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Characters: The Order of the Stick: Azure City
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Did you guys know that Azure City is the largest trading port in Southern lands?
Thousands of ships come from all around the world to barter for fine Southern goods like silk, spices, and video games
The average temperature for this season is 63° F, with average yearly precipitation of 26.43 inches. Roy:
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a successful Bardic Knowledge check.
- Paladin: The Sapphire Guard notably features the archetypical Lawful Stupid paladin juxtaposed with several much more positive examples of Paladins. They work for the Southern Gods to smite evil.
- Please Select New City Name: After nearly one year of occupation by the hobgoblins, Azure City is renamed Gobbotopia City.
- Single Palette Town: It's all varying shades of blue.
- Weapons Kitchen Sink: The soldiers of Azure City use Japanese Katanas alongside Chinese Ji and Greco-Roman tower-shields.
- You Gotta Have Blue Hair: For all of Azure City's denizens, it's either this or the black-gray-white spectrum, with a few aqua green exceptions.
Monk/Paladin Alignment: Lawful Good
A dutiful and powerful paladin of the Sapphire Guard whose conviction is, perhaps, too
great. Reared in a monastery, she'd taken a few levels of monk before becoming a paladin.
- Action Girl: Paladin who took out the Order singlehanded.
- Alliterative Name:Miko Miyazaki.
- Anti-Hero: She's willing to kill evil beings in cold blood, but only evil beings.
- Anti-Villain: After she goes insane and kills Shojo.
- Believing Their Own Lies: One of Miko's critical flaws is she makes up stuff to justify her actions and can't see the errors in her own logic.
- Black and White Insanity: Miko built on this trope, growing increasingly delusional over the course of the story arc. As her insanity increases, it changes her from a mere Knight Templar into a total Windmill Crusader — handwaving even the fact that the Gods have stripped her of her paladin powers.
- Broken Bird: Discovering her liege lord was working with Belkar and then losing her paladinhood hit her really hard.
- Broken Pedestal: Miko's pedestal for Shojo breaks when she discovers he's faking his senility. She reacts... violently.
- Comically Missing the Point:
- The Comically Serious: She's serious as a heart attack about everything, even mattress tags.
- Death Equals Redemption: Somewhat averted. She was specifically trying to gain redemption to be restored to the paladin class, and in her dying moments, Soon's spirit explains why and how she failed at this. However, he reassures her that her spirit will be reunited with her beloved horse, Windstriker, which suggests that wherever her soul goes in the afterlife, it'll be a Good place, or at least one accessible to such beings.
- Deconstruction: Miko is intended as a commentary and deadpan parody on people who play Lawful Good characters as Lawful Zealous. This becomes especially clear when she's contrasted against other Lawful Good characters in the comic, such as Hinjo and Roy.
- De-power: Her immediate punishment for killing Lord Shojo is to lose her status as a paladin and its associated bonuses.
- Detect Evil: Tries and fails to detect any evil in the Order. Belkar, who is evil, blocks the ability with a lead sheet, and sues her for it.
- Determinator: Never ever gives up in her eternal quest to smite evil (or rather, who ever she considers to be evil).
- Dual Wielding: A pair of katana.
- Egocentrically Religious: She truly believes that the gods have a special purpose for her.
- Fallen Hero: Literally, as she eventually loses her paladin powers. Played with it at the same time, as she never turns to evil. She keeps trying (and failing) to determine what's right.
- Family-Unfriendly Death: bisection.
- Famous-Named Foreigner: Hayao Miyazaki
- Flanderization: Her jumping to conclusions. While her initial fight with the Order is arguably an example of this, and there are a couple of early gags of her Comically Missing the Point, it wasn't presented as an especially dominant trait during her initial extended period in the comic (strip #s 199-298), never cited as one of the reasons why the Order hated her so much during this period. Neither the phrase "jumping to conclusions" nor anything like it is ever even mentioned in connection to her during this period. When she returns to the comic (after an absence of 80 strips), she's jumping to wrong conclusions all the time, always in ways that seriously, disastrously affects the plot. From then on, it's the only way she affects the plot. This now dominant trait of hers is Lampshaded by Roy by implying that this has always been so typical of her.
