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"You wanna know how big my balls are? My balls are bigger than two of your heads duct taped together. I've been in the middle of shit that would make you piss your pants right now! Uptown, downtown, Harlem, Brooklyn. But there ain't no medals on my chest, assholes, cause I ain't no hero. I'm a fireman. We're not in the business of making heroes here. We're in the business of discovering cowards, because that's what you are if you can't take the heat. You're a pussy, and there ain't no room for pussies in the FDNY!!!"
Tommy Gavin, on the bravery of the FDNY

Rescue Me is a drama series created by comedian Denis Leary and Peter Tolan. The series follows the lives of the firefighters of FDNY station Battalion 15, Engine 99, Ladder Company 62 (referred to as a whole by the firefighters as "62 Truck"), as they deal with the job, their personal lives, and the strange quirks and oddities that seem to only happen to firefighters (such as the fact that women, no matter what their preference, line up like geese for firemen). The series starts three years after 9/11, with many in the house still reeling from the loss of four brother firemen, one of whom was Tommy's cousin and best friend. From there, it is a long, slippery slope into cheating, homosexual bashing, questioning life itself, and death.

The show ran for seven seasons and concluded on September 7th, 2011 - less than a week before the tenth anniversary of 9/11, which was a major point within the last season as well.

Not to be confused with the ecchi manga Rescue Me!.

This show contains examples of:

