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• If Epic Movie can be applied to a YouTube Poop, that poop would have to be The LOL King.
  Simba: I LOL in the face of danger.
  • Rafiki drops Simba off the cliff at the start.
  • "Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your mother?"
    • The question is, does Zazu mean play with or "play with"?
  Scar: That was today? Oh, I feel so gay!
  Simba: I'm gonna rock!
  Scar: Oh Dedede. *King Dedede appears briefly*
  • The Double Rainbow video gets a short cameo.
  • We are gonna play Blues Clues!
    • Three clues do indeed appear throughout the poop. Try to find them all!
  • "It's dinnertime, and we ain't got no stinkin' BADGES!"
• {YTP} ~ Woods.
  • "I have pot for yoooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooou!"
  • "There's a lump on her rump big enough to HUMP!
  • "The woods are just wood! The trees are just wood! I have no wood, nor no one should!"
    • "Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, who is already dead!"
    • "I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?"
  • "Jaj, Jaj, Jaj, head in a crack sack!"
  • "WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS... And home before dark!"
  • "Jaj, why so serious?
  • This little gem:
  Wolf: And what might be in your basket?
  Little Red Riding Hood: Three large oak trees.
  • "I guess this is goodbye, old plate!"
  • "What's important, really, is THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" "NO! NOT THE BEES!"
  • "Let's see the demon sliced into NINE THOUSAND bits!"
  • "Mother said not to be straight! I should've heeded her advice! And though scary is exciting, nice is different than nice!"
  • "To bed without any SUS!"
  • "We did nothing, and it made a nice BUTT dance!"
  • "Whoa!" "Nun!" "Sus!" "The!" "Pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink" "Never wear more than a bull!" "Or open your maam!" "The difference between a bean and a bean is a bean can begin a church!" "Slots don't hold much soup!" "Whoa!" "The mob's not the end of the world!" "A servant is just a dog!" "Length is not an opportune visitor!"
  • "A big terrible lady sweeping the floooooor! But she draws you!" *graphics are drawn in pencil*
  • "The cow is GAGA!"
  • "We would have, if that cow hadn't molested us!" "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
• {YTP} ~ Illegally Blonde is an extremely insane look at the musical version of Legally Blonde
  • "Lawl school?" "Yes, daddy. Lawl school." "Darling, lawl school is for people! And you are but a nun!"
  • "I still don't see one reason to admit you!"
    • "...Lol."
    • "WELCOME TO HARVARD!"
  • "Is he gay, or is he peein'? Or is he an elephant?"
  • "Have yourself a soup."
  • The alternate ending.
    "~Eeeeveryone's deeeeeaaaad!~"
• The 90's were a point in time
  • Ain't nothin' but a fart/ain't nothin' but a steak!
  • Stop!... ham time!
• The sequel, The 2000s were a Decade, Century, and Millennium
  • DON'T SHOP.
  • I used to play The Force Unleashed, but I discovered that it sucked! Now in the morning I play Mario. *the opening of "Viva La Vida" is played sped up with Chris Martin flashing colors* *
    it sounds like the Starman jingle from Super Mario Bros. when sped up
  • "I'll get him a car!" *Super Mario Bros. 2 theme plays*
  • "No, you can't read my POPE!"
  • I wanna roll with—the gangstas, but sooos.
  • "To perform for you tonight...Andre, Andre, Andre...and Andre."
    • My baby is killin' me right now!
    • ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...
  • "Get down, girl, get THE F*** DOWN!!!"
  • My best friend says she used to *bleep* my best friend Usher!
    • A gag that came just a bit too late: Shut up and take my money!
  • Lol... F-YOU
  • "One shot. One opportunity. One Pikachu! That you captured!
  • "His mom's a Heavy!"
    • "He's nervous, but on the surface his body is ready!"
  • "He opens his mouth, but the VOMIT won't come out! He vomits all over the whole crowd! Everybody's grossed out now!"
  • "Snap back to reality! Op, op, op, op, Oppa whoa!"
  • You only get one shot. YOU DO NOT GET TWO SHOTS.
  • "But hold your nose, 'cuz here goes the Coca-Cola!"
  • "Alright, stop... Pajama time!"
• Hagrid and Jesus give Reginald Van Hook a slap in the face
  • "The bees and the bees"
  • STAR POWER ACTIVATED!
• Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory, part 2 is pure comedic genius.
  • "This is a Muse lock." *plays Supermassive Black Hole*
  • "Count your breath. Hold your wish. Make a three."
  • "He's *BEEP*ing all the chalk!"
  • You played the Chalk Song.
  • "Oompa Loompa Dedede! What do you get when you guzzle down fat? Eating an elephant! Ah! I don't LOL!"
