A disconnected collective of amateur artists and writers that are fans of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Taking fandom into their own hands they take their own original characters or different interpretations of characters from the show and answer questions asked by internet dwellers in the Tumblr format. Some are Safe for work, some are not, some are high quality, others are funny, and some leave much to be desired. Nevertheless, they are all about pony and what the fans can do with them.Here is a comprehensive list of every single ask a pony blog. Enjoy, and remember, they're hit or miss.Please note that tropes and examples that apply to the following blogs should be added to their respective pages instead of being added to the list below:
And here are some of the more popular blogs if you don't feel like wading through the massive list above, along with some of our personal favorites. We try to keep this list restricted to the blogs with the better art or the most followers.
Blog List - Show Ponies
Ask Octavia - Probably one of the longest-running of the blogs listed here (dating from the start of ask pony blogs); focuses on fan-favorite music pony Octavia. Loosely based on The Vinyl Scratch Tapes, featuring frequent appearances by DJ P0n-3, Tavi's bandmates, and Pinkie (who is her cousin here). Now up and running gloriously once again after a very long hiatus.
Ask Gaming Princess Luna – One of the newest tumblrs on this list, launched in January 2014 by John Joseco, the insanely prolific artist better known for his rather infamous (now shuttered) blog, Ask Princess Molestia. It continues the story of the console-obsessed Princess of the Night – which had already begun to take up a large chunk of the original blog – as she plays games, messes with royal guards, and tries to keep Derpy from screwing everything up. Molestia herself is conspicuously absent.
Ask The Cutie Mark Crusaders – A regularly-updated Ask blog by JanAnimations, the animator of the "Picture Perfect Pony" video. It follows the exploits of the CMC as they try (and fail) to get their cutie marks and generally act adorable. Took a detour for a few months to join the Vocational Death Cruise, but eventually got back to answering people's questions. Like his music video (which this blog predates by several months), Jan's art here is so polished it might as well be stills from the actual show. It is currently on hiatus until August 2014 due to Jan's workload.
Ask Human Luna: A humanized ponies blog, centered around Luna. It's one of the oldest Ask-a-Pony blogs out there. Features some lovely art by the very prolific Brony artist 7Nights, and has an overarching plot about the origins of Nightmare Moon, with Discord (of all people) trying to save Luna from turning evil again. Became SFW-ish (in the 7nights sense of the word) about midway through. It seems to be set in something of an "alternate continuity" regarding the events of the series (the differences are minimal however). Updates became sporadic beginning in late 2012 due to 7nights's university studies taking over, as well as a desire on his part to improve his art.
Ask Pinkamina Diane Pie - Based on the infamous fanfic Cupcakes, this blog pretty much started the whole Grimdark Pony blog subset, which eventually grew to encompass most of the show's cast. Although it was closed down a while ago, it has been resurrected under the same name as a partial archive. NSFW.
Ask Lil' Miss Rarity – Follows the exploits of a Pinkamina-obsessed Rarity as she quickly discovers her love of BDSM and tries to share her new hobby with her friends, all while trying to figure out what's trying to murder her. Probably the most twisted of the Ask-A-Pony blogs (and that's saying something!). In late 2012, artist Lil-Miss-Jay was banned from tumblr due to complaints. After trying (and failing) to get tumblr to reinstate him, he began reuploading the LMR comics onto his own website in January 2013. He also announced that he would be continuing the comic from where it left off. Check it out on your own time. He also has a mod-blog that is ridiculously NSFW.
Ask Sadistic Rarity - A blog in a similar vein to "Lil' Miss Rarity" (to the point that the two artists have collaborated on occasion), but a bit less nauseating. Went on hiatus in June 2012 due to artist burnout but still makes non-story updates on occasion. Has a spinoff/mod blog that is extremely NSFW, as well as two spinoffs—"Lesboloo" and "Racist Applebloom"—that are officially dead as of July 2012.
Ask Lesboloo Under new management with permission from the original artist, it is noticeably tamer than it was before, but nevertheless very adorable.
Ask Murdershy - A grimdark blog of a similar nature to "Ask Pinkamena Diane Pie", it follows a version of Fluttershy who secretly tortures and then murders ponies who have been cruel to other ponies (such as pedophiles) and is in a lesbian relationship with Rainbow Dash. Originally drawn in a style similar to that of the show, the blog then switched to an anthropomorphic style for the characters. Needless to say, it is most decidedly NSFW.
Ask the Pie Sisters - Focuses on Pinkie's sisters Blinkie & Inkie, though Pinkie herself shows up quite a bit. Here Pinkie's sisters still work on their parents' rock farm and are quite friendly. Comes up with some fascinating, yet believable, answers to the functions of a rock farm.
Ask Twilight Sparkle Anything - Though there are many Twilight blogs worth reading, this stands a cut above the rest with its excellent pencil-drawn artwork and some deeply emotional responses (i.e. the question of what will happen to Spike when he grows up).
Ask Smarty Belle - Drawn by Megasweet (one of the major artists in the pony fan community, and originator of the "Ponyshrug" meme), this blog depicts Sweetie Belle as a young ditz with delusions of brilliance. It's quite Safe-for-Work, unlike literally everything else Megasweet does. Officially abandoned (after months of no updates) in March 2014, with Megasweet officially folding it into his "Canter Girls" 'verse.
Currently Recording / Ask DJ-P0N3 - contains frequent trade-offs with Ask Octavia, expanding on the relationship of the two characters as well as DJ-P0N-3/Vinyl Scratch's personality and back story. Run by Brony celebrity artist Dreatos.
Ask Discorded Whooves - As the title says, it features Dr. Whooves (a version of 12th Doctor) as a bitter coward and shameless womanizer after his discording. Both an interesting character study and a gag-a-strip blog. One of few with an overarching plot, and excellent art to boot.
Now with a hefty added dose of pony Jack Harkness.
Ask Plushies – A blog featuring plushie versions of Fluttershy, Derpy, Dinky, and Applejack, as well as chubbies of Lyra and Bon-Bon and occasional guest spots from plushies of Kiki and Bun-Bun. A friendly take on "ponies in the real world" (Lyra, Bon-Bon, and Dinky all came in the mail), with frequent lampshading on their plush natures.
Recently, following the creator acquiring chubbies of the Mane Six and Derpy, the Chubbies have acquired their own Tumblr (containing polymer clay sculptures of said chubbies).
Moonstuck – A Homestuck parody featuring Princess Woona (filly Luna) going on an epic adventure on the moon. Made by another very famous Brony artist, Egophiliac. She's the one you have to thank for the "ponies-in-socks" meme. Now has its own page! The narrative eventually grew into a Prequel dealing how Luna found the elements of harmony on the Moon and defeated Discord alongside Celestia.