  • Actor Allusion — In a Season 2 Episode,Tommy is insulted at being told he resembles Conan O'Brien. Denis Leary and Conan O'Brien are cousins in Real Life
  • The Alcoholic: Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. He'll use prescription drugs recreationally when he can get his hands on them, too.
  • All Just a Dream: Many episodes begin In Medias Res and turn out to be this.
    • The biggest one has to be in the final episode which opens with Lou eulogizing his fellow crew members, only for Tommy to wake up, revealing that Lou was the only one of the core six dead.
  • Ashes to Crashes: What do you expect when you let Mike hold Lou's ashes?
    • And the best part? They have to resort to mixing what remains of Lou's ashes with cake mix. Several characters, including Lou's ghost remark how that is either symbolic or fitting.
  • Big Damn Heroes: Averted. There are times when the crew cannot get to a victim in time.
  • Bigger Is Better in Bed: The boys have a measuring contest. Franco wins - 9 inches.
    • Another fireman at the house, Billy, would have won that contest with 10 inches, had he entered the contest and had he not died a few days earlier.
    • Also, Chief Feinberg is implied to have one of Gag Penis proportions.
  • Big, Screwed-Up Family: The Gavins. As one character noted, they're so screwed up they make the Jacksons look like the Osmonds.
  • Bolivian Army Cliffhanger: The penultimate episode has one of these with the entire crew, save for Feinberg and Needles, going to a fire that seems pretty routine until every possible exit is closed to them. But wait! There's a roof exit! There isn't. It's walled over. Cue Earth-Shattering Kaboom. Cut to black. And all in an episode whose first half was a pretty lighthearted outing at Black Shawn and Coleen's wedding. Talk about your Mood Whiplash.
  • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: The entire cast can enter into here at times. Tommy's a drunk compulsive liar, Franco nearly got his station into a brawl with another, Sean Garrity is a bonehead and Mike is not only still unsure of himself but dumb enough to make Garrity look like Stephen Hawking. They still fight fires and save lives.
  • Butt-Monkey: Probie Mike is constantly treated as such, being the station's newest and most sexually confused member. Even after he outgrows the name Probie, Mike is still treated this way, to the point that he loses the very band he created.
  • Call-Back: The series finale ends with Tommy giving a lecture to new recruits, much like he did in the first episode.
    • Sheila's sex and fire speech also gets a callback in the episode, when Tommy announces his retirement to her.
  • Character Development: Particularly notable with Needles, who is a consummate nice guy when he first comes into the station, and as an especially young chief commands little respect from the crew. In Season Five, after breaking up a fight in the station, he delivers a speech to his crew, takes a level in badass, and fully steps into his role as Da Chief.
    Needles: Maybe you gotta be an asshole to be a boss, I don't know. But I guess we're gonna find out.
  • Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Tommy has another brother named Timothy who disappears after the first season and is never mentioned. In the middle a season 5 a half-sister is brought in, only to immediately disappear like she was never there.
  • Cliffhanger: Seasons 3 and 5 both end on fairly agonizing cliffhangers.
  • Conflict Ball / Idiot Ball: Much of the show's drama would be avoided if the characters would occasionally tell each other the truth. Tommy in particular is a pathological liar, even when it's in his best interests to tell the truth.
  • Covered in Gunge: Unlike some other shows (Chicago Fire), this one often show Ladder 62 performing functions other than dramatic rescues, including salvage & overhaulnote , which is boring and extremely dirty work that leaves the crew looking disgusting.
  • Cowboy Cop: Averted in name, but not action. Tommy is very headstrong about his life and job.
  • Crime Time Soap: Sort of, but with fires instead of crimes.
  • Da Chief: Jerry Reilly, followed by Sidney Feinberg and Needles Nelson.
  • Death of a Child: Several times, but most notably at the end of Season 2 with the death of Tommy's only son, Connor.
  • Dirty Old Man: Uncle Teddy. Still likable, though, at least sometimes.
  • Double Standard Rape: Female on Male: Averted. Sheila's rapes of Tommy are very disturbing and definitely not double standard.
  • Downer Ending: Season 1 ends with Tommy's wife having left him and taking the kids. Two ends by Tommy's only son being killed by a drunk driver. Three has Tommy trapped in a burning building. Four ends with Tommy having his Dad die next to him at a minor league ball game. Season Five ends with Teddy shooting Tommy. Most individual episodes end this way, too.
    • Subverted in the series finale. Thank God.
  • Due to the Dead: In the series finale's Call-Back return to experienced firefighters addressing a graduating class of recruits, the new Lieutenant Franco flatly says that he'll "never be half the officer" Lou was.
  • Dysfunction Junction: If you haven't noticed by this point, you aren't paying attention.
  • Everybody's Dead, Dave: In the series finale its revealed that only Lou survived the previous episode's cliffhanger. Actually subverted, it's Lou that died and left the others behind.
  • Firemen Are Hot: Thoroughly averted in this pretty realistic series. There are a few fair ones, but most of the guys are normal-looking people. Firefighters are employed for their credentials after all, not their looks. In one episode Gavin did encounter a women who seemed to hold this belief. She was passively waiting in her room for somebody to come for her while the building was burning up around her and comes on to Gavin when he tries to escort her out, all in the pursuit of some Rescue Romance scenario.
  • The "Fun" in "Funeral": Lou's, though it zigzags between this and Meaningful Funeral.
  • Gambit Roulette: Pulled off successfully by, believe it or not, Lou! After she betrayed him way back in season two, Candy returns in season five to make amends with him. They fall in love, they make plans together, they get married, they plan a vacation, Lou steals all her money and then sics the cops on her, they- wait, what? The look on his face as he reveals his diabolical plan is simply priceless.
  • The Ghost: Tommy's mother, taken almost literally with the season one finale.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: Sheila is called this by Tommy's latest love interest in the season five finale. Tommy has shades of this too.
  • Heroic Comedic Sociopath: Partially subverted with Tommy. He does lots of morally questionable or downright bad things for fun and profit, but he isn't in it for wanton destruction or to fulfill some psychological compulsion. He's just angry and being mean is, for him, easier.
  • Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: There was never more than a single word per title.
  • The Immodest Orgasm: Janet, so very much. Of particular note is the bed and breakfast in season five. She and Tommy make so much noise that everyone else in the place comes out into the hall to see what's going on... just in time to see them break down the door.
    • Don't forget about Gina Gershon's guest appearances, who'd refuse to be touched after getting off.
  • Instant Death Bullet: Averted at the end of season five. Teddy takes it into consideration that Tommy won't die right away, and plans to sit and watch him "fade away".
