"I know I don't sound the part. Get raised by brahmin ranchers, and you never lose the twang. Drives Hildern crazy. But I know every inch of the power grid from Hoover Dam to Shady Sands."An aversion of the "idiotic redneck" stereotype people from The Deep South often have attached to them, in a similar mould to Black and Nerdy. This character may have the same down-home sensibilities or otherwise act like a good ol' southerner, but is very, very smart. Maybe they exhibit Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness alongside their Southern vernacular, maybe they have a teleporter in their garage, maybe they have 12 Ph.Ds, who knows. The Simple Country Lawyer exemplifies this trope; he uses his intelligence and accent as a weapon, talking in simple allegories and colloquialisms in order to make people think he's a moron, then brutalizing them with his superior wit. May overlap with Good Is Not Dumb. See also Southern-Fried Private.
— Dr. Angela Williams, Fallout: New Vegas
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Anime and Manga
- Due to Accent Adaptation, Bill tends to display this in the translation of Pokémon Special as a substitute for the original's Kansai-ben - which was, much like this trope, presumably intended as a subversion of The Idiot from Osaka. Or maybe not — while The Idiot from Osaka is a trope that for some reason has really caught up in the West, the larger Japanese stereotype portrays Osakans, who come from a merchant city, as sharp, witty and moneygrubbing. And this is actually the reason for the idiot trope — the inhabitants of the more samurai-dominated Edo, who valued reserve and dignity, considered brash and loud Osakans rude and uncouth and thus below themselves.
- The students at Yezo High in Silver Spoon may not do well in traditional academics, but many of them are prone to going into lengthy, university-level discussions on such subjects as the mechanical specs of farm equipment, food processing chemistry and biotechnology.
- Terryman and his son Terry the Kid/Terry Kenyon look, dress and (in the localizations) speak like stereotypical Texan ranchers, but also serve as their respective series' Mr. Exposition whenever a scientific explanation is called for.
- One issue of The Tick had the characters run into this, when a town full of hillbillies got their hands on The Monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
- Samuel "Cannonball" Guthrie from New Mutants is a former coal miner from Kentucky with the ability to fly through explosive propulsion, as well as secondary force field generation. He's also highly intelligent, extremely intuitive, and incredibly clever and creative when it comes to using his powers.
- Flash Forward from the 2001 Doom Patrol revamp is a poor kid from rural Alabama who dropped out of school in the sixth grade. He's also unquestionably the smartest person on the team, and the others aren't exactly morons themselves.
- Jim in Creature Tech is a bumpkin redneck with a heavy Southern drawl who demonstrates rather marvelous skills in particle and quantum physics, electronics, mechanics and alien technology.
- Herschel Clay in PS238 is more or less a redneck Tony Stark, with a business empire, power armor — and a gimme cap.
- The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers - while hitchhiking to San Francisco, Freewheelin' Franklin meets a friendly redneck who had just learned about "merry-jew-wanna" in Acapulco and had bought a camper full up with him. Franklin offers to sell it, figuring he can scam this guy asking a dirt-cheap price from him, but the guy then matter-of-factly rattles off one potential marketplace town after another, knowing the going price and all the dealing pros and cons at each location. Franklin's grudging admiration is deflated when the guy asks "One thing I was wondering, though - what does that stuff do to you guys? I never smoked any of it myself..."
- Dr. Billy Joe Robidoux from Wynonna Earp is a Mad Scientist version of this. To quote Wynonna "He's a southern-fried gumbo of Dr. Josef Mengele, Dr. Frankenstein and runs a real-life version of The Island of Doctor Moreau."
- John Nash from A Beautiful Mind and Real Life.
- The Coen Brothers movies often feature Southern characters who either are very smart, or talk like it.
- In the Robin Williams movie RV, the family spends a good chunk of the movie thinking that the RV full of friendly Southern people were redneck hick stalkers. They were two for three (it's a long story.) Point is, near the end of the movie, the kids witness the redneck's kids doing home-school work out of an advanced Calculus book. Cue the daughter asking in complete astonishment, "Wait. You're smart?!"
- Mater from Cars 2, whose friendly outgoing nature is coupled with an encyclopedic knowledge of obscure car parts. Later, he's the one who figures out the plot to sabotage and discredit the World Grand Prix.