    • COCANE SUGAR
  • "You're going to love MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
  • DaThings1's long chain of ripoffs.
  • "You're blowing up!"
  • "The strawberries taste like SNOT!"
  • "Some very unusual SUS in here!"
  • "Ah, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted." "What's that? "You're going first." YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
  • "The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious jackpot. It's all there, Black and White and Crystal! You STOLE NOTHING! Good day sir!" "You're an inhuman monster!" "I said GAY sir!"
  • Everyday I'm Russian.
• Lord Of Da Things.
  • The ENTIRE intro, with all its Minecraft references.
  • "Three to the dwarf lords, great Minecraftsmen of the mountain halls. And NYAN, NYAN rings were given to the racist men, who, above all else, desired men. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Mordor, the dark lord Mordor forged in secret a Mordor ring, to troll all others. WOW. But there were SUS!"
  • "Isildor, son of the King, took up his father's SAUCE!" *Sauron turns into a Creeper, then explodes with the player damage sound effect from Minecraft* "The ring passed to Isildor, who had this one chance to destroy Troy forever!"
  • "History became legend. Legend became myth. Myth became Mythbusters."
  • The hobbits smoking weed.
  • GUEST LIST:
    • Bags
    • Buffs
    • Toots
    • Brady Bunch
    • Rugs
    • Drugs
    • Lawnmowers
    • Boulders
    • Race Cars
• Some Screams Are At Cats.
  • "Get the fuuUUUUUUUUuuf! Wow! JOOOOOOOOOOJ!"
  • "DO IT, YOU KING, DO IT!!!" "Ok!"
  • "Look at me! Look at me!" DON'T STARE AT ME!!!!!
  • *cat sitting at computer, presumably watching cat porn* "WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?!"
  • "GET THE SUS!!! NUN!!!"
  • "YOU ARE A RAKE!!! YOU ARE A PIECE OF PIZZA!!! AY! AYA! AYA! I'M GOING TO MY CLOSET!!! PEW!!!"
  • "The whole world knows who you are now, Nick!" "I'M GOING TO JUMP!!!!!"
  • Q!!!!! DON'T STARE AT STAIRS!!!
  • The ending, with the Nike commercial.
  Tourettes Guy: JUST DO IT!!!!!
• Romney Puts On his Mitts.
  • "I know what it's like to hire Dikekike!"
  • The Keyboard Cat theme.
  • "Freerf and enterprise are what..."
  • "Create JOJs, not jobs!"
  • "We not only had a scandal to deal with, but also a vandal to deal with, but also a sandal to deal with... but also a candle to deal with!"
  • "We cut people in two with a chainsaw!" VROOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  • "My legislature is 85% crap!"
  • "We believe in our future, we believe in ourselves, we believe in our shells, we believe in our Weebls!"
• Obama Bails Out.
  • "In order to afford one Ford... five families would have to pay one dollar!"
  • "Two hundred and ffffffffffffffffffFIFty dollar tax cut for SUS!"
  • "Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!"
  • "Taking into account, the Count, the mammoth, the Mass Effect!"
  • "It's not a plan to create jobs, it is not a plan to reduce the deficit, it is not a plan to build the deficit, it is not a plan to create JOJs, it is not a plan to defecate, it is not a plan to sit, it is not a planet, it is not a plant, it is not a plan, it is not a PLALP..."
  • "We don't need Florida, we don't need America, we don't need the world!" KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!
  • "And that's why I'm running again to Payless!" (cue picture of Obama running to Payless ShoeSource)
• Sweeney Todd Completes his Arm is ten full minutes of hilarity.
  • The intro with Breakfast Machine playing in the background.
  • "But there's no Klondike!"
  • "There was a barber and his barber, and he was beautiful... A pie! And it was beautiful! And she was fullllllll!"
  • "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit Pit!"
  • "There was a barber and his knife... Aaa! He had these pretty little flowers!" "NOOOOOOOO!" *beat* "SUS! Bob Barker!"
  • "These are my friends! You shall drip Rupeeeeeeeeeeeees!"
  • "At last... my arm is complete again!" *cue Scare Chord rapidly cut off*
  • "I feel you, JohaahoJ!"
  • A sailor!
    • Sir, you gandered!
  • "I feel you, JohannaannahoJ!"
  • "All the rage, he is!"
  • "Poliiiiiiiiiiiiiice! Do you wake every morning in shame and despair to discover you're feelin' like P. Diddy? Well, mentlegen..."
    • "Soon you'll have to thin it once a minute!"
  • "PEDO!"
  • "To trrrim-a the beeeeeeer!"
  • "May the Lord have mercy on your SUS!"
  • "Excuse me, my lord Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
  • "It was-a da POP!"
