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Pooping The Charts

Pooping the Charts is a compilation video series of music videos that have been heavily edited (and manipulated) by cs188. Each video link goes to a video uploaded by a certain user as shown on the link, while certain parts on that user's video may have minor edits for no apparent reason.

• Pooping the Charts Vol. 1 cs188 cs188archives cs188returns reupload Archvie.org copy
  "Yeah, I was gettin' laid last weekend, you were feelin' someone's balls."
  • Taio Cruz - Dynamite
  "I wanna take it up the ass sometimes! SayiyaS SayyaS SayaS SaaS SaS"
  MOTORCYCLE RAPE
  We gon' throw up in this club, we gon' fuck all night!"
  "'Cause I fucked you once, now I fucked you twice! We gon' fuck it up, like it's YouChewPoop!"
  "'Cause we gon' die tonight!"
  AND THEN EVERYONE DIED.
  • Adam Lambert - If I Had You
  "So I got my boots on... So I got my... SoS..."
  "So I got my boots on, got the right boots on and I'm doing me in the butt with a black cock. But I know it don't matter, all we need in this world is some boots!"
  "There's a thin line between a fat line..."
  • Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
  "Caught in a bag!"
  "Cause you're a criminal as long as you're a criminal."
  [Lady Gaga drinks a glass of poison, and she doesn't notice (or care) at all...]

  • AND THEN SHE DIED.
  • Drake - Find Your Love
  "I'm more than just a pedophile, hey hey heyeh yeh yeh"
  • Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are
  "Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her hair"
  "But every time she asks me do I look okay?" [Bruno's face is distorted] "I say... 'Change your face!'"
  "I know, I know, when I cum she won't believe me"
  "And when you smiims ouy you're a-Mays-ing!"
  • Outtakes
  "I just want it all, I just want it all, in my ass!"

• Pooping the Charts Vol. 2 - All-Out Sh!tfest cs188 cs188archives cs188returns (age-restricted)
  "Hot and dangerous, 'cause we got a cli-tor-us! Tonight we're gettin' hard hard ha-ha-ha-hard!"

  Featuring Far East Bowel Movement, K*ty P*rry, M&Ms featuring Re-Anna, and Nicki Minge... with guest appereances from The Lonely Peninsula and Scooby Doo Doo.
  • Far East Bowel Movement
  "Popping bottles in my butt, like a blizzzilb! When we do it we do it in my vagina!"
  "Now I'm ridin' three dicks, now I'm feelin' like blowin' Jesus!"
  "Now I'm feelin' like a flying sofa lol lol lol lol..."
  • K*ty P*rry featuring The Lonely Peninusla
  "Did you know that there's doo-doo in a plastic bag?"
  "What the fuck."
  "Do you ever feel like—A BOSS?"
  "SWALLOW A DUDE'S DICK! CRASH MY CAR INTO THE SUS!" (Figure A: Sus)
  "SUCK ON DEBRA'S DICK! EAT SOME SHIT!"
  "I'M FAT! I'M FAT! I'M FAT!"
  "HIT ON DEBRA! GET REJECTED! SHIT ON DEBRA!"
  "MEET A GIANT BAGEL! FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT—"
  "After a HURRR comes a DURRR."
  "Cause baby you're-re-re GAAA-AAAYYY! WhaaaaahW! Oh shut up!"
  "Come on, let your cock burst! Baby, you're a fiii-fuir!"
  • M&Ms featuring Re-Anna and Scooby Doo Doo
  "You ever love somebody so much, you can fuck him? You said you'd never fuck, now you're in each other's asshole 'cuz I like the way it hurts..."
  "Today, that was yesterday, yesterday is today, that was yesterday, but today, it's a different day. Now you get to watch Aleve out the window, guess that's why they call it 'a-leave'."
  "Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't, now we're in each other's Facebook..."
  "I never cum so much again, I guess I don't know my own dick..."
  "That's alright because I lul'd"
  *Flashing image from Shamwow ad appears for a few seconds*
  "...cause I love the way you—lie, cause baby you're a faaf! Come on, let your cock shoot cum across the sky, -y, -y!"
  "I see cum on Scooby-Doo!"
  SCOOBY YOU SLUT
  "Scooby-doody-dooood-ydood-yboo"
  "See You in Hell! We need some cum from you now!" You know, we gotta masturbate! FAP! FAP! FAP!"
  • Nicki Minge
  "Moron. Mo-Mo-Moron."
  "...when I love your anus!"
  • Outtakes
  "I know you don't wanna mess with Jesus!" *bang* MY LEG!
  NONE OF THIS IS MAKING SENSE, BUT WHO REALLY GIVES A FLYING-
  "Hurricoaster, you're original, cannot be replaced."

• Pooping the Charts Vol. 3 Dailymotion reupload YouTube reupload, minus the "Tonight (I'm Loving You)" segment
  "Can't stop cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming to rape your ass!"
  • The fact that it seems to be too hot for YouTube.
  • The Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Beetus Bit) (There's even an extended version.)
  "I hate Type 2 diabeetus..."
  "I don't wanna take your pictures, I just wanna take some shits— I just wanna cum on these ladies"
  (do I really even have to?)
  "Cause I'm...havin'...a heart attack!"
  • Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Loving You)
  "I know I want me...I made it obvious that I want me. Damn I like the way that I move." [kisses a clone of himself]
  "Please excuse my situation, you know my reputation, I'm into masturbation, please excuse me I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm givin' myself lube!"
  "Tonight I'm gonna do that ass, turn around and lemme see that— DOUBLE-SIDED NON-STICK SURFACE!"
  "MedadeM MedadeM MedadeM"
  "From the window, to the window, to the wall! Gotta give you, my window! I love the way you shake that PENIS!"
  "When we get to the spring I'ma make you —CHICKEN AND VEGGIE BURGERS!"
  "please excuse me I don't mean to be rude, but tonight you gotta suck me off!"
  "I made it obvious that I want —THOSE RESTAURANT MINI-BURGERS!"
  • Avril Lavigne - What the Hell
  "You say that I'm a slut, whether it's right or wrooorw..."
  "I'm on my knees, beggin' please, fuck me!"
  "All my life I've been good, but now, I can't, stop, playin' with your dick!"
  happiest guy in the world
  "SO, WHAT."
  "What the heeh eht— Delicious sliders!" *crash*
  STOP TOSSING FOOD OUT YOUR WINDOW, YA DUMB BITCH
  • Kanye West - Power
  I COULDN'T FIND ANY WAY TO SCREW IT UP BECAUSE THE VIDEO IS BORING AS HORSE SHIT
  WOWER
  • Outtakes
  "I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm lovin' Windows!"
  "But honestly, I just need your dick!"
  YOU SUMMONED DEMON AVRIL!

• Pooping the Charts Vol. 4 - Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber Take A Dump Together cs188 cs188archives (mirror 1) (mirror 2) cs188returns
  "My mama told me when I was young, we're all YouTube Poopers..."
  • 1) Rebecca Black loves the day before Saturday
  "Gotta have a bowl, gotta have a bowl, gotta have a bowl, gotta have semen and cereal."
  "...gotta taaaaaaake a shit, at the bus stop pots sub" THIS POTS SIGN ISN'T AN OCTAGON!
  *zooms in on someone's mole* MOLY SHIT!
  "Everybody's looking forward to fuckin' in the back seat!"
  "Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes after Friday, and Thursday is Saturday, and we, we, we..."
  "We gonna cum on Rebecca Black down the backside..."
  • 2) Justin Bieber still enjoys anal intercourse ["Never Say Never"]
  "I never thought that I could take it in the butt forever..."
  "And there's just no turning back, when your heart's a big nutsack!"
  "Whenever youoyou whenever youoyou"
  what the fuck kind of dance is that? *zooms in on strange hand motions*
  "Whenever you stick it in my ass, I will stay on the ground!" *cue close-up of Jaden Smith's wincing face*
  "'Cuz ass is my dEsTiNy-y-y-Y-Y-Y!" [color bars]
  "He's older than me, stronger than me. But he ain't got a dick bigger than me, longer than me!
  *Cue Rickroll lip sync*
  "I will never say—NIGGER! NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!"
  • 3) Rihanna gets turned on by nature ["S&M"]
  '"'Cause I may be good, but I'm perfectly bad" (lolwut)
  "I love sex in the ass!"
  "Sticks and stones excite me!"

  • *gets pelted with sticks and stones* "You turn me on..."
  • 4) Cee-Lo Green fucks an Xbox ["Fuck You"]
  "I see the girl I love, and I'm like, fuck youuuuu-a-aua-aua..."
  "Yeah I'm sorry, can't afford an Atari..."
  "I guess the shit in my pocket wasn't enough..."
  "I see ya drivin' 'round town with an Xbox, and I'm like, FUUF!"
  "If I was richer, I'd still be shit."
  • Outtakes
  YAY! POPSICLES! *Rebecca Black licks an orange popsicle*
  *Rebecca Black winds up in a car accident* oops... lawl
  "That's a shame. Heheheh."