- Good Is Not Nice: She is whole souled comitted to the goal of smiting evil and protecting her home...and she is not nice.
- Half the Woman She Used to Be: Ouuuch. Unsurprisingly, she dies. However, it's not all bad. See Death Equals Redemption above.
- Ironic Death: She bisected Lord Shojo and later dies of the same cause.
- Healing Hands: As a paladin, this is one of her skills. Belkar jokes that Roy would love to have her use that skill on him.
- Hero Antagonist: In the commentary, Rich wanted to know if he could pull off a Lawful Good character who is an antagonist. Miko opposes the Order and hampers their progress, but she also helps the dirt farmers without hesitation, helps to organize an evacuation of the inn when the danger appears, goes back into the inn to make sure there were no stragglers, attacked them as harshly as she did because her information gathering had yielded information on their evil counterparts, extenuating circumstances (the crown causing its wearer to registers as strongly evil), as well as their genuine bad behavior (the flumphs, Belkar's actions in the barbarian guild, the weasel thrown down the troll/ogre's gullet). She's just obnoxious and overbearing.
- Honor Before Reason: Played with. In the battle with the ogres, she looked like she walked into the ogre camp and alerted the entire group in order to have a fair fight, but it was just an excuse to clump them all together so the spellcasters could nuke them more easily. However, when Belkar was raising havoc in Azure City dungeons, rather than call a host of troops to track him down, she let him goad her into fighting him on his terms.
- I Am X, Son of Y:
I am Miko Miyazaki, samurai of the Sapphire Guard, loyal vassal of Lord Shojo, daughter of Eyko, and paladin of the Twelve Gods of the South. MitD:
Neat! It must be hard to fit all that on your business cards
- Inspector Javert: For the entire Order. Borderline between Javert and Sympathetic Inspector Antagonist for Lord Shojo. She had him dead to rights, but went a bit Off the Rails in dealing with him.
- In the Hood: Her initial appearance, until her face is revealed during her first fight with the Order.
- I Reject Your Reality: Her conviction that she's always right escalates into outright delusion, to the point where she STILL thinks she's right after the Twelve Gods revoke her paladinhood.
- I Thought It Meant: She thinks that "bump uglies" is an euphemism for Smite Evil.
- Jerkass: Whatever your opinion of her is, it can't be denied that she has quite a few sticks up her ass. This is frequently lampshaded in the comic.
- Killed Off for Real: She's bisected, Xs for eyes, when Soon Kim's gate explodes. Tsukiko passes her over when looking for corpses to re-animate. She's not coming back, either resurrected or undead.
- Knight of Cerebus: Her introduction is the point where the story starts getting serious about its Myth Arc.
- Knight Templar: Overzealous do-gooder that unwitting sails into antagonist territory.
- You Need to Get Laid: She's the object of that trope's page quote. Roy says she wouldn't be so uptight if she were regularlly receving "treasure type O".
Miko's paladin warhorse mount and, as it is implied, her only friend in the world.
Aristocrat Alignment: Chaotic Good
Former ruler of Azure City; Shojo's father, Lord Ronjo, was the first ruler of Azure City to be commander of Soon Kim's Sapphire Guard. Shojo inherited this role, but is in no way a paladin himself (instead, he is a 14th-level aristocrat, a NPC class). He faked senility to keep the nobility from assassinating him while keeping them in check, and devised complex schemes to get what he wanted done without ticking off the paladins and violating their code of honor.
- Anti-Hero: His goal is the perservation of the world, his city and his gate. He helps the heroes to make this happen, but has unsavory methods.
- Apparently Powerless Puppetmaster: He pretends to be senile so to give the impression of being easily manipulated. If one noble or other fails to convince him of something then they assume some other noble got to him first.
- Aristocrats Are Evil: Averted. Despite him being an aristocrat, Belkar states in one strip after Shojo died that he was most probably Chaotic Good. This fits with Shojo's actions in general, and Belkar had no particular reason to lie about it; he's not going to lie if the truth is more insulting, as was the case when he berated the random cleric for being too dense to realize why Shojo wouldn't want to be raised.
- Armor-Piercing Question: "What are you?", aimed at Belkar.
