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Xykon: (to the MitD) We're seriously evil badasses here. I'm a mighty lich sorcerer, Redcloak is high priest of his evil goblin deity, and you — well, we all know how powerful you are.
- Arch-Enemy: To the Order of the Stick. Played with in that they're Unknown Rivals as far as Xykon is concerned, while Redcloak does recognize they're a threat not to be overlooked.
- Four Temperament Ensemble: Xykon is Choleric, Redcloak is Melancholic, Monster in the Darkness is Phlegmatic, Tsukiko is Sanguine.
- Freudian Trio: Before Tsukiko joins the team, and after Tsukiko's death, Xykon is the Id, Redcloak the Superego and the MitD the Ego.
- In-Series Nickname: No, "Team Evil" isn't just a Fan Nickname; it's used in the webcomic.
- The Necrocracy (Type III)
"I think I just had an evilgasm." Race:
Lich (formerly human) Gender:
Sorcerer Alignment: Chaotic Evil
An epic-level Chaotic Evil lich
sorcerer with dire plans for the world and a serious lack of empathy for living things. He has a constant need for amusement, and often kills people or generally does evil acts to fulfill it, as he can't enjoy coffee (which he loved as a human) any more now that he is a lich. Don't let how at-ease he is fool you: he's stone-cold evil.
- Accidental Misnaming: He thinks Roy's name is Bluepommel, Redblade, or Orangescabbard, when he can remember who he is at all.
- The Ageless: As an undead lich he's unaging and immune to most attacks affecting living beings.
- Artifact of Doom: Subverted; Roy and Eugene originally thought Xykon killed Fyron Pucebuckle and stole a crown Fyron possessed because it was a powerful magical artifact. But it turns out Xykon stole it solely because wearing it makes him look cool. However, Xykon's worn it for so long that some of his evil's rubbed off on it, and anyone else who wears it will register as evil when Detect Evil is used on them, regardless of their actual alignment.
- Animate Dead: One of his favorite powers as a lich sorcerer.
- Anti-Magic: Xykon can use the epic spell "Superb Dispelling" to deal with enemy magic.
- Badass: He's an epic-level sorcerer.
- Badass Grandpa: He was fairly old when he became a lich.
- Bad Boss: "Sacrificing minions... is there any problem it can't solve?"
- Berserk Button:
- Xykon is big on being in control, so completely in control that he doesn't even need to bother to take things seriously. As a result, nothing infuriates him more than his control of things slipping away, especially due to an actual mistake. His reaction to the loss of his phylactery, which results from the fact that he was messing around with "harmless" prisoners who proceed to completely humiliate him, is a perfect example — especially considering his haste to hang all the blame on Redcloak.
- He didn't react well in the backstory when he discovered becoming a lich meant he couldn't taste coffee anymore. Here it was more a Tranquil Fury button, making it all the more unnerving.
- Don't call him "Zykon".
- Big Bad: The reason the Order of the Stick was formed is to take him down.
- Big Bad Ensemble: As the comic has progressed, it is now unclear who's the true Big Bad, and it seems to be a toss-up between Xykon, the IFCC, and Redcloak.
- Black Comedy: Just how he manages to be both the most evil character in the series and one of the funniest.
- Book Dumb: Xykon failed math three times as a kid. Even as a lich, he's not fond of academic knowledge and leaves this to Redcloak. This hardly means he's stupid, though, or even ignorant, since he gained lots of practical knowledge and experience over more than a century.
- Boring, but Practical: Big fan of Energy Drain. As he says to a hapless Dorukan:
Xykon: All you need is power, in as great a concentration as you can muster, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide.
- Break Them by Talking: Occasionally tries to do this, sometimes almost playfully, other times not so much, and often successfully. Except once.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Is by all means an actual threat, but prefers to faff about until he's given proper motivation (or his Berserk Button is pushed).
- But for Me, It Was Tuesday: Why was that Bluepommel guy so mad at him, again...?
MiTD: You killed more than one guy named Fyron in Cliffport?
Xykon: Five, actually.
- Card-Carrying Villain: He's out to be as evil as possible and thinks that anybody with standards is a wimp.
- Cast from Hit Points: Superb Dispelling is such a spell; the one time we see Xykon using it, more damage hints appear on him.
- Casual Danger Dialog: In spades. When a superpowered Vaarsuvius makes a destructive, impressive entrance, Xykon mildly comments that V might have more entertainment value than the Teevo.
- Combat Pragmatist: Averted while he's toying with his opponents. If for whatever reason he gets fed up with screwing around, he plays this deadly straight. Sometimes he'll play it straight while toying with his opponents, like casting an symbol of insanity on a bouncing ball and tossing it in a room full of paladins.
- Contemplative Boss: Once.
- Contractual Genre Blindness: He's well aware of the genres of being an Evil Overlord, but goes along with it anyway because he thinks it makes it more challenging for him to win, and thus more fun.
- Crystal Ball: Xykon's crystal ball has a wide-screen and gets picture-in-picture.
- Dem Bones: He's a walking, talking skeleton. Occasionally Lampshaded.
- Despotism Justifies the Means: Xykon is only interested in world domination because that's what villains are supposed to do.
- Draco in Leather Pants: In-Universe; Tsukiko seems to think he's Not Evil, Just Misunderstood sex-symbol just waiting for the right woman (who would, of course, be her) to fall in love with so he can sweep her away in his arms. Words cannot even begin to explain how misguided this belief is. Xykon himself is absolutely disgusted with her, starting with the fact that she's alive, and he's...not. He even says that he's not some "creepy biophiliac" (a pun on "necrophiliac").
- Dracolich: He used a zombified silver dragon as a flying mount during the invasion of Azure City. After Roy decapitates it (which doesn't actually hurt it much), Xykon Meteor Swarms both Roy and the dragon.
- Emergency Transformation: He undergoes the tranformation to lichdom willingly, because Lirian inflicted him with a magical disease which saps his spellcasting power while he remains alive.
- Even Evil Has Standards:
- Defied in the prequel comic. When Redcloak approached him with the possibility of becoming a lich so they could break out of Lirian's prison, he tells Redcloak that for all his horrible actions in life, he could never stoop to that level of depravity. Five seconds later, Xykon admits he was just screwing with Redcloak. At the end of the comic, he states that having standards is for pussies. See also Pragmatic Villainy.
- Played straight once in the main comic. Xykon isn't one if those disgusting biophiliacs.
- Eviler than Thou: Start of Darkness ends up as something of a struggle between Redcloak and Xykon over who's the Big Bad and who's The Dragon. Xykon was the dragon while alive, but once Redcloak gives him lichdom, things change: Xykon overpowers him, outmaneuvers him, forces/tricks him into killing his own brother, and tops it off with a speech whose end is that trope's current page quote. Since Redcloak never told him that the gate ritual doesn't work the way he advertised, however, he's had a piece of leverage Xykon is unaware of all along.
- Also, he explains that the souls spliced to V are nothing compared to him, seeing as they couldn't achieve any form of immortality like he did.
- Evil Is Petty: In addition to the various horrific atrocities he's racked up, Xykon is also quite simply a prick. For example, during the attack on Azure City, he tells a paralyzed O-Chul that when re-animating his fallen paladin comrades, he's going to start with the women because he figures O-Chul is the kind of guy who would be offended by that. Invoked intentionally by the author: not only is it funny, but it's also an attempt to prevent the fact that his charm and charisma let people forget that he's a very bad guy, since he's clearly evil in big, apocalyptic "E" and little, petty "e" fashions alike.
- Evil Laugh: Averted. He decided to opt out of it because he can't do this decently without actual lungs.
- Evil Old Folk: Before becoming undead. Reminiscent of the Badass Grandpa when you consider that Xykon has no problem killing, maiming, or traumatizing anyone he meets, and yet the good guys never stopped him from racking up 80 years of age before his transformation.
