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TroperNo9001 Lovely Legilimens from MACUSA Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
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#26: Dec 4th 2016 at 8:46:58 PM

[up]I can't see night 1.

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
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#27: Dec 4th 2016 at 9:11:36 PM

Here it is.

Or not. The heck?

edited 4th Dec '16 9:11:59 PM by Psychedelicate

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TroperNo9001 Lovely Legilimens from MACUSA Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
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#29: Dec 4th 2016 at 9:35:42 PM

Haha, even the Poke-sibling Running Gag leaked into this thread. [lol]

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
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#30: Dec 4th 2016 at 9:38:04 PM

Yup tongue

So I guess 1D are all half-Pokemon, then?

TroperNo9001 Lovely Legilimens from MACUSA Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#31: Dec 31st 2016 at 3:05:28 AM

As our year-end special (at least on my side of the world), here's the cast of 9k1 Games Season 8!note  This is actually my second run. Toothless made it to the Hall of Fame in the previous one, but I didn't want him to fight a clone of himselfnote  since I'm going to be making my own Battle Royale out of the podium finishers in this continuity. As to why pony!me isn't part of this? Technically, I'm always there in the header, watching all of these poor souls fight each other to death.

  • Bloodbath
    • Anger does what the Anthropomorphic Personification of anger does... and kills his own teammate.
    • Three video game characters (two from Fictional Video Games) team up for some frozen delights.
    • Toothless doesn't believe in Jack Frost and somehow knifes him without being able to see him.
    • Nothing much else other than supplies or running away.
  • Day 1
    • Sinker's life has just sunk to the bottom of the sea.
    • The Dazzlings have some petty revenge on Sunset after all of those battles of the bands.
    • Opal whispers "Dynamite Gal" into Calhoun's ear just to trigger her.
    • Kyurem comforts a crying pony.
    • A shark, a Pokemon Champion, a sickly green girl, and a snowflake dragon play a card game. It's just as weird as it sounds.
    • Technically, Gems don't have private parts, but...
    • An ice Super, a half-Gem, a unicorn, and a squirrel alien go hunting.
    • Somebody doesn't find Toothless adorable...
    • Deaths: Karkat, Felix, Jack Frost, and Sinker
  • Night 1
    • Stewed Broccoli, anyone?
    • Opal goes dragon slaying.
    • Gigi beats her fellow fluffy white doggo in a minigame by pulling a Luigi.
    • Snowdrake goes Cupcakes on Fluttershy.
    • That's cold, Toothless.
    • Steven Universe becomes a peeping tom.
    • What wounds?
  • Day 2
    • Wrong game, Steven Stone.
    • Anger must've flipped the table after losing that board game to two Pokemon.
    • How appropriate for an ice dragon to ask someone out for snowman building.
    • Calhoun reluctantly teams up with Team Hate Plague to spread hatred and scorn amongst the other tributes.
    • Opal tries Garnet's lemonade, causing some conflict between the Amethyst and Pearl sides of her.
    • The half-Gem Steven goes skiing, but...
  • Suddenly, the arena goes dark!
    • ...he loses sight of where he's going and jumps off the wrong ledge.
    • The Crystal Fusions team up to ambush Calhoun, but get poofed.
    • Frozone ices the ground below him, causing Spats and Sunset to slip and slide off a cliff.
    • The Hoenn Champion tries to diversify his team, but is still not used to it.
    • You could've just used the fire on your head to see your weapon, Anger.
    • Deaths
  • Night 2
    • Snowy fesses up to Toothless about how much he wants to impress his dad with his ice puns.
    • Sharpedo levels up in wisdom.
    • Poor Starlight gets PTSD from both times she was killed by Torchwick in the main Trope Games.
    • Gigi suddenly speaks in English while mourning over her cousin's skull.
    • Taffyta boasts that Sugar Rush is better than Hero's Doody Duty.
    • The Dazzlings get drunk with Frozone and sing all of their songs for the rest of the night.
  • Feast
    • I guess that enlightenment wasn't enough for the shark Pokemon...
    • Snowdrake turns the tables and somehow kills the Dazzlings with their song powers.
    • To be fair, it's pretty hard to aim if you're a quadruped without telekinesis.
    • Taffyta cries because she misses Sugar Rush, causing her mascara to run.
  • Day 3
    • Calhoun gets some frost on her nose while sleet interrupts a fight.
    • Deaths: Sharpedo, the Dazzlings, and Toothless
  • Night 3
    • A jazz mix of "Sugar Rush" is had while Gigi and Frozone regret calling it quits due to the sleet earlier that day.
  • Day 4
    • Don't get too ahead of yourself, Frozone!
    • You're not as sweet as you claim to be! You didn't even make an ice pun!
    • That was some posing contest.
  • Night 4
    • That posing contest must've given Starlight a Stupid Sexy Flanders moment. Gigi likewise spies on Taffyta taking a bath.
  • Day 5
  • Night 5
    • Taffyta... strokes her strawberry sucker while Frozone has hots for a comedic ice dragon.
  • Day 6
    • Frozone REALLY wants senpai to notice him while Starlight and Calhoun have a rematch.
  • Night 6
  • Day 7
  • Night 7
    • Frozone finds Calhoun's corpse still tied to a tree and... oh dear...
    • That wet dream must've involved snow flurries and strawberry dessert in some way... (shudders)
  • Day 8
    • That's not a Pokemon, Frozone.
  • Night 8
    • Frozone acts nice for once while Snowy uses his Fluttershy jacket to flash Taffyta.
  • Day 9
    • Finally, some bloodshed! Taffyta makes some glue while Snowy gets a Cape Snag.
    • Deaths: Starlight and Snowdrake
  • The Finale!
    • So much for staying sweet.
  • Placements
  • Death Summary
  • Stats
  • Save if anyone's interested

I hope you all had a wonderful 2016 (despite the... not so nice real life events that happened), and here's to another year of drama! Romance! Bloodshed! Right here in the TVT Hunger Games!

edited 10th Jan '17 10:54:47 PM by TroperNo9001

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#32: Jan 10th 2017 at 7:00:41 PM

Time for me to ring in the new year, except nine days late! Another 24-tribute game, in which I give a preview of one of my tributes to come. All but two of the tributes here were not used in any other Infinity Games, while the two who WERE are recurring Butt Monkeys.

INFINITY GAMES 4.0 (recorded during Season 108)

  • Ladies and gentlemen, it's showtime!
  • Bloodbath
    • Black Dude Dies First once again! Looks like this particular trend has finally made its way over to this thread.
    • Jecht, unlike Flandre, doesn't find it necessary to kill just yet.
    • Everyone else runs or gets stuff. Cowards, the lot of them.
  • Day 1
    • Lurantis used Solar Chainsaw! It's super effective!
    • Exodia seems to have acquired some faulty weaponry.
    • Ouch, that's gotta hurt. If you want sympathy, Yuuka, this isn't how you get it. Even if your victim is a terrible parent.
    • Torchwick and Shishio steal one of Sebastian's spare suits.
    • Two doctors have an... um... consultation.
    • Salem should look into making the White Fang Lieutenant part of her inner circle, considering his performance against Tyrian.
    • Qrow finds something that was probably, at one point, Raven's body.
    • Not a lot of people died.
  • Night 1
    • That's certainly an... interesting... slumber party there.
    • A bug-like flower thing confides her secrets to her fellow flower creature.
    • I'm almost positive that Qrow got it on purpose, considering what he saw yesterday.
    • Gin discovers something straight out of a yaoi crack fic.
    • Jecht joins us today on Hell's Kitchen.
  • Day 2
    • Exodia channels his inner Bard.
    • Shishio turns out to be not a human, but a Pillar Man instead.
    • The arena must have gotten some snow at some point.
    • For once, a butler has failed...
    • Further bonding between the flowers occurs.
    • Qrow is our sole casualty.
  • Night 2
    • Huddling with a knife probably won't get you any warmer.
    • Shishio shows a truly staggering amount of maturity.
    • Clearly, the only reason Ramsay is in this group hug is because he was impressed by Jecht's cooking.
    • Some more clothes thievery.
    • Obligatory lampshading of non-lethal kidney theft.
  • Day 3
    • Even here, Torchwick can escape neither his role as a recurring character nor his role as a Butt-Monkey.
    • Jealous, Yuuka?
    • Kars almost decides that Hazel shouldn't be allowed to survive after being seen making out with him by Gin.
    • Speaking of Gin, he falls victim to one of Flandre's attempts at being threatening.
    • Tyrian is Shulk confirmed?
    • Another really small death toll.
  • Night 3
    • White Fang Lieutenant knows that there are some chances you just don't take, and fighting a Soul Reaper is one of those chances.
    • And tales of villainy are had.
    • Lurantis gets her share of PTSD arena flashbacks.
    • I wonder if they have tea parties at Salem's place... Eh, probably not.
    • Knife self-pleasure.
  • Day 4
  • Night 4
    • It's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel!
    • There's something about the concept of a knife shaving itself that I find to be hilarious, for some reason.
    • Paraphilia on ice?
    • Hazel gives Tsubakura some spoilers for Volume 4 of RWBY.
  • Day 5
    • Lurantis fails to find a source of sunlight in time.
    • A butler has failed once more.
    • Shishio's own Social Darwinist philosophy backfires.
    • Of course, it's the knife that's questioning its sanity here.
  • ARENA EVENT: Mr. Death himself makes his appearance!
    • Two members of Salem's inner circle go down defiantly, while the third just accepts his fate.
    • Flame Swordsman and the World's Sharpest Knife(TM) are just too good at games for their own good.
    • The reaper among the tributes teams up with the reaper to put an end to Flandre's shenanigans.
    • Nobody else seemed to be on Death's list.
    • Ah, that's more like it.
  • Night 5
    • Kars, too, reprises his role as a Butt-Monkey before the season is over.
    • Exodia, no! You've just offended demon butlers everywhere!
    • Loneliness... on ice!
  • THE FEAST
    • White Fang Lieutenant repeats his previous decision when he, once again, is in a fight involving Gin.
    • Everybody else is a coward.
  • Day 6
  • Night 6
    • Tidus, you aren't from a platformer, you halfwit.
    • Exodia turns his overwhelming power against himself.
  • Day 7
  • Night 7
    • Even Gin is a fan of the Lieutenant.
  • Day 8
    • Looks like somebody else thinks that cooking is an art involving weaponry.
    • Nobody died.
  • Night 8
    • Songs of evilness are sung.
  • Day 9
    • Gin and the Lieutenant meet in battle once again... Except not really, since it's just chess.
    • But nobody came.
  • FINALE: Night 9
    • Sebastian simply cannot handle his earlier failures, and it falls to Gin to "help" him with this.
    • You know, for all the Lieutenant's not taking unnecessary risks, he seems to have picked up the Idiot Ball in the end.
  • Placements
  • Death Summary
  • Statistics
  • Save, for anyone interested

A longer one. But the last two were incredibly short, so it balances out. I guess.