Bitter Sweets – What happens when Twist gets sick of all the abuse and stops being a nice little filly? Grimdark.
Ask The Diamond Dogs - Rover, Spot, and Fido from "A Dog and Pony Show" discover tumblr and answer questions.
Ask Braveshy - An Ask blog involving a newer, tougher Fluttershy. The visuals are striking and there is a natural sense of story progression.
moon - Originally titled "Ask Loony Luna", this blog straddles the Grimdark line (it's more Psychological Horror than anything else) by chronicling the adventures of a Princess Luna who's slowly gone insane from being stuck on the moon for a millennium, her only companions being a 1989-vintage Nintendo Game Boy and various objects she finds. Updates have become infrequent enough to be nonexistent.
Ask Meanie Belle - An ask blog that parodies the common Grimdark takes on characters in the show, by presenting Sweetie Belle trying to be mean, but isn't very good at it. Done by Femmegasm artist, Robbie Allen. Also noteworthy is that unlike Femmegasm, Meanie is completely child friendly, NO MATTER WHAT SHE GETS ASKED. Leading some creative and hilarious answers (i.e. when asked about BDSM, Meanie Belle thought the questioner was referring to a cartoon show called Beautiful Darling Super Mare).
Ask Stalkerloo - A popular ask blog about Scootaloo being a spy/stalker. Manages to be adorable despite the concept. Worth noting as having some of the best and most beautiful artwork seen in an ask a pony blog.
Dan Vs.FiM – Self-explanatory. It's not run by any of the show's artists, but it sure looks like it! Now with videos!
Ask Fluffle Puff: A spin-off by the same creator, focusing on the unintelligible, extremely fluffy Original Character.
Ask Futashy – Another blog created by Megasweet (see the "Smarty Belle" entry above). Features a Futaversion of Fluttershy and human versions of other main characters. Despite being heavily NSFW and loaded with fanservice, it actually manages to be quite adorable.
Dr. Adorable's Ask-Along Blog Mixing MLP and Dr. Horrible this blog feature Fluttershy as the eponymous Dr Adorable, following her descent into evil as a result of her childhood experiences. Every bit as adorable (she even has a Ph.D.) as the name suggest.
Ask Terry – derived from a rather absurd parody of the (often very badly made) official European MLP:FIM comics. In this world, all the characters are stock art from the toyline (except Sweetie Belle, who is a photo of a Sweetie Belle brushable toy). Rainbow Dash is racist, Twilight is a princess, and Applejack is The Unfavorite, while Terry (actually Scootaloo) has to foil the evil plans of King Zebra (actually Zecora in Spike's "Smooth Criminal" hat). Stylistic Suck abounds. As the author puts it, "All the ponies are horrible. You have been warned."
Ask Jappleack – A blog based around the .MOV series's Applejack character, by that series' creator, Max Gilardi. It's in the same continuity as the .MOV series, to the point that it serves as the liner notes. It actually predates APPLE.MOV by a month or so. Early on, the blog involved AJ talking smack to the other Ask Blogs and could get somewhat vulgar at times, but the events of DRESS.MOV caused it to veer hard into Cerebus territory and transformed from a traditional Ask blog into an infrequently-updated comic strip. Gilardi uploaded the final "Jappleack" comic on 1 March, 2013, a week and a half after SWAG.MOV wrapped up the .MOV series.
Ask the Flower Trio: Focuses on Daisy, Lily, and Roseluck. Another blog with a cute artstyle, it also goes out of its way to flesh out the personalities of the Flower Trio beyond "get scared of mundane things". Rose has also grown out her mane.
Noir Dash An AU blog focusing on humanized versions of the cast in a Film Noir setting. The story is interactive, so think Moonstuck if it took itself more seriously. Features excellent, stylized art, good writing, and Rainbow Dash as a Private Detective. What more could you want?
Slice Of Life: Four-Cakes-and-a-Pie blog dealing with the gag-a-day hilarious lives of the Cakes and Pinkie Pie. It's Time Skipped, so that Pound and Pumpkin are now a bit older and the Cutie Mark Crusaders are now teenagers. Under the brilliant direction of the one and only egophilliac, the art style and humor are amazing. Strictly SFW!
Pregunta (Ask) Scootaloo: One in a series of Spanish-language Ask Pony blogs, this one featuring Scootaloo as the main character. You may need a translator at times to understand, but there's still a lot of universal humor. This particular blog was once humorously confused with another formerly called Ask Pregnant Scootaloo (now Motherly Scootaloo).
Ask Vinyl & Octavia: Another blog following the adventures of Vinyl & Octavia as they're living together. The most noteworthy qualities are the speed which each panel is released and the various story arcs which are developed out through the day to day activities of two.
Hate Mail for Twitht: Twist, Ponyville's most despised filly, receives threats, hatemail and other reminders of what a vile existence she leads. Twist takes it in good stride, though, probably because she deserves at least some of the hate. Stopped updating.
Ask Gamer Luna: A dedicated Gamer Luna blog by Swedish brony Sallymon. It has some amazing art and a ponyload of followers, despite being relatively recent. Has been home to some notable videogamingclashes over the past few weeks.
Ask Flutterstalker: A blog set in a Grimdark world where Fluttershy has become an outcast due to stalking her friends and committing murder, and her closest companion is an Eldritch Abomination. Usually drawn with a pallet of pinks and black, this blog tends to have some touching moments and good humour despite its setting.
Ask Bubblini DaVinci Berry: It follows the life of Pinkamena Diane Pie, humanized and genderswapped, as Bubblini DaVinci Berry (based on Trotsworth's designs for the mane 6, as males), and his struggle to keep a sane mind. It also focuses around Dusk Shine (the male counterpart of Twilight Sparkle), whom Bubblini DaVinci Berry has kidnapped, and uses to help him, whenever the another person's number comes up. But there is an ulterior motive to why Bubble Berry needs Dusk. It is based on the infamous story Cupcakes, and some of it is NSFW.
Mrs. Buzzy's Mentally Advanced Ask Pony Blog – A rare text-only Ask blog based on the characterizations in the Mentally Advanced Seriesnote This is due to the writer taking the whole "answering questions" thing VERY seriously; s/he has admitted that if it had been a "Draw" blog, there would not be very many updates. It's not done by Greg (a.k.a FimFlamFilosophy), the creator of Mentally Advanced, but it sure feels like it. The blog has earned his acknowledgement (and the outright blessing of Rainbow Dash Presents artist Petirep). Has probably the most extreme Archive Panic of any Ask blog on this page; started in late 2011, by New Year's 2013 the blog had grown to over 600 pages, and it often gets updated multiple times a day.