- Evil Overlord: Sort of. He's on the move a lot and is less interested in ruling Azure City than in tormenting a paladin. He pushes that boring adminstration stuff on Redcloak.
- Evil Plan: Getting control over the Gates and use the threat of the Snarl to take over the world.
- Evil Sorcerer: Epic level sorcerer and capital "E" evil.
- Evil Uncle: Played Claudius in an OotS retelling of Hamlet. Not only does the Running Gag of not remembering Roy or his father (who play Hamlet and the dead king, respectively) carry over, he also has no idea why he married Roy's mother the queen.
Xykon: Maybe I got her pregnant?
Redcloak: Sire, you're an undead monstrosity and she's likely post-menopausal.
Xykon: And those two don't cancel each other out, right?
Redcloak: No, sire.
- Exact Words: Xykon promises not to put the paladin in any enclosure with with any animal, magical beast or aberration in an attempt to entertain himself. He plans on putting him in one with undead humanoids and an ogre, which is a giant.
- Excuse Me While I Multitask: "Redcloak: Check it out, I totally conducted a job interview in the middle of a battle. — Xykon"
- Expressive Eyesockets: He has a surprising degree of facial expressions for a skull.
- Faux Affably Evil: Xykon is not only totally evil, but a complete tool, lording his power over all and continually acting like a massive prick. He only pretends to be charming for fun.
- Finger Poke of Doom: He often makes his spellcasting look like that. Also literally: he's a big fan of the spell Finger of Death. Plus, his paralyzing touch.
- Flight: With the Overland Flight spell.
- Flipping the Bird: "Oh look, I regrew a finger. Guess which one."
- For the Evulz: Honestly, this seems to be Xykon's main motivation. Sure, he wants to Take Over the World, but that seems to be more like a long-term goal. In the here and now, he just wants you to suffer for his own amusement. Since he is immortal, he has a rather long time to take over the world, so why rush when you can plan everything out and make sure it works? Not like he has a set schedule or anything.
- From a Single Cell: Xykon, as long as his phylactery is intact, can regenerate from nothing but his soul. (This is standard Dungeons & Dragons behavior for liches.)
- From Nobody to Nightmare: Started off as just a Creepy Child with sorcerous powers in an "one-horse town" over a hundred years before the start of the series. Is now the prime threat to the continued existence of the planet.
- Genius Ditz: Failed math three times as a kid, and is highly lazy with a short attention span, but despite this, he's an extremely powerful lich sorcerer who can get very dangerous when push comes to shove, and is actually much more intelligent than he lets on.
- Glowing Eyelights of Undeath: Xykon's are red.
- Gone Horribly Wrong: One of Redcloak's hopes in turning Xykon into a lich was an attempt to gain additional leverage on him. It backfired and left him with less. But he seems to be coping with it.
- Grammar Nazi: And not just about his name.
Tsukiko: We need a new Head Executioner, you know. Xykon killed the last one for spelling "guillotine" wrong on his daily reports.
- Half the Man He Used to Be: After being caught in the explosion of Girard's Gate. Being a lich, and being able to fly and regenerate from nothing, however, means it barely slows him down. Though it does take him several minutes to find his pelvis.
- Hero Killer: Killed Lirian and Dorukan, along with the vast majority of the Sapphire Guard and Roy Greenhilt.
- The Heavy: He's not the only Big Bad anymore, or even the most powerful, but he is the one the story is most concerned with.
- Hilarity Ensues: Though he likes to say this, he's usually the only one laughing.
- Immortal Immaturity: He's basically that creepy kid who amuses himself by tearing the wings off of flies and burning ants with a magnifying glass... except in the body of a 100-year-old skeleton with massive magical power.
- Immortality Inducer / Soul Jar: His phylactery, which happens to be Redcloak's (un)holy symbol.
- I Need You Stronger: To Roy, during the Battle of Azure City. Roy is so far below him at that point that the fight wouldn't be any fun.
- Inspector Javert: In the Haleo and Julelan StickTales PDF, Elan briefly portrays Xykon as Inspector Xavert in an OotS retelling of Les Misérables, but the story flounders on the fact that Inspector Xavert has no idea who Roy Valroy is.
- Jerkass: Not content with being evil on a truly grandiose scale, Xykon is also an unbelievable dick.
- Karmic Death: At the end of the first arc, Xykon is killed by a spell cast on Dorukan's Gate by Dorukan, the guy he killed to acquire the Gate. Being a lich it doesn't stick.
- Kick the Dog: Xykon has a habit of torturing or killing people just because he's bored.
- Kung-Fu Sorcerer: While not technically a martial artist, and preferring absurd arcane power to brawling in combat, he has shown to be a very capable bare-handed fighter by relying on his inhuman lich strength and the occasional improvised weapon when the situation demands, or as a demonstration that a big pile of spells isn't enough when the other guy has a big pile of spells AND the strength to crush your windpipe with his bare phalanges.
- Large Ham / Evil Is Hammy: Xykon loves his dramatic flairs.
- Laughably Evil: Xykon gets some of the best lines and great comedic moments, which despite making him very entertaining does not detract from the very real and horrifically evil threat he presents.
- Let's Get Dangerous: Xykon seems very like any other crazed megalomaniac, who doesn't understand tactics and is in it all For the Evulz; then he gets serious.
- Level Drain: Energy Drain is his favorite spell.
- Must Have Caffeine: He was incredibly fond of coffee when he was living. He had a speech on why he liked bad coffee. When he became a lich and thus unable to taste, this left him with the suffering of others as the only thing he could enjoy.
- Neck Lift: He's done it when pissed off (notably, to Vaarsuvius and Jirix). And don't try to change the subject with trivial concerns, like breathing.
- Necromancer: It's his forte; in fact, the very first spell he cast (at four years old) was necromantic. Though he also uses Evocation spells and others as the situation requires.
- Nice Hat: He considers his crown this; in fact, the reason he originally killed Fyron Pucebuckle, setting the entire plot into motion, wasn't because the crown was a source of magical power, but just because it upgraded his look from "Badass", to "Really Badass". However, he's now worn the crown for so long some of his evil has rubbed off on it, causing anyone else who wears it to register as evil regardless of their actual alignment when Detect Evil is used on them.
- The Nicknamer: He does this regularly because he rarely bothers to remember people's real names. Or just to be demeaning, which he does very well. For example, by calling Redcloak "Wrong-Eye" or "Red-Eye", to remind him of his brother Right-Eye, whom he killed.
- Not-So-Harmless Villain: Underestimating Xykon because of his laid-back attitude would be a terrible mistake. Roy's first victory over him at Dorukan's Gate was a massive stroke of luck. One arc in particular provides a perfect example of this: he delivers a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown to Vaarsuvius, and then when V and O-Chul nearly destroy his phylactery, causing it to fall into the sewers, he reacts by blowing up a huge part of the tower, attempting to execute the two of them by firing a Meteor Swarm directly into their mouths, and then punishing Redcloak for the incident by refusing to let him regenerate the eye he just lost.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Xykon acts the way he does because he's got a short attention span, is much more interested in satiating his whims than indulging in long-term planning, and because he is so damn powerful that he is (justifiably) confident that no-one is really a threat to him, and therefore he is willing to let tactics slide for the sake of style. However, he is far more clever than people give him credit for. As he once told Redcloak, "Don't confuse not caring with not knowing."
- Only Known by Their Nickname: "Xykon" isn't his real name; he chose it because it sounded cool as a teenager while cutting every link to his family by murdering them all.
- Orcus on His Throne: So long as he has something to entertain or occupy him, he's content to just lounge around.
- Our Liches Are Different: He's a skeleton.
- The Paralyzer: Lich touch.
