Gabe:"The island. The middle of nowhere. They're all professionals. What's the point?"
Harris:"The point is that they're isolated, alone, and forgotten. That's what it's like to be in the mind of a sociopath."
Mindhunters (2004) is a murder mystery by the director Renny Harlin. It centers around a group of FBI's criminal profiler trainees who are sent to a remote island as part of a special training event designed by their instructor Jake Harris (Val Kilmer). The trainees are supposed to catch a fictional serial killer called "The Puppeteer" but the situation quickly turns for the worse once a real killer starts picking off the trainees.The plot of Mindhunters is much like Agatha Christie's novel And Then There Were None. The movie was poorly received and did not succeed at the box office.Also starring Jonny Lee Miller, LL Cool J, and Christian Slater.
This film provides examples of the following:
Achilles' Heel: Lampshaded and overdone ad nauseum. The plot of the movie rests on a FBI profiler killer killing other FBI profilers by presenting them in situations where they will have to fall for traps he's devised, because said trap is their weakness. In the end, he dies by getting shot in the head, causing LL Cool J's character to quip "I guess we found out his weakness. Bullets.". However, the killer's true Achilles Heel is time. Everything has to happen on his schedule.
And Then What?: Gabe to Vince in one very tense sequence when he's handcuffed to a bed and the latter (who's paralyzed from the waist down) is hanging for dear life from a pipe, with both of them all the while surrounded by rising water electrified by live wires, and Vince thinking it was Gabe's trap.
Gabe: "Vince toss me your gun!"
Vince: "F*** you! I'm gonna watch you die."
Gabe: "Yeah, watch me die! And then what?! Now either you're gonna hang there forever or you're gonna toss me your damn gun!"
Bittersweet Ending: Sarah and Gabe managed to survive the night and stop a deadly serial killer's spree but they will still need to explain why/how 7 FBI agents are dead and are likely going to be subjected to a lengthy Federal internal affairs investigation.
Black Dude Dies First: Played with. The first person to die is white. Gabe is believed to be the killer for most of the movie, and is one of only two survivors. Ambiguously Brown Nicole Willis survives for the majority of the movie.
Cell Phones Are Useless: After the first victim is killed all the phones on the island stop working, and all the team's cellphones lose signal. Not that ridiculous considering they were already 50 miles away from the coast...and the fact that this film takes place several years before the advent of nationwide 3G coverage.
The wall clock and the phosphorescent dust help Sarah finally identify the killer.
Nicole's gun becomes a literal example. Vince's gun, on the other hand...
Chekhov's Skill: Subverted and exploited. Almost everyone's death is based on some sort of special skill, strength, or aspect of their personality. Heck, it's the main plot point of the film for crying out loud.
Clock Discrepancy: The heroine re-sets the clock so the villain will misjudge when he's due to strike again. This also played on the villain's obsession with precise timing. She knew that he would reset the clock to the correct time, which would cause the phosphorous powder she coated it with to get on his hands, allowing him to be exposed by a special light.
Dead Guy Puppet: The killer kidnaps Harris (the group's supervisor), who had remained on the island in secret, and tortures him to death. After it seems like Harris is the killer himself, the group finds his corpse hanging from the ceiling in an abandoned warehouse as a grotesque marionette. They accidentally trigger a switch which animates the corpse to do a dance to a massively inappropriate upbeat jingle.
Death Trap: The preferred method of the mysterious killer.
Final Girl: Played with, there are two of the original group left standing - a guy and a girl, but seeing as the boy is the killer, she is technically the Final Girl standing. But alas it's not technically true, as one of the other victims is shown to have just passed out.
Foreshadowing: Since the method of death is directly linked to the person's personality, this entire movie is foreshadowing from the get-go. The first two to three scenes set up the entire shaky house of cards. The only trap that isn't really foreshadowed is Headless Coffee Guy (with a Hand Wave of another character referring to him as a "coffee junkie" several hours later). Another major but subtle instance is Agent Jensen describes Lucas as having an addictive personality. He's addicted to killing.
Forced to Watch: The killer ties Harris and forced him to watch his recruits die on the monitors before torturing him and killing him.
Gambit Roulette: How did the killer know they'd all decide to drink coffee, all at the same time, and all drink enough of it so they'd remain asleep for the same length of time? How did the killer know that Nicole would pass a cigarette machine and then give in to her craving? How did the killer know that JD or Bobby wouldn't simply get out of the way of their respective traps? etc., etc., etc.