- Brad Whitaker from The Living Daylights is something of a whiz at both history and military technology.
- Judge Haller and DA Jim Trotter III in My Cousin Vinny. Vinny thinks he can run roughshod over them when defending his cousin in an Alabama courtroom, but they turn out to be a lot more intelligent than he suspects. Fortunately for his cousin, so is Vinny.
- In The A-Team, Bunny-Ears Lawyer Murdock has a southern accent. Given that he's insane and can change his voice on a whim, though, it's entirely possible that he's faking it.
- Dale from Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil is a variation; he never finished grade school, but he's got a great mind for trivia.
- William Stryker from X2: X-Men United. He has a slight Southern accent, and he's also a talented scientist and military strategist.
- Cade Yeager from Transformers: Age of Extinction, the Texan inventor.
- Atticus Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird, though he certainly doesn't exhibit any real southern stereotypes, at least no negative stereotypes. He's sort of the genteel southern elite, an erudite, upper class Southern gentleman. Fortunately for his children and his client, he also displays an educated, liberal tolerance and gentility as well. (Let's not get into his portrayal in the sequel (we think) Go Set a Watchman, although as strange as it is, it doesn't detract from the man's intelligence.) He is a crack shot with a rifle, though he tries to keep that fact away from his children.
- Cy Ogle from Interface.
- The main character of The Killer Inside Me. Too bad he's Ax-Crazy.
- The minor character Bud in Kurt Vonnegut's debut Player Piano is a Georgian smart enough (maybe not) to create a machine that makes his job unnecessary.
- The main character of the Morganville Vampires.
- Calvin Whitlock from Falkenburg's Legions.
- Andrew Jackson Libby from Robert A. Heinlein's future history is a boy from the Ozarks who, among other things, discovers artificial gravity and hyperspace travel. Even a thousand years later, Lazarus Long comments that Libby was the only man who ever understood the mathematics of hyperspace: not only is every other pilot who claims to understand Libby's "imperial numbers" a liar and a menace to his passengers, but Every.Single.Computer that can navigate through hyperspace is a copy of Libby's unique mind.
- Lazarus Long probably qualifies as well, though his is a more general kind of Renaissance genius, capable of doing anything (Libby was a capable mechanic, and at home in greasy overalls, but happier with pure numbers) and anyone. When not deliberately speaking another language or putting on polish, Lazarus reverts to the rusty Missouri saw he spoke in his youth.
- Note well that Heinlein himself was from rural "Bible Belt" Missouri, and that Long at least was an Author Avatar.
- Military science fiction authors John Ringo and Travis S. Taylor have made good use of this trope more than once.
- In Von Neumann's War, Earth is invaded by a horde of Von Neumann Machines. New weapons capable of fighting the machines are developed by two of the smartest people in the world who both are Southerners. One is a PhD physicist and the other is a graduate student working as a Hooter's waitress from Alabama.
- In the Into the Looking Glass series, one of the protagonists is a genius Southerner Omnidisciplinary Scientist working as a scientist for a fictional defense contractor. Ringo modeled Dr. Weaver on Taylor, who was uninvolved in the initial book of the series.
- Agent Pendergast is reminiscent of Atticus Finch. He sports a strong New Orleans accent paired with a razor sharp wit and legal mind. He's so good at solving the bizarre crimes he comes across that he's been accused of being a Mary Sue.
- In The Dresden Files, Ebenezar McCoy is acknowledged as one of the most powerful and dangerous wizards in the world. He has centuries of experience and knowledge to draw on. He lives on a farm in rural Missouri, speaks with a rural accent, and has typical rural values. Wizard Listens To Wind/Injun Joe calls him an "inbred hillbilly redneck," though in a joking manner.
- Silver John: The titular character is a wandering singer from the Ozarks, who also happens to have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of American mythology and folklore and knows hundreds of folk songs. It's stated that he could easily have gotten Ph.D.-s in both anthropology and musicology if he'd bothered with formal education, and he notes that he was the Library of Congress second choice for gathering and recording American folk songs.