• Pooping the Charts Vol. 5 - Sex-Crazed Pop Stars cs188 cs188archives cs188returns
  "I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby, it's so cruel, but I'm still a Holy Fool, oh baby, it's so cruel, but I'm still a Holy Fool, oh baby..."
  • 1) Katy Perry likes aliens who smell nice [E.T.]
  "I'm a legend, I'm irreverent, I be suckin' some dick!"
  "Welcome to the— JUNGLE! WE GOT FUCKIN' GAMES!"
  "They don't understand you, you're from a hole—in the wall!"
  "And I'm ready to go, lead me into the hole!"
  "A different de-o-dor-ant..."
  "Take, me, into the restroom! Super-duper urinal!"
  "Fill me with your semen! Take my virginity! Your dick is supernatural!"
  "Could you be the devil, could you be KroboProductions..."
  "Cop a Prada spacesuit about the stars, getting stupid high straight up out the JoJ!"
  I didn't even edit that!
  "I know a bar out in Mars, where they suck some alien's dick!"
  I'M SURE YOU DO, KANYE
  • 2) Devin Fox is a total pervert [Hooked On You]
  "She's the kind of girl...she gives me...cancer..."
  "When I'm watching you shower ll ll lol lool loool you give me boners with your fantastic ass, beautiful boobies!"
  "So soft, so soft... SoS..."
  "I start imagining your glory hole..."
  "She's the kinda girrr-r-r-r-rl, she makes me wanna go home and start masturbating to her, with my friends!"
  "Won't you be my girl, so I can cum all over all over your lips, your lips, your eyes, your rice! Your asshole, your lips, your eyes—"
  "Death from Above 1979!"
  • 3) Lil Wayne mourns over his broken bottles [Eminem - No Love]
  "I'm rollin' sweets. I'm smokin' sours. Married to the nightstand. I'm so gay."
  "Yeah, put a dick in their mouth so I guess there's a dick in their mouth. SaS."
  "I'm smokin' niggas, bitches, broken bottles. Bro-bro-broken bottles. And my bottles, bottles. Bro-bro-broken bottles."
  • 4) Horny Fergie can't deal with Will.I.Am's erectile dysfunction [Just Can't Get Enough]
  *The following story is about a very lonely whore and a guy with erectile dysfunction. This story is true.*

  Fergie: I want a dick inside my vagina...I wanna have it every night and day...

  *A second Fergie sings with her* And I just can't get enough...

  will.i.am.: I just can't get it up...
  "Billy Mays here for Erectile Dysfunction! If you're one of the 47 million dissatisfied with your cock not going up, call Billy Mays, because I can get you really hard instantly, without any tools!"
  YES BILLY, WE ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE SEXY
  "I jizz I jizz—IN MY PANTS"
  "Suckin' your cock Suckin' your cock Suckin' your cock"
  "I don't really mind sucking them dicks!"
  OH COME ON, I KNOW YOU LOVE MY DICK JOKES
  • 5) Jessie J just wants bling ba bling [Price Tag]
  "We just wanna make money, money, money! We just want your money, money, money! Forget about the world!"
  "Everybody look to the left..." [Heavy's head] "Everybody look to the left..." [Sign reads: This is to the right, dumbass.]
  "Kenya jizz-jizz-jizz-jizz stop for a minute and...SMILE?!"
  "Money can't buy us happiness, happiness, -piness—piness"
  "Can we all slow down and enjoy penis?" *censored black penis appears in her mouth*
  (DELICIOUS FUDGE POPSICLE)
  *near the end, cs188 sets B.o.B.'s entire verse in "Price Tag" to the video for the rapper's verse in "Friday"*
  THAT WENT ON FOR WAYYYY TOO LONG

• Pooping the Charts Vol. 6 - Potty Rock Aneurysm cs188archives
  Rendering this in HD on a 5-year old laptop was a nightmare.
  • LMGDMFAO ~ Potty Rock Aneurysm
  "Suck our cocks! (Suck mah cock!)"
  "cs188 is in the house tonight! Everybody's gonna die!" (well with laughter, hopefully)
  "And we gonna make you lose your lives! We just wanna see ya...potty!"
  "Yooooo! I'm drainnin' through these hoes like Runno! I got that devilish shish! Cjflo, no Halo! We suck a cock!"
  "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Crew that I'm—crew that I'M POOPIN'! I'm Lenin or zeppelin! Hey! !yey!" *exit, Pursued by a Zeppelin*
  *the street where the dance party is gets bombed*
  Everyday I'm bufferin'
  You shittin' me?!
  Q: How can Party Rock be in the house if everybody's outside? ?_?
  A: I've got Dominos!
  "Now stop! Suck our coc--" (I'M USING THAT WAY TOO MUCH)
  "Get down, get up, put your hands up to the sus sus sus"
  "Butcher, butcher"
  • Moron 5 ~ Moose Like Jagger
  "I got the moooOOOOOOOOOOOooose!"
  "You wanted to troll...shohs...I'll put on a show...
  My penis is big. My penis is hard! My penis got the moves like Jagger!"
  "Shoot for the stars, if it fe-e-e-els ri-i-i-ight, and aim for—BARACK OBAMA"
  "I don't need you, cunt! I got the moo, moo, moo, moo"
  "I swear I'll be gay!"
  • M&M ft. Bruno Mars-Bar ~ A Sky Full Of Lies ^note Lighters by Bad Meets Evil
  *long train comes out of Bruno's mouth*
  "All I want to see is a sky full of lies!"
  "By the time you hear this I would have already fucked up. I would never do nothin' to let you cowards fuck my fucking fucking ''gay music!'' I'm a cocky prick, but you cocks are slick! Popping shit on how you fucking sit on cocky pricks! Excuse me, I love cock you pricks! I love it when I take a shit! Plus it wasn't that long ago, when who you dicks trying to dick! WoW."
  "...wasn't circled around his head."
  insert "fuzzy wuzzy was a bear" jokes here
  "Was it? Was it? Was it? Was it?"
  "To get to this place, now let these words be arrwzyfrrzynhezzi"
  • Foster the Penis ~ F*cked Up D!cks
  *Windows 98 startup sound* Now it's time for a SING-ALONG! READY?
  "All the other kids with the f***ed up d**ks..."
  "All the other kids with the ***ed up kids with the f***ed up kids with the f***ed up kids..."
  I can't figure out anything to do with this source since it's impossible to sentence mix
  • Pop Star #4172 ~ Last FrirF tsaL
  "There's flamingos in my bed! There's a parrot in the pool! I smell like a boss!"
  Michael Rosen's passed out on the floor! This a neck or a clitoris? Pictures of last night ended up on 4chan!"

  • The special guest appearance of imaperson's head bobbing guy.
  "It's a blurred-out black dick but I'm pretty sure it's Rule 34! Damn!"
  "Yeah, we took off our tops! Now we sucked too many cocks!"
  Can't even show it now 'cause it's even larger than last time and Jack would surely get this video age-restricted. *See Twilight's look of disgust.*
  "Think we took it in the ass, but I forgot! Last Friday Night!"
  "Dippy-dipping in the twat! Yeah, I think we broke the LOL! Always say we're gonna stop believin'!"
  "Think I need a ginger!"
  "Y'all ain't got shit on me! Alright? Shit on me!"
  "Think I need a maxi pad!"
  "Jizzed on table tops, now we'd do it all over again..."
  YOU PROBABLY SAW THAT COMING

• Pooping the Charts Vol. 7 - Why Can't I Think of a Title cs188 cs188archives
  "Withooout yo...yo..." (i can't find anything else to do with this song)
  • Bruno Mars - It Will Rain
  Bruno Mars realizes he forgot to re-fill his prescriptions.
  "I'm all out of medication..." [crosses Despair Event Horizon] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
  - The End - [the letters H and E are swapped for the first few frames]
  "...NO"
  "To realize all the sex we used to have, we won't have it anymore, 'cuz I keep fockin' up..."
  "There's no religion—" ("SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!")
  "...keep you by my side, keep you from walking the dog..."
  *Bruno hits a button labelled "START THE BRUNO VAC"*
  - BRUNO VACUUM -

  • Made more hilarious by the fact one one of the things sucked up by Bruno in that scene is a Mars bar.
  "So keep an eye on the baaaby sacrifices I'm makin'!"
  NO
  BAD BRUNO
  "I'd never be doin' mushrooms if I was doin' mushrooms every day at the raaave... Raaaaave! Raaaaave! Raaaaave! Raaaaave!"
  Bruno's brief rave experience resulted in him becoming temporarily hypersexual.
  "I've been fockin' a whole lot of Clearasil til' I'm bleedin'"
  "Watch me jizz like the clouds...OOO...OOO..."
  "I watch My Little Pony [crossed out and replaced with "daughter"] change!"
  OMFG PEDO
  "I've been doin' your mother's face!"
  "Broken penises, broken penises!"
  • LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It
  "Everybody stops and they're starin' at mah meat! I shit in my pants and I ain't afraid to shohs, show it, show it...I'm Brony and I know it!"
  "Floppin'!"
  "This is how I roll, c'mon ladies, it's Dominos!"
  • Rihanna - We Found Love
  "You almost feel shaved. And when it's over, and it's over." (Bruno: "Augh...") "You almost wish that you could have Twix. No one will ever understand that without Twix, you feel like nothing."

