The Loud House Season 1 / Funny

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"That was my first car! And my dad's first car! AND HIS DAD'S FIRST CAR!"

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Left in the Dark

Lincoln's plans to keep his sisters away from the TV by...
- ...letting Lola have a tea party with Lana, giving Lana a couple of frogs to mess up the game, and having Luan tape the ensuing chaos to post on the web.
- ...telling Leni that she has a zit on her nose.
  Leni: I'M A HIDEOUS MONSTER!
- ...filling Lynn's football up with helium.
When Lucy claims the TV and refuses to let Lincoln change the channel, he licks the remote so that she wouldn't want to touch it. Lucy then reminds him that he's holding the old remote, the one which Lily threw into the toilet.
The girls' reactions to being in the basement.
Luan: There's nothing funny about this situation, although I do like dark humor.
Leni: Is something touching my hand?
Lynn: You're touching your own hand.
Lori: I hate basements.
Clyde declaring his love for Lori over a walkie-talkie.
Clyde: And is your sister ready to date younger men?
Lori: (offscreen) Never gonna happen!
Clyde: Was that your sister!? Red alert! Red alert! Overload! Overload!
Leni thinking she went blind.
Leni: Guys, I still can't see!
Lisa: Open your eyes.
Leni: (opens her eyes) It's a miracle!

Get the Message

The twins' antics as hall monitors:
- The twins imprisoning Luan (in a literal cardboard prison) for telling "bad" jokes. She tells a joke about a thief stealing a calendar getting "twelve months", but they think that joke is bad too, and they give her five more minutes.
- They act like stereotypical cops, including eating doughnuts.
Clyde fainting after Lincoln's phone rant to Lori.
Clyde's attempts to woo Lori as a distraction; to her disgust, it ends with him getting a nosebleed!
Lori complaining to Bobby about him not leaving her enough messages — twelve, to be exact.
Luna's guitar solo every time Lincoln or Lori breaks out into a curse-laden rant.
- Lincoln says, "I called [Lori] a—-" and Luna plays one more riff on her guitar. Then, he says that Lori is "actually a—" and Luna strums her harp.

Heavy Meddle

The flashback sequence of Lincoln's sisters tending to his medical needs... over a papercut.
Lynn dragging in the wrong guy to face Lincoln, before promptly shoving him out of the house.
Leni wearing the lid of a garbage can as a hat, having fallen for Lincoln's lie that they were "all the rage".
The Sisternado watch, which is Lincoln using this word to describe his sisters' meddling and describing it like someone reporting the weather.
Lincoln: This just in from the National Weather Service: the Sisternado watch has just been upgraded to a Sisternado warning! TAKE COVER IMMEDIATELY!
This line from Lisa when the sisters find out that Lincoln's bully is a girl.
Normally, I don't care for inane human emotions, but...EEEE EEEE!
Lincoln complaining, "Why do people put empty jars back in the fridge?!" before doing it himself.
When Lincoln has his head in the fridge to hide the gum in his hair, Luna is oblivious to this.
Luna: Rad way to chill out, bro!
Luan's idea for dealing with bullies is to tell them mean jokes like "You're so dumb you locked yourself inside your car" and "You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat over the phone". She also makes a joke about a baboon, but can only think of a punchline and not a setup.

Making the Case

One of Lincoln's attempts to get a trophy was winning a Miss Cutie Pie pageant.
Luna splitting her new pants while donning them in front of a mirror, revealing her underwear.
The Running Gag of Lori farting when no one is looking.
Lori: It was my shoe!
The entirety of Lincoln's video bloopers, recorded by Luan.
- Lincoln taping a photo of his classmate (and apparent crush) Cristina to one of Lucy's vampire dolls, speaking to it romantically and leaning to kiss it, only for the photo to fall out and Lincoln ending up with the doll's lips over his. Cristina herself sees this and just stares blankly in discomfort.
Lincoln calls the hamster on the viral video dumb, offending Geo.
Lily apparently won a trophy for sucking her thumb.

Project Loud House

The girls accompany Lincoln to his class to act as visual aids for his report. The teacher gives Lincoln an A, then one of Luan's water buckets falls on her and the teacher gives him an A- while the other Loud kids look dumbfounded while still holding the same poses.
After Lincoln helps Lucy write a new poem, which she calls "Failure", she spends part of the episode following Lincoln to read it to him. When Lincoln, still trying to to get everyone out the door on time, gets fed up with her, he gives her a poem of his own called "Lucy":
Lincoln: Dark as night, hair like tar
Take your spooky self to the car
Lucy: Sigh... once again, your poetic brilliance has put me to shame.
Apparently, Bobby misheard "puce" for "puke", if what Lori says over the phone is anything to go by.
Lucy wants her eggs burnt, or "well done" as Lincoln puts it. Luan has her egg in the shape of a cube, known as "funny-side up".

In Tents Debate

Lori ignoring Lincoln's vote, only to reveal she was just messing with him.
Lola refusing to go camping because she doesn't want to use the bathroom in the woods, to which Lana votes in favor of.
The girls' many attempts to convince him whether Aloha Beach or Dairy Land is the better choice.
- Lucy of all people votes for the beach. Her response to Luna? Shark attacks.
- Leni handing Lincoln all of his homework. To his relief, Lori did all the work.
- Leni polishing Lincoln's toenails, which he keeps for the rest of the day.
- Luan enticing Lincoln to pick Dairy World by dressing up as a cow... followed by Team Beach scaring him away by redressing it as a mad cow.
- Team Tippy giving Lincoln a sunburn by disguising a bottle of sodium hydrochloride as SPF 800 sunscreen.
  Lori: This has Lisa written all over it!
  Leni: So that's how you spell "Lisa"?
- Lincoln waiting in line forever to get to the toilet, only to find that the "ride" is "temporarily closed" (i.e. there's a sign saying that) when it is his turn.
- Lisa makes the shower water cold, telling him that it's the same temperature as seawater.
At the campground, Lincoln relieves himself in the woods by setting up a prop toilet over a hole and hanging some toilet paper on a branch.