TroperNo9001 Lovely Legilimens from MACUSA Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#33: Jan 28th 2017 at 6:04:56 AM

Happy Chinese New Year! Oddly enough, I don't have any rooster characters in this batch, but I do have a couple o' cute kids this season! What Could Possibly Go Wrong?note  I know that Primal Kyogre and Cannonball are set to appear in Season 115 and my reserves (whether they make it in or not) are past the cutoff point, but I couldn't resist.

  • Bloodbath
    • Yang SOMEHOW breaks through Primal Kyogre's immunity to fire attacks! Oh well, at least it's no longer stormy.
    • Midnight Sparkle unleashes the magic! Scar's teeth and ambitions are bared! Uh... I've got nothing for the Walker Elementary kids.
    • Ploot collects some garbage for the day.
    • Fear really doesn't wanna be here, and he's already breaking Goatmom's heart.
    • Dumbo blows sand in Monster Kid's eyes and makes a quick getaway.
    • Zira Pokes the Poodle, but isn't she a carnivore?
    • Tem g3tz her tem f1eks by streeeeeeeeeetching her p4wsss.
  • Day 1
    • Temmie helps herself to that bag of Tem Flakes, but nearly chokes to death. Good thing Sci-Twi just so happened to be there when it happened.
    • That's mean, Connie.
    • Either Cannonball or Bing Bong wanted to try on Dumbo's clown hat.
    • Is it just me, or does this rap battle stink? (rimshot)
    • I don't think Yin can talk...
    • Zira makes sure that Pumpkin doesn't steal her bread basket. Wonder where she learned how to snipe, though.
    • Deaths: Primal Kyogre and Pumpkin Cake
  • Night 1
    • Ralphie takes a page from D. A.'s books and starts a book club with some (stinky) monsters.
    • Phoebe, what are you doing with those aliens? Stahp!!!
    • Greg makes out with a 7' 3"note  giant goat woman, somehow mistaking her for Rose. Scar just facepaws at that Crack Pairing.
    • Temmie needs to learn not to talk with her mouth full.
    • The Twilight clones watch a cute monster tot put on a comedy show.
  • Day 2
    • Yang spies on some cute kids playing together.
    • That said, an equally cute cat finds a chainsaw. You can see where this is going...
    • The hyenas send Scar a little something just for laughs.
    • Sci-Twi bombs my first Hall of Fame Battle Royale champion and my favorite Undertale character For Science!
    • All you need is some flint to make that first spark. (rimshot)
    • Let's see how many alchemy-related memories Fear can recall...
    • ...what socks?
    • Is it just me, or does Ralphie really hate elephants?
    • Deaths: Yin, Toriel, and Flint Lockwood
  • Night 2
  • Day 3
    • Yang goes looking for Yin, unaware of what happened to him yesterday.
    • Sci-Twi teaches Ralphie and his book club members how magic and science work in harmony.
    • Scar and Zira finally interact. That said, Outlanders would make a Good Name For A Rock Band.
    • Everyone else just has fun... or not.
    • Deaths: Henry Hugglemonster
  • Night 3
    • How does a lion bash someone in the head when he doesn't have opposable thumbs? He'd just look silly holding it in his mouth.
    • Uh... Ralphie, are you okay?
    • I don't know how it went, but that assassination plot was guaranteed to work.
    • Ploot "assists" Yang in making more molten rocks.
    • Sci-Twi gets a rude awakening.
    • Bing Bong loses his sanity and kills Fear, and also Zira.
    • Hey MK, Breaking the Fourth Wall's the evil talkin' flower's thing!
  • Day 4
    • Cannonball makes a Pratfall.
    • [Insert tasteless school shooting joke here]
    • Dumbo, you can just fly yourself and MK out of there...
    • Oh my, Bing Bong's going off the deep end, isn't he?
    • Deaths: Greg Universe, Midnight Sparkle, Yang, Fear, Zira, Connie Maheswaran, and Alolan Grimer
  • Night 4
    • Bing Bong's... rocket makes him yell, "hooray!"
    • Scar also Pokes the Poodle.
    • Poor Cannonball misses his ohana so much.
    • Napstablook pays Monster Kid a visit.
  • Day 5
    • Dumbo notices his teammate go off the rails and tries to make him pay the price, but Cannonball comes to the rescue.
    • If this isn't Adult Fear, then what is? It really doesn't help that Scar's wife murdered Pound's twin sister back on the first day.
    • At Phoebe's old school, kids were never told that they were just fictional characters.
    • Must be hard for them to take a selfie without hands.
    • Deaths: Phoebe
  • Night 5
    • This pairing will scar you for life.
    • Bing Bong snaps back to his senses and teams up with Ralphie to save Dumbo from drowning.
    • Ploot also saves someone from drowning... by giving them the Kiss of Life.
    • Sci-Twi does some chemistry on her alchemy set.
  • Day 6
    • Ralphie breaks his arm. inb4 the Friz takes the rest of the class on a field trip inside his broken bone.
    • Bing Bong cheers for his elephant friend as the latter defeats a predator in a fight. Ploot comes across the very handsome throw rug later on.
    • Sci-Twi listens to The Rainbooms.
    • MK wants to see what a muddy tidal wave looks like.
  • What kind of fertilizer did they use here?!
    • The vines from Everfree and (presumably) of Flowey strangle Pound Cake and Monster Kid, respectively.
    • Sci-Twi decides to research on rafflesias, but forgot to bring her safety gear. Also, looks like Ploot's body just got Plooted. (rimshot)
    • Apparently, Sprout's vines were long enough to reach the arena and turn into bamboo shoots.
    • Deaths: Scar, Pound Cake, Monster Kid, Ploot, Sci-Twi, and Cannonball
  • Night 6
    • Ralphie snubs Temmie of a second 9k1 podium finish while Bing Bong rescues his friend, who apparently forgot he could fly.
  • Feast
    • Elephant betrayal. That is all.
  • The Finale!
    • Is it just me, or is that Karmic Death going to make a traumatizing Core Memory?
  • Placements
  • Death Summary
  • Stats
  • Save if anyone's interested, now with even more phantoms of mine who refused to visit their "friends".

That was a good season, but Bing Bong... just Bing Bong.

edited 28th Jan '17 6:06:02 AM by TroperNo9001

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#34: Jan 28th 2017 at 1:04:15 PM

Did another one of these because I felt like it. Featuring Torchwick and a bunch of tributes I haven't used before on this thread, three of which haven't properly appeared in the main thread yet either.

INFINITY GAMES 5.0 (recorded after Season 114)

  • Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!
  • Bloodbath
    • Honestly, I'd pay to see Xurkitree in Smash.
    • Yabusame, you glutton.
    • What nose?
  • Day 1
    • An Excellent Mud Puddle.
    • That's a weird rock band.
    • Will Clause get their vengeance? Who knows!
    • Suicidal electric bird is helped by ditzy human.
    • Yukari and Shunsui have some nice fun in the snow, while Xurkitree and Torchwick play a little more violently.
    • Electivire achieves Mega Evolution.
    • Nobody died.
  • Night 1
    • Torchwick survives at the expense of another, at least for now.
    • Zapdos plays a chess match that it can't possibly win.
    • I'm sure many tributes here feel the same, Mr. T.
    • Diavolo must be speechless.
    • It's Urahara's turn to get PTSD arena flashbacks.
  • Day 2
    • Yukari joins the "I Wanna Be Undyne" club.
    • Handsome Jack experiences an out-of-character moment.
    • What groin? In any case, Tenkai continues to bully Magolor Soul.
    • Clause has another close encounter with death.
    • Diavolo McCree?
    • One death.
  • Night 2
    • Tenkai is the one to fill the role of the next of Torchwick's killers.
    • Urahara, why
    • I don't think Magolor Soul has anything that qualifies as a mouth, anyway.
    • An Excellent Ambush.
    • Even legendary Pokémon can be afraid of Ghost-types.
  • Day 3
    • Awww.
    • Two tributes conspire, electric bird overhears.
    • Knowing Michael, that spear probably has as many explosives attached to it as possible.
    • Xurkitree is probably pretty high up there as far as "worst medic in the arena right now," so I almost feel sorry for Jack.
    • An Excellent Barbecue Gathering.
    • Death toll is rising.
  • Night 3
    • Ana x Johnny?
    • Another Excellent Barbecue Gathering.
    • Some hot-spring spying occurs.
    • Geez, Necrozma, that's brutal.
    • One can only wonder what kinds of songs were sung on that night.
  • Day 4
    • You're a wizard, Ana.
    • Now that Xurkitree's been invited to Smash, that had better be one of its taunts.
    • An Excellent Insult Battle.
    • Zapdos does one of the things it's better at and runs.
    • Fandom rivalry between Touhou and Len'en reaches lethal heights.
    • And then there were sixteen.
  • Night 4
    • An Excellent Musical. Features plenty of explosions.
    • Zapdos channels Luigi against its fellow minigame participants.
    • Considering who the chef is, I'd be worried about that meal.
    • Clause attempts to eliminate one of the legendaries, but Yabusame is there to save it.
  • Day 5
  • Night 5
    • An Excellent Dance Craze.
    • What a disturbing rap battle.
    • Electivire kills the guy he didn't get to kill earlier.
    • Electroshipping.
  • Day 6
    • It's probably a musical about how "great" Clause is or something.
    • Tenkai's feeling merciful.
    • Xurkitree used Zap Cannon! It's super effective!
    • An Excellent Picnic.
    • What clothes?
  • ARENA EVENT: Alright, phantoms, show me some bloodshed!
  • Night 6
    • Clause probably acted as an annoyance as opposed to contributing anything of value to the discussion.
    • Xurkitree, you don't need to hack the simulator to win this. Trust me.
  • The Feast
    • But nobody came.
  • Day 7
  • Night 7
    • Yeah, that's definitely one of Xurkitree's taunts.
    • Clause goes from "annoyance" to "lethal".
    • I don't blame you, Yabusame.
  • Day 8
  • FINALE: Night 8
    • There Can Be Only One future Smash contestant, I'm afraid.
    • No finale would be complete without at least one anticlimactic death.
  • Placements
  • Death Summary
  • Statistics
  • Save, for anyone interested

So some of my phantoms showed up. But not either of the groups I added this time around.

TroperNo9001 Lovely Legilimens from MACUSA Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#35: Jan 28th 2017 at 6:33:26 PM

Huh, so it's the first time that everyone skipped the Feast.

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#36: Jan 28th 2017 at 6:40:00 PM

Yeah, that's pretty odd.

Also, I realize now that I've probably torpedoed Xurkitree's chances of placing on the podium in Season 115. :V

Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#37: Jan 29th 2017 at 12:04:24 PM

Hello, and welcome to the first season of the [INSERT GAME HERE] games, also known as "Cabe wants practice hosting but doesn't feel like doing a real season"! This time, all contestants are from Guild Wars 2.

Let's begin: The tributes

  • The Bloodbath
    • Eir does what half the player base wishes they could have done, and takes out Trahearne immediately.
    • Ice dragon minions haggle with the fire dragon.
    • The player character doesn't feel like raiding, that bag probably just has two blues and a green.
  • Day 1
    • Superior Asuran ingenuity creates ... a slingshot.
    • Logan, you need more toughness if you want to tank the raid boss.
    • A snowman is made out of bloodstone and crystal.
  • Night 1
    • The player character teams up with a dragon. Logan doesn't manage to run away this time.
    • Zojja fraternizes with an enemy Krewe.
    • Jormag made some poison ice-cubes to cool Eir's drink.
    • Rytlock gets some revenge (and some action) for Snaff.
    • Keep Construct pranks his creator.
  • Day 2
    • The Inquest rock out with beings far greater than them. Zojja is jealous.
    • Caudecus harnesses the Vale Guardian's energy, but lets him live.
    • Sabetha prepares her bombs.
  • Night 2
    • Two Charr try diplomacy with the dragons.
    • Never mind the fact that Gorseval is made up of hundreds of spirits and thus has an ill-defined gender, that's probably about the right size.
    • A golem's got jokes.
  • Day 3
    • The player character tries to cheese the raid encounter, but it doesn't work.
    • Caudecus gets outwitted by a brutish group of dragon minions.
    • Zojja makes a breakthrough in sleeping aids.
    • There is no way the Vale Guardian wins that race.
  • Night 3
    • "I'm an ice guy, really!" Jormag's minions are obligated to laugh, of course.
    • Geography stumps the asura.
  • Day 4
    • Scarlet paves over the mountains, getting rid of the Norn for Mordremoth.
    • Caithe hates dragons.
    • And so does the Keep Construct, apparently. 1000 degree knife, anyone?
    • Raid bosses aren't southpaws.
    • Apparently Zojja is Dovahkiin, this explains ... nothing actually.
    • Mordremoth defeats the player character, Heart of Thorns is a brutal expansion.
  • Night 4
    • Two individuals pass out from heat stroke.
    • Mordremoth regrets his actions.
    • Raid bosses have infighting.
  • Day 5
    • Destiny's Edge has some infighting, while diplomacy breaks down with the dragons.
    • Zhaitan grows more powerful with each death.
  • Night 5
    • Xera needs more bloodstones to keep her powers running.
    • An unlikely alliance, especially after Caithe tried to kill Zojja.
    • Rytlock does not go out like a badass. For shame.
    • The Inquest's hare-brained schemes get the better of them.
    • Zhaitan continues to acquire power.
  • Day 6
    • KC is into dragons.
    • Zojja takes down a raid boss solo, showing all the other Elementalists how it's done.
    • Xera drains Zhaitan of his power, killing him in the process.
  • Night 6
    • Zojja and Caithe make up in a very confusing night.
    • Mordremoth is indeed a bush man I'll see myself out after that one.
  • Day 7
    • Mordremoth borrows the pact airships and gives them other targets.
    • Apparently last night wasn't so great for the tiny Asura, who would've guessed?
    • That is one massive eagle.
  • Ultra Beasts pour through from the mists!
    • But everyone is badass enough to take them down except for the Vale Guardian.
  • Night 7
    • The Flame Legion remember that they have no friends.
    • Okay, this is the most confusing relationship ever.
    • Mordremoth enjoys cheese while his minions play out a demented sitcom.
  • The Feast
    • Mordremoth remembers that it's Scarlet's fault he even woke up and got into this mess, and takes his revenge.
    • Sabetha, you already have a flamethrower, why do you need a stick?
  • Day 8
    • Zojja's camp gets destroyed by the other tributes. Caithe makes no sense, man.
  • Night 8
    • Do Sylvari even have hearts? And how do they find flames cute?
  • Day 9
    • Zojja makes a new friend in the final day of the simulator.
    • I don't think plants wear underwear, or really any clothes at all.
  • Night 9
    • Everything comes crashing down around Sabetha, who just wanted to make a nice dinner.
    • Zojja remembers that she's part of a game and takes Mordremoth with her.
    • The Flame Legion all attempt to be gods, and disappear.
  • And the winner is ... Sabetha the Saboteur!
  • Placements
  • Summary
  • Stats
  • Save if anyone cares.

edited 29th Jan '17 2:56:36 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

I need to update these things more often
TroperNo9001 Lovely Legilimens from MACUSA Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#38: Feb 2nd 2017 at 5:47:32 AM

With the first anniversary of my first playthrough of Undertale coming up tomorrow, here's the second Battle Royale of the Underground, now with some new characters, because I didn't have anything better to do! Sorry Grillby, Riverperson, Dummies, Human Souls, and Gaster. Like in the previous Battle Royale, unmarked spoilers for the game in the folder below.