- The Chessmaster: He arranged for the Order to come to Azure without arrousing suspicion that he wanted them for a job.
- Consulting Mister Puppet: He regularly pretends to consult Mr. Scruffy for advice.
- Cool Old Guy: Belkar thinks so because he has paladins cleaning up after his cat.
- Deadpan Snarker: His true persona is a dry-witted old man.
- Decoy Trial: He staged one to have the Order traverse an entire continent on foot to offer them a job. The judge was Roy's father.
- Dirty Old Man: Tells Hinjo in a bonus comic to "not forget to knock some honey up" and offers some racy scrolls if there are any problems. At Shojo's funeral Sangwaan comments that Shojo would often look at her breasts.
- Famous Last Words: "It appears... not everyone... agrees with your analysis."
- Fatal Flaw: His paranoia is a two-edged sword. It serves him well in avoiding assassinations by the city's daimyos, but it also gets him killed, in a roundabout way. His elaborate scheme to get the Order to Azure City relies on deceiving the paladins about his true motives and staging a fake trial. Miko finally loses it when she learns the truth, and murders him. One thinks he would have done better to just send them an invitation.
"Yeah, well, you probably shouldn't have discussed how you're going to beat the system in front of the guy charged with upholding the system. I still get to make Listen checks when I'm three feet away, you know." Race:
Paladin Alignment: Lawful Good
Nephew of Lord Shojo and the heir to the throne of Azure City. After his uncle's death and the fall of his city, he is in exile and the leader of the now nearly-nonexistent Sapphire Guard. A powerful paladin, he is significantly more at-ease than Miko and prefers mounted front-line combat with his wolf, Argent.
- Attack! Attack! Attack!: He refuses to retreat from Azure City after it has been overrun by hobgoblins, but is convinced by the Order.
- Berserk Button: "NOBODY HURTS MY DOG!!!"
- Can't Catch Up: While he stays back to oversee the refuge fleet, his paladins and the Order go on missions and earn levels.
- Foil: To Miko. Commentary in the books remarks that Hinjo's presence contrasts with Miko's when Shojo is revealed to be deceiving the paladins. Hinjo's response is of someone "who believes in the law", while Miko's is someone who "believes herself above the law."
- Healing Hands: A paladin power.
- Hero of Another Story: Cut-aways to him after the "Don't Split Up the Party" arc imply that he is having plenty of adventures of his own in the new home for the refugees of Azure City.
- Honor Before Reason: Not like Miko, but Hinjo is still a stickler for the rules, and his uncle states in a bonus comic that he hopes Hinjo will grow out of this mindest by the time he takes command of Azure City.
Shojo: Hinjo has grown up into a good, honorable man — which unfortunately makes him singularly unsuited to the task of governing Azure City and its territories. I'm not worried, though. Give him another ten years of instruction, and his naïve idealism will fall like kobolds before a high-level fighter.
- In Its Hour of Need: Refuses to leave Azure City during Xykon's siege despite how far victory slips away. He is ultimately convinced of the foolishness of this mindset.
- Magic Knight: Due to being a paladin, he has both fighting and magic skills.
- Modest Royalty: After becoming the ruler of Azure City, he looks just like he did before he ruled. This may be due to months on a refugee ship, but the point is still valid.
- Nephewism: What happened to his parents? Who knows; maybe ninjas got them.
- Only Sane Man: In comparison to Miko.
- Paladin: A holy warrior that is far more sane than Miko.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: He can't condone his uncle's backroom dealing but nevertheless recognizes that the Gates must be protected.
- Royals Who Actually Do Something: He is front and center for the Siege of Azure City and the later settling of the refugees.
- Samurai: Like Miko, but he's closer to a Warrior Prince than a Warrior Monk.
- Smite Evil: His duty and power as a paladin.
- Supporting Leader: He's the leader of the forces opposing Xykon, but the Order are the main characters and heroes of the story.
- Take Up My Sword: After Shojo's death, he takes over Azure City. Unfortunately, not everyone is happy about it.
- Weapon of Choice: A katana because of the fantasy counterpartness.
Hinjo's paladin mount, a large silver-hued wolf.