Live Action Television
- J.R. Ewing of Dallas is a folksy ten-gallon hat wearing Texas good old boy and yet arguably the most famous TV villain of The '80s. Every inch The Chessmaster and Magnificent Bastard.
- LAPD Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson of The Closer, who is a CIA-trained interrogator, is phenomenally skilled at obtaining confessions... and sounds like she just took the train up from Georgia. Which, y'know, she did.
- Trip Tucker of Star Trek: Enterprise. This depends on the episode though, sometimes he's presented as an engineering genius and others he can't do grade school math.
- And earlier in the series, "Bones" McCoy did his undergraduate studies in Mississippi (although his accent wasn't quite so noticeable as Trip's). His birthplace is only defined as "somewhere in the South." Common fanon puts it in Georgia like his actor.
- Fridge Brilliance: These two southerners represent the archetypical "smart" professions—brain surgery (Bones) and rocket science (Trip). And Bones even combined the two.
- Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is from Texas, but this trope is subverted in that he doesn't have the stereotypical Texan accent and suffers Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness. His Texan accent and shorter words do surface when he's very, very upset. For example, "No one calls me Moon-Pie but Meemaw!". He also knows all about Football and frying any meat that isn't chicken as if it were chicken.
- Sawyer of Lost. He's a very successful con man, after all, and is commonly seen reading a wide variety of literature.
- The West Wing has Ainsley Hayes, the Trope Namer for Blonde Republican Sex Kitten, who trounces one of the main characters in a televised debate in her Establishing Character Moment. There are other, lesser examples throughout the series.
- Supernatural's Ash, from season 2. And in season 5, he's able to hack Heaven itself, easily, and for shits and giggles. He drinks like a fish, lives in a Roadhouse bar, and can be found sleeping on the pool table. But, he is a genius who was kicked out of MIT for reasons he won't specify but, criminal activity was implied.
- Daryl from The Walking Dead appears to be a bad tempered, redneck hick. He's also an excellent tracker, has knowledge of Native American history, and is quiet possibly the best all around survivalist in the group.
- Ballistics expert Calleigh Duquesne of CSI: Miami.
- Lindsey MacDonald. His exact origin is ambiguous, though he has an Oklahoma license plate on his pickup truck. Angel dismissively calls him a "tiny Texan" at one point; this could be an in-joke directed at Christian Kane, who hails from Dallas.
- Not to mention Fred.
- A non-heroic version appears on Boston Legal in the form of the sleazy Southern defense lawyer Alan would occasionally cross swords with.
- In Farscape, Astronaut scientist John Crichton hails from Florida. This trope is taken even further with his "super-evolved" version who speaks with a clear Texan drawl. Ben Browder himself was born in Tennessee, raised in North Carolina, and went to college in South Carolina.
- Browder's natural drawl comes through more with his character in Stargate SG-1. It's adorable.
- Dwight Hendricks of Memphis Beat (with a side of Defective Detective).
- Abbie Carmichael, of the Law & Order Mother Ship, was a Southern Fried Legal Genius, with a dash of Blonde Republican Sex Kitten (OK, brunette Republican Sex Kitten, but really, does it matter?) and a bucket of Hello, Attorney!.
- Also DA Arthur Branch, a smart man, whom the writers made no attempt to hide was simply his actor (the actually excellent lawyer and former US Senator from Tennessee Fred Dalton Thompson) in the form of a fictional character.
- One of McCoy's opponents deliberately invoked this trope to appear simultaneously a down-home country boy, just one of us chickens to pair with his rapier wit and encyclopedic knowledge of the law.
- This concept was discussed in an early QI, where Stephen Fry said that it's difficult to imagine someone from the American South becoming a professor of fine art, and Rich Hall agreed, saying that if you come from the south, it's difficult to have any credibility if you do anything other than play a washboard with spoons.
- Overton the handyman on Living Single; he knows Hebrew for one.
- Bones: Finn Abernathy, the squintern introduced in season 7, is initially teased by Hodgins for his Southern drawl (and calls him out on it), and manages to impress Temperance Brennan with his forensic skills when they first meet(no mean feat there).
- Good Eats star/creator Alton Brown, emphatically so.
- A So Random! sketch revolved around a "simple country boy" who can instruct others on intricate things like heart surgery and bomb disarming.