     Undertale Battle Royale 2 
  • These Poor Unfortunate SOULs
  • The Dustbath
    • Guess who made the first kill this season?!    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!   
    • Final Froggit tries out some burger kebab.
    • Temmie risks playing with some burning yarn to protect Blooky.
    • Gyftrot gives some tributes a "present".
    • Muffet couldn't beat her boss at bag-grabbing.
    • Madjick's head gets a magic surge.
    • Papyrus uses an appropriately named attack for a Genocide run.
    • Oh my, what exactly did these two do to tick her off like that?!
    • Sans mistakes Parsnick for Medusa, and makes some salad out of him just to be safe.
    • Considering their height differencenote , Lesser Dog must've stretched its neck to break Asgore's nose.
    • Greater Dog gets an embolism. On the first day.
  • Day 1
    • Now that's a Crack Pairing.
    • Monster Kid smells Doggo's tush.
    • Undyne tries out some Grillby's for once.
    • Not even the king can resist Woshua's cuteness!
    • B&C shame Papyrus for going against his standards.
    • Annoying Dog's the only one in the audience who can understand that speech.
    • That dustbath kill earned Omega Flowey the chance to be in Smash Bros.!
    • Toriel tries using a Real Knife, but Vulkin dodges it.
    • Aaron taunts Moldbygg with his muscles.
    • Muffet eats a Legendary Hero Sandwich and increases her attack.
    • Deaths: A Genocide-level death toll.
  • Night 1
    • B&C let Snowy join his mother, but Reaper Bird does something unspeakable to his dust pile after that.
    • Temmie ransacks Asriel's camp for some Tem Flakes, but finds some golden flowers instead.
    • Now it's Migospel's turn to try using the Real Knife. It goes just as well as you'd expect.
    • Muffet saves Alphys from choking on Popato Chisps.
    • Moldessa... um... uh...
    • A skeleton with a chainsaw? Everyone's gonna have a bad time.
    • Mettaton fails to pay attention to the "Wet Ground" sign.
    • Two doggos sleep together. Aww...
    • Lemon Bread's Slasher Smile may or may not have ruined that groupie.
    • Does Final Froggit even have hair?
    • The Dogi overhear Goatmom and Moldbygg poke fun at their possibly incestuous relationship, but it's okay for them since they're dogs.
    • Frisk reapplies their bandage. It's still gooey.
    • Papy pulls some of Omega Flowey's vines. This will definitely end well.
    • Astigmatism's eye is watering.
  • Day 2
    • Ice Cap helps support the Spider Bake Sale.
    • Three monsters declare themselves as the final boss. You know how it goes with these tributes...
    • Nice Cream Guy discovers Sans's dirty little secret.
    • Annoying Dog writes an even more annoying slash fic than last time.
    • Once a jerk, always a jerk, Fallen.
    • At least it wasn't its neck.
    • Woshua breaks character and does something dirty.
    • Blooky also helps themself to a Leg. Hero Sandwich.
    • Papyrus is curious about the protagonist's gender.
    • Undyne finds Gerson's Hammer of Justice and keeps it in memory of him.
    • Other than that disturbing romp that night, everyone's having fun on the Surface, until...
  • The Anomaly declares that this season's the Outertale AU, where everyone's IN SPACE!
    • Alphys may be the Royal Scientist, but she never researched about black hole physics.
    • Whichever part of Reaper Bird who suggested to remove their space helmet is such an idiot.
    • A reindeer, a bug clown, a cat, and a soul-powered Eldritch Abomination break the laws of physics, earning them some EXP.
    • Asriel and Bratty and Catty get up close and personal with some aliens.
    • And the rest either make it back to earth, or float away into deep space.
    • Deaths: Another Genocide-level death toll.
  • Night 2
    • I wouldn't share a hot spring with that.
    • Omega Flowey convinces Tori to agree with his "kill or be killed" philosophy.
    • I can imagine Dogsong playing as AD just stands there and watches the others flop.
    • ...what hair? Maybe Aaron pulled his antennae?
    • Woshua's gotta clean up that mess the next day...
    • Chara pulls a Frisk by having some decent lifesaving knowledge.
    • Undyne and Papyrus perform animal cruelty. But wait, most of the Underground monsters are based on animals...
  • Day 3
    • Chara, aren't you too young for... that?
    • Someone's swooning over Aaron's abs.
    • oI sp0I with m0I liTT1e oiYE sum1 wItH h0RnS...
    • Undyne starts her very own Sea Tea stand, and her trainee is one of her first customers.
    • why even try? (the "turning into dust" sound effect can be heard from a distance)
    • Everything comes crashing down on Toriel. Poor goat.
    • Deaths: Doggo and Sans
  • Night 3
  • Feast
    • Omega Flowey takes a break from killing and does something petty.
    • Each component of Memoryhead tries to cooperate to shoot Final Froggit, but disagreement arises among them, causing them to hit the wrong enemy instead.
    • Gyftrot Back Stabs AD with their antlers.
    • SO MUCH BETRAYAL. Thanks a lot, Flowey!
  • Day 4
    • Toriel finds a Worn Dagger and hacks through Omega Flowey's vines. She had gone insane from his influence.
    • Gyftrot fails to watch their step.
    • Omega Froggit?
    • Moldbygg spares an Amalgamate via coin toss, while Vulkin just puffs some smoke while watching this dusty carnage.
    • Deaths: Yet another Genocide-level death toll.
  • Night 4
    • Toriel invades Moldbygg's personal space; Memoryhead fails epically at bomb making; Vulkin does the opposite of what a lava monster does; while Final Froggit is worse than Papyrus at cooking.
  • Day 5
    • Two Mooks brutally beat up another while Goatmom receives fan mail from me.
    • Deaths: Memoryhead and Moldbygg
  • Night 5
    • Vulkin gives himself an improbable shave while Tori and Final Froggit reenact The Frog Prince.
  • Day 6
    • FF goes hunting while Tori gives Vulkin a nice "trip".
  • Night 6
    • FF bundles up his lover while Vulkin stays up all night.
  • Day 7
    • Toriel uses her Death Glare while Vulkin continues doing non-hot things.
  • Night 7
  • The Finale!
    • And the final monster standing is...
  • Placements
    • Winner: Final Froggit
    • 2nd Place: Vulkin
    • 3rd Place: Toriel
    • Most kills: Toriel (technically, Gyftrot made just as many kills as her, but RG 01 and 02 were counted as one tribute)
  • Death Summary
  • Stats
  • SAVE, which leads to a different set of events because the original one had a certain event that was worse than the Amalgamates. Thankfully it didn't happen here.

That was fun, though honestly, I've a feeling that Goatmom's actually being her Underfell incarnation here. Yikes.

edited 6th Feb '17 9:52:26 PM by TroperNo9001

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#39: Feb 2nd 2017 at 3:22:46 PM

Toriel's Underfell incarnation probably killed In-Game Toriel in her sleep and traded places with her! It's a New Home Conspiracy.

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#40: Feb 2nd 2017 at 3:42:57 PM

Templates like that are forbidden.

Anyway, I went through all of the seasons and counted up my tributes that I haven't used for any Infinity Games, and, as it turns out, I have 51, not counting alternate forms of tributes that I've used in this thread (for example, Star Dream Soul OS and Marx Soul). So I still have quite a bit of unused material for future Infinity Games, and that's not including tributes that I might nominate in the future.

edited 2nd Feb '17 3:45:28 PM by InfinityRyujin

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#41: Mar 1st 2017 at 5:09:41 PM

Apologies for the double post, but I've decided that now would be a good time for me to post yet another one of the Infinity Games. Featuring 24 tributes who I haven't used in this thread. All of them have already participated in the main thread.

INFINITY GAMES 6.0 (recorded after... y'know what? It doesn't really matter when it was recorded, I just used the save of the previous infinity games anyway. Besides, I've done the next few in advance. This particular season was POSTED after season 125)

  • Last one alive, lock the door!
  • Bloodbath
    • Spy plays his class well and makes a quick escape.
    • Cooperation among four of the more monstrous tributes of this season.
    • A god and a really pissed-off scientist have some plans, it seems.
    • Unlike 5.0's bloodless bloodbath, we have a couple of deaths here.
    • The others run.
  • Day 1
    • A very strange tea party.
    • The alien superweapon gets its camp raided.
    • I shudder to imagine what was discovered in the diaries found.
    • Siarnaq Mizuhashi?
    • Ringo Roadagain is secretly Australian.
    • The departed ones
  • Night 1
    • An even stranger barbecue gathering.
    • Knights just can't throw daggers, can they?
    • Tierra's first unsuccessful railroad-track murder attempt.
    • Apparently Disaster Masters have kidneys.
    • The bringer of death personally delivers Ringo a special meal.
  • Day 2
    • Tierra loads ChineseCowboyImpression.exe. Le Mu also performs such an impression.
    • The cone would have to be specially made for something as small as Ribombee.
    • Spy thinks that Parsee, being a youkai and therefore non-human, qualifies as a Pokémon.
    • A real knight is as proficient at using a spoon as a weapon as he is at wielding a sword or a lance.
    • An eldritch posing competition.
    • Thine Dead
  • Night 2
    • An sibling reveal of an eldritch nature occurs.
    • Even the misspelled version of the Shun Goku Satsu is deadly enough for Noisemaster.
    • Tributes are pushed into mud puddles.
    • Parsee watches some old episodes of the Touhou M 1 Grand Prix.
    • Dear god, what a horrifying ghost.
  • Day 3
    • Meta Knight's been pretty harmless so far, so I don't think he'll be a threa- oh god he just blew up four people
    • One of the Infernoids overhears another conspiring with Nyarlathotep. They were probably making plans for killing everyone else.
    • Spy makes another speedy withdrawl.
    • Archery, a favorite pastime of mad doctors and gods everywhere.
    • That must've been a pretty huge treasure chest.
    • More souls for the reaper to deal with.
  • Night 3
    • Damn, Ditto.
    • That's definitely a Crack Pairing if I've ever seen one.
    • They stuck one of Le Mu's fingers in a cup of water, maybe.
    • Phantom, being a ninja, snuck a phone into the arena. But it's useless here.
    • A weird meditation session happens.
  • Day 4
    • Galacta Knight's status as a true knight is hereby revoked, as he left his camp unguarded.
    • And there's Tierra's other unsuccessful railroad-track murder attempt.
    • What arm?
    • That ruler event, even now, never fails to give me a nice chuckle.
    • Nobody died.
  • Night 4
    • Ribombee, you can fly. You idiot.
    • Meta Knight, you might've made a mistake there...
    • There Can Be Only One Infernoid around these parts.
    • That probably wasn't what Medic needed to see right about then.
  • Day 5
    • Nyarlathotep decides to stop messing around and actually get something done.
    • That's an... interesting... musical.
    • Spy forgot to equip the Dead Ringer this time.
    • Meta Knight receives a gift from a very supportive sponsor.
    • More dead.
  • Night 5
    • Dr. Andonuts, unsurprisingly, is revealed to have no soul.
    • Parsee x Meta Knight is now non-canon.
    • However, a new Crack Pairing also arises.
    • Why Nyarlathotep, of all tributes, would scream for help is something that I don't know.
  • The Feast
    • Ditto impersonates the Sniper to sink the second Crack Pairing of the season.
    • Parsee wins the "Who's Going To Punch Out The Eldritch Abomination" contest.
    • Nobody else goes.
  • Day 6
    • Meta Knight gets equipped with the Force-A-Nature and gets revenge for that groin shot earlier.
    • Phantom relieves some stress.
    • Some picnic...
    • The fallen ones
  • Night 6
    • Meta Knight has nightmares, while everyone else enjoys some barbecue.
  • Day 7
  • Night 7
    • Meta Knight calls a truce with the sibling he disowned.
    • *Careless Whisper plays*
    • Dr. Andonuts channels Giygas.
  • Day 8
  • Night 8
    • Spaghetti.
  • Day 9
    • Le Mu remembers that Meta Knight disowned him earlier.
    • What wounds?
    • One death.
  • FINALE: Night 9
    • Meta Knight can't run forever.
  • Placements
  • Death Summary
  • Statistics
  • Save, for anyone interested

