Funny / Ask a Pony

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• (NSFW) Ask Pinkamina Diane Pie, which is essentially Cupcakes (Sergeant Sprinkles): The Blog. Those who like it say it's Creepy Awesome; it has moments like this gem.
  • One particularly memorable scene has Pinkamena answering questions while Scootaloo is mutilating a body in a bathtub. Eventually, the following exchange occurs:
    Tumblr: Out of rape, bondage, and cannibalism (And anything else we don't know about), which is your favorite 'hobby'?
    Pinkamena: I prefer cannibalism personally.
    Scootaloo: I like rape!
• Also NSFW, Ask Lil' Miss Rarity features a few moments of Dull Surprise from the titular character, such as waking up with her eyes replaced by buttons, or realizing that she's gone completely insane.
  • Sweetie Belle finding Rarity's inbox open.
• This Octavia blog, in all her classy glory. Features frequent guest appearances from Vinyl Scratch and Pinkie Pie.^note  This blog takes an interesting take on the "Octavia is Pinkie's sister" theory by making them cousins. She is also aware of the 4th wall.
• Pretty much anything on Statued Discord replies. Example: when some Anon called Statued Discord's plan orderly, he pretty much packed up and left.
• Ask DJ P0N-3. Why are there so many hamsters??
• Ask Surprise, the G1 pony Pinkie is based on, and perhaps even crazier than Pinkie.
• Ask Ruby Pinch, Berry Punch's daughter, takes being adorable to new levels. Also Sweetie Belle is Ruby's hat.
• Ask Twist, who apparently has to type in her lisp due to a faulty "S" key and has many hand drawn responses that vary between adorable and hilarious, such as this little gem.
• Ask Blueblood, which ends up making him likable (while still keeping him in character.)
  • Auntie can smell your fear!
  • There's also this hilarious exchange he has with one of the Rarity blogs. Be sure to read the comments under the pictures!
  • speaking of which...
  • Pinkamania.
• Ask the Pie Sisters, a relatively short and very cute blog about the rock farming Pie sisters: Light grey-maned, blue-grey bodied Blinkie Pie; Teal-maned, light grey bodied Inkie Pie; and Mane 6 Pinkie Pie (the sisters tried using 'Pinky' as her pseudonym, but Pinkie didn't quite get the hang of it).
  • Included is some interesting facts about rock farming and this brony gave a theory on Pinkie Sense on the Derpibooru post. Rock farmers would have to be sensitive to the raw magic currents so that they can optimise the effects of the growth of the minerals and metals in the rocks. Pinkie, on the other hand, is super sensitive to the raw magic currents. So sensitive that she can even pick up on pony magic currents and basically detect what is going to happen on a local level. These premonitions are manifested in the various twitches and spasms she has shown.
• How about Ask Friendly Twilight? Lesson Zero Twilight? Demon Mailmare Derpy? It's got it here...
• Ask Ice Pack is about a male escort zebra in Ponyville. Hilarity Ensues.
  • For a start, his encounters with the main cast.
    Fluttershy: I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO TALK.
  • His encounter with Trixie.
  • "Oh. Hello. I am here to have sex with you."
  • Looks like someone doesn't have a special somepony.
    • How did this happen
• Velvet's visit from Surprise didn't end well.
  • Then came this.
  • How she deals with rowdy customers.
• Moonstuck should be added as well. Imagine MS Paint Adventures, only with "Woona" put in. With Egophiliac's fantastic art, bizarre sense of humor, and plethora of references, it certainly belongs here.
• Smarty Belle helping a sick Rarity.
• Echo the Wonderbolt asked people for names to pair with herself for the love calculator. Guess who had the highest percentage?
  • And then came this.
    • Apparently, in a post on the "Ask Molestia" blog, Echo accidentally walked in on Celestia having sex...or something. It was so horrifying, that Echo ran from the room screaming "AAGH MY POOR SIGHTLESS EYES!" Yes, Echo has been blind since birth. Apparently Molestia having sex is just that horrifying.
• Ask Art Pastel is a very new one about a literal "starving artist". So far it's given us this.
  • He was assured it was hot sauce.
• Ask Pia Ikea follows the Ponyville representative for IKEA. She enjoys her work so much that she counts sheep and even gives her daughter Maude The Talk in the style of furniture assembly instructions. Her cousin Maja shows up to answer questions as well.
• Dan vs. FIM, while not strictly a ask blog, still has some questions answered from time to time. Almost every post is hilarious, but one of the best has to be when Dan steals Fluttershy's things while Twilight's speaking with her.
  • At one point, someone calls Dan out, saying he's "enjoying all that Twilight 'plot'". This is the response. It also doubles as a Take That!.
• While it's mostly a dark, story-driven blog, with some risque stuff thrown in, Ask Discord Whooves can be pretty hilarious at times, usually either when the Doctor gives snappy responses to stupid questions or encounters somepony who's not instantly won over by his charm. Or when the "pet" Miss Pinkamena gave him shows up to interrupt a routine answering-session.
  • And then there's his reaction to "My Little Dashie."
  • The breather posts can get also get delightfully nonsensical.
• Ask Chubby Diamond Tiara, a fairly recent ask blog about, well, chubby Diamond Tiara. So far, it's given us this.
  • The humanized DT explains how she lost her taste for winter sports.
  • Some Literalist Snarking here.
• From Ask Hoops and Dumbbell: Hoops' April Fools Prank doesn't quite go as planned.
• Ask Spike Da Dragon. It is insane!
  • Spike may be called a baby, but he's 100% man.
• Firefly of fireflysays burns Discord.
• Sweetie Belle from Ask the Crusaders thinks of an explanation to give to Rarity about what happened during the Vocational Death Cruise.
  'Sweetie Belle: Hey Rarity! Guess what? I'M A NUDIST!
• Pinkie Pie: Breaking the fourth wall and thinking with portals.
  • Who wouldn't be scared in this situation?
  • Never miss a welcome party from Pinkie Pie, or else you'll receive her surprise edition.
• Ask Bubblini DaVinci Berry. While it is NSFW, and is essentially based off of Cupcakes (Sergeant Sprinkles), it has many of these. Here's a perfect example.
  • Here's what happened at last year's Christmas party
• Probably funny in an schadenfreude way, but in the Rarity crossover blog A Touch of Diamonds, someone suggested they bring all the Opals from their respective dimensions to play. So of course Lil' Miss Rarity brings the Pinkamena doll that has Opal's heart in it. Cue all the Opals staring in horror.
• The ENTIRE PREMISE of Ask Trixie and Cheese. The newly-reformed-but-still-kind-of-arrogant Trixie meets Cheese Sandwich while the two of them are Walking the Earth and Cheese decides to hang out with her. Hilarity Ensues.