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Future Episodes: Android/Cell saga
When Gohan saves Vegeta from Cell's blast he'll do so yelling "DODGE!"
Piccolo will lose his shit when Gohan gets his arm broken during the fight with Cell.
The scene where Cell destroys #16 in front of Gohan will be as dramatic, if not more so, as the original.Bonus points if the song played will be the same song from the japanese version. "Unmei no Hi: Tamashii tai Tamashii" (Day of Destiny ~ Spirit vs Spirit).
Trunks will go ballistic and give Vegeta a taste of his own medicine when Cell absorbs 18.
The Androids teasing Vegeta about not being a Super Saiyan will be the final thing that pushes his rage over the edge and makes him go Super Saiyan.It does take absolute rage besides power, and Vegeta just needs the right nudge to get him angry enough. If not, constant exposure to Krillin should do it.
Cell will act like a vampire.Come on!! why hasn't anyone seen this coming, he sucks blood!
After Yamcha gets impaled and drained by Android 20, Bulma will let him die.In the series, after Yamcha goes down, they take him back to where Bulma is waiting around to be given a senzu bean. However, Abridged Bulma, who not only treats him like dirt, but also who has left Yamcha's body where he died to just sit and rot AND threw out his belongings just because, will cruelly leave him on the ground to die and joke about it.
Android 18 will say "Know your place!"As a shout out to Inner Moka (who she shares a voice actress with), #18 will say this as she kicks Vegeta.
Gohan will talk entirely in Hulk Speak when he goes Super Saiyan 2You know, to at least add some comic relief to an otherwise terrifying scene.
Goku's parenting will be what pushes Gohan over into Super Saiyan 2
There will be a Marty Stu joke about Trunks
Vegeta will comment about his hair color change in season 1During the meeting with Trunks, he will says that saiyans only have dark hair. He will comment about his Hair color change from Brown to Black.
Vegeta will be pissed when he returns to Earth because there was no Muffin Button on his ship.Presumably, Dr. Briefs used up all the salvageable parts from the Saiyan space pods to build Goku's ship, and the ship Vegeta took off in had to be built with off-the-shelf parts, hence the absence of the Muffin Button.
Something incestuous will happen in the Time ChamberYeah... Trunks and Vegeta won't react too well...
16 will be Spared by the Adaptation and join NappaRefer to the last episode of season 2 for more details
What might happen during the Cell Games.
The episode in which Trunks defeats Freeza and King Cold will feature a jab at composer Kenji Yamamoto.
When Future Trunks appears, Vegeta's role as Only Sane Man will be given to him.
Krillin will react to Android 18 kissing him with I need an adult!
Future Trunks will be a Jerk Ass to Vegeta.In canon, Future Trunks hero worshiped Vegeta, due to Bulma white-washing his past, and spends the season working to gain Vegeta's approval. Here, Bulma won't pull any punches and tell Trunks how much a bastard Vegeta really was, causing Trunks to treat him accordingly. For extra points, it is Vegeta who tries to get Trunks to spend time as a father and son, bought on by his own missed childhood with his father.
Android 16 will be a Ax-Crazy psychopath with no care for nature.
Cell will have multiple personality disorder.
17, 18, and 16 will be like Nappa, Vegeta and Raditz
Cell will inherit traits from the characters genes used to make him.To which he'll demonstrate Goku's utter stupidity in his second form, and notice it.
Gohan's Super Saiyan 2 transformation will be caused by pent up anger towards his father.Gohan's resentment towards his dad has already been addressed in both episodes 23 and 24.
In The Android Saga, Krillin's attire will be lampshaded.Another character (Most likely Bulma) will say to Krillin, "Dressing up like Goku won't make you any stronger than you actually are." Thus adding another to his "Krillin Owned" count.
How Vegeta becomes a super saiyanHe's been training his butt off for a long time, but it's only after a bit of prodding by Nappa that he just gets so pissed that he finally turns and blasts him all the way from space.
Android #18 will be the Androids' Butt MonkeyAnd will come with her own "A-18 Owned" count. And that will lead to Marron inheriting one of her own... leading to all three going off when Super Buu kills all three of them along with the rest of the supporting characters in the Buu Saga.
Vegeta won't let Imperfect Cell go after 18This will basically be the one point that he and Paragon Trunks will agree on. Cell can't be allowed to get to Android 18. So instead, he'll use Solar Flare, run off, and eat 18 before anyone can respond in time.
Dr. Gero and his androids will be based on the relationship of Dr. Frankenfurter and RockyI was thinking of this when I listened to Dr. Blowhole's love song to his device and the Charles Atlas Song.
Cell will start off his first Kamehameha with the phrase, "Bored now!"Only it'll be creepy...
Perfect Cell will have a British accent.Or he'll have King Cold's accent, but hey that's close enough to a British accent. As for imperfect Cell, he could sound and even more hilariously ironically enough he'll act like Nappa. This could be the reason why Vegeta physically best imperfect Cell instead of the reason why he originally did it, which was to test his powers.
When Cell changes forms the Pokémon evolution theme will play.
Kami will join Nail inside Piccolo's head.
There will be a history of Trunks special.Refer to episode 18 for the evidence.
Cell may be the first villain, who would be considered a potential threat Mr PopoSince Cell contains Sayian genetics, which makes him considerably more powerful after reviving and that he is capable of fully regenerating from a single cell, which means if allowed to exist Cell could potentially get even more powerful than Popo. So at the end of the cell saga where Gohan manages to kill cell for good, Mr Popo would go out of his way to drag Cell's soul straight to hell and would make regular trips (once a month) to make sure Cell stays in hell.
The Ricola guy from season one will turn out to have been Dr. Gero.He'll be pissed at the Z-Warriors because they keep blowing up his house. Well, more pissed at any rate.
Chi-Chi will castrate Mr. Shu off screen with a rusty carving knife.She lost her chance to do that to Krillin, so she settles for doing that to Gohan's Tutor.
Goku's "heart-disease" will be caused by the muffin button.Also it'll be cancer. The muffin button leaks radiation.
When Trunks kills Freeza, he'll annoy Freeza by spouting heroic phrases he's never heard of before.Think about it. What better way to rub it in Freeza's face that he's lost his way than to render his heroic phrase list useless?
Alternatively to the WMG above, Trunks will say the same Super Saiyan speech his father and Goku have said throughout the Namek Saga.Which, at this point, Freeza doesn't give a damn anymore and jots down how many times he's heard the particular phrase out loud again. Trunks will stop mid-speech and get mad not having his chance to humiliate him like Vegeta or Goku did.
Nappa will be Hercule's spokesperson.
Dende will stalk Gohan when he becomes guardian of earth.He already said he loved him and would jump at the chance of seeing him again.
Goku declined being wished back to Earth because he didn't trust Porunga.Basically, Goku's picked the worst time to follow the age-old advice of not going with strangers. He had never met or spoken to the Namekian Dragon, so he didn't know him. Then he'll complain that he had to find Earth all by himself because his friends didn't use Shenron to find him.
Dr. Gero will sound like Dr. Wily in the American cartoon.Y'know...that psuedo-austrian/russian accent.
