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In-Game Characters
Dumplestilskin
Dumplestilskin
DRIIIIIIINK!
Protagonist of the Bloodborne playthrough.
- The Alcoholic: Every resurrection he experiences is similar to a shot of whiskey to the body. By the end of it all, its amazing how he or any of the people controlling him haven't died of alcohol poisoning yet.
- BFS: Eventually takes up Ludwig's Holy Sword as his weapon and favors the Great Sword mode. It's eventually max leveled.
- Did You Just Romance Cthulhu?:
- Is married to Ebrietas and apparently fighting is foreplay. Doesn't stop him from killing her, though.
- His second wife is Adeline who is a hideously deformed woman with an oversized brain who drinks brain juice.
- Full-Frontal Assault: For awhile, he spent most of his time fighting in his boxers. Eventually they decided to dress him up.
- Gonk: Was deliberately created to be as weird looking and bizarre as possible.
- Glass Cannon: They put most of his stats into attack and very little into defense. While he has decent HP, he can't take hits very well.
- Let's Get Dangerous!: Once Grant takes control with his high experience with the Dark Souls Series, it's a sure bet that Stiltskin will obviously up his game! Mainly because the boys don't want to die to alcohol poisoning.
- Nominal Hero: He's a 'hero' in the sense he's fighting maneating monsters, but he's not a good person. For reference: he literally murders nearly every NPC in the entire game that's killable except his wife just because he can. Lampshaded by the hosts, who note he was a monster.
- Sole Survivor: Credited as the Survivor of Earth due to being cloned by Captain Ravager (Himself the sole survivor of Vault 111) and sent to a new world, presumably to ensure human life could continue despite the irradiated wasteland the Earth had become.
- Unskilled, but Strong: His skill stat was badly neglected in favor of strength and vitality. This is an issue, considering there's a good chunk of gear he's literally too dumb to use.
Captain Richard Ravager III
Captain Richard Ravager III
SKREEEE!
The "hero" of the Fallout 4 playthrough.
- Ax-Crazy: Kills about as many innocents as he does actual threats.
- Blood Knight: Frequently murders just for the hell of it.
- Catchphrase: “Everyone who points a gun at me dies.” This was what he said to Sinjin’s crew when trying to intimidate them into lowering their weapons, and he began using it as a general credo.
- Character Overlap: Meets Dumpae in episode 13 of the Dark Souls III Playthrough.
- Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: He betrays just about everyone he works with, from the Minutemen to the Brotherhood of Steel. The only faction he is shown to have a shred of genuine loyalty towards is Captain Ironsides and the robots that serve as the crew of the U.S.S. Constitution, and even then he doesn't hesitate to rob Ironsides' private quarters when he gets a key.
- Disproportionate Retribution: All over the place, as normally his justifications for mass murder range from petty slights to flat out Insane Troll Logic (like walking in front of someone firing a gun and then being surprised when he's shot), with the most notable instance being the slaughter of Vault 81 over a kickball.
- Et Tu, Brute?: This was his reaction to Piper shooting him when he started slaughtering the people of Vault 81.
- Evil Is Petty: He is a very petty man with the flimsiest of reasons for his actions, murderous or otherwise. For example, after killing the inhabitants of Vault 81, including her parents and pet cat, just because Erin didn't give him the kickball she promised, he turned over a waste bin in her classroom and tried to put it on her head like a dunce cap.
- Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor: Does incredibly tacky things with the corpses of his victims. Like rubbing them in the face of loved ones, or plopping them on a student’s desk and telling them to dissect it.
- Fallen Hero: Goes from somewhat a somewhat noble Jerk with a Heart of Gold Nominal Hero to far worse with next to no hope of return by the end of the playthrough.
- Fantastic Racism: Hates (dirty, fucking) synths with a passion. He explains it as his disgust for robots pretending to be humans and being dishonest with their true nature. Actual robots who accept their own mechanical nature (such as Ironsides) he’s fine with, and Nick Valentine he seems to be relatively ok with.
- Good Old Fisticuffs: While he used guns at the start of the playthrough the Captain eventually switched over to exclusively using his fists to solve his problems.
- One of his Weapons of Choice is a mechanical, arm-mounted battering ram called the "Sinister Mr. Fister", and enemies that fall victim to it are considered "fisted".
- Hair-Trigger Temper: Again, kickball.
- Hidden Depths: It’s implied several times during Nuka World that the only reason he continues to take chems, murder everyone who slights him, and eat people is because he’s afraid what will happen if he stops and realizes just what he’s become.
- Hot-Blooded: It doesn’t matter how impractical it is for him, how hard it would bite him in the future, or how much of his own fault it is. If someone even slightly crosses The Captain, them and everyone nearby is going to die.
- I'm a Humanitarian: Bitch, he eats people.
