Series:Star Trek: The Original SeriesWe start off with McCoy catching Kirk on his rounds to talk about how un-Vulcanlike Spock's been for the past couple of days. Kirk at first dismisses McCoy's worries as being nothing...until another ill-fated attempt by Nurse Chapel to gain his eye causes Spock to throw a temper tantrum, catching everyone by surprise. Unfortunately, the green-blooded primadonna refuses to let in on what's causing his behavior, only demanding leave on his home planet.Nothing doing, though; the Enterprise is on its way to represent the Federation at the crowning ceremony for the new ruler of Altair VI, which has been bumped up by a few days - nowhere near enough time for a detour to Vulcan. Spock, however, won't take "no" for an answer, and defies orders to head to Vulcan, anyway, forcing Kirk to order him to McCoy's for a checkup to see just what the hell is wrong with him.It turns out that Spock has hit that time of the decade where Vulcans need to return home and mate. If he can't, the massively elevated levels of adrenaline and other hormones will kill him within a week. Kirk, sympathetic, tries to talk to Starfleet about a quick detour to Vulcan, but his refusal to go into Vulcan reproductive habits (why no one in the Federation didn't know about them until now, what with Vulcans being one of the founding members of the organization and all, I have no idea) doesn't convince them. Kirk, having made his own assessment of the situation, decides they can do without the Enterprise for a bit and heads to Vulcan anyway.Once at Vulcan, Spock introduces the crew to T'Pring, his wife-to-be, and offers an invitation to both Kirk and McCoy(?) to the wedding ceremony. Arriving at Spock's ancestral home, they learn that T'Pau, the face of Vulcan, and the only person ever to decline a seat on the Federation council, is overseeing the proceedings. Then T'Pring throws a spanner in the works by invoking a rule allowing her to refuse her husband-to-be unless he proves his worth by fighting a champion of her choice — and she chooses Kirk. Although he is offered an opportunity to decline, since he's not a Vulcan and needn't be bound by Vulcan law, Kirk accepts, intending to either knock Spock out or find a way of taking a dive. It's only after he's accepted that anybody thinks to mention that the fight is — of course — to the death. A protracted fight scene between the two friends ends with Spock seemingly killing Kirk after McCoy gives him something to help fight in the more hostile environment of the planet.With the shock of killing his best friend acting like a bucket of cold water on the horny Vulcan, Spock orders Kirk's body and McCoy back to the ship while he confronts T'Pring on her choice; turns out, T'Pring hated the idea of marrying for money and fame, and fell in love with a more obscurely-known Vulcan male named Stonn, and arranged everything so that, regardless of the outcome, she'd be able to stay with Stonn. Satisfied, Spock leaves T'Pring to her lover, warning him that wanting may be better than having, and returns to the Enterprise to turn himself in for murder.But wait! Turns out, Kirk isn't dead! Yes, the substance McCoy gave him during the battle was actually some Applied Phlebotinum which allowed Kirk to simulate death. The episode ends with Spock barely catching himself from having a joygasm over Kirk's survival, and Kirk and McCoy having a good tease over it. Meanwhile, T'Pau covers for Kirk's shenanigans, saving him from another court martial.
Episode: Season 2, Episode 1
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Recapper: Synjo Deonecros
Episode: Season 2, Episode 1
Previous: Operation Annihilate
Next: Who Mourns For Adonais
Recapper: Synjo Deonecros
- Accidental Hug / The Un-Hug: Overjoyed that Kirk wasn't Killed Off for Real, Spock grabs him by the arms... and quickly attempts to pretend he didn't when he notices that Chapel and McCoy are watching.
- Act of True Love:
- Kirk sacrifices his career to save Spock. He gets it back, of course, but he didn't know that that would happen.
- In return, Spock humiliates himself in front of T'Pau, the woman Kirk referred to as "all of Vulcan wrapped up in one package", by begging her to keep Kirk out of the kal-i-fee. T'Pau throws it back in his face with a few insults about his humanness, and it still isn't enough to stop him. As much as he fears breaking the taboo against emotions in front of his people, he fears more that Kirk will die if he doesn't attempt to save him.
- A Friend in Need: Kirk is patient with Spock's antics while under the ponn farr. Later, he sacrifices his command to save him (and almost sacrifices his life). His reason why? "He's my friend."
- Arranged Marriage: Spock and T'Pring.
- Aww, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other: For all their sparring, McCoy proves that he and Spock truly are Vitriolic Best Buds; when Spock asks him to accompany him to the pon farr, McCoy simply states he would be honored, without any attendant snark.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: T'Pring. Granted, being married to a guy who you haven't seen in years would be potentially trying, but Vulcans have come to expect it. She is willing to force a fight between two best friends, one of whom is completely ignorant of what she is asking and the other of whom possibly has no more control over the Arranged Marriage than she does.
- Blatant Lies: Spock's reaction at the end of the episode. He was not "on the verge of...an emotional display"; he was simply pleased that Starfleet had not lost one of its finest officers. McCoy lampshades how poorly the Vulcan's lies stand up.