Ghost Town: The island. It's populated by plastic mannequins dressed as people to simulate a real town.
Hollywood Acid: A quantity of acid small enough to be concealed undetectably in a cigarette is sufficient to kill the FBI trainee who smokes it. While her death might be reasonable under the circumstances, her entire body emitting vapor from, at most, a few mL of acid isn't, nor is the dropped cigarette melting its way into the ground beneath it.
Idiot Ball: It takes the killer and the last female standing several attempted gunshots to realize that firing underwater messes up your aim.
The movie pretty much runs on these. In the first death, every single agent in the room sees a trap starting to set off. Rather than interfere, move to a safer location, or do anything, they simply stand and wait for it to happen. There's also Nicole's decision to take the cigarettes despite the entire island being on giant death trap.
Motive Rant: The killer delivers a rather prolonged one after revealing himself.
Ontological Mystery: The movie has definite shades of this. The characters do know why they're on a secluded island: as part of an FBI profiler training exercise. It doesn't take long before they're completely cut of from the outside world and it turns out that there's a killer amongst them who starts murdering them one by one.
Plato Is a Moron: According to the killer, John Wayne Gacy, Jeffery Dahmer, and Ted Bundy are "tired old hacks."
Plothole: After repeatedly remarking that the simulation "doesn't feel real" without his gun, Vince pulls out and dramatically cocks a gun and he'd concealed in his wheelchair. All the other characters berate him for this, as they'd been specifically told not to bring weapons. However, just minutes earlier, Nic and LL Cool J's character can clearly be seen bearing handguns as they carry JD's corpse.
Poison Is Corrosive: Invoked during the Hollywood Acid (see above) sequence. The cigarette reveals its potency first by blistering Nicole's fingers, and then we see several drops from it burn through her boot-clad foot. Right before the Body Horror ensues, we see the cig itself melting into the floor.
The Profiler: Only Harris is an actual profiler, the rest are trainees.
Profiling: Both played straight and inverted - every person on the island is a profiler, and the murderer seems to know his victims quite well, enabling some particularly karmic deaths for the flawed criminologists.
Rube Goldberg Hates Your Guts: There's a serial killer killing everyone in incredibly bizarre ways tailored specially to each character's personality. One death was a literal Rube Goldberg machine. Death by being frozen by a dropped bottle of Liquid Nitrogen, or death by smoking acid-filled cigarettes anyone?
Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: Attempted twice: First by the entire team after J.D. is killed; tried later by Nicole. It doesn't work either time.
See Water: The final underwater gunfight is a particularly egregious case of this.
Envy: Lucas, who admits he's jealous of how cool and calculated, yet clueless FBI agents seem after they overlook him as a suspect in his parents' murder. Albeit, he was just a kid when he offed them. Also Vince, somewhat. In addition to being bitter about his condition and the fact that he's not making profiler, he decides to drag Sarah's hopes down by revealing that she won't, either. Plus, he's never without his gun.
Wrath: The killer obviously has this in spades. That aside, everyone pulls a gun on everybody else for most of the movie and Nicole unleashes a rather healthy dose when she suspects Sarah of being the killer.
Pride: J.D. always has to take the lead; Lucas paraphrases Wolverine: "I'm the best at what I do."; Bobby is a mechanical/technical whiz and readily flaunts this.
Greed: Gabe doesn't approve of how taxpayers' (apparently including his) hard-earned dollars are spent.
Sloth: Aside from J.D., no one lifts a finger to help Nicole prepare dinner. Particularly frowning on Gabe here, since he's basically an unexpected and uninvited guest.
Someday This Will Come in Handy: There's one character who knows the exact speed of light, and this came in handy as to figure out how someone would be killed next.
Spinning Clock Hands: Used briefly to show time's passage when everyone is knocked out by the drugged coffee. As the camera is watching the clock, we don't get to see the killer's activities during this interlude.
Take That: In-universe example: the Navy has left a bunch of rubber ducks floating around with geeky glasses and 'FBI' scrawled on them.
Too Dumb to Live: When you're in the death house, a place that is clearly booby-trapped that has already killed two people (and tried to kill more), under no circumstances do you pick up a random pack of cigarettes you find lying around. You also probably shouldn't be wandering around said death house alone, either, nor should you desert the only other people in the place, considering one of the people you're leaving behind is trying to kill you and knows where the next trap is. Whatever Nicole's strong points are, Genre Savvy is definitely not one of them.