"Take it Kronk. Feel the power."
"Oh, I can feel it."
"Oh, I can feel it."
For Yzma, read in the voice of Eartha Kitt or Candi Milo. As for Kronk, read in the voice of Patrick Warburton.
The sound of statues being smashed is heard on another page as Yzma is frantically destroying busts of Kuzco, with Kronk looking on.
Yzma: I can’t believe it, Kronk! That fool Kuzco…first he fires me, then he has the nerve to put up a page on this website!
Kronk: Well, to be fair, he did get the idea first.
Yzma: How could he do this to me! Why I practically raised him!
Kronk: Yeah, you think he would have turned out better.
Yzma: Exactly! (Smashes another statue) If I had my way, Kuzco would be off this website!
Kronk: Well at least you’re taking your anger out on the statues and not the real Kuzco.
Yzma: That’s it, Kronk!
Kronk: What?
Yzma: Get rid of Kuzco! I’ll bump him off, then TV Tropes will have no choice but to get rid of his page! With him out of the way, and no other The Emperor's New Groove characters on this website, I'll take over The Empire.
Kronk: But, uh…how does that work with you being fired?
Yzma: The only people who know that are the three of us, soon to be the two of us.
Kronk: And, I’m one of those two, right?
Yzma: To the secret lab!
Yzma and Kronk head towards a large lever.
Yzma: Pull the lever, Kronk!
Kronk pulls the wrong lever.
Yzma (screaming): WRONG LEEEVAAAAAHH!
Kronk: Ooops.
Yzma (emerging from another door with a crocodile on her rear): Why do we even have that lever?
Yzma pulls the right lever and puts the two on a roller coaster.
Roller Coaster PSA: Please remain seated and keep your arms and hands inside the ride at all times.
One crazy roller coaster ride (and happy Kronk) later, the two are in the secret lab, in lab gear, plotting their scheme.
Yzma: How shall I do it? I know. First, I’ll turn his page into a flea; a harmless little flea. Then, I’ll put that flea on the page of that pompous French Candle, then I’ll put his page on the page of that fat slug, then I’ll put those pages on my own, and when it’s coded? HAHAHA! I’ll smash it WITH A HAMMAH! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you!
Yzma: Or, to save myself on coding time, I’ll just poison him with a virus! (Holds out her hand) Take it Kronk, ohhh, feel the power!
Kronk: Oh, I can feel it.
Yzma: HAHAHAH! It’s dinner time!
Some time later, Yzma and Kronk are in the dining room waiting for Kuzco.
Yzma: Is everything ready for tonight?
Kronk: Well, I’d thought we’d start off with a soup and a light salad and see how we feel.
Yzma: Not the dinner!
Kronk: (Thinking for a minute) Right. The virus. The virus for Kuzco. The virus specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco’s virus.
Kronk: That virus?
Yzma: Yes, that virus!
Kronk: Gotcha covered.
Yzma: Excellent. All I have to do is propose a toast, and his page will be deleted before dessert.
Kronk: Which is a real shame cause it’s gonna be delicious.
Yzma: Now, where is Kuzco? He should have been here by now!
Kronk: Maybe he got held up with that whole “Self Demonstrating” thing that’s been going on with that other evil scientist on his page.
Yzma: Well, he’d better hurry it up! If he doesn’t get here soon, I’ll…actually I don’t know what to do.
Kronk: You know, I heard that the only way this whole page will work is if we describe ourselves a bit on here. But, uh, seeing as we don’t have much of a backstory to talk about, I do have some delicious tropes cooked up.
Yzma: Alright, fine! Get on with it! Maybe once we get through everything, Kuzco will finally show up! ‘’Sniff, sniff’’ Do you smell something burning?
Kronk: My spinach puffs! (‘’Runs into the kitchen’’)
Yzma: It’s gonna be a looooong night.
These tropes are brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you!
- 0% Approval Rating: How could this be? Why do people think I’m doing a lousy job more than Kuzco! No one liked him on the throne!
- Kronk: Gee, I don’t know. Maybe it’s the whole purple thing?
- Yzma: Forget it! Do you know how long these took to import? I’m not paying postage for a new wardrobe!