Another longer one. That's really all there is to say on the matter.

edited 1st Mar '17 5:13:30 PM by InfinityRyujin

TroperNo9001 Lovely Legilimens from MACUSA Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#42: Mar 10th 2017 at 4:16:37 AM

Presenting the 10th season of 9k1 Games, now with a shiny new logo, and with more than half of the cast being Disney characters! Yeah, Club Penguin is now owned by Disney, so it counts, right? Also, Jirachi and Wishy-Washy are set to compete in Season 128, but I had to give the fixed events a test run, though none of them happened here.note 

  • Bloodbath
    • Mr. Stenchy and Bunnymund carefully word their wishes for victory while gathering supplies.
    • The literal Killer Rabbit returns, this time piercing through Celesteela's double resistance to Grass-type moves!
    • Spike tries to burn Cadence the penguin for a bag, but the pink DJ snuffs out his flame.
    • Whoa, three shoge hooks (technically four) in a row!
    • Is it rutting season for Sven?
  • Day 1
    • Nala and Sven make like Icarus and Daedalus, but alas...
    • Leo, you're the leader of the Little Einsteins. Why would you do that to your teammate?
    • Mr. Stenchy wishes to be like William Tell, but the crossbow marksman is just a legend and therefore doesn't exist, so his wish ends up wasted. He ends up shooting his cousin in the head instead.
    • Simba steals Fred's flamethrower and gives him a taste of his own medicine.
    • The Princess of Love sings, well, a love song to a non-MLP horse. Meanwhile, Shining Armor gets salty.
    • It's Clover and the Shopkeepers vs. Easter Dragon Wishes. Who has the best songs?
    • Question is, where is the gunfire really coming from? Slugger can only deflect projectiles, not shoot them.
    • Deaths: Celesteela, Spike, Nala, Sven, Wishy-Washy, and Fredzilla
  • Night 1
    • Simba spots penguin!Cadence sleeping with her headphones on and turns up the volume.
    • Cosmoem... but how?!
    • The stinkiest tributes in the arena have some roast gator and cat.
    • Apparently, Ember brought her armor from the time when she competed in the Gauntlet of Fire and decided to wear it while swimming. Good thing for that rescue.
    • The other half of the Little Einsteins send Leo a care package, but...
    • June gets the bomb along with three others, courtesy of a fossil Pokemon.
  • Day 2
    • ...what pumpkin?
    • Leo tries to take out the killer rabbit, but the latter's bunny friend comes to the rescue.
    • Mr. Stenchy thinks that his stinky teammate stinks, and makes sure that she stays that way.
    • Yet another Crack Pairing.
    • The rest have some super happy fun times, until...
  • Who's up for a game of billiards?
    • Bunnymund should've gone down one of the rabbit holes pockets, while Gerson and Skuntank get pushed off the edge.
    • Deaths: Bratty and Catty (as one tribute), June, Jirachi, Princess Cadance, Wasabi, Bunnymund, Gerson, and Skuntank.
  • Night 2
  • Feast
    • Almost everyone else is too busy gathering supplies to notice the Kirby popping out of nowhere to eat a dragon.
  • Day 3
    • Rafiki: You see... he lives in you...
    • There Can Be Only One cousin, it seems. And a very smelly death that is.
    • Leo conducts to the Blue Danube while teaching a horse how to ice skate.
    • Clover mistimes his jump from branch to branch.
    • Deaths: DJ Cadence, Cosmoem, Ember, Slugger, and Clover
  • Night 3
    • Well yeah, Leo is Latin for "lion", but you should've known better than to kiss a real one.
    • Mr. Stenchy, meanwhile, gets his karma for cheating and cousin murder.
  • Day 4
    • [ACCELERATO]
    • Aerodactyl gets himself the lion's share. (rimshot)
    • Deaths: Mr. Stenchy and Simba
  • Night 4
  • Day 5
  • The finale!
    • One of my phantoms is finally feeling up to it.
  • Placements
  • Death Summary
  • Stats
  • Save if anyone's interested

Been a long time since our last pacifist victor, huh?

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#43: Mar 10th 2017 at 4:05:59 PM

Mhm. Pacifist victors, it seems, are still rare. The last one of the Infinity Games was Yuyuko back in 2.0. Guess some things about the simulator don't change.

Speaking of Infinity Games, I have another one recorded and ready for commentary. Featuring a bunch of Bleach characters for some reason, as well as some tributes I used once in the early seasons and never used again.

INFINITY GAMES 7.0 (posted after Season 127)

  • 3... 2... 1... GO!
  • Bloodbath
    • Scout and Tracer are already fighting. Just as expected.
    • Ulqiorra's a jerk.
    • Weird choices of Smash Bros. invitees there.
    • Nobody else does anything important
  • Day 1
    • Some of the sponsors are feeling generous today.
    • Ulqiorra is immediately repaid for his actions in the bloodbath.
    • Poor Terra.
    • Utsuho, you imbecile! You've doomed all of existe- *static*
Please stand by...
  • ...Alright, I think I've fixed enough of the problems caused by the awakening of Azathoth to continue with this. Momiji decides to choose a target who won't destroy reality upon being woken up.
  • Bring out ye dead!
  • Night 1
    • I guess I really should get around to fixing these map errors.
    • More waking people up.
    • Diego gets karma'd. Oh, the irony.
    • Jazz with the remaining JoJo characters. And Utsuho.
    • I hear ya, Merasmus.
  • Day 2
    • ...Why didn't Pyro just kill them, instead of making someone else do it, then? The whole charade strikes me as pointless.
    • Tracer is a bad chef.
    • These railroad tracks are never used to kill someone successfully. Makes me wonder why people even try.
    • Utsuho is fatally punished for breaking reality earlier.
    • Return of the supportive sponsor.
    • Bring 'em out, I say!
  • Night 2
    • One or more of these people are probably not good at dancing.
    • Some rock band...
    • Lots of ship teasing.
    • Gremmy shows an amazing level of maturity.
    • oh god why
  • Day 3
    • Apparently, this is Starcraft now.
    • Some potions are tested.
    • Pyro insults Heavies everywhere.
    • Mayuri gets his karma as well. Geez, there's a lot of karmic deaths going around this season.
    • How Speedwagon managed to offend the Ultimate Chimera of all things shall forever remain a mystery.
    • Our sole casualty
  • Night 3
    • Tracer, you don't eat the flamethrower-cooked food! It'll kill you, even if your method of death is probably not a direct result of the food!
    • Metal Face ensures his demise.
    • Aizen will claim that he planned this, of course.
    • Why doesn't the Ultimate Chimera just eat him?
    • Henderson fucked up.
  • Day 4
    • Upon waking up to having his hand in a cup of water, Merasmus decides to send someone else to a watery grave.
    • Didn't plan that, huh, Aizen?
    • This musical would proceed to become a smash hit throughout the Imperium of Man.
    • Stu steals a particular one of Scout's guns and makes use of its fabled knockback properties.
    • Someday, that monument will have an even 30 names on it. But not today.
    • Los muertos
  • Night 4
    • Does Hastur even have feet? I don't even know.
    • Aizen just can't get any sleep, can he? This is the second time this season that someone's splashed water on his head.
    • Pyro Speedwagon, except not really, since Speedwagon got disowned.
    • What clothes?
  • Day 5
    • Knowing that his name might end up engraved on that monument fills Scout with determination.
    • Pyro, not satisfied with simply offending Stu, gathers a group to brutalize him.
    • Aizen puts an end to the harmless antics Azathoth's been up to for most of the season, all according to plan.
    • The God-Emperor attempts to hack the unhackable.
    • Les morts
  • Night 5
    • The hell kind of songs were sung here?
    • Pyro continues to offend people.
    • Merasmus is ultimately unprepared to fight against two people at once.
    • Waking people up with cold water isn't so funny when you're on the receiving end, as Momiji finds out to her dismay.
  • The Feast
    • Momiji gets backstabbed after the last night's humiliation.
    • Nobody else came.
  • Day 6
    • Hastur makes a decision that he probably won't regret later.
    • Scout's determination falters.
    • Gremmy sees the God-Emperor's earlier hacking attempt as a challenge, but ultimately also fails.
    • Thine Dead
  • Night 6
    • Scout's fear is probably rational.
    • Hastur somehow manages to fail to start a fire right after Speedwagon successfully builds one.
  • Day 7
    • This Is a Drill, men. I repeat, this is a drill.
    • My ears are already hurting just imagining that karaoke session.
    • I hereby decree that the arena must now be stocked with exactly one ruler before each season.
    • El muerto
  • Night 7
    • Aizen gets some guys, while Speedwagon decides that Brain Bleach isn't enough to permanently remove what he just saw from his memory.
  • Day 8
  • Night 8
    • See? The railroad tracks are probably the least lethal things in the arena.
  • Day 9
    • Pyro gets karma'd, while Scout is saved from the tribute he fears most.
    • *yaaaaaaaaaawn*
  • FINALE: Night 9
    • Hastur uses a noble weapon to nobly cut Scout into tiny little bits.
    • Ah, there's the anticlimax. 6.0's finale felt incomplete without it.
  • Placements
  • Death Summary
  • Statistics
  • Save, for the, like, two or three other people who read this thread

Lots of karmic deaths this season. And, coincidentally of course, it lasted exactly as long as the last one.

edited 10th Mar '17 4:12:34 PM by InfinityRyujin

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#44: Mar 10th 2017 at 8:06:37 PM

Guess who can finally make proper full-page screens now instead of repeatedly screencapping only the stuff that's shown on-screen that results in a segmented update like I did in the past!

