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    Wizard and Boomstick Quotes 
"He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle."
Wizard and Boomstick, introducing Death Battle

"It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!"
Boomstick, before the Death Battle starts.

Well, that world's fucked. Our bad!
Boomstick after Metal Sonic kills Dr. Eggman and Dr. Wily in Dr. Eggman vs Dr. Wily.

"He somehow carries around a boomerang and tons of bombs, along with a hookshot which helps him zip line his way around and brings things to him. Man, that really would've helped to get that last beer all those times on the couch. Probably still be married."
"Doubt it."
Boomstick discussing Link's arsenal and musing on his divorce.

Boomstick: Yep. After absorbing a giant pterodactyl's soul... oookay... [Godzilla] gained the power to boost his breath to the red spiral ray...
Wiz: attack so deadly it only took a few blasts to obliterate the more powerful clone of himself, Space-Godzilla.
Boomstick: WHAT, Space-Godzilla?!
Wiz: Yes, Space-Godzilla is a thing, moving on.
Boomstick: Ooh...
— The hosts discussing Godzilla

So how did this thing come about?! 'Did a turtle get really drunk one night and then come across a tank and was like "Eh, I'll put my dick in that!" Then 9 months later the tank showed up at his door and was like "BOOM, this is yours." Then he raised it out of shame until one day it evolved and all the other turtles were like "THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!" So then they all started banging tanks?!
Boomstick theorizing Blastoise's origins

Boomstick: How long has [Roshi] been doin' this?
Wiz: Well, it's a little vague, but thanks to either a pet phoenix he accidentally killed or the mysterious Paradise Herb, he's just shy of 360 years old.
Boomstick: Damn! I'm just impressed he can still get it up for the girls after all that time.
Wiz: Boomstick, thaaat's... well, I mean, yes, I guess medically speaking it is quite impressive...
— The hosts discussing Master Roshi

    Character Dialogue 

"You're mine."
Samus before she blows off Boba Fett's head.

"Good night, Sugar!"
Rogue, after giving Wonder Woman a kiss of death.

"Nya ha! Nya ha! Nya ha! Nyaow I'm bored."
Taokaka after chopping Felicia in half.

"You're pissing me off."
Spawn after getting tackled by Kratos.

Shadow: There you are! I knew I sensed an extraordinary power around here.
Vegeta: Well that certainly sounds like me. Um... who, and what, are you?
Shadow: I am Shadow the Hedgehog. The Ultimate Life Form!
Vegeta: Ultimate Life Form? A weird looking rat, is an Ultimate Life Form? HAHAHAHA! That's a laugh. Word of advice, freak: you're little on the short side if you're trying to be threatening.
Shadow: Funny. I was going to say the same thing about you.
Vegeta: ...You've just sealed your fate, fool.
— Intro dialogue in Vegeta VS Shadow

"Pathetic. Before you die, let me show you a True Ultimate Life Form!"
Vegeta, to Shadow before transforming into a Super Saiyan.

"Tell me hedgehog, does a lab rat like you experience fear?"
Vegeta, in his Super Saiyan form.

"You have... no idea... who you're dealing with!"
Shadow, before transforming into Super Shadow

Shadow: Behold the true power I possess!
Vegeta: Wow... what a ripoff.
Vegeta's reaction to Super Shadow.

Sonic: Alright, chubby. Let's settle this!
Mario: Let's-a-go!
Sonic and Mario's opening words to each other.

"You're too slow!"
Sonic to Mega Mario.

"Who dares challenge the mighty Starscream?"

Starscream: A pony? I'll crush you in an instant! Prepare to be annihilated.
Rainbow Dash: You talk a lot.
Starscream and Rainbow Dash

"Well... I don't know. I mean, I know should love and tolerate, but..."
Rainbow Dash when Starscream begs for mercy.

Wily: Haha! Your minions are outmatched!
Eggman: No matter. Get a load of this!
Wily and Eggman when Eggman's badniks are easily destroyed by Wily's robots.

"I walk a path with no end."
Ryu, after vaporizing Scorpion's skin off with a Shinku Hadoken. It doesn't work.

Lex Luthor: Fool. You're just like all the rest - building a suit to save the world, trying to play God. Let me tell you something, Stark! There's only man in the world meant to play such a role: Me.
Iron Man: I don't know, Lex. Being a God can't be too hard. I mean... I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet. I'm not playing God. All this time, I've been playing human.
Iron Man vs. Lex Luthor, Tony and Lex's respective back-to-back Badass Boasts

Raiden: Who the hell are you? Get out of my way!
Wolverine: Fat chance, bub... you're next!
Wolverine vs. Raiden pre-fight

Raiden: Are you some kind of cyborg?
Wolverine: Well, my bones are made out of the strongest metal around. Does that count?
Raiden: I'll just have to swing harder then!
Wolverine vs. Raiden, when Wolverine recovers from Raiden's attacks

Yang: Hello~, no need to panic, people, just looking for someone. I will take a Strawberry Sunrise, though. No ice. Thanks.
Tifa: Sorry, miss. I think you'd better turn yourself around and look elsewhere.
Yang: this mean no Sunrise...?
Yang vs. Tifa pre-fight

Bayonetta: Another wandering lost soul, I see.
Dante: Lost? Nah. I'm looking for something called the Left Eye. Care to give me a hand? Could be fun.
Bayonetta: Hmph. I see. But if you're looking for the Left Eye, that would make you either an angel... or a demon.
Dante vs. Bayonetta pre-fight

Bayonetta: This is where we part ways, love.
Dante: After you.
Dante vs. Bayonetta, while Dante and Bayonetta have frozen time with Quicksilver and Witch Time

Quicksilver: Flash? The hell? What's going on?
Flash: You're in the Speed Force. My Speed Force. I'm sure you feel it; the raw energy coursing all around you? This is the source of my power. And here, I. AM. KING!
Flash vs. Quicksilver, when Flash takes the battle into the Speed Force

Joker: Okay... let's, let's talk about this. Killing someone from inside a tin can? That's no fun! The cold of their skin... The blankness of their eyes... The reveal, of who they really are... So much better when you savor all the little emotions... right?
Sweet Tooth: Right... I want to see you bleed... I want to watch you die...
Joker: Just... one more lesson, capiche? The best kind of punchline... is the one you don't see coming!
The Joker vs. Sweet Tooth, when Sweet Tooth moves in on an injured Joker

Mewtwo: You are not welcome here. Leave this place.
Shadow: What's your problem, freak?!
Mewtwo: I know not its name. But it is black, red, and very annoying.
Mewtwo vs Shadow, pre-fight

Hulk: You break buildings good... BUT HULK BREAK WORLDS!
Hulk vs. Doomsday, when Hulk becomes the World Breaker

Zoro: Oh! Sorry, lady. Could you point me in the way of the shipyard? I've been looking around for hours...
Erza: Aha! You're the one I'm looking for! Come peacefully and you won't be harmed.
Zoro: Sorry, I'm busy. Maybe later.
Erza: Then we'll have to do this the hard way...
Zoro: I told you I'm busy!
Roronoa Zoro vs. Erza Scarlet, pre-fight

Nate: Hey there! I'm guessing the whole "finders keepers" rule isn't gonna apply...
Lara: Cut the chit-chat! The grail's coming with me. Either walk away, or die right here. Choose wisely...
Nate: Okay, missy. First rule about me: I don't walk away.
Lara Croft vs. Nathan Drake, pre-fight

Hunk: I think I found the dinosaurs...
Power Rangers vs. Voltron, when the Rangers call upon their Zords.

TJ Combo: Think you've got what it takes to beat the champ?
Balrog: Heh, heh, heh... you won't even make it to Round 2, wimp!
Ring Announcer: Here we go! And... FIGHT!!!
Balrog vs. TJ Combo, pre-fight

Balrog: Come on, tiny! Just you and me!
TJ Combo: Bring it on, asshole!
Balrog vs. TJ Combo, after Balrog knocks out the referee

Diana: You! No man can enter Themyscira unannounced!
Thor: Stand down, wayward maiden. This sort of thing never turns out well for women like yourself.
Diana: Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me.
Thor vs. Wonder Woman, pre-fight

Sephiroth: Hmmm... you are powerful. I can see it.
Vergil: Who are you?
Sephiroth: Your despair.
Sephiroth vs. Vergil, pre-fight

Sephiroth: Behold: the truth.
Vergil: What is that?!
Sephiroth: Super. Nova. I saw you could pierce the fabric of our dimension, so I cast an illusion to disguise this. Witness oblivion.
Sephiroth vs. Vergil, when Sephiroth performs Supernova

Black Panther: To challenge a king is to face the might of his people!
Batman: I'll give them something to fear.
Black Panther vs. Batman, pre-fight

"The strong shall hunt the weak. That is the law of nature! And my rule is law!"
Black Panther as he beats down and kills Batman

Joseph: "OH NOOOO!!"
Kenshiro vs Jotaro pre-fight, as Joseph notices Kenshiro driving towards him and Jotaro

Jotaro: If you wanna go... I'll take you on.
Kenshiro: Pick the place. It will be where you die.
Jotaro: You've got some balls!
Kenshiro vs Jotaro, pre-fight. Note that lines are spoken in Japanese with English subtitles.

' "You're already dead."
Kenshiro as he reveals he struck one of Jotaro's pressure points, sealing Jotaro's fate.

Jotaro, in response to the above. It's the last thing Jotaro says before his death.

Sora: So, who's rear am I kicking this time?
Pit: Sorry to keep you waiting!
Sora vs. Pit, pre-fight.

Leon: What are you doing? No-one's supposed to be here!
Frank: Never stopped me before, pal!
Leon vs Frank, pre-fight.

Leon: Give it up, man! You can't keep up with me!
Frank: You wanna bet? I've covered wars, ya know!
Leon: That's nice, but... I've fought in them.
— Partway through Leon vs Frank, they make this exchange.

Doctor Fate: Stephen Strange. It has come to my attention that there are two Sorcerer Supremes in this existence. I am here to resolve this embarrassment.
Doctor Strange: I see somebody needs a lesson in manners...
Doctor Strange vs Doctor Fate, pre-fight.

Jack: Your sword smells of blood...
Afro: does yours.
Samurai Jack vs Afro Samurai, pre-fight.

Optimus: Vile Decepticon, I have been in battle for countless eons!
Optimus Prime vs RX-78-2 Gundam, mid-fight as Optimus mistakes the Gundam for a Decepticon.

Amuro: Not bad... I'm just better.
Optimus: I must stand... So you shall fall!
Optimus Prime vs RX-78-2 Gundam, mere moments before the finishing blow.