- Pet the Dog:
- Subverted in Xykon's first appearance in Start of Darkness. We first see him as a four-year-old crying over his dead dog Barky; when his sorcery powers activate and resurrect Barky, he is overjoyed. The subversion comes when the newly zombified Barky eats a bird, which entertains the kid and makes him want to find more birds to feed to Barky.
- Played straight in strip #662, where he commands Redcloak to resurrect Jirix. It was probably as much to reward Jirix for his warning as to rile up Redcloak, though.
- Pragmatic Villainy: When he was alive, Xykon had no interest in kidnapping virgins: it's much more interesting with someone who's had experience. He was also willing to let Roy walk away from their fight, because of how obvious the level difference was, so he could do some level grinding and come back later... Roy rejected that offer.
- Psmith Psyndrome: Don't call him "Zykon". He can tell the difference.
- Psychotic Man Child: See Immortal Immaturity.
- Resurrective Immortality: He can respawn if his body is destroyed as long as his phylactery is intact.
- Self-Made Orphan: He got his career as a villain started by having the zombies of his grandmother and the parody of Professor Xavier he just killed eat his parents.
- Sense Loss Sadness: He was already pretty bad before being turned into a lich, but he became much worse after discovering he couldn't taste coffee anymore.
- Shut Up, Kirk!: When facing off against Lirian, or the soul-spliced Vaarsuvius. And then there's how he ended his second battle with Roy after the latter delivered a "World of Cardboard" Speech:
I should point out three factors that I think you failed to fully consider, though. Factor one: I can fly under my own power, thanks to the Overland Flight spell I cast this morning. Factor two: a zombie dragon that lacks a bite attack isn't especially valuable to me. Factor three: Meteor Swarm
- The Sociopath: Arguably the biggest one in the entire comic.
- So Long, Suckers!: He very nearly gets defeated by the ghost-martyr of Soon Kim, but makes his escape as Miko intervenes.
- Start of Darkness: The prequel book containing his and Redcloak's is the Trope Namer.
- Super Strength: Is capable of holding people up by the neck with one arm, and has used a large piece of rubble as a weapon before. Squishy this sorcerer ain't.
- Take Over the World: His end goal.
- Took a Level in Badass: By becoming a lich — not that he wasn't already very powerful as a human sorcerer. Oddly, the most badass part of the upgrade was in his increased Int and Wis scores, which made him vastly more dangerous than before, as Redcloak discovers to his horror.
- To the Pain: After defeating Lirian, he traps her soul inside a gem, so she can't be resurrected, and then turns her body into a zombie, knowing how much she despises undead. He later plans to make her watch an ogre eating her zombified body, to lure out Dorukan.
- Traumatic Superpower Awakening: Start of Darkness shows the first time his sorcerer powers manifested; when he was four years old, he found the corpse of his dog and childhood friend, Barky, and his grief caused him to accidently cast an animate dead animal spell, resurrecting Barky as a zombie.
- The Undead: A skeletal lich.
- Unequal Rites: When he was alive, people tended to insult him in two ways: referring to him as a tactically inept dimwit far more concerned with self-gratification than forethinking (which was, admittedly, somewhat accurate), or... by proclaiming that, as a sorcerer, he was naturally inferior to wizards, due to the fact he has magic "in the bone" instead of needing to study and learn in order to acquire his powers.
- The Unfettered: Believes that along with overwhelming force, a good villain should be able to go as far as they need to go to achieve their goals, no matter how depraved.
- Unskilled, but Strong: To Xykon, all one needs are "Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide."
- Unwitting Pawn: The IFCC want him to gain control of a gate, for some unspecified reason, and made their deal with Vaarsuvius as part of a Batman-Gambit to "knock him out of his comfort zone". Meanwhile, it appears Redcloak has been pulling his strings for years. However, those who have read Start of Darkness know he's a lot more cunning than people give him credit for, and has at least one known on-screen contingency for if and when Redcloak betrays him — the Monster in the Darkness is programmed to eat Redcloak if that ever happens.
- Used to Be a Sweet Kid: Averted. He was evil since he was around four and killed his own parents and a handicapped man (albeit a very condescending one) when he was twelve.
- Victory Is Boring: Elements of this show up in Xykon's character, especially how he offered to give Roy a chance to level up and actually have the fight be a challenge. And imagine what might happen if he actually took over the world. Just look at the games he invented with O-Chul to keep himself entertained.
- Villain Decay: Conspicuously averted by the author, who wrote his origin story, Start of Darkness, with the intent that the audience would not gain any sympathy for him.
Writing a story centered around your main antagonist is sort of difficult, because you risk "devillainifying" them. Yes, I just made that word up. What I mean though, is that once an audience has read all about a character's life, with all of their personal struggles and trials and tribulations and such, it's more difficult to see the character as the Big Bad. My challenge here was to tell the story of Xykon's life without making Xykon even slightly sympathetic. I mean, he's wholly and unapologetically Evil, but more to the point, he's kind of a dick.
- Villainous Breakdown: Xykon loses his cool in a major way each time his phylactery is threatened. He drops what he is doing and goes into a dead rush for the darn thing if there's a chance it will be damaged, eyes wide and shouting all the way. If it is ever destroyed, we're probably going to get a shining example of a villainous breakdown in the style that only OotS can deliver. Justified in that as long as the phylactery is intact, Xykon is immortal.
- Villain Protagonist: In Start of Darkness.
- Villains Out Shopping: Xykon's caught doing this multiple times.
- Voice of the Legion: In Start of Darkness, shortly after becoming a lich, he comments on the "nice reverb" of his new negative-energy-induced voice.
- We Have Reserves: See Bad Boss.
- What Is This Thing You Call Love?: Due to being evil since childhood, Xykon never really understood any kind of intimacy outside of a purely sexual relationship. He has two joys in life: Coffee, and killing people, and as a lich, he can't enjoy coffee anymore.
- When All You Have Is a Hammer: As a sorcerer, Xykon has a relatively small selection of spells, but can cast those he does know as often as he needs them (more or less), and so he goes for an approach of blasting an enemy until they are crushed under the sheer volume of his spells. This "blunt force" approach is why wizards look down on him, but Xykon sees it as a strength — his whole credo is that there is always a level of force against which no amount of skill or tactics can stand.
- Xtreme Kool Letterz: Yes, that's why he's called "Xykon". Zs are for pussies.
- You Meddling Kids: He references it in "The Diary".
- Your Normal Is Our Taboo: Xykon looks down upon "disgusting biophiliacs". Whether this refers to living people sexually attracted to other living people (the normal/taboo) or undead attracted to living necrophiliacs is unclear.
(to his reflection in the mirror) "It'll all be worth it. You'll see."
Cleric Alignment: Lawful Evil
A goblin cleric with a bone to pick with human society and a sympathetic backstory. Xykon's right hand man, and the guy who keeps the evil trains running on time
. He is far more organized, but not as evil, as Xykon. He is presently the supreme leader of a large army of hobgoblins and undead. He is confirmed as newly level 17 in strip #826
- The Ageless: Thanks to the Crimson Mantle, he's immune to aging and disease.
- Amulet of Concentrated Awesome / Artifact of Doom: The Crimson Mantle.
- Animate Dead: Thanks to this magic, he's a big contributor to building Team Evil's partly-undead army.
- Anti-Villain: Combination of Type I, II and III at different points. He has a very good reason to hate the gods — which does not necessarily excuse setting up a scheme that might destroy the entire planet, but it makes it understandable.
- Badass Boast: To Hinjo after the battle of Azure city.
Redcloak: Your city? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought someone would have told you by now. See, this is MY city now, paladin! I figure you owe me one village plus 35 years interest, so this is a good start!
- Badass Bookworm: He's a cleric; it comes with the territory.
- Badass Cape: The Crimson Mantle, again.
- Badass Preacher: High Priest of the Dark One and capable of one-shoting a paladin leader.