- Jumping Off the Slippery Slope: After the Vault 81 incident, the Captain hurled himself off the slippery slope and never looked back.
- Legacy Character: He passes the mantle of the Silver Shroud to Piper after completing the required challenges, and dons the costume of Grognak the Barbarian the remainder of his journey.
- Morality Pet: Initially, Piper Wright was the closest he had to this, and he would sometimes send her away before doing something terrible that she'd hate because he wanted to romance her. It’s not until his love of kickball snaps him out of her seduction and she turns against him to side with the Vault 81 inhabitants he’s slaughtering that he gives up on trying to impress her and fully embraces his monstrous Ax-Crazy side.
- My God, What Have I Done?: TFS theorized during the Nuka World playthrough that one day he’s going to encounter something, like a lone kickball rolling by, and snap back to reality out of the sheer realization of how far he's fallen.
- Never My Fault: He'll assert up and down that whatever Disproportionate Retribution he dished out was the fault of whoever slighted him, even if he was doing something stupid like standing in front of an Operator's line of fire during target practice.
- He actually blames the entire Vault 81 community for their deaths by his hands, claiming that they fostered an environment which raised little Erin to be a lying, ungrateful piece of shit who won’t hold up her end of the deals she makes, stiffing the Captain out of the kickball she promised him.
- Nominal Hero: Back in the early days of the playthrough as the Captain tended to have a Hair-Trigger Temper and would often murder people if they looked at him funny but at the very least he was still somewhat loyal to certain sides. However by the time he kills his son twice and massacres the residents of Vault 81 any traces of goodness vanish completely and he becomes the Villain Protagonist for the remainder of the playthrough.
- Nuke 'em: One of his final kills against Vault 81's inhabitants is launching a mini nuke at the small group of them cowering behind the large generators.
- Offing the Offspring: Remorselessly kills off Father, the leader of the Institute and progenitor of the human-based Synths, on first sight. When given the chance to restart, he hears out the guy's backstory which confirms that he is indeed the Captain’s long lost son Shaun… and then kills him again.
- By extension, the human-types among the dirty, fucking synths he hates with a passion are his biological descendants, including Paladin Danse and Magnolia, who he killed.
- Only in It for the Money: When asked to do a favor by anyone, his immediate first reaction is to haggle for increasing payment.
- Rage Breaking Point: Reaches it at the end of Nuka World, and by proxy the end of the entire LP, when he realizes that none of the rides in Nuka World work except for one. The last we see of him is him charging out of Dry Rock Gulch screaming and killing everything in his path.
- Reckless Gun Usage: After killing Father, the leader of the Institute with the Sinister Mr. Fister and stripping his corpse down, he later fires the Pecking Order machine gun at the undressed corpse repeatedly to make it move across the floor and dance. He ends up shooting himself in the leg during this.
- Screaming Warrior: Picked up a habit of screeching like a fucking raptor when going into battle after getting his Deathclaw Gauntlet.
- Serious Business:
- The Captain is very serious about his rank as captain, getting mad at anyone who dares to give him a title of lesser rank, or even higher rank because it isn’t captain. The sole exception is Captain Ironsides giving him a lieutenant hat, because he respects Ironsides and likes how the hat works with his aesthetic.
- Kickball is such serious business for him that he slaughtered the people of Vault 81, including Erin’s parents and her pet cat Ashes because little Erin never gave the kickball she promised in exchange for him rescuing her cat, and Piper’s seduction could no longer keep him in line after that.
- Stupid Evil: The Captain tends to make decisions when he's calm based on For the Evulz. When he’s angry (which is so easy, you’d be forgiven for believing he’s just making up an excuse to do it), he’ll just kill everyone within a 500 mile radius. Either way, consequences and reasons be damned.
- Too Dumb to Live: Some of the things the Captain does are absurdly stupid to the point of being suicidal.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: Goes from "slightly noble" to "the only thing keeping him from being a Hate Sink is just how goddamn
funny he is" and even that doesn't save him from making some people despise him. - Try to Fit That on a Business Card: That's Mr. Mrs. Sir Knight Lord Lady Fairy Prince Kentucky Fried Flying Rocket Rocketeering Ravishing Rez Monster Monk Super Silver One Punch President Mayor Doctor Chief Parker Master Champion Coach Professor General Honorary Lieutenant Bachelor Barbarian Pirate Ex Husband and Former Father Captain Richard "The Raptor" Ravager III, to you.
- Villain Protagonist: While a lot of Team Four Star's playable characters have notable dark sides to them, Captain Ravager III stands out as the most unrepentant and psychotic of them all, perfectly willing to murder, and eat, anyone at the drop of a hat for the most minor of reasons. Please keep in mind that this includes Dumplin, who is not only a demon god but turns out to be a pre-timeskip Popo.