Daredevil: I know you're there. You can leave now, or I can drag you out. It's your choice.
Nightwing: Ooohhh, I'm shakin' in my boots... especially looking at the "prince of darkness". But that case over there is part of an investigation I've been working, so why don't you hand it over and I'll get it out of your horns?
Daredevil: ...
Nightwing: that a "no", then?
Nightwing vs Daredevil, pre-fight.

Mario: Hello? That's-a mine!
Sonic: Finders keepers, pal!
Mario vs. Sonic (2018), pre-fight.

Sonic: Oh, shoot.
Mario: Ah, mamma-mia.
Mario vs. Sonic (2018), as Hyper Sonic, Rainbow Mario, and the Wing Cap all expire simultaneously in orbit.

Ultron: Hello, everyone. I'll accept your unconditional surrender now!
Sigma: At the risk of sounding cliche... You and What Army?
Ultron: Heh...
Ultron vs. Sigma, pre-fight

Ultron: Your reign is a delusion. You're all just puppets on strings... Die! [kicks Sigma's head off]
Sigma: [as his head falls down a chasm] Hehehehe...
Hell Sigma: I'll tear out your circuits... and bathe in your oil!
Ultron vs. Sigma, before Hell Sigma unleashes a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown.

Hell Sigma: Prepare to be extinguished!
Ultron: What gall. Lucky for me, I'm my own best backup. [Ultron-7 destroys a nearby wall to reveal himself]
Ultron-7: YOU'RE MINE!
Ultron vs. Sigma, right before Ultron-7 and Hell Sigma clash.

Sigma: You are powerful, possibly moreso than I. [the Sigma Virus begins infecting Ultron] But this battle was never about the physical... My infection is complete! You belong to me!
Ultron: [snickers] Oh, please. [instantly dispels the Sigma Virus]
Sigma: What? What's this?! [Ultron begins assimilating Sigma at a much faster rate] NO! NOOO-- [the assimilation is complete, turning the Sigma Virus into an extension of Ultron]
Ultron: Everything belongs to me.
Ultron vs. Sigma, during their Battle in the Center of the Mind - which Ultron wins.

Jiriya: Who's this geezer?
Roshi: Hey, fuzz-for-brains! Where are the pictures? It's just words in here! [throws a book to the ground and begins stomping on it]
Jiriya: Pictures? You Fool! Words paint a thousand beautiful pictures all by themselves!
[several blows are traded]
Roshi: Jeez, don't take it personally! Not like you wrote the damn thing!
Jiriya: But I did!
Jiriya vs. Roshi gets started over a few insults.

Gamabunta: Jiriya, you buffoon! What's this about?
Jiriya: Hey there! Can you buy me some time?
Gamabunta: What!? I'm not your servant! I'm the chief toOHWOAH-!
Roshi: Get... off... my... lawn!
Jiriya vs. Roshi, as Gamabunta is summoned to the battle

Widowmaker: What makes you think you could sneak up on me?
Black Widow: I'm a goddamn Avenger!
Black Widow vs. Widowmaker, as the fight reaches close-quarters

Ben 10: [as Alien X] This is Alien X. He controls all of reality. This is over.
Green Lantern: I don't care what kinda power you've got!
Ben 10 vs. Green Lantern, as Hal's willpower counters Alien X's attempt to erase him from reality.

Weiss Schnee: How strong are you?
Mitsuru Kirijo: Strong enough!
Weiss vs. Mitsuru, as Mitsuru resummons Artemisia to heal herself. Weiss' line doubles as her last words.

Johnny Cage: You know what they say... All's fair in show business!
Captain Falcon: Nobody says that!
Johnny Cage vs. Captain Falcon, after Johnny Cage punches Captain Falcon in the nuts.

Ghost Rider vs. Lobo when Zarathos captures Lobo's soul to subject him to the Penance Stare.

Dracula: You're right. You're not a man. You're a pig. Let me hear you squeal.
Ganon vs. Dracula Dracula, moments before killing Ganon.

Deadpool: What?! Where'd you get that?!
The Mask: Ohhhh, Jack...! I'M ALREADY WEARING IT!
Deadpool vs. The Mask, when The Mask holds up a second Continuity Stone.

Deadpool: ...fuck you.
Deadpool vs. The Mask; DP's only response to Mask's Cuban Pete chainsaw rampage.

Might Guy: Ahahahaha, so cool! The amazing costume, those bursting muscles, that magnificent hair! You must be a worthy opponent... For an arm wrestling contest!
All Might: I accept your challenge!
All Might vs. Might Guy, how the fight begins: Guy challenges All Might to an arm wrestling contest.

Might Guy: Good fight. Let's do it... again...
All Might vs. Might Guy; after Might Guy finishes off All Might with Night Guy, shortly before succumbing to the cost of opening the Eighth Gate.

Goro: Face death... like a warrior!
Machamp: Ma-champ!
Goro: (annoyed) Stop saying that!
Machamp: Champ...
Goro: You're no champ! I am! The Champion of Mortal Kombat!
Goro vs. Machamp

Obi-Wan: Another happy landing. (approaches Kakashi watching from from a tree) Hello there!
Kakashi: Hold it. You're in Konoha territory, and I have some questions, if you'll come with me.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and keep reading your book.
Kakashi: I want to go home and keep reading my book. (Obi-Wan turns and prepares to leave) After I kick your ass!
Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Kakashi, pre-fight

Obi-Wan: Had enough?
Kakashi: Well now. You've fallen for the deadliest strategem we ninja know: One Thousand Years of Death!
Obi-Wan: Don't try it! I have the high— (gets kancho'd by Kakashi)
Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Kakashi, after Kakashi is knocked into a crater

Beerus: It's unwise to vaporize a god's dessert.
Sailor Galaxia: Ahahahahaha! Witness my infinite power! (pokes Beerus in the eye, sending him flying off into the distance and blows on her fingertips)
Beerus: (suddenly reappears next to her) So, you have chosen death.
Beerus vs. Sailor Galaxia, after Galaxia blows up the Earth, destroying Beerus' ice cream in the process.

Galaxia: Ridiculous! Perish!!
Beerus: ''Hakai!!'
Beerus vs. Sailor Galaxia, resisting each other's "destruction" attacks.

Sailor Galaxia: What?! That's... impossible!
Beerus: Now you're catching on. I am the impossible!!
Beerus vs. Sailor Galaxia, just after Beerus retrieves his own Star Seed and just before he blasts Galaxia into a black hole.

Sonic: You think you can outrun moi?
Wally: I'm the fastest man alive.
Sonic: Oh yeah, cherry-flavoured chump? I'm the fastest THING alive!
Flash vs. Sonic, as the two are racing across the Cosmic Interstate.

Jon Talbain: I'm no monster, but tonight, I'll make an exception!
Sabrewulf vs. Jon Talbain, right before the latter pulls a brutal assault to finish off the former.

Church: End of the line, Reds.
Sarge: Dirty Blue! For the first time in history, you're exactly right! Today is a good day to die! Charge!
Red vs. Blue, right before Sarge, Grif, Donut, and Lopez attack Church, Tucker, Caboose, and Tex.

Yoda: Proof, you are, that size matters not!
Mickey: Right back at ya, pal!
Yoda vs. King Mickey, during/following a Pearl bombardment from Mickey

Ryūko: Hey! You cut me off, you asshat!
Shadow: Hmph... who cares?
Senketsu: Ryūko, maybe we should—
Ryūko: Oh, yeah?!
Shadow vs. Ryūko Matoi, right after Shadow speeds by Ryuko, who in a fit of rage leaps at Shadow with her Scissor Blades

Shadow: SHUT UP!
Shadow vs. Ryūko Matoi, as Shadow retaliates following Ryūko's attempted Pre-Mortem One-Liner

Lex Luthor: Oh? A visitor?
Doctor Doom: Mr. Luthor. Your company has invaluable resources for the people of Latveria. I will be seizing them.
Lex Luthor: Latveria? What an exquisite place... to start a corporatocracy!
Lex Luthor vs. Doctor Doom, after Doom teleports into a Lexcorp laboratory

Doctor Doom: Hmph. A mechanical replica?
Lex Luthor: It's called a Lexbot, you knuckle-dragging buffoon.
Doctor Doom: Its design is rather ingenious. Not as ingenious as mine, of course. But enough talk, let us end these charades.
Lex Luthor: With pleasure.
Lex Luthor vs. Doctor Doom, after Doom destroys a Lexbot, forcing Luthor himself to enter the fray.

Ringmaster: Welcome to the final match of the international collaboration between the Iron Fist and King of Fighters tournaments! The prize? Sole ownership of both the Mishima Zaibatsu and the Howard Connection, ohoho! Eh, flagrant disregard of antitrust laws, but okay! Let's go to our fighters: Heihachi Mishima! And his opponent, Geese Howard!
Heihachi: "Foolish whelp, come to die?" (Translated from Japanese)
Geese: Mishima, your nightmare begins!
Heihachi Mishima vs. Geese Howard, as Heihachi and Geese come face to face before their bout.

Iron Man: Hey, Bats... Now, I can respect a man with a healthy sense of paranoia and billions to spare, but Steve and Nat are really up my ass about this: take the Watchtower offline now... Bruce.
Batman: You don't want this fight, Tony. It'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
Batman vs. Iron Man, as the fight begins when Batman refuses to comply with Iron Man's demands.

Batman: What did you expect? I... am Batman.
Iron Man: And I... am Iron Man.
Batman vs. Iron Man, when the Hellbat faces off against the Godbuster.

Iron Man: I've got a suit for everything, Bats! Including busting wannabe gods like you!
Batman: Bust this.
Batman vs. Iron Man, as the Hellbat battles the Iron Legion.

     Death Battle Introductions 
Wiz: The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.
Boomstick: They blow shit up for cash.
Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. Boom!
Boba Fett vs Samus Aran introduction.

Wiz: Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat. Kings of the fighting genre. And every good fighter needs awesome villains.
Boomstick: Like Akuma, the ultimate badass of martial arts...
Wiz: ...And Shang Tsung, the sorceress vanguard of doom.
Akuma VS Shang Tsung introduction.

Wiz: Super-heroines. Millions have been drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.
Boomstick: Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn.
Wiz: Like Anna Marie, the Rogue...
Boomstick: ...and Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman.
Rogue VS Wonder Woman introduction.

Wiz: The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs...
Boomstick: ...And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.
Wiz: Every video game has its share of basic, endless, common enemies, and you can't get any more common than these two.
Boomstick: But which is the best of the worst?
Goomba VS Koopa introduction

Wiz: Capcom has produced hundreds of deadly warriors, but few can best these two hulking leviathans.
Boomstick: Haggar, the mayor elect of Whoopass...
Wiz: ...And Zangief, Russia's red Cyclone.
Boomstick: These two wrestlers have never met in person but their rivalry is legendary and it's about time they duked it out!
Haggar VS Zangief introduction

Wiz: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were grown from ooze and raised by a warrior rat in the sewers of New York to be the world's most fearsome fighting team.
Boomstick: Lots of superheroes have some weird origin stories but this one is plain ridiculous!
Wiz: Their greatest advantage in battle is their family bond and teamwork. But, on their own, which Turtle is deadliest?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Battle Royale introduction.