  • The Freeze-Frame Bonus of Ganon in a lightning storm.
  • The Call-Back to the Sky Full of Lies in PTC 6.
  "We found love in a homeless place! WeW! WeW! WeW!"

  • At the end, Rihanna rides on a skateboard and crashes into the camera lens.
  • Justin Bieber - Mistletoe
  "It's the most GAAAAAY time of the ye-e-e-e-e-e..."
  "Every-everyone's gay..."
  "I should be playing on the playground, but I'ma be so high eating toads!"
  *nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
  • Nickelback - When We Stand Together
  "One more Depend, o ono ono oneno..."
  "There's bullshit flying everywhere, it's just a YTP"
  "Shit happens, shit happens..."
  "Bullets flying through the air, is Justin Bieber dead?"
  "We could feed a starving world, but all we serve is butter..."
  "Feed this world, with butter! Dairy-dairy-dairy—moo-moo-moo-moo-moo-moo-moo!"
  "People wonder everywhere, why don't we just go away? We must be GAAA-YAAA-YAAA-HAA-AY! That's- That's- That's- That's- That's- right!"
  "We have vaginas, they're right here inside us! And if ya don't like us, then just turn it off."
  • Outtakes
  The Stupid Bruno Mars Despair Mix.
  The Call-Back to the "Brony and I Know It" part, which Nickelback calls "GAAA-YAAA-YAAA-HAA-AY!".

• Pooping the Charts Vol. 8 - Flushing the Toilet on 2012 cs188
  "I feel so close to you right now, it's just too close to love you!"
  • One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful
  "You're turning heads when you fart."
  "Everyone else in the room can smell it...pew."

  • The band running from a brown cloud of stink coming from the van afterwards.
  "Baby, you fart like nobody else! The way that you flip me off gets me overwhelmed! Right now I'm looking at the ground and I can't smile at you!"
  "You don't know your body odor gets me off! That's what makes you beautiful!"
  "Body odor's beautiful!" Girls, don't listen to them. USE DEODORANT
  • Alex Clare - Too Close
  "You know I'm not one, I'm two!"
  "I don't want a herd but I need to pee..."
  No...
  "I need to relieve myself..."
  Still NO...
  "I need to move my bowels..."
  That's it. We're ending it here.
  "The end.........NO!"
  "I am just too drunk to lool! Vomited onto myself..."
  • fun. - Some Nights
  "SomemoS Some nights I stay up shitting in my bathtub! Some nights I'm drunk...SoS!"
  "I wish that my lips could kiss my asshole! Some nights I wish my cock could just fall off! Butter on toast!"
  "What do I stand for?"

  Cyclopean Gotye: NOTHING!
  (Sorry if this was a poor excuse for PTC 8.)

• Pooping The Charts, 2011 Extra: Freddy Mercury Evacuates To Mars cs188
  All of these were random edits I made for no particular reason. I wasn't even sure I wanted to release them. You might like it, you might hate it, but I'd like to present to you a compilation of everything else I never uploaded in 2011. Enjoy!
  • Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends
  "SomoS...SooS...SS..."
  "Here comes some gas to pass.." [wet fart]
  "WeeW, WoW..."
  • Squeeze - Tempted
  "I bought a toothbrush, a toothbrush, some soapy flannel paJoJmas, a toothbrush, and a case of booze..."
  "Tempted by the fruit of a nun..." [a nun with literal melons appears]
  "Tempted but the fruit is discovered..." [cue a woman with "fruity" man parts]
  "The truth is disgusting. Now that you have gone, there's another idiot."
  • Keane - Spiralling
  "I'm waiting for my mom to cum..."
  "Semen dreams, in everything iTouch..."
  "Whiz in my eye—whiz in my eyeliner."
  "I-I-I made you in the imaJoJ, physical sus, laughing at the pingas!"
  "My pingas gets smaller as I see it here, pulling at the foreskin! But every time I reach for my pingas, I'm waiting for the movie to begin!" (INSERT PORNO HERE)
  • Gorillaz - Rhinestone Eyes
  "I'm a scary Gaga on a tower, fa-a-a-actories faafed away...yay."
  • Muse - Time Is Running Out
  "I think I'm drownin', I think I wanna fuck you..."
  "Now that you know I'm gay, meem, mem...
  "Whooo, will, suck my dick?" GET READY FOR IT...
  [Mathew Bellamy repeatedly presses his open mouth up against the mic] Matthew Bellamy likes penis humour
  • Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody and Don't Stop Me Now
  "Is this the rear? Is this just faf? No escape from the vaginal landslide, 'cause I'm easy come, easy cum..." (well, that was predictable) "I'm just a little high."
  "Mama doesn't really matter..."
  "So you think you can piss in my eye? SoS! SoS! Just gotta get a JoJ, but now I wish I'd never been born at all...llall!"
  "I need HoH SiS!"
  "Now I've gone and killed mama.. Goodbye mama, because I need no mama...I got no sympathy!"
  "Gotta leel attoG! Gotta leel—diiieee!!!
  "Tonight, I'm gonna hang myself."
  AND THEN CS188 LOST 24,999 SUBSCRIBERS DUE TO A WRONG AND COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE JOKE
  LOVE YOU FREDDIE
  "A turd on ecstasy-y-y-y, soos..."
  "That's why they call me Mr. FaaF! I'm traveling at the speed of laaal! Wanna make a Super Saiyan out of you!"
  • Bryan Adams - Summer of '69
  "I got my first real G-string, bought it at the faaf!"
  "Me and some gays from school, we had a band and we had a band and we had a dick and it got real hard!"
  "And we had a band and we had a 69 on your mama's porch, you told me that you'd wait for my ham!"
  "Shoulda known, we'd never get laid!"
  "Ate my fingers!"
  "Fuck your mama's ass!"
  "Those were the best the best the best —THE BEST! THE BEST! Those were the testes of my laal."
  • Outtakes
  "I'm gonna go, go, go, go, go, go-go go, go, go, go, go, go-go go, go, go, go, go, go-go..."

• EVERYTHING'S OUT OF CONTROL! (PTC 80s Edition) cs188 cs188archives
  • Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
  "We can dance if we want to, we can fuck your friend's behind...'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well then, they don't dance."
  "We can talk where we want to, she's young and I'm so high. We can dance, we can dance, everybody's takin' it in the ass! EverevE! EverevE! EverevE!"
  "Everybody look at your doodie. We can eat doodie!"
  "We can danad nac eW, we can danad nac eW..."
  "We can troll if we want to, if we don't nobody will! And you can act real rude and totally rude and you can act like a rude-cile..."
  "Weekend fap, weekend fap! Everybody look at your hands! Weekend fap, weekend fap! Doing it hole 2 hole!"
  "We can dress real rude from our hats to our feet and surprise them with a big penis in the asshole!"
  "We can go, go, Power Rangers!"
  • Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer
  "You can have a big dick, goin' up and down..."
  "All you do is cock..."
  "SHUUUUT UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!"
  "Cause I will show you my testicles..."
  • Oingo Boingo - Weird Science and Little Girls
  "From my heart and from my hand, why don't people fart into my hand, why don't people faaf?"
  i love seeing classic 80's "3D technology"

  • The Forever Alone face can be seen between the second and third plays.
  okay this is the last time I replay this, i promise

  • [jump cut to the Bill Nye the Science Guy intro]
  "I-I-I love little girls, they make me feel little girls!"
  [Rick Astley dances to the first line]
  • The Human League - Don't You Want Me?
  "You were suckin' someone's cock, when I met you..."
  "I shit you out, I fucked you up, I turned you on, you sexy bitch, but don't forget it was me who put you back in the ground!"
  lul
  "You better change it back or we will both be saucy!" somehow, it never gets old
  "Don't you want my baby?"
  "I was working as a waitress—"
  wait a sec...thought I heard something
  "-King as, -king as, -king as, -king as..." "kingas" ftw!
  "Ass dildo."
  • Outtakes
  "If your friends don't dance If your friends don't dance If your friends don't dance If your friends don't dance If your friends don't dance If your friends don't dance ifyourfriendsdon'tdance ifyourfriendsdon'tdance ifyourfriendsdon'tdance ifyourfriendsdon'tdance—"

  Peter Gabriel: "SHUUUUT UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!"
• Pooping the Charts Vol. 100 or Something, IDK Whatever cs188
  • The Call-Back to the Bruno Mars PSA with the Parental Assvisory: Toilet Content warning, for starters.
  • Uncle Kracker - "Drift Away"
  OwO
  "Gimme the meat, boys, and cream my hole, I want to get lost in your c**k and balls and get laid!"
  "Won't you take a shit?"
  • Jason Mraz - "I'm Yours"
  "Well, you done done done done done done done done..."
  "Well you done done me in my butt, I felt it, I tried to eat you but you're so hot that I nutted, Now I'm trying to get craaaaack..."
  "I'm your whore!"
  "Well open up Your Mom and see li—"
  "Shit in your pants and damn, you're a freak"
  "So I won't masturbate no more"
  "Scooch up a bit closer, deer." (Aason Mram -- Waiting for My Cock to Come)
  "And I will nibble your breasts and nothing's gonna stop me"
  "I've been spending way too long suckin' my dick in the mirror—" [does just that] "—and bending over backwards just to see my butt before I get fucked up the ass. SoS, SoS."
  "Open up your plants and open up your pants and open up your Plankton!"
  • Harvey Danger - "Flagpole Sitta" intercut with R.E.M. - "Shiny Happy People"
  "I had visions, I was visions, I was visions into the mirror / I pee a little bit clearererererer—"
  "Everyone loves golden showers!" thanks for that, Stiple Mike
  "The rottenness and evil in memes."
  "Only stupid people are on TV" (image of Donald Trump)
  "You told everyone I was Mitt Romney."
  "They cut off my dick!" (screaming)
  "Now I'm an amp!"
  "You told them no breathing!"