- Walking Armory: He acquires multiple weapons throughout his adventures.
- His very first one is a set of bladed knuckles, though he only uses them during the start of his adventure and they are retired after the Sinister Mr. Fister is acquired.
- Divorce, a pistol taken from Kellogg. Named after the fact that Kellogg used it to murder Nora.
- A power fist named the “Sinister Mr. Fister”, taken from the lake monster Swan. Imagine a mechanical gauntlet with a pneumatic battering ram built into it, and chained to the end of the piston is a block of concrete with pipes haphazardly embedded in it. When the Captain uses it on his victims, the process is referred to as “fisting” them. He eventually passes it on to Cait once he acquires the Fisters sister claw or jus.
- An alien blaster pistol taken from the site of a UFO crash, which was soon labelled “Standard Dildo+”. It was with this weapon that Captain Ravager officially began his massacre of Vault 81, starting by blasting the head of the cat he just rescued for Erin with this weapon.
- A tommy gun that was previously called the “Spray & Pray” before getting rechristened as the “Pecking Order”. Grant, who is decidedly not a fan of the show that name is a reference to, was not amused with the new name.
- General Chao's Revenge, a sword that is particularly effective against robots, which is quite useful in killing synths.
- “Fisters sister claw or jus” a modified Deathclaw gauntlet that was named by audience vote. Sorta. They audience wanted to pick either “Fister’s Sister’s Claw” or just “Fister’s Sister”. The guys tried to fit the most liked comment into the name.
- Wild Card: He makes unpredictable decisions and betrays sides at the drop of a hat.
- Would Hit a Girl: Your gender will not spare you if you piss him off.
- Would Hurt a Child: The only reason that all the children survived the Vault 81 massacre (despite one child's actions being the cause of the Captain's anger) is because the game did not allow them to be killed.
Dumpae Ravager
Dumpae Ravager
Protagonist of the Dark Souls III playthrough.
- Action Girl: Is the only female protagonist of the Ravager clan.
- Bearded Lady: Has a bushy green one.
- Blind Weaponmaster: She can't see because her gigantic forehead ridge covering her eyes, but she's still effective in combat.
- Book Dumb: Is pretty dang strong and unlike her father fairly skilled in combat, but her intelligence is abysmal.
- Contrasting Sequel Main Character: Is noted as being the very different than her father, and grandfather for that matter. For starters, she generally doesn't murder innocent civilians or allies at the drop of a hat.
- Death Glare: Her face is pretty much molded into one.
- Gonk: Like her father, her face is horribly deformed and in fact, it might even be worse! While Dumplestiltskin's face was square, her head is pretty much flattened.
- It's Personal: With Yhorm after he kills Siegward, who she was actually friends with. She even trades out her signature hat for Siegward's helmet in his memory.
- Katanas Are Just Better: Uses a katana as one of her main weapons. It's also got a fire attribute to it, at least until they trade it out.
- Multi-Melee Master: Each of the players have a different weapons preferences, so she has multiple weapons she cycle through. Her most often used weapons are a katana, a pair of knives, and a BFS with a small side dagger.
- Only Sane Woman: Out of the Ravager Clan, being actually serious. She's also not as prone to murdering innocent civilians as her kin, which gets lampshaded.
- Playing with Fire: Knows pyromancy and her katana had a fire attribute.
- Required Spinoff Crossover: Finds herself face to face with her Grandfather Captain Ravager!
- Roaring Rampage of Revenge: Against Yhorm after he kills Siegward.
- Spin-Offspring: Dumple's daughter, which makes her the granddaughter of Captain Ravager by means of her father's origins.
- Top-Heavy Guy: Thin legs, but muscular chest and arms.
- Ugly Cute: Shares the same deformities as her father.
- White Sheep: She's the only member of the Ravager Clan who isn't a murderous psychopath.
Way of the Samurai 4 Characters
Joeymaru San
The first samurai protagonist of the Way of the Samurai 4 playthrough, who came to Japan as the very first weeaboo.
- All Men Are Perverts: He futilely attempts to hit on every woman after a lucky first try leads to an invitation for a night of loving, and he is easily convinced into trying to protest against a hospital being built because “the fair maidens” at the shogunate don’t want to pay taxes for its construction. It gets him killed.
- Blatant Lies: Claiming to be Hijikata of the Shinsengumi is his trademark way of picking up women, which really only worked the first time.
- Catchphrase: “I am Hijikata of the Shinsengumi,” is his go-to pickup line when trying to flirt with women. When talking to people in general, he tends to say, “I’m allowed to kill you if I want to.”
- Dirty Coward: He chickens out and abandons the shogunate in the cave where the xenophobic nationalists were hiding, leaving them to their demise.
- Gratuitous Japanese: Played for Laughs, as he learned from manga and anime and his completely lost in actual Japanese conversations.
