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    Wizard and Boomstick Quotes 
"I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle."

Wizard, introducing Death Battle

"It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!"
Boomstick, before the Death Battle starts.

Well, that world's fucked. Our bad!
Boomsick after Metal Sonic kills Dr. Eggman and Dr. Wily in Dr. Eggman vs Dr. Wily.

"He somehow carries around a boomerang and tons of bombs, along with a hookshot which helps him zip line his way around and brings things to him. Man, that really would've helped to get that last beer all those times on the couch. Probably still be married."
"Doubt it."
Boomstick discussing Link's arsenal and musing on his divorce.

Boomstick: Yep. After absorbing a giant pterodactyl's soul... oookay... [Godzilla] gained the power to boost his breath to the red spiral ray...
Wiz: ...an attack so deadly it only took a few blasts to obliterate the more powerful clone of himself, Space-Godzilla.
Boomstick: WHAT, Space-Godzilla?!
Wiz: Yes, Space-Godzilla is a thing, moving on.
Boomstick: Ooh...
— The hosts discussing Godzilla

So how did this thing come about?! 'Did a turtle get really drunk one night and then come across a tank and was like "Eh, I'll put my dick in that!" Then 9 months later the tank showed up at his door and was like "BOOM, this is yours." Then he raised it out of shame until one day it evolved and all the other turtles were like "THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!" So then they all started banging tanks?!
Boomstick theorizing Blastoise's origins

Boomstick: How long has [Roshi] been doin' this?
Wiz: Well, it's a little vague, but thanks to either a pet phoenix he accidentally killed or the mysterious Paradise Herb, he's just shy of 360 years old.
Boomstick: Damn! I'm just impressed he can still get it up for the girls after all that time.
Wiz: Boomstick, thaaat's... well, I mean, yes, I guess medically speaking it is quite impressive...
— The hosts discussing Master Roshi

    Character Dialogue 

"You're mine."

Samus before she blows off Boba Fett's head.

"Good night, Sugar!"

Rogue, after giving Wonder Woman a kiss of death.

"Nya ha! Nya ha! Nya ha! Nyaow I'm bored."

Taokaka after chopping Felicia in half.

"You're pissing me off."

Spawn after getting tackled by Kratos.

Shadow: There you are! I knew I sensed an extraordinary power around here.
Vegeta: Well that certainly sounds like me. Um... who, and what, are you?
Shadow: I am Shadow the Hedgehog. The Ultimate Life Form!
Vegeta: Ultimate Life Form? A weird looking rat, is an Ultimate Llfe Form? HAHAHAHA! That's a laugh. Word of advice, freak: you're little on the short side if you're trying to be threatening.
Shadow: Funny. I was going to say the same thing about you.
Vegeta: ...You've just sealed your fate, fool.
— Intro dialogue in Vegeta VS Shadow

"Pathetic. Before you die, let me show you a True Ultimate Life Form!"
Vegeta, to Shadow before transforming into a Super Saiyan.

"Tell me hedgehog, does a lab rat like you experience fear?"
Vegeta, in his Super Saiyan form.

"You have... no idea... who you're dealing with!"
Shadow, before transforming into Super Shadow

Shadow: Behold the true power I possess!
Vegeta: Wow... what a ripoff.
Vegeta's reaction to Super Shadow.

Sonic: Alright, chubby. Let's settle this!
Mario: Let's-a-go!
Sonic and Mario's opening words to each other.

"You're too slow!"
Sonic to Mega Mario.

"Who dares challenge the mighty Starscream?"
Starscream

Starscream: A pony? I'll crush you in an instant! Prepare to be annihilated.
Rainbow Dash: You talk a lot.
Starscream and Rainbow Dash

"Well... I don't know. I mean, I know should love and tolerate, but..."
Rainbow Dash when Starscream begs for mercy.

Wily: Haha! Your minions are outmatched!
Eggman: No matter. Get a load of this!
Wily and Eggman when Eggman's badniks are easily destroyed by Wily's robots.

"I walk a path with no end."
Ryu, after vaporizing Scorpion's skin off with a Shinku Hadoken. It doesn't work.

Lex Luthor: "Fool. You're just like all the rest - building a suit to save the world, trying to play God. Let me tell you something, Stark! There's only man in the world meant to play such a role: Me."
Iron Man: "I don't know, Lex. Being a God can't be too hard. I mean... I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet. I'm not playing God. All this time, I've been playing human."
Iron Man vs. Lex Luthor, Tony and Lex's respective back-to-back Badass Boasts

Raiden: "Who the hell are you? Get out of my way!"
Wolverine: "Fat chance, bub... you're next!"
Wolverine vs. Raiden pre-fight

Raiden: "I'll just have to swing harder then!"
Wolverine vs. Raiden, when Wolverine recovers from Raiden's attacks

Yang: "Hello~, no need to panic, people, just looking for someone. I will take a Strawberry Sunrise, though. No ice. Thanks."
Tifa: "Sorry, miss. I think you'd better turn yourself around and look elsewhere."
Yang: "...so...does this mean no Sunrise...?"
Yang vs. Tifa pre-fight

Bayonetta: "Another wandering lost soul, I see."
Dante: "Lost? Nah. I'm looking for something called the Left Eye. Care to give me a hand? Could be fun."
Bayonetta: "Hmph. I see. But if you're looking for the Left Eye, that would make you either an angel... or a demon."
Dante vs. Bayonetta pre-fight

Dante: "After you."
Dante vs. Bayonetta, while Dante and Bayonetta have frozen time with Quicksilver and Witch Time

Quicksilver: Flash? The hell? What's going on?
Flash: You're in the Speed Force. My Speed Force. I'm sure you feel it; the raw energy coursing all around you? This is the source of my power. And here, I. AM. KING!
Flash vs. Quicksilver, when Flash takes the battle into the Speed Force

Joker: Okay... let's, let's talk about this. Killing someone from inside a tin can? That's no fun! The cold of their skin... The blankness of their eyes... The reveal, of who they really are... So much better when you savor all the little emotions... right?
Sweet Tooth: Right... I want to see you bleed... I want to watch you die...
Joker: Just... one more lesson, capiche? The best kind of punchline... is the one you don't see coming!
The Joker vs. Sweet Tooth, when Sweet Tooth moves in on an injured Joker

Mewtwo: You are not welcome here. Leave this place.
Shadow: What's your problem, freak?!
Mewtwo: I know not its name. But it is black, red, and very annoying.
Mewtwo vs Shadow, pre-fight

Hulk: You break buildings good... BUT HULK BREAK WORLDS!
Hulk vs. Doomsday, when Hulk becomes the World Breaker

Zoro: Oh! Sorry, lady. Could you point me in the way of the shipyard? I've been looking around for hours...
Erza: Aha! You're the one I'm looking for! Come peacefully and you won't be harmed.
Zoro: Sorry, I'm busy. Maybe later.
Erza: Then we'll have to do this the hard way...
Zoro: I told you I'm busy!
Roronoa Zoro vs. Erza Scarlet, pre-fight

Nate: Hey there! I'm guessing the whole "finders keepers" rule isn't gonna apply...
Lara: Cut the chit-chat! The grail's coming with me. Either walk away, or die right here. Choose wisely...
Nate: Okay, missy. First rule about me: I don't walk away.
Lara Croft vs. Nathan Drake, pre-fight

Hunk: I think I found the dinosaurs...
Power Rangers vs. Voltron, when the Rangers call upon their Zords.