- Beleaguered Assistant / Hypercompetent Sidekick: More the former, in spirit anyway. If Xykon didn't have Redcloak around, the world would be a lot safer simply by virtue of Xykon being tactically stupid and having a hard time getting anything done.
- Big Bad Ensemble: Seems to be a toss-up between Xykon, the IFCC, and Redcloak.
- Brutal Honesty: Instead of lying about the fact he killed Tsukiko, Redcloak outright reveals to Xykon that he murdered her, brutally.
- Character Development: Went from being racist against hobgoblins and humans alike to being speciesist against humans when he realizes that he was acting more and more like Xykon (a thought that visibly terrified him). Also, following the loss of his right eye, Redcloak seems to have become more focused, actively working in order to create his goblinoid utopia, and overall acts more collected... and deadly:
Redcloak: What I have lost in depth perception, I have gained in perspective.
- The Chessmaster: Strips #825-830 have him crushing the Azure City Underground, recovering Xykon's phylactery, and destroying his largest rival for the position of Xykon's Dragon. He follows this up by calmly admitting he's been playing Xykon since the beginning.
- Chessmaster Sidekick: The Man Behind the Man to Xykon, pulling his strings as Manipulative Bastard via being selective about what he lets Xykon know.
- Cynicism Catalyst: Most of his family was killed by the Sapphire Guard, and Xykon tricked him into killing his little brother, Right-Eye, to ensure his loyalty.
- Dangerously Genre Savvy:. Unlike Xykon, he uses military tactics instead of relying on brute strength; he refuses to rely on classic elementals as Giant Mooks, and instead uses stronger and rarer ones; after some Character Development, he refrains from using the We Have Reserves tactic. Finally, he uses La Résistance to get his boss' Soul Jar, before ambushing them with a group of summoned devils and giving them a Total Party Kill, and simply orders one of his aforementioned elementals to kill a Paladin trying to goad him into a duel. He even points out he's not taking stupid risks any more in doing so. He also kills everyone who knows that he has possession of the phylactery (and makes sure they won't be resurrected) to ensure the success of his Batman-Gambit. He also made a perfect forgery of the phylactery, knowing that Xykon would no longer let him hold onto it. After realizing the Order of the Stick is protecting the gates, he simply decided to wipe them out himself as soon as he could. When Xykon tells him to drop it, he summons a high level elemental to kill Roy.
- Dark Messiah: Serves an evil god who wishes to bring equality to the Always Chaotic Evil creatures.
- Deadpan Snarker: Expresses his disdain for the rest of Team Evil (and others) with sarcasm and cutting remarks
- Disintegrator Ray: Disintegrate is his favorite offensive spell.
- The Dragon: He's Xykon second in command of the evil plan and one getting things done while he's off somewhere else. Ironically, their relationship was reversed before Xykon became a lich, and now he's a Dragon with an Agenda. Although #830 has him claim to Tsukiko that he's still pulling Xykon's strings; he's just doing so in a very subtle, complex fashion...
- Dragon-in-Chief: In terms of planning and administration, Redcloak is the true mastermind behind Xykon's Evil Plan.
- Dragon with an Agenda: He works for Xykon but his plan is different.
- Even Evil Has Standards: One of the reasons that Xykon considers him a spineless wimp.
- Eviler than Thou: When it comes down to it, he proves to Tsukiko that he's worse than she ever could be.
- Evil Genius: Xykon's a brute force kind of guy so Redcloak supplies the depth and breath of knowledge.
- Exact Words: Uses this to convince Xykon that Tsukiko was planning to betray them.
- Eyepatch of Power: After the below encounter with O-Chul. Xykon, at least, seems to approve of this development:
Xykon: I like you this way. It's like we have a grumpy pirate on the team.
- Eye Scream: O-Chul does this to him in "With a Critical Eye". He could easily regenerate it, but Xykon has forbidden him from doing so.
- Fantastic Racism: As a goblin, he's a victim of it by humans, who assume his people to be Always Neutral Evil. (Ggoing by the backstory, Goblins are Always Neutral Evil by definition and cruel destiny.) He also despises humanity, which he considers not racist but speciesist, since he hates all races of humans equally (an ironic statement, given he seems to have a particular hatred of Azure City). He himself was racist against the more warlike hobgoblins until halfway through the battle of Azure City (see My God, What Have I Done?).
- Fatal Flaw: Refusal to turn back, because otherwise, everything he's sacrificed will have been in vain.
- Freudian Excuse: He's evil because the Sapphire Guard killed his family.
- Foil: To Xykon, naturally. He's an Anti-Villain instead of a For the Evulz monster and a cleric instead of a sorcerer.
- From Nobody to Nightmare: Started out as junior acolyte of the Dark One in a goblin village out in the sticks. Right now, the messiah of the goblin race.
- Gone Horribly Wrong: Redcloak was the one who turned Xykon into a lich, hoping that holding his phylactery would allow him to control Xykon. He was horribly wrong, and the decision cost him his brother and a horrible lot of unnecessary goblin casualties. It also forced him into servitude (albeit a feigned one at this stage) to Xykon instead of being his partner.
- Good Powers, Bad People: As a cleric, he can cast healing spells. Most of the time, he just does this to heal his minions (or uses reversed versions to "heal" Xykon), but later on, he puts it to an evil use in performing Cold-Blooded Torture on O-Chul, as he can heal him after each session.
- Good Shepherd: For the goblin species he is a spiritual leader and connection to their diety. Failing to live up to this for all goblin races is part of his My God, What Have I Done?.
I'm the high priest of the Dark One! I'm supposed to shepherd the goblin people-all goblins!
- Healing Hands: As a cleric, he can do this.
- He Knows Too Much: Crushes the Resistance by planting a goblin infiltrator, disguised as a human with a polymorph spell. When the spy manages to recover Xykon's phylactery, instead of receiving the promised reward, he is sent to his death to cover up the details behind the battle. Redcloak considers this an unfortunate necessity, because he can't afford to have anybody alive who knows what he's done with the phylactery. Although the spy is technically killed by Resistance members, Redcloak doesn't raise him and admits he'd have killed him anyway. He then did it again, with Tsukiko.
- High Priest: As Xykon's quote at the top of the page states, Redcloak is the high priest of the Dark One.
- Hypocrite: Word of the Giant says that in "Pot vs. Kettle", Redcloak is ignoring how his magical cloak has been letting him live an unnatural existence himself.
- Ignored Epiphany: Pride and stubbornness kept him from ending his deal with Xykon before turning Xykon into a lich, or leaving The Plan behind during Xykon's disappearance, or helping his brother take Xykon out after Right-Eye tried to show Redcloak just how out of touch Redcloak is. May be more of a delayed epiphany than an ignored one considering later events. He admitted that's he's pulling Xykon's strings and seems to be taking steps to backstab him, such as killing Tsukiko and choosing to hide the fact that he's recovered Xykon's phylactery. But he still apparently intends to go through with The Plan first.
- I Lied: Slightly more verbose one from Redcloak when he tells Tsukiko his real plan for the Snarl.
Tsukiko: That... that doesn't help Xykon at all!!
Redcloak: Yes, I know. That's why I kept it from him from more than 30 years.
- Immortal Immaturity: Right-Eye calls him out on a variant of this, claiming that since he hasn't aged in decades, he's basically frozen in the past and refuses to move on like he (Right-Eye) was forced to do.
- I've Come Too Far: As Xykon points out to him at the end of Start of Darkness, he can't back away from the Plan now, because that would mean admitting that he did it all — including murdering his brother — for nothing.
- Laser-Guided Karma: Redcloak losing an eye — and being forbidden to regenerate it — just so he could remember his brother every time he looks at a mirror.
- Line-of-Sight Name: To avoid Xykon blasting him for giving him a long, complicated name, he uses "Redcloak" to introduce himself to the sorcerer when they first met.
