So 1000 points to everybody but
Colin, because I was sitting the entire time... waiting for you to come over... Colin Mochrie:
Oh, there's no doubt about you, my friend!
Let's say you've got someone with an Ambiguous Gender
on your hands. Either the Dude Looks Like a Lady
or the Lady Looks Like a Dude
. The mystery is driving you nuts
, so what's the fastest way to figure it out?
Inspect the merchandise. By force.
When it's done to one's own self after a Gender Bender
, it's Man, I Feel Like a Woman
Do Not Try This at Home
. It's one of the class of acts that are known as 'sexual assault' in the real world.
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Anime and Manga
- YuYu Hakusho: Yusuke figures that there's something a little off about a certain Femme Fatale opponent, so he pulls a reach-around mid-fight and finds that she's biologically male.
- Dragon Ball: The young Goku had difficulty with the concept of males and females, so when meeting someone, he goes up and slaps his hand in the person's crotchular area, then triumphantly exclaims, "You're a boy/girl!" Notably, this causes Chi-Chi to push him off the Flying Nimbus in fright.
- He first discovered this connection in the first place by pulling the panties off of a sleeping Bulma and realising that she's missing some parts that he has.
- Krillin managed to escape this treatment by telling Goku beforehand that he's male.
- In season 2, episode 6 of Girls Bravo Fukuyama doesn't realize a cross-dressing Yukinari is actually a guy until after he grabs his crotch.
- Of course, in this case, he hadn't doubted that Yukinari was female yet.
- This happens to Takatsuki, a male-transitioning-from-female Transsexual, in Wandering Son once. It's Squicky being that he was around eleven then and the person who did it was an adult male (who later became his friend) who thought he was having an affair with his girlfriend. Takatsuki just puts on a brave front afterwards and holds in his tears.
- In Fushigi Yuugi, Miaka rubs Hotohori's chest after finding out that Hotohori was not a girl. She does it again with another character...just to be sure.
- Even funnier, the second time she does this is to a woman who doesn't look even remotely masculine. Despite the fact that they had literally just met only seconds before, Miaka gropes her breasts purely on the basis that Hotohori and Nuriko have already fooled her before, and she "figures I have to check these days."
- Steins;Gate: Okabe does this to Ruka some time after he changes his gender with a D Mail
- Gintama: Gintoki pulls this off in the most Badass way possible in chapter 375.
- In Otome no Iroha, Ryou checks Iroha's gender (now male) this way the moment they first meet.
- Done with Tetsuo, a transman, in Yuureitou. Marube, a criminal prosecutor, overheard him talking to Taichi about his body earlier and questions him. Tetsuo isn't aware that Marube knows he is Rika, a woman who killed her mom and supposedly died two years ago, and tells him he meant he has a micropenis. Marube does the crotch grab to check and (obviously) doesn't feel anything. Tetsuo keeps to his statement and says he's just small.
- Crocodile Dundee has Mick flirting with a veiled woman. The cab driver he's been getting drunk with informs him that she's a biologically male. Mick walks right up and checks the crotch for the frank and beans. She, offended, stalks off. Later in the movie, Mick sees another rather ...handsome... woman and does it again. To his chagrin (and her delight), she's the got the full female package.
- Bonus points for the first one being performed in the middle of a crowded bar, without so much as a "Hey, mind if I check something?" He literally just reaches across a good foot of separation space and does it, much to the hysterics of all the onlookers! "She's a bloke!" indeed.
- Extra bonus points for the character being portrayed by a biologically female actress.
- Occurs in two very different contexts in The King and the Clown. One of the Seoul jesters gets groped by audience members for this reason whenever playing a eunuch or a woman. In a much more serious moment Nok-su forcefully strips Gong-gil in a fit of jealousy, claiming she wants to find out whether he's really a man or not.
- A variant occurs in Transamerica when pre-op transsexual Bree visits her mother. Her mother performs the grab in order to check that she's still physically male.
- Begbie in the film Trainspotting chats up a woman at a club and takes her to his car to get to know her better. After 'inspecting the goods' he finds out she is a transvestite and kicks her out of his ride.
- In Escape from L.A., Snake meets a female gang boss named Hershey who has an unusually deep voice. He immediately recognizes the voice as an old buddy of his. He proceeds to perform this trope. It's not clear what he finds. It's clear the buddy had a sex change. It's not clear how complete it was.
- When Snake pulls a small pistol out from between her legs, that he was searching her for the weapon.
"Still keeping a loaded gun
between your legs, huh Carjack?"
- The sedes stercoraria are seats upon which a new pope is enthroned, which have a hole in seat. A popular rumor says that these are so that the college of cardinals can test if the new pope is in fact male, or if he has mangled genitals. Most historians now believe that they were just chairs that the Papacy used because they belonged to the Imperial family.
- The sex-check story is generally associated with the "Pope Joan" historical legend — according to that story, the cardinals took this precaution against a recurrence.
- In the Aidan Chambers book Postcards from No-Man's Land the main character meets someone he assumes is a girl, and they have coffee. At the end of the meeting, the "girl" figures out that the main character thinks this, and grabs the main character's hand and puts it on his crotch before leaving.
Live Action TV
- In one episode of Law & Order: SVU, the investigators discover that the boyfriend of the perp didn't know she was a preop transsexual when they tell him why she killed his best friend. He rushes in, grabs her crotch to see if it's true, and then overdoses on pills.
- As quoted above, this Party Quirks game of Whose Line Is It Anyway? has a humorous version.
- Less invasive variant in Bones where the sex of an androgynous Japanese detective is determined by a firm hug.
- Pat from Saturday Night Live narrowly averted this a few times.
- In Casanova, Casanova falls in love with Bellino, a male opera singer. He suspects that he's a girl and confronts him. He feels his chest and concludes that he's a girl. Bellino says it is a singer's condition. Casanova grabs his crotch and then runs off, he is a boy. Then later he comes back and tells him it doesn't matter and he still loves him. Turns out to be a false penis and a woman in disguise.
- Chiana uses the milder "rip open jacket to reveal breasts" version to a woman disguised as a man in an episode of Farscape.
- In some productions of Cabaret, this is how the MC tells Victor and Bobby apart. (Maybe Bobby is really a girl?)
- In a subversion, the leader of an all-girls gang does this to Steve (clearly male, if a bit over-sensitive) on American Dad!. She promptly concludes that he's more girl than boy, and offers to let him join. Initiation follows.