Sound of Silence

When Lincoln tells Leni that he forgot what he promised Lola, Leni accidentally jabs a pin on Lincoln's butt and calls him "Landon".
- And after finishing the manotard, she says, "Viola!" instead of "Voila!" and reveals that she invited her friends over for a fashion show. Cue a bunch of girls showing up out of nowhere and ogling Lincoln in the manotard, complete with one of them taking a selfie with him for good measure.

Space Invader

Lori purposely messing up Leni during her hair brushing routine, and the Aside Glance she gives the camera afterwards:
Leni: I brush my hair exactly 50 times a night to keep it beautiful. 34... 35... 36...
Lori: Hey, Leni, how old was that boy that asked you out?
Leni: 16! 17... 18...
When Lynn and Lucy fight over the toothpaste, Lincoln takes it and ends up missing his toothbrush and squeezing it out on Lily's head. When he sees there's nothing on his toothbrush, he reaches back and swabs the toothpaste off.
- ...and Lori is still sporting a shit-eating grin to the camera.
Lynn says, "Y'know, I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room." Lincoln looks awkward, until she clarifies no sports balls. Then, she dumps a bunch of them on the floor.
Lynn unleashing a "Dutch oven" fart in Lincoln's bed.
Leni, wearing a facemask, doesn't want to watch Lynn and Lucy fight, so she sticks cucumbers over her eyes to complete her facemask.
Lincoln coming up with a plan to get rid of Lynn twice in a row on the way to school and going to execute it before realizing he still has school.
Lincoln's attempts to get rid of Lynn. First he dressed up in Lucy's style including her depressing poetry thinking she'd hate it; instead, she finds his spot-on impersonation hilarious. Second, he tackles Lynn wearing a Luchador mask. Lynn complains about him cheating, but commends him for it. Third, he cuts a Dutch oven fart on Lynn. She storms out... only to return moments later with all of her things, declaring Lincoln as the best roommate ever and intending to move in permanently.
- Just Lynn's reaction when Lincoln farts, before he unleashes the Dutch oven.
Lucy tossing a tennis ball around like Lynn and Lynn reading Lucy's poetry book before both denying it to Lincoln.
Lori walking in on Lincoln sleeping in the shower.
"I'm not the one who started it! YOU'RE the one who started it! Don't even get me started!"

Picture Perfect

Luna playing her guitar during the first photo shoot.
Luna: What this photo needs are some tunes!
Lincoln: No, no, no, photographs don't have—(is sent flying by the sound waves) SOOOOOOUND!
Lincoln trying to convince his sisters to take part in another photo shoot.
- Lincoln removing Lisa's glasses...
  Lisa: (falls down the stairs) It's okay. It's just a hairline fracture.
- ...and putting them on Leni to make her look smarter.
  Lisa: Okay, now it's a break!
- Lola letting slip that their parents stashed all of Lincoln's past gifts away in the attic, much to the horror of the other girls as he was not supposed to know this.
  - In a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, this revelation immediately cuts to the attic, where one of the boxes says, "Oops".
- Lincoln getting Lynn to come by throwing her football into the yard and having her chase after it like a dog.
- Lori refuses to participate, so Lincoln planned on replacing her with Carol Pingrie, who beat her for homecoming queen. She immediately changes her mind.
- Lincoln trying to perfect the look of all the sisters for his picture; this includes applying marshmallows to the gaps in Lola and Lana's front teeth.
  Lana/Lola: (to each other) You look silly!
- When he announces another family portrait to Lynn and Lucy, the latter just ignores him, so he lightly pulls on the book she's reading to get her to follow him. She then looks down and says, "Why is there grass in our bedroom?". Later, he gets her to smile by telling her that having your photo taken puts your soul into the camera.
- He gives Lily a pacifier with teeth painted on it.
Luna comparing Lincoln's homemade mug to their Aunt Shirley.
When the sunglasses fall over Leni's face, she thinks it's an eclipse.

Undie Pressure

Lucy appearing from the fireplace, much to the usual horror of her siblings.
Luna trying to speak with a Swedish accent when she's dared not to speak in a British one.
- And she temporarily gets Lori caught up in the moment.
  Luna: (referring to Lori's phone call) I vill take that, ja?
  Lori: No you von't! Dah, I mean "won't"!
Lincoln's many efforts to test his sisters' self-control.
Lola's Sanity Slippage as she and her sisters continue losing their bet with Lincoln. This gem occurs when she's at the verge of insanity:
Lola: Guys? Is there something wrong with my face?
(the others compliment her, despite her hideous makeup)
Lola: LIES! GIVE ME A MIRROR! (notices her face in a doorknob) AAAAHHHHHHHH!!
For their six-week dating anniversary, Bobby gives Lori the same milkshake from their first date...the very same one, forcing her to rush to the bathroom.
- To make it worse, Lisa, desiring to finish her bathroom study, deliberately walks in on her, much to Lori's embarrassment.
  Lisa: I'm only human.
Lincoln wears Lori's leggings for comfort, and Lori smugly warns him that those "really ride up on you". Lincoln brushes it off as nothing, and the leggings instantly ride far up his crack the second he takes a step.
Lincoln: Yep! Those are ridin'!
Lori's ringtone when Bobby is calling her is an electronic version of "Here Comes the Bride".
Luan finally cracking under the pressure and making a hurricane of jokes:
Luan: To get to the other side! To run away from the cook! TO PROVE HE'S NO CHICKEN! (laughs maniacally)
Lola: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (tackles Luan to the table)
Luan: Oh, sweet comic relief...
Lana desperately trying to resist playing in the mud as part of the dare, resulting in her acting like a dog while trying to get out.
Lola: Lana, heel!
(Lana whines like a puppy and retreats to Charles' dog bed.)
The fact that Bobby showing up at the Loud residence manages to eliminate four of the Loud sisters.