TJ Combo: "Think you've got what it takes to beat the champ?"
Balrog: "Heh, heh, heh... you won't even make it to Round 2, wimp!"
Ring Announcer: "Here we go! And... FIGHT!!!"
Balrog vs. TJ Combo, pre-fight

Balrog: "Come on, tiny! Just you and me!"
TJ Combo: "Bring it on, asshole!"
Balrog vs. TJ Combo, after Balrog knocks out the referee

Diana: "You! No man can enter Themyscira unannounced!"
Thor: "Stand down, wayward maiden. This sort of thing never turns out well for women like yourself."
Diana: "Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me."
Thor vs. Wonder Woman, pre-fight

Sephiroth: "Hmmm... you are powerful. I can see it."
Vergil: "Who are you?"
Sephiroth: "Your despair."
Sephiroth vs. Vergil, pre-fight

Sephiroth: "Behold: the truth."
Vergil: "What is that?!"
Sephiroth: "Super. Nova. I saw you could pierce the fabric of our dimension, so I cast an illusion to disguise this. Witness oblivion."
Sephiroth vs. Vergil, when Sephiroth performs Supernova

Black Panther: "To challenge a king is to face the might of his people!"
Batman: "I'll give them something to fear."
Black Panther vs. Batman, pre-fight

"The strong shall hunt the weak. That is the law of nature! And my rule is law!"
Black Panther as he beats down and kills Batman

Joseph: "OH NOOOO!!"
Kenshiro vs Jotaro pre-fight, as Joseph notices Kenshiro driving towards him and Jotaro

Jotaro: If you wanna go... I'll take you on.
Kenshiro: Pick the place. It will be where you die.
Jotaro: You've got some balls!
Kenshiro vs Jotaro, pre-fight. Note that lines are spoken in Japanese with English subtitles.

' "You're already dead."
Kenshiro as he reveals he struck one of Jotaro's pressure points, sealing Jotaro's fate.

"NANI?!"
Jotaro, in response to the above. It's the last thing Jotaro says before his death.

Sora: So, who's rear am I kicking this time?
Pit: Sorry to keep you waiting!
Sora vs. Pit, pre-fight.

Leon: "What are you doing? No-one's supposed to be here!"
Frank: "Never stopped me before, pal!"
Leon vs Frank, pre-fight.

Leon: "Give it up, man! You can't keep up with me!"
Frank: "You wanna bet? I've covered wars, ya know!"
Leon: "That's nice, but... I've fought in them."
— Partway through Leon vs Frank, they make this exchange.

Doctor Fate: Stephen Strange. It has come to my attention that there are two sorcerer supremes in this existence. I am here to resolve this embarrassment.
Doctor Strange: I see somebody needs a lesson in manners...
Doctor Strange vs Doctor Fate, pre-fight.

Jack: "Your sword smells of blood..."
Afro: "...so does yours."
Samurai Jack vs Afro Samurai, pre-fight.

Optimus: Vile Decepticon, I have been in battle for countless eons!
Optimus Prime vs RX-78-2 Gundam, mid-fight as Optimus mistakes the Gundam for a Decepticon.

Amuro: Not bad... I'm just better.
Optimus: I must stand... So you shall fall!
Optimus Prime vs RX-78-2 Gundam, mere moments before the finishing blow.

Daredevil: I know you're there. You can leave now, or I can drag you out. It's your choice.
Nightwing: Ooohhh, I'm shakin' in my boots... especially looking at the "prince of darkness". But that case over there is part of an investigation I've been working, so why don't you hand it over and I'll get it out of your horns?
Daredevil: ...
Nightwing: ...is that a "no", then?
Nightwing vs Daredevil, pre-fight.

Mario: Hello? That's-a mine!
Sonic: Finders keepers, pal!
Mario vs. Sonic (2018), pre-fight.

Sonic: Oh, shoot.
Mario: Ah, mamma-mia.
Mario vs. Sonic (2018), as Hyper Sonic, Rainbow Mario, and the Wing Cap all expire simultaneously in orbit.

Ultron: Hello, everyone. I'll accept your unconditional surrender now!
Sigma: At the risk of sounding cliche... You and What Army?
Ultron: Heh...
Ultron vs. Sigma, pre-fight

Sigma: (*as his head falls down a chasm*) Hehehehe...
Hell Sigma: I'll tear out your circuits... and bathe in your oil!
Ultron vs. Sigma, before Hell Sigma unleashes a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown.

Ultron: What gall. Lucky for me, I'm my own best backup. (*Ultron-7 destroys a nearby wall to reveal himself*)
Ultron-7: YOU'RE MINE!
Ultron vs. Sigma, right before Ultron-7 and Hell Sigma clash.

Sigma: You are powerful, possibly moreso than I. (*the Sigma Virus begins infecting Ultron*) But this battle was never about the physcial... My infection is complete! You belong to me!
Ultron: (*snickers*) Oh, please. (*instantly dispells the Sigma Virus*)
Sigma: What? What's this?! (*Ultron begins assimilating Sigma at a much faster rate*) NO! NOOO-- (*the assimilation is complete, turning the Sigma Virus into an extension of Ultron*)
Ultron: Everything belongs to me.
Ultron vs. Sigma, during their Battle in the Center of the Mind - which Ultron wins.

Jiriya: Who's this geezer?
Roshi: Hey, fuzz-for-brains! Where are the pictures? It's just words in here! (throws a book to the ground and begins stomping on it)
Jiriya: Pictures? You Fool! Words paint a thousand beautiful pictures all by themselves!
(several blows are traded)
Roshi: Jeez, don't take it personally! Not like you wrote the damn thing!
Jiriya: But I did!
Jiriya vs. Roshi gets started over a few insults.

