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"This is not my optimal idea of resting. Or peace."

Schooled!

• The siblings may be one year older, but they still have bathroom issues. When Lincoln ends up in the bathroom and spends time Breaking the Fourth Wall, the twins and Luna end up breaking the door clawing for him.
• Lynn Sr. latching himself to Lori's car and begging her not to go. Followed by a bathrobe-clad Leni chasing the car due to wanting Lori's opinion on what to wear.
• Lori finds herself unable to enjoy most of her activities due to her dorm's main rule: quiet at all times. This includes watching The Dream Boat (even silenced and with captions on), sipping coffee, and eating noodles.
  Lori: I'll literally never survive...
  • And when she finally contacts Leni (who is still in her bathrobe and having never left for school as a result of Lori never telling her what to wear), she breaks down hard.
    Lori: Come on, pick up, pick up... Leni, you won't believe- wait, why are you still in your bathrobe? Didn't school start, like, five hours ago?
    Leni: Well, yeah, but I couldn't go. You never said what to wear. Now how about this fit and flare dress? (Lori breaks down sobbing ) O-M-gosh, is the dress that bad?!
    Lori: No! I'm stuck on the quiet floor and everyone hates me! (the quiet floor residents all shush her) I'M TRYING, OKAY?!
• Lincoln finds himself stuck in Mr. Bolhofner's room, with Chandler as a classmate.
• Lynn Sr. and Rita getting to experience being alone for the first time in seventeen years. They slide down the bannister, beat each other up with pillows, and rock out on Luna's band set.
• Lynn Sr. rushing to the elementary school to borrow Lisa to help with Lily.
  Lynn Sr.: Need to borrow my little genius for a while! Thanks, Cheryl!
• Leni accidentally goes to preschool, resulting in moments both hilarious and heartwarming. This includes believing that the toddlers are doing shop class.
  Leni: O-M-gosh. This must be shop class! YOU ACTUALLY SHOP! I am so getting an A!
• Lily foiling Mr. Potty Bot's attempts to get her toilet-trained, ultimately culminating in her destroying the robot. Lynn Sr., in reaction, lets out a huge Big "NO!".
• When the parents explain that they know Lily is potty-trained, Lily attempts to deny it and tries to poop her pants to prove it. She utterly fails.
  Lily: What? Uh, no, no, no, no, no! Look. [tries to poop her pants in vain]
• How does Lincoln ultimately get kicked out of Canada? He simply declines syrup on his pancakes, causing all the Canadians in the restaurant to glare at him.
• Liam is revealed to have kept a moose from Canada. Said moose later goes on a rampage and inadvertently drags Chandler out of Mr. Bolhofner's room.
• Lynn Sr. joking around with Dr. Shuttleworth, pretending Lily is a werewolf, and then...
  Dr. Shuttleworth: "Potty trained?"
  Lynn Sr.: "Have been for 42 years."

The Boss Maybe

• When Leni's boss gives her cake, she thinks it's her birthday. When Mrs. C tells Leni that she's Employee of the Month, Leni believes that she's being awarded on her birthday.
• Scoots dating a much younger, buff guy.
• Lynn Sr. talking in Ye Olde Butchered English, since he, Rita, and Lily are going to the Renaissance fair. Since Leni doesn't understand it, Rita is forced to translate.
• Lana being sprayed by a skunk deliberately.
• Leni trying to solve an argument over a dollar between Lynn and Lola by cutting the dollar.
  Lola: "That's not how money works!"
• Luan turning her and Luna's room into a comedy club, which apparently happens so often Lori's figured out a system for it. In the audience are Scoots, her boyfriend, Flip, and Benny.
• The third time Leni calls Lori, she's attending a lecture, and the phone call disturbs the professor. When the professor demands Lori's phone, Lori tells him to give it back if she's ever called by Bobby.
• Lisa trying to make a fruit punch that doesn't stain, but the punch ends up corrosive.
• Mr. Grouse, who is napping on an easy-chair, falls through the floor because of Lisa's corrosive punch, yet stays asleep. Becomes a Brick Joke when he gets hungry and demands some of the mutton Lynn Sr. was giving to Leni... while still underground! And he doesn't mind one bit.
• Leni takes the "treat your siblings as customers" advice too literally, and addresses them as "shoppers".
• Leni calling the skunk who sprayed Lana, "Sir", and threatening to call security.