"Your life is much like this Go board, my friend. You have allowed yourself to be surrounded by enemy pieces — people who wish to bend you to their will, to remove your unique voice from the board and replace it with one of... of mindless subservience.
But as you correctly point out, you are still holding on two empty places in the center.
They are your heart, and your mind. They are the places that make you what you really are."
Fighter/Paladin Alignment: Lawful Good
A high-ranking and incredibly tough paladin of the Sapphire Guard, O-Chul was taken as a prisoner of war after the fall of Azure City.
- Adopt the Dog: His friendship with the Monster in the Darkness leads to a Heartwarming Moment. Also see the quote.
- And I Must Scream: He spends an unspecified amount of time paralysed by Xykon, while his fellow paladins killed themselves around him, Xykon took the gate, and Miko destroyed the gate when they were winning. Then he was blown out a window and taken to a tea party when he needed to be escaping.
- Badass: Forget all the damage he did during the Siege of Azure City; he almost killed Redcloak with a prison bar.
- Brass Balls: "+5 Holy Cojones", as stated by resident Big Bad Xykon. He was genuinely surprised that O-Chul was going to fight him wearing nothing but his prisoner loincloth and wielding nothing but his paladin might.
- Cold-Blooded Torture: At the hands of Team Evil for fun and information. (And as a stalling tactic.)
- Determinator: O-Chul manages to get a list of all (or at least most) of Xykon's spells. When asked how, he simply replies "One saving throw at a time." Word of the Giant says his Constitution score is in the mid-twenties. For reference, the average human has a score of ten and increases are not linear.
He's like the Energizer Bunny, a Rollex watch, and Jackie Chan
- Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?: He plays Go and other games with the Monster in the Darkness.
- The Dog Bites Back: After months of torture, he nearly kills Redcloak, and puts out his right eye.
- Dramatic Necklace Removal: With Redcloak's holy symbol; catching the chain on his impromtu spear and pulling it off can't be anything but dramatic.
- Dump Stat: Charisma. This comes back to bite him when he tries to dupe Redcloak.
- Genius Bruiser: He has a mind for the military, and that's not all. Through months of captivity and torture, he created a running list of Xykon's spells by surviving them one at a time. Finally, he teaches Go and espouses a philosophy centered on it.
- Go: Played it with the MitD, to whom he taught the rules.
- Guile Hero: Extremely adaptable. When captured, O-Chul takes advantage of the situation to get Xykon's spell list, nudge the Monster in the Darkness away from evil a bit, and when released, is in position to try to break Xykon's phylactery (but is stopped at the last second). Also capable of using Exact Words when necessary, though usually not for manipulative reasons.
- Healing Hands: A standard paladin ability. He uses it regularly on himself to heal the wounds inflicted by Redcloak's torture regimen.
- I Gave My Word: He thinks it's obvious that Soon Kim kept his oath. After all, he's a paladin and it's the same thing he himself would do.
- Improvised Weapon: He can and will use anything, from a broken cage bar to bare fists, highly effectively and often powered-up with Smite Evil.
- Interrogated for Nothing: Redcloak suspected he was telling the truth even before their session on the tower, but wanted to keep Xykon in the city so the hobgoblins could solidify their position.
- Japanese Honorifics: He calls the MitD "Monster-san".
- Knight in Shining Armor: All the Sapphire Guards are, but O-Chul even more so. The Giant describes him as "everything right about the paladin".
- Made of Iron: He survives a Castle-Shattering Kaboom, a tank of acid with a shark in it (multiple times, it's implied), being trapped in a cage filled with rabid dire wallabies, a staring contest with a basilisk (which he won, technically; he never blinked), along with months of torture. Some would argue that he borders on Implacable Man. According to Word of the Giant, he has a Constitution score in the mid-twenties.note
- Metaphorically True: He engages in some very specific wordplay when Hinjo asks him if he destroyed the Sapphire Gate because he would never speak ill of the dead.
- Never Speak Ill of the Dead: While his opinion of Miko is low, he doesn't speak ill of her after a stupid act causes a tragedy.
- Not a Game: He explains to Haley, in detail, how full-scale war isn't like a dungeon.
- Odd Friendship: He and the Monster in the Darkness are quite friendly. He refers to the Monster as "Monster-san". The Monster calls him Mr. Stiffly.
