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Episodes 151-160
- Episode 151: Bright Spark!
- Chugga starts the episode off with a pun.Chugga: We helped Cole so that he may finish Vandham's play. Something we have wanted to see for... Aegis. (Pyra turns away) Oh... You're not really too receptive to those. Okay.
- A literal High-Tier Scrappy is at play here.Crossette: Let those children go, you jerkfaces!!!
Mythra: Crossette, wait!
Chugga: You know what you're dealing with, Mythra! She's almost as high as you on the tier list! She'll have this wrapped up before breakfast! - Well, at least Ignas aren't human. ...Still predators, though.Chugga: And I dunno about you, but I'm worried. I don't want any slimy strangers taking kids to their "Lud" Cloudway.
- We've heard of cold waterfall meditation, but this is ridiculous.Chugga: (Perun activates Ice Mastery) I'm standing in this waterfall; I hope this is okay. (Rex is frozen alive) Uh... (beat) YOU KILLED REX! HOW COULD YOU?! How coul- Oh! Oh, wha-wh-ah! Ahh! (Rex can't escape) Oh my god, I'm actually stuck!
- If filling out your Affinity Chart won't get her attention, you might as well just give up on her outright.Crossette: Pyra will have to notice me now!
Chugga: Sorry, she didn't. - Chugga's story of how MasaeAnela, while trying to kill the Phantasms in the Spirit Crucible Elpys, fell asleep. Better yet, because the Phantasms were physically unable to kill her, she was stuck in an endless loop whilst she was asleep.
- Chugga starts the episode off with a pun.
- Episode 152: The Lone Watchman
- Chugga's absolutely genius way of describing the Ardainian military.
- Once Erde Kaiser returns, Chugga's got some pretty good quips for its members.
- First, there's T-elos...T-elos: Don't forget to thank me!
Chugga: Don't forget me! - ...and then, there's Dagas.
- First, there's T-elos...
- Millod is no one's messenger boy. He's a delivery boy.Chugga: Uh, pick number three, Millod!
- Chugga's caption for the titular sidequest.
- All it takes is Chugga and Mòrag sharing a brain cell, and only then do things start making sense.Chugga: Allow me to explain what a freaking idiot you are.
- Chugga shows off a feature that almost no Xenoblade Chronicles 2 players were aware about. ...Rail grinding. Only to then promptly fail jumping onto an alcove, accompanied by a picture of Wario and the word "MISS!"
- Chugga, just because you praised the fact that your Viewers Are Geniuses back in the Spirit Crucible Elpys, you shouldn't just assume all of them are.KOS-MOS: Analyzing data. ...C-Grade item detected. Analyzing data. ...A-Grade item detected. That is very thoughtful, master.
Chugga: So, it's a C-Grade item and an A-Grade item. Does that mean that this thing emits 802.11ac? ...People in the future will not get that joke. Heck, people in the present probably won't. - All it takes is KOS-MOS on a Level 79 Zeke for Chugga to defeat a Level 91 Deimos Sauros.
- Episode 153: Farewell, Good Friend
- Uh, no, wait! It was Corinne you said was dirty! Not your ship!
- If there was ever an Unusually Uninteresting Sight, it's here.Tora: (Artifices are blasting Alrest) View here pretty amazing...
Chugga: (beat) Uh... Tora, I had no idea you were so into genocide. (two damaged Artifices crash land) Oh my god, there were two that were just burning down! (laughs; a whole swarm of Artifices come falling down) Oh my go- They're all raining down on Alrest! Tora!
Dromarch: I would never have dreamed a day would come when I could gaze down upon all of Alrest...
Chugga: Uh... You furry folks are into some weird stuff- D'Okay, no!
- Episode 154: Bana's Revenge
- To think that Rex's money shipments to Leftheria being illegally confiscated would be done by the person who initially hired him.Niranira: And after further investigate, me notice on days of money transfer... Always undocumented ship passing through Argentum! Niranira very thorough Nopon. Managed to track down pilot of ship. Even obtained confession that ship transporting cash to Leftheria!