Boomstick: Last time on Death Battle, the Ninja Turtles battled to find the deadliest of the team, and good old Leo used cunning strategy and swordplay to come out on top.
Wiz: But the fight isn't over yet. Leonardo must now face his most powerful imitator, Zitz, the leader of the mighty Battletoads.
Zitz VS Leonardo introduction

Boomstick: Who doesn't like dinosaurs? No one, cause they're awesome?
Wiz: Like Yoshi, Mario's happy-go-lucky steed...
Boomstick: ...And Riptor, the Dino Warrior with a Killer Instinct.
Yoshi VS Riptor introduction.

Boomstick: Catfight!
Wiz: It literally is Boomstick. Not only do we have two ferocious females in the ring today, but they're also, well, cats.
Boomstick: Felicia, the popstar demon cat chick lady...
Wiz: ...And Taokaka, BlazBlue's speedy vigilante.
Felicia vs Taokaka introduction

Wiz: Of all the warriors who have entered this arena, none can compete with these two titans of death. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta who single-handedly annihilated Olympus...
Boomstick: ...And Spawn, who managed to dethrone both Satan and God.
Kratos VS Spawn introduction.

Wiz: Today, two experts of destruction and masters of terrain will fight to the bitter end.
Boomstick: White Bomber, the Bomberman...
Wiz: ...And Taizo Hori, aka Dig Dug.
Bomberman VS Dig Dug introduction

Wiz: Antiheroes. Walking a mysterious gray line between good and evil.
Boomstick: They do what they want, however they want, when they want it.
Wiz: Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyans and rival to Goku...
Boomstick: ...And Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form and rival to Sonic.
Vegeta VS Shadow introduction

Wiz: Their rivalry is legendary and their fame unmatched. After battling for over two decades, this epic duel will finally meet a decisive end.
Boomstick: I've been waiting for this forever!
Wiz: Mario, the whimsical Italian plumber...
Boomstick: ...And Sonic, the hyperactive hedgehog.
Mario Vs Sonic Introduction

Boomstick: You know what I hate more than stupid tween pop stars? Absolutely goddamn nothing!
Wiz: Like Justin Bieber, the young pop sensation, and Rebecca Black, the girl who took YouTube by storm.
Boomstick: I hate 'em even more than my blood-sucking ex-wife!
Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black introduction

Wiz: Every generation has idolized a Sci-Fi hero.
Boomstick: Like Luke Skywalker, Legacy of the Jedi...
Wiz: ...And Harry Potter, the boy who lived.
Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter introduction

Wiz: When it comes to fighting, combatants come in all shapes and sizes.
Boomstick: And I'm liking the shapes and sizes on these two.
Wiz: Chun-Li, the strongest woman in the world.
Boomstick: ...And Mai Shiranui, the queen of fighters
Chun-Li VS Mai Shiranui introduction

Wiz: Television has been used to market toys to boys and girls for generations, ranging from G.I. Joe to Barbie and Transformers to My Little Pony.
Boomstick: Are we really doing this?
Wiz: Yes. Yes we are.
Boomstick: Alright, well, Starscream from the first generation Decepticons...
Wiz: ...And Rainbow Dash of the G4 Pegasus Ponies.
Starscream vs Rainbow Dash introduction

Wiz: When the aliens invade a thousand years from now and our hyper-advanced technology isn't enough, our last hope will inevitably be placed in the hands of the lone space marine.
Boomstick: ...Like the super soldier, Master Chief...
Wiz: ...And Doomguy , the Bane of Hell itself.
Master Chief vs Doomguy introduction

Boomstick: It's no secret that scientists are, well, crazy as hell. But these two take it way too far!
Wiz: Dr. Ivo Robotnik, aka the Eggman...
Boomstick: ...And Dr. Albert Wily, aka Einstein without rogaine.
Wiz: In this scenario, both Doctors will be leading their mechanized armies to see who is the deadliest robot commander.
Eggman vs Wily introduction

Wiz: Today, we're pitting two of the most worthless damsels in distress against each other
Boomstick: If they're not getting kidnapped, they're always nagging at you to do stuff.
Wiz: Princess Zelda from the realm of Hyrule...
Boomstick: ...And Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Zelda vs Peach introduction

Wiz: The gods of thunder may endure eternal rule, but in the ring together they are anything but immortal.
Boomstick: The Mighty Thor, prince of Asgard...
Wiz: ...And Lord Raiden, defender of Earthrealm.
Thor vs Raiden introduction

Boomstick: They're two of the most iconic swordsman in video game history, known for takin' on things way out of their league.
Wiz: Link, the Champion of Hyrule...
Boomstick: ...And Cloud Strife, Guardian of the Life Stream, and orphans.
Wiz: Since both combatants use such vast player-customizable arsenals, in this scenario, they will wield what they are most comfortable taking into battle
Boomstick: These are the weapons they choose to take into their fighting games, however since standard skills, weapon traits, and armor aren't specified in Dissidia and Smash, we're taking those from their whole story.
Wiz: And remember in Death Battle, there is no outside help allowed.
Boomstick: "Oh, but Boomstick, they have summons and their cool and fairies and their-" Shut up! It's our show and this is the way we do it.
Link vs Cloud introduction

Wiz: They're the guardians of the night, the superhuman saviors of the lone and helpless.
Boomstick: Bruce Wayne, the Batman...
Wiz: ...And Peter Parker, the Spiderman.
Boomstick: It's no secret that given time for prep, both Batman and Spiderman can pretty much defeat any opponent.
Wiz: Which is why we're pitting them against each other with only their standard equipment, gladiator style.
Batman vs Spiderman introduction

Wiz: When you think of an electric charged combatant, these two always come to mind. Pikachu, Ash's first Pokémon...
Boomstick: ...And Blanka, the man beast from Brazil.
Pikachu vs Blanka introduction

Wiz: Born to dying races and sent to brave new worlds, these two alien saviors are legendary.
Boomstick: And everybody wants to know who would kick whose ass in a fight. And I mean everyone.
Wiz: Goku, the tenacious Super Saiyan...
Boomstick: ...And Superman, the Man of Steel
Wiz: To ensure no questions are left unanswered, we will be acknowledging every official resource for both combatants. Though the original writings hold precedence, no mistranslations allowed. Also as he was retconned and rebuilt in 1986, we will be examining the modern Superman.
Boomstick: Considering Supes's pre-86 can make up new superpowers on the fly and destroy entire solar systems by sneezing, probably a good idea.
Goku vs Superman introduction

Wiz: Ah, the glorious 80s, that awed era of big hair, keytars, and goofy muscular heroes of questionable sexual preference.
Boomstick: He-Man, Master of the Universe...
Wiz: ...And Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats.
He-Man VS Lion-O introduction

Wiz: The final boss, a nightmarish foe meant to test your skill to the fullest.
Boomstick: And sometimes they're just plain cheap, like Shao Kahn the Konqueror...
Wiz: ...Or Master Bison of Shadaloo.
Shao Kahn VS M. Bison introduction

Wiz: Ninjitsu, originally created by farmers to kill their oppressive samurai lords, the ninja has become one of the deadliest killers in history.
Boomstick: Like Ryu Hayabusa, the Ultimate Dragon Ninja...
Wiz: ...And Strider Hiryu, the high-tech mercenary.
Ryu Hayabusa VS Strider Hiryu introduction

Wiz: When it comes to the tantalizing femme fatale, these two combatants are the pinnacle of beauty and brawn. Not to mention, well endowed
Boomstick: Ivy from Soul Caliber...
Wiz: ...And Black -
Boomstick: Black Orchid from Killer Instinct! Sorry, I'm excited!
Ivy vs Orchid introduction

Wiz: In the depths of space, who knows what awaits mankind.
Boomstick: Probably some brain-sucking aliens who need an introduction to my fist.
Wiz: But what if the final frontier was a little more furry?
Boomstick: Fox McCloud, captain of the Star Fox commandos...
Wiz: ...And Bucky O'Hare, Captain of a galactic-wide rebellion.
Fox vs Bucky introduction

Boomstick: Sci-Fi movies had taught me two very important things. One, I want my own lightsaber, and two, the future blows.
Wiz: It's unavoidable, the warrior of the next millennium is the machine, such as the Terminator, the time-traveling metal assassin...
Boomstick: ...And RoboCop, Detroit's cyborg defender.
Wiz: These mechanized combatants have fought before, but never in a no-holds-barred one-on-one duel to the death.
Boomstick: Or without brand restrictions.
Terminator vs RoboCop introduction

Wiz: With the dragon slain and the princess rescued, the hero revels in gold, glory, and cake.
Boomstick: But they couldn't have done it without a little help.
Wiz: The sidekick. The people's champion would be lost without his player two, such as Luigi, Mario's younger brother...
Boomstick: ...And Tails the Fox, Sonic's deformed flying stalker.
Wiz: Now, we have already proven that standard Mario and Sonic series power-ups perfectly counter each other. So to not waste time, we're giving these second strings only what is unique to them.
Luigi vs Tails introduction

Wiz: For nearly two decades, people across the globe have struggled endlessly to make one crucial, exhausting, impossible choice.
Boomstick: Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander?
Wiz: It's finally time to learn if the one you chose was really the strongest.
Boomstick: And what better way than with their evolved forms. Venusaur, the pimpley plant monster, Blastoise, the bazooka turtle, and Charizard, the... dragon.
Wiz: For a fair assessment, we're examining maxed-out wild Pokémon. For those of you nerdy enough to care, this means no special EV training, no mega evolutions, and no tutor, bred, or otherwise unnaturally learned attacks. This way we'll avoid any and all player influence.
Pokémon Battle Royale introduction

Boomstick: Cyborgs are fucking badass.
Wiz: As someone with my own cybernetic arm that suffers constant glitches, I have to agree. Cyborgs are awesome.
Boomstick: Like Fulgore, the metal monster of Killer Instinct...
Wiz: ...And Sektor, the ninja cyborg from Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: Totally should have been Cyrax.
*Wiz's cyber arm punches him*
Boomstick: What the hell!?
Wiz: Oh, sorry, arm's glitching up again.
Boomstick: When you least expect it Wiz, when you least expect it.
Fulgore vs Sektor introduction

