Let Us Never Speak of This Again
"I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me!... Don't tell the elf."
because a character must perform an act that is either against their nature or which they have vehemently and constantly protested against doing. Said action can also be just plain humiliating or all of the above—to all parties, perhaps. When this act is aided or witnessed, a character insists that either they must all never speak of this again, ever
; or that a specific person who is guaranteed to ride them never hears of it. A common reply to comply with the sentiment is say something to the effect of "Speak about what again?".
This trope can be used to introduce a Noodle Incident
, with one character reminding the other they promised never to speak of that again. Alternatively they may have just completed the action, make some passing reference to how unusual or interesting it was, and then pull this line.
Subversions can occur when the character(s) kept in the dark reveal themselves to have known all along or if the character who would have used the incident as ammunition, against all expectations, chooses not
to do so. Sometimes that somebody will bring it up again and earning the reaction "I thought we agreed to never speak of it again" or something close to that.
It can be parodied by the person(s) who are told to never mention it again being genuinely unaware of what happened for whatever reason, leading them to ask something like "Speak about what again?", which is then taken by the person wanting the secret kept as a joke implying compliance with their wish.
Compare You Didn't See That
, Never Say That Again
, That Didn't Happen
, and Big Lipped Alligator Moment
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Anime & Manga
- Mahou Sensei Negima!:
- Asuna says this to everybody after an unfortunate incident involving The World Tree that turns Negi into "the kissing Terminator" who forces her into a french kiss... for so long that she nearly suffocates. Negi is still totally unaware that this happened.
- It happens again later under very similar circumstances, only this time the kisser was a Negi duplicate gone out of control, and the victim (and person saying it) was Akira.
- In the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX dub, Elemental Heroes Sparkman and Avian realize they were brainwashed into loving the Maiden in Love: "Guy pact — this didn't happen, okay?"
- During the first Yu-Gi-Oh!, Kaiba sums up the Noah filler arc as a "complete waste of [his] time and effort, so let's move on and pretend that nonsense never happened."
- In the Naruto anime filler episode where Shino laughs and displays his sense of humor, he informs the title character in no uncertain terms to not mention it to anyone.
- In Haiyore! Nyarko-san, the Pretty Freeloaders are setting up their own rooms and Mahiro goes to see how they're coming along. He walks into Cuuko's room and sees it's a Stalker Shrine to Nyarko...and Cuuko herself is in the middle of humping a body pillow with Nyarko's picture on it. Mahiro silently backs out, closes the door, and says "I'll just pretend I didn't see that."
- In episode 10 of Free, the swim club is having lunch at Goro's place when his stack of swimsuit magazines gets knocked over. As he picks them up, he looks them over and realizes that Miho Amakata is his favorite model, Marin-chan. He starts going all, "Oh my god, I was your biggest fan!" Miho gets very angry (she is not proud of her past as a model) and orders him to drop the matter and never mention it again.
- In Chaos War #3, while under the influence of Venus's magic song, Amadeus admits to Thor that he loves him. Thor says he loves him too, and then says not to speak of it ever again.
- Scott Pilgrim:
- A panel featuring these exact words appears in volume 4, after Scott discovers a drunken Knives and Kim making out.
- Volume 6 had Scott and Knives making out, after coming to terms with the end of their relationship. It was horrible. For everyone. And that includes you!
- The Red and Green Hulks agree on this following the Compound Hulk incident in Hulk #30.
- In Transformers Animated: The Arrival #2, after Professor Princess blackmails Starscream into not attacking her (by threatening to broadcast an image of him in a wig and makeup◊ around the galaxy), a rather perturbed Starscream says this and flies off.
- Nikola Tesla made Atomic Robo promise that he would shoot Charles Fort and HP Lovecraft if they should ever mention The Tunguska Event.
- In Fables, Prince Charming and Beauty are working in an office during a heatwave. Nearly delirious, they briefly make out. They awkwardly agree never to bring it up again, especially not in the presence of her husband, Beast.
