SonicSez: "Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!" Explanation The terrible, terrible attempt by Sonic to warn children about being sexually abused became incredibly popular for its Narm value, resulting in something of a Clueless Aesop. It later became a common source material for YouTube Poop.
Highly exploitable in a fill-in-the-blanks way, of course: "There's nothing more cool than being hugged by Torgo, but if Torgo tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, DON'T EVER TRY THAT AGAIN, YOU BEAST!"
PINGAS!Explanation Taking part of Robotnik's line "Snooping as usual, I see?", which sounds vaguely similar to "penis", and placing it in (in)appropriate places is almost a right of passage for any YouTube Poop makers.
PINESS!Explanation Similar to "PINGAS", though nowhere near as popular.