- The Goblin Behind the Lich: All that kowtowing and submissiveness to Xykon? Redcloak's just manipulating the lich in his own way by subtly guiding Xykon in the direction he wants.
- Metaphorically True: When he explains why he killed Tsukiko, strictly speaking everything he says is true — it's just that he skips a few details along the way. Details that would have gotten him brutally killed by Xykon, naturally.
- Mission from God: The Dark One in this case. It's to elevate the lot of the Goblin People from fodder for paladins and adventurers to something dignified.
- Moral Myopia: Redcloak really gets angry when people try to reanimate those he cares about as undead but he has no problem when it gets done (or indeed, doing it himself) to those he doesn't care about. Sadly, Xykon knows how to play him in such a way that he is unable to bring himself to defy it when it happens.
- Must Make Amends: Redcloak ordered thousands of hobgoblins that he was in command of into certain death without thinking or feeling anything because of the ancient grudges between goblins and hobgoblins. After a hobgoblin saved his life during the battle, Redcloak reacted with horror to everything he he had done and become, and promptly led the hobgoblins to a smashing victory, even putting his own life at risk in order to save those of his men.
- My God, What Have I Done?:
- This happens after a hobgoblin sacrifices his life to save Redcloak from a catapult during the battle for Azure City. At this point, he becomes significantly more considerate for his hobgoblin army and personally leads them through the attack.
- Has another one in Start of Darkness after killing Right-Eye and having Xykon call him out on it.
- Never My Fault: His actions in serving Xykon, who kills anyone who happens to be in his field of vision at any given moment for fun, including a whole lot of Goblins are all "for the greater good", but when Right-Eye suggests betraying Xykon he refuses on the basis that it would be a waste of goblin lives, and succeeding in killing Xykon would mean having to admit that he was wrong, and that it was his fault that all those goblins died. Right-Eye actually calls him on it, what little good it's done.
- Non-Action Guy: Sorta; aside from epic characters like Xykon, the Order of the Scribble, and possibly Tarquin he's probably the most powerful character in the story but he is never shown engaging in physical combat even when drawn in melee by another character. Instead he relies on magic despite the fact that his class has decent melee abilities.
- Older than They Look: The Crimson Mantle stops him from aging. He's only 50ish, but by goblin standards that's like 120, and he still looks like a teenager.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: He adopted the name of "Redcloak" after seeing Xykon kill a lizardman because of his long, hard-to-pronounce name. His real name is never given, and the only hint we know is that it's harder to use in the heat of battle, even by other goblins.
- Only Sane Man: Between Xykon (For the Evulz), the Monster in the Darkness (spacey wuss) and Tsukiko (Parody Sue), he's the only one in Team Evil that can pass a sanity check.
- Pointy Ears: Because he's a goblin.
- Rage Against the Heavens: The Plan in a nutshell. His Mission from the Dark One is a plan to blackmail the other gods into making the goblinoid races something other than XP fodder.
- The Reliable One: Which he lampshades, saying that while everyone else is out having fun he's making sure the trains run on time.
- Religion is Magic: Comes with being a cleric.
- Scars Are Forever: Although clerical magic could have fixed his eye with ease, Xykon orders Redcloak to keep that particular wound as a reminder of what happens when they "sit on their lazy asses".
- Start of Darkness: The comic book containing his and Xykon's is the Trope Namer.
- Storm of Blades: The Blade Barrier spell.
- The Strategist: Unfortunately for the good guys he uses legit military tactics when invading and isn't bothered by La Résistance.
- Summon Magic: Fond of conjuring chemical elementals and fiendish creatures.
- Sunk Cost Fallacy: One of the primary reasons he's still following The Plan, though it's still possible (and, arguably, it's becoming more and more likely) that the The Plan will pay off, so Redcloak hasn't yet fallen into the true fallacy (which only arises when you do something that has little or even negative utility based on the fact that you've already paid). He has, however, done so with respect to Xykon, whom he insists on remaining shackled to when, theoretically, any reasonably high-level arcane caster should be able to handle that half of the ritual.
- Taking Up The Mantle: Redcloak takes up the Crimson Mantle of the previous High Priest of the Dark One in book #-1: Start of Darkness.
- Talking to the Dead: To Right-Eye in #701.
Redcloak: It'll all be worth it. You'll see.
The Monster in the Darkness
The Monster in the Darkness
"So... can I have some stew? Exactly What It Says on the Tin
[...] Can I get toys?
[...] Can I be let out of the box?"
, a creature perpetually surrounded by darkness because Xykon wants to dramatically reveal it as his trump card. In 800 strips, that hasn't happened. He isn't actually evil and has a childlike personality, but has incredible strength and can laugh off most attacks.
- The Brute: He's implied to tremndously powerful and works as a trump card for Xykon.
- By the Lights of Their Eyes: His glowing yellow eyes are all that is ever seen of him.
- Clap Your Hands If You Believe: His mysterious magic powers seem to work that way. For a long time he isn't even conscious he could have them, but by wishing very, very hard that O-Chul and V would escape Xykon, he teleports them away.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Likes tea parties, Power Rangers, My Little Pony, and watching dwarf porn.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: It's not just his incredible strength; if strip #700 is anything to go by, then whilst he may be The Ditz most of the time, he has the potential to be pretty damn brilliant beneath it. Definitively proven by strip #901.
- Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon: The Monster rehearsing his lines in "Practice Makes Perfect":
MitD: Order of the Stick! Your broken corpses will taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg!
MitD: Order of the Stick! I will bathe in your blood with lavender bath gel and a good loofa!
- Dark Is Not Evil: All he's seen as is a formless lump of darkness, but he's Team Evil's Token Good Teammate.
- The Ditz: He doesn't have to be— when O-Chul challenges him to really and truly think for four seconds straight, he admits that he doesn't mostly because it's hard.
- Does Not Know His Own Strength: Demonstrated when he plays "Who Can Hit the Lightest?" with Miko.
- Earthquake Monster: He can do it by stomping.
- Eats Babies: Defied; Xykon tries to make the MitD more evil by feeding him small children and babies, but the MitD just hides them and throws them out.
- Emerging from the Shadows: Under orders to first reveal himself this way, and has to stay in shadows until then.
- Everyone Calls Him Barkeep: "The Monster in the Darkness"
- Extreme Doormat: He's a wuss that letts everyone walked over him because he doesn't have anything himself.
- Extreme Omnivore: Likes gruel and stew, but doesn't eat live babies. He has been known to eat other random objects, including popcorn, important letters, Scrabble tiles, and a months-old cheeseburger found behind a goblin's sock drawer.
- The Faceless: It's shrouded in darkness, like the rest of him.
- Fartillery: Not seen, but implied.
- Finger Poke of Doom: Him "trying to hit the lightest" or "stomping his foot" can cause devastating damage.
- Genre Savvy: Uses this to convince Xykon O-Chul is the real threat, not the Order of the Stick, calling Roy some fighter he already offed once, and O-Chul as the last of his people, full of revenge.
- Glowing Eyes: The only part of him that's visible in the darkness.
- Glowing Eyes of Doom: You could think this trope applies on his very first appearance, but he gets much less threatening very fast.
- He Who Must Not Be Seen: Invoked by Xykon so he can be properly intimidating when he's released.
- Ignorant Minion: He works for Xykon and has no idea what's going on at any given time. He didn't even know what the Order of the Stick looked like until the Battle of Azure City.
- Lovable Coward:
MitD: I don't wanna go! There might be something scary in there!
- Make Me Wanna Shout: His voice can be extremely powerful.
- Manchurian Agent: Xykon embedded a command in his mind in Start of Darkness to devour Redcloak and spit out his amulet if he ever betrays Xykon.
- Minion with an F in Evil:
Xykon: Look, there's nothing in there any scarier than you are.
