The Blair Witch Project
"There's a reason we've never gone back to the moon."
, on the moon
, featuring astronauts of the fictional 18th Apollo mission during the Cold War
. The story follows the last, top-secret Apollo mission to plant advanced listening devices on the moon, so as to detect missile launchers...but something else is discovered instead...
The story is told in the style of found-footage movies like The Blair Witch Project
. Not to be confused with the 1992 They Might Be Giants
album of the same name. Also not a sequel to Apollo 13
(though it would be pretty awesome if that were the case
Tropes featured include:
- Artistic License – Physics: The astronauts are shown running across the lunar surface. For those unaware, running in low gravity is near impossible. It's best to hop along as shown in the genuine lunar landing footage. It's akin to running or walking in water.
- Also, the notion that devices located on the surface of the Moon would be of any practical use for detecting Earth-bound ICBM launches. Not only would the Moon be on the wrong side of the Earth to watch for them much of the time, but the distance would impose a needless time-lag for the detectors to notice a launch and report back to Earth about it. This one is justified, though: the devices were never meant to do that, and the astronauts realize this when they take a moment to actually think about their mission.
- Even if such devices could be made feasible, they'd need to be somewhere other than the poles, which never face Earth.
- Several shots show the Earth a short distance above the lunar horizon. At the lunar south pole, it should overlap the horizon.
- Bloody Handprint: A canister in the Russian landing module has one on its side.
- Body Horror: It's implied that something is infecting the astronauts... something that resembles rocks. Which burrow their way under your skin.
- Chekhov's Gun: The rock sample that ends up on the floor.
- Also, the Soviet lander that the astronauts find.
- Covers Always Lie: The poster for the film depicts a three clawed footprint next to a human one. The aliens are spider-like, and don't leave conventional footprints.
- Downer Ending: All three astronauts die, and the government covers up their deaths so that no one will ever know the truth. Slightly subverted in that by watching the footage, you now know what happened.
- Enemy Rising Behind: Are those rocks floating in the Soviet lander? Uh oh.
- Found Footage Film: Which makes the existence of end credits rather dubious.
- Gory Discretion Shot: Something gross is happening out there.
- There's also a scene where Walker has a rock pulled from his open, pulsating wound. Thankfully, we aren't given a closeup of the procedure.
- Government Conspiracy: Well, duh. The tagline refers to the idea that the governments know about the aliens, and don't want the public to become aware of them.
- Hell Is That Noise: The crew are disturbed by the sound of something scuttling on the hull of the lunar lander..
- Heroic Sacrifice: Walker insists on being left behind because he's infected, but Anderson won't consider it until the end.
- Hope Spot: Anderson escapes the moon, and heads for pickup. Then the rocks float into view inside the shuttle...
- A House Divided: After being injured by one of the aliens, Walker becomes increasingly hostile to the Anderson.
- Insectoid Aliens: The aliens are spider-like creatures who camouflage themselves as rocks.
- Jump Scare: Quite a few, especially when the corpse of the cosmonaut is found.
- Kill 'em All
- Leave the Camera Running: Largely subverted, as apparently the movie was edited from 82 hours of Found Footage. While the movie may feel much longer, it has few moments not specifically dedicated to the plot, possibly to its detriment.
- Make It Look Like an Accident: The three crew-members are all listed as having been killed in accidents at sea where their bodies could not be recovered.
- Mission Control: The NASA kind, and a few seconds of an unspecified Soviet counterpart.
- Mission Control Is Off Its Meds: Type 1.
- Nothing Is Scarier
- "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: The movie opens with one of these.
- Oh, Crap: Ben when he sees the rocks/aliens float up as he enters orbit in the Russian shuttle.
- Puppeteer Parasite: How this movie's aliens appear to work.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: One of the symptoms of the parasite infection is a red ring around the host's irises.
- Sadistic Choice: At the end of the movie, Grey has to choose between saving the life of Anderson, his only surviving crew-member who might be infected with an alien parasite, or obeying the secretary of defense, who orders him not to, under threat of not being allowed to return to earth. Subverted in that both crewmen are killed.
- Shown Their Work: Despite the story itself being implausible, the filmmakers did get a lot of details about the Apollo program right, from hardware to terminology. Meant of course to add to invoke Willing Suspension of Disbelief
- Bonus points for including the Soviet LK lunar lander. The actual Soviet moonshot vehicle, the N1, was kept top secret until after the end of the Cold War, and even today not a lot of people know about it.
- Also clever: since the N1 is a historic failure, the 1970s Americans call the Soviet lander "LK-Proton", implying it was launched on the Proton rocket (the same year, a Proton rocket carried Luna 22, the last successful Soviet Lunar orbiter, to its destination).
- Space Is Cold: Actually justified for once. The crater investigated by the astronauts has never received direct sunlight.
- Space Is Noisy
- Ten-Second Flashlight: Walker uses his camera flash to explore the pitch dark crater.
- Unwitting Pawn: It turns out that the government suspected there were aliens on the moon; they just needed to confirm it, which was the purpose of the whole mission. Needless to say, none of the astronauts were told about this.
- Urban Legends: The movie is based on the premise that the stories of Lost Soviet cosmonauts are true—and that the U.S. government was not only aware of it, but actively involved in the failed mission.