- Bottled Heroic Resolve: Subverted. Kirk becomes exhausted while duelling the deranged Spock, and McCoy calls a time-out to inject him with something that will give him a fighting chance. A Techno Babble explanation is provided — it'll help Kirk use the oxygen in his blood more efficiently, since the atmosphere on Vulcan is thin by Earth standards. Of course, McCoy has actually slipped him a mickey, giving him a sedative that will simulate sudden death and make it appear that Spock has won the battle.
- Bowdlerize: The German dub infamously completely changed the plot to remove all sexual references, as over there, they think Star Trek is a kids' show. As a result, the entire episode plays out as if the whole thing was just a dream, which is kind of a screw to the audience if you've ever seen the episode as it was in America. In the 90s, a correct dub of the episode was finally released.
- Continuity Nod: Chapel's attraction to Spock from "The Naked Time" is brought up again. Apparently she's been constantly trying to raise his interest ever since, much to Bones' amusement.
- Cool Old Lady: T'Pau is an archetype. Few television shows ever have portrayed a woman of such advanced age (according to canon, she's 145, with Celia herself 70 at the time) in such an exalted position of power — aside from Queen Vicky or her descendants. You're looking at the gal who once told the Federation Council what they could do with their invitation, and who with a simple phone call to Starfleet Command saved Kirk from getting busted down to Spaceman Third Class for his hijacking of the Big E to take Spock home. All of Vulcan in one package.
- Death Faked for You: McCoy gives Kirk a neural paralyzer to prevent an actual death.
- Death World: Vulcan is quite inhospitable to humans, to the point that "hot as Vulcan" has become a common saying.
- Did Not See That Coming: McCoy. T'Pring never mentioned him when explaining her plan to Spock, and Spock invited him as a friend, not as backup. Nonetheless, he's single-handedly responsible for the episode's Happy Ending.
- Don't Make Me Destroy You: Not directed at Kirk himself, but on the verge of losing his sanity Spock practically begs T'Pau not to let him go through with the fight, as he does not want to kill his best friend.
- Dutch Angle: Canted camera work appears soon after the Power Trio arrive for the wedding, focusing on the Vulcans. It serves to show just how unbalanced Vulcans in ponn farr become.
- Due to the Dead: Me TV rescheduled this episode to play in the wake of Leonard Nimoy's death. While the previously scheduled "This Side of Paradise" did also focus on Spock, this episode explored his character just a bit more.
- Easily Forgiven: In spite of Spock's attempt to murder him, Kirk is back to their regular relationship by the end of the episode.
- Engagement Challenge: Well, sort of. A Vulcan bride can make her husband-to-be fight a challenger to win her, a remnant of the past when Vulcan men fought each other for mates before the whole process became cloaked in ritual and tradition.
- Exact Words/Loophole Abuse: Spock attempts to use this on McCoy, saying that the Captain told him to "report to Sick Bay", and now that he has done so, he intends to leave. McCoy doesn't buy it, countering that he (obviously) has orders to give Spock a medical checkup.
- First-Name Basis:
- Forgets to Eat: According to Kirk, one of Spock's habits when in "one of his contemplative phases" is not eating.
- Grande Dame: T'Pau, a clan elder in Spock's family. T'Pau is a deeply commanding figure of respect with unquestioned authority. For instance, she makes sure Kirk does not get into trouble diverting to Vulcan to get Spock for the ceremony.
- Half-Breed Discrimination: Of the verbal variety. When Spock begs T'Pau to keep Kirk out of the combat, she responds, " It is said thy Vulcan blood is thin. Art thee Vulcan, or art thee human?"
- Heroic B.S.O.D.: Spock suffers one of these after the koon-ut-kalifee.
- I Owe You My Life: Kirk says that Spock has saved his life a dozen times over when deciding to disobey orders.
- Indy Ploy: McCoy improvises a way to keep Kirk and Spock from killing each other pretty much on the spot and with no opportunity to discuss it with anyone else. As an Unspoken Plan, it naturally succeeds.
- Leave Me Alone!:
- Spock snarls this when Uhura calls his quarters with a message, smashing the computer terminal while doing so.
- Before that, he chases Nurse Chapel out of his quarters, hurling the soup she made for him against the wall.
- Letting the Air Out of the Band: When Spock realises he's smiling and shuts down all expression, the swelling music grinds to a very awkward halt.
- Living Legend: Spock, according to T'Pring during her explanation of why she didn't want him.
- Manipulative Bitch: T'Pring.
- Mate or Die: Bones speculates that this is the price Vulcans pay for keeping their emotions bottled up the rest of the time. Ultimately Subverted, however, as (seemingly) killing Kirk snaps Spock out of it.
- Mindlink Mates: Spock had a mindlink placed in him as part of an Arranged Marriage when he was a child. This mindlink was suspiciously easily overcome.
- More Deadly Than the Male: While Stonn would presumably have thrown his all into the kal-i-fee, his girlfriend proves to be the far greater danger.
- My God, What Have I Done?: Spock, believing that he has murdered Kirk, loses his will to live.
- Not Quite Dead: Kirk.