Gamabunta: Jiriya, you buffoon! What's this about?
Jiriya: Hey there! Can you buy me some time?
Gamabunta: What!? I'm not your servant! I'm the chief toOHWOAH-!
Roshi: Get... off... my... lawn!
Jiriya vs. Roshi, as Gamabunta is summoned to the battle

Widowmaker: What makes you think you could sneak up on me?
Black Widow: I'm a goddamn Avenger!
Black Widow vs. Widowmaker, as the fight reaches close-quarters

Ben 10 (as Alien X): This is Alien X. He controls all of reality. This is over.
Green Lantern: I don't care what kinda power you've got!
Ben 10 vs. Green Lantern, as Hal's willpower counters Alien X's attempt to erase him from reality.

Weiss Schnee: How strong are you?
Mitsuru Kirijo: Strong enough!
Weiss vs. Mitsuru, as Mitsuru resummons Artemisia to heal herself. Weiss' line doubles as her Famous Last Words.
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     Death Battle Introductions 
Wiz: The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.
Boomstick: They blow shit up for cash.
Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. Boom!
Boba Fett vs Samus Aran introduction.

Wiz: Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat. Kings of the fighting genre. And every good fighter needs awesome villains.
Boomstick: Like Akuma, the ultimate badass of martial arts...
Wiz: ...And Shang Tsung, the sorceress vanguard of doom.
Akuma VS Shang Tsung introduction.

Wiz: Super-heroines. Millions have been drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.
Boomstick: Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn.
Wiz: Like Anna Marie, the Rogue...
Boomstick: ...and Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman.
Rogue VS Wonder Woman introduction.

Wiz: The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs...
Boomstick: ...And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.
Wiz: Every video game has its share of basic, endless, common enemies, and you can't get any more common than these two.
Boomstick: But which is the best of the worst?
Goomba VS Koopa introduction

Wiz: Capcom has produced hundreds of deadly warriors, but few can best these two hulking leviathans.
Boomstick: Haggar, the mayor elect of Whoopass...
Wiz: ...And Zangief, Russia's red Cyclone.
Boomstick: These two wrestlers have never met in person but their rivalry is legendary and it's about time they duked it out!
Haggar VS Zangief introduction

Wiz: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were grown from ooze and raised by a warrior rat in the sewers of New York to be the world's most fearsome fighting team.
Boomstick: Lots of superheroes have some weird origin stories but this one is plain ridiculous!
Wiz: Their greatest advantage in battle is their family bond and teamwork. But, on their own, which Turtle is deadliest?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Battle Royale introduction.

Boomstick: Last time on Death Battle, the Ninja Turtles battled to find the deadliest of the team, and good old Leo used cunning strategy and swordplay to come out on top.
Wiz: But the fight isn't over yet. Leonardo must now face his most powerful imitator, Zitz, the leader of the mighty Battletoads.
Zitz VS Leonardo introduction

Boomstick: Who doesn't like dinosaurs? No one, cause they're awesome?
Wiz: Like Yoshi, Mario's happy-go-lucky steed...
Boomstick: ...And Riptor, the Dino Warrior with a Killer Instinct.
Yoshi VS Riptor introduction.

Boomstick: Catfight!
Wiz: It literally is Boomstick. Not only do we have two ferocious females in the ring today, but they're also, well, cats.
Boomstick: Felicia, the popstar demon cat chick lady...
Wiz: ...And Taokaka, BlazBlue's speedy vigilante.
Felicia vs Taokaka introduction

Wiz: Of all the warriors who have entered this arena, none can compete with these two titans of death. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta who single-handedly annihilated Olympus...
Boomstick: ...And Spawn, who managed to dethrone both Satan and God.
Kratos VS Spawn introduction.

Wiz: Today, two experts of destruction and masters of terrain will fight to the bitter end.
Boomstick: White Bomber, the Bomberman...
Wiz: ...And Taizo Hori, aka Dig Dug.
Bomberman VS Dig Dug introduction

Wiz: Antiheroes. Walking a mysterious gray line between good and evil.
Boomstick: They do what they want, however they want, when they want it.
Wiz: Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyans and rival to Goku...
Boomstick: ...And Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form and rival to Sonic.
Vegeta VS Shadow introduction

Wiz: Their rivalry is legendary and their fame unmatched. After battling for over two decades, this epic duel will finally meet a decisive end.
Boomstick: I've been waiting for this forever!
Wiz: Mario, the whimsical Italian plumber...
Boomstick: ...And Sonic, the hyperactive hedgehog.
Mario Vs Sonic Introduction

Boomstick: You know what I hate more than stupid tween pop stars? Absolutely goddamn nothing!
Wiz: Like Justin Bieber, the young pop sensation, and Rebecca Black, the girl who took YouTube by storm.
Boomstick: I hate 'em even more than my blood-sucking ex-wife!
Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black introduction

Wiz: Every generation has idolized a Sci-Fi hero.
Boomstick: Like Luke Skywalker, Legacy of the Jedi...
Wiz: ...And Harry Potter, the Boy who lived.
Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter introduction

Wiz: When it comes to fighting, combatants come in all shapes and sizes.
Boomstick: And I'm liking the shapes and sizes on these two.
Wiz: Chun-Li, the strongest woman in the world.
Boomstick: Mai Shiranui, the queen of fighters
Chun-Li VS Mai Shiranui introduction

Wiz: Television has been used to market toys to boys and girls for generations, ranging from G.I. Joe to Barbie and Transformers to My Little Pony.
Boomstick: Are we really doing this?
Wiz: Yes. Yes we are.
Boomstick: Alright, well, Starscream from the first generation Decepticons...
Wiz: ...And Rainbow Dash of the G4 Pegasus Ponies.
Starscream vs Rainbow Dash introduction

Wiz: When the aliens invade a thousand years from now and our hyper-advanced technology isn't enough, our last hope will inevitably be placed in the hands of the lone space marine.
Boomstick: ...Like the super soldier, Master Chief...
Wiz: ...And Doomguy , the Bane of Hell itself.
Master Chief vs Doomguy introduction

Boomstick: It's no secret that scientists are, well, crazy as hell. But these two take it way too far!
Wiz: Dr. Ivo Robotnik, aka the Eggman...
Boomstick: ...And Dr. Albert Wily, aka Einstein without rogaine.
Wiz: In this scenario, both Doctors will be leading their mechanized armies to see who is the deadliest robot commander.
Eggman vs Wily introduction

Wiz: Today, we're pitting two of the most worthless damsels in distress against each other
Boomstick: If they're not getting kidnapped, they're always nagging at you to do stuff.
Wiz: Princess Zelda from the realm of Hyrule...
Boomstick: ...And Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Zelda vs Peach introduction