Chugga: (wheezes) So, that's why all that money was getting skimmed off the top! It was Bana all along! - Absolutely no time is wasted explaining Dagas' Heart-to-Heart options. Just the way he likes it.
- At least he has his priorities straight. Family before government.Chugga: Dagas, you can unleash the hounds, have them bite me in the crotch, all while crushing my head underneath your boot, but when you say that the Leftherian Archipelago is not a magnificent sight, that is when you have crossed the line!
- Either you tell the leader to go fall in a ditch, or you just become his bitch.Chugga: From there, it plays out exactly the same! It doesn't matter what you answer, the conversation goes in the exact same way. It's just... Dagas likes you slightly more for not telling him to fuck off!
- Well, it's certainly one way to get that funny, tingly feeling in the back of your neck.Chugga: This reminds me of some ASMR that somebody sent me on Twitter the other day. Here, watch. (Zenobia's Affinity Chart fills out in one fell swoop)
- Next, he's gonna say that Indol is Alderaan.Chugga: So, with T-elos around. Uh, I guess to kinda explain who she is, uh, while we're on our way, uh, she is a guest character from Xenosaga, as I've mentioned before. I like to call her the Boba Fett of the Xeno series. Where, she's just kind of, like, a minor villain who wasn't really intended to be anybody special, she kinda leaves unceremoniously, um... the creator didn't really foresee how popular she was going to become; she's kind of a dark KOS-MOS, is kind of how I would describe her, and, yeah. She's just very briefly in there, but because she's such a cool character that the fans liked, they keep demanding her to come back, so they've essentially... retconned her back into things, even though her role was already fulfilled, and just make her a guest character in literally everything and in extended universe stuff. She's Boba Fett!
- Apparently, Sigmund Freud was secretly a researcher of cultural diversity studies.Chugga: That is U-...TENERITAS? I'll have five next Mexican restaurant I go to.
Flavor Text: Sorry for my Mexican heritage! T-elos says it right later on. - Niranira may have said clean as a whistle, but Bana is really as clean as a swamp.Chugga: I also like how they try to humanize Bana by... saying that he was just trying to make his parents happy and proud of him, and then you find out, nope! His parents are awful people, too!
- To think that Rex's money shipments to Leftheria being illegally confiscated would be done by the person who initially hired him.
- Episode 155: Girl Power-Off
- Shellhead's country just ain't worth the snow it's built upon.Chugga: So, where in Tantal did I decide to go after checking out my Blades? Gormott!
- This' gotta be rhetorical, since you were one of them, Chugga.Chugga: Ahh, Love Sources are amazing! How did the primitive humans of 2017 survive without them?!
- Man, Brick Joking all the way back to Episode 24. Armed with Canon much?Chugga: I also wanna point out in the Blade Album while we're on the note of Kora, Kora and Azami are right next to each other inside of the log! Ahahaaa! It's canon! IT'S CANON! (beat) We ship Korrasami in this house!
- If you're gonna do a conga line, have the caboose make the payoff worth it.Vale: Uh-huh...
Praxis: Oh, yeah, right!
Kora: Right, yeah, okay.
Mythra: And so, thanks to the beautiful Mythra, the tale continues.
Sheba: Alright! Let us turn this farce into a three-act comedy!
Chugga: (dies of laughter) - If you thought sweets like Kora's Blossom Custard were rich, get a load of this.Mythra: Kora. Don't you think going crazy over sweet things is a bit, well... (deep bass boost) BASIC?
- At this rate, Kora will think she's the textbook definition of "girly".Kora: Hey, wait a sec... Are you sure we should ask Praxis? I mean, maybe we should ask someone who's a bit more girly.
Chugga: ...Do you even know her? - What must Pyra be thinking of all of this?Chugga: I like how the lyrics to the background music are, "Will this suffering ever come to an end one day?"
- Shellhead's country just ain't worth the snow it's built upon.
- Episode 156: Most Awful News?!
- Chugga's intro gets interrupted by Mòrag and Nia jumping onto a table.
