WMG / The Kill Count

Possible Kill Counts

Media that could get a Kill Count:

• Abominable
• Anaconda
• The Lost Boys
  • Confirmed
  • Lost Boys: The Tribe
  • Lost Boys: The Thirst
• Maniac Cop
  • Maniac Cop 2
  • Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence
• Sony's Spider-Man Universe
  • Venom
  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage
  • Morbius
• V/H/S Franchise
  • VHS
  • V/H/S/2
  • V/H/S: Viral
  • SiREN
  • V/H/S: Video Horror Shorts
  • V/H/S/94
  • V/H/S/99
  • Kids vs. Aliens
  • V/H/S/85
• Doctor Strange
  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
    • Both are pretty much jossed, since James has made it clear that he does not consider those movies horror enough to be on the Kill Count as well as Multiverse of Madness being too connected to a largely non-horror franchise in terms of its lore, characters and plot to be covered on the show.
• Jurassic World Dominion
  • Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous
  • ''Jurassic World: Chaos Theory
  • Jurassic Park: The Game
• Bodies Bodies Bodies
  • Confirmed
• Barbarian
• Smile (2022)
  • Smile 2
  • A kill count for the first film is confirmed
• Nope
• Terror Firmer
• The Bye Bye Man
• Don't Worry Darling
• The Mean One
  • Confirmed
• Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey
  • Confirmed
• The Invitation (2022)
• The Killing Tree
  • Probably jossed with how much James disliked Blood and Honey, but we'll see. This might have become more likely as James has mentioned the possibility of a kill count for Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 on Twitter
• The Menu
  • Confirmed
• M3GAN
• Mohawk
• Renfield
• Murder Drones
• Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
• 28 Weeks Later: Since 28 Days Later was covered in March 2023, it's likely James was planning this before the death of his father forced him to take a break.
  • 28 Days: This would be a good candidate for an April Fools' Day video, presumably with James trying to make it sound like a predecessor to the other two despite being completely unrelated (the fact that it does have one death by overdose helps somewhat), and given the timing of the aforementioned 28 Days Later video and the fact that James hasn't covered 28 Weeks Later since he came back, it's at least possible he had plans for this which he's now saving for a future April Fools.
    • This is looking less likely now that April 1st, 2024 has come and gone, though 28 Weeks Later has still not been covered.
• SMG4 Movie: Western Spaghetti
  • Maybe as as april fools joke
  • James and Chelsea could collab-host for this one (perhaps cosplaying as Mario and Meggy respectively).
• The Last Voyage of the Demeter
• Talk to Me
  • Confirmed
• Puella Magi Madoka Magica
  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica The Movie: Rebellion
  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica The Movie: Walpurgisnacht Rising
• Housing Complex C
• Spooky Month
• Wednesday
• Moon Knight
• Cocaine Bear
  • Kind of depends on if they consider the film horror enough. but it could be possible considering that they covered Tammy and the T-Rex.
• The Bikini Bottom Horror
• Hellsing Ultimate
  • The "Let's get to the kills" part after the introduction to the work and the sponsor segment could be a reference to Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, specifically Alucard's "Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?" line.
• Elfen Lied
• Highrise Invasion
• Resident Evil
• Bendy and the Ink Machine
  • Bendy and the Dark Revival
• Choo-Choo Charles
• Sprite Fright
• BFDI:TPOT 9: Outbreak at Stake
• ONE.
• Until Dawn
• Real-Time Fandub Games and the Vibes of Rude Mountain
• Friday Night Funkin': Mario's Madness
  • Could maybe be a collab host between James and Chelsea, with them cosplaying as Boyfriend and Girlfriend respectively.
• SMG4 Movie: Revelations
• Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure Phantom Blood
• "Hack/Slash''
• Hazbin Hotel
• Helluva Boss
• Mickeys Mouse Trap
• Se7en
  • Probably jossed for now given controversies surrounding Kevin Spacey
• Grindhouse Franchise
  • Planet Terror
  • Death Proof
  • Machete and Machete Kills
  • Hobo with a Shotgun
  • Thanksgiving (2023)
• Hotline Miami
• Shipwrecked 64
• Poppy Playtime

Media that could get a Capture Count

• Ghostbusters Series
  • Ghostbusters (1984)
  • Ghostbusters II
• Ghostbusters: The Video Game
  • Ghostbusters (2016)
  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife
  • Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
• Monster House
• LEGO Jurassic World
• The Amazing Digital Circus
• SMG4 Movie: It's Gotta Be Perfect
  • Maybe as a april fools joke
  • Chelsea and Zoran could collab-host this one (perhaps cosplaying as Meggy and SMG3 respectively).

