Two characters are fighting over something and in the process the thing they are fighting over gets broken, damaged, or destroyed. Often overlaps with Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!. May be seen as poetic justice. Usually implies a moral about how fighting is bad. A frequent variation is to have two Genre Blind characters try to wrest a piece of paper from each other, only for it to split.
If the thing that is "broken" is a contest that either would normally win, this may lead to a Dark Horse Victory. Compare No MacGuffin, No Winner. The rivals may try to save face by claiming "We Win... Because You Didn't". Contrast Let's You and Him Fight.
Needless to say, it happens in real life all the time — from kids fighting over a toy and breaking it to governments fighting over a province and reducing it to a wasteland.
- In the original Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, when Nanoha and Fate fight over one of the Jewel Seeds, they accidentally activate it, almost causing an explosion. Fate then risks her life to contain it and therefore ends up claiming it.
- In Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection F, Goku and Vegeta are so caught up showing off their new transformation that they forget to take Frieza seriously, which results in him backstabbing Goku and then blowing up the earth when their respective guards are down. Because of his ability to survive in space, with that move Frieza would have won if Physical God Whis hadn't offered to reverse time and give Goku another chance.
- In the Death Note AU My Stupid Reality, Mello and Matt get into a fight over who is the bigger screw-up when they lose Light Yagami's trail, which results in both of them accidentally destroying all of the data L had accumulated on Light. Subverted in that L already had the data committed to memory and when he finds out about this, he is able to use it as the excuse he needs to justify his continued pursuit of Light to Watari.
- In the film version of James and the Giant Peach, this happens between Mr. Grasshopper and Mr. Centipede when they start fighting over a piece of food, which ends up falling overboard from the peach.
- In the movie The War, two groups of kids fight over a treehouse. The treehouse is pretty much wrecked in the fighting.
- This is how the Ring is destroyed in The Lord of the Rings (though not the book). After Gollum wrests the ring from Frodo, Frodo tries to take it back. The result is that Gollum falls into Mt. Doom, still clutching the ring.
- Towards the end of It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, the men who were after the $350,000 fight over the money while on an unstable fire escape. The suitcase opens accidentally, the money spills onto the streets, and the men fall from the fire escape and get injured.
- In the 1967 European film Flashman, the Scotland Yard officer and his Lebanese counterpart fight for jurisdiction over the vial containing the stolen invisibility formula and the one containing the antidote. They end up breaking at least one of the vials.
- Inverted in a short story from Tales of Ravenloft. A young bride's sorcerer husband fights another wizard. Each begs for her help, warning her that the other is evil and intends to destroy her using a cursed portal she's discovered. Repelled by how each cares more about beating the other than about her, she uses the portal herself to kill both men, becoming a nastier villain than either.
- By the beginning of the first Thursday Next novel The Eyre Affair, the armies of Great Britain and Russia have between them reduced the Crimean peninsula to a barren wasteland.
- Averting this is the reason that the Gods of both Light and Dark use champions in David Weber's The War Gods series. It's not that The Gods Must Be Lazy, it's that they know that if they fight directly, they'll only end up destroying the world that they're both trying to claim.
- A particularly tragic example happens in the first season of Heroes. Peter and Isaac get into a fight that is at least partly over a girl they both like. Guess who gets shot.
- In the iCarly episode "iPie", Freddy and Sam are trying to hack into a dead guy's computer for a pie recipe. It's a slow computer, and Sam tries to take over. They fight over the keyboard and end up knocking the CPU over and smashing it... which turns out to be OK, because the recipe is written on sheets of paper hidden in the box.
- Star Trek: The Original Series episode "Requiem for Methuselah": Flint created the Robot Girl Rayna Kapec to be a companion for him. He guided her and James T. Kirk into falling in love with each other to awaken her emotions, then planned to take over. He and Kirk end up in a fight over her, and during the fight she is so stressed out over having to choose between them that she malfunctions and dies.
- Yeralash has an episode where two boys are laying out presents for girls in their class. They take a large, beautiful doll out of the box, and start arguing which girl should receive that. In the end, they tear the doll in half... and then finally agree which girl should get it now.
- Friends: Chandler and Rachel fight over a gourmet cheesecake accidentally delivered to them (it was meant for a neighbor who was away on a trip). It ends up being knocked on the floor as they both gaze at it, heartbroken. Later, Joey nonchalantly joins them in eating it off the floor.
Joey (As he takes a fork from his pocket): What are we having?
- In on episode of M*A*S*H, Hawkeye was planning to go to Tokyo with a date, but events conspired against him. When he packed his luggage, BJ argued that the pajamas were his. Their tug-of-war over them ended up tearing them and BJ decided to let Hawk have them anyway.
