SonicSez: "Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!" Explanation Sonic's attempt to warn children about being sexually abused became incredibly popular for its Narm value, resulting in something of a Clueless Aesop. It later became a common source material for YouTube Poop.
Highly exploitable in a fill-in-the-blanks way, of course: "There's nothing more cool than being hugged by Torgo, but if Torgo tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, DON'T EVER TRY THAT AGAIN, YOU BEAST!"
PINGAS!Explanation Taking part of Dr. Robotnik's line "Snooping as usual, I see?", which sounds vaguely similar to "penis", and placing it in (in)appropriate places is almost a right of passage for any YouTube Poop makers.
PINESS!Explanation Similar to "PINGAS", though nowhere near as popular.