Potential "Get to the Numbers" jokes

• The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals: James suddenly bursts into song, much to Zoran and Chelsea's confusion.
  • Partially Jossed. While James bursts into song, He wasn't infected and Zoran and Chelsea don't appear. Instead, Paul, Ted and Emma appear and sing along with James before infecting him.
• Emesis Blue: A reenactment of the opening of one of the Meet the Team videos, preferably Meet The Spy. In the situation that it's Meet The Spy, James gets alerted that a Red Spy is in the base, and "protect the briefcase" is replaced with "get to the numbers". Chelsea and Zoran could take the role of Scout and Heavy, and Josh could take the role of Spy and state that they have a problem (the massive amount of dead bodies in that one scene).
  • The entire crew re-enacts Heavy is Dead, and James heads off to count the kills once everyone else is dead.
  • Both Jossed. Instead, James just gets killed by a falling object, only to respawn and then actually wish he stayed in the respawn machine, since the extensive amount of time inside allowed him to get so much done.
• Ringu: James gets killed by Sadako.
  • Jossed. Instead James wonder's which direction he should go only for the Towel Man to show up and point him to the numbers, the Towl Man lifts up his hood the reveal James' face. Granted, considering the movie's ending, it could have happened at some point.
• Five Nights at Freddy's (2023):
  • The lights suddenly turn off before James gets jumpscared by Freddy.
  • A Balloon Boy Cat Scare gag.
  • A MatPat cameo, perhaps with him doing the numbers instead.
    • Likely jossed considering that he retired from YouTube
    • Confirmed!... At least for the MatPat cameo part.
  • James gets bitten by Fredbear, with Markiplier showing up in the top left corner of the screen for an obligatory "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!" reference.^note This could also work for Five Nights at Freddy's 4 if James can find a way to cover it
• The Silence of the Lambs: A parody of the Goodbye Horses sequence.
  • Jossed. Instead, a basket on a string was lowered on set. James got confused on what he's supposed to do, then an audio clip played of Buffalo Bill shouting "Put the fucking lotion in the basket!" James complied and headed offscreen as the basket ascended offstage.
• Exorcist II: The Heretic: James starts tap-dancing for an uncomfortably long time
• Silent Hill: The Kill Count set transitions to the otherworld.
• SMG4 Movie: It's Gotta Be Perfect: A reenactment of the film's announcement, with Zoran or James^note Depending on who the host is and Chelsea taking the roles of SMG3 and Meggy respectively, and James or Josh^note James if Zoran is the host and Josh if James is the host taking the role of SMG4.
  • SMG4 Movie: Western Spaghetti: The Host bites into a potato and says that it's "So good, you can eat it raw". Additionally, if it's a collab between Chelsea and James, James ends up walking over to the numbers after the potato gag, only for Zoran (dressed as One Shot Wren) to pop out of somewhere in the set and shoot Chelsea, to which she reawakens at the numbers.
• Nope: James gets sucked up by Jean Jacket.
• Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Chelsea shows up in a Magical Girl outfit, having wished to do another Kill Count. James follows after her to the numbers screen, preparing to Mercy Kill her should she be close to turning into a Witch.
• Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight: James reenacts the Collector's dance
• Murder Drones: A Hostile Show Takeover, with Uzi and N doing the numbers instead.
• Spooky Month: The entire Dead Meat crew does the Spooky dance.
• Wednesday Season 1: James recreates Wednesday's dance from the Rave'N.
• Moon Knight: James suddenly blacks out and ends up at the numbers screen.
• Black Friday: Zoran attempts to take the Wiggly doll^note Assuming James gets one for the set-dec on the set-dec before a Hate Plague-Infected James attacks him, Zoran attacks him back and Chelsea joins in as well for an all-out HOST-FIGHT! (Airhorns)
• The Amazing Digital Circus:
  • The Host puts on a headset and gets sent into the simulation, and is tasked with the adventure of "Get to the numbers".
  • Re-enactment of the final scene in the Pilot. Not sure what the context would be, though.
• V/H/S: Viral: James gets possessed by the entity from the "Vicious Circles" and slams his head against a wall while repeatably saying "Get to the Numbers"
  • V/H/S/99: James gets turned to stone by Sandra.
• Ghostbusters (1984): James gets slimed by Slimer.
  • Ghostbusters (2016): James (Or Chelsea) gets possessed by Rowan North.
• Cocaine Bear: James hears the growl of a bear and tells himself "If it's brown, lie down; if it's black, fight back".
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: Another musical number with Puppet James.
• The Bikini Bottom Horror: Recreation of the infamous opening to the comic. That, or just a random SpongeBob meme.
• Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island: A parody of the Scooby-Dooby Doors sequence.

