Troperville
Editing Help
Tools
Toys
|
alt title(s): Hump Or Die "I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species."
"Pon Farr is about have sex or die. Get laid or be vanquished. Push some cushions or push some daisies."
Thanks to Applied Phlebotinum, two characters are in a situation where they have to have sex in order to save their lives. Frequently used in Fan Fic, especially Slash Fic. Seems to Originate in Star Trek TOS with the Vulcans having a seven year itch that requires them to mate, die or KILL!
A variety of Deus Sex Machina. Compare with Aliens Made Them Do It. If saving the species is the reason then it might be an Adam And Eve Plot.
Examples
open/close all folders
Anime and Manga
- In a yaoi called Animal X a race of reptile like people need to breed to save their race, the only problem is there are zero females and they dont want to mix blood with humans, so when one of them does find a guy who turns out was a girl at birth (even though no one told him) and he has their blood, well the whole thing turns into this guy who didnt even know he was a girl being nearly raped(eaten in one occasion where the guy was hungry and forgot he what he was suppose to do) by every other guy he encounters, plus he is slowly turning back into a girl.
- Yu Gi Oh The Abridged Series, episode 16:
Tristan: He wants a virgin sacrifice! Quick, Téa, have sex with me! It's the only way to stop him!
Téa: Hell no, I'm saving myself for Yuugi! ...I mean marriage.
- Ninja Scroll gives us Jubei, poisoned and seeking the antidote. As it turns out, the only way to stop the poison is with more poison. Good thing his partner is a sexy ninja with a Kiss Of Death.
Comic Books
- Elf Quest has Recognition, a telepathic mating urge that forces elf couples with good genetic matches to mate and have children. Elves who try to resist become sick.
- It should be noted that (1) these elves are almost always overjoyed with the opportunity to have a child, and (2) there is no such thing as cheating in the Elf Quest world, and more often than not Recognized mates are instantly welcomed into their new family, forming bisexual three-way relationships. Only two cases of elves being unwilling to mate are at all relevant to the plot: the main characters Cutter and Leetah, who are both just being stubborn and end up Happily Married; and the young wolf-elf Dewshine with the old bird-elf Tyldak, because Tyldak was a villain at that point. (Ironically, Recognition allowed them to see each other's "true selves", which caused Dewshine to be somewhat attracted to Tyldak - seeing his original body, not his flesh-shaped one - and Tyldak to be absolutely repulsed by Dewshine - seeing her wolf heritage instead of her regular pretty elf face.)
Fan Fic
- In the Harry Potter fandom, the Snape/Lupin ship saw a great number of fanfics using this trope, where Snape and Lupin were imprisoned together right before a full moon. This would mean Snape's death as soon as Lupin took upon his werewolf form, but if Lupin considered Snape as his "mate", the werewolf would spare them. Therefore...
- A particularly horrible fanfic featured a once-in-1000-years event where Hogwarts ghosts would compulsively kill anyone who was innocent (i.e. a virgin). Hermione didn't quite get out, so Snape had to go in to rescue her... yes, that way.
- It was also a particular favorite of Harry/Draco writers, who invented the Male Veela fic, where poor Draco had to bond (sexually, of course) with his Soul Mate, or perish. Naturally, his worst enemy was his destined Soul Mate.
- The fandom has an Epileptic Forest involving the sex lives of werewolves, with (mostly Slash Fic) writers coming up with new ways of justifying Lupin shagging anyone in the cast.
- A Chrono Crusade fanfic used this trope explaining that Chrono needed to give some of his legion to turn Rosette into a demon so she could feed him astral energy and apparently digestion would dissolve the legion and blood transfusion would kill her. In this trouper's opinion, it's executed a lot better than it sounds.
- In Star Trek fandom, Vulcans go through something similar called "Pon Farr." The very origin of Slash Fics comes from corny situations where Spock had to mate with someone (Kirk) "or else." The various shows themselves found loopholes to get out of the implications.