- Rust Cohle from True Detective is a genius detective with a thick southern drawl.
- Phil Harding of Time Team proves that the U.S. is not the only country with a rural South and people subverting the stereotype. While he has less formal education than the rest of the team (his doctorate is honourary and he only has a high-school education), he's a field archaeologist with over forty years of experience, a trained scuba diver and President of the Nautical Archaeological Society as well as an expert flint knapper. And plays a mean guitar in his spare time. All concealed in the body and accent of a cider-fueled West Country Owl/Man-hybrid.
- Jake Stone in The Librarians 2014 has spent much of his life working on an oil rig in Oklahoma, spending his evenings in a bar with his friends. His favorite Christmas past-time is getting into bar fights. Secretly, he has an IQ of 190, knows 7 languages, and is one of the world's foremost experts on art history, writing well-known papers under different (well-established) names. He's the guy most museums will call on to authenticate a new find, and he's the guy they're afraid to call on, since he'll spot a fake easily. Why doesn't he reveal the truth to his family? In his own words, "family ain't easy".
- In the M*A*S*H episode "Temporary Duty", Hawkeye is traded to the 8063 for Cpt. Roy Dupree who is equal parts chicken-fried hillbilly and incredibly brilliant surgeon.
Stand Up Comedy
- Jeff Foxworthy once joked that most people automatically deduct 100 IQ points if they hear a southern drawl, and would probably walk out on their brain surgeon if he had an accent.
Jeff: Allrite, whut we gon' do is... root around in there... and see if we can't find that dag-burn clot. *beat* Heh, no thanks, I'll just die.
- He himself qualifies for a Real Life example, as he attended Georgia Tech and was employed by IBM (and not in a janitorial capacity as he is sometimes wont to [over-modestly] state) before making it in the world of stand-up comedy.
- Another stand-up joked that you can basically say any stupid thing with a British accent and be believed, and how he feels sorry for southern nuclear physicists with the opposite problem.
- The Engineer from Team Fortress 2, a brilliant inventor from Bee Cave, Texas.note
"Look, buddy. Ah'm an engineer. That means Ah solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?" because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. Ah solve practical problems. Fer instance, how'm Ah gonna stop some big, mean mother-hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new bee-hind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."
- Cid Highwind is Final Fantasy VII's version of a rocket scientist — and the first man in space, to boot. His accent was spotty in the original game, but comes through loud and clear in Advent Children and Kingdom Hearts.
- Clem from The Suffering.
- Ranse Truman, as discovered when you finally meet him close to the end of the second game.
- Irving from Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey. Uses multiple euphemisms in his everyday talk.
- Augustus Sinclair from BioShock 2. He's a cunning businessman, clever manipulator and by some accounts a great scientist.
- Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2 seems to be a lot smarter than he lets on. Even if he did think the Mona Lisa was a sculpture.
- Eugene Ius from Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath is a very nerdy Clakker who studies ancient ruins and has a laptop that controls Buzzardton's power grid. Though he has a very negative opinion on the native Grubbs, considering them idiots, and destroys an ancient statue for a quick exit from the ruins.
- Pey'j from Beyond Good & Evil, a Non Human Side Kick who is also a Weekend Inventor.
- Fallout: New Vegas has Dr. Angela Williams, an NCR scientist who was born and raised on a cattle farm, and lampshades how her country twang doesn't fit with her occupation.
- T-Bone Grady from Watch_Dogs. Speaks in a vague Southern accent, builds scrap metal sculptures, loves torching stuff, and is a genius hacker on top of that.
- Donnel in Fire Emblem Awakening, being from a remote corner of Ylisse with a very noticeable southern drawl, but quickly picks up on almost any subject he tries to learn. This is most noticeable in his supports with Miriel.
- All of the mages in Whats Shakin speak with a southern accent, but are also highly intelligent.
- Clem from Sluggy Freelance.
- From Slice of Life, Pinkie Pie's parents become this after the family discovers molasses on their farm — Pinkie's dad becomes the CEO of Equestria's largest molasses company, while Pinkie's mom becomes their head attorney and negotiator.