- Subverted in the new Ms. Marvel. Wolverine would very much like to not talk about the heroine carrying him on her back when he was wounded, but the girl unfortunately already uploaded the story on the internet.
- Thereafter, every filler or otherwise irrelevant chapter was ended by the narrator saying "...And they never did."
- Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Movie gives us this exchange:
Well, it's the end of the movie. All in all, it was kinda disappointing. Téa:
I can't help but feel it was all just a cheap cash-in made to promote a bunch of cards. Grampa Moto:
It's almost like this whole story was thrown together at the last minute. Pegasus:
I agree. So, from now on, let's pretend it never happened.
- Freeza from Dragon Ball Abridged has one of these after an awkward conversation with Zarbon after the latter mentions his girlfriend.
Oh... and all this time I could've sworn you were— ...never mind. Zarbon:
What? You thought I was single? Freeza:
Well, no, I just... I thought you were into... you know, it really doesn't matter. Zarbon:
Well it matters to me, because, frankly it sounds like you thought I was— Random Minion:
Lord Freeza! Vegeta's broken out of the healing—TAAAAANK!
(dies by ki blast
Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never.
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fanworks:
- Getting Back on Your Hooves: Trixie feels this way about her confrontation with Fluttershy's "ninja chicken".
- Post Nuptials: When Fluttershy and Iron Will are walking through the Canterlot hedge maze during the wedding reception, they stumble across Octavia and Vinyl Scratch making out and quickly walk away.
Iron Will: Did you see...
Iron Will: Me neither.
- In Magnetism, after Angel launches Rainbow Dash (and, by accidental extension, Fluttershy) into the Everfree Forest, and the two pegasi work their way out, the two hug, and:
Their glares communicated much to the other and while the majority of their exchange consisted of varied insults and death threats, the one message they both shared for the other was, "Let us never speak of this again."
- Hard Reset: Twilight and Spike have this as a standing arrangement regarding her time as an Emo Teen.
- Happens in The Legend of the Enchanted Spatula for some reason.
Luna: You can't blame me for what happened. I don't even know where the cultists found that much jam living inside a volcano, much less how they kept it from going bad.
Celestia: You could have warned me about the ferrets, at the very least. And then to top it all off this "epic artifact of immense power" turns out to be—
Luna: The book didn't mention that! I don't know what the Order was thinking! I don't even know how you'd do that to a spatula! Those poor, poor quiches. Their sacrifice shall never be forgotten.
Celestia: Oh, yes it will. Because we are never going to speak of this again. Ever. Especially not to Twilight. Do you understand?
- Ultra Fast Pony:
- Shadows Of Giants: Rainbow Dash bursts into tears when she is turned into a human since she doesn't have wings. When she calms down, she tells her friends not to tell anyone that she cried.
- Harry Potter fanworks:
- Taniguchi and Kunikida decide to do this in Chapter 31 of You Got HaruhiRolled! after they learn that Itsuki has Single-Target Sexuality for Kyon.
- Chapter 57 of Paper Mario X includes the following exchange:
Does this make up for the volcano thing? Sonic:
...as long as we never
speak of it again!
- Taken to a very dark and emotional extreme in Uplifted: Last Days when Joachim Hoch, with the assistance of Heinz Heydrich, Hans-Gerd von Rundstedt, Claus von Stauffenberg and Admiral Zorah saves Ten children from Buchenwald Concentration Camp. He does not want this act to be exploited or used to prove he's changing in fears that people will assume that it was a token gesture..
- Dead or Alive 4: The Devil Factor: Just about all of the DOA girls view the events of Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball as embarrassing and largely refuse to speak of them.
- In Calvin and Hobbes: The Series, Hobbes and the MTM decided to do this when a void they spent the whole episode trying to stop closes itself up at the last second.
- In the Horseshoes and Hand Grenades sidestory Month of Sundays, this exchange occurs.
- Ruby says this to her sister Yang in React Watch Believe Yikes after the younger girl accidentally lands on her sister's assets.
- The Infinite Loops will sometimes land Loopers into situations that they want kept off the record for the rest of their very long lives. Hence, this trope is prevalent.