Having Nappa and Chiaotzu's cells will affect Cell's personality greatly.It'll be revealed that Perfect Cell isn't any more inherently powerful than a boosted up Imperfect Cell-however Nappa's stupidity will prevent Cell from having the super-intelligence and focus needed to reach his potential. The reason why Dr Gero made Android 17 and 18 is because he needs to get rid of the inherent stupidity in Nappa. Chiaotzu's genes will be responsible for Cell's Pokemon-esque traits. Cell is a Bug/Fighting type.
Krillin will win Android 18's heart by spouting an endless stream of compliments.
Trunks' identity will get spoiled to the group during his first appearance.It doesn't hurt the timeline, somehow.
A theory in TFS forums is that #16 will be a BronyWhy Not?
There will be a Brick Joke when King Kai ends up killed by Cell's attempt at self-destruct.I mean seriously, they all but purposefully set it up with the exchange as to whether or not King Kai could die during the Namek Saga. It would be a crime for them to not do something to follow up when it actually happens.
The Gero Android's draining Piccolo will be turned into Black Comedy RapeThe original scene already had a Bad Touch vibe which could be turned Up to Eleven in the Abridged version.
Mr. Satan will be even stupiderGoing with how this series handled the Ginyu Force by taking the Super Sentai jokes Up to Eleven, they make Mr. Satan even dumber than Nappa.
When Gohan turns Super SaiyanChi-Chi will, as opposed to freaking out at the sight of him, will admire how cute he is. When he goes Super Saiyan 2, Gohan will turn evil and become absolute Nightmare Fuel. He will gain a creepy Voice Of Legion, because I doubt his voice actor can sound scary, and he'll swear revenge on everyone that he feels has wronged him, which he will declare everyone, ESPECIALLY Team Four Star for causing the pain he endures and the audience for enjoying it. Then Cell will power up to full strength and punch him the face because he's angry that Gohan is ignoring him.
Cell will be a Fourth Wall ObserverAnd he will the other characters to admit how catchy his Perfect Cell theme is.
There will be another training montageWe already had one musical for the filler when characters were training, so we'll have another one parodying some other song
Baby!Trunks will be like Stewie GriffinHe'll be intelligent and caustic, but most of the characters will either ignore this or simply not understand his baby talk. Also he'll loathe Vegeta and have a severe mommy complex towards Bulma.
Trunks's famous outburst about the androids will receive a lot of build-up
Marron will be one of Cell's victims.And Krillin will amend to the wish to exclude her from revival as payback for lying to him. This "bad boy" moment will turn 18 on to him.
Mr. Satan will believe The Cell Games is a movie.Additionally he'll think the Z-Fighters are co-stars and that announcer will be a Documentarian. Hercule will explain the energy attacks as being special effects, but he won't be dismissive of them, and will be genuinely excited to work on this project.
Cell's self-destruct will parody the WTF Boom memeKing Kai will say "What the Fuck!?!" when Goku brings Cell to King Kai's planet, then after the explosion, Bojack will provide the laughter as he finally gets to escape his prison. However, it will be pirate laughing. "Yar har har har!"
Goku's Heart Disease is caused by Space Denny's.One word: Baconnalia.
The Muffin Button is the reason Goku escaped Namek.Namely, all those muffins will call a certain derp-eyed pegasus to come flying in, taking Goku and the muffins to Equestria. He'll then learn teleportation from Twilight, which ends up getting called 'Instant Transmission'. The outfit will also be designed by Rarity because why not.
When Future Trunks first confronts the androids he will say
Goku chose not to be wished back because........He was at space Dennys.
The Cell Jrs. will basically be Sonic the Hedgehog copiesIn Dragon Ball Kai, when Cell unleashed them, one of them said "You're Too Slow!"
One of the Cell Jrs. will kill Yamcha like the Saibaman didAnd he'll have to be wished back again. Or not.
Cell will puke Android 18 on top of KrillinAnd the camera will zoom from the Earth as we hear Krillin cry, "Yessssssss!"
When 18 breaks Vegeta's arm......Tien will say "Looks like he's been... disarmed."
When Bulma finds out Trunks is her sonShe will pretend to be calm while screaming in her head.
The Kaio-Ken runnning gag will be replaced at least partially by Super Saiyan."Super what?"
Yamcha will not commit suicide in this timeline because Goku told him that he was his friend.Yamcha will comment about how he was on the verge of killing himself after learning of Bulma's pregnancy, but will stop when he remembers what Goku said to him years ago. But by this time, Goku will have already forgotten about it and will probably continue to see him as nothing more than The Chew Toy.
The medicine is totally grape flavored.And Goku will complain about it. Yeah, it saves his life, but...grape...
When Piccolo chews out Goku for throwing Gohan right into the lion's den and letting Cell nearly kill him (Which led to Goku's My God, What Have I Done? reaction in canon), he will initially not get to Goku until...He mentions Chi-Chi's reaction to Gohan's possible death. Goku may be dumb but even he knows how bad it is to get on the wrong end of Chi-Chi's wrath.
When Gohan becomes Super Saiyan for the first time..He will turn into the next Champion of Christmas. Goku did it during his False Super Saiyan moment so Gohan would do the same.
Bulma will still keep flirting with other guys even after marrying Vegeta.She already let Vegeta live in her house before flirting with Trunks. So odds are she is gonna keep at it. Heck she may even go cougar on Teen Gohan.
Android 19 will sound and act like Nappa.Which will be what triggers Vegeta's Super Saiyan transformation.
Android 18 will be totally Yandere for Krillin.In the canon, Android 18 flirted with Krillin more or less for shits and giggles, at least at first. As par for the course of an abridged series, this trait will be exaggerated to a ridiculous degree by having 18 walk up to Krillin and describe in detail what she's going to do to him as soon as she's killed the other Z fighters. Cue the kiss and leaving Krillin wondering if he should be terrified or turned on.
Goku won't take the medicine Trunks gave him because......he'll find out it's not bacon-flavoured like Trunks said.
Android 18 will be a parody of Six from the reimagined Battlestar GalacticaShe's a blonde, human-robot hybrid who ends up undergoing a Heel-Face Turn and having a relationship with one of the main characters. Bonus points if Krillin starts to hallucinate a "Head-18".
At the end of this saga, Yamcha will finally cut all ties with The Z-Fighters after finally having had enough of all the emotional abuse he suffered from them. As a result, his life will be become drastically better....His baseball career may skyrocket, becoming an icon around the leagues, super rich and successful and maybe even get a girlfriend or at least friends who actually care about him. If anything, him abandoning his so-called "friends" would be the best thing that ever happened to him. Though, since Goku did call him his friend eariler in the arc, maybe in the next one, the only reason he's even meeting them again is because of Goku...
Alternately, Yamcha still plans to commit suicide over Bulma sleeping with Vegeta.He just felt he couldn't leave everyone in the lurch when androids were going to attack. They'd take care of them, then he'd off himself. As for future appearances by him...Yamcha's pacifistic twin brother, anyone?
Goku will survive Cell's explosion, but SSJ2 Gohan will finish the job himself.His relationship with Goku has been getting progressively more tense, after all. He'll probably snap after he... well, snaps.
Cell will have twisted variations of the comedic qualities of the heroes his genes are made from.
Cell will either reference, or be an Expy of, Handsome Jack.
Androids 8, 13, 14 and 15 will be mentioned at some point.Given how Turles, Slug, Cooler and Bojack were all previously mentioned throughout the series, it makes sense that 13-15 would be mentioned at some point. As for where, maybe when Gero activates 17 and 18, or perhaps Cell will mention Gero making three androids that functioned similarly to himself, 17 and 18. And Android 8 will be mentioned as a Continuity Nod.