- Absent-Minded Professor: I could easily get rid of Kuzco, but I need to do it cleverly. If the flea thing was a bit too complicated, I…Kronk! Where can I get 10,000 gallons of oil cheap? And where’s that chicken potion?!
- Kronk: Honestly, I think it got misplaced with the rest. You know, you really ought to consider labeling your potions.
- Abusive Parents: Yes, I raised Kuzco, but can you blame me if I want him dead? He fired me! While I was doing my job!
- Kronk: Uh, was making decisions without him part of it?
- Yzma: Yes, Kronk…
- Kronk: Okay, just making sure, cause Kuzco mighta thought different on that. Just saying.
- Actor Allusion: How on Earth did I wind up with a cat potion? And why does it feel…familiar?
- Kronk: Funny, I never thought you as the cat type.
- The Joker: Believe it, sister! I know of this real hambone of an Earth where you’re the cat’s meow!
- Yzma: Who is this guy?
- Kronk: Beats me. Maybe he got lost at the wrong show.
- Affably Evil: I know, I’m the bad guy, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be polite. Who can blame that one guard who got turned into a cow? If he doesn’t want to chase after Kuzco, I won’t stand in his way.
- Kronk: But, uh, you did send those other guys to their deaths.
- Yzma: Meh. They didn’t take the out.
- Amazing Technicolor Population: Thanks to my naturally beautiful shade of purple, I tend to stand out from the crowd a bit more than everyone!
- Kronk: Yeah, all that purple. Real noticeable.
- Animal Motifs: Cats and snakes are my preferred choice of style. Cats can be vicious, and snakes are just as ravishing as they are deadly.
- Animorphism: I almost stopped Kuzco from winning when I got turned into a cat! Well, at least it wore off. Partially.
- Kronk: I don’t know, the tale thing isn’t so bad.
- Yzma: Do you have any idea how much of a pain it is to comb?
- Kronk: Honestly, I wouldn’t know; I never had a tail.
- Asshole Victim: Ha, ha. Very funny. You think I deserve being put through the wringer for trying to coup Kuzco? You try raising him for so long and see how you feel when he fires you!
- Kronk: Uh, Yzma? I don’t think those people agree.
- Bald of Evil: Bald?! I am not bald! I am a natural beauty! Look at this (points to her hair) lovely shade.
- Kronk: Funny, with all that baldness, I don’t see much shade.
- Benevolent Boss: I do have to treat my guards well. They are useful…unlike (looks at Kronk) some henchmen.
- Kronk: Huh?
- Yzma: See what I mean?
- Breakout Character: How is that Kronk, of all people, got his own movie?!
- Kronk: I'm pretty sure that was during Disney's whole "milk everything for sequels" phase.
- Yzma: Yes, but you?! A movie?!
- Kronk: I mean, it's not like anyone is complaining. Besides you, obviously.
- The Caligula: It is no concern of mine whether anyone’s family has any—uh, what was it again?
- Random Peasant: Uh, food?
- Yzma: Hah! You really should have thought about that before you became peasants!
- Kronk (trying to do the logic in his head): Maybe Kuzco had a point about firing you.
- Yzma: Kronk…
- Cats Are Mean: It was only ONE TIME! I turned into a cat, ONE. TIME! I should have clawed Kuzco’s eye out!
- Kronk: Yeah, I think you got the mean part down pat.
- Character Catchphrase: I do have a few favorite ones, like “It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!”, or “To the secret lab!” Unfortunately, one of them is also “Pull the lever, Kronk!” (Kronk pulls the wrong lever again) WRONG LEEEEEVAAAAAAH! (Yzma returns from the lair with another crocodile biting her rear) Again, why do we even have that lever?! And how did you pull that lever all the way in here?!
- Kronk: Well, you got me. (Pulls down a map of the palace) By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.
- Chaste Toons: My precious little nephews Zim and Zam helped me out one time. Too bad they were just about as successful as Kronk.
- Kronk: I think I see why you don’t get invited to more family reunions.
- The Chew Toy: I’ve been put through so much slapstick at this point, I’ve lost count.