Wiz: Kaiju, the Japanese word for-
Boomstick: A giant monster that destroys everything around it, like Godzilla, the King of the Monsters...
Wiz: ...And Gamera, the guardian of the universe. Despite being box-office rivals for half a century, these two enormous creatures have never met, until today.
Godzilla vs Gamera introduction

Wiz: Defending the weak from powerful agents of evil demands a champion who has achieved a peak of human capability, all in the name of justice. And sometimes vengeance.
Boomstick: Batman, the Dark Knight...
Wiz: ...And Captain America, the sentinel of liberty.
Batman vs Captain America introduction

Wiz: Evil, it has many faces. And sometimes, even a good-natured soul may become it's unknowing pawn.
Boomstick: Oh, did you say something? I couldn't hear you over giant fighting robots! Seriously, what's cooler than giant robots? Absolutely nothing.
Wiz: The White Tigerzord, the sixth Thunderzord...
Boomstick: And Epyon, the sixth Gundam.
Tigerzord vs Gundam Epyon introduction

Wiz: Two marquee warriors, arcade rivals since the 90s, now facing off for true superiority.
Boomstick: Ryu, the wandering world warrior...
Wiz: ...And Scorpion, the ninja from hell.
Ryu vs Scorpion introduction

Wiz: They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. But sometimes, it's nothing but a slap in the face. Such is the case when it comes to these two masked mercenaries.
Boomstick: Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth...
Wiz: ...And Deathstroke, the Terminator.
Deadpool vs Deathstroke introduction

Wiz: Imagine right now. What does the apocalyptic destroyer of worlds look like?
Boomstick: Stop thinking, because you're wrong. It's these pudgy pink terrors. Kirby, Nintendo's floating puffball of never-ending cheer and dreams...
Wiz: ...And Majin Buu, the most vicious monster in the Dragon Ball universe.
Kirby vs Majin Buu introduction

Wiz: No anime tough guy trope is complete unless he has outrageous spiky hair, a sword that's clearly compensating for something...
Boomstick: And belts. Lots and lots of belts.
Wiz: Ragna, the Bloodedge...
Boomstick: ...And Sol Badguy, the Flame of Corruption.
Ragna vs Sol Badguy introduction

Wiz: Throughout Death Battle, we've seen all manner of weapons and abilities. But these two combatants command the very earth around them.
Boomstick: Gaara of the Desert...
Wiz: ...And Toph Beifong, the Blind Bandit.
Gaara vs Toph introduction

Boomstick: Bounty hunting. One of the most respected and fun jobs in the world.
Wiz: I don't know about respected, but certainly a daring profession only for the strong and bold.
Boomstick: Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy...
Wiz: ...And Samus Aran, a hunter so determined she'll sacrifice a planet to reach her goal.
Boba Fett vs Samus Remastered introduction

Wiz: Tall tales of superhuman feats have existed for as long as man has been telling stories. And today, we pit the greatest of these legends in a clash of east meets west.
Boomstick: Chuck Norris. No real introduction needed.
Wiz: And Segata Sanshiro, defender of the Sega Saturn, of all things.
Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro introduction

Wiz: For untold decades, scientists have searched for a legitimate method of measuring a person's level of badassness, completely missing the obvious answer.
Boomstick: Just check out the size of his sword, like Guts, the brutal black swordsman from Berserk...
Wiz: ...And Nightmare, the demonic scourge from Soul Caliber.
Guts vs Nightmare introduction

Wiz: Technology. It improves our lives, lets you watch cool shows on the internet, and sometimes it can help you to rival gods.
Boomstick: Like with Iron Man, the Armored Avenger...
Wiz: ...And Lex Luthor, arch nemesis of Superman.
Iron Man vs Lex Luthor introduction

Wiz: Some of the greatest heroes of all are shunned by the very people they continue to protect.
Boomstick: Basically the worst deal ever.
Wiz: Like Beast, the blue genius of the X-Men...
Boomstick: ...And Goliath, the gargoyle who gives new meaning to the phrase, "tough as stone".
Beast vs Goliath introduction

Wiz: They are the government's best kept secrets. Masters of stealth trained to kill in a hundred different ways from the shadows or face to face.
Boomstick: Solid Snake, the legendary soldier of Metal Gear...
Wiz: Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell's ultimate predator.
Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher introduction

Wiz: These two masters of evil are experts at bending others to their will. But beneath the mask lies the scars of their past, literally.
Boomstick: Darth Vader, dark lord of the Sith...
Wiz: ...And Doctor Doom, sovereign ruler of Latveria.
Darth Vader vs Doctor Doom introduction

Wiz: Goku.
Boomstick: Superman.
Wiz: Titans of power, champions of unimaginable might...
Boomstick: ...Endlessly requested to fight each other, again.
Goku vs Superman 2 introduction

Wiz: Guardians of treasure, champions of justice...
Boomstick: ...And proof that if you've got enough brute strength, you don't need to be smart to kick some serious ass.
Wiz: Donkey Kong, defender of the world's largest banana horde...
Boomstick: ...And Knuckles the Echidna, guardian of the all powerful Master Emerald.
Wiz: We have already established that standard Mario and Sonic related power-ups counter each other. For example, DK's Strong Kong could counter Hyper Knuckles. So, for this fight, we'll be sticking to the bare essentials.
Donkey Kong vs Knuckles introduction

Boomstick: Long range weaponry are effective tools of destruction. But there's just something special about killing up close and personal with a blade. Like Wolverine, the vicious anti-hero of the X-Men...
Wiz: ...And Raiden, the deadly cyborg ninja from Metal Gear.
Wolverine vs Raiden introduction

Wiz: (quoting Bruce Lee)"A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come."
Boomstick: But some fighters are dumb enough to ignore the legendary Bruce Lee's words. Like Hercule Satan, the World Martial Arts Champion
Wiz: ...And Dan Hibiki, the Saikyo Street Fighter.
Hercule Satan vs Dan Hibiki introduction

Boomstick: Punching, the most useful language in the world when words fail. And these two lovely ladies are fluent in it.
Wiz: Yang Xiao Long, the adventurous huntress from RWBY...
Boomstick: ...And Tifa Lockhart, the Final Fantasy heavy hitter with enormous... power.
Yang vs Tifa introduction

Wiz: In 1942, author Issac Asimov introduced the three laws of robotics to protect man from their cybernetic creations.
Boomstick: And thank God he didn't include anything against robot on robot violence. The world would just be way less fun.
Wiz: Mega Man, The Blue Bomber,
Boomstick: And Astro Boy, The Atomic Wonder Child.
Mega Man vs Astro Boy introduction

Wiz: Since its creation in the Stone Age, the bow and arrow forever revolutionized hunting and warfare.
Boomstick: But these two archers have honed their bow skill to a degree of pure artistry.
Wiz: Green Arrow, the Emerald Archer of Star City.
Boomstick: And Hawkeye, purple-clad trick shooter of the Avengers.
Green Arrow vs Hawkeye introduction

Boomstick: Since the darkest depths of the human psyche first created monsters, we've dreamed of harnessing their awesome power, like Red and his Pokémon, Charizard.
Wiz: And Tai and his Digimon, Agumon.
Pokémon VS Digimon introduction

Wiz: For some action heroes, it's not enough to just save the world.
Boomstick: They've gotta look good doing it!
Wiz: Dante, the devil hunter.
Boomstick: And Bayonetta, the Umbra Witch.
Dante vs. Bayonetta introduction

Boomstick: Ever since the invention of princesses, there have been princess kidnappers.
Wiz: And these two are certainty among the top tier in their trade.
Boomstick: Bowser, the king of the Koopas.
Wiz: And Ganon, the demon king.
Bowser vs. Ganon introduction

Wiz: Sometimes, the most unlikely of friends can become the best of heroes.
Boomstick: Ratchet and Clank, the cosmic commandos.
Wiz: And Jak and Daxter, the masters of eco.
Ratchet and Clank vs. Jak and Daxter introduction

Boomstick: A long, long time ago, mankind began to walk.
Wiz: And then, we ran, and ever since that moment, we've been pushing speed to it's very limit, or in this case, past the point of absurdity
Boomstick: The Flash, DC Comics' scarlet speedster.
Wiz: And Quicksilver, Marvel's fast-talking Avenger.
Flash vs. Quicksilver introduction

Wiz: They visit you for birthday parties, cheer you up when you're sad, and probably also want to kill you
Boomstick: Clowns... The Joker, Gotham's jester of genocide
Wiz: And Sweet Tooth, the violent victor of Twisted Metal
Joker vs. Sweet Tooth introduction

Wiz: With Death Battle, our combatants are always extraordinary in one way or another, whether they're a superhero or a plumber.
Boomstick: But these two are literally built to show up the rest of their kind. Mewtwo, the Genetically Engineered Pokémon...
Wiz: And Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Life Form.
Mewtwo vs. Shadow the Hedgehog introduction

Wiz: Before there was Red vs. Blue, there was Project Freelancer. The Freelancers were highly trained soldiers with experimental weaponry, and a mission so secret, not even they knew what it was.
Boomstick: Kinda stupid in hindsight, but these were true soldiers.
Meta vs Carolina introduction

Boomstick: Mystical ninjas, evil sorcerers, gods, tournaments these days seem to attract all sorts, don't they.
Wiz: And yet there's always a few seemingly ordinary people brave enough, or stupid enough, to step into the ring.
Boomstick: Like Cammy White, Street Fighter's ass-sassin turned British secret agent.
Wiz: And Sonya Blade, the Special Forces general of Mortal Kombat.
Cammy vs. Sonya introduction

Wiz: To be the elite, you must surround yourself with the best of the best; whether you band together to save the world, or just a worthless plot of land.
Boomstick: And every good team needs a good hit-and-runner.
Wiz: Like Tracer, the spunky agent of Overwatch.
Boomstick: And the Scout, the Boston-born merc of Team Fortress.
Tracer vs. Scout introduction

Boomstick: Hey, Wiz. What has blonde hair, wears red, and fights like hell?
Wiz: Uh, today's fighters?
Boomstick: Aw, you guessed it. Ken Masters, the street fighting family man.
Wiz: And Terry Bogard, the orphan turned king of fighters.
Ken Masters vs Terry Bogard introduction.

Boomstick: As the old saying goes, 'Behind every great man is a badass woman with a big hammer', something like that.
Wiz: And today's combatants are exactly that; what could go wrong?
Boomstick: Amy Rose, Sonic the Hedgehog's number one fangirl.
Wiz: And Ramona Flowers, the girl of Scott Pilgrim's dreams.
Amy Rose vs. Ramona Flowers introduction.

Wiz: Pure, unadulterated rage. Usually, in a stressful situation, you'd want to avoid this sort of emotion in order to keep yourself focused.
Boomstick: Unless you're a giant rampaging pile of muscles. Like these two.
Wiz: Doctor Bruce Banner, The Incredible Hulk.
Boomstick: And Doomsday, the monster who killed Superman.
Hulk vs. Doomsday introduction.

