A character's coolness factor is often demonstrated by what music they prefer—whether it's the popular guy who likes popular bands, someone out of touch who still listens to disco (or older music), or a complete dork who likes polka. This trope is about that dork.
He probably also plays the accordion. Since the accordion, and polka, are often associated with an aged demographic, it's certainly not going to be cool for a young person to admit to enjoying them.***
Not to be confused with an Accordion Man.
Note: In recent years, especially with the popularity of "Weird Al" Yankovic and Mexican banda music, as well as the advent of Steampunk, there has been somewhat of a reversal of this trend (even Christina Hendricks proudly plays the accordion!) and it borders somewhat on the verge of becoming a Dead Horse Trope.
- Coors had a commercial where the spokesman cleared out a bar by playing polka music on the jukebox. They pulled the ad after a Polish-American group complained it was offensive and culturally insensitive to Poles.
- Pepsi had an ad in 2000 that advertised earning points from their products that could be redeemed for free music downloads, set to polka music. The implication was that listening to their artists was a far better option.
- Offbeat comedienne Judy Tenuda's stage personality is a quirky accordion player.
- In A.A. Pessimal's Discworld adventure Strandpiel, Assassin Johanna Smith-Rhodes briefly considers mass inhumation when a group of musicians crash the baptismal party for her daughter, armed with accordions, and start playing old Vondalaander tunes to dance to. But being in a mellow mood, she shrugs and lets them get on with it. note
- Airplane II: The Sequel: When the moonbase commander is shown shuttle-pilot Ted Striker's record, it's far worse than he feared: it's an LP of Striker's favorite polka hits, complete with a cover picture of Striker playing an accordion.
- Arizona Dream: Suicidal Yandere Grace, played with a smoldering pout by Lili Taylor, seems to feel it's her mission in life to play The Streets of Cairo on her accordion until she's driven everybody else in the house bonkers. It's her favorite passive-aggressive weapon, whether it's to make herself busy when somebody else wants to scold her, or appear innocent right after her latest act of sabotage.
- In Fargo, there is a shot of a polka band poster in a teenager's room. It's not as much a comment on the teenager, as much as one on Minnesotans in general being dorky, or at least square.
- Air Force DJ Adrian Cronauer's nemesis in Good Morning, Vietnam firmly believes US' soldiers' morale will be boosted by three hours of polka music in the mornings... when Cronauer is taken off the air, GI's are dismayed by his uber-square replacement, and morale duly plummets.
- In Groundhog Day, "Pennsylvania Polka" is playing in Punxsutawney town square on the morning of Groundhog Day. All the locals love it, and Rita's getting into it. When she tells Phil that the locals have been partying like this all night long, he just replies, "They're hicks, Rita."
- And after hearing the said polka for the umpteenth time, even a kind-hearted viewer might be inclined to agree with Phil.
- In Home Alone, Kevin's mother's desperate journey to get back home to her son—amidst more conventional transportation options being booked full for the holidays—was aided in its last leg by "The Polka King of the Midwest" and his band's touring van. He asked her "You don't mind riding with a bunch of polka bums?" and she indicated she was grateful for the ride. The band played polkas the whole way back to Chicago.
Gus Polinski: I had a few hits a few years ago. That's why I just... "Polka, Polka, Polka"? "Twin Lakes Polka"? "Yamahoozie Polka," a.k.a. "Kiss Me Polka"? "Polka Twist"?''
Kate McCallister: These are songs?
Gus Polinski:Yeah. Yeah, we... some fairly big hits for us.
- In Revenge of the Nerds, Judy, one of the Omega Mu sisters, scrapes out a rendition of "So I Say I Gotta Be Me" on the accordion. It's not quite the life of the party, but it's almost the death of it.
- In My Favorite Year, "Anyone who plays the accordion professionally" is on Benjy's list of people who cannot be funny. When K.C. completely muffs the joke he gave her to tell, he hands her money. When she asks what's it for, he replies "Accordion lessons".
- The resident nerd Waldo Butters in The Dresden Files uses "Polka will never die!" as his Battlecry.
- In Discworld, accordion playing is one of those things that will attract Lord Vetinari's displeasure, as well as attracting mockery from ordinary Anhk-Morporkians. When The Disc's first Newspaper is set up in The Truth they cover the Ankh-Morpork folk music group and note:
Sacharissa: Twenty-six people are mentioned by name.
De Worde: As accordionists?
De Worde: Won't they complain?
Sacharissa: They didn't have to play the accordion.
- From The Devil's Dictionary:
Accord (n): Harmony.
Accordion (n): An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
- Ghoulardi's disdain for Parma was based in part on their love of polka.
- Night Court: When Dan's parents come for a visit, the reveal that in his youth he was an accordion player in a polka band. This embarrasses Dan greatly.