Android 16 is NappaCyborg Nappa. Cue "Million Dollar Nappa".
Android 17 will be this season's Ensemble Darkhorse characterIn the same vein as Nappa and Super Kami Guru. His Faux Affably Evil personality makes it look like this'll be the case. I Cannot Self-Terminate?" Finally, before Cell kills him, his severed arm will give a thumbs up to Gohan.
The bird that appears during Gohan's SSJ2 transformation will be Toriyama
Trunks blasting Vegeta after Vegeta was about to let Cell gain his Perfect Form will actually earn Vegeta's respectAs the Fridge page pointed out, Vegeta finds Bulma's bitchiness attractive because, as a Saiyan, he respects any and every form of violence. Trunks finally attacking him head on will make Vegeta have a So Proud of You Moment.
Kami and Nail will be BFFsThey're both pretty similar as Deadpan Snarkers who've have to put up with awful, psychotic, and immensely powerful beings.
Sometime after Piccolo and Kami fuse, there will be a Deadpool reference.
Gohan's lessons on cellular biology will be a Chekhov's Gun
Mr Satan will be the complete opposite of his canon counterpart.The previous two sagas introduced a character who's the complete opposite their canon counterparts(Mr Popo and Super Kami Guru for the Saiyan and Namek Sagas respectively), so why stop now? Instead of being an idiot blowhard, Mr Satan will be a genius who knows how screwed he is, but will try anything to stop Cell. Nobody will take him seriously.
Cell absorbing the Androids will be the biggest case of Nightmare Fuel in the series.Given Cell's status as the first villain to be taken seriously, once he absorbs an Android, it will be played up as sheer horror (with the Android in question breaking their usual self and screaming and crying for help as if they were about to be killed), and any jokes or quips made will instead add to the horror of both the Android "dying" and becoming part of him, and the fact that the already terrifying villain is about to get even worse.
Vegeta's Final Flash against Perfect Cell will actually be his rage breaking again.'Super' Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans, beaten by a giant green bug man, tell me he wouldn't lose it over that.
After absorbing Androids 17 and 18, Cell will be able to hear them inside his head like Piccolo can still hear Kami and Nail.Just like how Kami and Nail don't fade into Piccolo's subconscious in this series, both 17 and 18 will both be just as part of the initial Cell fight as the main characters. They'll make general observations about characters and snark at Cell, but their presence will add comic relief to the fight. And when Cell vomits 18 out, we'll still be able to hear 17 inside of Cell. Of course, when Goku pulls his Heroic Sacrifice and Cell is destroyed initially (and this in turn kills 17), we the viewers will stop hearing 17 when Cell returns. Their lack of input on what's going on will cause a major shift of tone in the fight and it will turn completely serious.
Future Episodes: Buu saga
Nappa will be the director of the movie that completely butchers the story of Cell's defeat.Either through a quick mention before playing the film or milking the idea for all it's worth, that is simply too good an idea to pass up.
Buu will be Popo's Eldritch Abomination unholy offspring.
By the time the Buu saga happens, every Z-Fighter will have brain damage.Most notably Goku, Vegeta, Krillin, Piccolo and Yamcha. The only ones possibly spared will be Tien and Chiaotzu and Gohan
Popo is the reason Buu will turn into Kid Buu.When Buu goes up to the tower, Popo throws Dende off the tower right? Well, in the abridged series, the only reason Popo hangs out with the Kami is because it's the most powerful being he can control. Once Buu comes along, he disposes of Dende, as Buu is more powerful, and allows himself to be absorbed, causing Buu to turn into Kid Buu.
When Piccolo and Krillin try to show Goten and Trunks how to do the Fusion Dance...They will accidentally fuse together into a hideous abomination that will never actually be seen onscreen. Cue reaction shots of the other characters screaming in horror.
Dabura will be Ambiguously Gay just as Zarbon was.In the original series, he did exhibit a little bit of queerness just like Zarbon did, so why not?
It would turns out that Buu and Popo are childhood (or closest equivalent for near immortal Demonic DjiinObiviously since it would be very likely that Popo would be old enough to remember the first comming of Buu and since Buu is easily capable of destroying barriers between diemesons and universes so its likely that Buu is close to Pop's power level
Majin Buu will be an intellectualThe complete opposite of his Psychopathic Man Child persona in the actual series.
There will be a Soylent Green joke in the Buu sagaThe joke is too obvious to pass up.
Majin Buu will kill Babidi for a different reasonInstead he'll kill him for busting a fat joke. There can be two or even more possibilities how this will go down.
Babidi and Majin Buu will act like Yzma and Krunk.
Buu Saga predictions
Someone will comment on how gay the fusion dance looks when it's introduced.They would have in the original series but the Radars prohibited it for obvious reasons. There's nothing holding Team Four Star back so why not?
Goten will be just like GokuAfter all, he looks just like Goku, right down to the hair. So why not make his personality the same?
Kid Buu will be the true form of Mr. Popo.Long ago, the Kais split Kid Buu in two halves, the "good" Mr. Popo and the evil Buu. They will combine and return to their original form. Then at the very end of the series...
Buu will become an Omnicidal Maniac when learning about Mr Popo.Buu's already unstable in his Fat form. Think about what would happen if a child with the power of a god would react to Mr Popo. Yeah, the results wouldn't be pretty. I wouldn't be surprised if Kid Buu is trying to tear reality apart to make sure Mr Popo will be Deader than Dead. And given Buu can tear down the walls of existence, there's a good chance he'll go after the producers for creating something like Mr Popo.
Babidi will be Affably Evil.As a complete contrast to his Smug Snake Jerkass canon self, Babidi will actually be a nice, almost kindly elder gentleman who just happens to be interested in universal domination. To add a level of creepiness, however, he'll still dispose of minions no longer needed, but he'll be completely unaware that its a bad thing-much like Majin Buu doesn't know right or wrong.
Alternatively, he'll be a parody of a Smug Snake.Babidi will be even more of an obnoxious Jerkass who's full of himself, however everyone, minor minions included, will be self-aware at how much of a Big Bad Wannabe he is, and are only working for him because he basically paid them. His minions know that he'll try to dispose of them, but since Babidi is a complete moron they don't think he'll even be able to do that. Which is exactly what Babidi will use, completely unintentionally. Even his own father Bibidi will look down on him because of this. In essence, Babidi will be the embodiment of the Villain Ball, with a distinct "Son, I am Disappoint" theme
Super Buu will out-Popo Mr. Popo.He is considered the worst of the worst even in-universe, killing people in almost under a minute. Hell, Buu KILLS Mr. Popo, and only an evil greater than Mr. Popo could kill Mr. Popo.
Buu won't assimilate Mr. Popo. Mr. Popo will assimilate Buu from within, making him the final enemy.
Blue Popo will be removed from inside Super Buu instead of/in addition to Fat Buu.Kid Buu came into being when all of Fat Buu's good was removed. Well, because of all the seeming ties Buu and Popo are likely to have, and Blue Popo is the "good" equivalent to normal Abridged!Popo...
Vegeta and Goku will have constant arguments with each other while they share a body as Vegito.Specifically, they will have a hard time coming up with a name for the fusion. The final name will probably be something ridiculous.