Boomstick: Past, present, or future, one kind of fighter has stood the test of time: the swordsman.
Wiz: And today's combatants are two of the most skilled warriors to ever wield a blade.
Boomstick: Roronoa Zoro, the feared swordsman of the Straw Hat Pirates.
Wiz: And Erza Scarlet, the battle mage of the Fairy Tail guild.
Zoro Vs Erza introduction.

Wiz: Fiction has a very fragile set of rules. Authors should be wary, as one small crack can be enough to smash the boundary and send their stories careening out of control.
Boomstick: Are we really doing this?
Wiz: We're really doing this.
Boomstick: Well, here's Deadpool, Marvel's Merc with a Mouth.
Wiz: And Pinkie Pie, Equestria's peppy party pony.
Deadpool Vs Pinkie Pie introduction.

Wiz: Sometimes, an archaeologist needs a bit more than a shovel and a brush, especially when their on the hunt for the most legendary of treasure.
Boomstick: Yeah, if it were easy, everyone would be doing it. The best treasure hunters are the ones with the brawn to match their brain.
Wiz: Like Lara Croft, the Tomb Raider.
Boomstick: And Nathan Drake, seeker of the uncharted.
Lara Croft Vs Nathan Drake introduction.

Wiz: Some people adventure for wealth, for some people, the wealth is in the adventure.
Boomstick: Either way, you'll be successful if you can bounce off your enemies.
Wiz: Like Scrooge McDuck, the wealthiest waterfowl to ever live.
Boomstick: And Shovel Knight, a shining example of the code of shovelry.
Scrooge McDuck Vs Shovel Knight introduction.

Wiz: Every champion of justice inspires others... whether they mean to or not.
Boomstick: And sometimes that "inspiration" creates your worst nightmare.
Wiz: Venom, the ultimate antithesis to Spider-Man.
Boomstick: And Bane, the burly genius who broke the bat.
Venom Vs Bane introduction.

Wiz: It's finally time for one of the biggest match-ups in Death Battle history.
Boomstick: Yeah, the giant robot fight of all giant robot fights.
Wiz: The Megazord, the heavy hitting mech commanded by five Power Rangers.
Boomstick: And Voltron, the defender of the universe piloted by five paladins.
Wiz: For this match-up there will be: No Dragonzord, no Galaxy Garrisons, no robot Brachiosaurus and no... mice.
Boomstick: Just a good old 5v5 war of the giant robots.
Power Rangers vs Voltron introduction

Wiz: In ancient times, the Greeks believe everything to be made of four elements: earth, air, water, and the most difficult to control, fire.
Boomstick: But these two combatants have mastered the art of playing with fire. Natsu Dragneel, the dragon slayer mage of the Fairy Tail guild.
Wiz: And Portgas D. Ace, the feared pirate known as: "Fire Fist".
Natsu vs. Ace introduction

Wiz: The freezing chill of death is a horrifying thought, whether it comes from being alone in the mountains, submerged in the Antarctic....
Boomstick: Or if your really unlucky, getting iced by one of these "cool" warriors. Wow, sorry, that was bad, even for me.
Wiz: Sub-Zero, the cryomancer ninja of Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: And Glacius, the icy alien with a Killer Instinct.
Sub-Zero vs. Glacius introduction

Boomstick: I love a powerful woman, even better, one that keeps getting stronger and stronger! And today, we've got two of them!
Wiz: Android 18, the deadly cyborg killer from Dragon Ball...
Boomstick: And Captain Marvel, the hard hitting, high flying Avenger!
Android 18 vs. Captain Marvel introduction

Wiz: It is the duty of all who dedicate their lives to the science of robotics: Make the coolest, deadliest machine you possibly can.
Boomstick: Just don't make 'em too smart, that never works out for you.
Wiz: Metal Sonic, Dr. Eggman's hedgehog destroyer.
Boomstick: And Zero, Dr. Wily's Maverick Hunter.
Metal Sonic vs. Zero introduction

Boomstick: Monsters come in many shapes and sizes, but the best ones know kung-fu!
Wiz: Lucario, the steely canine from the world of Pokémon.
Boomstick: And Renamon, the razor sharp and literally foxy Digimon.
Wiz: For this match, we'll be analyzing the species as they are, therefore no trainers or tamers will be permitted, nor any moves or forms achieved unnaturally.
Lucario vs. Renamon introduction

Boomstick: Thousands of years ago, one Greek guy punched another Greek guy, and then they just turned it into a sport.
Wiz: Indeed. Boxing is one of the oldest Olympic sports, and has since been refined and perfected for nearly 3000 years.
Boomstick: And today, we're pitting two of gaming's toughest boxers head-to-head.
Wiz: Balrog, the Crazy Buffalo from Street Fighter.
Boomstick: And TJ Combo, the Hard Hitting Champ from Killer Instinct.
Balrog vs. TJ Combo introduction

Wiz: Hundreds of years ago, the samurai and the ninja battled across Japan, and these two fascinating ways of combat have been at odds ever since.
Boomstick: The Shredder, the sharp and shiny arch-villain of the Ninja Turtles.
Wiz: And Silver Samurai, the mutant swordsman who can slice through anything.
The Shredder vs. Silver Samurai introduction

Boomstick: When it comes to public service, two animals have gone far beyond the call of duty.
Wiz: They're known throughout the world as the symbols of safety. So let's make them fight to the death.
Boomstick: Smokey Bear, the firefighting mascot of forest safety.
Wiz: And McGruff the Crime Dog, taking a bite out of crime wherever he goes.
Smokey Bear vs. McGruff the Crime Dog introduction

Wiz: The different pantheons of gods and goddesses have always been rife with conflict, and these heavenly wars can last for centuries.
Boomstick: Like with Thor, Norse champion of Asgard and son of Odin.
Wiz: And Wonder Woman, Greek warrior of the Amazons and daughter of Zeus.
Thor vs. Wonder Woman introduction

Wiz: The Holy Shonen Trinity. The Big Three. Any long-time reader of Shonen Jump will recognize these, some of the biggest titles in manga and anime history.
Boomstick: And it's time for two of those Shonen heroes to throw down!
Wiz: Naruto Uzumaki, Ninja Prodigy of the Hidden Leaf.
Boomstick: and Ichigo Kurosaki, the enormously powerful Soul Reaper from Bleach.
Naruto Uzumaki vs. Ichigo Kurosaki introduction

Wiz: The future. Everyone wants to see it and why not?. It has robots, flying cars, and of course, superheroes.
Boomstick: Yeah, the future still has those, but they're even cooler 'cause of all the sweet gadgets.
Wiz: Like Terry McGinnis, the Batman Beyond.
Boomstick: And Miguel O'Hara, the the Spider-Man from 2099.
Batman Beyond vs. Spider-Man 2099 introduction

Wiz: The great philosopher Plato once said, "The measure of a man is what he does with power."
Boomstick: But to these guys, power is the measure of a man.
Wiz: Sephiroth, the fearsome One Winged Angel of Final Fantasy.
Boomstick: And Vergil, the half demon son of Sparda from Devil May Cry.
Sephiroth vs. Vergil introduction

Wiz: Predators. These beasts strike fear into the hearts of many.
Boomstick: Well, sometimes they strike in awe, but yeah, mostly fear.
Wiz: And these two superheroes embody the fear of specific predators to an extreme.
Boomstick: Batman, the genius crime fighter from DC comics.
Wiz: And Black Panther, Marvel's royal warrior scientist.
Batman vs. Black Panther introduction

Wiz: Emotions can be powerful things.
Boomstick: Ugh, are we really gonna talk about feeling and crying and stuff?
Wiz: Well, yes, and how they fuel some pretty powerful magic.
Boomstick: Sound look, like with Raven, the half demon sorceress of the Teen Titans.
Wiz: And Twilight Sparkle, the magical prodigy from My Little Pony.
Boomstick: Yep, really doing this again.
Raven vs. Twilight Sparkle introduction

Wiz: We've covered a lot of macho heroes here on Death Battle, but these two are as manly and stoic as they come.
Boomstick: It's all in those sweet ass jackets. I mean, I guess they're pretty badass too.
Wiz: Jotaro Kujo, the delinquent turned hero from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Boomstick: And Kenshiro, the wandering Fist of the North Star.
Jotaro vs. Kenshiro introduction

Wiz: The early 1990s played host to one of the biggest battlegrounds the world had ever seen: The Console Wars.
Boomstick: Nintendo's and Sega's mascots were locked in a merciless duel over the gaming throne.
Wiz: But when the smoke cleared, a surprise third challenger was rising to the top.
Boomstick: The Sony PlayStation. And it didn't just have one mascot, it had two.
Wiz: Crash Bandicoot, the mutated marsupial from down under.
Boomstick: And Spyro the Dragon, the powerful purple hero of the Dragon Realm.
Crash vs. Spyro introduction

Wiz: If the fate of the universe is at stake, the last person you should trust to save it is a naive teenager with magical weapons they don't understand... but everybody does it anyway.
Boomstick: Like Sora, the Keyblade-wielding saviour of Kingdom Hearts.
Wiz: And Pit, the angel warrior from Kid Icarus.
Sora vs. Pit introduction

Wiz: Surviving the undead apocalypse takes grit, perseverance, and an army's worth of firepower. With all that — and some luck — these two became experts in zombie fighting.
Boomstick: Leon Kennedy, the top cop and government agent in Resident Evil.
Wiz: And Frank West, the backyard wrestling MacGyver of Dead Rising.
Leon Kennedy vs. Frank West introduction

Wiz: The art of magic is a perplexing thing. Only those with the right knowledge, talent, and willpower can truly claim to be the most powerful wizards of all.
Boomstick: Like Doctor Strange, the sorcerer supreme of Marvel Comics.
Wiz: And Doctor Fate, DC's defender of cosmic order.
Doctor Strange vs. Doctor Fate introduction

Wiz: Everyone has different reasons for studying martial arts, for personal honor, to improve health...
Boomstick: And for kicking the crap out of other people! Like with Ryu, the wandering world warrior of Street Fighter.
Wiz: And Jin Kazama, the power-hungry martial arts master of Tekken.
Ryu vs. Jin introduction

Wiz: Amongst the soldiers of history, the samurai is one of the most prestigious... and dangerous.
Boomstick: So let's pit two of the best of them against each other in a fight to the death!
Wiz: Samurai Jack, the warrior prince lost in time.
Boomstick: And Afro Samurai, who's one cold-blooded mother-effer.
Samurai Jack vs. Afro Samurai introduction

