A little while later, when he finds out that this same manga got a live-action adaptation in Italy:
JdG: My god... Oh my god... What have we done? (empties a jerrycan of gasoline all over himself) Seb: Hey, wait, don't you still have a few cartoons left to review? JdG: What's the next one? Seb: Um, I think it's Lady Georgie! JdG: (frantically tries to light up a match)
"JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
"So, you take the four pinkest and cutest anime ever, what would happen?" Answer: Tentacles! "JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
About Jurassic Park: Trespasser: "Why, in three billion women, the only one who happened to land on the island is a nutcase who keeps hearing voices and has fucking grape bread for hands???"
When adressing the problem that the speed in Road Runner's Death Valley Rally forces you to go slowly, which goes completely against the idea of the Road Runner character, he imagines a Mario game where you can't jump without dying:
(imagines Mario jumping and hurting himself) Mario: Mamma Mia, I broke my leg! Luigi: Mamma Mia, Mario, you fell down! Here, take this mushroom! Mario: But I don't want a mushroom, you asshole, I broke my fucking leg! Go get me a doctor! JdG: Well, that would be pretty original...
JdG puts in a game. The Infogrames logo appears. JdG emits a brief girly shriek.
The dubbing of the dying scorpion, in the Excalibur 2555 A.D. review.
His parody of what a typical episode of Pokémon is like, with One Piece figurines as the characters, Godzilla as Pikachu, and a potato as the Pokémon that Team Rocket is trying to steal. It gets even funnier when Fridge Brilliance kicks in and you realize who "plays" who : Luffy is Ash, Nami isMisty, Sanji is Brock, and Robin, a former villain, is a Team Rocket member.
After explaining that the point of the Official Nintendo Seal of Quality was to prevent anybody from creating crappy or weird-ass games, he cuts to the 8-bit porn game Custer's Revenge and quips "Can't wait for the Kinect remake".
In the episode about RPGs, Seb dressed as a smith complains that he lost his only hammer... While holding one, and wearing a toolbelt full of hammers.
There's a ton in his boys' shows special, but to name a few :
There's "Colissimo no Densetsu", a fake anime about mail delivering that parodies some Shonen animes' tendency to overexaggerate mundane stuff. It gets funnier in hindsight when you realize a manga about mail delivering actually does exist!
He also mocks an over-the-top scene in Mister Ajikko by making the main character's meal so delicious it actually summons Shenron.
Shenron: (in an ominous voice) Who just cooked a kickass meal ?
The Captain Planet review starts with a echoey woman's voice saying, "It all started when the five Great rings were forged" set to the Lord of the Rings music. "One was given to the gingers, whose spots were only equalled by their missing souls. One was given to the race of the bimboes, evil creatures who—" *Record Needle Scratch*
During the review of Toilet Tycoon (in which you can build golden or emerald toilet bowls with silk or mink fur toilet paper):
JdG: Argh, it's cold... Ouch, I just cut myself with the emerald toilets! Yuck, the paper is full of hairs, it's gross!
The "GoldenEye" Papy Grenier is full of them:
The live-action splitscreen of "slappers only" multiplayers takes the cake.
"In fact, now that I think about it, it was strange. Everything exploded! The chairs, the furniture, the desk lamps, even the plastic toy cars blew up when you shot them! It's as if Michael Bay was working for IKEA!"
The third-person view of Bond dancing around Natalya.
"But you're too young to understand weapons, you'll have to wait until high school for that."
Seb: You see Grenier, everything that basks in the light will be yours, one day. JdG: (beat) No shit, that's my house. Seb: One day, it will be yours.
The entire Papy Grenier episode about Zelda. One of the highlights focuses on the Deku Tree (here wearing a wig to remain anonymous) and the Unfortunate Implications behind his making little boys enter his body, where there's an entire dungeon, complete with spiders, and nuts to collect. This gets the attention of a policeman, who comes to arrest him, leading to...
Deku Tree: You'll never get me alive! (beat, during which he realizes he can't run away, because he's a tree) Deku Tree: Goddamn it!
From the Anti-Terror Force review:
There's his reaction to the oddly unfitting Game Over theme, which could totally work as a segue theme in girly shows like Hélène et les Garçons.
On the topic of unfitting music, he also mentions how strange it is that the music, on top of that, changes randomly whenever the player shoots an enemy, which leads to a parody of a commercial for MAIF (a French insurance company).
Earlier, after encountering a strange glitch:
JdG: Whoa, shit, my arms went on their own, I guess I wasn't supposed to move during the cutscene. Sorry, my bad!
Very early into the video, JdG talks with a villain played by Doug Walker over the phone. When the villain asks if JdG remembers what happened six episodes ago, and JdG answers that he doesn't, the villain replies "Well then, I'll remember it...so you don't have to!". They and Seb then wink repeatedly at the camera.
The Stinger to the video: a random dance number with JdG, Seb, Bob Lennon, Doug Walker, and several other French webtesters.