- Within the Pokeumans Fan Verse, not talking about the spinoff titled Chosen which broke almost every single rule the group had has become a sort of group meme.
Films — Animation
- Crane says this to Po in Kung Fu Panda after Crane helps him out of an uncomfortable position.
- A variation in Ice Age 2: The Meltdown: After Diego and Sid are easily beaten up by two possums:
Diego: If anybody ever asks, there were fifty of them. And they were... rattlesnakes."
- Hey Arnold!: This may be what Arnold was going for in The Movie after Helga confessed her love and kissed him.
- In Penguins of Madagascar, Skipper invokes this after the team dress up in lederhosen to distract the squids.
Skipper: We take this to our graves.
Films — Live-Action
- Lords and Ladies: No one should even mention the Stick and Bucket Dance. Not ever. At least, not once the Lancre Morris Men are done using it to kick elven ass.
- Also in Witches Abroad, after the witches take part in it, nobody mentions the Thing With The Bulls ever, ever again. At least not around the men.
- In Pride and Prejudice and Zombies the Bennet girls come across a zombie mother and infant and find themselves unable to kill them. Afterward they swear never to mention it again.
- Spoken by an assassin named Whip to his driver in the C.J. Box novel Stone Cold when he's being driven away from the scene of a hit he just performed and the victim turns out to still be alive and sits up (whilst in the body bag) in the back seat, prompting Whip to unload another few slugs into his head for good measure.
- Heroes. Just so there are no misunderstandings, Nathan can fly:
Matt Parkman: (after riding Nathan Petrelli to Texas) We never talk about that again.
- In Seinfeld, George dates a woman who looks like Jerry. George tries to come up with things that the relationship can be 'about' so as not to deal with the idea that he might harbour homosexual feelings for Jerry. The woman gets gum in her hair and cuts it out, making her hair short like Jerry's. George runs away screaming. Later, at the coffee shop, George and Jerry are talking about the incident and George says 'We must never ever speak of this'. Afterwards Jerry awkwardly asks George if he wants to go and see a movie. George refuses, instead saying that he's 'going to take a few days off', which Jerry agrees is probably for the best.
- Ross and Richard are having a sleepover at Rachel and Monica's. At one point they bump into each other in the living room, wearing their girlfriends' bathrobes. After a few awkward seconds they attempt small talk, but then Richard cuts to the chase and says "Let's never speak of this again." Ross says "You got it." and they move on.
- Also in "The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance", Joey thanked Chandler for helping him take a shower when he had a hernia, and Chandler freaked out and said, "Now, is that never talking about it again?!"
- And there's the time that Monica is stung by a jellyfish. A friend who will pee on you is a friend indeed.
- Star Trek: The Next Generation:
- The episode "The Naked Now" features all sorts of weird events when the Enterprise crew falls under the influence of a virus that basically makes everyone more than a little drunk (including Data). One scene features Data meeting up with Tasha Yar in her quarters, where they end up having sex. After the virus has been purged and everyone is sober again, Tasha and Data are back at work on the bridge, where she tells him, "I'm only going to say this once: It never happened."
- In "Skin of Evil", Tasha's funeral speech was supposed to include an apologetic "Data, it did happen." It's clear to see where it was supposed to be, as they left in Geordi's reaction shot.
- During Data's trial to determine whether he is a full-fledged person with rights, Picard persuades him to reveal it. (He may not have held her to it, but Data clearly has some feelings for her, given that he keeps a holographic "photograph" of her in his quarters.)
- And it's also alluded to in First Contact. Thus, there are some instances where it's treated as if the above scene wasn't cut.
- Star Trek: Enterprise: "In a Mirror, Darkly" features this darkly amusing exchange between Mirror Tucker and Mirror T'Pol:
I did you a favor once. T'Pol:
We agreed never to discuss that. Tucker:
And I haven't. T'Pol:
I'd hardly call it a favor, you enjoyed yourself. Tucker:
Several times as I recall. So, how many years is it 'til your pon farr
comes around again?