This game stars Lord English, Calliope, King Kong, Godzilla, Cthulhu, SCP-682, several slasher villains, and several Legendary Pokemon.

THE REAPING

THE BLOODBATH

DAY ONE

NIGHT ONE

DAY TWO

NIGHT TWO

DAY THREE

NIGHT THREE

DAY FOUR

NIGHT FOUR

DAY FIVE

NIGHT FIVE

DAY SIX

NIGHT SIX

THE FEAST

DAY SEVEN

NIGHT SEVEN

DAY EIGHT

NIGHT EIGHT

DAY NINE

NIGHT NINE

DAY TEN

NIGHT TEN

THE WINNER

PLACEMENTS

SUMMARY

STATISTICS

SAVE

The League of Heroes
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#45: Mar 17th 2017 at 3:49:22 PM

Alright, I have another one of these recorded. And since it's St. Patrick's Day, I'll do the commentary in green text.

Like so.

Anyway, this one features two tributes that I plan on using in the future as well as many of my more recent ones.

INFINITY GAMES 8.0 (posted after Season 128)

  • [o] Our unlucky contestants.
  • [o] Bloodbath.
    • There you go. Good job, Elfin.
    • Bec Noir absconds, for some reason.
    • Eridan cooperates with one of the "land dwwellers" for equally inexplicable reasons.
    • Two of the Touhou bosses squabble.
    • Everyone else either gets equipped or gets out.
  • [o] Day 1
    • And then the two proceeded to have one of the worst rap-offs in the history of the Hunger Games.
    • Oh, this simply will not do. Not at all.
    • CrAcK oPeN aN iCe CoLd FaYgO aNd- No, no, get out of here, Gamzee! Don't interrupt my narration!
    • I believe Sollux was supposed to be good at hacking.
    • AR tracks down Noir and brings him some shocking news.
    • Shinki forgets about a trait all Touhou characters share. Namely, that they can all fly.
    • The unfortunate dead.
  • [o] Night 1
    • Absolutely disgusting.
    • In which two of the members, technically speaking, are the same person.
    • Give the girl some privacy, Dummy.
    • Neither of those two seems like the type to get into such a debate.
    • Noir, unlike Shinki did earlier, did not forget about his powers. They couldn't have hoped to escape the Red Miles. Nobody could have.
  • [o] Day 2
    • I was unaware that the Natural Killer Cyborg had anything that could be considered a head.
    • Sloppy interspecies makeouts occur. Avert your eyes.
    • 'Atta boy, AR.
    • There's no way that a tackle-glomp from Raikou won't hurt.
    • Terra reaches the God Tiers.
    • Some here are unfortunate, some less so.
  • [o] Night 2
    • Oh, dear. This won't do at all either.
    • It's still that season.
    • Shame Nogla wasn't in Homestuck to end the whole Bec Noir dilemma early.
    • Didn't think Mima was the type to have friends.
    • Dirk clearly hasn't learned from the countless other tributes who have made such a declaration.
  • [o] Day 3
    • No, Erisolsprite. Weil does not want to build a snowman.
    • The most self-indulgent musical to ever arise here, perhaps surpassed only by the one made by Clause in Infinity Games 5.0.
    • AR has a lucky break.
    • Truly the most ironic card game ever played.
    • I'm fairy certain that Raikou can't take selfies.
  • [o] ARENA EVENT: Ghosts of Infinity Games past make their brief return.
    • Asgore shows no mercy to three poor saps.
    • The black Scottish cyclops one-ups Asgore, though, by making two successful stickybomb traps.
    • Flowey wants in on the killing, too.
    • And then there were six.
  • [o] Night 3
    • AR probably has no secrets of note.
    • You are not supposed to offend her, Ms. Yakumo...
    • Nogla chooses the best way to show regret for that kiss of his earlier.
  • [o] The Feast
    • Nogla is spiteful, and the other three don't indulge themselves with this nonsense.
  • [o] Day 4
    • Spitefulness is simply not allowed.
    • And then the two proceeded to have another one of the worst rap-offs in the history of the Hunger Games.
    • Perhaps Erisolsprite will find what he needs to win this season in that crate.
    • And then there were four.
  • [o] Night 4
    • We interrupt this round of the Infinity Games to bring you "Cooking with Erisolsprite."
  • [o] Day 5
    • Erisolsprite doesn't even have feet. Why would he need a sock drawer? Oh, that's right. Comedic value trumps all. Ha ha. Hee hee. Hoo hoo.
    • And still there were four.
  • [o] Night 5
    • Oh, my. More interspecies ship teasing.
  • [o] Day 6
    • This is why Erisolsprite should have remained the designated chef of the arena.
    • Remorse, Elfin? Disgraceful.
    • And then there were three.
  • [o] Night 6
    • Perhaps, Ms. Yakumo, if you had killed Elfin earlier, this season would have ended before you could experience these flashbacks.
    • JuSt KiCk ThE wIcKeD eLiXiR aNd WaIt FoR tHe MiRaClEs To HaPpEn! HoNk HoNk! :o) Sigh. I really should have blocked the door this time.
    • Being in the arena finally gets to AR's head. But it doesn't stay there for long.
  • [o] FINALE: Day 7
  • [o] Placements
  • [o] Death Summary
  • [o] Statistics
  • [o] Save, for whoever bothers to click the link.

I actually ran this one over and over again until the Red Miles event showed up, but it was only a coincidence that Bec Noir was the one to be the killer in that scenario. And with this season over, I now have 24 podium finishers on this thread, enough for me to do a battle royale. Which I have already done, in fact. Expect to see it in the future.

edited 24th Apr '17 3:06:10 PM by InfinityRyujin

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Lovely Legilimens
#46: Apr 24th 2017 at 6:45:44 AM

You know the drill, it's time for 9k1 Games Season 11, now with glorious death pics as we watch my tributes rip each other's souls out! Like last time, Topper and Staryu are set to appear in Season 139 of the main Hunger Games.note 

  • Bloodbath
  • Day 1
    • Violet looks young enough to pass for an Absurdly Youthful Mother.
    • Staryu's pretty fast, but can it keep up with Dash's speed?
    • This is a crowning achievement in Crack Ships.
    • Quibble Pants sees his idol and organizes a group hug for her.
    • Blue Pearl successfully tries her new potion recipe on her fellow Pearl.
    • Granny Smith's up to date with technology, but why?!
    • Deaths: Arabella Figg and Big Macintosh
  • Night 1
    • Aradiabot?!
    • You are the star...
    • Daring Do's craving for some of the punch at the last Daring Do Con.
    • Quibble once again thinks he's in an adventu-cation when Centi and Emmet tie him up and bring him to the volcano gods.
    • Blue is apparently good at alchemy, but not in pyrotechnics.
    • Feferi finds Kanaya's MAKEUPKIND ABSTRATUS.
    • Yellow stops Checkers from becoming this season's bicycle.
    • Violet puts her invisibility powers to good use in a Sniper Duel against a Squib.
    • Did Granny miss out on her education?
  • Day 2
    • Well, that explains Granny's mad hacking skillz.
    • Nice Cream Guy isn't as nice as he seems.
    • Cousin pranking.
    • All hail the Almighty Janitor, literally.
    • EXPERIMENT Glowing 1000 degree KNIFE vs. DARING DO
    • Azumarill shames Wyldstyle for making out with Checkers the other night.
    • Deaths: Quibble Pants, Blue Pearl, and Daring Do. This was Quibble's reaction when he realized too late that he was not on the Ultimate Daring Do Experience(TM) after all.
  • Night 2
    • Yellow tries copying Blue in potion-making, with hilarious results.
    • Beta-K catches up with Dash and takes a leaf from Crystal Pearl's book.
    • Not-so-Nice Cream Guy wears a Cool Crown and commands his subjects to buy his Nice Cream, then kills them both when their guards are down.
    • Topper tries but fails to call his ohana.
    • The two robots have spear-to-spear combat.
  • Day 3
    • Violet becomes a Pokemon Trainer.
    • (incomprehensible noises set to the tune of either "Aloha E Komo Mai" or "We are the Crystal Gems")
    • NCG is a savage bun. Yeah, I misinterpreted this event, so...
    • Staryu must've been interested in what Feferi shared in the book club yesterday.
    • Filch, being a wizard who can't use Accio, discovers another way to find some Galleons lying around the arena.
    • The smol caterpillar alien gets juggled by a smoller LEGO minifig.
    • Deaths: Dash, Nidoran-F, Wyldstyle, Aradia, and Granny Smith. It seems that Aradia underwent a reverse transformation — from God Tier to robot, then from robot to sprite.
  • Night 3
    • Emmet supports this Crack matespritship.
    • Violet learned her lesson from that raw meat incident the other night.
    • Filch tries making a Horcrux, but turns out he's already soulless to begin with.
    • A Poke-Gem tea party. Centi and Yellow are really confused about the fancy etiquette here.
    • Must've been from shining all day and all night long.
    • There seems to have been a glitch in the system. Beta-K gets poofed.
  • Day 4
    • Plot twist: NCG is the product of an incestuous slurry and has troll DNA. Emmet, what have you done? This is my gender-neutral substitute for the Luke, I Am Your Father events. Sue me.
    • Azumarill gives her trainer some spelling lessons.
    • Centipeetle receives some CHAAAAPS from Steven. Yellow Pearl, on the other hand, doesn't question eating a nonexistent pumpkin.
    • Staryu shows Topper how to shine brighter. (rimshot)
    • This time, there really is a glitch in the system.
    • (Pokémon Speak to the tune of the Original Pokemon Theme)
  • These tributes better move to Madagascar before it's too late!
  • Night 4
    • Emmet becomes the victim of Opposite Day.
    • (facepalms) Is this what you kids are into nowadays?
  • Feast
    • Topper really hates Squibs while Emmet forgets to bring his double-decker couch.
  • The Finale!
    • Violet sends Lilo and the ohana a little something.
  • Final Deaths
  • Placements
  • Death Summary
  • Stats
  • Save

RIP Topper's chances of making a podium finish in Main Hunger Games Season 139.

edited 12th Apr '18 9:41:18 AM by TroperNo9001

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
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#47: Apr 24th 2017 at 5:04:37 PM

I did a Mortal Kombat vs. Street Fighter Hunger Games.