Ask Acetic Rarity - A freak incident turns Rarity into a magical powerhouse, at the cost of her mental stability. With her newfound power, she is going to show that a lady can be epic too. Well-drawn and entertaining. Shares quite a few traits with "Ask Hot-Blooded Pinkie", at least as far as the ham goes.
Ask Lying Applejack - Applejack certainly doesn't answer any questions, what gave you that idea? But if she did, they'd certainly be honest and correct.
Ask The Wonderfully Wise Wizard - Post-duel Trixie educates her audience on all matters of Equestrian magic. And looks spiffy in her new derby while doing it.
Ask Twixie Genies - Trixie happens upon the bottle of Jackass Genie Twilight, who screws around with Trixie's wishes; particularly her final wish ("I wish to be powerful like you"), which gets Trixie turned into a genie herself. The two bottle genies only accept users' requests, or "wishes", as long as they type the phrase "I wish", the sole exception is trying to give Trixie wheels. Practically runs on Twixie shipping (whether Trixie likes it or not), and uses artwork remarkably similar to the show.
Ask Cadance – One of the leading Cadance Tumblrs currently. Originally it played Cadance's character as close to her canon portrayal as possible, but Cadance quickly deviated from her canon portrayal, becoming an eccentric, fun-loving Princess with slight Cloudcuckoolander tendencies. Notable for sharing its continuity with The Greatest Gift.
Ask Corrupted Twilight Sparkle-A grimdark blog where Twilight is corrupted by King Sombra's dark magic and takes over the Crystal Empire, then Equestria. Currently on hiatus as the mod works on a fan episode set in this universe.
Ask the Fallen Hero: A story driven blog about Twilight and her friends 5 years after Celestia resigning. Luna took control but after a incident known as "THE EVENT" she appointed a corrupt faction called the council. There is a side story with a prophecy for a man called the Son of time, but its mostly about Twilight and allies trying to take back there country. Though recent events have shown, there might be more going on then we might think.
Ask Firestarter Spitfire, a semi-grimdark blog where Spitfire is a jade, alcoholic, foul mouthedDeadpan Snarker who has severe psychological issues due to the death of her best friend Hurricane. Notable for its lack of color aside from a yellow backdrop. In July 2012, Spitfire was finally able to move on from Hurricane's death, which brought color to the blog as well as seemingly healing her trauma. Since then, the blog has become considerably more lighthearted as Spitfire is the only sane mare in a fucked up world. Notable for being one of the few story-driven blogs that is entirely dependent on reader questions.
Ask Genie Twilight: Twilight Sparkle was transformed into a Genie during a trip to Saddle Arabia and now tries to continue her life despite her new found power. Inspired the Twixie Genies above and is notable for keeping Twilight as close to her canon personality as possible.
Plane Sailing: A story driven blog by the author of Firestarter Spitfire. When Twilight Sparkle is mysteriously murdered, the remaining Mane Girls and Princess Luna embark on a quest to resurrect her, both to save their friend and to ensure the Elements of Harmony remain intact.
Blanked Apple Bloom: A grimdark blog about an Apple Bloom that failed to escape from Sunny Town before dying and therefore is now a flesh-eating zombie.
Ask Scissors Twilight : A somewhat story-driven blog about Twilight Sparkle, who mysteriously had her hind legs replaced by scissors blades. She appears to have become somewhat mentally unhinged, and she kills ponies (either on purpose or accidentally) by piercing them with her scissor legs. The blog itself is a mix of slice-of-life and grimdark.
Ask Cyberpunk Spitfire: Shortly after Rainbow Dash joins the Wonderbolts, she is injured terribly in an accident which causes her to lose her wings. In the process of returning Rainbow to her old self, Twilight discovers and experiments with electricity. The blog takes place seven years later, where nearly everypony has undergone the Procedure. There is tension between Equestria and the griffon kingdom. On their way to a performance in Baltimare, Spitfire and Rainbow are captured by Princess Twilight, who appears to have gone insane.
Ask Trixie from Trixie Vs.: After the events of "Boast Busters", Trixie returns to Ponyville and takes her words from her previous visit to heart, boasting she can beat everypony at their own talent. The results of the challenges are...mixed. Originally started life as a webcomic before moving to tumblr.
Blog List - OC
Ask Backy: One of the most prolific Pony tumblrs out there, featuring an Earth Pony OC with a large rump and eerily deep eyes. Known for giving creative SFW answers to NSFW questions. Never pornographic but, given the high number of ass-shots and occasional forays into anthro, not totally safe either.
Ask Whirly and the Night Guards: A blog featuring three very popular pegasus OC's: Whirly Willow, a Canterlot fashion designer, and Adam "Wrath" and West "Vengeance", two members of Equestria's Night Guard. At times both funny and dramatic, it tries to explain some of the intricacies of the Equestrian military structure. It also has a sort developing backstory plot. It features top-notch artwork by genius brony artist Puzzle-Of-Life / Kayla the Orator (seriously, just look at that gallery).
Ask Aquilinus: Follows the life of Aquilinus, Chief officer of Celestia's personal guard. Similar to Whirly, it is sometimes hilarious, sometimes dramatic; one day focusing on Aquilinus' exploits as The Casanova, and another giving a detailed history of the clan-oriented military, and how his family fits in.
Ask the Night Guards/Friendship is Top Secret: A blog which features two different night guards (though with similar names: Adamant and Westwood). Unlike the above, these two are Desk Jockeys, in charge the Royal Library. They oversee classified and declassified documents alike, ranging from the mundane to Tomes of Eldritch Lore. Functions as an extended Grand Unifying Guess, attempting to unite previous generations of MLP and depicting Equestria as a world built atop the ruins of human civilization.
Ask Princess Ataxia - A bizarre Reality Warper Alicorn with an interdimensional mane. Answers questions along with her loyal aid Screwball (who is the least screwy of the two)
Ask Surprise - Another Wonderbolts OC Stand In, but more importantly she's the G1 pony Pinkie is based on! Imagine Pinkie Pie, but her cartoony wackiness turned Up to Eleven (even by the standards of the show itself). That's Surprise.
Ask Velvet - an OC pony that runs a lingerie store. Mostly clean, well drawn, it has all the hijinks one would expect from a pony running a lingerie store, and even some drama. Definitely one of the better OC pony blogs out there.
Ask Ice Pack - Despite being an ask blog about a male Zebra prostitute, this blog offers a unique experience while keeping the NSFW only implied, and hilarious 100%.
Ask Love Letters - An adorable pink pony whose special talent is giving handwritten notes that brighten everyone's day (Usually).