Linc or Swim

Luan says the girls "pooled" their money together to buy a deluxe inflatable pool, irritating her siblings (along with their pets and Bobby). Lynn's response? Hitting Luan on the head with a pool noodle.
Luan: That's using your noodle. (laughs) Ow.
The Louds getting kicked out of every public pool they find due to their antics, eventually forced to resort to the fridge and the frozen foods within for relief.
Lana trying to make chicken soup out of the pool water by adding vegetables.
Lincoln forgetting to pay for his new pool, setting off the alarm as he's about to leave.
Lincoln's efforts to set up his pool, leading to various injuries and mishaps.
Lisa testing a formula to remove urine from the pool as the girls all swim in it; all of the water evaporates, much to every other sister's embarrassment.
Lincoln sees Lucy floating in her pool, she claiming to see if she's a witch.
Lucy: Am I floating?
Lincoln: Yes.
Lucy: Wicked....
Lincoln busting the second pool with a cannonball.
Lori invites Bobby over to be a lifeguard for their pool. He blows his whistle, and calls 'senior' swim. Lincoln protests that there are no elderlies around, and Lori enters the pool, claiming that she is a senior student.
Lincoln tells the girls, "No horseplay!", so Luan suggests "elephant-play" and pretends to be an elephant.

Changing the Baby

Lincoln attempts to get Lily to like Ace Savvy by making a mobile with comic panels and hypnotizing her with it. It only makes her dizzy, and she vomits all over his comics.
When Lincoln and Lori are arguing, Leni screams for help. They find her sitting in Lily's crib and Leni explains she was going to show Lily her magazines but got stuck in the "baby prison". She then bawls like a baby. Lori facepalms and they lift Leni out of the crib. Leni responds with a grateful "Agoo."
Lily dressed up in emo makeup thanks to Lucy.
- Earlier, Luan makes Lily a ventriloquist dummy.
  Luan: Say, Lily. Who's your favorite singer? Lady....
  Lily: GAGA!
  Luan: What's your favorite Hawaiian platter?
  Lily: POO-POO!
Lincoln offering Lana half of his peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich; for her, it proves too gross to stomach.
Leni of all people telling Lincoln that video games will only rot his brains.
Lucy tells Lori that their dead great-grandma knows that she (Lori) re-gifted her broach, and Lori visibly cringes. At the end of the episode, she's on her phone, asking Bobby about a broach she gave to his mother. Lucy smiles.
When the girls fight over Lily, Lucy gets away from Lisa by sneaking up behind her and saying, "Boo". When she runs into Leni in the hall, they make eye contact...Lucy says, "Boo" and Leni runs away screaming.
Clyde trying to win back Lincoln by dressing as a baby.
When telling Lisa that it's wrong to experiment on Lily, she says that she was going to giver her a lollipop afterwards.
- Later, when trying to win Lily over, Lisa says "I have more suckers!"...and holds up a bunch of TV cables.

Overnight Success

In a flashback to one of Luna's sleepovers, Lynn Sr. tries to tell her to turn down her music, only for her roadie Chunk to say he's Not on the List and kick him out of his own house.
Lincoln shows a video to his parents to convince them to let him have a sleepover, and every clip in it shows him getting attacked by a cat. Fortunately for him, Lynn Sr.'s a sucker for cat videos.
Clyde sneaks into the bathroom as soon as the sleepover starts to sniff Lori's shampoo. While that in itself is somewhat creepy, Lincoln's reaction is priceless.
Lincoln: (annoyed) We all use that shampoo.
Clyde: (squints then sniffs Lincoln's hair; seriously) So you do....
- Lincoln then asks to get out of there before Lori shows up. Clyde claims he always plays it cool around her... only for Lori to walk by for a second, causing Clyde to squeeze the bottle of shampoo empty, trip over the shower curtain and pull it down on himself.
  Clyde: ABORT. ABORT. SYSTEMS OVERHEATING.
After Lincoln decides to cancel the sleepover due to his frustration with Clyde, he decides to replace him with a bunch of other kids. Lincoln's sisters end up scaring off every single one of them.
- After Liam's makeover, he runs out of the house screaming, "I LOOK LIKE MY MEEMAW!"

Ties That Bind

Luan's dummy Mr. Coconuts giving her the evil eye when she calls his delivery "wooden", much to her surprise.
Lincoln and his sisters misunderstanding their parents' discussion about ties as being a plan to get rid of them all, due to their suspiciously similar choices of words.
Lincoln fantasizing about turning his sisters' bedrooms into his own theme park when he thinks they're the ones to be kicked out.
Lynn Sr. remarking that he's not sure the one with the white hair is even his. Thankfully, he was actually talking about his rather hideous white hare tie.
- And when Rita says that the littlest one is "just crying to be thrown out".
Rita forgetting that they have eleven kids until Lynn corrects her.
Rita: You're the best ten things that ever happened to us.

Lynn Sr.: There's 11, honey.Rita: Yep. Right.