Redcloak: Sir, he's about as scary as musty styrofoam.
Xykon: Correction: any scarier than you SHOULD be.
- Morality Pet: O-Chul, which is why he helps him escape.
- Nigh-Invulnerability: He's very difficult to harm, which further implies that he must be a powerful creature.
- No Name Given: Even he doesn't know what could be his name, or even what species he belongs to.
- Not-So-Harmless Villain: The Monster in the Darkness may be playful and childish, but he's Nigh Invulnerable and has devastating strength. As well as unknown magic powers that even he may be unaware of.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: While most of his childishness is genuine, in strip #901 he deliberately amps up the tendencies while tricking Xykon and Redcloak so they won't suspect. He even makes sure not to refer to O-Chul by name after a slip.
- Odd Friendship: With O-Chul, a paladin.
- OOC Is Serious Business:
- The normally lazy and silly Monster gets seriously frightened for the fate of O-Chul, and even calls his friend by name.
- In strip #901 he grabs the Smart Ball to save "O-Chul's friends".
- Ostentatious Secret: His identity is so secret not even he knows it.
- Parasol of Prettiness: More to show his gentle nature than femininity, the parasol is also to keep his true form hidden from sight until the right moment.
- Pass the Popcorn:
- Poke the Poodle: His attempted acts of villainy tend to be more like this than anything.
- Running Gag: "Gate? What Gate?"
- Stock Yuck: Babies.
- Super Strength: Even when he hits as softly as he can, he still sends P Cs flying.
- Sympathy for the Devil: After Tsukiko is killed, he laments that it's sad: What she wanted (to be loved) wasn't that terrible, and not one of his companions actually cares that she's gone. Which is the real sad part for him.
- Token Good Teammate: He doesn't want to take over the world or wipe out paladins or partake in sadistic torture for entertainment. He'd much rather have a peaceful tea party or play Scrabble.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Stew; he has very high standards when it comes to stew.
- The Unreveal: He's constantly waiting to get out of the darkness, but he hasn't had any luck so far. Word of the Giant states there will be an eventual Reveal, and it won't be an original creation, but rather a monster with abilities largely consistent with what's been shown in the comic.
- The Watson: He often fulfills this role with Xykon and Redcloak, although they only answer his questions when hounded enough. Plus, he rarely understand or remember anything about the explanations.
- What You Are in the Dark: Puns aside, strip 901 shows just how not-evil he truly is. O-Chul would likely never know his friends had been killed, or even if the Monster had been involved, but he saves them anyway because their being friends of O-Chul's means something to him.
- You Called Me X, It Must Be Serious:
- He calls O-Chul "Mr. Stiffly" most of the time; when he finally addresses O-Chul by his real name, it's a sign he's finally starting to listen to what O-Chul's been telling him and thinking.
- By strip #901, he does it again, this time correcting himself with "Mr. Stiffly" when Xykon asks what he's talking about.
- Your Other Left: In Start of Darkness, he's shown having this problem.
Right-Eye: The real problem is the structural damage they do.
Redcloak: Yeah, they really rip up the walls. Especially the fourth wall.
Demon-Roach: That joke is dedicated to all you fans out there!
A group of fiendish insects who follow the villains around, making sarcastic comments and pop culture references along the way.
- Breath Weapon: They have a small fire breath, though it's used more often as a lighter than as a weapon.
- Character Alignment: Being fiendish creatures from the Abyss, most definitely Chaotic Evil.
- Fourth Wall Observers: Even moreso than the Oracle, if only because they get more screen time.
- Greek Chorus: They're part of the story but they spend most of their time commenting on it instead of partaking.
- Irony: After Xykon, Redcloak and the Monster leave Gobbotopia, one roach comments to Jirix that now he can whip the place into shape without all of the distractions... then Jirix stomps the roach.
- No Body Left Behind: They "pop" out of existence when killed, returning to the Lower Plane they're originating from.
- Pungeon Masters: "He besieged me with science!" is just one example.
- Snarky Non-Human Sidekicks: The character relationship chart in book four list them as this, specifically to the Monster in the Darkness.
- Talking Animals: Vocally snarking roaches.
- Team Pets: They follow Team Evil around.
"Besides, they were the ones who threw ME into prison for being different — for understanding that a pulse is not a prerequisite for being loved! They all got exactly what they deserved!" Race:
Wizard (necromancer)/Cleric/Mystic Theurge Alignment: Neutral Evil
A young mystic theurge recruited during the battle of Azure City to create undead Mooks
. Her love of the undead (yes, in that way
) and impressive spellcasting ability led her to become Xykon's top enforcer, much to the annoyance of Redcloak. She discovers Redcloak's deception, and is unceremoniously executed via Redcloak turning her beloved wights against her
- Animate Dead: Her main job for Team Evil.
- Better Living Through Evil: When confronted with selling out her civlization by the Azure City military, she counters that she got a good rprice for it.
- Black Bra and Panties: She wears this under her nightie when Dark-V attacks Xykon.
- Bullying a Dragon: Despite him being a more powerful cleric than her, she still treats Redcloak like shit, seeing him as a spineless coward squirming under Xykon's heel. Needless to say, it didn't end well for her. Also see Underestimating Badassery. Though Redcloak had been cultivating that image for decades.
- Common Mary Sue Traits: Heterochromatic eyes, great beauty, skimpy clothing, unusually skilled for her young age, Japanese name meaning "moon child", oppressed by a stuck-up society not understanding her greatness... check.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: Life drained completely by the wights she loved so much. And then devoured.
- Dark Action Girl: Her official job is reanimating corpses but she can create the corpse itself just as easilly.
- Dark Is Not Evil: Parodied. Since she thinks that death is the opposite of life and the undead are therefore caring and misunderstood — and Xykon will eventually grow to love her. Even the Monster in the Darkness tries to tell her that it doesn't work that way. Eventually Redcloak proves her wrong in a particularly cruel way by killing her with her own beloved minions.
- Death by Irony: In two ways: First because she is drained to death and eaten by her beloved wights, and she is killed by Redcloak (who she considered a spineless wimp) using nothing more than his Command Undead class feature and a Dispel Magic to counterspell her Shout.
- Dragon Wannabe: She thinks she has what it takes to be Xykon's Dragon. Unfortunately, the spot's already taken by Redcloak. When the two throw down, he shows her exactly how badly outclassed she is.
- Duality Motif: Tsukiko has a blue eye and an indigo eye. This reflects her dual-caster prestige class, the color of her aura when casting spells being blue for divine magic and indigo for arcane. As a joke, it carries over as a theme to her slippers too.
- Energy Ball: She uses a number of non-core "orb" spells (Electric Orb, Fire Orb, Lesser Acid Orb, Cold Orb) in order to counter Haley's evasion skill.
- Everything's Better with Plushies: Tsukiko sleeps with a Xykon plushie. And yes, the fans started begging for one as soon as they saw it.
- Evil Sorceress: Nercomancer, mystic, and a hard on for evil.
- Famous Last Words: "I love you all! I love you! I love you! Why don't... you love... me?"
- Fatal Flaw: Her arrogance, pride, and complete misunderstanding of people's true characters. Specifically, all three of them lead her to gloat to Redcloak's face that she is going to expose his treachery to Xykon under the over-confident belief that he is too spineless to do anything to stop her. It also fools her into believing that her wights are children who would never hurt their 'mommy' as opposed to easily-dominated drones who will instantly turn on her if someone more powerful at controlling them overrides her orders.
- Flight is one of her abilities. Belkar thanks for combining it with a short dress.
- Fluffy Tamer:
Tsukiko: (to a newly-created undead) Hello, little one. I'm your mommy.
- Girlish Pigtails: Both for cuteness and immaturity.
- Goth: True to stereotype she wears black and talks about her "dark allure". Haley (who had such a phase) mocks her for it.