Wiz: The gods of thunder may endure eternal rule, but in the ring together they are anything but immortal.
Boomstick: The Mighty Thor, prince of Asgard...
Wiz: ...And Lord Raiden, defender of Earthrealm.
Thor vs Raiden introduction

Boomstick: They're two of the most iconic swordsman in video game history, known for takin' on things way out of their league.
Wiz: Link, the Champion of Hyrule...
Boomstick: ...And Cloud Strife, Guardian of the Life Stream, and orphans.
Wiz: Since both combatants use such vast player-customizable arsenals, in this scenario, they will wield what they are most comfortable taking into battle
Boomstick: These are the weapons they choose to take into their fighting games, however since standard skills, weapon traits, and armor aren't specified in Dissidia and Smash, we're taking those from their whole story.
Wiz: And remember in Death Battle, there is no outside help allowed.
Boomstick: "Oh, but Boomstick, they have summons and their cool and fairies and their-" Shut up! It's our show and this is the way we do it.
Link vs Cloud introduction

Wiz: They're the guardians of the night, the superhuman saviors of the lone and helpless.
Boomstick: Bruce Wayne, the Batman...
Wiz: ...And Peter Parker, the Spiderman.
Boomstick: It's no secret that given time for prep, both Batman and Spiderman can pretty much defeat any opponent.
Wiz: Which is why we're pitting them against each other with only their standard equipment, gladiator style.
Batman vs Spiderman introduction

Wiz: When you think of an electric charged combatant, these two always come to mind. Pikachu, Ash's first Pokémon...
Boomstick: ...And Blanka, the man beast from Brazil.
Pikachu vs Blanka introduction

Wiz: Born to dying races and sent to brave new worlds, these two alien saviors are legendary.
Boomstick: And everybody wants to know who would kick whose ass in a fight. And I mean everyone.
Wiz: Goku, the tenacious Super Saiyan...
Boomstick: ...And Superman, the Man of Steel
Wiz: To ensure no questions are left unanswered, we will be acknowledging every official resource for both combatants. Though the original writings hold precedence, no mistranslations allowed. Also as he was retconned and rebuilt in 1986, we will be examining the modern Superman.
Boomstick: Considering Supes's pre-86 can make up new superpowers on the fly and destroy entire solar systems by sneezing, probably a good idea.
Goku vs Superman introduction

Wiz: Ah, the glorious 80s, that awed era of big hair, keytars, and goofy muscular heroes of questionable sexual preference.
Boomstick: He-Man, Master of the Universe...
Wiz: ...And Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats.
He-Man VS Lion-O introduction

Wiz: The final boss, a nightmarish foe meant to test your skill to the fullest.
Boomstick: And sometimes they're just plain cheap, like Shao Kahn the Konqueror...
Wiz: ...Or Master Bison of Shadaloo.
Shao Kahn VS M. Bison introduction

Wiz: Ninjitsu, originally created by farmers to kill their oppressive samurai lords, the ninja has become one of the deadliest killers in history.
Boomstick: Like Ryu Hayabusa, the Ultimate Dragon Ninja...
Wiz: ...And Strider Hiryu, the high-tech mercenary.
Ryu Hayabusa VS Strider Hiryu introduction

Wiz: When it comes to the tantalizing femme fatale, these two combatants are the pinnacle of beauty and brawn. Not to mention, well endowed
Boomstick: Ivy from Soul Caliber...
Wiz: ...And Black -
Boomstick: Black Orchid from Killer Instinct! Sorry, I'm excited!
Ivy vs Orchid introduction

Wiz: In the depths of space, who knows what awaits mankind.
Boomstick: Probably some brain-sucking aliens who need an introduction to my fist.
Wiz: But what if the final frontier was a little more furry?
Boomstick: Fox McCloud, captain of the Star Fox commandos...
Wiz: ...And Bucky O'Hare, Captain of a galactic-wide rebellion.
Fox vs Bucky introduction

Boomstick: Sci-Fi movies had taught me two very important things. One, I want my own lightsaber, and two, the future blows.
Wiz: It's unavoidable, the warrior of the next millennium is the machine, such as the Terminator, the time-traveling metal assassin...
Boomstick: ...And RoboCop, Detroit's cyborg defender.
Wiz: These mechanized combatants have fought before, but never in a no-holds-barred one-on-one duel to the death.
Boomstick: Or without brand restrictions.
Terminator vs RoboCop introduction

Wiz: With the dragon slain and the princess rescued, the hero revels in gold, glory, and cake.
Boomstick: But they couldn't have done it without a little help.
Wiz: The sidekick. The people's champion would be lost without his player two, such as Luigi, Mario's younger brother...
Boomstick: ...And Tails the Fox, Sonic's deformed flying stalker.
Wiz: Now, we have already proven that standard Mario and Sonic series power-ups perfectly counter each other. So to not waste time, we're giving these second strings only what is unique to them.
Luigi vs Tails introduction

Wiz: For nearly two decades, people across the globe have struggled endlessly to make one crucial, exhausting, impossible choice.
Boomstick: Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander?
Wiz: It's finally time to learn if the one you chose was really the strongest.
Boomstick: And what better way than with their evolved forms. Venusaur, the pimpley plant monster, Blastoise, the bazooka turtle, and Charizard, the... dragon.
Wiz: For a fair assessment, we're examining maxed-out wild Pokémon. For those of you nerdy enough to care, this means no special EV training, no mega evolutions, and no tutor, bred, or otherwise unnaturally learned attacks. This way we'll avoid any and all player influence.
Pokémon Battle Royale introduction

Boomstick: Cyborgs are fucking badass.
Wiz: As someone with my own cybernetic arm that suffers constant glitches, I have to agree. Cyborgs are awesome.
Boomstick: Like Fulgore, the metal monster of Killer Instinct...
Wiz: ...And Sektor, the ninja cyborg from Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: Totally should have been Cyrax.
*Wiz's cyber arm punches him*
Boomstick: What the hell!?
Wiz: Oh, sorry, arm's glitching up again.
Boomstick: When you least expect it Wiz, when you least expect it.
Fulgore vs Sektor introduction

Wiz: Kaiju, the japanese word for-
Boomstick: A giant monster that destroys everything around it, like Godzilla, the King of the Monsters...
Wiz: ...And Gamera, the guardian of the universe. Despite being box-office rivals for half a century, these two enormous creatures have never met, until today.
Godzilla vs Gamera introduction

Wiz: Defending the weak from powerful agents of evil demands a champion who has achieved a peak of human capability, all in the name of justice. And sometimes vengeance.
Boomstick: Batman, the Dark Knight...
Wiz: ...And Captain America, the sentinel of liberty.
Batman vs Captain America introduction

