: "Are ya kiddin' me!? I dunnae geddit. I mean, what's so "deadly" aboot a wee bit 'o' crab fishin'
!? Are they trappin' giant sea beasties, with deadly, venomous fangs!? Or electric fire-breathin' creatures, with razor-blade claws!? NO! They're catchin' iddy, bitty crabbies! I mean, look at 'em! Pah! Be careful, ladies: one 'o' these things might give ya a might nasty pinch!"