- Grave Robbing: Two years experience as an intern graverobber on her resume.
- Have You Told Anyone Else?: When she realizes that the Ritual doesn't do anything Redcloak says it's supposed to, she goes to confront (and taunt) Redcloak about it before telling Xykon her suspicions. She believes that she'd be able to bully him into silence again or teleport to Xykon if things went bad. That... didn't exactly work.
- Healing Hands: "Cure Critical Wounds". More often than not she does this for the undead.
- Hoist by Her Own Petard: Her own wights drain her to death (and eat her corpse) after Redcloak steals control of them. Also a Death by Irony since it's a combination of her arrogance, lack of character judgement and belief that her undead "children" are people who won't hurt her that kills her.
- Horrible Judge of Character: A significant flaw of hers. She believes that the dead are better than the living because she thinks the living are all bastards and the dead are their exact opposites. She thinks that Xykon is an Edward Cullen-style paranormal romantic hero just waiting for the perfect girl (i.e. her) to 'heal' him. And she thinks that Redcloak is an ineffective spineless wimp who is just going to passively let her get away with absolutely everything including outright informing Xykon of Redcloak's treachery. Redcloak brutally proves her wrong.
- Humans Are Bastards: She believes this thoroughly and, in what may be an example of Insane Troll Logic, uses it to justify her belief that the Undead are really nice creatures, as they are "the antithesis of life". See "They Would Likely Both Disagree with That Sentiment" for the full conversation.
- Ignored Enamored Underling: Toward Xykon, who doesn't just ignore her sentiments but actively avoids thinking about them ('cause he's "not one of those disgusting biophiliacs").
- I Love the Undead: Yes, in that way.
- Insane Troll Logic: Her "reasoning" behind preferring the undead to the living is so warped that even the Monster in the Darkness is calling her out on it.
- Ironic Echo: During her battle with Haley and Thanh, she uses both their weaknesses against them, causing her to nearly succeed in defeating them both. She also attempts to goad Belkar into performing a Face-Heel Turn, which almost succeeds as well. Later on, Redcloak does the same to her in order to destroy her once and for all.
- Just Deserts: Ended up being eaten by the wights she created.
- Karmic Death: She betrays Azure City for the reasons outlined under Dark Is Not Evil, and later tries to do the same to Redcloak, and eventually the latter commands her own undead minions to kill her, while explaining how deluded she was to think they were anything more than tools. She dies begging them to stop and wondering why they don't love her.
- Killed Off for Real: After Redcloak uses her wights to level-drain her to death, he then instructs them to devour her corpse, thus preventing a resurrection.
- Make Me Wanna Shout: The Shout spell.
- Misplaced Kindergarten Teacher: Tsukiko acts like this to her undead minions. From her perspective they're only a few days old and need looking after. Consequently, the elite squad of wights is organized like they're on a school trip, complete with whistles and a buddy system.
- Mistaken for Gay: Her... flustered reaction to an Accidental Innuendo by the Monster in the Darkness.
- Naïve Newcomer: A teenager who wanted in on the latest evil organization.
- Necromancer: Animates the dead as her main job and chief passion.
- Nightmare Fetishist: More literally than most.
- Panty Shot:
- Parody Sue: She has some definite Common Mary Sue Traits (see above) and acts as if in her own self-insert fanfic. It's all to better point out how Wrong Genre Savvy she truly is.
- Perky Female Minion: Far more upbeat and happy than her evil coworkers or boss.
- Pet the Dog: The motherly way she treats her creations. (Given her proclivities, that may be even squickier.)
- Prestige Class: Mystic Theurge.
- The Quisling: She sells out her entire city to Xykon and the goblins, and is thoroughly unapologetic about it. Her comeuppance is suitably horrible.
Thanh: You have sold out our entire civilization to outsiders!
Tsukiko: Yeah, but at least I got a good price for it. What can I say? It was a seller's market.
- The Red Mage: Being multiclassed allows her to cast both divine and arcane spells which gives her a wider breadth of casting ability and spellcraft knowledge than a single-classed character would have, but neither of which are at the depth a single-classed caster has.
- Religion is Magic: Due to her levels in cleric, Tsukiko posses divine magic.
- Sanity Has Advantages: As a Mystic Theurge, Tsukiko has high scores of both Intelligence and Wisdom. However, she doesn't benefit of those as much as she should... because she's utterly insane, leading her to make foolish mistakes. Like underestimating Redcloak.
- Smarter Than You Look: Don't let the pigtails, her love for the undead or her Xykon doll fool you: she's dangerous. She found some creative ways to counter Haley's evasion, and unlike Xykon she discovered that Redcloak's ritual doesn't have the intended purpose that he led them to believe it had (although with some unexpected help from the MitD).
Tsukiko: I was expelled from some of the best wizard academies in the South, you know.
- Smug Snake: She's far from the perfect Mary Sue she imagine herself to be.
- The Starscream: Not towards Xykon, but Redcloak. In fact, her behavior sometimes may resemble the Trope Namer — despite that Redcloak is higher than her in the hierarchy, she constantly disrespects him, tries to undercut his authority and mocks him... and her attempt at taking his position backfires spectacularly. Too bad for her that Redcloak doesn't have much tolerance for betrayal.
- Thinks Like a Romance Novel: When you think about it, she acts like she's the heroine of one of those Twilight-esque books, where evil creatures are really Not Evil, Just Misunderstood and Xykon is this perfect guy whose heart she is destined to win at the end. Suffice to say, she's incredibly wrong about this, and finds out the hard way.
- Too Dumb to Live: Really, Tsukiko? You really thought for one moment that Redcloak would stay idle while you crush his decades-long plan? You really thought that gloating about how you were going to usurp his place in front of him was a smart move? And you didn't make sure that his personal sanctum wasn't barred against teleportation despite the fact that he's big on pre-planning? Really?! Sorry, but you got what you deserved. Redcloak himself lampshades it:
Redcloak: Because, let's be clear: if I tolerated your humiliating attempts to undercut my authority before, it was only because killing you would've upset the delicate puppet strings upon which "Lord Xykon" unknowingly dances. But if you're going to stand here, and tell me that you'll expose one of those strings to him? If you're going to be THAT stupid? There can only be one rational response to that.
- Token Human: She is the only human member of Team Evil, unless you include Xykon, who formerly was a human.
- Underestimating Badassery: She probably thought, if nothing else, that between her wights, her ability to teleport and her huge spell selection, she could escape Redcloak before he could do anything to stop her — which is why she spent so much time taunting Redcloak and spelling out her plans. Unfortunately, Redcloak nullified all her advantages in short order (warding his sanctum against teleportation, controlling her wights, having them grapple her, and counterspelling the few spells that she could cast while grappled) and Tsukiko soon found herself way over her head.
- Wrong Genre Savvy: She thinks she's the Mary Sue heroine of a Twilight-style supernatural romance. Oh, how wrong she is.
- Zombie Advocate: They're not evil in her opinion; just misunderstood. They should be cared for like children.
MitD: How did you get them to look exactly like Xykon?
Redcloak: I didn't. They're human skeletons. I put a blue robe on them and called it a night.
Heck, I had to put those colored pendants on them just to tell them apart.
Three skeletal undead — a Death Knight, a Huecuva, and an Eye of Fear and Flame — created by Redcloak for the battle of Azure City, to sow confusion within the enemy ranks by having them look identical to Xykon.
- Anti-Magic: The Death Knight has some serious Spell Resistance, to Vaarsuvius's great annoyance.
- Badass: All three to different extents, but the Death Knight in particular. It cuts its way through three giant soldiers, blasts through several normal soldiers, kills General Chang, and nearly defeats a weakened V.
- Badass Boast: The Death Knight: "Let the Reaping Begin!"
- Battle Strip: The Death Knight rips its Xykon robe, revealing its heavy armor, before charging at the breach.