- Paladin: Holy warrior that is solidly more good than lawful.
- Reconstructed Trope: Reconstructs paladins as a follow-up to Miko's decontruction of the class.
- Samurai: Like the other paladins of the Sapphire Guard, except he is just as good (or better!) with his bare hands as a sword.
- Scars Are Forever: Despite receiving healing magic regularly, he's been tortured for so long that his body is literally covered in scars. Even better, when O-Chul breaks out, he charges Redcloak with a metal bar ripped from his cage; Redcloak nails him in the forehead with a Disintegrate, showing off O-Chul's skeleton. Not only does O-Chul shake off the hit like it was nothing, if you look closely, his skull has a scar matching the one along his temple — meaning the cut that made it went all the way to the bone. (The goblins may not be responsible for that one, since he has the scar even before the Battle of Azure City.)
- Smite Evil: He charges holy power into his bare hands to assault Xykon.
- Stock Yuck: Squid (and babies).
- These Hands Have Killed: He refuses to let Redcloak blame him for not stopping him.
- Weapon of Choice: A katana, like the others in the Sapphire Guard.
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Why Did It Have to Be Sharks? Though in actuality he does not fear them, since being a paladin makes him immune to fear. It's more like they just make him oddly uncomfortable. The acid-breathing shark may have had something to do with this.
"It was pretty easy for me to put two and two together. Contrary to popular opinion, Good is not always dumb."
Along with Hinjo and O-Chul, a paladin and one of the only surviving Sapphire Guard officers. As the daughter of fishermen, her weapon and celestial mount keep a connection with the sea.
- Action Girl: During the fall of Azure City, she defends Hinjo's junk for hours from attacking hobgoblins by herself.
- Badass Boast: When fighting a group of hobgoblins:
My parents were fishermen. When I was a little girl, I stood right here and learned how to clean the fish that they caught. I'm telling you this so that you know that when I say that if you take one more step, I will gut you like the catch of the day — IT IS NOT HYPERBOLE
- Blade on a Stick: Her harpoon.
- Complaining About Rescues They Don't Like: Defied. When Durkon rescues her with Thor's Lightning, and she gets singed a bit by accident, it is he who apologizes, and Lien is simply grateful.
- Cool Pet: A freaking shark that she rides into battle! She's easily the most Badass fisherman's daughter in fiction.
- Detect Evil: Standard paladin power; she attempts it on Therkla.
- Good Cop/Bad Cop: Or Good Bard, Bad Paladin; in one of the bonus comics, she and Elan interrogate a mermaid who had known a group of aquatic hobgoblins that attacked the Azure City fleet using this technique.
- Good Is Not Dumb: Her Catch Phrase. Lien would like to remind you that being good does not necessarily make you an idiot.
- Fluffy Tamer: Razor's a great white, and she manages to make him seem cute, especially in the Beach Party wallpaper.
- Healing Hands: Paladin power.
- Not Hyperbole: Trope Namer.
- Paladin: Like Miko and O-chul she is a holy warrior for the Tweleve Gods.
- Ring of Power: In one of the bonus comics in Don't Split the Party, Lien reveals that she has a magic ring that allows her to breath underwater.
- Samurai: Like others on this list, a katana-wielding warrior in an Japan-ish place.
- Smite Evil: Paladin power.
- Threatening Shark: She has a shark, Razor, for Celestial Mount.
- Virgin Sacrifice: Inverted with the virgin part. According to the orcs, Banjo prefers someone "with experience". The sacrifice itself was narrowly avoided.
- Weapon of Choice: A harpoon, because she's a fisherman's daughter.
"Let us make hasty our escape, that we might live to fight the forces of Evil another day." Race:
Paladin Alignment: Lawful Good
A low-ranking Sapphire Guard member who was out of town the day of the battle. Took over leadership of La Résistance
after Haley left.
Daigo & Kazumi Kato
Daigo & Kazumi Kato
) Kazumi... is a pretty name... Kazumi:
) Thank you. What's yours? Daigo: ... ... Daigo.
(no longer dying
) ... Uh? I, uh... I think I'm OK, now. Kazumi:
Wow. I guess having a name really DOES matter.