The Old Kai will have the voice of Old Gregg.Because an Abridged Series would be incomplete without a Shout-Out to The Mighty Boosh.
When Gohan turns into the Great SaiyamanVegeta will say "It's feeling Zarbon in here." Once the Fusion Dance is introduced, someone will say "It's feeling Saiyaman in here."
The reason why Goten and Trunks can turn Super Saiyan is...Muffin Button.
During the scene that Gohan dodges rocks that Goten chucks at him, off screen we'll hear Picollo shout "FINALLY!"
The whole 'DODGE' thing will come back to bite Gohan hard
Bulma's treatment of Yamcha will bite her in the assWhen Vegeta gets controlled by Babidi and kills the people at the world tournament, Bulma considers leaving Vegeta and uses Yamcha as a rebound.
Veggeto will play the same Memetic Badass jokes Popo doesIt's freaking Veggeto.
Ideas for how Vegetto will combine Goku and Vegeta's personalities
Gohan will call Chi Chi out on how she treats GotenIn canon she not only allows Goten to train but trains him herself.
Mr Popo will ensure Majin Buu becomes Kid Buu.Given how the response to Cell was "Well that's f***ing ominous", its implied that Mr Popo is not as powerful as him. Even if this is Perfect Cell he's talking about, Buu is one of the few entities who could make Popo seem like a maggot. Instead, Mr Popo will manipulate the powerful yet stupid Majin Buu to cause destruction and chaos. He'll help out Babidi gain the energy to awaken Majin Buu, and when Buu begins to turn nice, Mr Popo will hire the gunmen to hurt Bee. Or maybe not, since that may be too much. Super Buu will go berserk, but calm down and remain good...until Mr Popo goads Buu into devouring him. Super Buu gains certain personality traits when he assimilates others, so Mr Popo will ensure he remains a psycho. When Super Buu reverts to Kid Buu, the near-mindless shell will be ready for Mr Popo to completely take over as a pitch-black Kid Buu.
Buu will talk like Venturestein in Venture LibreTalking reasonably intelligently but completely excluding syntax.
When Gohan smacks Super Buu's attack away he'll quote what Nappa said way back when he smacked his attack away
Fusion Reborn Abridged. Gogeta will be the ultimate Deadpan Snarker (From Vegeta), and not even realize it (From Goku).
In History of Trunks abridged, when Future Vegeta dies, he will scream in much the same way he did in episode 18
There will be one episode based on the Garlic Jr. filler saga.And part of the Running Gag would be that he has sworn revenge on the Z Fighters for...something, and they don't even know who he is. (Maybe Krillin cut him off in traffic, who cares.)
The Garlic Junior Saga will lampshade the Negative Continuity of the movies
Garlic Jr. will be replaced by Guldo.Super Kami Guru released his hidden potential in Hell, causing Guldo to become the most powerful foe the Z Fighters have yet faced.
The driving school episode will be in the abridged series.Cause sure, it's pointless filler, but it's right up the Abridged series's alley and they could have a ball with the race and the psycho driving instructor.
If Team Four Star were to abridge Yo! Son Goku and His Friends Return!!...Yes, it's non-canon, but it would be interesting to see what the guys could do to redeem it. So, what could happen?
Lord Slug predictions...
Lord Slug is still alive.He's a part of Guru right? So when he so called died shouldn't Guru die with him because their the same being. When Goku hit slug with the spirit bomb it didn't exactly show he body being disintegrated the screen just flashed real white so there's a chance he still could be out there and he will show up in a future episode. It's either this or it's a plot mistake on the creator's part. Don't use the "well the movie's non-canon" excuse because shouldn't Guru died in that universe anyway?
Cooler's Revenge wild mass guessings
Mr. Popo will be the cause of Broly's defeatGiven that Broly's defeat with Vegeta giving more energy to Goku suddenly allows him to defeat Broly was such an Ass Pull, the energy that allowed him to defeat Broly will be provided by Popo. This may be as a Pet the Dog moment, Popo might actually be frightened of Broly and saw this as the best chance to kill him, or he'll save everyone just so he can torment them himself.
Mr Popo will be the cause of Broly's insanity.He had the power to invade the dreams of other Saiyans...
Broly is Mr. Popo's former student.
Zangya from the Bojack movie was Zarbon's girlfriend
Expect Lampshade Hanging on Bojack's accent movie time
There will be a special that is entirely non-canon.At this point, there are a few potential story arcs like one about Mr. Popo and one about Nappa being alive again. They already pushed the boundaries of canon with Guru becoming responsible for The Great Drought and being murdered by his own people, this can happen too.
Broly will be sedated.While under the influence of his father, he shall be under constant sedation. Slurring his speech and completely out of it, in a constant state of daze and confusion with every meal served with Xanax. Even when enraged by Goku's presence, he'd be under the effects of Flanderization with hims only saying "KAKAROT!" and being slightly dumber than Goku. But once out of sedation and mind control, Broly will be a Genius Bruiser and Deadpan Snarker, a complete opposite of Goku and giving out a butt-load of dark humor.
Broly will speak only in Kakarots.
When they see what remains of Cooler in the Big Gete Star, someone will comment that he's "20% Cooler."
Tapion (from Wrath of the Dragon) will be an Expy of Link.
Bills/Beers/Beerus will be introduced in a Battle of Gods Abridged as a colleague of Mr. Popo.
Broly will be a Butt Monkey
In movies 7 and 8, Future Trunks will refer to events in the main timeline and be ignored by the others
Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged Episode 2
Guru will say "I am hilarious and you will quote everything I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY."To which Ghost Nappa will say "I told you so!"
It will the same way as the first one.Nappa: And I'm alive... Or am I?
The episode after Recoome's defeat will feature a gag about everyone's voices changing.
Ginyu won't be trapped as a frog.
Everyone in the Ginyu Force has a Stand.It's already been shown that Guldo has The World. Other possibilities include Recoome having Wheel of Fortune (due to his super strength), Burter having Tower of Grey (due to his super speed), and Ginyu having Silver Chariot Requiem (due to his "Freaky Friday" Flip ability).
Guru will die because Nail dies.
Once Freeza goes to his 4th form...
There will be a space version of Facebook called Spacebook.
Vegeta didn't chew the Senzu Bean, and in a couple of episodes a beanstalk's going to sprout out of his stomach.After all, Goku was right about the Muffin Button, why not the Senzu Beans?
No One will be fooled by Ginyu's body swap.Krillin will notice Ginyu speaking intelligently, Gohan will tipped off by Ginyu attempting to pass as a realistic parent, and Vegeta will have assumed Ginyu was always going to do the body swap.
There will be a montage of all the bodies Ginyu has swapped with in the past.It will go from most to least recent. The final person at the end? Raditz.
Ghost Guru.Guru is going to die soon, and will haunt Nail. Nail's reason for fusing with Piccolo will be to prefer oblivion rather than listen to Guru forever. Then Guru will haunt Piccolo. Later Piccolo and Vegeta will compare notes on dealing with their respective ghosts, perhaps swapping ghosts for a day.
Like in the original anime, Ginyu will ultimately swap bodies with Bulma.Unlike the anime, Ginyu will stay in that body for the rest of the series and (s)he will team up with Ghost Nappa to torment Vegeta.