• [YTP] Pooping the Chartsmas: HappaH HolidildoH! cs188
  • Michael Bublé - "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
  "The tree's coming down. I'm watching it fall." (tree comes down on him) "AHHHHHH!"
  "Lots of people peeing in the snow." (pan to show pee writing in the snow saying "CS was here")
  (tree proceeds to knock Michael into the ground)
  • Lea Michele - "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
  "Fucking around with the Christmas tree. Have a crappy holiday!"
  "Everyone's DEAD!"
  "You will miss the pumpkin pie and get so hungry!"
  "You will get a sexy feeling when you're dancing in the nude!"
  "Voices singing, let's be JoJ-y..." (sexy man turns into mirror image, extreme close up to his leg, DiC Entertainment logo zooms in) "DICK!"
  "Deck the halls with Bowser. Ha! Ha!" (cue Bowser's laugh from Hotel Mario)
  • Frank Sinatra - "White Christmas"
  "I'm dReAmInG of a white creaming!" (can of whipped cream appears^note labelled as Cripped Wheam, and the music winds down) "JoJ!"
  "And may all your Christmases be white..." "THAT'S RACIST!"
  • Ben Rector - "Let It Snow"
  "Well, the feather outside is delightful, but this fire is..." "OH MY GOD!" (cut to a living room on fire along with the music changing to dubstep)
  "But this fire is soda." (fire turns into a can of Dr Pepper with the label changed to "Dr Pooper")
  "And since we've nope, let it no, let it no, no."
  "How I hate shopping, and I've brought some porn for watching." (Footage of cs188 doing unusual exercises at the gym) "OwO We're all the way homo!"
  "But as long as you kiss my tight butthole, let it go, let it go, let it go-o."
  • Idina Menzel - "Let It Go"
  "The pasta's up my ass!"
  • Tony Bennett - "My Favorite Things"
  "When the bee bites, when the dog stinks..."
  "Sleigh bells, doorbells, Taco Bells, My Little Pony, crapple streudels, brown colored shit, these are a few stupid things."
  • Martina McBride - "Frosty the Snowman" and "Happy Holiday (It’s The Holiday Season)"
  "Snowy the Snowman was a JoJ, with a corncob pipe and a butt."
  "Oh, FrorF-y had a hairy butt and two eyes made out of bees." "Oh no, not the bees! NoT tHe BeEs!!!"
  Clip art of Santa playing a trombone and a French horn appearing during the distorted horn solo.
  "Aussie the snowman had a very big cock. STOP!" (I'm sorry, this just keeps getting sexual)
  "He's got a big fat sack for you and for me, so lick the big big dick of Old Saint Nick, he'll be cumming on the Christmas tree!" (okay it's still not getting any better)
  "Frosty's up my ass!" (alright, it's time to end this nonsense)
  • Ben Rector - "Jingle Bells"
  "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jizzing all the way-yay, oh what the fuck is going on?"
• Pooping the Charts, Vol. 1990s: PO(O)P ROCK CHAOS! cs188
  • Lit - My Own Worst Enemy
  "It's no surprise to me, I did my own enema..." (puts enema in the ass)
  "The smoke alarm is going off and there's my front yard... burning!"
  "Why am I... singing with my clothes off?"
  • Weezer - Buddy Holly
  "Ooh, Wii U, I look just like your butt buddy!"
  Steve Ballmer: Don't listen to Weezer!
  • Green Day - Longview
  "I sit around and watch YouTube, but there's nothing but ads... (YouTube's anti-adblock screen appears) Pathetic!"
  "I'm on my phone, watching TikTok for an hour or two..."
  "Twitter is dumb, and I go to it to masturbate to furry shit! Stop tryin' to sell your OnlyFans, you fluffy loser!"
  "I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, and I smell like smells!"
  "Sit on my thumbs, just for some bits! I'm sick of livestreaming on Twitch!"
  • Spacehog - In The Meantime
  "We love B.O.!"
  "Lands are green, and skies are green, we just like green!"
  "We're not okay-e-yay!" "I MEAN THIS, I'M OKAY!"
  • The Stinger:
  "And I... stuck a surprise... into your ass last night!"
  After a 5-hour long Twitch stream...

  "Oh Jesus! I can't pull my thumbs out of my fuckin' ass! Where is my mom?"

Musical YouTube Poops

• Muse Get Caught In A Supermassive Ass Hole.
  • "The time has come to RAAAAAPE MEEEE!"
  • "Come ride with me through the cum ride! I'll show you a KIIIIING!" Raaaaaaaawr~
  • "Don't sleep on the JoJ!"
  • "Oh, baby, don't ya know I suck cock!"
    • "You set my SUS!"
  • "No one's gonna fight! You and I must make the steak!" [Beat] "No?" "Damn!"
    • "You cunt! I'll fuck you in your anus! You and I must FAAF!"
    • =FAAF ENGAGED=
  • "I want to exercise" [cue clip of a ShakeWeight ad]
    • (THAT'S NOT FUCKING EXERCISING)
  • "I want to fart demons"

• Justin Bieber Gets Pregnant By Anal Penetration
  • "Bagel, bagel, bagel, ohhhhh! And I can't believe my first love would be a bagel!"
  • "Girl quit playing WITH MY DICK"
  • "I love penis going down, down, down, down" (oops can't show this lol)
  • WHAT IS HIS HAND DOING?!?
  • "When I was 13, I was gay! I had my first Starbucks"
    • "She know she got me gazing cause she made my penis hard! She fucked me daily, but I just keep on saying I was gay!"
  • "And I would like penis, penis, penis ohhhh! Penis, penis, penis ohhhh!"
  • "You shake me till you jizz right in my eyes! Baby fix me..." ("Fix me"? What are you, a fucking dog?)
  • "For the first time, I'm havin' a baby! OH NOOOOOOOOOO~! I need instructions on how to have a baby!" (cue "Coping with your Pregnancy" video)
  • "Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis!"

• Nickelsh!t Writes A Song About Bodily Functions.
  "OH PLEAZ, OH PLEAZ, OH PLEAZ, OH PLEAZ"
  • "Look at this FUCKING SHIT!" (holds up a picture of doo-doo on a frame, literally)
  • The long sentence mixes of "Animals" are just genius.
    • "I, I'm black, I'm black..." (he becomes Kanye West) "Just got my license back I got this feeling in my penis, it's hard, it's hard to steer when I got both hands on MY COCK!!!!"
    • And then he sucks a microphone-penis for a short moment.
    • "We're sittin' on the back when she squeezed my dick - we just started getting semen on the seat! OH PLZ!!! OH PLZ!!! OH PLZ!!! It's hard! It's hard when you're breathing in my ass! OH PLZ!!! She whispered, I think I pissed on the seat!"
    • "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SHIT!"
  • The constant references to bat shit.
    • "I've got a fist full of BAT SHIT!"
    • "THAT SHIT MAKES ME SHIT!"
    • "Everyone wants to feel like BAT SHIT!"
  • The part where he's playing the guitar on stage is edited to look like he's masturbating on stage.
  • "Everyone wants a BIG BLACK COCK!"
  • BREAKING NEWS: NICKELBACK SUCKS
  • "I am GAAAAAAA-AAAAAAYYYYY!"
  • "Everyone wants to get high-igh." (As two leaves of marijuana fly by)
  • "Everybody's got a Billy Mays on speed dial!"
  • "Well we all just wanna EAT MY ASS!!"