Leni confused as to which sister is "the dumb one".
Luan's mime act.
- During said mime act, Leni thinks Luan really is trapped in a box.
Luna deciding to "go acoustic" as she puts away her beloved axe.
Lincoln discovering that Lola can actually read.
Lola: I am more than just a pretty face, Lincoln!

Hand-Me-Downer

Colonel Crackers. Just...Colonel Crackers. Namely, before Mr. Coconuts, Luan had a sentient dummy in a military uniform.
Papa Wheelie's constant frustration of being demoted from leader status in the bike gang.
When Lincoln is riding the pink bike, the farmer he met before is mortified and shields his hog's eyes.
- After the bike gang dumps Lincoln as their leader because of his pink hand-me-down bike, a group of little girls offer to make him their leader, naming him "Sweet Feet".
The flashback to a younger Leni sitting on her bike.
Young Leni: Go, bike! (falls over)
Lori revealing, to her siblings' disgust, that her tank top was made from Rita' old girdle.
Lynn's hand-me-down to Lincoln? Her jock strap.
Lincoln describes his bike as "sick", then adds, "Temperature of 102!".

Sleuth or Consequences

In various flashbacks, we see that Lincoln clogged the toilet with his liverwurst-loaf dinner, an embarrassing sweater Rita made for him, and Lynn Sr.'s CDs for karaoke night.
- And then Lynn refers to Lincoln as "Mr. Flush-My-CDs-Down-The-Can".
- Apparently, Lola just stands outside of the bathroom door just so she can burst it open every time Lincoln clogs the toilet and says, "I'm telling Dad!" in the exact same tone.
Lana's efforts to unclog the toilet, using a homemade plunger named "Big Bertha".
When Lucy mentions that the clogging could of been because of Lynn, since she eats lots of meatball subs, Lincoln has this to say.
Lincoln: (squints his eyes) That's disgusting, but also a lead!
When Lincoln questions Lori on clogging the toilet, she convinces him of her innocence by giving him an atomic wedgie!
How does Luna prove that she was at a rock concert the night of the clogging? By turning on the TV to a report of her chasing one of the band members across the stage.
Luna: MICK, WAIT! I JUST WANT A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR!!!
Lana wishing she could take credit for clogging up the toilet, as apparently she had been trying to do so for years.
The fact that, of all people, Lucy is a fan of Princess Pony.
- She claims to be one because she wants a "break from the darkness". When she makes a horror comic, Lincoln comments that her break from the darkness must be over.
Lynn filling up on spicy meatball subs before her team's big game; they catch up to her after she gets home, and Lana calls Lynn Sr. to whip out "Big Bertha" again.
Lincoln saying that Lisa is "clean", but her training potty isn't.
The fact that Luan records herself sleeping in case she sleep-jokes, and at one point, she does tell a joke in her sleep, and it's a joke about sleeping.
Luan: (asleep) What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
All the expressions for clogging the toilet, including "made more clogs than a Dutch shoe factory", "jammed the john", "plugged the porcelain", "she who dodged it lodged it" (because Lori was the first to point the finger), and "dam up the dumper".
Lincoln says, "Let's go see this joker!" and tries to hold up a Joker playing card, but holds up a two of diamonds instead.
When Lisa says that the Princess Pony comic is so saccharine that it gives her a toothache, Leni says, "Can that really happen?"

Butterfly Effect

All of it!
Mick Swagger suddenly descending into Luna's room to ask her to join his tour.
- And then Luna gets kicked off the tour for trashing her hotel room.
  Luna: ALL I WANTED WAS A BLEEDING PILLOW MINT!!!
During the newscast, the reporter asks who would hire a four-year-old to work at a gas station, and Lisa's boss tells her to Turn Off the Camera...but not before telling the viewer to come his station.
Lucy revealing to Lincoln that she's now a vampire.
Lucy: I was bitten by Lana's liberated vampire bat. Greatest! Day! Ever! (turns into a bat and flies away)
At the end, Lincoln is happy that it was All Just a Dream and that things are normal...only to see that Clyde and Lori got married!
Leni invents a car that runs on apple juice.
Lana deciding to keep herself safe by living in a giant hamster ball.

The Green House

Lincoln tries to convince the sisters to lower their energy use while showing them the poster of thee polar cub. It works.
Lincoln: ...and if we all don't do our part, this adorable little guy won't survive!

(The girls are all bawling waterfalls of tears.)

Bobby calling in from France, only to have Lori get mad when she sees a girl smiling at him. Bobby points out that that girl is the Mona Lisa.
Lincoln scaring Leni when she finds him in the shower, encouraging her to wash with moist towelettes instead.
- Later on, he gets sweaty from riding an exercise bike to power the house, so he cleans himself with the moist towelettes and when he sees the class looking on, he says, "Do you mind? I'm showering!" and continues cleaning himself.
Lincoln convincing Lola not to flush when she uses the bathroom, much to her disgust.
Lincoln stealing everything in the house to avoid wastefulness, including their clothes. The girls show up filthy and unwashed wearing potato sacks!
Lynn Sr. actually laughing at one of Luan's puns.
Lana resorting to a coal oven to warm up her room for her lizards, who she explains are "cold-blooded". Lincoln convinces her to wear a parka and to use her own warmth to shelter them. Lana seems happy, until one of her lizards emerges from her mouth.