  • Reaping
  • Bloodbath
    • I don't know what SC Ps are about, but that's the most random SCP ever.
    • Vega is the victim of our first Fatality, courtesy of Sub-Zero.
    • Mileena is stronger than we thought.
    • Raiden can copy powers like Shujinko.
  • Day 1
    • Balrog, Dhalsim, and Guile must be insane to do that to Scorpion of all people.
    • Ken revives Blanka. As for Baraka, well...
    • Quite sure Shang Tsung already knows how to fight, Ryu.
    • Sub-Zero is feeling at home with Zangief and Reptile.
    • Mileena doesn't hate Kitana anymore?
  • Fallen Tributes 1
  • Night 1
    • Chun-Li feels sorry for wildlife.
    • Scorpion names a new Takeda after Ken.
    • Blanka gets revived again.
    • Zangief is a pervert.
  • Day 2
    • Liu Kang trains in a new martial art.
    • Kitana finds Shao Kahn's hammer lying around.
    • Ryu sees his Satsui no Hadou-corrupted self in a mirror.
    • Johnny Cage, why?
    • Chun-Li pulls a Killer Instinct on Ken.
    • Sagat and Sub-Zero join Ryu in Smash.
    • Dhalsim uses his elastic powers to glomp Balrog.
  • Night 2
    • Raiden tries to recruit Guile to represent Earthrealm in Mortal Kombat.
    • Ouch, Kung Lao...
    • Mileena has incestuous activities.
    • Well, one of Dhalsim's dislikes is meat.
    • Shang Tsung avoids Liu's wrath.
  • Day 3
    • Reptile and Zangief think they're Ness.
    • Guile blinds Ryu before he gets attacked.
    • Chun-Li pulls a Johnny Cage on Sub-Zero.
    • The sponsors didn't approve of what Mileena did last day.
  • Night 3
    • Ken sees Kung Lao and Shang Tsung comparing him to Kobra, but ignores them.
    • Blanka gets finally done in by acid and punches.
    • Kitana grounds Raiden.
    • Scorpion goes One-Winged Angel on Johnny Cage, Sagat, and Mileena.
    • Baraka probably will eat it, if Mileena is anything to go by.
  • Day 4
    • Seems that's Dark Raiden, who hates mortals.
    • Ryu drowns.
    • Dhalsim achieves a zen state.
  • Fallen Tributes 4
  • Night 4
    • Ken puts his Shoryuken to good use.
    • Liu Kang couldn't find food in time.
    • The Zaterrans go extinct.
    • Balrog doesn't like people insulting his new hat.
    • Scorpion avoids Baraka.
  • Day 5
    • Zangief fails in trying to escape the crossover.
    • Guile uses his military training to kill Baraka.
    • Kung Lao goes insane.
    • Chun-Li/Sub-Zero.
    • M. Bison's Psycho Power grows.
  • Fallen Tributes 5
  • Night 5
    • Ken cheats on Eliza with Kung Lao.
    • Sub-Zero finds a new way to kill others.
    • Kirby is the new God of Thunder.
  • The Feast
    • Chun-Li, Ken, and Sub-Zero kill three characters in self-defense.
  • Day 6
    • Shao Kahn's hammer was just not enough for Kitana to beat M. Bison.
    • Ken gets eaten by a bear.
    • Sub-Zero performs a Fatality on Chun-Li.
  • Fallen Tributes 6
  • Finale
    • Finally, Sub-Zero proves the superiority of Lin Kuei by killing Bison.
  • Winner

I'm neutral about the meme, but she was beautiful.
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#48: Apr 24th 2017 at 5:48:32 PM

Alright, I figured that now would be a good time for me to post here again. Today I'll be presenting something special: the Infinity Games x2 Combo! Featuring the battle royale of the podium finishers of the first 8 Infinity Games, as well as Infinity Games 9.0. Warning: This will be a long post.

(posted after Season 138)

INFINITY GAMES X2 COMBO PART 1: BATTLE ROYALE

(Note: Soldier and Michael Rosen placed 2nd and 3rd, respectively, in Infinity Games 1.0, but due to some Early-Installment Weirdness, I didn't mention them in the post itself)

  • The wheel of fate is turning...
  • Bloodbath
    • Galacta Knight prepares to commit arson.
    • And we already have a suicidal tribute. Business as normal here.
    • How would that even work? Le Mu doesn't need to breathe. Probably.
    • Michael gets cocky, punching the king of neck snaps like that.
    • That's so terrible. I literally cannot even think of a single thing more terrible than that.
    • Everyone else runs.
  • Day 1
    • Asriel shares some LOVE.
    • Xurkitree, you aren't a hacker. Your name isn't Sollux.
    • Scout is secretly a Faunus.
    • What arms?
    • You can't just go around changing the story's perspective like that, Sebastian.
    • The dead.
  • Night 1
    • Ran's aim is impeccable.
    • Mystia stop
    • Hastur ruins the moment.
    • The hell did AR ever do to you?
    • Satori doesn't seem to care about collateral damage.
  • Day 2
    • Train tracks continue to be ineffective methods of murder.
    • At this point the tributes are getting offended way too easily.
    • A Phantomhive servant who can't kill a Great Old One with a shotgun isn't worth his salt.
    • Sparrow kebabs, anyone?
    • AR, don't question your sanity. Remember how you died in Infinity Games 8.0?
    • The dead, partie deux
  • Night 2
  • Day 3
    • All these sponsors are handing explosives out like candy.
    • This is probably the worst chess match that this thread has ever seen.
    • Asriel ice skating x2 combo!
    • Some rock band...
    • Clearly it's still winter here in the arena, even if it's spring or fall elsewhere.
    • But nobody came.
  • Night 3
    • Rohan does the sensible thing.
    • Xurkitree doesn't know anything about this human thing called "comedy".
    • Scout, you aren't a hacker either!
    • More bombing occurs.
    • Star Dream would find nothing of value in that diary.
  • Day 4
    • Rohan continues the fail hacker chain.
    • Asriel assembles a party to look for more tributes to bomb.
    • Satori, on the other hand, hunts alongside no one.
    • Joseph takes the easy way out of his fight.
    • A second hunting party is also assembled.
    • Dead. Not big surprise.
  • Night 4
    • Galacta Knight gets the Michael Rosen Sword in his... wait, what abdomen
    • Yuyuko experiences double-death.
    • Can't the tributes make a good musical group?
    • Asriel and Satori take a nice break from all this serious murder stuff.
    • There's no way that that worked, but okay.
  • Day 5
  • Night 5
    • Soldier refrains from going on a murdering spree because of some silly jokes.
    • Sebastian fucks up.
    • Scout violates some arbitrary rule of time travel.
    • Didn't know AR was secretly a chef.
    • Ran makes like Rohan did earlier and does the sensible thing.
  • The Feast
  • Day 6
  • Night 6
    • Satori joins the PTSD arena flashbacks club.
    • IT KEEPS HAPPENING
    • Asriel somehow acquires the meat from the feast.
  • Day 7
  • Night 7
    • More chess is played.
    • Satori manages to not have her camp be bombed. Mostly because the other two tributes are occupied at the moment.
  • Day 8
    • Asriel ice skates yet again, but brings a friend this time.
    • See what I mean?
  • Night 8
    • A++ best musical 2017 would watch again
  • FINALE: Day 9
    • Dissatisfied with the musical's critical reception, the tributes get into a free-for-all, with the tribute who's obviously more powerful than the other two winning.
    • It's the redundant death recap.
  • Placements
  • Death Summary
  • Statistics
  • Save, for the two people who care

Interestingly enough, Asriel placed first in Infinity Games 1.0, and Joseph and Satori placed 2nd and 3rd, respectively, in Infinity Games 3.0, meaning that they all reached the same spot in the battle royale that they did earlier.

Anyway, here's the other part of the Infinity Games x2 Combo:

INFINITY GAMES X2 COMBO PART 2: INFINITY GAMES 9.0

(Note: Ruri and Kiyohime are both set to appear in Season 139. I also messed up their genders in the save (they're supposed to be female, but I accdentally set them as male,) but thanks to the power of image editing, all is well.)