Ask The Master – A companion blog to Discord Whooves, drawn by the same artist but with a different, unidentified writer, focusing on the Doctor's fellow Time Pony and greatest rival. Considerably saucier than its counterpart, its art and story are just as impressive, and its overarching plot intersects with at least 2 other blogs.
Ask Ipsywitch - Generally pretty innocent (If not a little dark) blog about an OC pony named Ipsywitch that recently moved to a decaying (apparently due to all the grimdark versions of the mane six) Ponyville to practice black magic. She's normally innocent and friendly, but can be rather scary and mischievous when she wants to be.
Ask Klodette - A voyeur pony who travels Equestria taking naughty pictures of everypony, including the Mane 6. Very NSFW, but adorable in a weird way.
Ask King Metamorphosis: An ask blog by voice actor Victor Frost of Gentlecolt Collaborations (the guy who blew you away with this), where the character responds by audio. This one features the husband of Queen Chrysalis, who is hopping on the "Ask" bandwagon in an effort to gain the favor of the peoples. His answers are sometimes short, sometimes long, but always with the appropriate mood music. As could be expected, despite starting recently he already has to deal with fangirls. [[He has since ended the blog by killing off King Metamorphosis.]]
On that note, there is also Ask Wild Card, an audio ask blog focusing on the titular OC and his gang of bandits the Crimson Saddles. Very well acted and written, and blends Equestria and the Wild West quite nicely. Bonus: the mod also runs another audio ask blog, Shining Armor Reports.
Ask Stitches: A counter-Grimdark blog about a doll-making OC pony who went though a terrible accident which left her deformed. Despite the ordeal, she still manages to retain her bright and cheerful attitude (most of the time) in her new form.
The New Crufavers: A sequel series of sorts, about the team's quest to find new ways to 'fave'.
Ask Movie Slate: She is an OC that owns Ponyville's only Cinema. She needs more movies in it because the only one she has, the hurricane briefing movie was burnt by Spike. She gets movie suggestions from the Tumblr blogosphere and reviews them. One special thing of note: her mane and tail are movie film, and as you progress through the blog, you can see previous entrys of the blog.
Ask Medusa: The adventures of Her Royal Highness Princess Medusa of Echidna, and the odd inhabitants of her kingdom, such as her new best friend Arachne. Has been around since July 2012.
Ask Dethklop: My Little Pony meetsMetalocalypse. Dethklop is the most popular and brutal death metal band in all of Equestria and the "planet's greatest cultural force." Consisting of Neighthan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Murderflank, Skwisgaar Saddlegeld, and Toki Warhoof, they were forced by their manager Clopfdensen into opening an Ask blog to promote good PR. Also, Murderflank might be Twist's father.
Just Plumsweet: An ask blog for the most adorable, pink, cute, sweet, nice and adorable Earth Pony gal out there, Plumsweet. She runs a Froyo shop called the Sweet Hog. Has a pet piglet. Recently lost her house because of Discord. Has a massivefangirl crush on King Sombra. The blog also features some other G1 ponies, like Bumblesweet (Plum's cousin) and, Dazzle Dewdrop.
Ask Prof Smirk - A disillusioned historian struggles with the confusing nature of Equestrian history, while dealing with his own personal issues. Looks at what he sees as the stagnant nature of Canterlot society, which he sees as a direct consequence of Princess Celestia's rule.
Ask Stitches had a Navi-Expy around for a short time, but was later dropped.
There was a crossover planned between Ask Colgate and Ask Berry Punch, where the two title characters were to get married. Unfortunately it had to be cancelled due to the artists' personal lives taking unexpected turns. It looks like the two are still getting married, but off camera.
At the time he got banned from tumblr, Lil-Miss-Jay was in the beginning stages of rebooting "Ask Lil' Miss Rarity", having her work in a boutique. After the ban, he decided he didn't like the new direction and opted to just continue his original storyline.
Miggle1337 has has worn Kamen Rider Ichigo and Beet Buster costumes on occasion and even humored the idea of a Three-Man (or Three-Zebra...) sentai parody in response to an ask.
The Ace Wings and Blitzkrieg Sentai Ace Brigade of AskTheAceWngs (formerly AskMat2 ) are a Sentai parody group, specifically inspired by J.A.K.Q. Dengekitai, with Dengekitai also meaning "Blitzkrieg Squadron", which actually is the only reason the Ace Brigade are known as a Blitzkrieg Sentai. The inspiration for the Ace Brigade is also in part from Kamen Rider Blade.
Ponified Strawhats previously Ask Ponfied Luffy, currently undergoing a redesign from the former version of the blog. It's based on One Piece. Before the reset, it once crossed over with the most obvious blog to do so with, Pirate Dash.
Anti-Hero: Dead Rainbow Dash, a Rainbow Dash raised as a vengeful zombie after the events of Cupcakes. She is very hard to bond with due to her obsession with revenge against Pinkamena, but those she considers friends, she's very protective off.
Apocalypse How: Hot-Blooded Pinkie accidentally destroys Equestria in a very misguided attempt to cheer up Cranky Doodle with a game of "Pin the Meteor on the Donkey". Fortunately she has a plan to fix everything, with the aid of a Delorean she borrowed from Science Woona.
Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: In one bit of Lil Miss Rarity when asked if she's okay: "I murdered my cat, I grew obsessed with a murderer, I did horrendously vulgar things on a camera that apparently doesn't exist, I did unladylike things with Rainbow Dash, I developed a fetish for pain and bloodletting, I physically wounded my little sister, I threw a sewing machine at Twilight, I put a knife in my posterior, and worst of all, I KISSED BLUEBLOOD."
Art Evolution: Some of the longer lasting blogs have noticeably improved in the art department. Compare this early post from Ask Octavia to this post 6 months later.
The exact same reason is given for Ask The Fallen Heroes. Luckily for the Doctor and Twilight, the Doctor is friends with the owner of the restaurant they're at.
Author Tract: Despite initially starting out as a Slice of Life comic centering around tabeltop game humor, Ask Gametia has become little more then the author's personal soapbox to bitterly attack certain blogs and all who enjoy them.
Ax-Crazy: Pinkie Pie in the now dead Ask Pinkamina Diane Pie and Rarity in the currently ongoing Ask Lil' Miss Rarity and Ask Sadistic Rarity.
The new Miss Pinkamina that popped up to replace the old one is not quite as violent as her predecessor (she actually takes prisoners, for one thing), but she's still quite fond of her blade...
Badass Boast: After Celestia from Ask the Fallen Heroes, gets killed by Sunset Shimmer and after Twilight mourns, she starts to understand that she has to fight for herself. This triggers Sunset to ask if Twilight really wants to fight her. In responses...