  • Interrogation by Vandalism: In one episode, Tommy begins dropping Sheila's expensive house decorations on the floor until she tells him what happened when he was unconscious. She still doesn't tell him, but she makes up a pretty believable lie.
  • Karma Houdini: Teddy calls Tommy this, but considering how crappy Tommy's life is, the trope itself is averted. Sheila, on the other hand, fits this to a T after what she pulls in Season 3 (see Moral Event Horizon).
    • Teddy himself is one. He doesn't get any jail time for shooting Tommy.
  • Magical Realism: If you believe Tommy isn't hallucinating when he sees ghosts of his dead cousin, brother, father, son, various other firefighters, the vengeful spirit of his disabled godson Damion, and, in the final scene, Lou. Oh, and Jesus in season 2.
  • Manipulative Bastard: Yeah, yeah, we know that Tommy has this in him. But Sheila and Janet are constantly fighting for this title.
  • Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane: The ghosts Tommy sees may or may not be delusions.
  • Mistaken for Racist: Tommy initially thinks Janet's objection to Colleen dating Black Shawn is this, only for Janet to stare at him in disbelief for a few seconds before setting him straight.
    Were we ever even married? A firefighter, Tommy, I don't want her marrying a firefighter.
  • Mood Whiplash: The show lives off this trope.
  • Never Trust a Trailer: The Season 6 finale made it seem like Damian was killed. Instead he suffered major brain damage and became a vegetable.
    • The cold open of the series finale implied that everyone except for Feinberg and Needles was killed from the explosion. The only casualty was Lou.
  • No Ending: At least it feels that way after the finale's cold open subverts an "Everybody Dies" Ending Grand Finale. In the end only Lou dies, Janet names her baby Shea Gavin after Lou but otherwise things go on as normal. The only other things that are really different is that Tommy's better off than before, he won't be turning to alcohol to drown his sorrows and he now sees Lou's ghost instead of Jimmy. And Lou's ghost seems less vengeful and more helpful.
  • No-Holds-Barred Beatdown: Tommy to Johnny, when he discovers the latter's relationship with Janet.
  • Not So Stoic: Tommy's a veritable geyser of Manly Tears.
  • Off the Wagon: Tommy in Season 5, to the point of being an Exaggerated Trope. At the rate that he gets on and off, either he must be really good at catching up, or that's a very slow wagon. His family also falls off the wagon.
    • Played with to death in the finale season where he almost falls off three times.
  • One-Word Title: Not the series itself, but every single episode title follows this convention.
  • Our Ghosts Are Different: The menagerie of ghosts Tommy witnesses verbally lambaste him, insult him, tear him down, bring him up, and eventually, abandon him and set his apartment on fire, only to return once Tommy and his buddies set up the bar. In Season 6, Tommy finally gets tired of hearing them talk about how everything is his fault, and turns on Jimmy and Connor. His best friend-cousin and his son.
    Tommy: You're the hero?! Huh?! How about all the times I pulled your ass out of shit, huh? Huh? Who was the hero then, asshole? Huh? Christ almighty, half the medals you had on your chest were because I didn't goddamn want 'em!
    (kicks Jimmy in the gut)
    Tommy: The one time I take my goddamn eyes off you, you wander off! Ends up being the biggest goddamn tragedy in the history of the fire service, huh, and you're the hero and I'm the goddamn goat?!
    (kicks Jimmy in the gut again)
    Tommy: I'm glad you're dead. I'm glad you're dead, and I'm glad I'm alive.
    • Lou's ghost, as seen in the final scene, is extremely chill. It's just like any other scene between Tommy and him, just with Lou dead.
  • The Philosopher: Lt. Shea, through the various seasons.
  • Real Song Theme Tune: The theme is a shortened version of "C'mon C'mon" by the Von Bondies. Oddly for such an emphatically New York show, the Von Bondies are an emphatically Detroit band.
  • Redemption Equals Death: After Tommy's dad passes, his family reflects on the good times they had together. Except for Tommy.
  • Shown Their Work: A surprisingly realistic take on firehouse life, with Ladder 62 responding to relatively boring (and frequently disgusting) incidents, getting dispatched and cancelled from others, performing the occasional dramatic rescue, and doing lots more thankless grunt work. We sometimes even see them doing salvage and overhaul (post-fire cleanup), which is one of the dirtiest jobs imaginable and almost never seen in media despite being done on every fire.
  • Shoot the Shaggy Dog: The episode "Seven." All of the firefighters managed to rescue seven children, only to find out that all of them were burnt to a crisp by the time they reached the ground. And then their mother dies later that night.
  • Shout-Out: Tommy's Nephew Damian has Animerica posters all over his room, including a nice Rebuild of Evangelion one.
  • Sign of the Apocalypse: "Sean Garrity readin' a book."
  • Status Quo Is God: Franco, the station's Casanova, actually does have a few serious girlfriends that he doesn't cheat on, but they always eventually dump him for some (generally shallow) reason because the writers like him better as a player.
  • Suspiciously Specific Denial: Tommy asks Teddy if he got that thing they were talking about.
    Tommy: What thing? The hand grenade?
    Teddy: No, the Vicodin! Who the hell wants a hand grenade?
    Tommy: Nobody.
  • Trauma Conga Line: Tommy, nearly every episode.
  • Truth in Television: Post-Traumatic Stress, severe depression, divorce, and suicide are sadly very common among firefighters, and the show pulls no punches in depicting the emotional and psychological damage they experience.
  • Twofer Token Minority: Franco is a Puerto Rican single father.
  • A Threesome Is Hot: Invoked and then subverted. In the episode "High", Mike is at a bar, and a hot cougar asks him if he's up for a little mother-daughter action. But then he finds out that she's the daughter...
  • Unreliable Narrator: Assume that anytime two characters are talking to each other- even family or their best friends- they're lying at least part of the time. When Tommy's father bemoans the lack of a sex life with his wife, essentially he states they had sex once for each pregnancy. Assuming a roughly 1 in 5 chance for pregnancy, you're talking beating incredibly high odds for that over 6 children - not impossible but probably close to lottery winning, especially once someone hits 30.
  • Unusually Uninteresting Sight: When Janet's wheelchair-using boyfriend (played by Michael J. Fox) confronts Tommy in the firehouse and finds out that Tommy slept with Janet, he responds by squeezing Tommy's balls - for seven minutes. Lou comes by in the middle of it and has a brief conversation with Tommy, barely raising an eyebrow, then leaves.
  • Wham Episode: The aptly named Happy in season two changed the entire direction of the show, proving that the writers have the balls to take anything and everything away from Tommy, and the tragedy is brought up on a regular basis until the end of the series.
  • What the Hell, Hero?: Pick an episode, any episode, and you'll probably find an example of this.
  • Yandere: Sheila. See the trope page entry. See also Moral Event Horizon, on the YMMV page.
  • Your Princess Is in Another Castle!: Just when Tommy thought he was done seeing ghosts, Lou pops up in his truck.
    • At least he seems to be a friendly ghost.