Strife of the Party

• Lola with a noisemaker in utero.
• Lana making a literal mud cake in a dirty sink.
• Lola gets the parents to stall for time while she tries to fix the party for Lana's sake. Lynn Sr. promptly takes out his cowbell, gloats to Rita about how she said he wouldn't need it, and proceeds to play it, much to her exasperation.

Kernel of Truth

• It's Mr. Bolhofner's 34th birthday, but Stella offends him by thinking he's 62.
• Whenever Lincoln and his friends do the action pose, it knocks something over.
• As it turns out, the popcorn was taken to soundproof a wall.

Ghosted!

• Lori asking, "Who am I gonna call?"
• Lynn Sr. being an Amazingly Embarrassing Parent, calling Lincoln's ray gun a toy, hugging Lori, and then telling her there's lasagna in Lincoln's toy bag.
• Lori calls Clyde and explains that she specifically did so because she knows he's the brains of the Clincoln McCloud operation. Turns out she was on speakerphone, and Lincoln was listening.
  • Later, she calls Lincoln again and tells him not to get Lynn Sr. to drive. Cue Lynn Sr. listening in and leaving dejectedly.
• Lincoln trying to keep some of the ghost slime, but accidentally throwing it onto Coach Niblick's face.
• Clyde accidentally drenching the janitor when demonstrating ways the ghost could have thrown her lemonade.
• Boris winding up with some cheerleaders and joining in on their fun. Dante, on the other hand, calls the cheerleaders' fun a "normie sacrifice ritual".
• The morticians being jealous of Lori when she decides to talk to Shanks (the ghost) alone.

Band Together

• The Running Gag of someone being pranked with glitter to the face.
• When Kotaro leaves to give Luna and her band some space, Sully tastes the soup he'd been stirring and adds some spice.
• Luna's enthusiasm, paired with Reg, Jim, and Bonnie's stoicism.
• Mr. Grouse keeps getting things spilled on him. Eventually, he wises up and uses an umbrella.

Blinded by Science

• Lisa's genetically-engineered snake/bird hybrid flying around with Lily holding onto its tail.
• One of Flip's biological oddities is that he has two butts, so when he's advertising his store, he says, "Come for the snacks, stay for the cracks!".
• When Lisa says that Flip is being treated like a lab rat, it offends the actual rat next to her.
• Dr. Linnaeus stealing Lisa's "Street name" catchphrase.
  Lisa: "Don't 'street name' me, I know what space travel is!"
• Lisa and Lincoln disguising themselves with a lab coat as a scientist named Dr. Lemme Inn.

Season's Cheatings

• The "Lincoln angrily screaming in Vanzilla" gag from "The Sweet Spot" is back, and eventually he doesn't have the time and just yells out the window, annoying Mr. Grouse.
• Lincoln's impromptu lullaby to Lily:
  Lincoln: "Hush, little Lily, don't say a word. Leni's gonna buy me a Rip Hardcore backpack."
• Lynn pinning Lincoln to the ground and saying that if he swaps with Leni, he's "going down". Lincoln says that, being on the floor, he's already "down".
  Lynn: "There's always downer!"
• Lincoln dressing up as Rita to talk to Lori, who notes that "Rita" looks younger.
• He tries Luan after Lori reveals that she's too busy to buy the bag, but she pretends that Mr. Coconuts wants to choose the gift and will buy fake dog poop.

A Flipmas Carol

• Clyde still quotes Dr. Lopez, even when he's being the Ghost of Christmas Present.
• When Clyde and Lincoln visit the latter's house, they "accidentally" slam Flip into the front door.
  Lincoln: Oh, sorry. Did we wake you?
• The entire Lucy as the Ghost of Christmas Future arc.
  • She does one of her signature stealth "hi"s.
  • Lucy watches as Flip gets into his van, hits some garbage cans and drives away.
    Lucy: Annoyed sigh.
  • Immediately after that, Flip decides to tempt fate:
    Flip: No more ghosts or toxic guilt tonight. Turns out you can escape your fate! (laughs)
    Lucy: (appears on the passenger's seat next to Flip) Boo.
    Flip: AAAHH! (slams on the brakes)
  • No one came to Flip's funeral in the Bad Future, except for Scoots... who left as soon as she found there was no pizza.
• Lincoln discovers the Flippee machine in Flip's sack of presents. The Loud family gathers around Flip for a group hug, whereupon Flip kicks the machine back into the sack.

