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" 200 Players Build a MASSIVE Civilization in Minecraft "
- Ish, just like MagicGum, accusing the Jungle of establishing a communist society, with the members of the Jungle slowly accepting the label.
- Solev executing someone for the "crime" of "build[ing] a monument to worship Cardi B" and was "'whopped' out of existence.""I hated saying those words"— Ish
- MagicMikey forgetting to bring enough food with him after leaving the volcano, or, as Ish points out, going fishing in the ocean.
- Ish trolling him by suggesting they eat their parrotnote admitting that he likes causing chaos, and MagicMikey freaking out that he left their door open as he left.
- After HitoriKage makes her Implied Death Threat towards Ewaj, Ish comments:"It might be too late for even Dr. Phil to save this relationship"
- The "Rules of Soberon", which read like a particularly aggressive version of Islam:"1.Praise our lord 3 times per day"
- One Plains member loudly announcing their attempt at doing a boat clutch in front of all of the Plains Militia, only to miss the mark and splat straight on the ground. Ish's reaction sells it:
- After seeing that someone on the Snow island has an enchanted fishing rod, Ish asks Solev how rich they are. Solev replies:
- The reason MagicMikey gives for killing a Jungle member's chickens?
- MagicMikey flubbing his coup attempt by not watching his step as he chased someone down the Jungle's volcano, accidentally taking a massive plunge right down the cliffside. To make things worse, he could have made a water bucket clutch with the water bucket he had in hand, but missed it in front of all of his enemies and allies, dying to fall damage anticlimacticly.
- 9209 lampshading that this was "the most fitting death he had ever seen," and that he felt "extremely entertained" about crushing the revolutionaries.
- Ish being bewildered that HopesBounty's flower shop sells so many different colors of tulips (even though that's a pretty common sight both in Minecraft and in real life), then freaking out at her bodyguards.
- "I loved that no-one cheered" - member of Smilechump's village about them failing to celebrate a cake one of them made.
- The "Age of Jungle Advancement," featuring such wonders as the "Among Us crewmate monument", "sound machine", and "lag 'machine'" (a bunch of Minecraft boats scattered around the village).
- Some quotes about it:
— "Why is this a good idea? Why?" - Ish, about the sound machine— "You had no music disk, so you did this." - Ish, also about the sound machine— "Yes, I had to make do, you didn't give me a lot of options." - the sound machine's creator— "Ish I can't fly bro, can you?..." "Well, I can't have more than 10 FPS while I'm at the jungle base -- looks like we all have problems."— "I was going to destroy the boats while they were all offline, but then I got a discord message from one of my paying, YouTube donors, Xoratork:"— "If those boats are gone tomorrow, you're gonna lose a channel member"— Ish: "..."— Xoratork: "..."— "I decided keep the boats."- The introduction of the Wooden Fence, which is the name the Jungle members insist on calling it.
- The fact that Solev's approval poll purports to be "100% Real".
- Ewaj's first assassin failing to kill him by missing him with his axe attacks despite having the element of surprise, leading to his death at the hands of the Plains Militia.
- One of the Plains refugees bringing to the Snow island his entire army of dogs, announcing their appearance by saying that it was "Time to bring the dogs out," annoying everyone present at Solev's welcoming ceremony.
- The fact that Prusso killed Ewaj's successor LordofLightning out of nowhere, for "no reason whatsoever."
- The Amazon's immigration process for Ron030_ involving immigration lawyers and cactus based contraband detection.
- Ron describing the Plains as "pure chaos."
- Ish ambushing his friend FireballX3 in full diamond gear just to scare the crap out of him as he was fleeing the Plains.
- The Amazon's immigration process for Ron030_ involving immigration lawyers and cactus based contraband detection.
- Ish stating that the deposition of Arvine as Sultan was because he was caught in "flagrante delictum with the town sheep".
- You know Zuffii, the guy who got knocked off a pillar to his death early on during the Battle of the Wooden Fence? Turns out, according to his own perspective, he wasn't paying enough attention to world events, and so joined the battle on the side of the United Sands without knowing what was happening.
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- The fact that the final announcement the plane's pilot makes is:— "Attention all passengers, brace for death."
- One of the dudes spawned in a tall tree after the plane crash, and had trouble getting down. Ish "teleported to him," "laughed at him," then left.
- "Call it bravery, call it stupidity, it would later be called Natural Selection." - Ish
- As an example of the increasing amounts of crime on the island, Ish givers an example of someone successfully robbing someone at lava point, complete with stereotypical language.
- The fact that the island was surrounded by a bottomless abyss instead of an Invisible Wall, causing people to fall out of the map when they tried to escape it by boat, with Ish simply describing escaping as "impossible"
- pinkwinx10 making a so-called "flower cult" that Ish refuses to observe, complete with an ominous Initiation Ceremony.