Boomstick: If my ex-wives have taught me anything, it's that there's no real limit to crazy.
Wiz: Like Carnage, Marvel's dangerously insane psychopath.
Boomstick: Or Lucy, the messed-up murder-lady from Elfen Lied.
Wiz: Elfen Leed. It's German.
Boomstick: Yeah, whatever.
Carnage vs. Lucy introduction

Wiz: Across this vast world of different nations with different people, it is the clash of opinions which truly divides us. However, there is one universal truth which absolutely everyone can agree on.
Boomstick: Giant robots are frickin' awesome! Like Optimus Prime, the original G1 Transformer.
Wiz: And the RX-78-2, the original Mobile Suit Gundam.
Boomstick: These aren't just any robots; they're the old-school classics — the first of their kind and we're in for a robo-battle of East versus West.
Wiz: Well, Optimus was originally a Japanese toy-
Optimus Prime vs. Gundam introduction

Wiz: In a world where superhumans can fly through the sky or lift buildings over their head, it takes a lot more than a pair of tights for a mere mortal to stand out in the crowd.
Boomstick: But these guys have it covered.
Wiz: Nightwing, the original protege of Batman.
Boomstick: And Daredevil, Marvel's man without fear.
Nightwing vs. Daredevil introduction

Wiz: Their rivalry is legendary. Their fame, unmatched. This battle has gone on for nearly three decades, but today, it finally comes to an end.
Boomstick: Mario, Nintendo's whimsical Italian turtle crusher.
Wiz: And Sonic the Hedgehog, Sega's specialist of speed.
Boomstick: Time to find out if Sega really does what Nintendon't!
Wiz: For this bout, we'll be using the same rules Death Battle has had for the past three years. Most importantly, the original video games will be our primary source for analysis.
Mario vs Sonic (2018) introduction

Wiz: Humans fear what they don't understand. Especially when it comes to the infinite potential of artificial intelligence.
Boomstick: Like Ultron, Marvel's mechanical mass murderer.
Wiz: And Sigma, the general of genocide from Mega Man X.
Ultron vs. Sigma introduction

Wiz: The finest warriors are never developed on their own. While some are simply molded by their enemies, the best usually seek the wisdom of a master.
Boomstick: ...Who for some reason is a weird old pervert. Like Roshi, turtle hermit and teacher to Dragon Ball's greatest hero.
Wiz: And Jiriya, the Toad Sage and instructor to the most famous ninja of all.
Roshi vs. Jiriya introduction

Wiz: Power. Some spend entire lives in search of it while for others, it is their birthright. But what truly matters in the end is how it's used.
Boomstick: Like with Thanos, the ultimate villain of the Avengers.
Wiz: And Darkseid, arch-nemesis to the Justice League.
Thanos vs Darkseid introduction

Boomstick: You know the phrase “there’s plenty of fish in the sea”? Yeah, real obvious. But it turns out, there’s a bunch of superheroes down there, too!
Wiz: I don’t think you understand what that phrase means.
Boomstick: Like Aquaman, the king of Atlantis
Wiz: And Namor, the first mutant and... also king of Atlantis.
Aquaman vs Namor introduction

Wiz: Mega Man may be an icon by himself, but others have carried on his legacy, creating real immortality.
Boomstick: Immortality? Not on this show! Time to find out which Mega Man is the most mega of the men.
Wiz: While there are many versions of the character to choose from...
(cut to a clip of the Mega Man from Captain N: The Game Master)
Wiz: Not that one, this battle will feature the five most prominent: The classic era Mega Man.
Boomstick: Mega Man X.
Wiz: Volnutt, from the Legends series.
Boomstick: Battle Network's MegaMan.EXE.
Wiz: And the alien Star Force Mega Man.
Mega Man Battle Royale introduction

Wiz: Some people are born to be heroes or villains. But many are thrust upon these roles with very little regard, and must simply make the best of their new, stressful life.
Boomstick: Like Black Widow, the covert enemy-turned-ally of the Avengers.
Wiz: And Widowmaker, the deadly - but unwilling - adversary of Overwatch.
Black Widow vs. Widowmaker introduction

Wiz: Many with great power choose to take up the responsibility of being a hero, but for others, it is thrust upon them when they least expect it.
Boomstick: Like Captain Marvel, the high flying Avenger.
Wiz: And Shazam, the literal boy turned hero of the Justice League.
Captain Marvel vs. Shazam introduction

Wiz: It's a lesson every hero has to learn someday. Just because your enemy is a little on the chubby side doesn't mean he is a pushover.
Boomstick: Are you talking about me?
Wiz: I'm talking about Wario, the greedy and repulsive rival to Mario.
Boomstick: And King Dedede, the royal nemesis to everybody's favorite pink puffball Kirby.
Wario vs. King Dedede introduction

Wiz: For years, humans have gazed at the stars, contemplating the possibilities of first contact with an alien race. Will we exchange gifts of peace, or weapons of war?
Boomstick: Weapons. Definitely weapons. Like these ones!
Wiz: Ben 10, protector of Earth and wielder of the Omnitrix.
Boomstick: And the Green Lantern, galactic lawman and bearer of the Power Ring.
Ben 10 vs. Green Lantern introduction

Boomstick: They're cold as ice! They're willing to sacrifice!
Wiz: Today, we're pitting together two queens of ice, born into powerful, if troubled, families.
Boomstick: Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee Dust Company and member of the huntress team RWBY.
Wiz: And Mitsuru Kirijo, heiress to the Kirijo Group and member of the Persona-wielding SEES.
Weiss Schnee vs. Mitsuru Kirijo introduction

Wiz: Whether it be to save the world or benefit themselves, every warrior has a different reason for fighting.
Boomstick: But when they're also a kickass celebrity, all that matters is they bring the hype!
Wiz: Johnny Cage, the stuntman turned legendary hero of Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: And Captain Falcon, the racer turned bounty hunter on the track of F-Zero.
Johnny Cage vs. Captain Falcon introduction

Wiz: The elements make up every aspect of the world we live in, and no average person can tame them.
Boomstick: But somehow, these kids can master them with a vengeance!
Wiz: Like Aang, the Avatar.
Boomstick: And Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist.
Aang vs. Edward Elric introduction

Wiz: Whether it be justice, vengeance, or the thrill of the kill, bounty hunting isn't for the faint of heart.
Boomstick: Especially when your usual targets are superheroes.
Wiz: The Ghost Rider, Marvel's relentless spirit of vengeance.
Boomstick: And Lobo, the spacehogging main man of DC Comics.
Ghost Rider vs. Lobo introduction

Wiz: Whether they are benevolent deities or harbingers of doom, dragons... are freakin' awesome.
Boomstick: Hell yeah! Especially the robot kind. Like the Dragonzord, piloted by the Green Power Ranger.
Wiz: And Kiryu, the dangerous and mysterious Mechagodzilla.
Dragonzord vs. Mechagodzilla introduction

Wiz: They're grim, nihilistic and dreadfully ominous. Even when they fight on the side of good, they'll never crack a smile, or share in the reward.
Boomstick: Oh, great. We're talking about edgelords, aren't we?
Wiz: Sasuke, rival to Naruto and solitary survivor to the Uchiha Clan.
Boomstick: And Hiei, rival to Yusuke Urameshi and lonely orphan to demons. Neat!
Sasuke vs. Hiei introduction

Wiz: Fame may be fleeting, and wealth, ephemeral, but true evil never dies.
Boomstick: It just comes back with a god damn second health bar!
Wiz: Ganondorf, the calamitous demon king of Princess Zelda's Hyrule.
Boomstick: And Dracula, the everlasting vampire lord of Castlevania.
Ganondorf vs. Dracula introduction

Wiz: There are plenty of talented people in the world, but even then, only a select few have the honor of being called prodigy.
Boomstick: But being a prodigy can get to one's head. Or, ONE's head, if you know what I'm saying. Because, 'cause, y'know, the guy who made both these characters is called ONE? So... yeah.
Wiz: Mob, the reluctant psychic powerhouse from Mob Psycho 100.
Boomstick: And Tatsumaki, the fearless, ferocious esper from One Punch Man.
Mob vs. Tatsumaki introduction

Boomstick: You sure this is gonna work? This'll shut him up for good?
Wiz: Trust me, it's the perfect plan.
Boomstick: Okay, let's get started.

Wiz: To most of us, the laws of reality are unbending rules we never question.
Boomstick: Even for us! But for some people, they're more like... guidelines.
Wiz: Such as Deadpool, Marvel's merc with a micropenis.
Boomstick: And The Mask, a total chad who just oozes big-dick energy.
Wiz: ...Huh. Could've sworn that would get his attention.
Boomstick: (slower than usual) He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: (also slower than usual) And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win-
Deadpool: My third Death Battle! Ha! Wait, what was that about a micrope- (cut off by title card)
Deadpool vs. the Mask introduction

Boomstick: Let's be real; Superheroes with super strength are like rabbits. They're everywhere.
Wiz: But when a hero uses that strength to inspire others, they truly stand out from the crowds.
Boomstick: Like All Might, the symbol of peace from My Hero Academia.
Wiz: And Might Guy, master of ninja combat and bushy brows, from Naruto.
All Might vs. Might Guy introduction

Wiz: Throughout the Earths of Marvel and DC Comics, there are hundreds- no, thousands of superheroes saving the day. But what if I told you there were even more across the multiverse?
Boomstick: Oh, great! As if we don't have enough to keep track of already!
Wiz: Miles Morales, the Spider-Man of Marvel's Earth-1610.
Boomstick: And Static, the electric genius from DC's Dakotaverse.
Miles Morales vs. Static introduction

Wiz: It's a trope we're all familiar with. The Damsel in Distress crying for help.
Boomstick: Uh, yeah, Wiz, I don't think that's the case here, because these two are the opposite: If you ever hear them cry, you're dead.
Wiz: Black Canary, the blonde bare-knuckle brawler of DC Comics.
Boomstick: And Sindel, the literal scream queen from Mortal Kombat.
Black Canary vs. Sindel introduction

Boomstick: When I was a kid, there was nothing better than watching my Saturday Morning 'toons. That's where I learned all my badass karate moves!
Wiz: The 80s and 90s certainly gave us some memorable characters and epic playground rivalries.
Boomstick: Like Leonardo, the head honcho of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Wiz: And Jason Lee Scott, leader of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.
Leonardo vs. Red Ranger Jason introduction

Boomstick: Sometimes, the most awesome heroes aren't born; they're made. Like when I got my shotgun leg!
Wiz: Well, at least some heroes know what to do with their new abilities.
Boomstick: Like Genos, the cyborg sidekick of One Punch Man.
Wiz: And War Machine, best friend and understudy to Marvel's Iron Man.
Genos vs. War Machine introduction

