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A Million Ways to Die in the West is the second full-length theatrical comedy film from Family Guy creator Seth Mac Farlane, after Ted.The film takes place in Arizona, 1882, where literally Anyone Can Die (even by a splinter). This tale of the west is about Albert (MacFarlane), a sheep herder whose girlfriend (Amanda Seyfried) left him after he chickens out of a duel, but when notorious outlaw (Liam Neeson) arrives in town looking for trouble, the outlaw's runaway wife (Charlize Theron) teaches Albert how to shoot and prove he's got what it takes. The film also stars Sarah Silverman, Giovanni Ribisi, and Neil Patrick Harris.The film is produced by Media Rights Capital and Fuzzy Door Productions, and was released by Universal Pictures on May 30, 2014. A tie-in novel written by MacFarlane is now available.
Badass Preacher and Dark Shepherd: Mentioned, the priest killed a man and then killed his son so he couldn't get revenge later. He then did a sermon about it.
Bar Brawl: There's one just before Albert meets Anna, caused by Lewis when he shot a man for making him spill his drink. Albert and Edward stay out of the worst of it by pretending to fight amongst themselves, with Edward accidentally hitting him in the face for real.
Betty and Veronica: Louise is a kind of girl next door to Albert and Anna is more world-wise.
From Louise's perspective, hard working but poor farmer Albert is a Betty to the dapper, moneyed Foy's Veronica. Though this could be seen as a classic Rich Suitor, Poor Suitor situation too.
Brick Joke: While listing off his complaints about the West, Albert hypothesizes that doctors will treat the wound on his face by having a blue jay peck it. During a montage significantly later in the film, Albert's hypothesis is proven to be true.
When Albert shows Edward and Ruth the corpse of the mayor on the street, wolves drag him off. The next day, when Anna and Albert meet and she plays fetch with Plugger, he retrieves the chewed off leg of the Mayor.
While at the fair, Albert remark that "People die at the fair." The shooting gallery Albert and Anna go to has a very offensive theme (directed towards blacks). At the end of that fair scene, a drink salesman gets gored by a bull, causing Albert and Anna to bleakly remark once again that "People die at the fair." The very last scene of the movie has Jamie Foxx reprising his role as Django shooting the proprietor running the shooting gallery, remarking "People die at the fair." before cutting to the credits.
Don't Explain the Joke: At the end of his duel with Foy, Albert makes a joke to Louise about her having a hairy vagina before marching off. Then he comes back and awkwardly explains his joke (Foy giving Louise cunnilingus) in case the people around didn't get it. A spectator says he gets it.
Guile Hero: Albert Stark may be a lousy shot, but he is clever enough to reason with people to try and settle any disagreements as well as douse a bullet with snake venom, knowing that while he may not be able to fatally shoot Clinch Leatherwood in a duel, he can get close enough to wound him and stall for time to have the poison take effect.
Irony: Albert gives Anna a photograph of a Man smiling, they then remark that it takes 30 seconds for a Picture to be taken and that he had to smile for 30 sustained seconds. They say that they have never been happy for 30 seconds ever, they are laughing and smiling the entire 2+ minutes of the scene.
Knight of Cerebus: Clinch Leatherwood. He's never played for laughs sans one quick sight gag and even then that just enrages him beyond his already normal rage.
Laxative Prank: Anna does this to Foy, causing him to borrow a guy's hat to take a shit in right in the middle of a gunfight. Twice.
List Song: "A Million Ways To Die" by Alan Jackson lists a few ways to die in the West.
Loser Protagonist: Albert. He's considered a coward, has parents who barely notice him, can't shoot, and has a job considered shitty by everyone (even he can't do it right).
Man on Fire: While taking the portraits of a family, the flash powder explodes, setting the photographer and the parents of the family on fire.
Mentor Ship: Albert and Anna, who teaches him how to be a good shot.
Missing Trailer Scene: The bit with the doctor that accidentally killed his patient and the bit where Albert is in a hot air balloon over a burning forest is not in the film.
Nice Hat: This is the wild west. Though it does take a turn to the gross by the end of the film.
Old Man Marrying A Child: Anna says she was 9 when she married Clinch and had sex with him. It's not stated how much older Clinch is than her, but the fact that he was already an accomplished murderer at the time plus Albert's Squicked reaction at the whole thing implies he was already an adult.
Considering the actors' ages (Theron is 39, Neeson is 62), this is almost definitely the case.
Pet the Dog: Louise proves that, while she may be somewhat smug and prefer money to integrity, she's not exactly bad when she tries her best to talk Foy out of killing Albert in the duel even though Albert himself was the challenger.
She takes care of the dog originally owned by a prospector Clinch shot over a gold nugget.
Reality Ensues: Despite having a good teacher, a week is not nearly long enough to make Albert Stark a good enough shot to beat anyone in a duel, especially Clinch Leatherwood. However, he doesn't really need to be as he is smart enough to dose his bullets with snake venom, and stall long enough in the final duel to poison Clinch to death.
Snake Oil Salesman: One tries to sell Albert and Anna a bottle of patent medicine at the Fair, only to have the two of them tear his claims to shreds by reading the ingredients. Then he gets gored by a runaway bull.
Title Drop: Done by Albert to Clinch during his Badass Boast speech after he clips him with a bullet laced with rattlesnake venom.
Toilet Humour: The whole laxative incident where Foy gets a serious case of diarrhea, and right before facing Albert in a duel, he steals two cowboy's hats (who don't really seem to care, even if one resists a little) and proceeds to do his business in them in front of the whole town.
Later, as Albert is hiding from Clinch, a sheep pees on him. The sheep's wiener is shown in all its "glory".
Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Albert points out that the Mayor has been lying dead in the middle of the town for several days and no one is doing anything about it, be it bury him or hold elections. This also applies, much less pointedly, to the many deaths that occur throughout the film, with people staring in horror/interest for a few seconds and then carrying on like any other day.
(Wolves come in and drag Mayor off)
Albert: (being sarcastic) Oh, there are the wolves, dragging our mayor off to prove my point! Bye, Mr. Mayor! Have fun being wolf shit!
Vulgar Humor: Oh yes. It has sex jokes, prostitute jokes, potty humor, anatomy humor, religious jokes, sudden violent deaths, racial humor, and hypocritical humor.