Along Came a Sister

To keep Leni from seeing Frank in the fridge while getting milk, Lisa tries to convince her that she's lactose intolerant.
Leni: No, I'm not. I'm tolerant of everyone, whether they lack toes or not.
Lincoln tells Lynn to freeze when he's looking for Frank. Lynn asks if they're playing freeze tag. Lincoln leaves and she asks, "Can I unfreeze now?" She stays like that and just hops around until Lincoln "unfreezes" her when the exterminator arrives.
At the end, it turns out that Frank is a female...and she has laid a sack of eggs in the air vents that hatch into tons of baby spiders!
Lana enters Lincoln's room asking to borrow "big kid" scissors and is fascinated by Frank. Lola comes in and thinks Frank is adorable. Lisa comes in asking them to keep quiet and notices Frank. All three of them ask if Leni knows. One wipe later, all of the girls except Leni are in Lincoln's room admiring Frank.
Lynn Sr. being afraid of spiders too, which greatly amuses Luna.
When Frank is thought to be dead, Lana finds out that "Frank's corpse" is actually a hairball, by touching it.
Lola: Gross, Lana! Show some respect!
Leni calls her milkshake "curds and way too much spinach".
When the kids are chasing the exterminator, Luna overdramatically act scared, Luan pranks him with a fake spider, Lucy pops up and scares him, Lori pretends that he's walked in on her in the bathroom, Clyde dresses as a spider and tells the exterminator to come get him (but gets pushed away), the twins tie him up with a jump rope, Lily puts a pacifier in his mouth, and Lisa washes his mouth out with ghost-pepper-flavored mouthwash.
Lincoln returns Luan's fake dog poop, to which the latter says, "I don't have any fake dog poop." Lincoln freaks out because of the implications, but then Luan reveals that she was just joking.

Chore and Peace

Lori having Walt fly a "text message" to Bobby, only for him to smack against her closed window. And then Clyde ends up getting her "text" instead.
The sheer nonchalance Ms. Loud has in continuing to let the situation escalate to see if the kids can work out their disagreements between themselves, even when the house has essentially become a garbage dump without any electricity or running water.
At the end of the episode, when Lincoln finds out the town's garbage workers are on strike for more money, he's shocked. Apparently, he and his sisters have been doing the housework for free this whole time, as the very next shot shows them all going on strike again so that they can get paid for their labor!
Lynn using a ball of drain hair as a footbag. The next day, it's grown huge and she's now stuck inside it.
The look that raccoon gives Lana when she flings it into a closed window.
Lincoln's chant:
Lincoln: Hey, hey. Ho, ho. Tomorrow I get a brand new cho...re. Good thing they're giving in, 'cause I'm all out of rhymes.
Lana referring to the pets' poop as mail, then revealing that she toilet-trained Geo.

Toads and Tiaras

Lincoln [[Tempting Fate saying it's a good thing that his family doesn't have the Princess Channel, unaware that their father had installed it for Lola earlier.
- After Lola soon finds out that Lincoln is having Lana impersonate her and she storms off to confront them, Lynn Sr. immediately jumps back on the sofa and turns the Sports Channel back on.
Lana trying and failing to act "girly".

Two Boys And A Baby

Lincoln and Clyde screaming, "Noooooo!" in slow motion as Lily's dirty diaper flies towards the ceiling fan.
Lily ripping out handfuls of Clyde's hair.
When returning Billy to his father, he remarks that he gets Billy mixed up with other babies all the time.
At the end of the episode, Clyde, Lincoln, and Lily all need to be quarantined, as they were exposed to Billy's chicken pox. Since Aunt Ruth had the chicken pox previously, they all end up visiting her.
When Lily farts on Lincoln:
Lincoln: M-my whole life just flashed before my eyes!
- And then the same thing happens to Clyde:
  Clyde: That was weird. Your life flashed before my eyes.
  (Lincoln looks puzzled.)
The chase scene of Lily in the park.
Clyde having trouble putting Lily into her high chair, including ending up in it himself and putting her in upside down.

Cover Girls

When Leni asks Lincoln to cover for her while he's busy covering for Lori, Lily and Lynn, he accepts, but insists that covering for four sisters is his limit. Unfortunately, Leni was already covering for the remaining six at the time.
When Lincoln pretends to be the twins while on a video chat with Pop-Pop, he wears half of Lola's dress on one side and half of Lana's overalls on the other, and he has an "argument" with himself.
Eventually, all of the siblings make it back home...but don't notice and continue to dress up as each other.
During their montage of dressing up as each other, Lisa runs out wearing Lana's outfit with a wig resembling Lucy's hair.
Lincoln: Who are you supposed to be?
Lisa: Uh... Lan-cy?
One moment has Leni (dressed as Leni) bumping into Luan (also dressed as Leni). Cue a Chuck Jones-style mirror gag that ends in an impromptu Macarena.
The montage at the end where all the kids have to go through their events dressed in each other's clothes, and things not going very well for them as a result. For context:
- Lisa comes off as The Comically Serious when dressed as Luan, with her prop pointer revealing flowers and her squirt flower soaking the audience.
- Lynn can't see through Lisa's glasses, so she can't hit the incoming baseball.
- Lucy ends up jeered by the audience because she's wearing Lola's pink dress.
- Luan-as-Lucy ends up scaring the guests at a kid's birthday party, much to her dismay.
- Lola fits so well in Luna's outfit, which combined with her scowl makes her look like a hardened delinquent, and rightfully terrifying the other beauty pageant contestants.See for yourself.◊
- Luna can't play her guitar properly in Lynn's sports equipment.
- There's also Lana and Leni pretending to be each other.
  - Lana is shut out by the other messy kids because she's dressed like a "girly girl."
    Lana: But, guys, it's me, Lana!
  - And Leni is barred from the mall for tracking mud all over the floor.
    Leni: But, guys, it's me, Leni!
- Towards the end of it all, Bobby is on his date with "Lori" (Lily, dressed in a wig and tank top). He presents "Lori" with a heart necklace and mentions that it might be a choking hazard, but STILL BELIEVES the baby is Lori. For reference, Lori is sitting about five feet away dressed as Lincoln, someone he ALSO knows. Bobby is probably even dumber than Leni, being that he can't tell a baby from his 17-year-old girlfriend.
  - Lily-as-Lori vomiting right after Bobby offers her the necklace, which causes Bobby to run off to throw up.
- Lincoln-as-Lily is about to watch ARRGH with Clyde, when Clyde informs him that he has invited the rest of the class to join them. Cue The Freelance Shame Squad.
  Lincoln: (blushing with embarrassment) Oh, poo-poo!