Male & Female (respectively) Class:
Fighters Alignment: Neutral Good
Regular soldiers in the Azure City army
, Daigo and Kazumi refuse to be nameless Red Shirts
like the rest of the army — literally, by mentioning their names. They escaped Azure along with Elan, Vaarsuvius and Durkon. Daigo and Kazumi are now married, with Kazumi pregnant, and have been given the status of nobility by Hinjo. The fact that their names are known also makes them significantly more competent than regular Azurite soldiers.
A scheming aristocrat and Therkla's employer, intent on assassinating Hinjo and taking over after Shojo's death.
- Affably Evil: See his page quote. For an evil dude, he can be friendly when he's not sending ninjas after you.
- Aristocrats Are Evil: A noble in Azure City and part of the reason that Shojo had to fake senility; he's a scheming asshole.
- Card-Carrying Villain: Again, page quote. Also, he schooled Therkla in 'evil best practices'.
- Carrying the Antidote: Averted and he tells Elan how stupid such a thing would be after he poisoned Therkla.
- Color-Coded Characters: He and his minions wear purple while the others in Azure City wear blue.
- Dangerously Genre Savvy: He's aware of minions Defecting for Love and planned for it, in addition to what heroes like Elan must do when faced with a surrendering villain.
- Deceased Fall-Guy Gambit: He planned to use it on Therkla after he killed her, but V wasn't having any of that.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: His death is fairly ignominious. Elan comments about it.
- Evil Gloating: When Elan marches him to the magistrate he gleefully explained how futile Elan's efforts were.
- Evil Plan: Assassinate Hinjo and become the ruler of Azure City.
- Famous Last Words: "Now come along, bring me to your master so we can begin the Trial of the Century."
- Filler Villain: He has nothing to do with the main plot of the gates. He's just there to fill time while the Order of the Stick regroups.
- Karma Houdini: Defied Trope; Kubota plans to invoke this, by framing Therkla and using his aristocrat talents to turn around and use his trial to slander Hinjo, but Vaarsuvius defies this by simply disintegrating him.
- Manipulative Bastard: He manipulates the magistrate to avoid punishment for sending ninjas after Hinjo during The Siege, after that he uses Therkla and then his planned status as Karma Houdini.
- Pride: In his status as a noble and his oratory skills.
- Self-Disposing Villain: He cleverly realizes that an actual surrender is the best way to survive, since Elan will then be forced to bring him in for a trial that will most likely work in his favor.
- Slimeball: Almost everything he does to try to usurp Hinjo's position is just plain hateful, culminating in him ordering the assassination of a pair of former commoners who were promoted to nobility. The wife is pregnant. When the plan fails, he murders his own number two with poison just to give himself time to escape.
- Smug Snake: His status as a this is cemented by the fact that he just doesn't stack up against Xykon and Redcloak. He's also horribly naive, and thinks taking the city back from Xykon will be a trivial matter.
- Take Over the City: His villainy is entirely geared toward usurping Azure City's rulership. Even when there isn't even much of a city to rule anymore.
"Actually, it's completely true. Our master DID order us to lure you here and kill you. I was just hoping... I was hoping you could be my boyfriend instead." Race:
Ninja Alignment: True Neutral
Half-orc ninja, under the employ of Daimyo Kubota. She is poisoned by Kubota so he could escape and dies in Elan's arms.
- Action Girl: Nina/assassin and all-around strong.
- Character Alignment: True Neutral. Word of the Giant confirms her as an active, balancing kind of Neutral, as opposed to the disinterested kind. Her proposed solution to the fleet's struggle between good and evil is that the two groups and their respective followers split up and go their separate ways, and seems genuinely confused that neither finds this acceptable.
- Child by Rape: Elan and Kubota think this is the only way a half-orc could be created but the opposite is true; her parents were Sickeningly Sweethearts. Its an allusion to what D&D says is often the case with half-orc children.
- Cute Little Fangs: From her orc side.
- Cute Monster Girl: The other orcs in this comic are ugly but she's cute as a button. Then again, she's only half orc.
- Died in Your Arms Tonight: She was happy about it because she thought it was the only way she'd get into his arms.