Becoming the Mask: In Ask Fluffle Puff, Chrysalis turns out to not even like Fluffle Puff, and is merely using her endless, unconditional love as an infinite power source to defeat Twilight. But then it dawns on her that Fluffle Puff is the only pony who's ever truly cared for her like she was no different from anyone else, and she decides the "magic of friendship" may not be so bad after all.
Battle in the Center of the Mind: JitterbugJive/BaldDumboRat states that Ask Zerum (A NSFW Discorded Whooves spinoff featuring Dissy as an ultra-submissive slave to Discord) is this to the main Discorded Whooves, representing how the real Doctor's mind is a prisoner of Discord's magic.
Beware the Nice Ones: Fluffle Puff is a big ball of huggable fluff who wants to give everyone around her hugs while being a Cute Mute. She's also a Unitologist and is best friends with the "Big Name" villains of the series so far, and even appears to be in a romantic relationship with Chrysalis in particular (though it seems to have softened Chrysalis up somewhat). She was also able to No Sell Discord's Discording powers, albeit briefly, and when they finally worked, they turned her into a palette-swapped version of Nightmare Moon, who immediately smashed him in the face with a rock, after which she turned back to normal (either under her own power or Discord trying to avoid getting worse). She also has an un-ponylike taste for meat.
The Doctor from Ask The Fallen Heroes, has a bit more edge to him then a lot of the other Doctor Whooves blogs. For instance this Doctor killed the Master with his bare hooves in a fit of rage. And you also see him Lynch Filthy Rich.
Big Bad: Most of the blogs with storylines have one.
The Tabula Rasa for "Ask Stalker Trixie", having been the mastermind of most of the events for most of the blog.
After her defeat, Trixie herself becomes this due to being infected with some of Nightmare Moon's essence. After that's resolved, the Big Bad seems to now be Sunset Shimmer the human one to be exact, having been trapped in Equestria by the pony verse one.
King Sombrero from "Scootaloo the Adventurer", having evolved from just an annoying hat into an evil entity.
The Moon Queen (an alternate universe Nightmare Moon) seems to be this for Ask Ember Bell.
While starting out as the Bigger Bad, the Sultan eventually becomes this for Ask Twixie Genies.
Bigger Bad: The entity that tricked Twixie Genie Twilight into becoming a Genie in the first place. Later developments reveal it was the evil Sultan who originally imprisoned the Djinn, good and evil and who's stubborness brought about Saddle Arabia's ruin by invoking the wrath of the Djinn and was in turn imprisoned by them.
Blood Magic: Blood Mage Sweetie Belle practices it. However, Dark Is Not Evil and she only uses her own blood for her magic (she won't even use animal blood because she couldn't bare to kill an innocent animal). She even used it to save Rarity's life which is how she learned it. It's described as being more powerful than normal magic, but due to misuse long ago, it's outlawed and considered evil, so she practices in secret. Also, because she uses only her own blood, she's limited in what magic she can use and how much she can use it.
Blog Zombie: Cocktress's Ask Pinkamina blogs has been "taken" up by currently three other artist who mostly just reused his old jokes without any charm his blog did until they die and are taken up by the next.
Boomerang Bigot: Played with in ask Niggertron. He frequently mocks African American stereotypes, and uses the word "nigger" a lot, but he's not particularly serious about any of it.
Played straight in Ask Twixie Genies with Zephyr Dimaond, an Air Djinn who hates his fellow Djinni and Genies for how they turned Saddle Arabia into a barren wasteland while fighting its evil sultan.
Brainwashed and Crazy: Trixie in asked the fallen hero. She is being controlled by "The Fargments of Gallopfey" and now cannot remember the "Alicorn Amulet incident". It exaggerates Trixie's hate for Twilight to the point that she wants to Kill her and makes her gain traits of a sexual predator.
Break the Haughty: Japplejack, after a series of tragedies and ending up in Canon!Equestria. She ends up becoming a much better pony because of it though.
Breaking the Fourth Wall: Most Ask a Pony blogs seem to employ this by having the character explain why they decided to get a Tumblr. Some go the extra mile by having characters say they speak to off-screen cameras that follow them around.
Buxom Is Better: Inverted, and the entire point behind The Plight of Busty Derpy.
Byronic Hero: Though there are many Doctor Whooves blogs with a Dark Doctor; Non take the cake more then the "Ask the Fallen Heroes" Doctor. He is rather cold to everyone except for Twilight, he has a disgust for politics and overbearing guilt for the accidental death of his mother. Compared to many other Doctors he's a stick in the mud, making only a few jokes and being rather reserved then goofy. But the difference between him and many other Dark Doctors, is that whenever faced with tragedy he always moves on from it, never staying depressed or angry. This makes him seem a lot more cold and unfeeling compared to other Doctors who stay depressed with their personal tragedies.
Cerebus Rollercoaster: Rainbow-less Dash. It started out as a grimdark, story driven blog about Rainbow Dash struggling to live with her guilt over murdering Scootaloo, then it was rebooted into a lighthearted slice of life blog, and then it planned to be rebooted again as a semi-grimdark Dead Rising 2 parody. Then that got put on the backburner and the blog currently remains in the Lighter and Softer reboot.
Cerebus Syndrome: Spoofed in Firestarter Spitfire. When Lightning Dust reveals herself and explains how she's trapped Spitfire in her own psyche, the plot takes a sudden turn for Lovecraft-style Cosmic Horror. Naturally, Spitfire immediately calls her out on trying to turn the previously comedic tumblr into a Cosmic Horror story, complete with a background of the plot (in the form of a train) being crushed by an anvil.
Character Development: Miss Twilight Sparkle has become less suicidal, and may even be pulling herself back from her Despair Event Horizon. In her own universe, Pinkamena has gotten several Pet the Dog moments with her version of Twilight, and ''another'' Pinkamena has become much more mellow after starting a relationship with The Master. Perhaps most impressive, after losing her sister to Discord in Shed.Mov, Jappleack has transformed from a Jerk Ass of the highest degree to a Nice Girl and become The Hero.
Chekhov's Gun: In Ask Twixie Genies, it's mentioned that Genies aren't protected by the same rules as mortals are in regard to their wishes. While this is originally used by the Sultan to kill Twilight, Zephyr exploits it to bring her Back from the Dead after Trixie kills the Sultan.
Chivalrous Pervert: Arrowhead from Ask Four Inept Guardponies dreams of distinguishing herself as a guard so much that Celestia will grant her her own harem of alicorn stallions.