- Kronk: Let’s see, there’s getting covered in mud in a swamp, being chased by flies, being knocked down a hill, getting tarred and feathered, turned into a human piñata, hit by lighting, sent falling down a chasm, smashed by a chandelier, turned into a kitten, smashed by a window, eaten by a buzzard…am I missing anything?
- Yzma: No, Kronk, that about covers it.
- Color Motifs: Purple, and ‘’only’’ purple. The rest of the colors clash with my natural beauty.
- The Comically Serious: It’s hard to be funny when you have to deal with kids. And that peasant’s brats.
- Kronk: Who can blame you? Kuzco was bad enough to raise.
- Complexity Addiction: So what if my schemes are a bit over complex? They would work if someone actually carried them out right!
- Kronk: “The best laid schemes of squirrels and men can often go awry.”
- Yzma: What are you saying?
- Kronk: I read it in a book, once.
- Creepy High-Pitched Voice: My voice did get a little higher when I got turned into a kitten one time—higher than it normally was, anyway.
- Kronk: Would make for a nice alto in a choir.
- Cute Is Evil: Ugh, I don’t want the word “cute” thrown out at me! I’m gorgeous! But I suppose I could use “evil” when I was a fluffy animal.
- Delusions of Beauty: KRONK! Who’s saying I’m delusion about being beautiful?! I’m only 48!
- Kronk: In dog years, maybe.
- Demoted to Extra: Remind me to turn the Disney board into llamas for making me the villain of one act in your movie, would you?
- Kronk: Mike, Bob, the other Bob, or Mickey?
- Yzma: Yes.
- Dirty Old Woman: Do you people honestly think I hired Kronk because of his brains? Although he was pretty young when I hired him…
- Kronk: Yeah, I, uh, maybe don’t want people to see that moment again? It was kinda an awkward phase for me.
- The Dragon: This is currently Kronk's role. He may not be that bright, but he's all I got.
- Kronk: Speaking of, what ever happened to the last guy that had my job?
- Yzma: You don't want to know.
- The Dreaded: The people of Kuzco’s empire may have hated him for his ego, but they fear me. Unlike him, I can keep my subjects in line.
- Kronk: Straight, curved, or zig-zagged?
- Yzma: Kronk…not the time.
- Kronk: Well, if you’re gonna have em do a conga line or something, you might want to consider the orientation.
- Yzma: Where do you even get these ideas in that pea brain of yours?
- Dumb Muscle: I didn't exactly hire Kronk for his brains. Though I don't think there's anyone else in the kingdom who could match my intellect, so my options are a bit limited.
- Evil Chancellor: I may not be as manipulative as my asthmatic coworker's boss, but I’m certainly the better looking of the two!
- Kronk: That’s kind of a low bar to clear.
- Evil Sorcerer: That would have been my modus operandi, at least that’s what it was going to be once upon a time. At one point, I was going to be an evil sorceress who would have blocked out the sun to preserve my beauty. Although given I would have literally had the sun smacked into me, that might have been for the best.
- Kronk: Yeah, considering the sun’s extremely hot temperature would have melted you before it even hit you.
- Yzma: That makes me feel better.
- Evil Is Petty: Yes, I insulted Kronk’s cooking. Yes, I knocked over a teacup to make a pregnant woman struggle to pick it up. Does it make me feel any less bad about it? NO!
- Kronk: It kinda made me feel bad…
- Evil Laugh: As a villainess, I have to have one of these. Can’t complete the ensemble without it!
- Evil Plan: My goal was to turn Kuzco into a flea and then kill him, but I changed it to just poisoning him. Unfortunately, ‘’somebody’’ bungled that up and turned him to a llama!
- Kronk: Well, in my defense, your potions all look the same; you really oughta consider labeling some of them.
- Evil Old Folks: I am not old! I am not living proof dinosaurs roamed the Earth! That purple robot dinosaur is!
- Kronk: Maybe you two are related somewhere on the evolutionary chain.
- Beast Wars: Megatron: I doubt that. An inferior organic couldn’t possibly be my relation. Especially one so…ancient. Yeeeees.