  • The cast
  • The Bloodbath
    • Some squabbling occurs.
    • Suicidal bloodbath tribute x2 combo!
    • I'd pay for their DLC.
    • Who even knows what's in DD's diary? He's probably just hidden some of his smut in there.
    • Oh geez, I thought I'd fixed all the map errors.
  • Day 1
    • No skiing!
    • The monument returns, with more names on it! Plot twist: Someone nominates a monument like that as a tribute in the main thread in the future.
    • Trace does the time thing to eliminate some competition.
    • Chouki's adept in the art of being a backstabber.
    • Lemme tell ya about Homestuck, Magmortar
    • That's a fourth of the cast gone right away.
  • Night 1
    • Time shenanigans were undoubtedly involved in Mituna's death.
    • Bro disregards the no skiing rule.
    • God, these tributes are always being so nice to each other. Really ruins the point of having all these railroad tracks here.
    • Saragimaru experiences an out-of-character moment.
    • Cronus likely creeped the hell out of DD and Alice during their party.
  • Day 2
    • Inspiration from an unlikely source.
    • That is quite possibly the weirdest barbershop quartet I've ever seen on this thread.
    • Don't cut yourself on that necklace, troll teeth are sharp.
    • That's an odd choice of senpai.
    • Yeah, let's see how that works out for DD.
    • A significantly smaller portion of the cast died here.
  • Night 2
    • Hallucination x2 combo!
    • Fin fends off some of the ones not present at his speech.
    • That's disgusting
    • Some things are just too fucked up, even for Bro. This is one of those things.
    • Two members of the Felt enjoy some friendly interaction.
  • Day 3
    • Wow, Rhyperior, you're so mature
    • DD has fans.
    • Saragimaru, not cool.
    • Crowbar shows some mercy to his fellow Felt member, while Quarters is significantly less lucky.
    • Sorry, Cronus, them's the breaks!
    • Slowly but surely, our cast thins.
  • Night 3
    • Bec has to make do with a non-irradiated steak, and quickly regrets it.
    • Fin steals Die's gimmick.
    • Kiyohime doesn't even have any past outings yet, why is she getting flashbacks?
    • Saragimaru continues to be uncool.
    • Crowbar should've followed the no skiing rule.
  • Day 4
    • Fin makes Saragimaru pay, I guess.
    • Bec can't decide whether he wants to help or kill the Felt members.
    • Die discovers Crowbar's body.
    • Rhyperior shouldn't have stuffed so many marshmallows into his mouth at once.
    • Suddenly...
  • ARENA EVENT: By "gradually", we mean "extremely quickly", by the way.
    • Chouki pulls a Lord English on DD.
    • I can't help but notice that Fin has been surprisingly badass in this season. Exhibit A: This arena event.
    • Yumemi and Saragimaru are sent to their watery graves.
    • Just imagine that the arena is now a bunch of islands in the aftermath of the event.
    • And there goes slightly less than half of our remaining cast.
  • Night 4
    • A shocking development.
    • For fuck's sake, once is enough, Chouki!
    • The monument is still above the water level.
    • ...Alright, then.
  • The Feast
    • Trace makes the smart decision.
    • Alice's aim is slightly off.
    • Felt betrayal.
    • I'm just going to assume that Kiyohime got injured at some point during the arena event.
  • Day 5
    • I'll just have to take their word for it, regarding the epicness of the rap battle.
    • Die also has fans.
    • And then there were four.
  • Night 5
  • FINALE: DAY 6
  • Placements
  • Death Summary
  • Statistics
  • Save

That one was shorter. But with this done, I've used every single tribute of mine who, as of now, has participated in the games in the main thread. I guess I'll just do future Infinity Games as soon as I have enough new tributes for them now.

edited 24th Apr '17 5:52:52 PM by InfinityRyujin

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#49: May 24th 2017 at 1:33:50 AM

With Discord marking my 24th Hall of Famer, I'll also do what Psychedelicate did several months ago: pit all of my Hall of Famers in an All-Stars Battle Royale! Speaking of which, I wonder if I'll ever get to see the conclusion to that other one...note 

  • Bloodbath
    • The Games have just started and someone's not a fan of cute!
    • Watch out for Anger, 'cause he's got a gun!
    • Geez, Arnold. Are you really that charismatic?
    • Kangaskhan acquires two giant's armors: one for herself and another for her baby to grow into.
    • To be fair, it's hard to take aim at a smol LEGO man.
    • Flim can't handle being without his twin brother, but Lockhart(!) talks him out of suicide.
    • Snooty sucks out Steven's sinuses before jamming the lead pipe up his nose.
    • Long live the king... and your son, too.
    • Fluttershy reluctantly tries attacking an octopus alien, but he sprays her before making a getaway.
    • And the rest gather supplies. No, really. That's because I reduced the number of tributes running away, like always.
  • Day 1
    • Hot dang, Ralphie. Did you take a field trip to Smash Bros. before coming here?
    • Gallade used Psycho Cut! Critical Hit!
    • Fantastic Pokemon and Where to Find Them.
    • Flimcord MPreg? There are worse clopfics out there than this.
    • Dory follows the purple shells that Arnold laid out for her and finds some treasure.
    • Emmet becomes an elephant tamer.
    • Animal OT3.
    • Deaths: George Weasley, Steven Stone, Simba, Kion, and Sadness. Can't tell which one between the two in George's death pic is him, so... (shrugs)
  • Night 1
    • Fluttershy suddenly performs animal cruelty.
    • Pickpocketing a smol LEGO man takes precision, but Discord just regenerates his fingers.
    • Anger lashes out at Gallade for killing his fellow Emotion.
    • Flim's flimsy at dodging, and I'm meteoright about that. (rimshot)
    • Dory has been and always will be the master of the improbable.
    • Toothless goes Titan Wing... just to keep a smol chil, pengo, and batto away from his fire.
    • Bratty and Catty spare Yoshi from the horrors of Mr. Sans' Wild Ride.
    • Lockhart Obliviates Ralphie.
  • Day 2
    • Yoshi appreciates the 1-Up, anyway.
    • Toothless hates that batto's guts.
    • Discord gets hugged by the cute pengo.
    • Come on, Anger. Why don't you smile for this groupie, just this once?
    • Didn't know Gallade received extra training from Nurse Joy.
    • Lockhart knows more than just Obliviate. Also, he's charming, not cute!
    • Pretty sure that smoke's coming from that Avada Kedavra'd Kangaskhan, don't you think?
    • Deaths: Flim, Snooty, and Kangaskhan. While Kangaskhan's death pic implies that only the mother died, I'm still considering her and her baby as a group tribute.
  • Night 2
    • Dumbo, you're too young for that...
    • Dory makes some calamari.
    • Anger puts Emmet on top of his head and melts him with his rage.
    • Typical Discord.
    • No wonder Bratty and Catty are big fans of Mettaton. They themselves are robots!
    • Hiccup sends some water over to Toothless.
    • Despite going to a desert before, Arnold still should've stayed home today and known better than to approach a scorpion.
    • Ralphie turns the tables on Lockhart!
    • Fluttershy torches another anthill. What's the animal lover got against ants?
    • Piplup uses her cuteness to stop Blue Pearl from killing her.
  • Day 3
    • Is it just me, or does Ralphie have the hots for a teacher?
    • Discord's been drawing some clop.
    • Anger's into bestiality.
    • ...what clothes?
    • Deaths: Yin, Emmet, and Arnold Perlstein
  • Night 3
    • Toothless really loves beheading others.
    • Dumbo wouldn't be able to comprehend what Discord wrote, anyway.
    • Is there a Pokemon Center nearby?
    • Anger trolls Fluttershy with an Ear Worm worse than the TripleDent Gum commercial.
    • Teacher/Student Romance with zoophilia on top. One bottle of Brain Bleach for Blue Pearl and me, please.
    • Gallade exploit's B & C's half-Steel typing while sharing kisses.
  • Day 4
    • Thanks to scanning her, Lockhart knows exactly what Piplup's weak to, so he sets up a trap full of Devil's Snares for her.
    • Discord rips a hole in the fabric of spacetime in order to escape, but it closes right at his torso just as he leaves.
    • Fluttershy tries giving Ralphie The Talk to spare him from going on a field trip to you know where, but runs away before getting into the juicy bits.
    • Gallade is shocked by Toothless's plan to decapitate more tributes.
    • This Anger plushie is brought to you by Disney-Pixar.
    • Dory suddenly remembers that she's a literal flying fish.
  • Now arise, my phantoms!
  • Night 4
    • Blue Pearl takes an unneeded nap.
    • Lockhart is obsessed with Ralphie to the point that he got a bobblehead of him.
    • Fluttershy loves her animals... a little too much.
  • Feast
    • The two remaining animal tributes haggle over items while Ralphie regrets dating the insufferable DADA professor.
  • Day 5
  • Night 5
    • Whatever Dory found in Fluttershy's computer, I'm sure she'll just forget those.
    • Ralphie gets stung by Anopheles mosquitos.
  • Day 6
    • Despite his illness, Ralphie tries performing animal cruelty, but doesn't check where the wind is blowing.
    • Deaths: Ralphie Tennelli
  • The Finale!
    • That hunter needs to get his eyes checked, for he mistook a smol forgetful fish for Bigfoot.
  • Placements
  • Death Summary
  • Stats
  • Save

Other than torching two anthills, my first Hall of Famer stayed true to character and won the season without killing anyone. The Human Child would be proud.

I'll also be doing a similar one to this with my first 24 mass murderers, but that might take even longer because I'm less lucky at getting them than podium finishers.

edited 24th May '17 2:52:53 AM by TroperNo9001

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
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#50: May 24th 2017 at 2:15:08 AM

Oooh, pretty entertaining season there!

I forgot all about my unfinished project... maybe I'll do a reboot of it or something one day, once I have the time and motivation.


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