Wiz: Evil, it has many faces. And sometimes, even a good-natured soul may become it's unknowing pawn.
Boomstick: Oh, did you say something? I couldn't hear you over giant fighting robots! Seriously, what's cooler than giant robots? Absolutely nothing.
Wiz: The White Tigerzord, the sixth thunderzord...
Boomstick: And Epyon, the sixth Gundam.
Tigerzord vs Gundam Epyon introduction

Wiz: Two marquee warriors, arcade rivals since the 90s, now facing off for true superiority.
Boomstick: Ryu, the wandering world warrior...
Wiz: ...And Scorpion, the ninja from hell.
Ryu vs Scorpion introduction

Wiz: They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. But sometimes, it's nothing but a slap in the face. Such is the case when it comes to these two masked mercenaries.
Boomstick: Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth...
Wiz: ...And Deathstroke, the Terminator.
Deadpool vs Deathstroke introduction

Wiz: Imagine right now what does the apocalyptic destroyer of worlds look like.
Boomstick: Stop thinking, because you're wrong. It's these pudgy pink terrors. Kirby, Nintendo's floating puffball of never-ending cheer and dreams...
Wiz: ...And Majin Buu, the most vicious monster in the Dragon Ball universe.
Kirby vs Majin Buu introduction

Wiz: No anime tough guy trope is complete unless he has outrageous spiky hair, a sword that's clearly compensating for something...
Boomstick: And belts. Lots and lots of belts.
Wiz: Ragna, the Bloodedge...
Boomstick: ...And Sol Badguy, the Flame of Corruption.
Ragna vs Sol Badguy introduction

Wiz: Throughout Death Battle, we've seen all manner of weapons and abilities. But these two combatants command the very earth around them.
Boomstick: Gaara of the Desert...
Wiz: ...And Toph Beifong, the Blind Bandit.
Gaara vs Toph introduction

Boomstick: Bounty hunting. One of the most respected and fun jobs in the world.
Wiz: I don't know about respected, but certainly a daring profession only for the strong and bold.
Boomstick: Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy...
Wix: ...And Samus Aran, a hunter so determined she'll sacrifice a planet to reach her goal.
Boba Fett vs Samus Remastered introduction

Wiz: Tall tales of superhuman feats have existed for as long as man has been telling stories. And today, we pit the greatest of these legends in a clash of east meets west.
Boomstick: Chuck Norris. No real introduction needed.
Wiz: And Segata Sanshiro, defender of the Sega Saturn, of all things.
Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro introduction

Wiz: For untold decades, scientists have searched for a legitimate method of measuring a person's level of badassness, completely missing the obvious answer.
Boomstick: Just check out the size of his sword, like Guts, the brutal black swordsman from Berserk...
Wiz: ...And Nightmare, the demonic scourge from Soul Caliber.
Guts vs Nightmare introduction

Wiz: Technology. It improves our lives, lets you watch cool shows on the internet, and sometimes it can help you to rival gods.
Boomstick: Like with Iron Man, the Armored Avenger...
Wiz: ...And Lex Luthor, arch nemesis of Superman.
Iron Man vs Lex Luthor introduction

Wiz: Some of the greatest heroes of all are shunned by the very people they continue to protect.
Boomstick: Basically the worst deal ever.
Wiz: Like Beast, the blue genius of the X-Men...
Boomstick: ...And Goliath, the gargoyle who gives new meaning to the phrase, "tough as stone".
Beast vs Goliath introduction

Wiz: They are the government's best kept secrets. Masters of stealth trained to kill in a hundred different ways from the shadows or face to face.
Boomstick: Solid Snake, the legendary soldier of Metal Gear...
Wiz: Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell's ultimate predator.
Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher introduction

Wiz: These two masters of evil are experts at bending others to their will. But beneath the mask lies the scars of their past, literally.
Boomstick: Darth Vader, dark lord of the Sith...
Wiz: ...And Doctor Doom, sovereign ruler of Latveria.
Darth Vader vs Doctor Doom introduction

Wiz: Goku.
Boomstick: Superman.
Wiz: Titans of power, champions of unimaginable might...
Boomstick: ...Endlessly requested to fight each other, again.
Goku vs Superman 2 introduction

Wiz: Guardians of treasure, champions of justice...
Boomstick: ...And proof that if you've got enough brute strength, you don't need to be smart to kick some serious ass.
Wiz: Donkey Kong, defender of the world's largest banana horde...
Boomstick: ...And Knuckles the Echidna, guardian of the all powerful Master Emerald.
Wiz: We have already established that standard Mario and Sonic related power-ups counter each other. For example, DK's Strong Kong could counter Hyper Knuckles. So, for this fight, we'll be sticking to the bare essentials.
Donkey Kong vs Knuckles introduction

Boomstick: Long range weaponry are effective tools of destruction. But there's just something special about killing up close and personal with a blade. Like Wolverine, the vicious anti-hero of the X-Men...
Wiz: ...And Raiden, the deadly cyborg ninja from Metal Gear.
Wolverine vs Raiden introduction

Wiz: (quoting Bruce Lee)"A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come."
Boomstick: But some fighters are dumb enough to ignore the legendary Bruce Lee's words. Like Hercule Satan, the World Martial Arts Champion
Wiz: ...And Dan Hibiki, the Saikyo Street Fighter.
Hercule Satan vs Dan Hibiki introduction

Boomstick: Punching, the most useful language in the world when words fail. And these two lovely ladies are fluent in it.
Wiz: Yang Xiao Long, the adventurous huntress from RWBY...
Boomstick: ...And Tifa Lockhart, the Final Fantasy heavy hitter with enormous... power.
Yang vs Tifa introduction

Wiz: In 1942, author Issac Asimov introduced the three laws of robotics to protect man from their cybernetic creations.
Boomstick: And thank God he didn't include anything against robot on robot violence. The world would just be way less fun.
Wiz: Mega Man, The Blue Bomber,
Boomstick: And Astro Boy, The Atomic Wonder Child.
Mega Man vs Astro Boy introduction

Wiz: Since its creation in the Stone Age, the bow and arrow forever revolutionized hunting and warfare.
Boomstick: But these two archers have honed their bow skill to a degree of pure artistry.
Wiz: Green Arrow, the Emerald Archer of Star City.
Boomstick: And Hawkeye, purple-clad trick shooter of the Avengers.
Green Arrow vs Hawkeye introduction