- The Whateley Universe has Loophole.... a southern belle with an accent as thick as creamed corn, who also happens to be an inventor and gadgeteer who built her own ersatz, space-worthy Iron Man suit... and who got her code name by knowing the rulebook (which rulebook, you ask? ALL OF THEM) inside and out and exploiting them ruthlessly.
- Destin from Smarter Every Day is from Alabama.
- One episode of Jackie Chan Adventures had Jackie and Co. meet an entire family of these, including two brothers who were a nuclear physicist and an archeologist, respectively, yet still worked on their father's farm.
"Doctor Buford McDonald? Your books are very insightful!""Thank yee." *Punch*
- In an episode of Robot Chicken, there's a parody of Paris Hilton's reality show The Simple Life called Country Folk R Morons. A toothless redneck in overalls (pictured above) is standing in front of a chalkboard covered in equations.
Hick: And this is how Quantum-Chromo-Dynamics theorizes how Quarks interact by changing particles on the Subatomic level.
- Bulkhead from Transformers Animated - really. He's lost the accent by the time the series starts, and he's not the sharpest tool in the shed most of the time, but he was raised on a farm (for energon) and he's an expert in space bridge technology.
- He's a Southern Fried Genius Ditz.
- Kim Possible's Down on the Farm relatives.
- Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys: Dr. Splitz's... well, split personality, Splitzy, embodies this trope. Interestingly, Dr. Splitz is a highbrow, conceptual scientist, while Splitzy leans more towards a practical mechanic.
- Total Drama's Ezekiel seems to be this, according to his online bio. A typical TV Homeschooled Kid, he can apparently speak eight languages and was a National Spelling Bee champion. We never see this in the show, though, because the writers have never given him enough screen time.
- SpongeBob SquarePants:
- Sandy the Squirrel.
- Plankton is a subversion — he himself is an academic genius (though he nearly always slips up someway) who comes from a family of rednecks. However, he shares no traits with them and actually forgets what his family is like because he's been away for so long, assuming them to all be would-be supervillains like him.
- An episode of Kung Fu Dino Posse features a family of identical-looking cross-eyed buck-toothed idiot yokels... the last of whom speaks in a perfect Shakespearean accent, deplores the family business, and wishes he'd been an actor.
- Archer gives us Ray Gillette, the top-notch intelligence analyst and, while quite flamboyantly gay, actually pretty badass. He is from a family of West Virginia backwoods rednecks. They don't seem to know all that much about his life.
- An evil Mad Scientist version appeared in one episode of The Secret Saturdays, using his technology to temporarily merge Zak and his two cryptid companions, Komodo and Fisk, into one creature.
- One-shot villain Enoch "Farmer" Brown from Batman: The Animated Series. Despite talking and acting like Old MacDonald, he's an incredibly skilled microbiologist who had developed a way to cause massive growth in animal species as diverse as cattle and insects, which he tried to market as a way to end world hunger. He could even engineer programmed genetic defects into his monsters and granted superhuman attributes to his daughter through a special application of beef steroids.
- Steve Austin is like this on Celebrity Deathmatch; personality-wise, he's much like his wrestling personality, but he also invents miraculous technology like the Deathmatch Time Machine and the Super-Freaks.
- The Hyper-Chicken of Futurama is a parody of this. He's really a horribly incompetent Bunny-Ears Lawyer, but he somehow manages to win most of his cases and clients keep hiring him. They seem oblivious to his incompetence and charmed by his southern accent.
- Fuzzy Lumpkins was like this in the pilot episode of The Powerpuff Girls, having invented a Ray Gun that could turn things into meat. (Yeah, that's what it was. After the Girls defeated him, Townsville cleaned up the damage with a barbecue.) This was changed when regular episodes started, turning him into a hillbilly with a Hair-Trigger Temper who wasn't all-too smart.
- Old Man McGucket from Gravity Falls is a crazy hillbilly with a raccoon wife, who also happens to be an engineering genius. It's not just the years of Laser-Guided Amnesia that warped his mind. A flashback to a younger, sane McGucket has him follow up some Technobabble with "Why, that's mathematically feasible, I reckon *spits in spittoon*."
- Jay Maynard, the computer programmer who became a minor internet celebrity as "The Tron Guy". Though he now lives in Minnesota, he's most emphatically a Texan, with the accent to prove it.