- Yzma: Kronk, next time you have a stupid thought, keep it to yourself.
- Evil Principal: I spent all of The Emperor's New School in the guise of Principal Amzy to try and make Kuzco fail his classes so he wouldn't be allowed to become Emperor, and I would have taken over the Empire.
- Kronk: You do know that nobody fell for that guise, right?
- Yzma: You did. Or so I thought.
- Kronk: It took me a bit, but I kinda realized that “Amzy” was a little too on the nose.
- Yzma: Next time, you pick the nickname!
- Excessive Evil Eyeshadow: Excessive? This isn’t remotely close to how much I wear!
- Kronk: I don’t know, it kinda looks like you’re going for a whole vampire thing.
- Yzma: Kronk…
- Kronk: Right. Shutting up.
- Failure Is the Only Option: I could have easily made Kuzco fail his classes and kept him from becoming Emperor, but no…Disney just ‘’had’’ to make sure he scooted by with the skin of his teeth!
- Kronk: You sure that was Disney, or was it just bad luck? Or maybe, you know, Kuzco actually trying?
- Yzma: Kronk….
- Kronk: Right. Disney’s fault.
- Fan Disservice: Again, I’m tired of everyone calling me “scary beyond all reason!” I’m naturally beautiful!
- Kronk: So, uh…why did Kuzco and Pacha get all scared when you showed off your legs?
- Yzma: They knew about the knife!
- Kronk: Funny, they were actually relieved when it turned out to be just the knife.
- Yzma: What? Then why were they…KRONK!
- The Fashionista: Glitz, glamour, style, and plenty of outfit choices! That’s the beauty of being me! And when I was briefly empress, I did have plenty more options to choose from!
- Kronk: Yeah, shame about the whole “Kuzco being alive thing”. And it was such a lovely eulogy.
- Yzma: Gee, I wonder why he was still alive?
- Fatal Flaw: Fine! I admit it! My plans can be a bit more complex than usual! Happy?!
- Kronk: Obviously you’re not, but I think the people reading this are.
- Gonk: Kronk, if anyone continues to call me ugly, feed a potion into their computers. Let’s see how they like being llamas!
- Kronk: Yzma, I’m pretty sure that’s not how that works.
- Hartman Hips: Like em? They are rather natural, if I do say so myself.
- Kronk: Naturally thin. Yeah. Real natural.
- Hash House Lingo: (sniffs the air) Kronk, what is that smell?
- The Mudka's Meat Hut Waitress: Three pork combos, extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?
- Kronk: Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast, and change the bull to a gill, got it.
- Yzma: Kronk! This isn't the time!
- Kronk: Sorry, Yzma, lunch rush. Talk later.
- Hidden Depths: Somehow, Kronk is a Supreme Chef, he can speak Hash House Lingo, he speaks fluent squirrel, can draw, knows about the types of wood used in doors, and is a Grammar Nazi, and yet he can't get rid of one llama?!
- Kronk: "To this, above all, to thine own self be true."
- Yzma: Now what sort of literary depths are you revealing?
- Kronk: Just something I heard.
- Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: As far as villain-henchman duos go, Kronk is a lot bigger compared to me. Though not in terms of brains, I assure you.
- Kronk: I wouldn’t say that, but (a bug buzzes by) — Don’t worry, Yzma, I got it. (Falls down the stairs). I’m okay! I fine!
- Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain: Maybe I’m not the nicest person around, but if you had to work under Kuzco for so long and got fired for doing his job, maybe you’d understand what it’s like!
- Ink-Suit Actor: I was designed to look a lot like my late voice. She was truly the cat’s meow.
- Ironic Echo: When I finally caught up to Kuzco and almost killed him, I told him, "Just think of it as being let go; that your life's heading in a new direction."
- Kronk: Hey, that's kind of like what he said to you when you got fired.
- Yzma: I know. It's called a cruel irony. Like my dependence on you.
- I Was Quite a Looker: This was going to be my whole spiel in the original movie, but after that got cut to pieces, the tv show presented me as looking a lot better in my youth. At least the fans appreciated it.