- Heel–Face Revolving Door: He randomly switches sides between the xenophobic nationalists and the shogunate.
- Naked People Are Funny: He sold all his clothes to buy a boat and then wrapped the boat’s sail around his crotch as his only remaining clothing.
- Occidental Otaku: The very first weeaboo ever.
- Robbing the Dead: The hospital apparently looted his corpse after he died trying to close it down, and Billygetsu later buys his stuff from a merchant outside the hospital.
- Serial Romeo: He hits on every woman he sees, with limited success beyond a lucky first try.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: He dies a pitiful death at the hands of Melinda Megamelons while trying to prevent a hospital from being built only three episodes in.
Billygetsu San
The second attempt at a protagonist for the Way of the Samurai 4 playthrough, who lasts significantly longer and is slightly more successful than his predecessor, fellow San clan member Joeymaru.
- Catchphrase: “I’m allowed to kill you if I want to,” is how he… interviews new recruits for his dōjō. This becomes the creed of the dōjō.
- The Ditz: He forgot to bring a sword when he went to Japan, and during his first fights, he keeps tripping over bodies and falling down.
- Naked People Are Funny: Like Joeymaru, he wears little besides undergarments. Unlike Joeymaru, he wears actual boxers.
- Pragmatic Villainy: He sides against the xenophobic nationalists not for any noble reasons, but because they oppose Western trade, and he needs a source of profit when he builds his criminal empire.
- Robbing the Dead: A pupil of his dōjō ran up to him and reported about them getting challenged only to be run over by a random train right in front of Billygetsu. Billygetsu then takes his sword and bamboo.
- Superior Successor: His tenure is much longer than Joeymaru’s, and his overall evaluation at the end of his life ranks one level above Joeymaru’s.
Morrowind Multiplayer Stream Characters
Drake Adams
Ben's character for the Morrowind Multiplayer Stream, a Breton knight traveling the land of Morrowind alongside his two companions Dindal and Granticus III. He may or may not be Emperor Uriel Septim VII.
- King Incognito: Possibly. He first says that he is close personal friend of the Emperor of Tamriel and then later claims that he actually is the Emperor.
Dindal
Kirran's character, a Bosmer pilgrim traveling alongside Drake. He is known to pray to Y'ffre (The God of the Wood) for blessings.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: He is clearly the most eccentric of the group.
- Deity of Human Origin: The stream ends with Dindal becoming a God and ascending into the heavens.
- Naked People Are Funny: He spends the second half of the stream completely naked except for a pair of expensive shoes.
- Younger Than They Look: While he appears to be the same age as the other two, he is actually only twelve years old.
Granticus III
Grant's character (obviously), an Argonian traveling alongside Drake.
- Ambiguously Gay: While exploring a Dwemer ruin, he and Drake start making out on a bed, but he claims that they are merely playing a game of Gay Chicken.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Tries to kill Drake over a bad pun.Drake: Yes, do you not see after we murdered this innocent passer-by, we were set upon by... bad kwama.Granticus: ...for that you must die!
- Forgot About His Powers: Inverted. He says that as an Argonian he can breathe underwater but later discovers that particular passive ability is in Oblivion and Skyrim, but not Morrowind where it's a racial spell that only lasts for 120 seconds. As a result, he almost drowns.
- Legacy Character: He is the third Granticus in a line of murderers.
Others
Bojack Horse-chan
- Manchild: He loves pressing buttons, violently plays with a giant stuffed Dumplin, almost completely ignores Takahata until he threatens to turn him into glue like his father and grandfather. It's quite a shift from the personality Chris Zito normally shows.
- Meaningful Name: Bojack Horse-chan has a horse's head. However, despite being referred to with "-chan," Bojack is clearly a man.
- Non-Human Head: As suggested by his name, Bojack has a horse head.
- One-Shot Character: Shows up for a few minutes at the beginning of Takahata and Chris Zito's Persona 5 stream.
- Paper-Thin Disguise: While better than most examples of this trope, the fact that he is actually Chris Zito in a horse mask is still pretty obvious from their shared clothes, the fact that Bojack left just before Zito entered, and the fact that he appeared on a Taka/Zito "memestream".
- The Voiceless: Presumably due to having a horse's head. Or it's just Zito trying to keep some semblance of Kayfabe.
- Walking Spoiler: Most of these tropes have spoiler tags to hide the fact that Bojack is just Chris Zito in a horse mask.
Hbi's ex-wife
A mysterious woman who is supposedly Hbi's ex-wife, despite the fact that he has never been married. Apparently, Hbi does not miss her.
- Mysterious Past: Has only been mentioned in one stream, and it is currently unknown how she and Hbi met, or how she was his wife since they were never married. Additionally, her name changes by the week.
- The Ghost: Has never appeared in person.