• Katy Perry Visits Best Buy To Shove Remote Controls Up Her Ass.
  • The ENTIRE intro.
  Katy Perry: Let's go to Best Buy! We can just look at alllll... the LCD TVs!
  15 minutes later...
  Billy Mays: Welcome to Best Buy! Can we help you?
  Katy Perry: NO!
  Billy Mays: Why not? Our friendly and caring, licensed agents are sure to please!
  Katy Perry: Shove it up your ASS!
  *Beat*
  Billy Mays: You crazy bitch!
  • Link watching YouTube Poop.
  • "I want your real! Hard! Pe! Nis! In! My! Tight! Teenage! Pussy!"
  • "You and I will die tonight!" DRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  • "You can touch! My! Cunt! Until we die-ie-ie-ie!"
  • MY MASSIVE PENIS
  • "Feels like I'm shitting a baby!"
  • "This is not real, so take a SHIT, and don't ever make me feel like a baby!"
  • 326 FRAGS
  Link: I won!
  • TROLOLO FAP TIME

• Owl Shitty.
  • "START SHIT"
  • "You'd think me rude but I'd rather pick flowers. (Beat) FAGGOT!"
  • "My balls are just hanging by a thread."
  • "If my jizz gets real bizarre, I keep it in a jar."
  • "I like to make myself bleed." (LOL EMO)
  • "I feel like such a creep." Robot flashes eyes to the tune of "Technologic" by Daft Punk
  • "My balls said farewell."
  • "Dance, Dance— FALLING APART TO HIS TIME"
  • "It's hard to say that I fart when I'm asleep, 'cause I'd rather fuck a thousand sheep!"
  • "I feel like smoking crack ackackackackackackackackack" IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR *robot fires lazor*
  • "I feel like sucking cock."
  • "Cause everything is never ass as it SEEEEEEEEEEEE"
  • A disco ball is edited to look like two breasts. (LOL TITS)
  • "I say the stupidest things so I shut my mouth."

• Shinedown Scream About Things on the Edge of a Cliff.
  • "Why you always runnin' and runnin' and runnin' and runnin' and"
  • "My eyes are not open."
  • "By the way, I just had sex with my mother! Yes! Yes!"
  • "I just saw MYYYYYY FAAAAAATHEEEEEER'S TEEEEE-STIII-CLLLLLES!"
  • "So listen close. I'm not afraid. It's only foreplay. Yay."
  • "I'm afraid I'm not a man."
  • "I just saw a vagina in the moon!"
  • "I just saw Hayley's chest on Twitter! They're the best tits!"
  • "Please don't tell my father I jizzed in my pants!"
  • "Today I have to buy mayonnaise!"
  • "I'm not angry, I'm just angry! I'm just a man in the moon."
  • "This is my water bottle." picture of Dasani
  • "I just watched my cock disappeeeeear, somewhere in my father!"
  • "I'm not gay. I'm just saying. Sometimes sex with my father is the best I had."
  • "Make them realize this is SPARTA!"
  • "I created the SAAS, when you gonna wake up and FAAF?!"
  • Brent Smith powers up an energy beam on his hand and blasts off across the video with an explosion.
  • "FUCK MY LIFE!"
    • The video part set to Eric Prydz "Call on Me" - you get the idea.

• Gotye Knows Somebody That He Used.
  OMFG THIS IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES SO BE CAREFUL PLZ (Seriously though, you shouldn't be watching this.)
  • The mirror image at the start which makes it look like the camera is a bit too far to one side. And then, "Uhhh...whoops."
    • Even better; the first time they do that, the image is mirrored so that it looks as though both of Gotye's legs are visible. Given that Gotye is naked in that music video, the implication is that they came dangerously close to showing a little more of him than needs to be shown...
  • "Now and then I think of you naked, like when you sucked my penis..."
  • "I told myself that you were nothing!"
    • NO...
  • "I told myself that you would dieeeeeee..."
    • STILL NO...
  • "I told myself that I was right for me!"
  • "You can get addicted to a circumcision sadness... But you didn't have to CUT IT OFF! *Kimbra swings meat cleaver at crotch level, blood sprays everywhere* ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
  • "Never happened and that happened and that happened and that" (Why is he saying "M" with his mouth when it should be "N"?)
  • "I don't even KNEE!" (zoom in on Gotye's knee)
  • "No, you didn't have to poop! Have your friends forget your records and then chain JoJ!"
  • "You treat me like your friends and it feels ruff-ruff"
  • "So when we found that we could not have sex, you said that we would still make a piiiiiiiiiiiie!"
  • The whole phone call between Gotye and Kimbra.
  (phone rings)
  Gotye: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU- HE-LLO!!
  Kimbra: Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over..."
  Gotye's thoughts: Kimbra going "screwmescrewmescrewme"
  Kimbra But I love you, Gotye...
  Gotye: FUUUUCK OFF!! ...guess I need to change my number!
  • And then Kimbra walks in and meets Gotye face to face...
  Kimbra: You hung up on somebody that you used!
  Kimbra: I don't want you to live. I want you hung up, hung up— *noose appears around his neck*
  Gotye blinks repeatedly fast (another Sony Vegas Pro editing flaw)
  Kimbra: Said that you could get it to go...
  *Kimbra hands a McDonald's bag to Gotye and a hamburger rises up from the bag...*
  Gotye: I don't even need your hamburger.
  *BEGIN GOTYE VACUUM (Somehow, the planet Earth is sucked up by his mouth. After which, the color bars happen.)*
  • "Now you're just nobody that I used to know, nobody!"
    • "Nobody-y-yyyy..."
  • In the end, Kimbra was merely a figment of his imagination.
    • ...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
  • But the kicker is when someone from the comments section tries to decipher what the hell just happened:
  Ok, so from what I gathered, this is a story about a man who used to date a girl. He was hard on himself because he had 7 nipples and a huge mouth. He then fell into a depression that made him believe that the only one who could ever love him was, in fact, himself. He went to the doctors for a circumcision, hoping it would improve his sexual experience. The doctor, who was his girlfriend, cut his entire penis off (Probably accidental, but could have been on purpose.) The experience was so traumatizing it game him an awful speech impediment, making him stutter and on occasion bark like a dog and scream. Though they could no longer have sex, Gotye and his girlfriend could still do couple activities, like Gotye's favorite baking. Frustrated, Gotye breaks up with Kimbra, but remembers how good the sex was when she calls him again. The memories remind him of what he will never have again, so he gets angry and hangs up on her. They argue, and Kimbra feels so bad about it she takes him out for Mcdonalds, but he wanted to eat it in the resturant and forgot to get it to go, which made Gotye mad and he defiantly eats a pizza, a shoe, and eventually the Earth. The twist is at the end, Spiler Warning, that Kimbra never existed. He was the one who, in fact, chopped off his own penis and had sex with himself.
  
  Either that or it was just a well done youtube poop. I really don't know what I'm talking about with these comments anymore.

• Linkin Park Want Candy Bars Stuck In Their "Divide"
  • "Wish I could find a way to SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP!"
  • "There's shit all around me."
  • "I remember black guys, cumming in my face" (VIDEO UNAVAILABLE)
  • "So give me Reese's to fill in this hole" (image of Goatse appears)
  • "Watch the window go right out the window, what I meant to be what I meant to be be a memory of a window"
  • "Dutch Shosh..aw shit"
  • "I put my penis in your ass. Pushed as far as I can go."
  • "I Deserve Dessert"
    • Intermission: Chester Needs Some Private Time (enjoying his dessert, of course)
    • CLIMAX COMPLETE
  • "All these words they make no sense, I find mushrooms in one of the hotels!"
  • "You should shit on my chest over and over and over and over and over and gaaaaaaay."
  • "Remembering all the times you fucked me. I got so hard. OOOUUTTT TTTHHEEEE WWIIIIINNNNDDDOOOOOOWWWW!"
  • "Crotch pain! Crotch pain!"
  • "Can't get enough cock in my ass."
  • "Baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhh~" "SHUT UP!" "Baby, baby, baby nooooooooo~" "SHUT UP!!! Your voice BRINGS ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE-" "Baby, baby, baby ohhhhhh~" "SHUT UUUUUUUUUP! I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!"
  • (starts stabbing Justin Bieber with a knife) "I BLEED IT OUT, JUSTIN BIEBER! BLEED IT OUT, JUSTIN BIEBER! DIGGING DEEPER, DIGGING DEEPER, JUSTIN BIEBER, BLEED IT OUT!"
    • "Ow, that didn't feel good!"

• James B!unt Exposes His Beautiful Genitalia at a Sandwich Shop (reuploaded by another user):
  • My life is pure SHIT!
  • I saw an angel...a fucking angel! She smiled at me at a Subway, but I was with another man...
  • She could see from my semen that I was fucking her face again!
  • I was eating a tuna sandwich at a Subway. On a subway. At a SUSway. At a BUSway. Sus sus SUS SUS~ (Alright, that's enough of that)

• OPPA GODDAMN STYLE, with hilarious subtitles!
  cs188
  • Gangnam Style
    • Wangnam Style
    • Condom Style
    • Gundam Style
    • Fundom Style
    • Saddam Style
    • Random Style
    • Banana Style
    • Goddamn Style
  • "Grope a bottom style!"
  • "Imagine an ass drinking Dasani! Come pee on Johnny with your urine!"
  • "MINUS UNDERWEAR! Come and put your salami into your MAMA'S UNDERWEAR! Tonight you will stick your hand down into your BANANA LAIR! Gonna upgrade my Norton today!"
  • "I'm an owl, silence, you narwhal!... [Beat] (I don't know...)"
  • WRONG TRAIN! ...Idiot. "Oops!" TAKE 2
  • "I throw up in my ass sometimes!"
  • "Ayyyyyyy... Gettin' LAID! Broken condom style!" (oops)
  • "ATOM BOMB, ATOM BOMB [...] We are not unarmed... Korea got a bomb... maybe, maybe US COULD BECOME A TARGET, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?!"
    • This line later becomes Harsher in Hindsight.
  • "F**k condoms!"
    • "Fun condom stats!"
  • (make up your own interpretation)

• Katy Perry Shoves A Candycane Somewhere And Can't Get It Out
  • "I know a place— downtown, where there's semen in the water!"
  • "Euuuuggtthhhhh? Buttsecks. Buttsecks."
  • FIELD O' COCKS
  • "Fine fresh doo-doo popsicles playing underneath the palm trees!"
  • "Nothing is more important than having your cock sucked! I'm talking about real slutty whores."
  • The Du Hast mashup.