- Kronk: Who can blame em? It was a Beach Episode, you had a new voice, there was a Fountain of Youth…am I missing anything?
- Yzma: Yes. You missed the part where we both turned into babies.
- Kronk: Honestly, I was trying to block that out.
- Karma Houdini: Kuzco Academy really was dumb enough to let me stay on even when most people knew I was Principal Amzy! If I won, I’d be Empress!
- Kronk: I don’t think they didn’t care so much as they knew you wouldn’t win. And you did wind up my secretary at the end, so…
- Yzma: KRONK!
- Kronk: I really ought to stop talking.
- Karmic Transformation: Getting turned into a cat was rather embarrassing, seeing as I had the whole squeaky voice for a time, but I don’t want anyone laughing because they think I deserved it for trying to kill Kuzco.
- Kronk: Uh, Yzma? I don’t think they feel the same way.
- Kick the Dog: So what if I raised Kuzco into a Spoiled Brat and tried to kill him when he fired me? I was just doing his job!
- Kronk: I think you just blew your whole case.
- Yzma: KRONK!!!
- Large Ham: Hey, Kronk here. I know it kind of sounds obvious, but Yzma does lay on the ham pretty thick.
- Yzma: A ham, am I? Take that back before I spill the pig potion on you!
- Kronk: See? With that volume, no glass panes would stand a chance.
- Laughably Evil: I’m the villain of this story, and I get played for comedy? Kronk! Where’s the mouse potion for the Disney board?!
- Kronk: I’m still trying to find it from the last time you asked! They aren’t labeled!
- Lean and Mean: Tall? Check. Beautiful? Check. Evil? Absolutely!
- Mad Scientist: How else do you think I can make all those potions? I’ve had a lot of time to prepare them for the day Kuzco dies!
- Kronk: And yet they still don’t have labels.
- Yzma: KRONK!!!!
- Mistreatment-Induced Betrayal: Kuzco fired me, so I decided he had to die!
- Kronk: Wait, didn’t he apologize?
- Yzma: It was far too late for that. He was due to die anyway!
- Kronk: So, you would have betrayed him even if he didn’t fire you?
- Yzma: Well, when you put it like that … yes! But you had to play it straight, just because I insulted your spinach puffs!
- Kronk: I take it personally.
- Minion with an F in Evil: Ugh, if Kronk was as good at actually doing his job as he was at everything else besides being evil...
- Kronk: It's not so bad. The health plan covers just about everything.
- Yzma: I wasn't talking about the health plan...
- Never Mess with Granny: Kronk, if these tropers don’t stop calling me Granny, I’ll spry my way towards turning them all into frogs!
- Kronk: I think they’re just trying to say you’re agile for your age.
- Never My Fault: How many times do I have to tell you, my plans don’t go awry because they’re overcomplicated or doomed to fail! It’s Kronk’s fault!
- Kronk: Wow. She just came right out and said it.
- Never Smile at a Crocodile: I do own one or two for my lair. Unfortunately, it tends to bite me where it shouldn’t.
- Kronk: Uh, when was the last time you fed him?
- Yzma: Huh. I didn’t think about that.
- Not-So-Harmless Villain: Call me silly all you like, but I did manage to usurp Kuzco and nearly kill him a fair amount of times, didn’t I?
- Kronk: You still lost, though.
- Yzma: KRONK!!!!!
- Kronk: I just can’t keep my mouth shut, can I?
- Odd Friendship: As much as I hate to admit it, I do have a soft spot for Kronk. He’s dumber than a brick, but at least he’s loyal.
- Kronk: It pays the allowance.
- One-Winged Angel: I thought by drinking that potion, I’d get one…but I turned into a cat!
- Kronk: Sorry, Yzma, but I think that Ursula lady has you beat.
- Paper-Thin Disguise: Hey, Kronk again. Yzma disguising herself as “Amzy” was just way too obvious. I mean, she doesn’t even look all that different.
- Yzma: It was fine as it was, thank you very much!
- Kronk: Yeah, I’m pretty sure the whole school knew anyway.
- Parental Substitute: Yes, I raised Kuzco. Look how well that turned out for me.
