A Drow lesbian who generally thinks men aren't trustworthy. She has a basement full of prisoners whom she regularly tortures.

• Does Not Like Men - "The only thing men are good for is making more women!"
• Easy Evangelism - Played for Laughs (of course) when she converts a bunch of wood elves to Lolth.
• Even the Girls Want Her
• Psycho Lesbian - To be fair, she's psycho because she's a Drow, not because she's a lesbian.
• Too Kinky to Torture

A young beholder whose romance with Gren kicks off the first storyline.

• Beware the Nice Ones - Hurting Gren is not condusive to a long and happy life.
• Distracted by the Sexy - Bob can't resist a nice set of...eyes.
• I'm a Man, I Can't Help It - His wandering eye(s).
• Interspecies Romance - With Gren.
• My Eyes are Up Here - Averted in that Bob can multitask.
• Taken for Granite - Likely to happen if you hurt Gren.

A short Drow with the personality of a hyperactive nymphomaniac.

• Anything That Moves - Even for a Drow.
• Rape as Comedy - She's giving a lighthearted story about how she forced a bunch of people from the Valley of Vallejo to be her sex slaves through coercion, mind games, and outright mental manipulation.
• Too Kinky to Torture - Unless, of course, you stick her in a cage and refuse to torture her...

• Multiple Head Case
• Surrounded by Idiots - the goat.

• Arranged Marriage - to four wives.
• Back from the Dead - when the gods can't decide what to do with him.
• Changeling Fantasy
• Loophole Abuse - is warned not to try it. There are hell, after all—lots of them...
• Really Gets Around - not at first, but when he comes back from the dead...

• Eating The Eyecandy - "I'm not here to help, I'm here to oggle.
• Interspecies Romance - With Bob.
• Shower Scene - Her introduction.

An undead king who nobody takes seriously until he decides to take over the world, and does.

• Deus ex Machina - He acted as one when he was the one who managed to put Jone down for good.
• Not So Harmless Villain
• Put on a Bus
  • The Bus Came Back - See Deus ex Machina

A rich orcish widow, and Team Mom for the Black Mountain residents. Currently Black Mountain's de facto leader.

• Action Mom
• Interspecies Romance - with Baron Grayfort.
• Mama Bear - Don't even talk bad to Glon in her hearing range.
• Really Gets Around - Like mother, like son!
• Team Mom

One of 150 harpies who live in a cave attached to Gren and Bob's and who Bob cheated on Gren with.

• Comically Missing the Point - Bob tells her to put some clothes on because she's distracting...so she puts on a hat.
• Gorgeous Gorgon

• The Big Guy
• Gentle Giant
• Interspecies Romance - With the Sphynx.
• Mermaid Problem - Let's just say there's magic in this world and leave it at that.

A male Drow who's sleeping his way to the top, at least as far as any male Drow can get.

• Bigger Is Better in Bed
• I Have A Godly Ass, You Must Obey - Wolf's status as having the best ass in the Underdark has actually gotten him complimented by an insane, misandrist spider goddess.
• Really Gets Around - basically the only male drow who can do that.
• White-Haired Pretty Boy - All Drow are white-haired, but still...

• Interspecies Romance - With Mrs. Bloodhand.
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold

A half-elf ranger who dislikes people and prefers the company of forest creatures (except for Lucas).

A Halfling rogue who soon becomes the Chew Toy (The Woobie?) for a while, being a good character in an evil land. Eventually manages to escape for real, but, being Genre Savvy in some ways, continues to think Fate might be lurking around any corner.

• Bi the Way - Possible, though Arachne is the only female she's interested in.
• Easy Evangelism - she has no problem converting a bunch of Drow to the light side - maybe elves are just gullible?
• If It's You, It's Okay - See Bi the Way.
• Poke the Chimera - her attempts to be evil are rather pathetic.
• Romantic Two-Girl Friendship - A less generous interpretation of her relationship with Arachne.

The king of Drostardy. Really nice guy, to the point of ridiculousness.

• Distressed Dude - his intro.

The baron's adoptive son.

• Bi the Way -Eventually revealed to be this, though it's unclear if it's this or if Cadugan is special
• Happily Adopted -There was a rough patch when the Baron revealed Glon was his biological son but before and eventually after that Lucas was happy with the situation. He's also been practically adopted by Mrs. Bloodhand as well.
• Hoyay -With Cadugan, so so much
• If It's You, It's Okay -How he views his relationship with Cadugan, he hasn't worked out the details of his sexuality yet
• Slap-Slap-Kiss -With Cadugan, they argued a lot as friends and it hasn't changed much since they hooked up
• Switched at Birth

Cap'n Fang

A living legend of a pirate. It's doubtful he's actually aware of it.

• Cloudcuckoolander
• No Hero to His Valet - The legend is quickly shatter for anyone who spends more than a few minutes around Fang.
• Strange Syntax Speaker - Fang speaks entirely in random non-sequiturs.

Jone

Another half-orc, a Stringy-Haired Ghost Girl with More Teeth than the Osmond Family. Turns out to be The Chosen One of the Orc god. This doesn't end well.

• Half-Human Hybrid
• Gone Horribly Right - a god-created perfect, unstoppable warrior, with no friend-or-foe sense and no ability to stop.
• Nigh Invulnerable
• Touched by Vorlons

The Fox

A masked Robin Hood-like figure.