- The Dragon: To Kubota. She's his head ninja and the most powerful minion in his employ.
- Eating the Eye Candy: She spies on Elan because she wants to watch him, not to gather information.
- Half-Human Hybrid: Half-orc/half-human.
- Heel Face Door Slam: Elan almost convinced her to join Hinjo, then Hinjo sprang an ambush and arrested her.
- I Let Gwen Stacy Die: Elan is clearly upset about letting her die and learns how to Neutralize Poison to prevent it happening again.
- In Love with the Mark: Her introductory scene has her gushing about Elan's attractiveness.
- I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: Averted. Elan is in a relationship at this point and she wants him to break up with whoever it is for her.
- Killed Off for Real: After being poisoned by Kubota, she says she would refuse to be raised unless Elan becomes her boyfriend. He couldn't betray Haley, so she decides to stay dead.
- Love at First Sight: One-sided, later partly-reciprocated.
- Ninja This is her class and she does a lot of sneaking and spying.
- Satellite Love Interest: What would she be like without Elan? She was a subject of debate on the forums when she was alive and her detractors often used this as an argument.
- Take a Third Option: She wants an outcome where her boss and her crush survive the arc. She tried to convince Kubota to separate from Hinjo and form his own kingdom somewhere else. Kubota didn't like that idea and poisoned her for it.
- Unfortunate Implications: Satirized in "Half-Dragons Are Even Worse".
"Yeah, what was I thinking, not advertising
[I multiclassed to rogue
] to the team's paladin."
Fighter/Rogue Alignment: Neutral Good
A low-ranking soldier seconding Haley and later Thanh in the Azure City Resistance.
"Prepare to hold this breach at all cost, men" Race:
Warrior Alignment: Lawful Good
The General of the Azure City Soldiers.
- Commander Contrarian: Criticizes V's plan to put only 13 guards at the wall opening, but soon withdraws his complaint.
- Famous Last Words: "You'll never take this city while I'm alive, monster!"
- Good Counterpart: To the Hobgoblin General. Both are commanding officers, the Hobgoblin General follows orders without question, but Chang questions orders that could result in casualties.
- Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Courtesy of the Death Knight.
- Mauve Shirt: A minor and ultimately unimportant character, but he has enough tropes to make his death more meaningful than a Red Shirt's.
"In the few hours since we learned of the threat, we diviners have done our best to scry the invading army." Race:
Wizard (diviner) Alignment: Lawful Good
A blind seer who serves as an adviser to Shojo and later Hinjo. Aside from Shojo, she is the only known member of the Sapphire Guard who is not a Paladin.
That Guy with a Halberd
That Guy with a Halberd
"Wait — was that oil hot?" Race:
Warrior Alignment: Lawful Good
Another soldier in the Azure City army
. Shows up in one strip
ordering boiling oil poured on the attacking hobgoblins. It turns out to be room-temperature coconut oil instead, but it drives the attackers off anyway. Turned into a Memetic Bystander
by a forum thread
- Only Sane Man: In the single strip he appears in.
- Only Six Faces: There's really no way to tell this Guy with a Halberd from any other male soldier in the Azurite army, which has led to a fandom running gag that any time one of them has a significant line, it's this guy.
- Weapon of Choice: Go on — guess.
"It's my job to protect everyone aboard — especially Hinjo. And that means getting him far away from situations where he can die heroically." Race:
Unknown Alignment: Lawful Good
The captain of Hinjo's junk. Very loyal to his lord, but knows when to disobey too.
- The Captain: Of Hinjo's junk. This means he has great authority when on the ship.
- Hook Hand: He has a small axe replacing his left hand.
- I Did What I Had to Do: He takes advantage of Hinjo getting knocked unconscious to order the departure of the junk. This was necessary to save all their lives, because Hinjo insisted on waiting for Haley who was somewhere in the battlefield reclaiming Roy's corpse.
- Perma Stubble: Adding to his rough sailor look.
- Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right: After Hinjo is knocked out, he disobeys orders for the ship to wait, realizing that the enemy is too strong to fight off for much longer.
- They Call Him Sword: Axe in this case. Probably a Shout-Out to Captain Hook.
- Weapon of Choice: Again, take a wild guess.