- The price _Thorn gives for the milk he sells? 2 whole diamonds.
- Ish gets confused by THAN0SCHICKEN and WoodDaddy breeding their cats together on their bed, which THAN0SCHICKEN explains as the cats not wanting to breed on their helipad. Just after he finishes explaining this, the cats promptly pop out a child. They immediately Squee about it as Ish goes over their backstory, before Ish hopes this doesn't get out of hand. Cue Gilligan Cut to their base being flooded with cats.
- Despite the mere existence of the escape aircraft being a Moment of Awesome, all but one of the people who were riding it managed to fall into the void before reaching the edge of the map. One even managed to die by falling onto dry land.
- One person on the island somehow managed to re-texture his Minecraft skin into Ish's Real Life face!"I did not quite know how to feel about this" - Ish
- Despite accepting the farmers' sacrifice of all of their chickens, Ish and the staff decided to give them "Nothing! Ha Ha Ha!"
- After learning from Legacy that Minecraft parrots don't breed, he immediately puts on screen "#BABY PARROTS, MOJANG PLEASE."
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- Some of the sentences the prisoners received, were... interesting:
- Elaneulo was in prison for jaywalking.
- Seth was in here for tax fraud. Hmmm...
- Chiefblaze was imprisoned for "spitting at a fireman."
- WoodDaddy was imprisoned for running "an illegal cat breeding ring."
— Ish - "I see." - Just as Ish wraps up talking to WoodDaddy, someone succeeds at getting him to pick up a contraband sword, causing the guards to place him on the prison watchlist.
- The first cafeteria line disintegrating into chaos, then Warden Jawunleashed trying to regain control by forcing them to go back to their cells, which only resulted in them getting angrier over the lack of food, forcing the Warden to retreat into his tower.
- Ish summarizing the moral of this event: "Don't call everyone to the cafeteria at once!"
- The El Bozo Mafia. That is all.
- Similarly, the El Cheese Market gang introduced on day 2.
— "These frickin' names" - Ish- Also the Invisible Hand, who, unlike a normal gang, is dedicated towards preaching capitalism instead of normal gang activity.
- TooDrew getting stuck in a cell with a suspected murderer (RedIzLightning).
- HitoriKage going into a rant about the massive amount of prisoners trying to use his guard booth at once:— "Get away from me lemmmings! I hate you, I hate all of you!" - HitoriKage
- The fact that, instead of asking for BoyJedi to be released, most of the prisoners chanted for his death.
- One of the torture chambers in the prison's basement? Horse ASMR, where you are forced to hear the noise of a horse being burnt to death in lava.
- "Canadaland" playing hockey with Warden Jawunleashed, except that the hockey puck was represented by a stone button, so the puck couldn't move at all.
- The cafeteria staff saying that the second day's lines weren't so bad, until people started hitting each other in line.
- Nolan from MrBeast doing a "cavity search" on WoodDaddy, then taking the opportunity to frame him for having contraband.
- Solev replacing talk therapy with "an extreme version of Electroshock Therapy."
- Ish helping out by summoning lightning, only to accidentally kill one of the medic's pet cats.
"Sorry nurses, my bad," - words on screen - Solev replacing talk therapy with "an extreme version of Electroshock Therapy."
- Solev's reaction to Ish having the front gate open up due to lack of funding:
" 1000 Players Simulate Civilizations in Minecraft "
- The absurd amount of deaths caused by powdered snow.
- Wazz0ck alleging that his Number Two, Darbo99_, shouldn't be talked to and can't speak.
- Ish showcasing what admin chat was like instead of local chat: a Wall of Text.
- Sidefall's goal: Making sure nobody dies.
- After hoping that nothing bad happens between the Plains factions, someone in Sidefall's town states that they want to make an Among Us character. Ish then immediately backpedals, "hop[ing that] they die."
- DripChicken, instead of just selling chicken to Ish, offers "some totally legal sugar?"
- DripChicken blatantly naming his restaurant Los Pollos Hermanos, which, funnily enough, was never closed on drug trafficking charges.
- The mere existence of Shrimpatine, the "British shrimp".— "I mean... it depends." -Shrimpatine
- Shrimp introducing Ish to his "little friend", a squid stuck under the ice, which temporarily confuses Ish.
- Shrimp panicking when his little friend comes above water.
- Shrimp introducing Ish to his "little friend", a squid stuck under the ice, which temporarily confuses Ish.
- The sheer amount of chaos in the Jungle with constant fighting, constant deaths to mobs, "30 different camps and tribes," and Ish being exasperated about it all."I say we tax him, then let him out of jail." - one of the members of said tribe"I need them boots. Take his shoes!" - another member of said tribe
- Ish being forced to turn off creepers because too many Jungle members died to them, illustrated with the unfortunate death of someone in the deep caves.
