"Don't call it a comeback! I've been here for years!"
—The famous opening line of "Mama Said Knock You Out"
James Todd Smith (born January 14, 1968), better known as LL Cool J (acronym for Ladies Love Cool James
) is an American rapper and actor. LL Cool J was born and raised in Queens, New York, the son of Ondrea (née Griffith) and James Smith. At the age of four, he saw his mother and grandfather shot by his own father. After they recovered from their injuries, his mother began to date a young physical therapist she met while in the hospital. The therapist treated Ondrea kindly, but for years he abused Todd physically and verbally, which resulted in Todd becoming a bully himself. It was during this period that he started wearing hats all the time (one of L.L. Cool J's trademarks is the fact that people never see him without a hat on—until recently). Fortunately, Ondrea finally discovered what this man was doing to her son and left him. He went to I.S.238 Susan B. Anthony Academy in Queens, New York (Hillside). He started rapping at the age of nine. In his youth, LL Cool J performed in the church choir, participated in the Boy Scouts, and delivered newspapers. At age 16, by using a mixing table purchased by his grandfather at Sears, Smith produced and created demos and sent them to various record companies, including Def Jam Recordings.
Under his new stage name, LL Cool J (Ladies Love Cool James), Def Jam released his first record, the 12" single "I Need a Beat". The single sold over 100,000 copies. The success of "I Need a Beat" helped lead to a distribution deal with Def Jam and Columbia Records
in 1985. Soon after, he dropped out of Andrew Jackson High School to record his debut album. He is known for romantic ballads such as "I Need Love", "Around the Way Girl" and "Hey Lover" as well as pioneering hardcore hip-hop songs such as "I Can't Live Without My Radio", "I'm Bad", "The Boomin' System", and "Mama Said Knock You Out". He has released thirteen
studio albums (the first twelve of which were exclusively released on Def Jam Records) and two greatest hits compilations. His most recently released album is 2013's Authentic
, which is his first album not released on the Def Jam label.
He has also appeared in numerous films, including two with director Renny Harlin.
And in TV:
He now lives in Manhasset, New York, with his wife and four children.
"Ladies Love Cool Tropes":
- Arch-Enemy: Kool Moe Dee. They had what was likely the biggest non-violent rap feud ever.
- Badass: When a man broke into his house, he restrained him, and BROKE HIS NOSE... while wearing his pyjamas.
- Black Dude Dies First: His film roles have actually had a tendency to avert this, despite sometimes being in genres such as horror which are notorious for killing off minority characters. Deep Blue Sea was actually rewritten to avert this trope after test audiences despised the female lead and instead wanted his character to live.
- Boastful Rap: Well, let's see... "I Can't Live Without My Radio", "Dangerous", "Rock the Bells", "I'm Bad", "Mama Said Knock You Out"... yeah. He has a few.
- Character Tic: He licks his lips a lot.
- Dirty Cop: "Illegal Search"
- The Golden Age of Hip Hop
- Hidden Track: On his debut album Radio, in between "Dangerous" and "Rock the Bells."
- Certain copies of Walking With a Panther had "Jack the Ripper," which was originally a B-side exclusive.
- Iconic Outfit: The Kangol hat.
- Lyrical Cold Open: Many of his earlier tracks, most notably "Rock The Bells".
- Mr. Fanservice: He was one of hip hop's first sex symbols. Also, what his acronym is.
- Older Than They Look: He's almost fifty years old, and still looks virtually the same as he did in the 90's.
- Professional Wrestling: From "Fuhgidabowdit":
- Rated G for Gangsta: Considering the success of his ballads, it's easy to forget that he started as a hardcore rapper.
- Well, to be fair, he did include two ballads even on his first album ("I Can Give You More" and "I Want You").
- The Rival: Kool Moe Dee. Their battles were things of hip-hop legend.
- Self-Deprecation: "Cheesy Rat Blues", from Mama Said Knock You Out, mocks his career downfall after Bigger and Deffer and Walking With a Panther.
I go to the park, they wanna baseball bat me
I go to the mall, they throw my old tapes at me
I'm so horny, and every girl I know be like, "he's so corny"
I want money in a hurry, I'm getting tired of leftover curry!
- Stuffy Old Songs About the Buttocks: "Big Ole Butt".
- Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion: "Jingling Baby (Remixed But Still Jingling)"
I'ma deliver and give a speech with vigor
Pass the wine cooler you big black... (cut to refrain)
- Surprisingly Gentle Song: "I Need Love", which is often cited as being the first hip-hop ballad.
- "Going Back To Cali" - the beat is minimalistic and jazzy, and his voice never gets above a quiet conversational tone.
- Take That: "You Can't Dance", "To Da Break of Dawn"
- Teen Genius
- Trope Codifier: His song "I Need Love" is considered the first "rap ballad", and to this day even the most gimmicky untalented rappers will attempt to have a slow love song.
- A Wild Rapper Appears: Among others, he appears in Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist" and the remix of Ne-Yo's "So Sick".