Save the Date

The Running Gag of musicians trying to play, but Lincoln silencing them.

Cereal Offender

Bobby's boss at the grocery store solely refers to him as "Boo-Boo Bear", Lori's Affectionate Nickname. Feels more like mockery if anything.
Leni tries to set chickens free, but they're already dead.
Lisa lying in the freezer to practice cryogenics.

Attention Deficit

Clyde's dads fixing Lincoln's "uneven" sideburns.
Lola swiping Lisa's dinner fork while zooming around the living room.
Lisa: Salisbury steak stealer!
Lincoln tells Luna to not let anyone know he and Lynn have been getting one-on-one time with Clyde's fathers. She assures him by gesturing zipping her mouth shut, opening a window, throwing the key out the window and closing it.
Luna: That was a car window.
Lincoln & Lynn: Yeah, we get it.
- And then Luna blabbles about the McBrides' doting treatment on Lincoln, Lynn, and herself while singing in the shower for the other girls to hear!
Undivided attention, so good but it can't be mentioned
One-on-one time is totally cool, hangin' with Clyde's dads after school
"We broke Clyde's dads."^notethe sisters' way of saying that Clyde's dads ran out of patience
- What finally "broke" the mild-mannered couple? Lisa suggesting a sleepover!
Lucy presiding over Mr. McBride's "funeral".
The McBrides laying out a newspaper for Lily, who's crawling naked while saying "poo poo".
Leni trying to find her bedroom in the McBrides' house.
Leni's makeup venturing into "clown territory".

Out on a Limo

Lincoln getting a particularly massive Humiliation Conga after his limo time expires. Namely, he gets attacked by three dogs who want to eat the condiments he has on his face.
The sisters waiting for Lincoln by the curb, with Lori about ready to explode on the spot.
Lincoln and Lord Tetherby going Limo-surfing.
While Lincoln apologizes to his sisters, Lana begins to sing the Burpin' Burger theme, only for Lisa to silence her so that Lincoln can finish groveling.
When Lincoln takes his sisters to Burpin' Burger, Tetherby shows up and asks Lincoln if he wanted to abandon his sisters and hang out with him. He and his sisters just pelt Tetherby with mustard instead.
Lincoln coming up with a different "old" vegetable every time he addresses Tetherby (because the latter called the former "old bean").
Tetherby looks down on Burpin' Burger because it's "named after a bodily function".

House Music

When Lynn Sr. starts getting into the groove after being invited into the family band, Lisa dryly hopes that whatever he has is not contagious. Later, when Rita joins in as well and they start dancing and bumping their hips together, Lisa says that it is contagious. May God help them all.
Leni is told by Luna to sing backup and what's on her music sheet, but she ends up singing the word "backup" and "what's on the page" instead. Later on, when the family band is performing at the fair, she says that she's a backup dancer while walking backwards, only to fall off the stage.

A Novel Idea

Lincoln tries dressing in drag, somehow believing he can fool Lynn Sr. into thinking that he has eleven daughters and no son. Then, Mr. Grouse sees him in drag.
Mr. Grouse: Nice dress, Loud!
Every attempt for Lincoln to have fun while Rita is at work.
- He pretends he's in space in the dentist chair, makes a joke about Uranus being gassy, says, "Houston, we have a problem!" when he's having trouble, and says, "One small step for a man, one giant leap for—-" only to exclaim, "Lana?!" when he hears the girl in question shout.
- He dresses up as a secret agent in dentists' gear, calling himself "Agent Loud." He then says, "Just another routine job for Agent— oh, for crying out loud!" upon seeing the girls having fun again.
- He pretends that the goldfish, Fisher, is savage and says, "I guess it's Lincoln Loud: one, little fishy: zip!" Then he sees the girls on a zip line and says, "—line?!"
  - Speaking of Fisher, he can make human-like expressions.
Lincoln sees the notebook being taken away by a garbage truck. He then sees a roller skate stall and says, "Convenient." He then chases it with roller skates and a horse, and then later, he and Rita use the same method to go home.
Lynn Sr. says that his office isn't that awesome...only for Luna to mention a doughnut machine.

April Fools Rules

Luan's many, many traps and pranks rigged up all across the house!
Luan's ominous warning to her siblings on the eve of April Fool's Day; it even frightens Lola.
Lola: I'm gonna need more bubble wrap! ....And a fresh pair of undies.
Lincoln boarding up his room with wood, which Lana just happened to have on hand for the occasion. Turns out mahogany really does hold up well in keeping away Luan's menace.
Lisa building her own underground bunker to avoid Luan's wrath; unfortunately, she's not willing to share it with her siblings, much to Luna's anguish.
Luna: Please! GIMME SHELTER!
Luan's own parents running in terror from her prank-filled rampage, resorting to homemade armor and bubble wrap when she goes berserk.
The siblings attempting to cage Luan to keep her from fulfilling her rampage. It doesn't work!
Leni being misled by Luan's fake signs while trying to receive food from the kitchen, actually going all the way into the city to find it; apparently Luan counted on this as the signs line the entire roadway!
Luan inviting Ronnie Anne over just to help her prank Lincoln...only to have the pie meant for Lincoln thrown back in her face! Even funnier? Luan admires her for it!
Luan: That girl's a keeper!
The Louds thinking they are finally safe... only to be hit by a blue paint bomb inside the family van!
'''Louds: LUAN!
- Luan then closes the episode out with the literal last laugh.
Luan: (to viewers) Aw, the end of April Fools always makes me feel a little... blue. (laughs) Get it?

Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru

Lincoln and Clyde start the episode singing "Short'nin' Bread" while trying to make chocolate pies. Clyde ends with an Incredibly Long Note that doesn't sound so good.
When Lincoln finds a bunch of empty chocolate bar wrappers in one of the cabinets, he isn't too surprised. After all, his sisters are all well known chocoholics.
How does Lincoln make up to the people he gave bad advice as the "Girl Guru"? By letting them pay to throw pies at his face.
The flashback of Lincoln listening in on Lynn Sr. reading Lola a bedtime story. Her response when it's over: demand more horse stories.
One girl responds to being given a Dutch oven by threatening the boy who did it with an "American wedgie".

Come Sale Away

The siblings trying to outsell each other by resorting to the sale of all the furniture in the house!
Leni at the garage sale, trying to literally sell their own garage. It actually succeeded.
Lucy and Lisa getting roped into a game of bingo with an elderly neighbor^noteNot Mr. Grouse while searching for Lily's blanket; Lucy wants to bail, Lisa insists they keep on playing!
Flip conning all of the siblings out of their earnings... only to blow up his own gas station by accident when messing with Lisa's chemicals.
Flip: Well, the little psychic girl was right—business IS booming!
All of the Loud siblings trying to imitate Lincoln's victory dance, with them all twerking and shaking their backsides as they show off. Even Lucy, Lisa, and their parents join in on it!
Lincoln: Well, now you know where we get it from. As they say, the nuts don't fall too far from the tree.

Roughin' It

A flashback showing that Lynn accidentally threw a trash can at Lynn Sr.
Lucy playing dead after Lola gets angry at her.
Lola: UGH! I can't rip you apart if you're already DEAD!
Lynn Sr. is also a fan of Dream Boat, and so are Lisa and Lucy.
The running gag of Lincoln or Clyde thinking he's landed on a soft rock, only for it to be a dangerous animal. The last time it happens, it really is a soft rock.

The Waiting Game

Clyde spilling his lunch all over himself due to his hands being sweaty.
- And his various attempts throughout the episode to ignore Lori so he won’t pass out.
Lincoln and Clyde gloatingly chanting, "We get to party with sew-age!".

The Loudest Yard

When Lynn demands Lincoln "drops down and gives her 20", Lincoln falls to the ground, then pulls out his wallet and states that he's only got a 5.
Lucy pulling a Charlie Brown on Lincoln, pulling the football away as he is about to kick it. The music even plays a Peanuts-style rendition of the Loud House theme.
Lincoln pretending to be Lynn.
Lincoln taping a comic to Rita's butt so he can read while she exercises.

Raw Deal

When Leni says she can't wait to see Pop Pop, because the guidebook said the park contained an "old geezer" when it was really a geyser.
- She's corrected and Lisa says it's been inactive for years, to which she hilariously responds "So it's LIKE Pop Pop!" which is actually a smart, funny response from Leni.
Lincoln overreacting to every little thing, including Lynn Sr. dressed in a terrible swimsuit covered in weeds.
Lucy's predictions coming true, especially Lori's "long trip" being a long fall and Lana "becoming filthy rich" finding a dollar in the toilet.
- Lisa describes the idea of Lana being "filthy rich" with her toilet dollar as "a gross exaggeration".
Leni again, when Lincoln says he saw the geyser and Leni says, "You said Pop Pop wasn't going to be there!" implying she still doesn't get that their grandfather was NOT at the park.
Lana claiming her frog is asking "Are We There Yet?" over and over again.
Lisa finding an owl with deer antlers...that turned out to be made in China and glued to the owl's head.
Lincoln actually getting the "Sweet Spot" on the way home. This is also kind of heartwarming, since his day was ruined by his believing Lucy's predictions.
- Lynn Sr. literally LEAVING LINCOLN BEHIND because he was late getting to the car, proving that his promise to leave them behind was NOT an idle threat. More heartwarming because the Sweet Spot was LEFT OPEN for Lincoln when Lynn stopped for him.

One of the Boys

Lincoln mistaking Lori's watch for the interdimensional watch from the dream and breaking it, following by Lori saying that he has to pay... in money. Topped by Lola's reaction:
Lola: You, sir, have no class!
The fact that in the All Loud Boys reality, Lincoln is bunking with Male Lynn and Lars, and his room from the main dimension is still a linen closet. Naturally, that means that Lincoln has to deal with Lars's bat colony at night.

A Tattler's Tale

Lola leaving sticky notes all over her room warning her siblings to get out of her room when Lincoln attempts to find one of her secrets; going so far as to leave a cactus below her window when he escapes.
The girls' various secrets, ranging from Lori scratching the van with her purse, Lucy dying her mom's wedding dress black for a staged marriage of her own, Lana chewing Lynn Sr.'s boots, Luna causing a blackout with her stereo, among others.
Lynn forced to do Lola's toenails while wearing a scullery maid's gown.
Lola's dancing friends ratting her out just to get even with her for being bossy.
When Lincoln tells his sisters Lola's secret, Lynn says, "Man, that is juicy!" They turn to see her eating a hamburger, and she goes on to say, "And you got some really good dirt on Lola, too." Everyone looks chagrined, save for Luan, who clearly appreciates the pun.
Lola sharing Lynn's secret with her stuffed animals, knowing they'll never talk.