Gohan's Rant in Episode Nine will be Freeza's first original line since Bardock.
The Krillin Owned Counter is malfunctioning.In Episode 21 it turned 13 with Seizure Procedure. In Episode 23 it turned 13 again when Ginyu smacked Krillin. If it turns 13 again Krillin will take notice of this, which will cause a Krillin Owned moment that includes the previously uncounted moments, going straight from 13 to 16.
The 'Space Duck' joke will resume when Freeza confronts Team Three Star.When Gohan and Krillin first appeared before Freeza and his gang, Zarbon suggests that they were Space Ducks. Because Freeza has probably never seen humans before, he will assume that's what Gohan and Krillin (Or at least Krillin) are;
Freeza: To think, a renegade soldier and a pair of Space Ducks could foil Lord Freeza's plans like this.
Vegeta: Space what?
When Vegeta takes a nap in Freeza's ship Ghost Nappa will appear.In canon Vegeta napping is when Krillin and Gohan take the dragonballs to summon Porunga. While the dragon is granting wishes Vegeta just happens to wake up in time to get to the third wish. Here on the other hand Vegeta will be woken up by Ghost Nappa telling him the kids took his dragonballs. Cue The Scream.
When Porunga is summoned Krillin will wish for more wishes.Or at least he'll try to, thinking that three wishes = a genie. The point will be to wish for personal stuff, or to make a wish for Toei Animation to put the removed episodes back on YouTube. Porunga will either deny the wish (Krillin Owned Moment), or allow the extra wishes but have Super Kami Guru die before any can be used (Krillin Owned Moment).
Vegeta will piss himself at some point in the battle against Freeza, probably when he dies.Because Vegeta never got to the toilet before going to confront the other members of Team Three Star.
Freeza is going to have a Villainous BreakdownThe signs have been showing, with him not having anyone to get angry for him anymore, and the way he explodes at Zarbon and Nail suggest that he is starting to lose his cool.
When Freeza reaches his final form, his voice will be just like Little Kuriboh's.
The Hallelujah Chorus will play when Krillin dies.Just because he's The Chew Toy.
When Krillin dies...Let's guess...
When Krillin dies, the Krillin Owned counter will be involved in some variation of the "too soon" joke.i.e. "Krillin Owned Count: 16"
Why Goku goes Super Saiyan in Dragon Ball Abridged.
The more Goku fights Freeza, the more Freeza gets annoyed by him, and eventually loses all of his calm, witty personality, and will act kind of like Vegeta to Goku.
Popo is going to scare Shenlong into obeying the protagonists again.Canonically, the next time he appears, Popo is going to do the summoning. The latest, admittedly noncanon, movie shows that he's starting to get resentful of the protagonists. Popo frightens everything. QED.
The wish for everyone killed by Freeza's men to be returned to life will include Nappa.
When Goku tries to use Freeza's ship he will find a muffin button.Because Freeza secretly loves space muffins.
Goku will drop his Man Child status when transforming into a Super Saiyan.I kinda think this is a possibility. There's two flavors of it too. Version one: Seeing Krillin get killed will trigger the transformation like normal and he'll be deathly serious, contrasting his normal Man Child status. He will probably also drop a swear in when he tells Gohan to get away. This will end, however, once he isn't in Super Saiyan form and possibly only come back in minor shades since that point.
Goku will suddenly appear as Super Saiyan out of nowhere.His explanation: Muffin button.
When Freeza says Namek will explode in five minutes we'll get a countdown clock.
If the show goes into the dead Z-Fighters Vs the dead Ginyu Force, Guldo will be the leader.Similar to the Raditz theory, as he's the first to die he'll be the creepy ass tyrant that the others are afraid of.
The fight between Goku and Freeza will mention the Fandom Rivalry between Naruto The Abridged Series and Naruto The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show.Since Goku and Freeza are voiced by their respective creators, it's very likely. This will lead to Freeza blowing up Namek.
Super Saiyan Goku: You killed my people, Vegeta, and my best friend. I hate you more than Sasuke hates the log.
Freeza: (Awestruck) Did you just make a Naruto Abridged reference? Are your standards that low?
Goku: Hey, I like Naruto Abridged!
Freeza: Oh, so you're one of the ten fans that still watches that show after the movie, huh? I hope you enjoy Mermaid Melody Fandub jabs and Sasuke getting sueded by Subway Coupons.
Goku: Oh, they only used those jokes once!
Goku: Of course. I mean, heaven forbid that you doubt the word of LittleKuriboh. We all know his abridged series is a thousand times better.
Freeza: (Getting annoyed) Was that sarcasm?
Goku: Noooo. It's true. I mean, we all know Naruto reminding us 20 times an episode that he smokes is hilarious. And Kakashi being David Bowie, because he looks exactly like him. I mean, why wait until the Fourth Hokage is introduced to make those jokes?
Freeza: You're starting to piss me off!
Goku: Also, brilliant move constantly reminding everyone of Naruto The Abridged Movie's constant delays.
Goku: Settle down Freeza. LittleKuriboh still has Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series. Granted, it hasn't made me laugh in 20 episodes, but it's still good.
Freeza: THAT'S IT!!!! You've done it now! This planet and everyone on it is cosmic dust now!Freeza unleashes a deathball and sends in Namek's core
Freeza: In five minutes, this planet will blow.
Goku: That's not fair!
Freeza: Then you should have kept your mouth shut.
Freeza: In five minutes, this planet will blow.
Goku: Just like LittleKuriboh in general.
Super Saiyan Goku: You killed my people, Vegeta, and my best friend. I hate you more than Sasuke hates the log.
Freeza: (Awestruck) Did you just make a Naruto Abridged reference? Are your standards that low?
Goku: Hey, I like Naruto Abridged!
Freeza: Oh, so you're one of the ten fans that still watches that show after the movie, huh? I hope you enjoy Mermaid Melody Fandub jabs and Sasuke getting sued by Subway Coupons.
Goku: Oh, they only used those jokes once!
Freeza: Yeah, but there's a thousand more jokes like that.
Goku: Naruto Abridged has never relied on catchphrases so much as Yu-Gi-Oh!
Freeza: At least LittleKuriboh can sit down for five minutes to work on an episode. Vegeta3986 clearly has other plans.
Goku: He works on the show when he has the inspiration, unlike the bland and uninspired bullsh*t LittleKuriboh has been putting out for the past year!
Freeza: THAT'S IT! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!
When Freeza kills Krillin, we'll see split-second clips of all the previous 'owned' counts.Up until Goku goes Super Saiyan, screaming, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!"
When Goku turns Super Saiyan, his dialogue to Freeza will simply be, "My name is Son Goku. You killed my buddy. Prepare to die."Unless he's talking to someone else, which it'll be; "My name is Son Goku. He killed my buddy. He's going to die."
Freeza will use those one-ups.He got two of them from stabbing Krillin enough times. That's just enough for him to live through Goku's Spirit Bomb and Namek exploding.
Vegeta will haunt Freeza.
The Freeza saga will only last five episodes.
Goku will accidentally cause a second Saiyan genocideI could see something like this happen after he'd have made his wish.