- Star Trek: Voyager. Averted when B'Elanna Torres tries this in "Blood Fever" after a similar Mate or Die is barely averted. Tom Paris stops the turbolift and insists they do talk about it, as they're going to be stuck on the same ship for years.
- Way back in Stargate SG-1's first season the Goa'uld Hathor took over stargate command and used pheromones to control the male population. Several seasons later Dr. Fraiser is going over O'Neill's medical files.
Fraiser: He had his shoulder punctured by an alien time capsule device. Erm ... three knee operations ... that's the whole Hathor incident which he's asked me never to discuss.
- In one episode of Scrubs, Dr. Cox invokes this trope after Dr. Kelso gives an all-too-graphic description of his and Mrs. Kelso's recent sexual encounter.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
- Angel played it for laughs in the episode "The Girl in Question". The head of Wolfram and Hart's Rome branch used it several times.
CEO lady (spit) We will speak of it no more!
- In an episode of Would I Lie to You?, Neil Morrisey, voice of Bob the Builder, had as one of his "facts" that he once had a builder working at his house who was in fact named Bob. David Mitchell said that if that was true, it was completely unremarkable, and the conversation probably went, "Do you know, I'm actually a builder called Bob." "Right. I do the voice of Bob the Builder." "Right." [short laugh all around] "Let us never speak of this."
- The West Wing lampshaded its frequent use of of the Walk and Talk by having Sam and Josh walking through the crowded hallways having a conversation as usual. At the end, they both came to a stop and asked each other where they were going. Turns out they were both following each other.
Josh: Let's not tell anyone about this.
- Doctor Who:
- The Big Bang Theory: After returning from a research grant in Antarctica, Leonard, Sheldon, Howard, and Raj repeatedly talk about how they weren't going to talk about "the night the heat went out." Sheldon, being Sheldon, brought it up anyway. (They huddled together naked.)
- In Babylon 5, after learning the secret of the 'tentacles' Londo were using to cheat at cards, Lennier decides to swear an oath of silence on the matter.
- Between the Shay siblings, notably, Carly's No Periods, Period in "iDate a Bad Boy" and Spencer's attempt at giving Carly The Talk in "iSpeed Date".
- Sam and Freddie's agreement about their First Kiss. When Sam's drugged slip-of-tongue reveals it to Carly, Hilarity Ensues.
- Cleopatra wants to use The Baby Trap on Caesar, but knowing that Caesar has no sons, (and possibly needing a distraction from her withdrawal symptoms after Going Cold Turkey) she decides to increase her chances of pregnancy by sleeping with one of the legionnaires that Caesar sent to escort her to him. She first orders Vorenus to sleep with her, but Vorenus (despite being sorely tempted) refuses due to fidelity to his wife and Roman sexual attitudes to the idea of being "used" for sex. Vorenus then orders the other legionnaire, Pullo to "Report to Princess Cleopatra and do whatever she tells you to." Cue a prolonged and noisy bout of sex, much to the discomfort of Vorenus. When Pullo returns, they have the following conversation:
Gods, that was something, let me tell you. Vorenus:
I don't want to hear about it. If you're wise, you'll never speak of this again. Pullo:
Why? I was only obeying orders
. Bloody good orders, too.
- When the youthful Octavian comes home after being kidnapped in Gaul, then rescued by Vorenus and Pullo, his rather shallow mother fusses over him. "Was it very horrible?" (Octavian opens his mouth) "Of course it was, we shan't even talk about it. Let's put it totally out of our minds."
- Grey's Anatomy:
- Almost verbatim on The Peter Serafinowicz Show. Upon making a breakthrough deduction in a case, Sherlock Holmes becomes so sexually aroused that he forces himself on Watson. In post-coital reflection, Holmes says "We shall not speak of this again."
- In White Collar episode "Power Play", Neal and Peter have to swap identities. This leads to Peter asking the whole office to go along with it.
Peter: Listen up, everybody. For the next hour, and only the next hour, you will call Mr. Caffrey Special Agent Peter Burke. No questions, no laughing, just do it. And never speak of this again.