- Travis S. Taylor, after whom John Ringo modeled William Weaver from the Into the Looking Glass series. Taylor, his relatives, and his friends are featured in the reality TV series Rocket City Rednecks, in which the self-proclaimed "rednecks" (two of whom have Ph.D. degrees) solve engineering problems.
- Jimmy Carter is from the Deep South, served as a submarine engineer and was in line to be one of the very first nuclear engineers in the Navy, at that (though he had to quit to run the family peanut farm before he finished).note As a result, while most modern presidents (Ford, Reagan and Bush I) have had aircraft carriers named after them, Carter got himself a submarine.
- Colonel Harland David Sanders may very well be the literal Southern Fried Genius. Along with his "secret recipe", his use of pressure frying to cook chicken more quickly and crisply as opposed to pan frying it was one of the reasons why his KFC restaurant chain was so successful.
- Quite a few of the United States' Founding Fathers were from Virginia. Their genius embraced such diverse disciplines as clockmaking, gunsmithing, architecture, legal drafting, theology and wine appreciation... and that was just Thomas Jefferson. No wonder that when John F. Kennedy hosted a gathering of Nobel Prize winners, he said, "I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge that has ever been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone."
- Robert E. Lee was a professor at West Point before The American Civil War and went on to become President of what is now Washington and Lee College after.
- Stonewall Jackson was a physics instructor at Virginia Military Institute prior to the war.
- Leland, Mississippi's favorite son, Jim Henson.
- The Southern Agrarians, a socio-politio-literary movement that began at Vanderbilt University in Nashville, Tennessee in the 1930s. Especially notable in that they started writing specifically to counteract the "idiotic redneck" stereotype which was, if anything, even more prevalent than it is now.
- Mark Twain: Author, humorist, riverboat pilot, wrote articles, and was a much-in-demand speaker. He was horrible at mining, though.
- Kris Kristofferson: country and western/folk singer and songwriter. Also Rhodes Scholar, summa cum laude BA in Literature, BPhil English Literature, military helicopter pilot and was offered the position of Professor of English Literature at West Point.
- Edward Osbourne (E.O) Wilson, a biologist and Pulitzer Prize winner who is known as the father of sociobiology and probably most famous for his 1990 reference encyclopedia The Ants, hails from Alabama.
- Former president Bill Clinton was born in rural Arkansas, and his family really was pretty much redneck (although he did exaggerate that background a bit to be more disarming and sympathetic). He went to Georgetown, was a Rhodes Scholar, and got his JD at Yale Law School.
- Jossverse veterans/geek goddesses Felicia Day and Amber Benson are both from Alabama. Though Day was also a Military Brat, which meant she moved to other states frequently as a child.
- Destin Sandlin of the popular scientific web series "Smarter Every Day" also lives in Alabama, works as an engineering contractor for the army, and has a lifelong ambition of becoming an astronaut.
- Andrew Higgins, inventor of the Higgins Boat that made D-Day possible, came from Louisiana. General Dwight D. Eisenhower called him "the man who won the war for us." Even Adolf Hitler acknowledged his genius, calling him the "new Noah."
- Cecil H. Green, J. Erik Jonsson, Eugene McDermott, and Patrick E. Haggerty, the founders of Texas Instruments.
- NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden hails from North Carolina, and later Maryland.
- NASA's US Space and Rocket Center is located in Huntsville, AL for good reason.
- Mathematician John Nash, Nobelist and subject of A Beautiful Mind, came from Blueville, West Virginia.
- NASA's Mission Control is located in Houston. Many of the flight controllers themselves hailed from the South; EECOM John Aaronnote , for example, was from Oklahoma.
- John Grisham, best-selling author of various legal thrillers, was born in Jonesboro, Arkansas.
- Fox News anchor Shepard "Shep" Smith is a down-home Mississippi boy who went to Ole Miss, hates all things LSU, and loves himself a good car chase. But his random tangents about Candy Crush, True Blood, and Time Warner Cable are just there to distract you so he can sock you with an Armor-Piercing Question when you lie, obfuscate, or otherwise try to avoid the truth on his broadcast. There's a reason this man polled as the second-most-trusted news anchor in the country in 2003, behind only Tom Brokaw.