Cow Pie Kid

• The baseball accidentally hits the slushie machine and sends slushie raining into some spectators' cups. Flip says, "You're still going to have to pay for that", then more slushie falls onto him.
• When Lynn feels embarrassed about pitching in a flashback, she imagines a nearby goat saying, "Baad pitcher!" and beans it with a baseball for it.
• Liam got his good throwing arm from throwing manure.

Saved by the Spell

• At the beginning, the Loud siblings are fighting over pancakes, then Lincoln makes them disappear to practise for his magic act. When he gives them back, Lana steals them.
  Lana: "Lincoln's not the only one who can make things disappear."
• Lincoln getting a trick wrong and accidentally making his shirt and pants disappear.
• The ways Lincoln's friends try to dissuade him from doing a magic show:
  • Liam tries to steal the kit, but gets tied up in the coloured handkerchiefs.
  • Rusty tries to show him dance moves to persuade him to dance instead, but accidentally knocks him into the trash bin.
  • Zach tries to hypnotize him with a pocket watch, but hypnotizes Meryl instead.
  • Stella dresses up as a boy in lederhosen, claiming that s/he is now only known as "Yodel Boy" due to being teased for yodelling onstage.

No Bus, No Fuss

• Lisa predicting Lincoln's morning routine right down to Lynn stealing his breakfast.
• Lincoln making "yay" puns on the bus.
• When Lincoln spills his juice on the thug's shirt, he only makes the stain bigger. Stella tries using a pen, but that only causes another stain, then Liam tries using manure and Rusty tries using sandwiches, resulting in the bullies getting really dirty.
• Mr. and Mrs. Gurdle thinking a dog is an alien spy.
• Clyde's dads wrap the car in bubble wrap and have the kids wear helmets and pillows.
• The kids accidentally boarding a ferry.

Resident Upheaval

• Clyde and Bernie getting a spa treatment that involves biting fish.
• Lincoln and Clyde dressed up as their grannies, and having to compete in jigsaw puzzles, a bean bag toss, a race on food carts, and wrestling in pudding. Then, Scoots reveals that she knew they were in disguise all along and was essentially trolling them.

Silence of the Luans

• Lincoln using gravy as a weapon.
• Lincoln admits that Luan doesn't look like a lunatic in her school photo, but that changes on April Fool's. He then tells us about the Great Mustarding (when she washes out the house with mustard), the Mass Hairwaxing Disaster (which we don't see, but it made everyone scream), and the time she floated the house down the Kalamazoo River.
• The running gag of Luan speaking huskily due to a dry throat.
• Lincoln initially thinks it's normal that "Charles" is sitting like a human and drinking a juice box.
• Luan trying to stop Lily's prank, but at the same time commenting on its genius.
• The parents ground Lily until she's sixteen, then onion water falls on them and Lynn Sr. adds, "Make that 21!", but then Luan admits she dumped the onion water.

Undercover Mom

• Rita's coworker Gary's Venus flytrap eats Rita's documents.
• Rita in disguise tries to get Luan not to use a Whoopee Cushion by claiming it's too "wack"... so Luan decides on a Food Fight instead.
• Luna describing an argument she had with Sam in rhymes.
  Luna: "My girlfriend Sam and I got into a tiff over a riff and now she's miffed."
• Lana telling Rita in disguise that she'll clean her mud up before Rita comes home.
• Lynn Sr. screams at seeing that Rita has come to "visit" the high school girls while still in disguise as Brita. Luan thinks he's being rude and tells him off.
• Lily recognizing Rita through the disguise and calling out to her, only for Lynn Sr. to force-feed the baby apple juice to keep the lie intact.