• Train Derails and hits Justin Bieber
  • This exchange:
  Pat Monahan: Hey, Mario, ain't that Justin Bieber on the radio?
  Mario (while listening to a Justin Bieber song on the radio): ...No?
  Pat Monahan: Mario, fuck you and fuck the radio!
  • "I dreamed I shit on Justin Bieber's face."
  • "I'm sauce tonight."
  • "I have decided I wanna fuck your sister, and I'll always wanna do your mommmm!"
    • EYY! EYY! EYY! EYY!
  • "I want the world to see your sweet b00bies!"
  • "I went and let you suck my cock. My untrimmed cock. awkward zoom-ins on Pat's face I want the world to see my cock. Ooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo!"
  • "You're a virgin, and I'm Madonna, and I'm your sister." (wat o_o)
  • "I don't wanna miss a single thing…" "And I don't wanna miss a thing…"
  • "Justin Bieber. I wanna stare at your hard erection."
  • "I'm so gay! So gay! So gay!"
  • "I need some drugs. I can't deny.....aaaaah..... AAAAAH...AAAAAH...AAAAAH...AAAAAAAAAAH!"
  • "The smell of toast in every single toaster."
  • "I'm so glad you have an untrimmed cock like me!"
  • "I don't wanna do a single thing."
  • "You blow my cock every single time! I'm so glad you suck my cock!" (Okay, that's enough, I could sit here all day and mix these sentences)
    • "Lipstick on my cock! I want the world to suck my cock! I'm so obsessed with my cock!" ("Shut the fuck up!")
  • "Fuck Justin Bieber tonight....nyeiiaahh."
  • "Hey! Wanna do some drugs with me?"

• Elictric Sex Invent Fire Using Genital Friction
  cs188returns (sign in) archive.org YT reupload #1 YT reupload #2
  • The paintings being replaced with, among others, Jack Black with Elmo and Dan Backslide.
  • Rebecca Black's head in the fireplace.
  • "Fire in the disco! ....... Fire in the ..... DISCO! Fire in the disco!" (We already knew that)
  • "Don't you wanna know how we keep farting tires?"
  • "Danger, Danger... HAH!"
  • "When we kiss, I desire Taco Bell!"
  • "Don't you wanna know how we keep eating Taco Bell at the Taco Disco at the— gay bar, Gabe Newell bar!"
  • "I wanna take you to a nuclear war!" "...wipe out China." (I NEED TO STOP THAT)
  • "I got something to put in you!" (shows a duck) "I got SUS to put in you!" (shows Hank Hill) "I got something stupid in you!" (shows a washing machine)
  • "At the gay bar, GHAAAAAAY bar!"
  • "Don't you wanna know how we killed Justin Bieber?" *Jump Cut to Justin Bieber's face engraved on a tombstone with the subtitle "RIP"*

• Bruno Mars Shoves a Grenade Somewhere Moist and Magical
  • "Easy come, easy come. Ohh OhhhO OhhhO, from the first kiss had your ass wide open…"
  • "Beat meat 'til I'm numb."
  • "You'd watch me take a shit in the trash..."
  • Yum, carrots!
  • "You know I'd SMASH MY HAND WITH THIS HAMMER for ya!"
  • "Yes, I would take a bullet straight through Train for ya!" (Meanwhile at the "Hey, Soul Sister" video...)
    • … *bang* … "Aa-aa—aah—ahahaah… I'm shot!"
  • "You said you love me but you're a liar cause you never, ever, ever, EVER suck my cock."
  • "Bruno Mars has the strength, to pull this fully loaded, 80,000-pound pickle!"
  • "Pain-nus Pain-nus Pain-nus Pain-nus!"

• Kee$ha the Whale Gets A Horse Stuck In Her Blow Hole
  • "Back door, crack whore!"
  • *licks a man's horse head mask* "Look at that... whore."
  • "Turds cover the floor! We're pretty sick, we're young and about to get HIV!"
  • "It's time to kill the DJ! Kill the DJ! Kill the DJ! Kill Stephen~!"
  • "Then I watched DurhamrockerZ's YouTube Poop, I laughed. Har har har"
  • "It's time to kill Jay Leno!" (you have no idea how many ideas i'm out of for this)

• Black Eyed Peas Discover The Wonders Of Genitalia
  • "I got a vagina like Lady Gaga"
  • "Imma be smokin' that pot"
  • "Let's get a stalker in here!" (The Burger King appears)
  • "Not-the-bees! Not-the-bees Not-the-bees! Not-the-bees!"
    • Along with a five-minute extension.

• Dustbin Jieber Enjoys A Sweaty Backdoor Fondue
  • "If I was your boyfriend, I'll never ever never ever never reven let you eat fondue."
  • "If I was your girl, I could never be your boy!" (LOGIC FTW)
  • "Girlfriend—dneirflrig—girlfriend you could be my fondue. I don't know 'bout FUUF but I know about SWAAWS. Spinnin' in the tub spin-spinnin' in the spinnninininin in the tub—BUDDY WITH TILT"
  • "I could be a downer—" "YO HOLMES, SMELL 'YA LATER!"
  • "So give me your change..." (bang) "No."
  • "Sup guys, this is JuJtin Bieber! I love balls."
  • "How easy is this? You shit in the shower, and you get sweat and dirt all over!"
  • "The cleansing bar is straight-up awful. After a concert, playing with my balls."
  • "Wash my hair, wash my face, washwashwashwashwashwashwashwash"
  • Justin Bieber getting pelted with balls.
  • "How easy is this?"
  Billy Mays: It's not easy!
  • "The cleansing bar washes away 15 dollars!" [Beat] "lol. Call now and end your life for just $19.95!"
  • "Look! This OOPS sign has— ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT stunning angles! Stunning anal!" (I guess this wasn't really necessary)
  • "BOOOOBIE!" ''(*punch*) "...oww."

• Ke$ha Gives Too Much Head And Dies In Less Than 3 Minutes
  • "There's a place downtown where the DICKS!! come around!"
  • "We'll fuck like The Dark Knight..."
  • "There's a place downtown where the freaks will cum in my dirty hole!"
  • "Drunk tits! Drunk tits!" ("Beyonce had one of the best") "..tits!"
  • "I'm dancing with cum in my eyes! Just fightin' —trash cans."
  • "Turn me on! Turn me off! Turn me on! Off! Off! On!"
    • "Billy Mays here for the Ke$ha Switch! The new wireless lightswitch that lets you control Ke$ha from anywhere!" "On! Off! On! Off! On! Off!"
  • "Bowser's looking for mah haaaaam..."
  • "Get off! Get off! Get off!" (Invisible penis is invisible)
  • "It's a hole in MY ASS!!, it's a dirty ASSHOLE!!"
    • "Turn me on! Take a SHIT! Take a SHIT! Everybody GO FUCKING FUCK THEIR FUCKING SELF!
  • "I hope you die. DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! Go on and die!" (WTF KaBOOM)
    • R.I.P. Ke$ha

• Macklemore-Or-Less Pops Some Pills at the Gift Shop
  • "I'm gonna fuck my granddad's big asshole!" (That was probably a terrible way to start the video.)
    • "I'm gonna tag my pocket!"
  • "This is fucking CUM!"
  • "Walk into the club like what up, I gotta shit..."
  • "Probably shoulda washed by cock. Smells like arse" (arse (noun): British slang for buttocks or ass.)
  • "Come take a pisssssssssss."
    • "But, it was a SHIT! It was ninety-ninety-ninety-ninety..."
  • "That's $50 for a Pee Shirt!"
  • "This is fucking SPARTA!" (*2007)
  • "I'm diggin'! I'm diggin'! I'm diggin'!" (THAT'S NOT DIGGING) "I'm diggin' up that JoJ! I'mma take your grandpa's hearse! No, for real."
  • "You can find me in the goodwill you can find me in the goodwill you can find me in the goodwill"
  • "Your mommy, your grammy, your auntie, your mammogrammy, mommy, I'll take those flannel geeber flammies, secondhand these flammy zimmies"
  • (insert traditional cs188 censored penis here)
  • "I'm a pig!" "This pig doll is awesome!"
  • The spoof cover with the JoJ gravestones in the background.
  • "This bowl of cereal is fucking wholesommmeemmeemmee-"

• Eminem Drops His Toothbrush In The Toilet
  • "I'm not afraid... To take a shit on the balcony!"
  • "I just caaaaaaame~"
  • "All I'm trying to say is — I'm on a boat, motherfucker!"
  • "I'm raising the corn, and I don't know how"
  • “These demons, these motherfu-fu-fu—TSIMFUCKIS”
  • "And I'm not a rapper. Let's be honest, that last Relapse CD was SHIT."
  • “I’m breaking out of… NEW YORKKKK!
  • "Butt or corn or butt or corn or butt or corn or buttered corn"
  • "I shoot for the moon, but I'm too busy gazing at MY DICK!"
  • “Everybody, come take my hand! Come take my hand! We’ll take this SHIT together!”