Crapsack World: Equestria in Discorded Whooves. Besides Ponyville itself (which is described below under Wretched Hive), the battle against Discord wasn't a single incident as in the show, but a cataclysmic Great Off Screen War that's left Equestria in shambles and Celestia and Luna powerless to help their people try to rebuild due to having lost much of their power in the war.
Crossover: Happens quite a bit, some blogs will plan out little crossover stories or sometimes they'll just make shout outs to each other. And of course there's all the Doctor Whooves and traditional crossover blogs.
It has gotten to the point where it is basically a Shared Universe, which is doubly funny considering how wildly the art styles vary and how many characters have multiple blogs (which also have crossed over with one another).
The general opinion (postulated by various versions of Doctor Whooves) seems to be that the Ponyverse itself is shattered to pieces, containing multiple versions of the same characters. Suddenly, those scenes in the show where you see the same background pony more than once make a lot more sense.
A very common reason for a crossover pic is one blog starts following another one, leading that blog to make a crossover pic. Predictably, this can get a bit disturbing when Molestia is involved.
Darker and Edgier: There's a Grimdark version of each of the Mane Six, and then some.
Ask Twixie Genies is this compared to the other prominent genie blog, Ask Genie Twilight. Unlike Genie Twilight, which is a lighthearted Slice of Life blog, Twixie Genies is a Deconstruction of the idea of becoming a genie. Twilight's transformation meant she was completely bound to her bottle, causing her to go half-mad with grief and loneliness. As a result, she became an impish, manipulative, selfish trickster who only started to return to true sanity with the help of Trixie and, oddly enough, the Twilight from Genie Twilight. Also, Twilight's hamfisted decision to forcefully isolate herself from her friends and family for months ends up having realistic consequences.
Despite being a witch and the pony equivalent of a Deep One Hybrid, Ipsywitch is friendly, good-natured, and saves using her powers and companions to inflict awful fates for those who genuinely deserve them.
Death Seeker: The Doctor from Ask the Fallen Heroes gives off this vibe after being Stabbed in the chest. Saying that he isn't sad that he is dying and that Twilight shouldn't care for him. And acts resentful after finding out he was saved. Twilight also becomes this briefly later on in the story.
Death Is Cheap: In Question Pinkamena (A Cupcakes!Pinkie blog that is Black Comedy instead of grimdark), anyone killed by Pinkamena revives sometime later with no memory of their death.
She kills Serious Rainbow, who, thanks to being a member of the Serious Foundation, just respawns five seconds later. When asked why she's not mad, Serious Rainbow replies this is the seventieth time she's died. Her first death was really the only one Played for Drama due to it being a Killed Off for Real in her original universe, causing her to be reincarnated into another.
Deconstruction Fic: Ask The Fallen Heroes deconstructs the Doctor Whooves character by taking common trends for the character and elaborates on them or downright denies them. For example, "Why would the Doctor not take Derpy?" Because he barely knows her and doesn't care for uninteresting people. Another example, "Why does the Doctor hate pears?" The answer is he doesn't, he hates all fruits with skin. If you were to take off the skin, he thinks it's perfectly fine.
Dem Bones: By her own admission, Cteno isn't actually a goo pony — she's the skeleton underneath the goo, and sort of "wears" the goo to look more like a normal pony.
Die Laughing: The fate of whoever hears the Killing Joke that is sealed inside of Pun Pony. Discord is subject to it after she recovered from being corrupted by him.
Dimensional Traveller: Almost everyone. Despite being alternate universes, blogs have no problem interacting with one another. Sometimes it's justified, other times not, but frequently lampshaded.
Do Not Taunt Cthulhu: The sultan from Ask Twixie Genies tried to imprison all the Djinn, good and evil. This ended up enraging the Djinn race to the point that they laid waste to his kingdom, ultimately taking all his subjects to another land and it's implied they turned him into Sealed Evil in a Can. To be fair, they did beseech him to stop several times and he was simply too obsessed to do so.
Double Standard: Abuse, Female on Male: In Ask Four Inept Guardponies, castle maid Atjour Service routinely sexually harasses Bastion, apparently in revenge for the fetishization of her job (which Bastion had nothing to do with, she admits to picking him at random) and Bastion is visibly uncomfortable around her. This is played entirely for laughs. Only Arrowhead has presented any actual objection to this, but Atjour shrugged it off by claiming that her actions could very well lead to Bastion becoming better at his job (somehow).
Even Evil Has Standards: The Rainbow Dash of Factory Scootaloo may be a mass murderer, but she styles herself as a Well-Intentioned Extremist because she believes the Pegasus Grinder allows "failure" pegasi to still bring some good to Equestria by way of their Spectra. So when Serious Rainbow informs her that there's a version of the Rainbow Factory that grinds up pegasi purely For the Evulz, she is rightly sickened and pissed off.
Even the Mares Want Her: Pepper Mint, AKA Twist after a run-in with some Poison Joke, is loved by everyone, fillies, colts, mares and stallions alike. VERY loved. To the point of mobbing her in the street, or trying to drag her away for age-appropriate activities. Or, in the case of Pinkie Pie, attempt to love her with an axe.
Flanderization: Played for laughs in Ask Jappleack, in which Applejack's southern heritage is pushed Up to Eleven. In short, she goes from "hard-working cowgirl" to "sibling-beating Southern Baptist Nazi."
Flat "What.": Twilight from Ask the fallen Hero dose this quite often.
Genie in a Bottle: Genie Twilight establishes this is par for course for Genies, though in Twilight's case, her bottle is basically a fancy bed instead of a prison once Spike released her shortly after she became a Genie.
Go Mad from the Isolation: Happened to Twixie Genie!Twilight after spending who knows how long alone, imprisoned in her bottle. This all made her so desperate for companionship that she became a Jerkass Genie and tricked Trixie into becoming a Genie as well so she wouldn't be alone. She recovers thanks to Trixie and admits being isolated like that had messed with her head.
Gunboat Diplomacy: While she's generally a peaceful High QueenQueen Papillon uses this when she comes to speak with Princess Celestia and make peace with Equestria. It's not meant to force ponies into submission, she has no intent of that, it's merely meant to show that they could start a bad war if they wanted to but would prefer to do things peacefully.
Hearing Voices: Akai hears voices in her head which she responds to (actually the questions from her followers, in a rare example of giving an in-universe reason for questions aside from simply having a Tumblr).
Hero with Bad Publicity: In Ask the Fallen Hero's backstory audio logs, it's revealed that the Alicorns were all killed by a mare named Sif. She went down in history as the Crossbred, a menace to the world and a mass murdering freak. In truth the Alicorns were all dying out so they plotted to rip apart the M-Verse and transcend themselves to a higher plane of existence. Doing so would destroy the entire dimension. In the end Sif killed 99% of the alicorns in order to save a world she so dearly loved. But in doing so she was marked down in history as a killer, and her soul is damned to never enter heaven till she redeems herself completely.