• LEGO Jurassic World: A parody of the level complete segments from the games
• Bendy and the Ink Machine: James gets covered in ink.
• Nerdy Prudes Must Die:
  • James uses the Black Book to summon the Lords in Black to take him to the numbers.
  • James gets wedgied-to-Death by Zoran^note Cosplaying as Max in retribution for Emesis Blue being the new Kill Count Champion
• Hellsing Ultimate: James gets gunned down by Alucard^note preferably his abridged counterpart by mistake and Sir Integra tells him to do the numbers himself.
• Psycho (1998): Chelsea reuses the joke will James use for the original film
• Pizza Time Pizza: a reference to the Pizza Man's Halloween Message where Dream A Little Dream Of Me plays as James walks through a dark set to get to the numbers, when the Pizza Man jumps out and stabs him.
• Outbreak at Stake:
  • James re-enacts the season's Cake at Stake song.
  • James screams out "GET TO THE NUMBERS", with him saying Numbers starting the TPOT intro.
• ONE.:
  • James starts the ONE intro.
  • James vanishes and appears in the plane, only to get crushed by a pillar from the first episode and wake up in the Waiting Room, which to him resembles the numbers.
• Until Dawn: James is chased by a Wendigo around his house, in a style similar to Until Dawn's chase scenes.
• Real-Time Fandub Games and the Vibes of Rude Mountain: James does the Eggman announcement, recontextualised into him still being mad at Zoran over the Dude Bro incident.
• Friday Night Funkin': Mario's Madness:
  • James and Chelsea get tossed into the numbers by Coronation Day Peach, like how she does to Boyfriend in Dark Forest.
  • Super Bad Mario knocks James out by kicking a green shell at him, prompting Chelsea to go do the numbers in his place.
  • A re-enactment of the mod's opening cutscene, with James and Chelsea receiving a bloody cartridge of Super Mario Bros, playing it, and then getting pulled into the game by M, although rather than James being offered freedom if he does three songs with M, instead he's allowed to leave if he gets to the numbers. Additionally, the section in the game could have James and Chelsea in the FNF art style, mainly to keep in line with M's art style.
• SMG4 Movie: Revelations: James gets crushed by Niles' Guardian Pod.
• Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure Phantom Blood: A "To Be Continued" meme with a guitar version of "Slow Shock" in the place of "Roundabout"
• Se7en: A parody of the "what's in the box" scene.
• Planet Terror: A Missing Reel gag
• An American Werewolf in London: James starts transforming into a werewolf.
• Morbius: James morbs and rushes to the numbers.
• House on Haunted Hill (1959): A skeleton gets elevated over James and accidentally kicks him in the head.
• Shipwrecked 64: James accidentally causes Starling Gary to become aggro, hiding in a barrel while Gary runs to his location, only going to the numbers once Gary's gone.
• Poppy Playtime: James gets pulled to the numbers by a GrabPack.
• Hotline Miami: James puts on an animal mask and racks a shotgun before going to the numbers. For maximum authencity, he uses a tape recorder to describe everything.
• Meet the Feebles: A parody of the Sodomy song, except it's about getting to the numbers

Future Running Gags

• Zoran trying to get the Kill Count Championship back after losing it to Emesis Blue.
• Reffering to Kaijus as "Big Ole' Kaiju Things" like James did with the Alien Parasite's One-Winged Angel form
• In any potential SMG4 kill counts, describing bizarre events in the channel's history with text on screen saying something like [Actual SMG4 Lore].
• Head puns for the Madoka Magica series
• The titular character from Beetlejuice showing up whenever someone says his name three times.
• Alluding to things that never actually happen in the film for Morbius, like claiming the film made a Morbillion dollars at the box office, claiming it has a 200% on Rotten Tomatoes, or having the film edited so Morbius says his famous catchphrase "It's Morbin' time" at some point.
• Free Birds references in future Thanksgiving kill counts. Could also extend to other types of kill counts, like a joke in The Menu's kill count about how there's no turkeys in the movie because in Free Birds, they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off The Menu.

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