• Blur Gets A Massive Phone Bill / Erection
  • "SuS SuS on the year again, tiny cock in the pants"
  • "Gather the family round the table to eat the family!"
  • "Tyre up the arse! OH-OHH-OHHHH!"
  • "A morning pee can be avoided if you take a dirty poop straight through your car seat!"
    • "And then I'm happy for the rest of the day." (tire screeching sounds)
  • "You should cut off your junk mate! Get circumcised!"
  • "You should get some sex life mate! Know what I mean?"
  • " I met him in a bathroom, where people go to pee. Where people go to drink their pee. Where people go to the bathroom."
    • "The story of a crack addict!" *DUNDUNDUNDUN*
  • "Phone Verizon! Phone Verizon! All day Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday!"
  • "Regret your family!"
  • BARF LIFE
  • "I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays, when I get enormously aroused by the dirty pigeons!"
  • (shit sound) "I pooped in me trousers!"
  • "I'm a professional Sith"
  • "Take a knife through your gonads."

• The Death of Eleanor Gravy
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  • Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice at the store. Dies in a dream. Father McKenzie peeps at the window of Eleanor Rigby, look at him wanking in a jar by the door, watching her naked in the night....
    • What the fuck.
  • Father McKenzie wiping the cum from his hands as he walks from the window. Look at the sinner in the church. No one comes near Father McRigby.
  • Eleanor Ricey, look at her eating McDonald's in a church where food does not belong. Wearing her socks that she keeps in the church where no one has been.
  • Eleanor Eleany lives in a sock drawer. She also lives in a grave. Nobody saved her. Nobody cares. She died all alone....
    • What the fuck.
  • She was buried by Father McKenzie, wiping doo-doo on her grave, writing the words of a SuS that no one will hear. Cums in a wet dream.
  • Eleanor McKenzie has socks that no one will wear.
  • Eleanor Gravy sucks cocks in the church when there's a sermon— whooooore
  • EleanoronaelE rises from the grave....
  • AaaahhaaaA, look at all lla ta k at all at all the ugly people. Nobody wants a JoJ.
  • If a tree falls in a forest when there's nobody there, does it make a sound?
    • No.
  • Bears Bears Bears eat people....
    • (....shows picture of a bunch of bears eating something....literally.)
  • Here, there, here, there, nowhere...
    • Bearries in the thong!

• R.E.M. Have Said Too Much
  cs188returns
  • "I think I thought I sauce" (1827678264th sauce joke ever made!)
  • "That's me in the spot, light, cumming in your eye"
  • *cue Wonderlust King*
  • Fail.

• Kevin Rudolf Auto-Tunes His Penis
  • "I used to dream about sky falling from the sky."
  • "You pray to Gaga..." ("Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro~")
  • "Pulled from da gutter, lookin' like a Gay Man!"
    • "Got a dick so hard I might jizz in my pants!"
  • "She caught lice, she's seen fifteen— dicks."
  • "No one believes in God!" (zomg atheists :O)
  • "Now the mud is falling down to Earth, Therth"
  • "I made it, but I never made it"
    • "You didn't make it!" "I made it!" "You didn't make it!" "I made it!" "Bullshit, Luigi!"

• Kee$ha Smuggles Drugs in her Vagina
  main channel alternate channel
  • Ke$ha getting a rude awakening
  Gwonam: You are a slut. [beat]
  Ke$ha: ...Maybe I need some sleep.
  • "Boy your cock is hard to find!" (OSAMA BEEN HIDIN') "I think about dick all the time!" *Kesha's boyfriend then kisses a clone of himself* "SEMEN IN MY JEANS"
  • "I love drugs! Zizizizizuhzuhzuhzuh."
  • "I'm stayin' up all night hopin' hitting my head against my head against my head against— MY HEAD"
  • "I love. When. Your. Hard. Pe-nis. Is. In. Me."
    • I juj that bullshit bullshit"
  • "So I got a question: do you wanna doo-doo in my basement?"
  • "I just can't get Jews off my mind!"
  • "My pee is rushing out of me!"
  • Kesha ends up sucking Luigi's cock.
    • "Like they say in Brooklyn: Early to bed, early to catch the worm."
    • —BEEN HITTING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL!!!!

• A Christmas Train Filled With Coal
  • "There's a story that I was told, and I don't remember it, so let's forget it."
  • "Cum on Santa!"
  • GOT HOLIDAY SPIRIT? NEED EXLAX
  • "Cum on your grandma! Give your grandma a reason to wake up!"
  • "I got my penis on the ground!"
  • "Shake it sh-shake it, Shake it sh-shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture!"

• Steven Tyler Shoots His Liquids Across The Urineverse
  • "I could weigh your steak...juj."
  • "I could end my life..." scene fades to black with center text: R.I.P. Stevan Tayler
    • "...and stop breathing."
  • "Watch you smile while you are swallowing my semen!"
  • "When I kiss your ass and eat your cunt!"
  • "Every moment spent with os-te-o-po-ro-sis is a moment I wanna close my eyes!"
    • "Fuck you ass-hole"
  • "I don't wanna smile, I don't wanna kiss, I just wanna piss."
  • "I just wanna piss on you, just like this!" (R. Kelly demonstration is not available at this time)
  • "I just wanna call HoH SiS" (...but, please don't.)
  • "The sweatiest dream would never do" (shows a fake book cover of The Sweatiest Dream by Uncle Funcle)
  • "cs188 end your life"

• Lady Gaggy chokes on her Massive Telephone-sized Male Genitals
  • "This video contains ILLEGAL material not suitable elbatius"
  • Hello hello baby—" "I am going to have to break up with you." "Are you breaking up on me? You cunt, are you fuckin' me?"
  • The entire scene where Lady Gaga is making out with Rick Astley, in prison of all places.
    • "Lady Gaga, you got a gaga."
    • "Gaga, you got a PEEENIS."
  • "Once you [bleep] a cow, you gotta make a burger."
  • "Sauce, hand off mah nigga."
  • "We did it, honey-babe. Now let's go check out the enclosed instruction book."
  • "Hummers. Hummers. Hummers."

• Ke$ha is F**kin' Wasted
  • "Wake up in the mo-mo feelin' like peein' in the bottle"
  • "I'm talkin' pedicure on our phones, phones! Tryin' on all our toes, toes! Boys blowin' up my clothes, clothes!"
  • "I'm gonna hit this spit" (HOLY SHIT THAT'S A HUGE BLUNT)"
  • "...but we kick 'em in the dick unless they look like McSwagger"

• Finger Eleven Sing About Their Sexual Fantasies (mirror by user "Unknown")
  • "I've decided that I'm cumming out"
  • "I've been pissing in a swimming pool!"
  • "I gonna take a shit in your mouth, and I don't care, cause I'm on cocaine!"
  • DEFINITELY CENSORED
  • "But I'm okay to take it up my behind!"
  • "Mongolia!"

• Jason Derulo Gets Incredible Head
  "Wha-wa-wa-wa-what did he say?!"
  • "I can see you going down on my head, you cum all over me."
  • "You'll see my —head?"
  • "I just came in my pants!"
  • "I'll be your teacher and I'll —show you everything" [cue pixelated Gag Penis]
  • "Feel my meat~" [cue shadowed out sex scene with aforementioned Gag Penis]

• Bruno's Uptown Rectal Cleansing Sing-along PSA
  • PARENTAL ASSVISORY: TOILET CONTENT
    • "Just believe me, don’t watch... Just believe me, don’t watch"
    • This has basically become the standard intro for all of CS188's videos from 2020 onward.
  • "There's SHIT in that ASS HOLE, Michelle's wiping a TRUCK LOAD"
  • "Thiiiiiiiiiis oooooooooone’s for them Golden Girls, them gold girls, them hot girls"
  • "Got drugs?" "bro hells yea im a producer... of drugs"
  • I'm Soap-ready.
  • "Fuck this, I'm too tired, man!"
  • "So say my name, you know who I am, I'm a piece o' SHIT" [mouth gets scrubbed out with toilet brush] "So, throw away that smelly toilet brush!"
  • "Gotta masturbate on myself."
  • "This song sucks." (Not the opinion of cs188)
  • "It's Saturday night and we're we're on the POT!"
  • "Wait a Minute!" Followed by the camera focusing on a pizza sign with the word ASS above it.
  • The receipt that Bruno throws away charges him $25 for one sip of liquor, $10 for not paying the bill, and $50 for being Bruno Mars.
  • "Coolio! Get to stretch that pussy! We gonna shoot up Harlem, Jackiewood, Harson, Mississippi!"
  • "We gonna shit in a fresh jar of Skippy."
  • Bruno touches the finger of God (from "The Creation of Adam" by Michelangelo Buonarroti).
  • "Don't say my name, you don't know who I am! I'm not Sam-I-Am, I'm not will.i.am, I'm not who I am I am-amamam-amamam-amamam...!"
  • "Just film my crotch!"