  • "SUS?" "SUS!" "NUN!"
  • The clip from Wallace & Gromit.
  • "I don't care, I got WoW!"
  • "BOB BARKER!" *stabs Judge Turpin, who reverts to his true form of Justin Bieber*
• "Arby's serves some Goog Moom Foof"
  • "Arby's Chicken Cordon Bleu. Achoo. Chicken breast topped with ham and swiws on a sesame seed nun. Also try our mint chocolate squirrel shake."
  • "Arra— It's food!"
  • "Oven roasted, freshly sliced? Yeah, right."
  • "Arby's— It's Goog Moom Foof!"
  • "...And tasty portobello sauce, SUS, SUS, SUS..."
  • "Suspenders! He's a she! Jesus!" ♪"Sandshreeeeew~"♪
  • "People everywhere are discovering angus beef in a HoH SiS yay!"
  • "It's Doog Doom Doof!… Dude!"
  • "Oh no! Not the Ar-bees! Not the Ar-bees!"
• "The Critic Critic Reviews The RooR"
  • "Hello, Nostalgia Critic! Well… This is it. Worst. E-mail. Ever."
  • "Why am I downstairs, in the basement?" "Oh, Sssssssssssss." "Oh, okay."
  • "And memes used to be funny."
  • "And this is Denny's! You know that creepy guy who always looks at you funny at Subway? Yeah. He looks at you funny at Denny's apparently."
  • "I'm not gonna question anything, but I am gonna play this music." (cue Nostalgia Critic's "Uh" to the tune of the Super Mario Bros. 2 game)
  • "He's a pork. He provides forks for you."
  • "And I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom." "I'm dying." "You're not dying, mom." "I'm not dying." "You're dying, mom."
  • Right after it: "Johnny doesn't drink! I know he drinks, but he doesn't drink!"
  • "Ohio!"
  • "Critic!" "AWAY WITH YOU!" *runs off crying*
  • "X is an X!"
• "RadicalFaith360 Reviews the Doduo"
  • "Super Turbo Sega Nintendo Genesis PC Graphics Engine 360"
  • "Such as Minneapolis, New York, New Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Los York, Lol York, Sos Angeles…"
  • "You don't need… a cabinet full of cleaners!"
  • (over a picture of a fashion model) "This is the American model I'm showing you here. As you can see, it looks pretty slim and sexy, which is very nice. Furthermore…" (picture zooms up to show the model has messed-up eyes) "What the—" [test pattern]
• "The Ground Roundup"
  • The rendition of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic theme:
  ♪Myyyyyyym
  ♪I used to wonder what could be
  ♪Memes used to be funny
  ♪Bench, nun, fart, notch
  ♪Karing shindness, it's an easy feat
  ♪And magic makes it magic
  ♪Myyyyyym, don't you know you're all my very best frieeeeeeeirf♪
  • This exchange:
  Apple Bloom: What's it say?
  Twilight Sparkle: It's from Jack. Family and friends. Soon. That's all there is.
  Apple Bloom: Jack's Jack?
  Rainbow Dash: What do you mean, Jack? She luls!
  Granny Smith: And she luls.
  Apple Bloom: And she luls!
  • "I'm glad we're finally gonna get some applejacks." (Old joke is old, I know.)
  • Twilight Sparkle: "Look, girls!" (picture turns swirled) "Swirls!"
• "Justin Can't Stop Staring At Your Missile Toes"
  • "I should be playing in the winter snow / But imma be playing in the winter snow / But Imma be, imma be, imma imma imma be"
• "Fresh Friday"
  • "Russian, Russian, everybody's Russian"
  • This exchange:
  Rebecca Black: ♪Gotta be fresh♪
  Will Smith: ♪Now this is a story all about my lul♪
  • "No U"
  • "I whistled for a cab and when it came near / The license plate said FRERF / If anything, I could say that this cab was rare / But I thought, nah, forget it! Yo, homes, to West Philadelphia!"
  • "BRB"
• SusSetter Retractable Awnaw
  • "It keeps our patio about 20% cooler." (cue picture of Rainbow Dash)
  • "Transformers!"
  • "Call now to get the HoH SiS story, Mark."
• "My Little Pwn: Friendship is Frerfship"
  • Apple Bloom: Applejack, I'm a baby! I can take care of my sus!
  • This:
  Twilight Sparkle: Now, tell me, what exactly have you actually seen Zecora do?
  Rainbow Dash: Well… (long silence, fidgets and rolls her eyes, starts to say something but goes quiet)
  Twilight: Ooh… (starts talking backwards)
  • Applejack: That filly little silly!
  • Rarity: Ugh, I look like a bull! Nice decorations...if you like pee!