Boomstick: Since the darkest depths of the human psyche first created monsters, we've dreamed of harnessing their awesome power, like Red and his Pokémon, Charizard.
Wiz: And Tai and his Digimon, Agumon.
Pokémon VS Digimon introduction

Wiz: For some action heroes, it's not enough to just save the world.
Boomstick: They've gotta look good doing it!
Wiz: Dante, the devil hunter.
Boomstick: And Bayonetta, the Umbra Witch.
Dante vs. Bayonetta introduction

Boomstick: Ever since the invention of princesses, there have been princess kidnappers.
Wiz: And these two are certainty among the top tier in their trade.
Boomstick: Bowser, the king of the Koopas.
Wiz: And Ganon, the demon king.
Bowser vs. Ganon introduction

Wiz: Sometimes, the most unlikely of friends can become the best of heroes.
Boomstick: Ratchet and Clank, the cosmic commandos.
Wiz: And Jak and Daxter, the masters of eco.
Ratchet and Clank vs. Jak and Daxter introduction

Boomstick: A long, long time ago, mankind began to walk.
Wiz: And then, we ran, and ever since that moment, we've been pushing speed to it's very limit, or in this case, past the point of absurdity
Boomstick: The Flash, DC Comics' scarlet speedster.
Wiz: And Quicksilver, Marvel's fast-talking Avenger.
Flash vs. Quicksilver introduction

Wiz: They visit you for birthday parties, cheer you up when you're sad, and probably also want to kill you
Boomstick: Clowns... The Joker, Gotham's jester of genocide
Wiz: And Sweet Tooth, the violent victor of Twisted Metal
Joker vs. Sweet Tooth introduction

Wiz: With Death Battle, our combatants are always extraordinary in one way or another, whether they're a superhero or a plumber.
Boomstick: But these two are literally built to show up the rest of their kind. Mewtwo, the Genetically Engineered Pokémon...
Wiz: And Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Life Form.
Mewtwo vs. Shadow the Hedgehog introduction

Wiz: Before there was Red vs. Blue, there was Project Freelancer. The Freelancers were highly trained soldiers with experimental weaponry, and a mission so secret, not even they knew what it was.
Boomstick: Kinda stupid in hindsight, but these were true soldiers.
Meta vs Carolina introduction

Boomstick: Mystical ninjas, evil sorcerers, gods, tournaments these days seem to attract all sorts, don't they.
Wiz: And yet there's always a few seemingly ordinary people brave enough, or stupid enough, to step into the ring.
Boomstick: Like Cammy White, Street Fighter's ass-sassin turned British secret agent.
Wiz: And Sonya Blade, the Special Forces general of Mortal Kombat.
Cammy vs. Sonya introduction

Wiz: To be the elite, you must surround yourself with the best of the best; whether you band together to save the world, or just a worthless plot of land.
Boomstick: And every good team needs a good hit-and-runner.
Wiz: Like Tracer, the spunky agent of Overwatch.
Boomstick: And the Scout, the Boston-born merc of Team Fortress.
Tracer vs. Scout introduction

Boomstick: Hey, Wiz. What has blonde hair, wears red, and fights like hell?
Wiz: Uh, today's fighters?
Boomstick: Aw, you guessed it. Ken Masters, the street fighting family man.
Wiz: And Terry Bogard, the orphan turned king of fighters.
Ken Masters vs Terry Bogard introduction.

Boomstick: As the old saying goes, 'Behind every great man is a badass woman with a big hammer', something like that.
Wiz: And today's combatants are exactly that; what could go wrong?
Boomstick: Amy Rose, Sonic the Hedgehog's number one fangirl.
Wiz: And Ramona Flowers, the girl of Scott Pilgrim's dreams.
Amy Rose vs. Ramona Flowers introduction.

Wiz: Pure, unadulterated rage. Usually, in a stressful situation, you'd want to avoid this sort of emotion in order to keep yourself focused.
Boomstick: Unless you're a giant rampaging pile of muscles. Like these two.
Wiz: Doctor Bruce Banner, The Incredible Hulk.
Boomstick: And Doomsday, the monster who killed Superman.
Hulk vs. Doomsday introduction.

Boomstick: Past, present, or future, one kind of fighter has stood the test of time: the swordsman.
Wiz: And today's combatants are two of the most skilled warriors to ever wield a blade.
Boomstick: Roronoa Zoro, the feared swordsman of the Straw Hat Pirates.
Wiz: And Erza Scarlet, the battle mage of the Fairy Tail guild.
Zoro Vs Erza introduction.

Wiz: Fiction has a very fragile set of rules. Authors should be wary, as one small crack can be enough to smash the boundary and send their stories careening out of control.
Boomstick: Are we really doing this?
Wiz: We're really doing this.
Boomstick: Well, here's Deadpool, Marvel's Merc with a Mouth.
Wiz: And Pinkie Pie, Equestria's peppy party pony.
Deadpool Vs Pinkie Pie introduction.

Wiz: Sometimes, an archaeologist needs a bit more than a shovel and a brush, especially when their on the hunt for the most legendary of treasure.
Boomstick: Yeah, if it were easy, everyone would be doing it. The best treasure hunters are the ones with the brawn to match their brain.
Wiz: Like Lara Croft, the Tomb Raider.
Boomstick: And Nathan Drake, seeker of the uncharted.
Lara Croft Vs Nathan Drake introduction.

Wiz: Some people adventure for wealth, for some people, the wealth is in the adventure.
Boomstick: Either way, you'll be successful if you can bounce off your enemies.
Wiz: Like Scrooge McDuck, the wealthiest waterfowl to ever live.
Boomstick: And Shovel Knight, a shining example of the code of shovelry.
Scrooge McDuck Vs Shovel Knight introduction.

Wiz: Every champion of justice inspires others... whether they mean to or not.
Boomstick: And sometimes that "inspiration" creates your worst nightmare.
Wiz: Venom, the ultimate antithesis to Spider-Man.
Boomstick: And Bane, the burly genius who broke the bat.
Venom Vs Bane introduction.