• Sir Mix-A-Lot Shakes Out a Turbo Turd ^note (Archive.org for the copyright claimed)
  This is probably what most of you subscribe to me for, right? Enjoy this "itty bitty waste" (sorry, terrible pun...).
  • "Oh... my... god... It's Beck." ("Wait, who the hell is Beck?")
  • "Becky, look at her big. It is so butt. She lool ehS"
    • "Look at her dick."
  • "Gross." 144
  • "She looks like a Total prostitute." "DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!"
  • "I LIKE boy's butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers cannot lie!"
  • "When a brother walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big dick in your face, you get sprung!"
  • "Wanna Pull-up, cause you notice that butt was FLUFFED!"
  • Sir Mix-a-lot swatting a random fly.
  • "I'm hooked, and I can't stop swearing! Oh, Damn it, you fat fucking bitch! Lol!"
  • "I'm tired to masturbating to my mama's average butt!"
  • "My homeboys try to warn me, but that buttcheese sweat makes me so horny!"
  • "Michael Rosen got back!"
    • Then his tongue click is set to the record scratching
  • "I'm lookin' at yo-yos."
  • "Mix-a-lot's in trouble, beggin' for a piece of that Butthole Pizza!"^note  Piss Hut's changing... with 7 new pizzas we're raising the assss factor. So if you love roasted babies, cum, olives & baby spinach try our new Italian chicken or Italian vagina... which will you try? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • "Got it goin' like a Turbo Turd!"
  • "You say you wanna poo in my bed?"
  • "I'm lawn, and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the lotion on! Sauce!" (CS only does this because it's fun to annoy his viewers)
  • "Cause your waist is fat and your curves are kickin'! And I'm thinkin' about stickin' my dick in the chicken!" (humps a raw chicken)
  • "I'm tired of playin' Warcraft!"
  • "You can have them Cheerios, I'll keep my Anaconda-O's!"
  • "To Hell with Marilyn Manson!"
  • "I'm actin' like a tree. TREES GOT BARK!" (your face right now)
  • "Bill Nye the Science Guy makes me so horny!" (cue modified Bill Nye the Science Guy intro)
  • "I want a real Triple X SLUT! So, ladies, if you want to shit on me, dial 911!"
  • "Baby Back Ribs!"

• Train Derails (Deluxe "Re-Trimmed Chest" Edition)
  • Mario is seen listening to Levitating on the radio. This exchange occurs:
  Pat Monahan: Hey Mario! Ain't that Dua Lipa on the radio?
  Mario: ...No? (Mario is clearly a fucking idiot)
  Pat: MARIO, FUCK YOU!
  Mario: (in a toilet bowl) Where am I?
  Pat: I'M GONNA POOP ON MARIO'S STUPID FACE!
  Mario: Uh oh! It's been one of those days...
  • "I went and let you lick my cock, my untrimmed cock!"
  • "I want cs188 to stare at my hard erection!"
  • "I'm watching ''Rugrats on my TV!" (commercial break shows Home Savers Foundation Repair advertisement) "HEYYYY HOH SISTER! Ain't that a dead meme?"
  • "I don't wanna miss a thing!"
    • "I just wanna piss on you, just like this!" (R. Kelly demonstration not available at this time... ...and especially not now since he's in prison! :))
  • "I don't wanna be an asshole, I just wanna be an asshole fister!"
  • "I can smell my feet now finally! (feet from Pooping The Charts Vol. 100 appear) In fact, I can blow myself now finally!"
  • HOW TRAIN WILL REACT TO THIS YTP: "I need some pistols so you can watch me blow your brains right out on the rug! Watching you bleed's the only thing I need TONIGHT!"
  • The Stinger has Pat mentioning about his cock, such as declaring that everyone will suck it and there's lipstick on it...which unsurprisingly causes YouTube to remove the video for violating their terms and conditions on video content.

• "Brick by Brick, Suck My...", a very NSFW remix of the theme song for LEGO Island.
  Infomaniac: Oops! You have to put the Brickster's dick in your mouth down at the jail.
  (Beat)
  Infomaniac: OOPS!
  • "You can be a butthole, drive a big-ass truck. You can make pee-pee yellow like a duck."
  • "Brick by brick, suck my dick. No matter how thin, no matter how thicc."
    • The second time this line from the chorus plays, it is synced with Danny from The Tourettes Guy shouting "Suck my dick! Or cock!".
  • "Papa fucked mama, and Laura fucked Nick. You can jizz a fountain if you do it brick by brick."
    • "...and Laura gave a BJ. You can shit a mountain..."
    • "...and Laura sucks dick. You can make some babies if ya do it in the road."
    • "...Nick blew a big load in Laura's mouth."
  • "Faster than a motherboard, bigger than a billboard, louder than a DJ fartin' all night."
  • "Pedal to the METAAAAALLLL ...eat banana peel. You're in the driver's seat, and you're behind the seat."
  • "We're gonna cruise the island, there's something you should know: There ain't no island, you're gonna get trolled."
  • "The ambulance was stolen and we think Brickster's plan is to fuck up the town!"
  • "I made a sex machine, red, yellow and black! (And even black.) There ain't no anal" (cue :( face and cs188 saying "Sorry")
  • "All around the island; we're goin' 'round the island; we're goin' 'round the island; we're goin' 'round the island; we're goin' 'round the island; we're go—" [Record Needle Scratch]

• "Tom's Diner but it's an absolute trainwreck" by Suzanne Veganne.
  • "I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner, I am waiting and I'm waiting and I'm waiting AND I'M WAITING..."
    • When, after all that waiting, the man distractedly starts pouring the coffee all over the counter, she tries to call out the abysmal service. He dumps the coffee on her head in response.
  • Tired of the nonsense, she reads the newspaper. The headline is of a woman who died while drinking the coffee at the diner on the corner. She pauses, then throws the coffee out the window.
  • "There's a woman on the outside looking inside - does she see me? No, she does not really see me 'cause she does not really see me. She's blind."
    • Then Suzanne realizes that the woman with the umbrella isn't really blind, and watches as the woman sticks the umbrella up her asshole.
  • "I am thinking of doing some drugs before I catch the train!" (Heavily distorted do-dos)
  • She continues stating that the man inside the coffee claiming the rain will continue... only for the rain to make her coffee wet, even though water is among the ingredients used to make it.
  • She's trying not to laugh at the morgue because she knows the man dying is a tragedy, but can't help it because suddenly dying while peeing is that ridiculous.
  • She reads the paper again, turning to a story of a YouTuber named Drivr3Joe who died while laughing at meme videos.^note "It was no one I had heard of..."
  • "I am looking out the window at some woman who is turning a sphere outside in, and nobody fucking cares!"
  • "... and I finish up my drugs, and it's time to listen to Train."
    • Hey Soul Sister plays, but Pat Monahan suddenly gets run over by a train.
  Suzanne: Oops, I meant "Watch out for the train"!^note that mashup wasn't going to happen anyway...
  • "And it's time to delete Windows, and it's time to catch some Pokémon!"
  • The very NSFW outro, complete with the Parental Assvisory: Toilet Content warning label.
• "Grillahhz: Buttcrack Island", a parody of "Cracker Island" by Gorillaz
  • At the presentation of the Parental Assvisory: Toilet Content label: "They didn't know it's just a parody."
  • "On crack again 'cause I was bored. Oh jeez... I'm collecting all the dogs." (Multiple images of real-life dogs surround 2-D, barking at him)
  • "Where the truth was not the truth (forever lies), and the crackers are consumed." ("No crackers! We've forgotten the crackers!")
  • "Pee on my floormats every day. (I pissed myself) In the end I made a mess. (I drank too much) In the end I had to pay for new floormats every day. And I had to die. (forever dead)"
  R.I.P. the 3D version of 2-D or something
  • "Nothing more to s-" (2-D gets cut off by a giant mute icon, which he waves away from him)
    • Which is soon followed by 2-D falling asleep at the phone booth.
  • "GIANT COCK!" (A picture of a rooster appears on the TV) "You didn't see nothin'."
  • "They taught themselves to be a CUuUAaAUaGhUaUh?!? Oh jeez..."
  • "On Crappy Island, it was racist... OH NO-"
  • "PAIR O' BALLS!"
  • "Where my voice was aUtOtUnEd (Forever worse)"
  • "They taught themselves to be a bee" (Murdoc turns into a bee) "They didn't know how to pollinate." (Bee!Murdoc tries to pollinate a flower with no success) "They taught themselves to be a nose" (Murdoc's face becomes a giant green nose) "They didn't know seasonal allergies." (YouTuber [ThisGuyTomTV] is shown sneezing)
  And 2-D forgot how to rhyme
  • In the end, 2-D decides to drink his own urine... much to everyone else's shock and disgust.
  • The stinger for cs188's Patreon:
  2D: Thank you! Thank you everyone!
  Thundercat: What the fuck is this?
  2D: Supporters on Patreon.
  Thundercat: Who fucking cares?!
  2D: In the end I will be paid.
  Thundercat: What the fuck for?
  2D: Nothing more to say... (Trollface ensues)

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