- Arnold J. Rimmer in Red Dwarf counts polka music as an art form, albeit not one on a par with his all-consuming love of the Hammond organ and easy-listening music played thereon. Rimmer's dork status is well documented.
- In the episode "Hollywood Babylon" of Supernatural, a poster is shown for a movie called Hollywood Polka Party with a lot of the cast playing accordions. The poster are lampooning bad Hollywood films and include other fake movies like The Revenge of the Monster Truck.
- In the TV series Family Matters, ubernerd Steve Urkel loves to polka and plays the accordion.
- SCTV parodied "champagne music" shows such as The Lawrence Welk Show with a pair of brothers named Yosh and Stan Schmenge (John Candy and Eugene Levy) from the fictional Baltic state of Lutonia who hosted a polka show (the audience consisting of immigrant senior citizens). Their segment occasionally also featured the "Lemon Twins" (there were three of them), a parody of Welk's "Lennon Sisters".
- Lawrence Welk. While wildly popular with the older crowd, his music was considered square and dorky by the younger generation and even by his contemporaries and has often been parodied. (Example: Stan Freberg's "Wun'erful, Wun'erful!")
- Used as a gag by "Weird Al" Yankovic, who does polka versions of popular music. He plays the accordion.
- Used as a gag by Da Yoopers occasionally, usually with Jim "Hoolie" DeCaire dressing in nerdy clothes. He also plays a nerdy lead in "Desperation Polka", about a nerd who is so desperate that he dates (and marries) a fat ugly woman.
- Averted with Doctor Steel; he played the accordion and was pretty damn cool. Although definitely quirky.
- Another aversion: The accordion is a staple instrument in the genre of Zydeco. It's a blend of Blues, R&B and Creole folk music that, far from being considered stodgy or dorky, is practically synonymous with a rollicking good time in southeast Louisiana. Here, have a sample.
- Yet another aversion: "French Letter" by New Zealand reggae band Herbs, which deliberately featured an accordion to underline the song's message about French nuclear testing in the Pacific Ocean during the early 1980s.
- The Klipwerf Boerorkes, very popular in South Africa, are a group of musicians, average age about fifty, who play instrumental versions of Afrikaner music, and whose act inescapably involves a lot of polka music. Sometimes they acheive the double by playing it on accordions. What can stop it from being unbearably cheesy is that the best of it carries a sort of infectious joy. Try this.
- Garfield's owner Jon Arbuckle likes polka music and he also plays accordion. He is perennially shown to be about as unhip as someone can be. In one comic, his idea of getting "wild" was shouting "EVERYBODY POLKA!" while putting on an impossibly tacky suit. The series has taken so many pot shots at the accordion that real-life accordion enthusiasts have actually gotten pissed off.
Jon: I framed a picture of my hero, Cyrillys Damian, inventor of the accordion.◊
Jon: Just before his execution.
Garfield: There is justice in the world.
- Several early Peanuts strips have Schroeder cringing at the popularity of polka music among less sophisticated listeners. Despite being a virtuoso classical pianist before being old enough to go to kindergarten, he even lost a talent content to a guy who "played the accordion real fast."
- The Reds' driving music in Red vs. Blue is a Mexican polka. Given the Reds are the even more inept side in this series whose theme is Armed Farces, this seems oddly appropriate.
- In Harvey Rothman's "The Spongey Show", Squidward meets a guy playing accordion, and finds him annoying.
"Oh, this music is terrible!"
- Used in "Good Idea, Bad Idea" skit. Good idea: Playing the accordion at a polka festival. Bad idea: Playing the accordion anywhere else.
- In one episode, Slappy Squirrel's quiet meadow is colonized by the Woodstock hippies. Slappy takes the stage armed with an accordion and announces into the mike: "Okay, everybody polka!" Not even Chirping Crickets remain to listen.
- In Biker Mice from Mars, polka music is used to subdue Modo's bike Lil' Hoss.
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic:
- Cheese Sandwich, voiced by Weird Al, is essentially him in pony form. Accordion-playing polka music pony.
- Pinkie Pie. She carries a huge one-man band around on her back and the Cheese Sandwich episode points out how similar her and Cheese are.
- In Phineas and Ferb, resident nerd Baljeet has mentioned going to polka lessons.
- Doug: Vice Principal Bone has an impressive collection of yodeling trophies. He once punished a student by making him polish them all. His love for polka is played for laughs and makes him look like a total square to his students. Kind of subverted when the kids' favorite rock band The Beets works yodeling into one of their songs.
- Another Weird Al shout out was Wreck-Gar of Transformers Animated, where he was treated as a bit of a loser and a simpleton, and his decision to break out an accordion and play a polka for no reason was not taken very well by neighborhood Grumpy Old Man Ratchet.