Funny Business

This part:
Luan: Who did we just book?
Lincoln: Actually, the correct question would be, "Who did I just book?"
Lisa: (opens the door) You're both wrong! It's "WHOM"! (slams the door)
Leni as Luan's assistant—she goes into the audience.

Snow Bored

Lucy's idea of fun is to just lie in the snow. Lisa asks if the point is to get hypothermia and Lucy responds in the affirmative.
Leni spells "fun" as "F-O-N" and then the rest begin chanting it. Lisa agrees to go out to stop her siblings spelling erroneously and Leni says, "Wait, I thought we were spelling 'fun'!"
- And when Lisa agrees to letting her siblings go back to school, the others rejoice as Leni spells "school" as "S-K-O-O-L".
  - The next day, Lisa says, "It's time for some real F-U-N—spelt correctly, I might add." as she sprays salt on the road while the sisters chant, "School day! School day!" Lincoln is left confused, however.
Lincoln: Wait, what just happened?

The Price of Admission

Lincoln having a pizza party with his pillows to avoid falling asleep.
Lincoln: How are you going to grow into a real man if you won't eat your onions, Todd? It'll put hair on your chest!
- Another attempt to avoid falling asleep is convincing Leni that it's actually daytime and that it's daylight savings. She notes, "I love savings", but then goes to school.
Lincoln's search for the decorations:
- In the basement, he freaks out about a talking doll saying, "I will get you", only to find out that the full sentence is, "I will get you another cup of tea".
- In the attic, ten whoopee cushions belonging to Luan fall on Lincoln and he shouts, "AH! HE'S GOT MY SISTERS' COLONS AND THEY'RE STILL FARTING!", prompting Luan to make a joke about the whoopie cushions being "a gas".
Lincoln mistakes Mr. Grouse for the Harvester twice and Lynn Sr. once.
Lynn Sr. (referring to Rita's carrot cake) I'm gonna slice you right down the middle! [...] ...On second thought, maybe I'll just eat the whole thing.

One Flu Over the Loud House

This exchange:
Lincoln: And I'm tired of you acting like Mother Teresa!
Leni: Shows what you know: our mother's name is Rita.

Study Muffin

Posh Lynn Sr. That is all.
Lori, Leni, and Lana meeting Hugh. And then the rest of the Loud girls coming in right after and seeing Hugh, leaving all of them blushing and stammering.
Lori: Ba... ba... ba...
Lana: (holding a net) I heard a goose! I call dibs! (sees Hugh, complete with Crush Filter) Ba... ba... ba...
Leni: (in a face mask) I heard a sheep... (lifts up cucumbers over her eyes to see Hugh, with the same Crush Filter... then screams) MY FACE! (runs off)
(The rest of the Loud sisters, minus Lily, show up with their things... only to see Hugh instantly drop their stuff.)
Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola and Lisa: Ba... ba... ba...
(Leni returns without her facial mask.)
Leni: Hey, guys. Oh, Lincoln, I didn't know you were entertaining. Hi. I'm— (sees Hugh up-close) Ba... ba... ba... ba...
Lisa, of all people, trying to get Hugh to show off his butt... and the rest of the girls suddenly showing up to watch the show.
- When Lincoln shows up to save him, a frustrated Lori snaps a pic of his butt as he walks away.
Lincoln tries studying with Hugh up in the attic to get away from his sisters. Cue Lucy showing up out of nowhere the moment Lincoln turns on the lamp, causing Lincoln and Hugh to fall over.
Lynn Sr. showing up in a Buckingham Palace guard's hat, resting his arm on an annoyed Lincoln.
Lincoln confronting his sisters over their stalking of Hugh.
Lincoln: The minute a good-looking guy with an accent shows up, you all go completely bonkers!
Leni: That is so not true. (camera pans out to show her wearing a sweater with Hugh's face on it) I've got these Hugh sweaters in small, medium and large.
Rest of the Loud Sisters (and Lynn Sr.): Oooooooooooooh!
Lincoln: This has to end! I need to study, or I'm gonna flunk fifth grade! So from now on, Hugh is off-limits!
(The girls complain and then dejectedly walk off, revealing Lynn Sr.)
Lynn Sr.: Now girls, you heard Lincoln.
Lincoln: Uh, that means you too, Dad.
Lynn Sr.: (disappointed) Oh... ''(he and the pets walk disappointed, with Walt pooping on Lincoln
- A later scene shows the girls all now wearing Hugh sweaters.
After Lincoln finally manages to get his studying done with Hugh, Hugh announces he won't need him anymore. Cue all of the Loud girls bursting into the room letting out a Big "NO!". Hugh promptly flees in terror on an oversized bicycle with the girls and Lynn Sr. chasing after him.
How Lisa demonstrates that getting away from his substitute to avoid getting distracted by her beauty will work by asking Lori Bobby's full name, stopping frequently to squee when Lisa shows her a photo of Hugh.
Random fish (and an eyeball!) flying out of the girl-fight.

Homespun

The entirety of the vampire versus werewolf discussion involving some of the Loud siblings and even the parents...speaking from different rooms in the house thanks to very thin walls. Lucy ends up smothering her face in a pillow in shame.
What was Lucy's idea for a wedding anniversary gift? Adjacent burial plots. Her reasoning?
Lucy: Nothing says romance like eternity.
(The other Loud siblings start to back away.)
The flashback to Bobby's first visit to the house, especially Lucy nonchalantly talking to Bobby through the hole in the floor.
Lucy: So, you're Lori's new love interest?
The running gag of a doorknob falling off, prompting someone to say, "Dang it!"

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