- JAG: When Admiral Chegwidden receives a mysterious tape with no return address in his office, he has Petty Officer Tiner play it. It is a video of the Admiral's fiance dressed seductively holding the roses he sent her quoting Shakespeare and inviting him to a very special dinner. The Admiral cuts the tape off midway and tells Tiner to never speak of this again. Tiner wisely claimed nothing happened.
- Dean invokes this in Supernatural when he has to talk Charlie through flirting with the male security guard with Sam listening in. Sam never does mention it again, but that doesn't keep him from laughing his head off all the way through it.
- In the series 5 episode 1 of Misfits, Alex develops the power to remove the powers of others by having sex with them. Meanwhile, Finn gets possessed by the devil. Alex has to use his new power to get rid of the devil. Afterwards, Alex and Finn try to get the group to agree never to speak of this again. Rudy, being Rudy, keeps bringing it up.
- In Black Books while reminiscing/complaining about their terrible holiday, they stumble on one part they weren't supposed to bring up.
And remember when those tribesmen thought Manny was a god? Manny:
Yes, it'll be quite some time before I want to sacrifice another monkey.
(Bernard lunges across the table and seizes Manny by the shirt
) Bernard: WE SAID WE WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT CANADA!
- In HarmoKnight, Master Woodwin, after talking to you once you beat the Final Trial level, tells you to never talk about him losing his staff again. Because, as he says, that would press the princess's Berserk Button.
- Shin Megami Tensei: Persona:
- Persona 3
- In Persona 4:
(the team's gathered in a classroom to discuss the case
But man, seeing [Kanji] here kinda reminds me of the school campout. Kanji:
I thought we were all gonna forget about what happened
(all three guys look depressed
- Dragon Age: Origins:
- In Cave Story, one of your fights with Balrog begins after you almost trick him into helping you with a feat that requires great strength. When you win, he yields and assists you (this is one of the hints dropped to you that he isn’t really such a bad fellow; he's just doing his job). He entreats you, however, not to tell anyone he did it.
- Sam & Max: Freelance Police Abe Lincoln Must Die! has Sam and Max take a date test to find the perfect match for each other. The result gives... Sam to Max and Max to Sam. Both agree never to speak about it again.
- One of the categories for the third annual Neopies on Neopets is named after this trope.
- Dawn of War II agrees with fans' opinion of the previous Soulstorm:
- In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, this is, word for word, one of the dialogue choices available after you let an apprentice mage practice a spell on you.
- Team Fortress 2:
You may say, "But I don't HAVE any enemies!" Well, do you have FRIENDS? Are they on FIRE? Right NOW? Jarate them to a non-on fire state INSTANTLY! Being on fire is horrible! They'll never want to talk about your Jarate rescue ever again, but you'll have their secret undying gratitude!
- In the Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC, it is possible for Female Shepard and Javik to end up in bed together after the party:
Javik: It turns out there is one thing primitives are good at.
Shepard: Not a word.
- In Saints Row: The Third you need to impersonate Cyrus Temple, the STAG commander, to rescue the kidnapped Shaundi, who is being held in a STAG carrier chock-full of enemies. When you get to the second-in-command, the Boss tries to make some chit-chat. If you've chosen the "Cockney" voice, she'll notice and call you out on your sudden British mannerisms. The Boss handwaves this saying "Oh, I must have picked that up when I was stationed in Britain" and she replies "You've never been stationed in Britain, commander". The Boss' answer: "I know. Let us never speak of this again". Astonishingly, this works.
- In Saints Row IV, after being rescued from a Zin simulation, Kinzie warns the Boss to never speak of the fact she was forced to wear a poodle skirt.
- Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, case 2:
Trucy: I can still remember that moment... You brandished those bloomers on high, and shouted... "Objection!"
Apollo: ...Here's what I want you to do, Trucy. Take that memory, gently lock it away deep in your heart, and never speak of it.
- The Order of the Stick:
- Brawl in the Family: In 495 strip Mega Man (Classic) really DOES NOT want talking about his stint in the Captain N: The Game Master cartoon or being reminded of it.