When Krillin dies, he'll end up in Hell/HFIL.He is The Chew Toy after all. When he arrives, he'll go "Oh come on, Bulma was in her underwear for WEEKS!" However, this will be a Brick Joke. Krillin will unite with Vegeta and Nappa, in order to get revenge on Freeza, haunting him until he snaps. While Nappa agrees quickly(hey, Freeza was awfully evil and made him seem foolish), this isn't the case with Vegeta, until:
Goku will give Freeza a second chance and also give him some energy because Freeza will say he is "sorry".Too bad no one else thought of this first.
Some reference will be made to the Bulma/Ginyu filler story that never actually happens in this continuity.
Vegeta will suffer Sanity Slippage.He already went (temporally) batshit insane in episode 18, and he actually started crying in 27...
Nappa isn't really The Ditz.
Nappa could turn Super Saiyan.
Dende will be Batman.While on Earth Dende will pick up a comic book and realize that Super Kami Guru's comparison was correct. Then after taking over Kami's job Dende will get bored and become Batman just for something to do.
Hercule. That is all.
Goku will be an even more of a neglectful parent to Goten.
Mr. Popo is BEN.It would definitely explain his utter scariness. As well, DBZA didn't come out until long after BEN got online.
Guru caused the Great Drought.
Zarbon's girlfriend name is Chuck... lina.That's right, Chucklina, a regular female of his species, she works for Freeza as mission support or something like that, though Freeza don't even know that she exists, now how is this?
Raditz will be the true villain of the series.Remember all the back to episode three, where Yemma said that Raditz escaped? That will come back to haunt them all, when it turns out that he's been training since the Sayian Saga. After fifteen years, he's now a Super Sayian 3, capable of becoming a Golden Ape/Super Sayian 4 and will end up killing the entire cast. Krillin, however, gives Raditz one final blow after his Limit Break meter is filled, and his Owned Count will disappear.
Raditz is named after the Dragon Ball Abridged universe equivalent of the dollar.When Bardock saw his first son, he realized his power was insignificant and unremarkable. Accordingly, he was named after the same basic unit of currency that can get you a small sundae at Spacey's.
Trunks in the show won't be a planned childBulma will "forget" to take her pills in hopes of making Vegeta less likely to go back to being an evil dick.
Possible Ensemble Dark Horse for later sagasThe Saiyan Saga had Nappa and the Namek Saga had Super Kami Guru.
Yamcha washing King Kai's car will be a Chekhov's GunJust like he thought, the Karate Kid method ends up making him a better fighter, having him kill a future Big Bad.
Gohan is gonna be more scarier than Popo.He already told off his own psycho of a mother, odds are sometime during the Cell Saga he will scare Popo.
SSJ2 Gohan will be far scarier than Popo.Reason? SSJ2 Gohan was a total Ax-Crazy maniac, personifying Beware the Nice Ones. Given Abridged Gohan has a habit of being quite aggressive when pushed too far, its only fitting for SSJ2 Gohan to make Mr. Popo look harmless by comparison. There'll be an equivelant to Vegeta's scream, in which we hear everyone's reaction.
When Dende becomes the new Guardian of Earth...
Nail will become a good version of Ghost Nappa
Nappa was a Mole working for Freeza.In episode 25, after the flashback about Freeza killing King Vegeta, Vegeta asks how he knew about the parts he wasn't there for, right? Well someone had to have set this up. After all, Freeza seemed too prepared about King Vegeta's arrival. Then, Nappa telling Vegeta that their planet was destroyed seemed rehearsed. Then, Nappa intentionally left his scouter transmission on the entire time, notifying Freeza about the Dragonballs. Finally, Freeza ordered Nappa to keep Vegeta in check, and the best method was "stupidity." Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if this was revealed. The Jafar hat just spelled it out loud for the rest of us. I haven't figured out a reason why he'd do this, yet...
Goku will start trying to be a proper dad after the Freeza SagaObviously, for this, the Super Saiyan Transformation will give him an epiphany of sorts and he'll actually try talking to Gohan and taking care of him for real. However, he still wouldn't understand sarcasm and when Piccolo suggests sending out Gohan to fight Perfect Cell as a sarcastic response...
Gohan would be a guest star on The Big Bang Theory.Well not literally, but he would fit right in with the cast. Plus if he can't outsmart Sheldon he can blast him.
Vegeta's Heel-Face TurnAfter Freeza kills him, Nappa will annoy him while he's in hell non-stop. To avoid this, he becomes a good guy so he'll never see Nappa again after death.
Mr. Popo is the only male Jynx in existence.The resemblance is pretty uncanny.
Bulma actually IS a virgin, for the sake of setting up a blood joke.Contrary to Roshi's claim of "Bulls**t!", Bulma actually was saving herself for Yamcha. Only she'll dump him before actually doing the deed so Team Four Star can make a joke involving the, er, blood-letting with Vegeta after Baby!Trunks is born.
#18 will marry Krillin because she thinks that bald is sexy.She will choose Krillin because Tien's third eye freaks her out, and and Piccolo don't come with all tools.
Grandpa Gohan dropping infant Goku on the head did more than erase most of his Saiyan instincts.It's the cause of his Man Child status in general. After the fight with Vegeta it was heavily implied that Goku's mental capacity dropped because of brain damage, correct? Well the brain damage he suffered when he was a baby basically retarded him and not just his Saiyan ambitions.
Krillin actually is an Albino Namekian
Mr. Popo is Nyarlathotep.I say this because, like Nyarly, Popo has a black avatar, is sadistic, and is wrong despite looking like a person. Plus they're both Nightmare Fuel. This may explain why even the Kami's are wary of him. It also would make Popo even more terrifying.
When Goku blows up King Kai's planet, he will be revealed to be a Not-So-Harmless Villain
Mr. Popo is Kami's Angel of Death.And that's how he knows when people are going to die. Alternatively, Reality may just be bending to his wishes. When he says someone is going to die, The Universe makes it so. Why?
Guru's death wasn't as much of a dick move as you'd think.
Mr. Popo additionally posseses the same abilities as a Ju-on.This would clearly explain his ability to be so mentally overwhelming without even trying. As well as the ability to assimilate people as he demonstrated on Blue Popo, his ability to appear out of nowhere for no logical explanation and the ability to overshadow inanimate objects such as the moon as seen in Make a Man out of you. This would most importantly explain why literally every little thing is absolutely terrified of him and last but not least his permanent death stare.
Mr. Popo will turn out to be the true villian in this series.Because he seems a little bit to evil to be a good guy, it wouldn't be surprising if it turned he is the evil puppetmaster in the show.
Zarbon's girlfriend will appearAnd just like Freeza suspected, her name is Chuck.
Sarcasm/sardonicness/insensitiveness runs in the Namekian raceIt just a little bit more than a coincedence that every namekian on here in stuck-up snivy and touche, that part where that namekian village was nice to Vegeta could of been to just set up a joke( the kind of look at that fine young man then that fine young man terrorizes the place joke). In addition to them being so reserved as in the original series they are slightly snobby.
Other besides seemingly invincible super villains Vegeta also possesses an additional fear in this series.And it is real annoying people, not really counting Krillin because he isn't that much annoying.
Mr. Popo is ParallaxAfter all, Parallax is the embodiment of fear, and Mr. Popo is practically fear incarnate.
Gohan will become a slacker
18 with a a flirtThey'll exaggerate that scene where she flirts with Krillen and build her personality around, and Krillen will fall in love with her at first sight.