Hoist by His Own Petard: The Sultan on Ask Twixie Genies kills Twilight by reflecting the wish she tried using on him back at her. He's then hit with this in return when the resulting rage this causes Trixie results in her bottle breaking, allowing her to blast him to nothing. Could count as a double dose, considering Trixie was presumably able to kill him for the same reason he could kill Twilight, namely that immortals aren't protected by Genie Rules, something she wouldn't have known if he hadn't revealed it.
This has been something that has occasionally happened on many different blogs, not even just pony blogs. In fact Putuk once had all three of his blogs (said blogs starred Scootabot, Silver The Hegdgehog and Team Rocket's Frillish) switched around. askrobotnik also once had his minions and several guest artists including the mods of pony askblogs take over his blog while Robotnik was away. Additionally Cupitite, Discorderly Conduct and askpinchy had their blogs taken over by Disney characters (Ursula, Hades, and Lilo respectively).
Idiot Ball: In-Universe, anyone who signed up for the Vocational Death Cruise — a "cruise" with numerous mentions of death in the name, locales, and invitation, hosted by Santalestia, a Bad Santa version of Celestia who gave out lumps of foal meat instead of coal. Lampshaded by one of the Rarity blogs, which highlighted all the mentions of "death" in the invitation and declined by saying "A lady is not stupid."
Interface Screw: Recent updates in Discorded Whooves show that Dissy's discording is becoming so unstable that its actually begun to rewrite the asks Dissy received so it looks like they're encouraging his assholish actions. In some cases, it outright destroys the asks!
Deconstructed in the "Twixie Genies" blog. There, Twilight is a genie who purposefully misinterperets Trixie's wishes until the latter wishes to be powerful "like her", which gets Trixie turned into a genie herself. After several entries worth of Twilight teasing and flirting with Trixie, a few users ask how Twilight became a genie and why she acts the way she does, which Trixie answers: Twilight had her own encounter with a Jackass Genie who tricked her into becoming a genie. When Trixie happened upon her bottle, Twilight turned her into a genie so she wouldn't have to be alone anymore. Together they started the blog so Twilight could get back in contact with her friends and family.
Word of god for Ask the fallen heroes says that the Doctor believes this is what Discord is. And since he has evidence supporting this, he could be right.
The Sultan from Ask Twixie Genies. Not only was he the one who turned Twilight into a Genie in the first place, anything involving him is much more serious than the rest of the largely comedy and romance based story the blog normally tells and he proves to be a Hero Killer level threat upon showing up. He even seemingly killsTwilight by reflecting her attack back at her.]] Plus, just look at him!
Acetic Rarity does a good job of it too, aspiring to be epic in all things.
Let's Get Dangerous: Sexy Spitfire is normally friendly, warm and laid back, but when the Shadowbolt who murdered her mentor attempts to kidnap Rainbow Dash, she shows off just why she's captain of the Wonderbolts.
Limited Wardrobe: Human Luna pretty much switches between two outfits throughout the blog. This is justified however, as Luna has pretty much zero interest in fashion.
Medium Blending: Whereas all the other characters are depicted with vectors from the show or the toyline, Sweetiebell in Ask Terry is depicted with her actual toy.
Mind Rape: Practically a trademark of The Master. Often followed by the physical variety.
Mind Screw: In Ask the Crusaders, Pinkie Pie explains how the Fourth Wall works so that the CMC can be able to break it to make answering questions easier. Eventually, Pinkie Pie reveals to them the secret that allowed her to break it so many times...
Mood Whiplash: Ask the fallen heroes has an incredibly jarring one. First it shows a teary eyed reunion between the presumed dead Applejack and here team. Then in the next post it shows the former enslaved people of Hoofington brutally murder Filthy Rich. Then it cuts to a day later were we find former enslaved Vinyl Scratch reuniting with Octavia Melody.
Morality Pet: Sweetie Belle to Rarity in Ask Lil Miss Rarity.
Now Jack has arrived in Ponyland as well, which seems to be keeping the Doctor's Discorded self more under control than before.
Ruby Pinch occasionally fill the role for Meanie Belle, as she's one of the few ponies Meanie Belle actually likes.
Screwball for Discord on the Ask Pony Discord blog. He's still a Jerkass to everypony else, but she's about the closest thing he has to a friend (unlike some interpretations, she's not his daughter in this version).
Queen Chrysalis: I mean what's so special about this? All you do is follow me around. Constantly giving me affection and letting me feed on you...doing everything possible to cheer me up whenever I have even the slightest frown...caring about me unconditionally...As if I was no different than anyone else...*Hugs Fluffle Puff.*
The Multiverse: Given the massive number of character blogs, multiple versions of many characters exist. Some blogs seem to interact as though they share the same universe (such as "Ask Octavia" and "Ask Vinyl Scratch"), while others will have temporary crossovers: "Ask Twilight Sparkle Anything" has met at least two alternate versions of herself, the Vocational Death Cruise has over 100 universes interacting with each other, and most of the female characters have had some kind of interaction with Discord Whooves.
Also, it turns out that turning an already power mad, genocidal dictator with delusions of godhood and dreams of Taking Over The World into a powerful ice monster may not have been the best idea for a punishment.
A very subtle one in ask the the Fallen heroes; After the former enslaved citizens of Hoofington brutally murder they're captor, they all begin to cheer. Except for Bon Bon who is standing in the background shocked.
Our Genies Are Different: Genies on the Ask Genie Twilight blogs work under different rules than 'traditional' Genies. For one, they're mortals that are transformed into Genies by a magic spell and are at first limited in their power (though still far exceeding even Twilight's power to the point Twilight was able to defeat Trixie when Trixie had the Alicorn Amulet), but can perform any wish they've granted on whim at any time. The Genie also sets the number of wishes a particular master can have, even giving them no limits, and can refuse a wish if they don't want to grant it and some of the limitations they have can be bypassed by a wish (such as no longer being physically connected to their container and being able to grant wishes for beings other than their master, something Spike has wished for Twilight). They also return to their bottle if exhausted or in a deep sleep to rest, something Twilight considers a perk, as the rest is far better than normal rest. Also, if not wished free (which, in context, simply means returning the pony to normal) within three days of becoming a Genie, they cannot be wished free for a thousand years, something Twilight knew and accepted.