- El Goonish Shive:
- Sluggy Freelance has a great one
Crystal: My head is killing me. Does anyone remember what happened after the tequila shots?
Riff: Let's see. We're charred, we have twigs in our hair and we're covered in ducks.
Bun-bun: I vote we all go home and never speak of this again.
- Bar'd: Vas uses his change of gender to quell the rage of one of the more violent patrons by... stuffing her face into his new rack. It takes a bit for this to register with him, though.
- In Questionable Content #447, Marten and Marten's mother, who is a professional dominatrix return to his apartment to find Pintsize wrapped up in bondage gear, which prompts this line to be spoken.
- In Housepets!, Peanut Butter and Grape happen to see Fido and Sabrina do... something, in this comic. Afterward, Grape tells Peanutnote , "We never speak of this again."
- 1/0: Used by the characters after a revelation from Tailsteak.
- Schlock Mercenary: Ennesby to Schlock, after a particularly unpleasant moment.
- In Northern Edge (a spin-off of Fred Perry's Gold Digger), Sheila just want to forget all about she and two companions being spanked by tentacles. Fat chance of this, though, since there was a rune artist present on the scene to immortalize it.
- In Blue Yonder, after Lena tricks them into fleeing a cellphone, one attacker tells another, "No one has to know."
- In Girl Genius, Gilgamesh orders that his Nice Hat should be hidden in a safe place—and never spoken about again.
DuPree: I heard there was a hat!
Gil: You're delusional.
- The trope image comes from 8-Bit Theater, after... some shenanigans caused by the nightmare inducing poison the Light Warriors had recently unwittingly ingested.
- What happened in Bruno the Bandit after Numth'kul took a cross-dressing Maledict on a date.
- South Park: In the "Fantastic Easter Special" episode, Jewish Kyle and Jesus Christ are locked in a cell. Jesus can escape to stop the episode's villain, but only if Kyle kills him so he can resurrect outside the building. Being notably Jewish, Kyle is less than enthusiastic about the idea, but eventually agrees on the condition that, "Eric Cartman can never find out about this."
- The Simpsons:
- The Itchy and Scratchy Land episode, after Homer takes a disastrous shortcut:
Homer: All right, we're here. Let us never speak of the shortcut again.
- Marge also used the line in the same episode.
- Marge also said it in regard to a relative who snapped and went on a shooting spree:
Marge: Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out". Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 Federal Marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.
- This also happened after the episode where Principal Skinner was revealed to be really an imposter named Armin Tamzarian. They cleared up the problem by deciding they were happier with the fake Skinner, and the real one was run out of town. The local judge issues a decree that no-one will ever mention it again, under penalty of torture.
- And, this being The Simpsons, they do mention it again — when Skinner is giving Lisa a hard time about naming a new cat of hers the same as her old cat, she calls him Mr. Tamzarian.
- On the DVD Commentary for I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot, the episode with that Call Back, Al Jean indicates he inserted the joke himself as a Take That to that episode.
- Another episode introduces Grandpa's brother Cyrus, with dialogue to this effect (paraphrasing):
Bart & Lisa: You never told us you had a brother, grandpa.
Grandpa: Yes, and I'll never speak of him again.
- The Powerpuff Girls had episode "Shotgun Wedding", in which the Professor tries to learn more about Fuzzy Lumpkins for the purpose of science, and after getting covered in mud, flowers, and a curtain is mistaken for a woman by Fuzzy and nearly forced to marry him. After the Professor is saved by the Powerpuff Girls, he writes on his notepad "Lumpkins are, above all, stupid" and as a sidenote "never speak of this again"... and then eats it. He gets really mad when the Girls mention it about 10 seconds later.
- The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: At the end of the episode "My Fair Mandy," Mandy, Billy, and Grim are turned into the Powerpuff Girls, sort of.
Grim: We keep flying, we never head back, and we never talk about this again.
- Transformers: The 2008 BotCon script reading, "'Bee in the City", ends with all parties involved agreeing to never speak of the incident again.