That line Popo said about 'giving them a couple hundred years' isn't just a throwaway line.Dragon Ball Abridged will end with a "Where Are They Now?" Epilogue incorporating scenes from Dragon Ball GT (I seriously doubt they want to try actually abridging that) and it will end with Popo looking down, seeing Goku Jr. and Vegeta Jr., going 'fuck this', and they lay waste to the earth (again, using clips from GT with Popo's and Shenron's laughs thrown in). Granted, the time between Popo's wish and Goku Jr. is more like 120-something years than two hundred, but his patience could run thin...or he's running on different year lengths than us. Hell, 120 Earth years is roughly 196 Venusian years, so close enough.
Popo is now immortalAssuming that Popo's assimilation works like that of Cell's and Buu's, Popo has likely gained immortality by assimilating Garlic Jr.. Let that sink in for a moment.
Trunks (or at least Future!Trunks) will be gay.Vegeta will make more jokes that come off homophobic, and Trunks will out himself offhand flippantly. Nothing much is made of it except by Vegeta adding it to the list of issues that tick him off about Trunks. (Possibly out of past experiences coughprisonbitchcough). But by end of Cell, he's gets over it alongside realizing he actually sort of likes his son.
Roshi has Alzheimer's.He was trained by Korin decades ago, but was completely surprised by the fact that he was a talking cat at the beginning of Season 2.
Goku is Obfuscating StupidityDon't get me wrong, he's definitely a genuine idiot. (Pocket bacon, anyone?) But he plays up his idiocy to an insufferable degree. It's managed to drive both Freeza and Vegeta into a Villainous Breakdown. His real intelligence is what we see when he enters his Super Saiyan state, to show that he's not playing around anymore. He's still stupid enough to fall for Freeza's pizza offer though.
Yamcha will snap sometime in the series
Future!Vegeta was completely different to Present!VegetaGoku says that he left Freeza and King Cold to the rest of the group meaning that they managed to beat the two without him. During this fight Vegeta gained respect for the other Z fighters and tore Goku a new one on leaving Frieza and Cold for them to handle. After this he ended up sleeping with Bulma in a victory celebration which culminated in Yamcha's depression peaking and his suicide which Vegeta expressed sincere regret over. When Goku died of a heart attack he trained Gohan and occasionally checked in on Chi Chi to see if she was alright. This leads Future!Trunks to believe that Present!Vegeta is similar and he's going to be pretty upset about it.
Mr. Popo is a Super-HumanVegeta was right: Those other slackers just haven't been trying hard enough.
Trunks will call Vegeta out
When Freeza kills Vegeta, Ghost Nappa will appear saying 'Now who am I going to haunt?'
Cell will be haunted by Ghost Nappa.It's likely that Ghost Nappa is all in Vegeta's head. So since Cell has Vegeta's genes, he'll se Ghost Nappa also, being annoyed with Vegeta.
When Vegeta dies he will become a ghost and haunt Freeza.Vegeta killed Nappa, so Nappa haunts Vegeta. Freeza will kill Vegeta, so Vegeta will haunt Freeza. Vegeta will use this to distract/piss off Freeza during his fight with Goku.
When Vegeta dies he will become a ghost and kill Ghost Nappa.Then Ghost Ghost Nappa will haunt Ghost Vegeta.
Ghost Nappa is all in Vegeta's head.Earth screwed him up so badly that he has created a voice for all his frustration when he's unconscious or has just lost it. And that voice is Ghost Nappa.
Vegeta turns Super Saiyan because of Ghost Nappa.
Cell will cause Vegeta to use final flash by talking like Nappa.
Future Trunks will be haunted by Ghost Nappa.With Vegeta not around in the future timeline, Nappa will need someone else to bother (because haunting is far too much fun to give up), and what better choice than his former hauntee's son? Ghost Vegeta will be nowhere to be seen because he's avoiding Nappa.
Future appearances of Ghost Nappa.Will include the following:
Ghost Nappa will play a crucial part in Freeza's defeat.When Vegeta is near-death, he won't tell that Freeza blew up his planet(Goku looked it up on Space Twitter), but focus all of his hatred on Freeza. Since Ghost Nappa is Vegeta's inner rage, Ghost Nappa will haunt Freeza. This won't be noticable to him until Goku turns Super Saiyan, giving Nappa enough rage to manifest. Slowly but surely, Nappa's presence will drive Freeza nuts, causing a Villainous Breakdown that helps Goku beat him. After Freeza dies, Ghost Nappa will die with him. When Cell pops up, due to being part Freeza some of Nappa's personality will be reincarnated in him.
Nappa, or at least Ghost Nappa, will somehow be the cause of Vegeta's Majin transformation.It would be funny as hell seeing Nappa or at least the thought of Nappa pissing Vegeta off so hard that it will be the cause of his second 180. There are two(or even more) possible ways this could undergo.
Resurrected Nappa will be Mr Satan's manager.He'll be responsible for Hercule Satan's Fake Ultimate Hero status, and train him in battles. During the Cell games, he'll give the following advice to Mr Satan
The Jockstrap Incident
Jockstraps used to be part of the uniform
There will be a Paragon Interrupt.Since Vegeta performed a Renegade Interrupt in episode 20, expect to see a Paragon Interrupt later in the series.
The series will eventually be cancelled.
This and Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series take place in the same universe.It would explain the crossovers, and how Ghost Nappa is Mokuba's father. Either in the past, or is happening at the same time-the other show doesn't notice because they're too busy playing a children's card game to care.
What was terrifying about Super Kami Guru's rule during the great drought?"Those albino Namekians DESERVED IT!"
Earth's layout in Dragon Ball Abridged is like Real Life's instead of Dragon Ball's.After all, how can there be a Space Australia without... Earth... Australia?
Chiaotzu's Self Destruct foreshadowed what Nappa really was.In the Pokemon world, Self Destruct is a "Normal" type move. Normal types can not affect Ghost types. Ergo....
The currency in the universe is space dollars.Or space zeni or space moneys. Besides there's a space denny's so why not?
There will be a video of Jeice doing a Zero Punctuation style reviewPossibly of a Dragon Ball Z game.
The creator of this new series is a big Denny's fan.Mcdonald's, or KFC is a popular successful and even nutritious restaurant, why else choose Denny's, it's not like Subway, and it's Grand Slam isn't or never was the thing so why it would be so popular in their universe?
There will be a crossover between this series and Yu-gi-oh the Abridged Series.An actual, proper and episodic series. Admit it, it would be awesome.
The scenes where Gohan is being squeezed will make squeaky noises also.It's just too much for the creators to pass up. To add to this, someone will comment how Goku did the exact same thing when he was being squeezed. Alternatively it will make another hilarious noise like a fart noise or something in that category, or maybe even a disturbing sound.
Grandpa Gohan's actions will be given a Cerebus RetconThat fall? Actually GG attempted to murder Goku due to his early Saiyan behavior.
Voice predictions for future characters.
Goku's first encounter with Popo was the origin of a certain catchphrase.
