History Funny / JoueurDuGrenier

--->'''[=JdG=]:''' The year is 2003. You have a [[UsefulNotes/NintendoGameCube GameCube]]. Which superhero game would you like to play? Franchise/{{Batman}}, [[BadassNormal the world's greatest detective, armed with his awesome gadgets against all his supervillains]]? Franchise/{{Superman}}, [[PhysicalGod the invincible flying Man of Steel, as powerful as a god]]!? Franchise/GreenLantern, [[ThePowerOfCreation who can create anything through sheer willpower]]?!? '''Franchise/TheFlash, [[SuperSpeed fastest man in the world,]] [[IntangibleMan capable of vibrating his way through matter?!]] Franchise/WonderWoman, [[AmazonianBeauty who is]]''' '''''[[MsFanservice hot?!]]''''' '''Or''' ComicBook/{{Aquaman}}. [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway Who talks to fish.]] And is missing an arm.

-->'''[=JdG=]:''' ''[with a ''Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy'' Batman voice]'' I remember that day. That movie. This is where everything began. I had never seen such a piece of crap! ''[[[LiteralMinded shot of the cinema screen showing an advertising for a movie titled "Such a Piece of Crap"]]]'' But I digress, for the worst in that evening was still the movie. It was horrigeous. I couldn't belisten my eyes... or something like that. And in their madness, a game was created with that movie! This was the day I decided to become a legend, a symbol for society, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and to have an exaggeratedly deep voice]]! *cough* I became... er.... ''[various animals, including a spider, ducks and a wolf pass; eventually he seems to decides himself]'' I am... DUCK-MAN! The retro video game reviewer!

** Very early into the video, [[spoiler:[=JdG=] talks with a villain played by [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Doug Walker]] over the phone. When the villain asks if [=JdG=] remembers what happened six episodes ago, and [=JdG=] answers that he doesn't, the villain replies, "Well then, [[CatchPhrase I'll remember it... so you don't have to]]!" Both them and Seb then wink repeatedly at the camera, until Doug tell JDG to stop]].
** TheStinger to the video: [[spoiler:a random dance number with [=JdG=], Seb, Doug Walker, and several French youtubers]].

*** Suggestive noises can be heard, like a rapid "flapping" sound [[spoiler:(Seb making dollar bills really fast)]] or zippers [[spoiler:(Dorian zipping up his coat)]].
--->'''Dorian:''' [[spoiler: What? I'm going home, it's raining outside!]]

** The ''Brad Stallion'' game. [=JdG=] ends up having to take a ShowerOfAngst [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY0peQRNauY#t=808 after part of the game]] involves [[spoiler:screwing a sheep.]]

** After failing to get John Connor to follow him, he realizes that, you have to [[spoiler:activate an option in the pause menu to do so]]:

** The SophisticatedAsHell moment that show up when [=JdG=] tells us that, as he was playing ''Super Monkey Daibouken'', he stumbled upon an easter egg taking the form of a hidden text written in Japanese that he got translated. Said message is then read with a smoothing voice by Seb, over a rather relaxing music, upon images of the "developer" who put the easter egg[[note]]actually an actor, of course[[/note]] reading a book, cleaning his glasses, sipping a glass of wine... [[spoiler:The message is about how the developer loves pussy and wants to have sex with perverted women.]]

** At the end of the episode, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man [[CrossingTheLineTwice is replaced by]] [[spoiler:[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHiter Lolitler]]]], a comic book character that Grenier [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior created as a kid]].

** You-know-who isn't Voldemort but a teacher named Georges Tusséki (Yunowho) who wants to kill Henry because [[spoiler: he ran over his mom this morning]] when Henry asks Texas if she was aware we sees flashbacks of her and Georges hammering it.

** "So, you take the four pinkest and cutest anime ever, what would happen?" Answer: [[spoiler:Tentacles!]] "JAAAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"

** What's the Destruction Ending? [[spoiler:Shooting that arrogant child in the face, of course! Before having Legion connect himself to the Reapers and make them self-destructing.]] Before having a DancePartyEnding.

** David Anderson ([[spoiler:actually Decoy Octopus]]) warning Snake of the danger of Metal Gear.

--->'''Fred:''' ... it's beautiful, it's life. ''[{{beat}}]'' [[spoiler:Kill them!]]

** Afraid of giving too much power to the Church, Fred decides to balances it by refusing the Pope in his kingdom, the Church's reaction? [[spoiler:Burning him at the stake after branding him a heretic.]]

** At one point, his character is cursed [[spoiler:by the Devil]] so that the next person he says "Yes" to will die. It would normally then be a SadisticChoice of deciding who the king will sacrifice, but fortunately for Fred...

* The review ends with [[spoiler:the series characters' impressions on [[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTheEmberIslandPlayers the Ember Island play]]]].

** In the same episode, the [[https://joueur-du-grenier.fandom.com/fr/wiki/Échelle_internationale_de_la_puputerie?file=%25C3%2589chelle_puputerie.png international puputerie scale]][[note]]"Puputerie" is a non-existent French word invented in the episode and in-context referred to something being annoyingly frustrating. It's presumably based on "''Putain !''" (French equivalent of the interjection "Fuck!"). So the English translation would be something like "The International Fuckshittery Scale"[[/note]]. For non-French speakers, it escalates quickly:

* The ''Addams Family'' games review:
** He complains about the mainline games being platformers by a montage of moments where he got angry because of a PlatformHell section. Then he compares these moments to looking for videos on [=YouTube=] and falling on multiple [[{{Fanvid}} AMV]]s with Music/{{Evanescence}} songs: it suddenly becomes a prevention advertising... [[HypocriticalHumor with another overused musical tune as the background music]] (Manga/FairyTail's LonelyPianoPiece).