- Hey Arnold!:
- Whenever Phoebe ends up involved on something involving Helga's crush on Arnold, Helga always tells her this at the end.
Helga: This whole thing? It never happened.
Principal Wartz: (in a sombrero shaking maracas) Are you attempting to leave the school grounds without permission, Miss Pataki?
Helga: Are you attempting to dance the flamenco, Principal Wartz?
Principal Wartz: (beat) This moment never happened.
- In Recess all the group agreed this when they see Spinelli having fun dancing Hula Hula with Finster, who was babysitting her in that episode.
- In the Justice League episode "This Little Piggy" we get to see how far Batman will go to save Wonder Woman here.
- Family Guy:
- Meg gives her brother Chris advice on how to cajole their father Peter... that might work for a well-loved daughter:
Meg: Okay, look. Dad is really easy. All you have to do is sit on his lap, give him a big kiss on the cheek, look him right in the eye, and he's butter.
- Chris then attempts this. It does not have the intended effect.
: *beat* Chris. I'm going to stand up. Walk out of this room. And we will never speak of this again.
- The best part of the exchange is that the tone of Peters voice makes it clear he is VERY freaked out by the whole thing.
- In one crossover between Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Usagi Yojimbo, Usagi says this when he and Leonardo put on black cloaks and infiltrate a fortress. While Usagi respects the Turtles, he doesn't really like ninjas and their "cowardly and dishonorable" ways.
- In The Penguins of Madagascar, ("Jiggles" episode), after Kowalski's Blob Monster spat both Kowalski and Julien out, the two were covered in green goo and draped across each other. Julien's response to the situation is, "I will not talk of this if you don't."
- Phineas and Ferb:
- Jackie Chan Adventures: Ratso on having to remove an Oni Mask from Finn's rear end.
Well? What are you waiting for?! Ratso:
Uh, well, this is kinda awkward. Ikazuki:
Simpleton! Do as you are told! Finn:
What he said. Ratso:
Okay! But we are never
gonna bring this up again. Chow:
I'm not even here.
- Danny Phantom: In "Reality Trip", Sam wonders how Danny convinced her parents to let her go on a cross-country trip with him and Tucker, and the explanation is thus:
Sam's Mother: (being overshadowed by Danny) You know I think the Fentons are wonderful, Sam should take a cross-contry trip with them.
(Danny pops out of her, and overshadows Sam's father)
Sam's Father: And I agree with you! Let's never speak of this again.
- In Wakfu, episode "The Dragon-Pig", for not listening to Sadlygrove's warning, Evangelyne, Amalia and Yugo fall victims to a Baleful Polymorph turning them into cute, but defenseless piglets. Once they regain human form, Amalia insists that this incident should never be mentioned again.
- In an episode of Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated, Fred and Daphne encounter a statue of Scrappy-Doo, prompting Fred to tell Daphne that the gang all promised they'd never speak of him again.
- In the All Just a Dream episode of Kim Possible, Kim saves villains Drakken and Shego from an exploding device. After Shego realizes how awkward it is, Drakken declares this trope, to which Kim replies "Fair enough".
- On Jimmy Two-Shoes, after an episode ends on a particularly disgusting note, Jimmy and Beezy agree "This never happened."
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "The Return of Harmony, Part 2": Rarity says this word for word to her friends about the fact that she was brainwashed into thinking a large boulder was a giant diamond. Of course, Applejack brings it up very shortly afterwards.
Rarity: How in Equestria could [Rainbow Dash] think that tiny patch of cloud is Cloudsdale?
Applejack: The same way [Discord] got you to think that cheap rock was a bonafide diamond.
Rarity: ...I thought we agreed never to speak of that again.
- King of the Hill: Years ago, Hank, Dale and Bill "borrowed" Boomhauer's car for a joyride and droven it into a flooded quarry. The three then agreed never to mention it again. Hank had no choice but to break the agreement when the quarry was about to be drained, since they left clues linking them to the case.
- The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: Iron Fist and Luke Cage agree not to let anyone know that they lost a battle against a bank robber who wielded Ant-Man gear.
Now let us never speak of this trope again.