Yoshis were originally native to Namek.Stupid as he is, Goku did point out that Namekians and Yoshis have a lot of similarities; they both have No Biological Sex, are green, and originate from eggs. Turns out that Yoshis were domesticated by Namekians. However, the drought caused Yoshis to become feral, and in order to find new food, began eating the Namekians. Namekians weren't powerful enough, and they couldn't use their Dragonballs to kill the Yoshis since they wished to be immortal(which is why Yoshi can fall off a clift in the games and be completely fine). The Namekians decided to wish them to a completely different universe to keep them as far away as possible, but in revenge(or because they were dicks) the Yoshis made a quick previous wish for all the 1-Ups to follow them. Any 1-Up that escaped due to a technicality crashed on other planets. Krillin somehow got hold of three 1-Ups: two were taken by Freeza, and the last prevented Krillin from dying due to his horns(yeah, he was healed, but I don't think "impaled by horn" can be healed by Little Green). The Yoshis landed in the Super Mario Bros. universe because Porunga was fond of them.
Cell with kill NappaAt the Cell games, Nappa will show up and Cell will get annoyed an kill him, prompting Vegeta to root for him during his fight with Goku. Shenron will also break the rules and revive Nappa just to annoy Vegeta.
The Cell games will also have a bunch wrestling jokesIt seemed to work well for the Ginyu Force, so why no do it again?
This show is canon and takes place with the actual Dragon Ball Z events. This show is a canon apparently humourous Mirror Universe to the original Dragonball Z show.A lot of freaky things existed in the original dragonball Z universe to anthropomorphic animals to different dimensions, so what about alternate reality dimensions. This show is really a dimension not showing how things in the DBZ universe could of alternatively ended but a universe showing how things could of happened alternatively with of course the same results. It's a hypothetical/non-hypothetical(Because the end results are still the same) universe of the DBZ world.
Orpheus (Vegeta's spirit animal) will come back in the series.He will serve to multiple propourses, ranging from pushing Vegeta that one extra mile he needs in fights/training, giving him general advice and, most importantly, serving as last connection to sanity against Ghost Nappa's constant rambling, who knows, maybe Vegeta's heel face turn in this series might be because of Orpheus, and not only contact with Future Trunks. (before anyone mention his death or the fact he never appear again in the original series, check his entry on the character page, for appearances, he is small enough, shouldn't be too hard to edit him in a shot or two.)
There'll be mention of a Space Netflix.Think about it. They mentioned Space Hulu, right?
How Nappa got Vegeta's spaceship's phone number.Dr. Briefs told him as payback for Vegeta stealing his scotch.
Mr. Popo is secretly testing humanityHe needs a dread army, after all.
Citizen Nappa will be hugely popular in-universeOr alternately it will be popular in Future Trunks' timeline but not the main one.
Nappa will be Hercule's manager in the Cell and Buu sagas.Nappa's already signed him on as an actor, so it'd make sense that Hercule would have Nappa as his manager when he turns to competitive fighting. It'd make sense, as it'd be a great opportunity for Team Four Star to throw in a few Nappa cameos during the later sagas, and because Nappa gave Hercule his stage name.
KaiserNeko is reading this page.He is a troper, after all. One gets the idea he's intentionally jossing our ideas for the sake of being original.
The "Legendary super swine" will make a future appearance.He'll be one of the original character's in the series, with the exception of the name change to legendary super swine.
Goku's bad parenting skills will be explored in the third seasonFor all we know, Goku's bad parenting and Gohan's developing sense of hatred towards Goku will be rammped up during season three. But this will be actually explained as a genetic trait of Saiyans. To elaborate, Vegeta will find out Bulma's preggers and regale his abusive childhood. Saiyans, being the warrior race that they are, have few kids because their natures don't allow them to raise their children naturally, they see them as competition later on and fight them when they mature. Vegeta confines to Goku that he doesn't want a son for this reason as he just doesn't want to be a father and deduces why Goku doesn't hate Gohan is because of his brain injury.
The primitive Saiyan Bardock impregnated by kicking it was one of his ancestors.Making Bardock his own ancestor.
Vegeta meaning of first immortality, then the bitchesHe meant he was going to conquer Felarya and assemble a harem of the planet's giant women, then kill the Guardians because they made him angry at some point.
The series will have a Season ZeroIt will have vastly different versions of the characters like Yamcha being treated the The Ace from early on the main show.
Popo kicked Kami out of the lookout because he didn't want Kami to see him butcher Garlic and his men.In addition to the booty call, he knew Garlic was coming. He knew Kami would disapprove of his methods, so he sent him away so he wouldn't have to see him do the horrible things Popo gets off on.
Goku is the reason the Warrior comics series was so shortThe Doctor discovered the comic and needing to destroy it and everything related to, he brought the biggest fish he could find on short notice. Knowing threatening Christmas is Berserk Button for Goku, he showed him the entirety of Warrior Christmas, prompting Goku to temporally enrage into a super saiyan 3 Hulk and destroy the Warrior, the terrain of estimate, and every other thing in the comic that shouldn't exist.
Being near the dragon balls causes Popo to get highThat is why he was high when he summoned Shenron.
Every super-dramatic moment in the show will be played straight at least to some degreeFuture Gohan's death, Gohan's transformation to Super Saiyan 2, Future Trunks getting impaled by Cell, Majin Vegeta's sacrifice... All of them will be played seriously. And they will be even more tear-jerkingly awesome than the actual show.
Kami will turn into a Phrase Catcher as a running jokeSo far there have been a couple of instances where Kami butts into a scene, prompting the character who had the most lines in that scene to shout "And then there's this" followed by what is intended to be a derogatory remark, but sometimes is used for a Last-Second Word Swap. This will just keep happening whenever Kami shows up to offer wisdom until he's absorbed by Piccolo, after which it'll just happen with Piccolo and Nail once.
Mr. Popo's Adaptional Villainy is a Deconstruction of his Memetic Badass status in the regular seriesHere me out with this one. Popo not doing anything in canon had an obvious reason, nearly everybody note was stronger than him, but people still made him a Memetic Badass. This series plays those up by making him as powerful as the memes say, but it also has to come up with reason why he doesn't just solve everything in five seconds. The reason, which works out for Rule of Funny, is that he's almost completely heartless and doesn't care one way or another what happens.
King Yemma was referring to Princess SnakeWhen he hears Vegeta's rage break, he asks if it's his wife, and implying they're divorced.
The Vegeta x Bulma interactions are a Take That to the pairing.Vegeta and Bulma in DBZ Abridged seem to have little interest in each other beyond raging hormones and bitchiness, and nothing suggesting a more emotional connection. While this could just be Rule of Funny, it could also be a critique on their canon interactions: Team Four Star considered the two to be Strangled by the Red String, and as such portrays it as nothing more than physical. A similar scenario may also apply to Vegeta being even more of a dick: they had a hard time buying Vegeta's Heel-Face Turn, so he's a Jerkass even by the canon's standards.
Popo summoning Shenron in Episode 30 foreshadowed the end of the series.This assumes that TFS will do an Abridged GT in the future. But recall what was said when Popo summons Shenron is episode 30. The dragon asked his master if it was time to lay waste to to the world. Only for Popo to give humanity a few more years to sort themselves out. So instead of evil versions of Shenron appearing due to overuse of the Dragonballs, they appear because Popo decided that the world was beyond saving due to all the crap that had happened and now was the time to attack, therefore making Popo the ultimate big bad of the series.
Bra/Bulla will be Bulma's cloneVegeta took over one thousand shots to the dick in return of cooler. Him and Bulma barely got along outside of one physical fling for Trunks. Bra/Bulla is DBZ abridged's Superboy mostly Bulma but partly Goku to spite Vegeta and give her saiyan blood