- In the 4th-season L.A. Law episode "Bounds for Glory," Stuart is trying to help Benny resolve a dispute between himself and two other baseball-card collectors. At a highly contentious conference, Stuart picks up one of Benny's priceless cards, saying "You're all nuts! These things come five to a pack with a stick of gum!" Another litigant tries to take the card from him. Guess what happens.
- Buzz Hickey on Community is estranged from his son, so the Save Greendale Committee tries to reunite them through a game of Dungeons & Dragons. (The son is an avid player.) During their quest to kill an evil necromancer, the party gets separated into two groups who viciously turn on each other when they reunite. The resulting battle kills all characters except the ones played by Hickey and his son who discover that the necromancer escaped during the battle.
- On The Young Ones, when the lads move into a new house, Rick and Vyv immediately start fighting over which of them will claim one of the bedrooms. Their argument escalates until Vyv sets the bed on fire. They argue for a bit over which of them is now stuck with a burning bedroom, stop and think for an instant, then call in unison to Neil that his bedroom is on fire. As Neil glumly comes to extinguish the flames, Rick and Vyv charge into the room he's just vacated and begin arguing over that room instead.
- A Sesame Street sketch involves the Two-Headed Monster building a two-headed snowman. Only one carrot is available, so the two heads argue over the carrot. The carrot snaps in two, so each head of the snowman can have a carrot nose.
- Occurs in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog: Two men battle over a girl, and she's the one who ends up getting shot.
- SuperMarioLogan also follows this trope aswell. In "The Burger!", did Junior and Cody go on a truce and wish for another burger? Nope! Instead, they fight for the last piece thus letting Chompy eat the last piece!
- This trope also happens in "The Gun!", when Junior tries to clean the trigger, he shot Cody to the point were it leads him and Joseph into an argument.
- The Simpsons: Bart, Milhouse and Martin go in on buying the first issue of Radioactive Man for $100 and end up destroying it during their squabble.
- TMNT Back to the Sewer: Raph and Mikey manage to rip the Green Mantle in half while fighting over it, splitting its power between the pieces.
- A Gentleman's Duel: Over the course of the short film the gentlemen manage to sock the lady in the face repeatedly, destroy much of her estate and part of her mansion, and apparently kill her.
- Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century: The image used as an example was from a story where Duck Dodgers was assigned to find and claim Planet X for Earth because of Planet X's supply of an element needed to make shaving cream. Martian Commander X-2 (Marvin) was trying to claim it for Mars for unspecified reasons. Their efforts to destroy each other reduced the planet to the basketball-sized rock Dodgers was standing on.
- Again in the Duck Dodgers series, when he and the Martian are fighting over a device used by a pirate crew to disappear from crime scenes to avoid capture.
- In the Beast Wars episode Transmutate, the titular character is introduced as a powerful but sickly Cybertronian. Because of this, s/he is seen as dangerous to the Maximals, and useless to the Predicons. Only Silverbolt and Rampage from the different factions befriended Transmutate but they started fighting to get him/her to join with their respective side. Guess who tries to stop them from fighting by jumping into the crossfire only to get killed.
- Celebrity Deathmatch:
- One episode features a fight between Bruce Springsteen and James Gandolfini, where the two are fighting for ownership of a New Jersey rest-stop that's opening soon. Said fight also features Steve Van Zandt as both guest referee and future employee for whoever wins the fight. Guess who becomes the first fatality of the episode.
- Also the fight between Corey Haim and Corey Feldman has the two fighting over Harvey Weinstein. Not only do they end up killing themselves, they also end up killing the man they were both fighting over.
- The Transformers: In one episode, Beachcomber discovers a hidden idyllic place with an electrum lake in the center, which can grant temporary invincibility if coated with the liquid. He tried to keep it a secret because he knew what wouuld happen should the Decepticons discover it. Sure enough, they did. Later on, the Autobots learned of it, and a major battle ensued. When it was over, the entire area, along with the lake, was obliterated. The last scene was Beachcomber looking at the smoldering ruins of the once pristine area and saying dejectedly, "We won".
- Avatar: The Last Airbender: In "The Waterbending Scroll", Zuko hires some pirates to kidnap Aang and his friends, only for the pirates to go back on the deal and turn on him once Sokka informs them that Aang is the Avatar, and therefore worth far more than Zuko can pay them. A fight breaks out between the pirates and Zuko's group in which, though no one is killed, leaves them both with nothing as Aang and his companions escape while both sides are busy fighting each other. Iroh even sums this up as he stops the fight and chastises both sides saying, "Are you too busy fighting to see that your own ship has set sail?"