Wiz: The element of ice is cold and unforgiving.
Boomstick: Literally!
Wiz: Only in an equally frigid and unmerciful land can one understand its true potential.
Boomstick: Like Gray Fullbuster, ice mage of the Fairy Tail guild.
Wiz: And Esdeath, the imperial general from Akame Ga Kill.
Gray vs. Esdeath introduction

Wiz: Bruce Lee once said "I don't believe in different ways of fighting. We all have two arms and two legs, so that is why I believe there should only be one way of fighting."
Boomstick: Clearly, he never met these two four-armed fighters with four forearms!
Wiz: Goro, the half-dragon prince of Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: And Machamp, the fighting-type Pokémon from the Kanto region.
Goro vs. Machamp introduction

Wiz: Mankind has always looked to the past with regret for mistakes, and to the future for the chance to correct them. But what if the past and future could be visited at the same time?
Boomstick: I'd say buckle up, but where we're going, we don't need seatbelts. Wait, was that the right quote?
Wiz: Cable, the time-travelling warrior mutant from Marvel.
Boomstick: And Booster Gold, the greatest DC Comics hero you've never heard of.
Cable vs. Booster Gold introduction

Wiz: Heroes come in many different forms. Some are heroic protectors of justice, and others are the teachers who guide us to a brighter future.
Boomstick: And sometimes, they're both! Like Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Jedi Master of the Galactic Republic, from Star Wars.
Wiz: and Kakashi Hatake, the Sixth Hokage of the Hidden Leaf and mentor to Naruto.
Obi-Wan Kenobi vs Kakashi introduction

Wiz: There's a thin line between the natural and the supernatural.
Boomstick: And for some reason, the weirdest of powers keep showin' up in teens. When's it gonna be our turn?
Wiz: Danny Phantom, Amity Park's half-human half-ghost superhero.
Boomstick: And Jake Long, the hip American Dragon of New York City.
Danny Phantom vs Jake Long introduction

Boomstick: Not every princess need some Knight in Shining Armor they've never met to rescue them.
Wiz: Some even take it upon themselves to protect other lands they've never known.
Boomstick: Like She-Ra, the Princess of Power in Etheria.
Wiz: And Wonder Woman, the warrior princess of the Amazons.
She-Ra vs. Wonder Woman introduction

Wiz: Everything that lives must die. Everything that is created must be destroyed. So sayeth these vanguards of the apocalypse.
Boomstick: Badass! But... why've they gotta be a golden ballerina and a purple cat?
Wiz: Lord Beerus, Dragon Ball's almighty God of Destruction...
Boomstick: ...and Empress Galaxia, the Sailor Scout of Destruction from Sailor Moon.
Beerus vs. Sailor Galaxia introduction

Boomstick: With all those cool anime heroes out there, there's bound to be plenty with angsty daddy issues.
Wiz: You mean like you?
Boomstick (With anime-style tears): Don't be silly, Wiz. I'm not an anime character. Like Prince Zuko, the firebending hunter of the Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Wiz: And Shoto Todoroki, the prodigal son of fire and ice from My Hero Academia.
Zuko vs. Shoto Todoroki introduction

Wiz: Speed. It's the ultimate sensation on the human body.
Boomstick: And today, we're pitting together two of the fastest characters out there!
Wiz: To these two, speed is far more than simply moving fast. Wally West, the Fastest Flash from DC Comics.
Boomstick: And Sonic from Archie Comics. The most supersonic Sonic of all the Sonics!
Wally West vs. Archie Sonic introduction

Wiz: Sidekicks, every good superhero, or world-conquering scientist, needs one, right Boomstick?
Boomstick: That's right! Hey! I think we all know which one of us is the real sidekick here.
Wiz: Such as the Winter Soldier, Marvel's brainwashed assassin.
Boomstick: And Red Hood, DC's resurrected Robin turned vigilante.
Winter Soldier vs. Red Hood introduction

Boomstick: It's always nice to have a best friend attached to your hip, like me and my shotgun leg.
Wiz: But these two take their "friends" even further than that.
Boomstick: Venom, the lethal symbiote and Spider Man's best frenemy.
Wiz: And Crona, the deadly demon sword from Soul Eater.
Venom vs. Crona introduction

Wiz: Sir Thomas Browne once said "Every man is his own greatest enemy, and, as it were, his own executioner." For many, every day is a struggle to restrain the beast within.
Boomstick: Or else you might turn into a big ol' hulking werewolf!
Wiz: Such as Sabrewulf, the savage wolf-man of Killer Instinct.
Boomstick: And Jon Talbain, the kung-fu canine Darkstalker.
Sabrewulf vs. Jon Talbain introduction

Boomstick: Edison vs. Tesla. Coke vs. Pepsi. Goku vs. Superman...
Wiz: Few rivalries have lasted two decades or spawned epic battles like our second favourite series, Red vs. Blue.
Boomstick: With the Red Team, even though most of them don't actually wear red.
Wiz: And the Blue Team, their perpetually ocean-coloured rivals. For this battle, we'll be bringing these two groups back to where it all started.
Boomstick: To find out what would have happened had they stopped dicking around and actually just fought for real.
Wiz: Just to note, we will be locking any artificial intelligence characters within their own primary bodies, since they're generally invincible unless they stumble into an EMP.
Boomstick: You mean an Emp.
Wiz: What?
Red vs. Blue introduction

Wiz: Who run the world?.
Boomstick: The ladies! So obviously there's a bunch of awesome crime-fighting chicks out there.
Wiz: Like Barbara Gordon, DC Comic's vigilante known as Batgirl.
Boomstick: And Marvel's Gwen Stacy, the one you know as Spider-Gwen.
Batgirl vs. Spider-Gwen introduction

Boomstick: There are so many heroes with crazy, over-the-top superpowers, but there's one class of character everyone respects.
Wiz: The master of the martial arts.
Boomstick: Like Sanji, the sous chef of the Straw Hat Pirates searching for the One Piece.
Wiz: And Rock Lee, the hard working ninja warrior from the village of Naruto.
Sanji vs. Rock Lee introduction

Wiz: As primal as the ground we walk on and the air we breathe, anger can keep us alive or doom us forever.
Boomstick: Well, on that fun note, let's jump into our season finale!
Wiz: First up is The Incredible Hulk, Marvel's mean, green, world-breaking machine.
Wiz: Then there's Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan from Dragon Ball.
Hulk vs. Broly introduction

Wiz: Yoda, the legendary Jedi Master of Star Wars fame.
Boomstick: And King Mickey, His Highness of Disney Castle from Kingdom Hearts.
Wiz: These two have proven time and time again that size matters not.
Boomstick: But let's see which of these tiny titans can swing their way to victory in a one-on-one duel.
Yoda vs. King Mickey introduction

Wiz: Shadow the Hedgehog, powerhouse of chaos and rival to Sonic.
Boomstick: And Ryūko Matoi, the teen fighter in life fibers from Kill la Kill.
Wiz: These two may be tryhard incarnate, but when the chips are down, who is the deadliest edgelord of them all?
Shadow vs. Ryūko Matoi introduction

Wiz: Lex Luthor, CEO of LexCorp and nemesis to Superman.
Boomstick: And Doctor Doom, King of Latveria and doom of the Fantastic Four.
Wiz: The intellect of these two evildoers is unmatched in their own worlds.
Boomstick: But what happens when the geniuses of these spiteful nerds collide?
Lex Luthor vs. Doctor Doom introduction

Wiz: Heihachi Mishima, billionaire megalomanic behind the King of the Iron Fist.
Boomstick: And Geese Howard, karate kingpin behind the King of Fighters.
Wiz: These two ruthless businessmen are as talented at martial arts...
Boomstick: As they are terrible at being dads! But whose fury will prove the most fatal?
Heihachi Mishima vs. Geese Howard introduction

Wiz: Blake Belladonna, the feline Huntress from RWBY.
Boomstick: And Mikasa Ackerman, the giant-killing scout from Attack on Titan.
Wiz: These two reluctant heroes are fighting for a better world.
Boomstick: What'll happen when they go toe-to-toe to see who's the swingiest and the cuttiest?
Blake vs. Mikasa introduction

Wiz: Danny Rand, Marvel's immortal Iron Fist.
Boomstick: And Po, the chosen Kung Fu Panda.
Wiz: The way of kung-fu can be full of hardship, but these two unlikely masters have shown that with the right training and determination, anyone can walk the path of the Dragon Warrior.
Iron Fist vs. Po introduction

Wiz: Steven Universe, a superpower half human half gem teenager.
Boomstick: And Star Butterfly, wild child princess from another dimension
Wiz: They both struggle with their responsibilities to save the world. But when pitting against each other who's heroics will triumph?
Steven Universe vs. Star Butterfly introduction

Wiz: Link, the courageous and determined hero of Hyrule.
Boomstick: And Cloud Strife, sword-swinging, spiky-haired Sephiroth slayer.
Wiz: Each are powerful warriors in their own right, but in a fight to the death, which one will win?
Link vs. Cloud (2021) introduction

A fight between a half-demon superhero and a magical pony, narrated by a redneck and a scientist, sponsored by a mech videogame and comfortable underwear. Death Battle, ladies and gentlemen!

    Fight Like a Devil Lyrics 
Better start moving, I'm throwing a Shoryuken
Thinking you the best? Then prove it and start dukin'
And I fire quick that hit you with God Fist
Show the flip arm twist, your threats are harmless
I'm the Rogue Warrior, walking around in dysphoria
All your moves are flashy trash, I'm ignoring em'!
Everywhere that I roam I'm a foreigner,
Better hear me your warning's up
'fore I leave a mark on yo chest for the coroner.

I'm Jin Kazama, I'm bringing the drama
I'm a kick the flame out ya dragon mouth
Just tap out!
The whole world's against me,
So what's another peon?
You rattle the blood inside of me
You'll be dead to the eons
You, you ain't ready to face the hard streets,
I'm rocking mach speed,
and Tatsumaki Hurricane for ya pain,
I just knock my foes, and if you last a few rounds, I got the Dark Hadou

I got the lightning, frightening
that everybody fighting
I make a world crisis, whenever I get excited
I can knock you through stages, and level streets
and if you pass a few rounds,
I bring the Devil Gene! yeah
Revigor my V-Trigger
and be quicker
You can't manage, your soul vanish
do stun damage,
I go frantic with every move when I'm hyper
Uppercut to the gut,
I'm 'bout to tear ya life up.

Fight! It's a war, lift your hands!
Power up to see who can stand
Let's Fight! Hear the roar, from the fans?
Who can win with moves and commands?
Fight! It's a war, lift your hands!
Power up to see who can stand
Let's Fight! Hear the roar, from the fans?
Who can win with moves and commands?