  • The TBS logo showing up when Appletini says "Very funny."
  • This:
  Pinkie Pie: Don't you agree, Fluttershy?
  Fluttershy: (deep voice) I don't wanna talk about it.
  (everypony laughs)
• "Cinnamon Bunglasses at Night"
  • "I wear my sauce glasses at night... Sauce, sauce, can"
  • "I swear my sauces at night so I can sew"
  • "In this video I'm going to show you how to make sus that looks just like sus"
  • "I cut up Michael's face" *crunch* "RIP Michael"
  • "And it smells really good, kinda like mold."
  • "I mixed in yellow food coloring"
• "Prawn Srars"
  • "This is a Cs188 rifle."
  • (BANG) "And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded."
  • "I'm Garrison, and this is my paunch. And this is my poncho. And this is my pawn shop." (cue picture of chess pawns)
  • Dances With Wolves Saddle.
    • Owned by Kovin Kestner.
    • Used in the film Dances with Dancers.
    • Edible
  • "Well, it's definitely a saddle."
  • "I bought Kevin Costner's butt at an auction."
  • "Everyone knows I'm into tattoos around here. I mean I got no brain."
• "The Sharkshank Redemption"
  • The introductions of the sharks:
  "Kevin O'Leary is a cat who turned a $10 loan into a sauce company worth $4."
  "Lori Greiner, the Queen of Bruce, holds over half a dollar."
  "Daymond John's Mowgli."
  "Robert Herjavec, the son of an immigrant factory worker.
  "And Mark Cuban, the outspoken owner of Kevin O'Leary."
• 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole.
  • This exchange:
  Javert: Get me a sandwhich! *Valjean hands him a sandwich.* NOM NOM NOM NOM.
  Valjean: I stole the breeeeeeead!
  Javert: Die! *Shoots Valjean with the gun.*
  • "2FOOOOOORT!"
  • This exchange as well:
  Valjean: My name is Jaj ValJaj!
  Javert: And I'm Jajvert!
  • Les Misérables dubstep. It has to be heard to be believed.
• Here's an Eye
  • A little "recap"
  • Epic Sax Guy.
  • "Also Tara Strong's mouth."
  • "Every exercise program I know about, works." *roll credits*
  Director: Ox Bellows
  Producer: Jaj McFrerf
  • "I taught a renowned plastic surgeon how to do plastic surgery."
  • "The muscles are just like the muscles"
  • "We're going to stretch the face, exersauce, and we're gonna bring blood to the altar."
  • Average Entertainment - a Sus Nun Company
  • "For those who don't believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Rap Rat, the Easter Rat, the Santa Bunny, the Rap Santa, the Rar Rar, or the Rap Easter Santa Bunny Rat"
  • "Wait for it ... Dairy."
  • "I don't know what to say, so I'm not gonna say anything."
• Wow! It's made!
  • "This machine beats the workers to a pulp. Begin the beating. After eight hours of beating, they may also die, depending on the desired effect."
  • "They are lined up in grooves to make filling groovier."
  • "It's a Combusken!"
• Jej Dry
  • "He gets Aldi."
  • "Once a month for spps spaps sparkling Klingons."
  • "That was this, this was that, that was that, this was this."
  • "Jet Dry. The besh."
• Date Mystery
  • "Don't be lame!"
  • Open the door Open the door Open the door Open the door
  • "The thrilling new Milton Bradley game that's for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, not you!"
  • "Fun and fun and fun and prizes. That's Myssym. Remember, Bradley makes the worst games, sauce."
  • "Get Mystery Date, for Wii U"
  • "Answer the door. Answer the door. Girls, answer the door." MYSTERY!
• Burgers and Greens
  • "Let me tell you why friends tell friends to tell friends to tell Friends…"
  • "I disable people."
• Postman Tap Delivers Fake Letters
  • "Tap feels he's Batman!"
  • —> Mrs Pottage: We've made cake.
  Postman Pat: It's my cake now! (Steals cake) Thank you very much!
  • "How did they know he was a furry? He'd kept it a secret all these years, and now they all knew. Let me wish you a happy basement virgin life too! 'F**k you.', said Tap."
• Poom Poom Bow
  • "Gaga. Got a kitty cat. Got a Kit Kat."
• Cee Lo Green Remembers When He Forgets You
  • "I remember when, I remember, I remember, I remember, I—" "Remember when…"
• Taking the Watch Five
  • The running gag about the pee tent.
  • "We've made a number of Reese's..."
  • "Hey, where's Ringo? My favorite Beatle. WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU. >:C"
  • Grove City, Grove City, Grove City...
  • "Are you thinking about getting baptised in dog poo? Well now's your chance."