- Kronk: Yeah, you think he would have turned out better.
- Percussive Therapy: After Kuzco fired me, I took out my frustrations on statues of my ex boss. Then Kronk brilliantly suggested I take it out on the real Kuzco, and the rest is history!
- Kronk: Well, I’m glad my ideas worked for the better!
- Pet the Dog: After the guard got turned into a cow and asked to leave, I let him go home. I don’t know why though; are cows considered funny these days?
- Kronk: Good question. Hey, maybe someone should make a tv show about a talking cow?
- Yzma: Please. It Will Never Catch On.
- Phrase Catcher: Hey, Kronk again. So, since this is a bit of embarrassing trivia for Yzma, I’ll just say it. Everyone calls her scary beyond all reason.
- Yzma: And if you say it, you’ll wish you’d been born an ant!
- Kronk: I never said it was true. I’m just saying everyone else says it.
- Plot-Irrelevant Villain: I got a part in Kronk’s movie, but it was just be being a Snake Oil Salesman. The whole thing was about Kronk getting acceptance from Daddy. Uh, what a waste.
- Kronk: I don’t think it was a waste. Nobody would watch it without it.
- Politically Incorrect Villain: I don’t tend to think very highly of peasants. If they were so concerned about food, they wouldn’t have become peasants!
- Kronk: But, uh…how does that make sense?
- Rasputinian Death: How can you call it a death when I just get jostled all over the place? Turned into a cat, sent down to my doom before bouncing off a trampoline, getting smacked with a window, and being forced to join a scout troop? That’s death?
- Kronk: I mean, you didn’t die. You just got pushed around several times that made it seem like you would normally die.
- Regent for Life: I was almost this until Kuzco fired me, so I just decided to kill him.
- Running Gag: On the tv series, every time we went into the secret lab, I'd always say "Pull the lever, Kronk!", and he'd pull it and (Kronk pulls the wrong lever a third time) WRONG LEVAAAAAAAAH! (Yzma returns again with the crocodile) When I find whoever designed this page...
- Kronk: Yeah, the guy's got a sick sense of humor to keep milking that joke.
- Sealed Evil in a Teddy Bear: Ugh, that cat form again. It did have those sharp claws, but it was too adorable to really be evil.
- Kronk: What a time to be alive, eh?
- Sexy Slit Dress: Of course I have one of these! It’s all part of my beautiful ensemble!
- Kronk: If that ensemble was stone age decor.
- Shadow Archetype: Hiya, it’s Kronk. Again. I kinda noticed this early on, but Yzma is basically everything Kuzco could have turned out to be if he didn’t have a conscious.
- Yzma: And why would I need one, Kronk?
- Kronk: I mean, it never hurts.
- Smug Snake: I am not smug! I’m brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I say! Genius I tell you!
- Kronk: And Kuzco’s still alive.
- Yzma: And whose fault is that?
- The Smurfette Principle: There seems to be a lot of men in the main cast of the movie, and I’m the only woman in the whole thing!
- Kronk: Doesn’t Pacha’s wife count?
- Yzma: Supporting.
- Kronk: His little girl?
- Yzma: Also supporting.
- Kronk: The head waitress at Mudka’s Meat Hut?
- Yzma: A minor bit player.
- Kronk: Got it. So any woman that’s not named Yzma is not in the main cast.
- Yzma: Exactly!
- Speaks Fluent Animal: Kronk, will you quit talking to that squirrel?
- Kronk: Hang on a sec, Yzma. Squeak, squeaker, uh, squeak squeaken.
- Bucky: (squirrel noises)
- Kronk: I know, she's got a bad temper.
- Bucky: (squirrel noises)
- Kronk: Honestly, I'd blame having to raise Kuzco.
- The Starscream: Like I said a thousand times on this page, I backstabbed Kuzco to take his throne. How else do I have to put it for you to get the point?!
- Starscream: Don't bother. These mindless fools have no idea what else to do with their pitiful lives. They won't even worship their true masters!
- Kronk: Huh, a giant robot. That's new.
- Yzma: In this time, anything that shouldn't exist is possible.