Wiz: It's finally time for one of the biggest match-ups in Death Battle history.
Boomstick: Yeah, the giant robot fight of all giant robot fights.
Wiz: The Megazord, the heavy hitting mech commanded by five Power Rangers.
Boomstick: And Voltron, the defender of the universe piloted by five paladins.
Wiz: For this match-up there will be: No Dragonzord, no Galaxy Garrisons, no robot Brachiosaurus and no... mice.
Boomstick: Just a good old 5v5 war of the giant robots.
Power Rangers vs Voltron introduction

Wiz: In ancient times, the Greeks believe everything to be made of four elements: earth, air, water, and the most difficult to control, fire.
Boomstick: But these two combatants have mastered the art of playing with fire. Natsu Dragneel, the dragon slayer mage of the Fairy Tail guild.
Wiz: And Portgas D. Ace, the feared pirate known as: "Fire Fist".
Natsu vs. Ace introduction

Wiz: The freezing chill of death is a horrifying thought, whether it comes from being alone in the mountains, submerged in the Antarctic....
Boomstick: Or if your really unlucky, getting iced by one of these "cool" warriors. Wow, sorry, that was bad, even for me.
Wiz: Sub-Zero, the cryomancer ninja of Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: And Glacius, the icy alien with a Killer Instinct.
Sub-Zero vs. Glacius introduction

Boomstick: I love a powerful woman, even better, one that keeps getting stronger and stronger! And today, we've got two of them!
Wiz: Android 18, the deadly cyborg killer from Dragon Ball...
Boomstick: And Captain Marvel, the hard hitting, high flying Avenger!
Android 18 vs. Captain Marvel introduction

Wiz: It is the duty of all who dedicate their lives to the science of robotics: Make the coolest, deadliest machine you possibly can.
Boomstick: Just don't make 'em too smart, that never works out for you.
Wiz: Metal Sonic, Dr. Eggman's hedgehog destroyer.
Boomstick: And Zero, Dr. Wily's Maverick Hunter.
Metal Sonic vs. Zero introduction

Boomstick: Monsters come in many shapes and sizes, but the best ones know kung-fu!
Wiz: Lucario, the steely canine from the world of Pokémon.
Boomstick: And Renamon, the razor sharp and literally foxy Digimon.
Wiz: For this match, we'll be analyzing the species as they are, therefore no trainers or tamers will be permitted, nor any moves or forms achieved unnaturally.
Lucario vs. Renamon introduction

Boomstick: Thousands of years ago, one Greek guy punched another Greek guy, and then they just turned it into a sport.
Wiz: Indeed. Boxing is one of the oldest Olympic sports, and has since been refined and perfected for nearly 3000 years.
Boomstick: And today, we're pitting two of gaming's toughest boxers head-to-head.
Wiz: Balrog, the Crazy Buffalo from Street Fighter.
Boomstick: And TJ Combo, the Hard Hitting Champ from Killer Instinct.
Balrog vs. TJ Combo introduction

Wiz: Hundreds of years ago, the samurai and the ninja battled across Japan, and these two fascinating ways of combat have been at odds ever since.
Boomstick: The Shredder, the sharp and shiny arch-villain of the Ninja Turtles.
Wiz: And Silver Samurai, the mutant swordsman who can slice through anything.
The Shredder vs. Silver Samurai introductBion

Boomstick: When it comes to public service, two animals have gone far beyond the call of duty.
Wiz: They're known throughout the world as the symbols of safety. So let's make them fight to the death.
Boomstick: Smokey Bear, the firefighting mascot of forest safety.
Wiz: And McGruff the Crime Dog, taking a bite out of crime wherever he goes.
Smokey Bear vs. McGruff the Crime Dog introduction

Wiz: The different pantheons of gods and goddesses have always been rife with conflict, and these heavenly wars can last for centuries.
Boomstick: Like with Thor, Norse champion of Asgard and son of Odin.
Wiz: And Wonder Woman, Greek warrior of the Amazons and daughter of Zeus.
Thor vs. Wonder Woman introduction

Wiz: The Holy Shonen Trinity. The Big Three. Any long-time reader of Shonen Jump will recognize these, some of the biggest titles in manga and anime history.
Boomstick: And it's time for two of those Shonen heroes to throw down!
Wiz: Naruto Uzumaki, Ninja Prodigy of the Hidden Leaf.
Boomstick: and Ichigo Kurosaki, the enormously powerful Soul Reaper from Bleach.
Naruto Uzumaki vs. Ichigo Kurosaki introduction

Wiz: The future. Everyone wants to see it and why not?. It has robots, flying cars, and of course, superheroes.
Boomstick: Yeah, the future still has those, but they're even cooler 'cause of all the sweet gadgets.
Wiz: Like Terry McGinnis, the Batman Beyond.
Boomstick: And Miguel O'Hara, the the Spider-Man from 2099.
Batman Beyond vs. Spider-Man 2099 introduction

Wiz: The great philosopher Plato once said, "The measure of a man is what he does with power."
Boomstick: But to these guys, power is the measure of a man.
Wiz: Sephiroth, the fearsome One Winged Angel of Final Fantasy.
Boomstic: And Vergil, the half demon son of Sparda from Devil May Cry.
Sephiroth vs. Vergil introduction

Wiz: Predators. These beasts strike fear into the hearts of many.
Boomstick: Well, sometimes they strike in awe, but yeah, mostly fear.
Wiz: And these two superheroes embody the fear of specific predators to an extreme.
Boomstick: Batman, the genius crime fighter from DC comics.
Wiz: And Black Panther, Marvel's royal warrior scientist.
Batman vs. Black Panther introduction

Wiz: Emotions can be powerful things.
Boomstick: Ugh, are we really gonna talk about feeling and crying and stuff?
Wiz: Well, yes, and how they fuel some pretty powerful magic.
Boomstick: Sound look, like with Raven, the half demon sorceress of the Teen Titans.
Wiz: And Twilight Sparkle, the magical prodigy from My Little Pony.
Boomstick: Yep, really doing this again.
Raven vs. Twilight Sparkle introduction

Wiz: We've covered a lot of macho heroes here on Death Battle, but these two are as manly and stoic as they come.
Boomstick: It's all in those sweet ass jackets. I mean, I guess they're pretty badass too.
Wiz: Jotaro Kujo, the deliquent turned hero from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Boomstick: And Kenshiro, the wandering Fist of the North Star.
Jotaro vs. Kenshiro introduction

Wiz: The early 1990s played host to one of the biggest battlegrounds the world had ever seen: The Console Wars.
Boomstick: Nintendo's and Sega's mascots were locked in a merciless duel over the gaming throne.
Wiz: But when the smoke cleared, a surprise third challenger was rising to the top.
Boomstick: The Sony Playstation. And it didn't just have one mascot, it had two.
Wiz: Crash Bandicoot, the mutated marsupial from down under.
Boomstick: And Spyro the Dragon, the powerful purple hero of the Dragon Realm.
Crash vs. Spyro introduction

Wiz: If the fate of the universe is at stake, the last person you should trust to save it is a naive teenager with magical weapons they don't understand... but everybody does it anyway.
Boomstick: Like Sora, the Keyblade-wielding saviour of Kingdom Hearts.
Wiz: And Pit, the angel warrior from Kid Icarus.
Sora vs. Pit introduction