- It was 'Mate or Die' originally, but turned into 'Mate, Fight or Die' to give the writers an out in the ST: Voyager episode 'Blood Fever'. The idea in TOS 'Amok Time' was that if anyone challenged a Vulcan's right to his wife while he was in the throes of the blood fever they'd literally have to kill him to stop him. Later writers missed the point (perhaps intentionally) that Spock was snapped out of Pon Farr by the shock of thinking he'd killed his friend. His line "It must have been the combat" was a cover for this (embarrassing) emotional reaction.
- Frequently done in The Lord Of The Rings fanfic, often though not always with Elves. This site
 debunks the idea.
"This is a fanon invention that has Elves, who are dying either of wounds or grief, "bond" with another Elf or man, by mingling their blood, having sex and thus getting new strength; sort of leeching life off the other and forever living like that. In this case, if one of the Elves "bonded" dies then the remaining Elf must find someone else to bond with or also die. I found no explicit or implicit grounds for this in Tolkien's writing. Still a very interesting concept. Once again Laws and Customs of the Eldar, History of Middle-earth: Morgoth's Ring holds the most information regarding elven relationships."
Film
- In the (very early) Jim Carrey comedy Once Bitten, the ancient vampire played by Lauren Hutton has to feed on the blood of teenage male virgins to renew her youth. Carrey's girlfriend saves him before the third (final) bite. No, not by killing the vampire, smart guy.
- Andy Warhol's Dracula has a similar situation, though the hero doesn't really care if the heroine gives consent.
- Film example, Stephen Chow movie Royal Tramp 2. A villainness is hit with a poison that will kill her before dawn unless she mates with a man. The lucky man turns out to be, you guessed it, Stephen Chow.
Literature
- The book The Mote In God's Eye by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle invokes this without the Applied Phlebotinum. The plot of the novel involves First Contact with a species of aliens who literally die if they don't mate and get pregnant due to their Bizarre Alien Biology. The resulting overpopulation hasn't been very good for their long-term prospects as a civilization.
- In the novel Innocence by Jane Mendelsohn, the main character believes that her stepmother will kill her to drink her virgin menstrual blood. She conveniently has a boyfriend, so she cures herself of this virginity thing, much to the anger of the stepmother, who really was after her blood. Then again, considering the Mind Screw plot, it's kind of a Or Was It at the end.
- A rather bad romance novel called Heart's Surrender featured a race of vaguely feline Human Aliens...who were at very least unlikely to survive the night if they didn't have sex when their planet's three moons were aligned.
- Used in the Dragonlance short story Raistlin's Daughter, in which a mysterious woman accidentally forms a painful magical connection with the titular character that can only be severed if she bears his child. When she finally tracks him down and gets him alone so she can explain, Raistlin is less than pleased. Of course, they're conveniently alone in a cave in the middle of a blizzard with no reliable source of heat, So Yeah.
- Played straight in Sherman Alexie's short story "The Sin Eaters", where the narrator is twelve years old and all the Indians are rounded up and placed in facilities where they are forced to donate blood and marrow. This is because Indians have an immune gene of some kind that protects against a virus, or something. They talk about antibodies, and that's all I know. Anyway, the government forces him to breed with a thirty-year-old woman who has already been with several men because the more men she's with, the stronger the child will be. That last one, despite failing biology forever, oddly fits with native mythology.
- The Jennifer Morgue by Charles Stross has Ramona Random, an assassin from the CIA's occult equivalent with a succubus bound to her soul. The thing is regularly "fed" by consuming the souls of people Ramona has sex with... and when it gets hungry and Ramona's mark dies of a heart attack before climaxing, she's in a rough spot, as "if it doesn't get the little death, it'll go straight for the big one."