- Surrounded by Idiots: Between Kuzco’s ego and Kronk’s tiny brain, I can’t get anything done around here!
- Kronk: It’s not that bad. You did get to be Empress for, what? Half the movie?
- Yzma: Half is not enough, Kronk!
- Treacherous Advisor: Yes, I was running the country behind Kuzco’s back (not that he noticed for so long, seeing as he was stuck looking in a mirror), but I didn’t consider replacing him until he fired me!
- Kronk: Did the whole thing about using Kuzco as a Puppet King never occur to you?
- Yzma: It crossed my mind. But then again, considering he did fire me…
- The Usurper: My whole goal in the first movie was to kill Kuzco and take his place. But instead he turned into a llama, and it all went downhill from there.
- Vague Age: KRONK! Find Disney and the Tropers! Make them all insects for assuming my age is vague! It’s 48, got it! 48! Not ancient, 48!
- Kronk: With those wrinkles?
- Vain Sorceress: This was going to be my original goal in the Kingdom of the Sun movie until Disney turned it into The Emperor’s New Groove. I was going to make a Deal with the Devil to Snuff out the Light and steal the sun so I would never age.
- Kronk: Snuff Out The Light…that would make a nice name for a song.
- Yzma: Actually, you’re right! It does sound like a good song title.
- Villain Decay: It’s Kronk again. Remember how Yzma was the bad guy in the first film? They did a whole sequel, and she wound up in the small time. Even being the bad guy in the tv show, she was just trying to get Kuzco to fail school instead of trying to kill him.
- Yzma: Kronk! That’s coming off your allowance!
- Kronk: Aww…
- Villainous Friendship: Like I said, I do enjoy Kronk’s company. Most of the time…
- Kronk: Oh, look! A golden-throated, small-winged warbler. Just one more for exotic bird bingo.
- Villainous Valor: Even if I’m going to lose, I’ll go down with all I’ve got!
- Kronk: You did go down though, Yzma. Like, several thousand feet to your doom. You’re lucky they had all those trampolines.
- "Well Done, Son" Guy: It's Kronk, again. My whole plot in my movie was me trying to win my papi's approval. It took a bit of doing, but I did it!
Kuzco: Hah! Boom baby! So, what’s for dinner? I’m starved.
Yzma Finally! I’ve been waiting all night! Kronk! Fetch the Emperor his "drink".
Kronk: Right. Riiiiight.
He gets Kuzco his drink.
Yzma: A toast! To the Emperor! Long live Kuzco!
Kuzco drinks and apparently falls dead.’’
Yzma: It worked! It worked! Now, to get rid of the page.
Kuzco (suddenly alive): Okay, what were we saying?
Yzma (stunned): Uh…we were just making a toast to your long (Kuzco’s ears grow out)…healthy rule!
Kuzco: Right. So what are you gonna do? (His neck grows) I mean you’ve been around here a long time (unaware of Yzma being stunned)…and I really mean a long time (Yzma starts smacking broccoli together to try and get Kronk to knock Kuzco out)…um…I mean it might be difficult…for someone of your age (his hand turns into a hoof) adjusting to life in the private sector. Hey, Kronk? Can you top me off pal, be a friend? (His face turns into a llama) Heh. Now about you finding new work. That’s…that’s gonna be tough.
Kronk: More broccoli?
Kuzco (still oblivious to Yzma’s gestures): Cause you’re…well, let’s face it you’re no spring chicken. And I mean that in the best possible way. (Kronk finally knocks him out)
Yzma: What! A llama! His page is supposed to be deleted!
Kronk: Yeah, weird.
Yzma: Let me see that vial. (She gets the vial from Kronk) This isn’t a virus. This is extract of…llama!
Kronk: Well, in my defense, your potions all look the same; you really ought to consider labeling some of them.
Yzma: Take him off this website and finish the job, now!
Kronk: But what about dinner?
Yzma: Kronk, this is kind of important!
Kronk: Dessert?
Yzma: I…oh alright, I suppose there's time for dessert.
Kronk: And coffee?
Yzma: Alright, a quick coffee break. THEN TAKE HIM OFF TV TROPES AND FINISH THE JOB!