- The Sea People's first leader, TheBigNo, fittingly, dying within 3 days of the start of the experiment to raiders.
- Yeetspeak's "stand up comedy night":
"I got a few jokes about unemployed people. Oh wait. None of them work." - aTruffler- SethHyphen creating a cult centered around himself, complete with everyone sharing the same head as him, freaking out Ish.
"You're telling me this isn't a personality cult?" - Ish"Nah, I woudn't say that. It's a way of life, alright, It's a religion." - Seth- Wazz0k complaining that the two librarians' library tower was ugly, unfavorably comparing it to both his Aztec temple build and his faction's farm. The librarians, on the other hand claimed that he was disparaging the tower because he was illiterate.
- The fact that the plains faction has a KFC
- The fact that the Invisible Hand apparently went to war with them and the town they were in over poor service, which seems like it would go against their ideology.
- AFreakinTurkey vehemently denying that any of the Snow's settlements were built by slaves, despite Ish never asking him about that in particular.
- Just after the quartermaster of the Aculon Empire explains that those who would steal from the warehouse would swiftly be dealt with, someone (Xellious) would (seemingly) try to do exactly that.
- Afterwards, Ish decides to talk with Shrimpatine again about the incident, with Shimpatine having named his squid friend Not Shrimp. In particular, Shrimpatine states that, "as long as they don't take away my squid, I'm a happy man," followed by teasing his squid.
- Just after the quartermaster of the Aculon Empire explains that those who would steal from the warehouse would swiftly be dealt with, someone (Xellious) would (seemingly) try to do exactly that.
- Once again, the Invisible Hand have returned to spread the word of capitalism to everyone around them, especially in the plains, complete with a Moneystery surrounded by a giant wall."We want to make sure that communists cannot take this away from us." - 20JP, The Profit
- The lawyer AFreakingTurkey meets up with to form a constution for Aculon, Awesomelan1, cosplays as Saul Goodman for the entire event. When Turkey lets him sit in the small seat in his office, Awesomelan says this:
- AFreakinTurkey threatening the farmers on the Snow mountain with TooDrew's bow into agreeing to a large delivery order.
- One of the groups in the jungle decided to start a "monkey cult" centered around "building the biggest tree in the entire word"... in a place filled with trees.
- "Rip Vibing Duck, he drank water" - plaque on a duck statue
- Wazz0k seemingly going insane, both from his own plans to Take Over the World, and from the Librarians building another library tower to Troll him.
"Uh, N-" "Yea" "o. Well yeah.."- The Librarians- "Seth, got married. But only so that he could parade around the jungle and demand wedding gifts from everyone. And you know what? It freakin worked." - Ish
- When they arrived on the central island, the Aculon Empire, instead of mining the netherite like everyone else, decided to collect all of the wool instead. This confused Ish until he realized that they lacked sheep on their home island, so they couldn't get wool at home.
- The Irony of the central island being a land of peace instead of a conflict zone like Ish intended.
- During Elaneulo's coronation, several of the gifts presented by his subjects were.. less than stellar:
- Lord Applewood presented to him "A high quality pair of premium brand Sneakers."
- Awesomelan1, still roleplaying as Saul Goodman, decided that his presence was gift enough.
- The presence of a basketball court at the center island, which cracks Ish up a bit.
- Celemimphar inexplicably leading a whole swarm of bees to the central island, with him responding to Ish's observation by saying "don't question me."
- Jawunleashed, now an admin and having shaved his head to become Baldunleashed, became an object of worship at a newly constructed underground church on the center island, including wedding rites and prayers dedicated to him.
"What type of ritual is this?" - Ish, after observing one of their ceremonies- At the second church Ish attended, a naked guy was sitting right next to him, which he only noticed when he turned around to his right. The guy promptly put back on his armor, but Ish called attention to him, causing him to get imprisoned on the spot in a wooden cage, then getting taken away from the church.
- When an Aculon sponsored journalist arrived at plains, the plains immediately rejected his attempts to interview him, saying things like "DOWN WITH THE NEWS," "GO AWAY TABLOIDS," and "NO FALSE NEWS TODAY" before kicking him out.
- The Plains having an entire hill planted full of wheat just to supply a single cookie factory nearby.
- Ish meeting an isolationist desert state which surrounded themselves entirely with walls of lava, who were "rather paranoid about everything.""The walls keep us safe. We can't leave the walls for long, cuz(sic) then we're not safe. Everyone inside the walls is safe Everyone outside is not safe. The're strangers we shoudn't trust them." - unsentinel: desert cultist
- One of the community chambers viewed afterwards having a Pit Trap built at its entrance.
- The Jungle going back to hosting stand up comedy nights after the Final Battle, complete with the now-pardoned Darbo getting pelted with chicken eggs.