- Blood Knight: The Death Knight. See his Badass Boast.
- Body Doubles: Skeleton Doubles at least. Redcloak made them for the Shell Game at Azure City.
- Dem Bones: All of them are animated skeletons.
- Deus ex Machina: The Death Knight getting crushed by a falling dragon head, from Vaarsuvius's viewpoint.
- Dirty Coward: Skullsy— ahem, the "Eye of Fear and Flame".
Redcloak: I think I got a little too much "fear" and not enough "flame" on that one.
- Expressive Eyesockets: Like the original.
- Fate Worse than Death: Belkar intimidates Skullsy to serve him and fight off Hobgoblins. Skullsy continues to do so, until Belkar mentions keeping it and using it for many different things. When he mentions a chamber pot, Skullsy snaps and says that it has finally found something worse than death, and promptly betrays them. Haley smashes the skull on a rock and they run from the guards that were attracted by the commotion.
- Fearless Undead: Defied by Skullsy who is still scared of destruction, but played straight by the two others.
- Fireballs: One of Skullsy's two powers, to Belkar's delight.
- For the Evulz: Both the Huecuva and Death Knight's main motivation; they don't care that they're just decoys.
- Glowing Eyelights of Undeath: All of them due to their respective natures.
- Ignored Enemy: The Huecuva being distracted from killing Hinjo by a pair of ninjas.
Huecuva: Well, you got your contract killing in my hatred of all that's good and pure!
- In-Series Nickname: The Eye of Fear and Flame is soon called "Skullsy" by Belkar.
- Kansas City Shuffle: What they were created for in the first place: distraction. Haley even calls them a shell game.
- Kill It with Fire: All three undead have fire powers used to lay waste on their enemies.
Death Knight: Choose your doom, then, chicken-mage: Original Recipe, or Extra Crispy?
- Large Ham / Evil Is Hammy: The Death Knight is clearly enjoying the theatrics that come with slaughtering an army.
- Losing Your Head: Skullsy's fate two rounds after meeting Belkar.
- Our Liches Are Different: Technically not liches, but unfortunately not visually different from one.
- Power Crystal: The Eye of Fear and Flame's gemstones.
Skullsy: Stay back! I can shoot Fireballs and Fear beams out of my magical eye gems!
- Pre-Mortem One-Liner: The Death Knight quips one to General Chang (and to V, almost).
- Quirky Miniboss Squad: Not what they were made for, but they serve the purpose by fighting redshirts and keeping PCs busy.
- Sinister Scimitar: The Death Knight's weapon.
- Touch of Death: The Huecuva
- The Undead: Like Xykon, but different forms.
"Truly, there has never been a more impressive display of magic in the annals of warfare." Race:
Unknown (probably Warrior) Alignment: Lawful Evil
The General of the hobgoblin Forces, and loyal second-in-command of Redcloak.
- Beard of Evil: He's more evil than the beardless mook goblins.
- Deadpan Snarker: The above quote was his reaction to the underwhelming battle between the head Azure Cleric and Redcloak.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: When Miko destroys the gate, a hobgoblin reports that the General was in the Courtyard, and presumably died.
- Evil Counterpart: To General Chang (though they never meet). Chang questions detrimental orders, while The Hobgoblin General is continuously loyal.
- Mook Lieutenant: For Redcloak. He's only a little different than the mook goblins.
- My Master, Right or Wrong: Goes along with Redcloak's careless slaughter of hobgoblins because he is the supreme leader.
- Number Two: To Redcloak.
- Pointy Ears: As a goblin.
- Undying Loyalty: To Redcloak, like all hobgoblins. Cemented when Redcloak stops wasting troops, and leads them to a smashing victory.
- The Watson: Redcloak explains his plans to the General. After his death, Jirix takes this role.
"Thank you, thank you. And thank you, Supreme Leader, for those kind words. I didn't mind the Resurrection spell, either." Race:
Cleric Alignment: Lawful Evil
Redcloak's hobgoblin second-in-command, following the conquest of Azure City, and now Prime Minister of the newly-formed state of Gobbotopia.
- Aerith and Bob: On two levels. Most hobgoblins have names like "Goblin Cleric #2." Also contrasts Redcloak (who presumably has a more golbin-esque name, but we never hear it).
- Affably Evil: Normally upbeat and polite, complimenting Redcloak, and wishing him luck when he leaves the city. Invoked during his speech to the Goblins, where he's quick to make jokes and praise their efforts, later telling Redcloak that he did so to project a more relaxed image to help transition to a more peaceful time.
- Back from the Dead: At least twice by this point.
- It Is Not Your Time: Jirix is sent back from the afterlife by the goblinoid god, The Dark One.
- Killed Mid-Sentence: Happened twice already, and each time he was OHKO by a paladin (well, technically, an ex-paladin and Chuck Norris incarnate, but still — it may become a Running Gag). While Tempting Fate, to boot, the first time:
- Roughly 200 strips later...
Jirix: XYKO— *splurnkth!*
- Mauve Shirt: The only properly named Hobgoblin (as in, not named something like Hogoblin Cleric #2), and one of the few ones with significance. Also one of the few still-living members of Team Evil outside of the main three and the roaches.
- Mook Lieutenant: He acts as the leader of the hobgoblins.
- Mook Promotion: Word of the Giant states that Jirix was the nameless cleric who fought besides Redcloak in the Azure City throne room.
- Number Two: To Redcloak.
- Pointy Ears: As with all hobgoblins.
- Punch Clock Villain: Although a member of Team Evil, he is not shown to be particularly malicious, although at one point he decides to step on a demon cockroach.
- Shoo Out the Clowns: Jirix steps on one of the Demon-roaches once Xykon, Redcloak and the Monster teleport out of the city. Probably to strengthen the Goblins' hold over the city.
- Turn Undead: Like Redcloak above, he attempts using negative energy to turn the ghost-martyrs. However, being lower level it doesn't work since he can't overcome the consecration of the throne room.
- The Watson: Jirix serves largely for Redcloak's exposition on things he would not be able to talk about to the other members of Team Evil.
The Booted Wight
The Booted Wight
"...Can I have his shoes?" Race:
Wight (formerly human or goblinoid) Alignment: Lawful Evil
Tsukiko's sidekick and the face of her undead army.
"You know what your problem is, Big Brother? You never seize the moment."
Redcloak's younger brother and conscience. While Right-Eye only appears in the Start of Darkness
prequel and doesn't live through it, he's one of the original founders of Team Evil and very important to Redcloak's backstory.
- Anti-Villain: Moreso than his brother.
- An Axe to Grind: His favorite weapon is the axe. As he himself states, when they were young and their mother distributed chores, he always picked splitting wood. And then he demonsrates on a treant.
- Character Development: Spells this out for Redcloak, who he thinks needs some in spades:
Right-Eye: Life is about growing — growing older, growing wiser, growing closer to your loved ones. But you, you're frozen in time. You're still the same angry kid who took that artifact off of your master's corpse that day.
- Eyepatch of Power: He lost an eye during the paladin attack that wiped out their village, and has always worn an eyepatch since then.
- Famous Last Words: "Goodbye... Redcloak."
- Fatal Flaw: His impulsiveness, according to Redcloak. From what we see of him during the comic, it usually (with one very, very, VERY big exception) works out for the better for him. Ironically, the first well-formulated plan we see him make kills him.
- Genius Bruiser: Especially in his later years. Justified because growing older actually gives you mental ability score bonuses in D&D.
- Gone Horribly Wrong: He was the one who suggested allying with Xykon in the first place, although to his credit he realised what a bad idea it was much sooner than Redcloak.
- I Have no Brother: Right-Eye's last words aren't a sad farewell to his brother or anything like that. It's his rejection that Redcloak is his brother at all.
- In the Hood: To meet with Eugene.