- Inverted by Stationery Voyagers: Lamdock poisons the Voyagers in the hopes that he can invoke Death By Sex after transforming them into their human selves. Liquidon, who is not-yet paired with anyone, desperately tries to clear the air of Eros gas so his teammates cannot be ambushed while in a Mantithian wizard-induced trance.
- And Subverted: Neone Washingtip knew she had to fulfill Pentacko's orders; but if only she'd known: Consto wasn't even interested in sex! So even if she did get to get it on with him, he'd've killed her anyway.
- And Deconstructed: Neone Delft must Mate Or Die because if she ever says no to her client, she'll get pumped full of lead. The client could always lie and cover things up with her; but then she begins to want his company and comfort. And he's too scared that Pentacko will begin spying on him to verify that the two are actually doing it.
Live Action TV
- One of the most common examples is, of course, the "we're trapped somewhere really cold" situation, where there's only one logical way to get warm . . . This is partially Truth In Television, because the most effective way to warm up a hypothermia patient in the wilderness is to share a sleeping bag with them, but both the warmer and warmee can keep their underwear on.
- One example of this was an episode of Taxi, with Latka Gravis and some random female cabdriver. They do it, and it almost destroys Latka's marriage.
- Well, technically it *does* destroy his marriage. They then remarry 30 seconds later swearing to "really try to make it work this time"
- Played for laughs in Boy Meets World when Eric and a rather attractive female co-worker with a good deal of out door survival knowledge get trapped in their car. She does this once Eric begins to sucumb to the cold (off screen of course, as this is Disney) and explains how they survived later. Eric is mortified that she didn't wake him so he could enjoy being under the cover of a sleeping bag naked with a girl. She does seriously point out that they were in a little more danger than casual sex would permit.
- This is — no, really— canon in Skins, with bonus incest: in retaliation for a vicious prank, Josh Stock kidnapps Tony's sister Effy, overdoses her with heroin, and tries to force Tony to have sex with her before he'll call an ambulance, although he inexplicably (very likely for real-life reasons having to do with Kaya Scodelario's age) backs down rather than make them go through with it.
- The writers of Red Dwarf wrote a script "Identity Within", where the Cat has to breed with a female of his species or be killed by a growing poison sac in his body (a reading of the script by Chris Barrie is available on the Series VII DVD). Unfortunately it proved too expensive to film, which means (ironically) that Red Dwarf's resident ladies man is the only member of the crew who never gets laid.
- In Star Trek The Original Series in the episode "Amok Time" Spock must return to Vulcan and mate or he will die. Apparently all Vulcans go through this process (known as Pon Farr) every 7 years. The situation is subverted when Spock believes he has killed Kirk and finds he's no longer in the mood. (this episode probably launched more Slash Fic than this troper can even imagine).
- Try just "launched Slash Fic in general". Hmm, Spock suddenly didn't need teh sexxorz after he thought he'd killed his best friend? Gee, I wonder what the implications of that are?
Oral Tradition
- This trope is the basis for an old joke: A doctor and his residents are making the rounds when they discover a man masturbating in one of the examination rooms. One of the residents asks why he is doing this, and the doctor explains: "This man has a rare condition where he must have an orgasm every hour or he will suffer a fatal hemorrhage." Several rooms later, they come across a man receiving a blowjob from a gorgeous blonde nurse. Again the residents ask what's happening and the doctor responds: "Same problem, better insurance."
Real Life
- One Real Life example is the unfortunate female ferret — who, if she goes into heat and doesn't get bred, will soon die of aplastic anaemia as her bone marrow stops producing red blood cells.
- This is a myth. I kept three female ferrets as pets when I was a teenager, and they went into heat & unmated several times without any ill-effects.
- In a pinch, however, she can masturbate with a pebble.
- And this is yet another reason most states only allow ferrets to be sold as pets after they are neutered.
- Imagine the implications for female furry ferrets.
- Female housecats' ovaries will crystallize if the cat goes too long without a first litter, with life-shortening implications. Of course, spaying eliminates the problem entirely.