Wiz: Surviving the undead apocalypse takes grit, perseverance, and an army's worth of firepower. With all that — and some luck — these two became experts in zombie fighting.
Boomstick: Leon Kennedy, the top cop and government agent in Resident Evil.
Wiz: And Frank West, the backyward wrestling MacGyver of Dead Rising.
Leon Kennedy vs. Frank West introduction

Wiz: The art of magic is a perplexing thing. Only those with the right knowledge, talent, and willpower can truly claim to be the most powerful wizards of all.
Boomstick: Like Doctor Strange, the sorceror supreme of Marvel Comics.
Wiz: And Doctor Fate, DC's defender of cosmic order.
Doctor Strange vs. Doctor Fate introduction

Wiz: Everyone has different reasons for studying martial arts, for personal honor, to improve health...
Boomstick: And for kicking the crap out of other people! Like with Ryu, the wandering world warrior of Street Fighter.
Wiz: And Jin Kazama, the power-hungry martial arts master of Tekken.
Ryu vs. Jin introduction

Wiz: Amongst the soldiers of history, the samurai is one of the most prestigious... and dangerous.
Boomstick: So let's pit two of the best of them against each other in a fight to the death!
Wiz: Samurai Jack, the warrior prince lost in time.
Boomstick: And Afro Samurai, who's one cold-blooded mother-effer.
Samurai Jack vs. Afro Samurai introduction

Boomstick: If my ex-wives have taught me anything, it's that there's no real limit to crazy.
Wiz: Like Carnage, Marvel's dangerously insane psychopath.
Boomstick: Or Lucy, the messed-up murder-lady from Elfen Lied.
Wiz: Elfen Leed. It's German.
Boomstick: Yeah, whatever.
Carnage vs. Lucy introduction

Wiz: Across this vast world of different nations with different people, it is the clash of opinions which truly divides us. However, there is one universal truth which absolutely everyone can agree on.
Boomstick: Giant robots are frickin' awesome! Like Optimus Prime, the original G1 Transformer.
Wiz: And the RX-78-2, the original Mobile Suit Gundam.
Boomstick: These aren't just any robots; they're the old-school classics — the first of their kind and we're in for a robo-battle of East versus West.
Wiz: Well, Optimus was originally a Japanese toy-
Optimus Prime vs. Gundam introduction

Wiz: In a world where superhumans can fly through the sky or lift buildings over their head, it takes a lot more than a pair of tights for a mere mortal to stand out in the crowd.
Boomstick: But these guys have it covered.
Wiz: Nightwing, the original protege of Batman.
Boomstick: And Daredevil, Marvel's man without fear.
Nightwing vs. Daredevil introduction

Wiz: Their rivalry is legendary. Their fame, unmatched. This battle has gone on for nearly three decades, but today, it finally comes to an end.
Boomstick: Mario, Nintendo's whimsical Italian turtle crusher.
Wiz: And Sonic the Hedgehog, Sega's specialist of speed.
Boomstick: Time to find out if Sega really does what Nintendon't!
Wiz: For this bout, we'll be using the same rules Death Battle has had for the past three years. Most importantly, the original video games will be our primary source for analysis.
Mario vs Sonic (2018) introduction

Wiz: Humans fear what they don't understand. Especially when it comes to the infinite potential of artificial intelligence.
Boomstick: Like Ultron, Marvel's mechanical mass murderer.
Wiz: And Sigma, the general of genocide from Mega Man X.
Ultron vs. Sigma introduction

Wiz: The finest warriors are never developed on their own. While some are simply molded by their enemies, the best usually seek the wisdom of a master.
Boomstick: ...Who for some reason is a weird old pervert. Like Roshi, turtle hermit and teacher to Dragon Ball's greatest hero.
Wiz: And Jiriya, the Toad Sage and instructor to the most famous ninja of all.
Roshi vs. Jiriya introduction

Wiz: Power. Some spend entire lives in search of it while for others, it is their birthright. But what truly matters in the end is how it's used.
Boomstick: Like with Thanos, the ultimate villain of the Avengers.
Wiz: And Darkseid, archnemesis to the Justice League.
Thanos vs Darkseid introduction

Boomstick: You know the phrase “there’s plenty of fish in the sea”? Yeah, real obvious. But it turns out, there’s a bunch of superheroes down there, too!
Wiz: I don’t think you understand what that phrase means.
Boomstick: Like Aquaman, the king of Atlantis
Wiz: And Namor, the first mutant and... also king of Atlantis.
Aquaman vs Namor introduction

Wiz: Mega Man may be an icon by himself, but others have carried on his legacy, creating real immorality.
Boomstick: Immortality? Not on this show! Time to find out which Mega Man is the most mega of the men.
Wiz: While there are many versions of the character to choose from...
(cut to a clip of the Mega Man from Captain N: The Game Master)
Wiz: Not that one, this battle will feature the five most prominent: The classic era Mega Man.
Boomstick: Mega Man X.
Wiz: Volnutt, from the Legends series.
Boomstick: Battle Network's MegaMan.EXE.
Wiz: And the alien Star Force Mega Man.
Mega Man Battle Royale introduction

Wiz: Some people are born to be heroes or villains. But many are thrust upon these roles with very little regard, and must simply make the best of their new, stressful life.
Boomstick: Like Black Widow, the covert enemy-turned-ally of the Avengers.
Wiz: And Widowmaker, the deadly - but unwilling - adversary of Overwatch.
Black Widow vs. Widowmaker introduction

Wiz: Many with great power choose to take up the responsibility of being a hero, but for others, it is thrust upon them when they least expect it.
Boomstick: Like Captain Marvel, the high flying Avenger.
Wiz: And Shazam, the literal boy turned hero of the Justice League.
Captain Marvel vs. Shazam introduction

Wiz: It's a lesson every hero has to learn someday. Just beacuse your enemy is a little on the chubby side doesn't mean he is a pushover.
Boomstick: Are you talking about me?
Wiz: I'm talking about Wario, the greedy and repulsive rival to Mario.
Boomstick: And King Dedede, the royal nemesis to everybody's favorite pink puffball Kirby.
Wario vs. King Dedede introduction

Wiz: For years, humans have gazed at the stars, contemplating the possibilities of first contact with an alien race. Will we exchange gifts of peace, or weapons of war?
Boomstick: Weapons. Definitely weapons. Like these ones!
Wiz: Ben 10, protector of Earth and wielder of the Omnitrix.
Boomstick: And the Green Lantern, galactic lawman and bearer of the Power Ring.
Ben 10 vs. Green Lantern introduction

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