School of Shock

• Miss Allegra tries to teach the students how to count by asking how many animals there'd be if three giraffes had dinner with a lion. Lisa says there'd be none, since lions eat giraffes.
• Lisa pointing out the Artistic License – Paleontology in the kids' book about a dinosaur who can dance and wears pants made of ants.
• When Lisa tries to teach dinosaur anatomy to her classmates, they end up farting and making fart jokes instead.
• Lisa cloning a dinosaur because of the "bring learning to life" slogan.
• Miss Allegra taming Dolly, Lisa's cloned dinosaur, by singing to her and making Baby Talk.

Electshunned

• Upon hearing the printer needs toner, Leni applies makeup to it.
• When Lincoln falls with the banner, Lola says it's "too low".
• Luan selling whoopee cushions that read, "Leni isn't full of hot air."
• Lucy saying, "She's dying up there," then specifying, "In a bad way".
• Leni saying, "I'm Leni Loud, and I shop local a lot!"
• All the lies Leni and Davis tell about each other, claiming the former wears denim shirts, supports mandated makeovers, and isn't a natural blonde and that the latter hates cats and Flippees and wears open-toed shoes in the winter.
• The crowd chanting, "O-M-gosh! O-M-gosh!".
• The lizard attacking Vic at the end.

Zach Attack

• The running gag about offering cookies to the aliens.
• Rusty playing the French horn really badly.
• When Zach clams up in front of Katherine Mulligan, she thinks he's an alien.
• Flip thinking that Cheryl and Meryl are aliens, hiding their tentacles in their beehives.
• At the end, it looks as though the aliens are Real After All... but it was just Flip with a toy UFO.

Flying Solo

• The bad rehearsal: first Clyde flails around due to Paula having trouble holding the rope, then the disco ball gets light in his eyes, then he messes up his singing.
• Lincoln writing, "Gasp!" on the whiteboard when Clyde reveals what he did.

Hurl, Interrupted

• Lynn stalling by watching a show on butter churning.
• Tippy calling technical issues "curdling".

Diamonds are for Never

• Lincoln trying to do a magic trick with Walt, but his family isn't impressed.
• Lisa making a machine to turn Lily into a clone of her.
• Mr. Grouse trying to catch the diamond with a fishing line, but catching Lily instead.

Training Day

• The twins are revealed to have their own secret code, which none of their siblings can decipher (not that Lisa hasn't tried). Also, one can always smell out the other.

Director's Rut

• The girl playing Joannie in the play insisting on speaking in a Cockney accent despite being American and playing an American character. She claims Shakespeare made his actors speak in British accents, apparently not realising he was actually British.
• Luan is too shy to become a Mean Boss by herself, so she does it through Mr. Coconuts.

Friday Night Fights

• When Lynn says that her team got their butts kicked, Lisa says that she "anticipated the proverbial posterior whooping".
• Lisa replacing Margo with a girl she insists on calling "Wide Receiver One", and who is six foot four. Her face is even offscreen. She also replaces the mascot with a tiger, thinking that teams with cat mascots are statistically luckier.

Grub Snub

• Liam sitting on a hay bale instead of a chair.
• The different variants of ice, including "sparkling" and "pebbled". Leni hates pebbled ice because she claims it feels like chewing on "baby rocks".

She's All Bat

• When Lola finds the cemetery too cold, she moves the goth club to her and Lana's room and they sit at her tea table.
• Lucy forging an amendment to the School Clubs Act while laughing evilly... only for Lisa to complain that said laughter is upsetting her unstable isotopes, so she continues laughing to herself quietly.

Much Ado About Noshing

• It turns out that Lynn Sr. accidentally made an account on the restaurant review website because he was sitting on his phone and he was the one giving his own restaurant bad reviews.

Broadcast Blues

• Rusty being embarrassed about having to wear a woman's pantsuit, with Stella wondering why they didn't just make her play the girlfriend.

Camped!