In Ask Twixie Genies, there are two types of genies, Genies and Djinn. Djinn are immortal, can move about as they please, have powerful ties to one of the four elements, but they cannot grant wishes and while they are immortal, Zephyr Diamond shows that they do begin to age and lose some of their power over time. Genies, by contrast, are much more powerful and can grant wishes, but they are completely bound to their bottle, unable to move more then a few feet away from it.
Paper-Thin Disguise: Stalker Trixie is convinced that a sweater and a pair of glasses is enough to hide her identity. While working as Twilight's assistant "Lulamoon".
Pointy-Haired Boss: Bastion from Four Inept Guardponies. His reaction to Twilight Sparkle being kidnapped by evil cultists was to panic. When tasked with guarding an ice statue of Celestia he somehow got the idea of surrounding it with "extra crispy" hay bales, which inevitably caught fire. More than once he's jumped off a roof, having forgotten that he's not a pegasus. When Shining Armor gathered all of the sergeants together to select his replacement, Bastion's name was at the very bottom of the list.
Roboshi of the Ponibooru Crufavers has a popular female version of him known as Robo-she.
Blitz Gets All the Mares is a NSFW blog based on the fanfic "On a cross and arrow" where the main universe mane six find themselves in a rule 63 universe.
This once became a bit of a bandwagon, with several blogs doing it to the point where one even had a mad scientist who claimed to have released a variant of Poison Joke known as Gender Joke, but that never really caught on, in spite of most of the genderswaps being the result of poison joke, even when it wouldn't make much sense for the poison joke to do so.
Retcon: The Coop has recently rebooted going from a gameshow style blog to more of a slice of life blog much like most other blogs of it's nature.
Running Gag: Few things are universal across these blogs, but pretty much every single one of them gets a visit from a Pony Chubby at one point or another.
Twixie Genies have the entity that Twilight was tricked into releasing that turned her into a Genie in the first place. It turns out to be an ancient sultan imprisoned by the Djinn for his prejudice actions in imprisoning all Djinn good and evil.
Shown Their Work: Most of the blogs can be tied into a loose continuity with the show, but the creators of "Statued Discord Replies" have repeatedly gone the extra mile to make Discord true-to-form, including his occasional break into rhyme for some of the replies. For example, here he is lamenting on his situation to the rhythm of Portal's "Still Alive"; Someone even put those verses into a proper song.
Likewise, the guy behind Discord Whooves is very well-versed in Doctor Who lore, and the references can get pretty obscure.
The person behind Ask The Fallen Heroes has stated many times that he loves world building. And if you go on the blog you will find lore expanding on: Gods, ancient heroes, old tales, ancient mass genocides, the creation of magic and the origins of the Doctor himself.
Sibling Yin-Yang: In Ask the Pie Sisters, Pinkie is her usual crazy self, Inkie is an introvert Fluttershy Expy (lampshaded when it's noted the two are very good pen pals), and Blinkie is somewhere in the middle.
Pinkie makes frequent appearances in Ask Octavia, which plays with the "Pinkie is Octavia's sister" theory by having them be cousins instead.
Sixth Ranger: The mod of Ask The Crusaders added Babs Seed to the blog shortly after "One Bad Apple" aired, pointing out they did it because they are ask the Crusaders, which would logically include their Sixth Ranger.
The Ace Wings of AskTheAceWings and By extension, their original combined form, Ace Wing are Technically 5th rangers, but as the Ace Brigade are heavily based on J.A.K.Q. which initially had four, with Big One acting the as Sixth Ranger, they also count. Due to their orgin and similarity to the Go-On Wings whom they are based on, they both count as the Fifth ranger of the Ace Brigade
Time Travel: Stalker Trixie has tried it a couple of times to alter her own past. The first time resulted in a Bad Future where, while she was in a position of power, Nightmare Moon won and ruled the world which she had to undo. The second time...somehow resulted in her age regressing the entire world. Even Celestia has no idea how she managed to screw the spell up that badly.
Undying Loyalty: The version of Sunset Shimmer from the Ask Princess Twilight Sparkle blog has this towards Princess Celestia and is her motivation for attacking Twilight due to her 'allowing' Celestia to get hurt during Chrysalis' invasion. It turns out she's actually projecting HER OWN guilt over failing to protect the Princess at the wedding onto Twilight and when actually confronted by Celestia herself has a Heel Realization.
Unstoppable Rage: Trixie on 'Ask Twixie Genies' goes into this after the Sultan seemingly kills Twilight, who she discovers was about to propose to her. Her anger is such that she shatters her lamp and frees herself. She then proceeds to more or less incinerate the Sultan.
Villain Protagonist: Quite a few, given how these blogs work. However, a stand out is King Sombra from Ask King Sombra. While he does gradually soften up due to his Morality Pet Coffee Talk, he's still a self centeredJerkass who doesn't care a lot of innocent ponies and Crystal Wolves got killed, and now recently a herd of Dragon only because was part of a deal
Doctor (to Time Turner): Maybe I'm just being silly, being me and all, but... I find it funny that of all the forms a changeling could have taken... it took the form of another Derpy. Just for you. ... I see. ... Me too.
Ask the Fallen heroes has one, but it is only a heavy hitter if you watched Doctor who.
Played with when Whirly asks Statue Discord to the prom. He turns her down, but then Whirly gives give him Puppy-Dog Eyes which causes Discord to fall in love... with his own reflection in her eyes! He then asks himself our to the prom.
What the Hell, Hero?: Genie Twilight givesoneto the Twixie Genies over their choice of going into a self imposed exile to avoid someone with evil intentions finding them, pointing out that if that happened, they could just twist the wishes to avoid them causing harm, and more importantly for not thinking how much this choice would hurt their friends. They realize she's right and have her blow down the wall keeping ponies from reaching them so they can set things right.
Later, Applejack and Rainbow Dash are clearly ticked with Twilight for not thinking about contacting them this whole time. Rainbow Dash, who thought this was because Twilight stopped caring about them, relents when Twilight explains she was forced into a life of maddening exile with little hope of ever seeing them again, but Applejack took it much harder because Twilight thought a single letter telling them she was okay would be enough to apologize for hurting them.
Wretched Hive: Ponyville in Discorded Whooves. Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are dead, Applejack and Rarity are batshit insane, Twilight is a broken shell of her former self due to all this, the crime rate is so high that Mayor Mare resigned in shame and parents are too afraid to let their kids go outside at any time, and now there's a seriel killer on the loose. Most of the police are incompetent, and the one officer who is competent, Warden, is a Knight Templar obsessed with pinning all the town's problems on the Doctor.
You're Insane!: Twilight's reaction to Japplejack's plan to eat Appelox in order to stop him from eating Equestria. But in the end she admits they have no other plan that might work so they'll have to try it.