- And I believe guinea pigs need to have a first litter before the age of six months, otherwise their pelvic bones fuse together and make delivery much more difficult.
- Humans who are sexually active tend to lead longer lives, statistically speaking.
- Fuck.
- Actually, the more one deviates from the "hetero and monogamous" template for sexual activity, statistically, the less clear the advantages really are. And that's LONG before STDs factor in. So going for broke on this is not all it's cracked up to be. On a side note, monogamous couples in general tend to be more financially stable, so it's not a straight science.
- I don't even know where to begin explaining how badly you just failed.
Video Games
- Tsukihime plays this literally; making sexy time is the only way to hold back Roa in Ciel's route. She likes it in the ass, though, so it may not exactly be mating.
- And then there are Hisui and Kohaku's routes, as the two girls are "Synchronizers" and can boost the energy and healing of anyone they have sex with. Hisui's first time with Shiki, Lord of Bedroom Jackassery, is used to save him from energy drain and Kohaku's poisons. Kohaku does it to recharge Shiki in her route, as well, and Makihisa's rationale for raping her when she was a little girl was that if he didn't use her power, he'd go insane.
- In the visual novel of Fate Stay Night people can share their magical energy by having sex. This paves the way for Shirou and Saber having sex before confronting Berserker and Archer on two separate occasions, and Shirou having sex with Rin before fighting Archer in the UBW section of the novel.
- This also holds for HF, due to the fact that the worms in Sakura's body and the strain of maintaining Rider are burning up her prana like crazy, which makes her clamor for anything that can restore it. Largely meaning sex. It starts out embarrassing for her and Shirou, but they're in love, so they don't mind. Rather squickily, this is also the reason why Zouken had Shinji regularly rape Sakura and was implied to have done so himself—training her with Crest Worms massacred her prana supply.
- In Dragon Age, Morrigan will make either you or Alistair sleep with her in order to save both of your lives
Webcomics
- In a rather ... controversial flashback of Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, Stonewater rescues young (underage) Melna from execution by claiming her as his wife. Melna's tribe holds to the tradition that claiming a wife requires physical consummation. Also, Melna is emotionally hysterical and unable to give effective consent.
- It should perhaps be stated that the "...Or Die" part of the trope comes in as the orc tribe who ruled in that area was in the habit of slaughtering orphaned girls just because they didn't want to be responsible for said orphans. (we won't mention how she came to be an orphan in the first place) Either Stonewater raped Melna, thus claiming her as his wife and his responsibility, or she'd be cut down by about a dozen archers, or possibly worse. And in Stonewater's defense, despite the alternative he was quite sickened by the act and hadn't known what he was getting into when he claimed her, plus he was about the same age himself.
- So the character has a "defense", but what about the author?
- Well, in Mookie's defense, the incident was portrayed very sympathetically, as a source of trauma for both Melna and Stonewater. It was supposed to be a horrible situation, but it was written so off-handedly that it came out horrible in a way that Mookie didn't intend, leading to the Internet Backdraft that followed.
- Furthermore, years after the initial revelation, Melna returns to her home tribe and confronts the chief that forced the situation . She calls him out about how he was the one responsible for her parents' murder and effectively raping both her and Stonewater. No one in the tribe stood up for the chief's decision, and when he attacks her, she knocks his head off.
Web Original
- This trope is the premise of the Livejournal based roleplaying game "Atia Amat Omnes" (generally referred to as "Amat"): a Goddess kidnaps characters from their homeworlds, plunks them on an island from which there is no possible escape, and puts on them collars that will gradually choke them to death unless they have sex at least once every two weeks. Luckily for all involved the definition of "sex" is more or less very loosely defined to "as long as two people, inappropriate touching, and mutual orgasm is involved".
Western Animation
- In Duckman, an ancestor of Cornfed ate a poisoned berry that messed with his DNA, causing all his descendants to die if they wait too long before losing their virginity. Or something.
|
|