• Lola's reaction to her father's Ocular Gushers:
  Lola: That sounds like an after-breakfast problem. (her siblings glare at her) What? You know I'm more sympathetic on a full stomach.
• The montage of young Lynn Sr. and his father Leonard running a three-legged race, diving into the lake, and doing the ropes course at Camp Mastodon.
• Lola's idea of making her father feel better? "Daddy mani-pedi day." Even after Lincoln suggests going to Camp Mastodon, Lola tells Gail, "the cuticle whisperer," to keep her appointment.
• Lynn Jr. farting so much her gas causes a nearby moose's fur to fall off. The cause: she was dared into drinking a whole bottle of hot sauce.
• Lynn Sr. getting nostalgic over poison ivy.
• Lori's internet connection is lost, so she complains about the service. Leni says that she thinks the service is fine, because a man is fanning her.
• Lucy making a fake grave for Lisa.
  Lisa: This is not my optimal idea of resting. Or peace.
• Lincoln dropping a hunk of wood from Captain Kit's ship on Lynn Sr.'s foot. Later, upon finding the treasure map, Lincoln accidentally slams Lynn Sr. to the wall, causing the latter to groan, "I'm gonna need that ice now."
• Lana getting chased by hornets.
• Lynn misreading "butte" as "butt", and expressing approval as she likes to twerk.
• Leni mistaking a skeleton for a man with eye bags. Better still, her placing sunglasses over the skeleton's eye sockets open up a path for her and her family.
• Luna singing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat", since that's the closest thing she knows to a sea shanty.
• Rita's line to Lynn when the kids are playing in the gold (that's later revealed to be fake).
  Rita: "Lynn, stop throwing priceless materials at your siblings!"
• Lily's reaction when she grabs a jewel and accidentally causes the "fake gold" room to cave in:
  Lily: Uh-oh!
• Lynn Sr. wondering if he and his family will have to live in the cave for the rest of their lives. He considers making part of it his "man cave", only to realise the whole thing's a cave.
• Rita literally going Mama Bear on a wolverine, who is herself protecting her babies.
  Lynn Sr.: I haven't seen your mom this intense since I forgot our anniversary.
• When they land in another cave, Lynn claims that she thinks she's added another butt crack, while Leni, when asked where they are, says, "I know— a dark, scary place!".

Dad Reputation

• All of Luna's siblings' attempts at making sure the Doo Dads aren't seen:
  • Lola wears a very large hat in front of Scoots.
  • Lincoln firing spitballs at Howard's camera.
  • Lana splashing the window with water.
• Luna trying to cover the Doo Dads' faces with facepaint, feather boas, and smoke.
• After Lynn Sr. figures out that Luna is trying to avoid being seen with his band, she sheepishly tries to deny it. Her father isn't fooled in the slightest.
  Lynn Sr.: You don't want to be seen on stage with our band.
  Luna: Wha-? No way! I love playing with you dudes!
  Lynn Sr.: (raises eyebrow)
  Luna: Oh, OK.

Dream a Lily Dream

• Lisa is revealed to regret having ever examined Flip's DNA, especially his twin butt cracks.
• Lola noticing parts of her ride amongst Lisa's Dream Machine.
• Leni and Lily speaking Baby Talk to each other.
  Leni: Poo-poo!
  Lily: Poo-poo!
• The Running Gag of Lisa mentioning new rules of the dream world, much to Lincoln's increasing exasperation.

In the Mick of Time

• When Chunk offers Mick Swagger's security guard pineapple for his pizza:
  Guard: (Deadpan) You need to leave.
• Luna lip-synching while disguised as Mick Swagger.

Diss the Cook

• Lincoln's plan to determine which of his and Lynn's older sisters is responsible for wronging Chef Pat is utilizing his detective skills, a method he himself admits could take days or potentially all week. Lynn decides to just ask the sisters directly. It works, and she's able to narrow the number of suspects down just as Lincoln finishes explaining his plan.
• Lori reveals that, on her first day at Middle School, she caused an accident that lead to Chef Pat getting soup spilled in her hair, which reportedly ended up being too thick and cheesy to wash out, forcing Chef Pat to shave her head. Whilst apologizing for the incident, Lori attempts to give Chef Pat a compliment. It just makes the lunch lady angrier.
  Lori: And on the upside, you really pulled off the bald look.
  Chef Pat: (Death Glare)
• Lynn shoves a student out of the way when she and Lincoln confront Chef Pat directly about her behavior. Later, when the siblings go to tell Chef Pat about the missing invitation, the same student is being served when Lynn shoves him aside again. Poor kid can't catch a break.

Frame On You

• When caught and feeling guilty about framing Rusty, Girl Jordan closes her eyes and holds her arms out in front of her, as if the principal is about to arrest her. The sight can come off as quite hilarious and also adorable.

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