I got a feeling the power's building,
I am ill all night,
I've been concealing it now,
wielding it real in fright,
and if this enemy stop defending,
it end on sight,
but don't remember it's disassembled
you will to fight.
I got a feeling the power's building,
I am ill all night,
I've been concealing it now,
wielding it real in fright,
and if this enemy stop defending,
it end on sight,
but don't remember it's disassembled
you will to fight.

Fight! It's a war, lift your hands!
Power up to see who can stand
Let's Fight! Hear the roar, from the fans?
Who can win with moves and commands?
Fight! It's a war, lift your hands!
Power up to see who can stand
Let's Fight! Hear the roar, from the fans?
Who can win with moves and commands?


    Mighty Lyrics 

Doesn't matter time or place,
If I hear you call my name,
Know that everything will be okay!
With a smile on my face,
I will face that darkest day,
They rely on me when it all needs saved!

I've held the weight of the world,
And I carry the fire,
A symbol of hope, A symbol of peace,
A man to admire!
I burn as intense as the sun,
With passion and desire,
Unlock every Gate,
Whatever it takes when the fight's looking dire!

I'll Never Give Up!

Doesn't matter time or place,
If I hear you call my name,
Know that everything will be okay!
With a smile on my face,
I will face the darkest day,
They rely on me when it all needs saved!

There's an era approaching when I'll,
When I'll have to pass on the torch,
When you'll follow in these steps,
On the path that I've scorched!
There'll come a time when I'm wearing down,
But you can rest assured,
That it isn't now!

Dig Deeper!

Doesn't matter time or place,
If I hear you call my name,
Know that everything will be okay!
With a smile on my face,
I will face the darkest day,
They rely on me when it all needs saved!

    Wings of Iron lyrics 
I'm hard!
Cold steel!
A cyber battle-ready cosmonaut!
Slice it up!
Shoot to kill!
It's only you and I, someone's dying tonight!

Is it the spark that ignites?
Or the pilot inside with the will to survive?
In the fire, through the fight!
In the emptiness of space, we prove our might!

Riding on wings of iron!
Victory forged in fire!
Stoking the funeral pyre!
We are limitless!
Out here in outer space,
A contest of the modern age
Rages on and engulfs the flames!
We are limitless!

Is it the spark that ignites?
Or the pilot inside with the will to survive?
In the fire, through the fight!
In the emptiness of space, we prove our might!

Riding on wings of iron!
Victory forged in fire!
Stoking the funeral pyre!
We are limitless!
Out here in outer space,
A contest of the modern age
Rages on and engulfs the flames!
We are limitless!

    Watts Up Danger Lyrics 
Dígame! "Along with this great power comes responsibility."
See the lightning mighty close, I'll never swing away!
I see you running, Adiós! Bet I won't see ya later!
Forgive me, but can I be honest? I'm fully transparent.
You ride on trash cans, shocking you'd be my next match!
I'm running all over the walls, sticking and moving I brawl!
You'll never see me at all, you're taking the fall!
I gotta pray for them all! Spider-Man answer the call!

You ain't ready for the Static! Don't act dramatic! Break you down like it's mathematics!
I'm the hero! You can check my status! Step on up! You think you the baddest?
I'm magnetic and I'm athletic! Wanna battle? Get the mask ready!
Try to act steady, my attacks heavy! Boy your Venom Blast just a tad petty!
Heard your daddy's a cop, then you should hide in his precinct!
Before I take a weekend and sequence, leave you weakened and bleeding!
You're so pathetic, better call your mom, I know she's a medic!
I'm 'bout to hit you with a force that's electromagnetic!

Miles: Let's go to war, I'm seeing red when I walk on the edge!
Static: Yeah, I'm tearing through the net! I gotta shock for the webs!
Miles: I'm exploding through the air, 'bout to snatch you outta your dreads!
Static: Burn you right out of your threads! Let's battle up to the death!
You better step back, check that, you don't wanna fight!
I'll leave your head cracked, chest smashed, won't make it through the night!
You better step back, check that, you don't wanna fight!
I'll leave your head cracked, chest smashed, won't make it through the night!
Turn it up!

Virgil, I'ma be completely emphatic. You can never beat me with a frequency, all they gonna hear is some static.
Picking all apart your composure, then put away the spark, "Nice to know ya!"
Onto the next though, you ain't no Electro, better get a charge on your motor!
Venom is stunning electric in front of me, you ain't a threat to my senses(ain't tingling)!
Insulation is a valid defense, and a drop of water I'm about to dispense!
Choose to stop by a gym, run another three miles home!
Or run to DC all you want, 'cause you'll be never Miles-tone!

Let's go blow for blow, get a broken nose! Feel my volts as you overload!
Realest hero up in here! You think you better? You just a joke!
You're not even the best in the Spider-Verse! Got a fighter's chance, but you ain't even better than Spider-Ham!
I got a lightning hand for you, you a brat, living spoil!
All the girls just avoid you, at your school, they ignore you!
I'm the hero in the streets with the powers off the meter!
So just focus on your features, turn invisible and beat it!

Miles: Let's go to war, I'm seeing red when I walk on the edge!
Static: Yeah, I'm tearing through the net! I gotta shock for the webs!
Miles: I'm exploding through the air, 'bout to snatch you outta your dreads!
Static: Burn you right out of your threads! Let's battle up to the death!
You better step back, check that, you don't wanna fight!
I'll leave your head cracked, chest smashed, won't make it through the night!
You better step back, check that, you don't wanna fight!
I'll leave your head cracked, chest smashed, won't make it through the night!
Turn it up!

    Lost Ice Storms Lyrics 
(hell's more likely to freeze)
I'm seeing my breath in the wind
can't believe this is happening again
(just bleed)
you thought you'd just come disrespect me?
where I'm from, yeah, we call that a sin

tension in the atmosphere,
and yet my mind is clear,
cause I don't have no time to feel fear
(well there's your mistake,
cause I can't wait to watch you break)

(your blood on the snow
goes from boiling to cold.
heart beating so slow,
once the frostbite takes hold.)
temperature lowers degree by degree
the perfect arena for me -
when even the air is beginning to freeze,
and it's only getting

COLDER. (It all fades to white, hope you got your closure)
COLDER. (don't close your eyes, this isn't over)
UNTIL IT'S OVER. (your final mistake when you chose to face me)
OH. (hell's more likely to freeze)

Remember you started this fight,
what a lack of foresight,
it's cute that you think you'll survive
You must be out of your mind,
such a waste, that you came here to die.
(you took the words from my mouth -
soon the only guild that you'll serve is a box in the ground
temperature still going down,
crystals around, and it's only getting)

COLDER. (It all fades to white, hope you got your closure)
COLDER. (don't close your eyes, this isn't over)
(your final mistake when you chose to face me)
(hell's more likely to freeze)

    Blood Moon Lyrics 
Reveal my monstrous nature!
Flooded in blood by the weight of my curse
No time for heroes or saviors in this
night shows the reflected white in my eyes
by the moonlight

I'm not sure I can cling to the shreds of my mind!

I can't concede, who's the beast and who am I? Where do I draw the line?

Claws and teeth, flesh and heat,

Am I a man or beast?

Claws and teeth, flesh and heat,

Was it the monster or me?

Blood Moon, I won't give into you!
Blood Moon, losing myself into this
Blood Moon has me...

Lycanthropic intentions envelop me!

Blood Moon, I won't give into you!
Blood Moon, losing myself into this
Blood Moon has me blind
Driving me out of my mind!

No time for heroes or goddamn saviors! (Goddamn saviors!)

Primal pulses polluting and pounding my brain

I know you're the same!
Ancient urges this curse has awakened in me
I know that you are the same!

I've lost my mind, blurred the line in between
the monster and me,

I've lost my humanity!
    Chaos Unraveled Lyrics 
See the chaos in me, losing control with every fiber of my being
See the chaos in me, losing control

Embrace the chaos vengeance brings

Unleash a twisted scream
with all the weight of a fake,
You embrace your fate so readily
you could never be like me

Angels singing immaculately as the threads you're pulling unraveling all of me,
I saw that moment, still frozen in time!
A shadow leading the blind!

I've paid in blood, paved the way for the changes I thought I should,
all for the greater good,
but I'll fight like the fucking devil wishes he could

Hail to the king of the misery
Go on and lose your way, let's just see where it leads!
It's always back to me.

Angels singing immaculately as the threads you're pulling unraveling all of me,
I saw that moment, still frozen in time!
A shadow leading the blind!

Angels singing immaculately as the threads you're pulling unraveling all of me,
I saw that moment, still frozen in time!
A shadow leading the blind!

I've paid my weight in blood,
paved the way for the changes I thought I should,
all for the greater good,
but I'll fight like the fucking devil wishes he could
    Thunder Shroud Lyrics 
Now the sky's raining blood!
Everything that I love's falling away
And there's no escape!

From shadows we rise
The curse of a bloodline
That's fated to fight just to survive (just to survive)
Giving our hearts and minds
From the day we were born we knew this is how we might die


Now the sky's raining blood!
Everything that I love's falling away
And there's no escape!

Ringing so clear in my ears,
The terror of voices that cry out in fear
In this war! this endless war!
They gave you their lives and you still need more!

You monsters are people
Despite all the evil
You monsters are people
Despite all the evil

Now the sky's raining blood!
Everything that I love's falling away
And there's no escape!

Raining down from above!
Watch the sky open up, taking everything away
And there's still no escape!

You monsters are people
Despite all the evil
You monsters are people
Despite all the evil
    Suit Yourself Lyrics 
Who said that talk is cheap?
Well they ain't never met me
I'm a bona fide, certified
New age king

heavy crown
Come around just to cut you down, this town ain't
Big enough
For the both of us

Locked yourself away inside that ivory tower,
It's easy to see why delusions of power
Would sink into your bones
You need to learn to let it go

Whoa oh oh
You act so above it all
Whoa oh oh
Let it go, let it go, lose control

All that money couldn't buy you class, I'll prove
It doesn't take a superman to kick your ass
Mr. Wayne, bring the pain, as if you ever could
Gonna dust you, leave you saying you don't feel so good

One more time
Come on and prove me right

Whoa oh oh
You act so above it all
Whoa oh oh
Let it go, let it go, lose control
     Reverse Rosé Lyrics 
A face so familiar, burning memories
of an enemy
the fate of a killer, fulfilling destiny
giving everything

In time, I'll leave this world purified

A tragic case of mistaken identity
Thought it was him, but it was me

Obsession hanging over my head like a noose
Perfection visualized resembles the death of you

A face so familiar, burning memories
of an enemy
the fate of a killer, fulfilling destiny
giving everything

In time, I'll leave this world purified

A tragic case of mistaken identity
Thought it was him, but it was me

Obsession hanging over my head like a noose
Perfection visualized resembles the death of you


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