- Not So Stoic: A famous example, when Spock sees Kirk alive and well.
- Oh Crap!:
- Kirk, when he is in Spock's quarters and realizes that Spock has been holding a knife in his trembling hand for their entire conversation.
- When Kirk realizes his fight with Spock is one to the death.
- Spock's reaction when he realizes he's just been emotional in front of Kirk, Christine Chapel, and McCoy. Unlike the others, it's Played for Laughs.
- O.O.C. Is Serious Business: As in, "life-and-death" serious. Spock loses his temper on a number of occasions and completely forgets about having changed course, despite having immense self-control and an encyclopedic memory.
- Please Spare Him, My Liege!: Spock begs T'Pau to block Kirk from the Kal-i-fee. She throws it back in his face with a few insults about his humanness.T'Pau...thee has the power. I plead with thee. I beg...
- Poor Communication Kills:
- Spock would literally rather die than have the problem explained to Starfleet Command. This is apparently true of all Vulcans at this point in history.
- It's also possible that Kirk could've explained things to Komack in a way that would've gotten him permission to go to Vulcan without letting too much slip. Kirk even had his Chief Medical Officer's statement that Spock would die if he didn't return to Vulcan, and didn't bother to mention it to the Admiral.
- Poor communication also almost killed Kirk in this episode. Would it have hurt T'Pau to tell him that the fight was a death match before he signed up?
- Promotion to Opening Titles: Dear old DeForest Kelley as Dr McCoy in this second season opener. At last, the whole Power Trio is in the opening credits.
- Red Sky, Take Warning: Vulcan's sky is scarlet when the Power Trio arrive for the wedding, almost as though foreshadowing what's going to happen.
- Remember the New Guy: Chekov is introduced as already an established crew member, though there's some odd close-up camerawork to make sure we know he's not just another one-off co-pilot for Sulu.
- Reports of My Death Were Greatly Exaggerated: Upon returning to the Enterprise, Spock starts detailing his plans to leave Starfleet when Kirk suddenly walks in.
- Runaway Bride: T'Pring, in a way.
- Series Continuity Error: T'Pau is shown to speak fluent English in the prequel series.
- Slipping a Mickey: McCoy gives Kirk a shot, saying that it would help Kirk breathe the thinner Vulcan air. He really gave Kirk a neural paralyzer that made it look like he was dead.
- Stealth Hi/Bye: As Spock is explaining how he's going to resign his commission and turn himself in for Kirk's murder, Kirk walks up behind him. Dr. McCoy and Nurse Chapel can't keep the grins off their faces.
- The Be Careful Speech: McCoy tells Kirk to "be careful" as he enters the second round against Spock.Kirk: Sound medical advice.
- The Talk: Spock is forced to explain Vulcan mating habits to Kirk partway through the episode.
- Through His Stomach: Christine Chapel shows her concern for Spock by bringing him some Vulcan food.
- Too Important to Walk: T'Pau is carried to Spock's wedding in a sedan chair.
- Unwanted Spouse: Spock and T'Pring for each other.
- Wanting Is Better Than Having: Spock warns Stonn that he may find that "having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."
- Wedding Day: Well, kind of.
- Woman Scorned: T'Pring and Spock were bonded at seven. They should have been mated at eighteen - that's right, T'Pring has been waiting twenty years for her wedding night - instead Spock humiliates her by putting off their consummation and, according to 'Vulcan's Glory' tries to buy her off with money. Is it any wonder she wants him dead?
- Xanatos Gambit: Even if Kirk had refused the challenge, or Spock had won but still been willing to go through with marrying her, her husband's Starfleet position would mean that he'd be gone most of the time, leaving her free to have an affair with Stonn in his absence; at a minimum, she's no worse off than she was to start with. Spock himself acknowledges the logic of her plan, even while personally repelled by it.
- Ye Olde Butchered English: Writer Theodore Sturgeon apparently wanted to show that the Vulcan language, or at least an older form of it, had separate second-person singular and plural forms (as French does with "tu" and "vous"). They showed this by using the archaic second-person familiar pronoun "thee" for "you". But T'Pau, the one character to use these formal archaisms, used "thee" even when "thou" would have been the correct word. Even if Vulcan used the same word for both pronouns (as modern English does with "you"), the translator should have been programmed to recognize the difference between subjective and objective pronouns. As it was, formal Vulcan as rendered by Celia Lovsky sounded more like Quaker 'plain speech'. If thou art the subject of a sentence then the object of the sentence wouldst be thee.
- You Are in Command Now: A somewhat unusual example. Blood-fever affected Spock apparently kills the captain. After coming to his senses, Spock finds himself in command, as noted by Dr. McCoy.McCoy: As strange as it may seem, Mister Spock, you're in command now. Any orders?Spock: Yes. I'll follow you up in a few minutes. You will instruct Mister Chekov to plot a course for the nearest Starbase where I must surrender myself to the authorities.
- You Called Me "X"; It Must Be Serious: Probably the most famous time Spock has ever foregone Kirk's title for his first name. It would be hard to think of a situation that warranted it more.Spock: Captain... Jim!