- If only Mòrag never took off her hat so there could be Wild Mass Guessing about her having tall blue hair underneath.Finch: But I remember it was something about Marge! I definitely maybe heard her name.
Mòrag: (raspy voice) Mòrag. My name is Mòrag. How many times do we have to go over this, Homey? - It's only a matter of time before being a Deadpan Snarker builds into pent-up rage.◇ Most Awful News?! [DLC]The worst news is having to use Finch again!
- Chugga's not even trying to be subtle about his type anymore.
- If there was ever a perfect description for a quest...Eulogimenos: You are the only ones who can end this. The future of Alrest lies with you...
Chugga: And we're just derping around, seeing you eating Embercakes in the morning! (beat) I guess you might as well do what makes you happy while the world's ending, right?
- Episode 157: Merclibay's Mightiest
- All Rex needs is a Gum-Gum Fruit, and everything he's done would make so much more sense.Chugga: It's so sad to me to think that if Rex returned Nia's feelings, they would've gone back to Leftheria to live their happily-ever-after, and she could've eaten all her favorite food that she could ever want; it even has the two hearts next to it, so she especially loves it! (sigh) Rex... Rex...
- Even when addressing the common argument that Rex was letting Nia down gently, Chugga still doesn't buy it.Chugga: He's, like, 15! I wasn't thinking about that when I was 15! I was... wondering what was under Double D's hat on Ed, Edd n Eddy! I wasn't thinking about that!
- Even when addressing the common argument that Rex was letting Nia down gently, Chugga still doesn't buy it.
- Chugga's got some competition in the That Came Out Wrong department.Caephon: Uh, well... She definitely could... handle herself…adorably…?
Chugga: SHE'S, LIKE, 12, DUDE!- ...And then he goes and sticks his foot in his mouth.
- There's only one Zekenator; of course he's Shaped Like Itself.Zeke: Hogging the glory, eh?
Rex: Yeah, you do that, Zeke!
Chugga: (laughs) Good one, Rex! You guys have got good chemistry going on, I'll tell ya' that! ...And I mean that in a completely platonic way, because that would be weird if I didn't! - And here, it seemed like Adenine's findings in the World Tree were the biggest pieces of lost media.Chugga: Like the wind, you can run!
- ...Well, that would've been a monster that Zenobia would've loved to take down.Chugga: (after Zenobia's Level 3 Special kills Pelagic Vincent) YEAAAAAH! I did not pay the price for my insolence!
- It's like they say. An Unsatisfiable Customer is your biggest adversary.Chugga: Zenobia can have it taken care of in... 20 minutes or less! Or it's free!
- Well, it's an... interesting fanon.Chugga: Pneuma Pneuma-i ay! (beat) That's what she says before she kills you; it's the last memory you will ever have. ...I'm sad, right?
- Chugga's reaction to Ursula's Affinity Chart being filled out.Ursula: I'm confident in my patience!
Chugga: IIIT'S DOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
- All Rex needs is a Gum-Gum Fruit, and everything he's done would make so much more sense.
- Episode 158: Hot Spring Bonanza
- Chugga already knew what people were thinking with the title of the episode.
- First things first, where's Sheba? She's got a water nymph poking out.Chugga: So, why am I standing in Torigoth with Poppibuster in the rain? Well, it's because I like mix-and-matching topics!
- For a while, it seemed like Nia would never catch up in the leveling department. ...Not anymore.Chugga: Wait, w-... Nia can get Level- How come you can get Level 99- (Beat; coyly) Because she's best girl. That's all there is to it.
- As if Finch's nicknames for Mòrag weren't embarrassing enough.Chugga: There's blood strewed about all over the ground; kinda messed up! I'm sure someone out there's liking it. Uh, Mòrag is gyrating all over the place at me saying these words. I had no idea such things made your mouth water, Morrie. (beat) Never calling you that again.
- Chugga referring to Immovable Gonzales as "Gunsales".
- It's the key to all glurge. You take something as savory as noodle soup, and you add the grossest ingredients possible.Gachagacha: Third prize is voucher for Argentum Noodle Soup! Second Prize is ticket for tour of factory in Mor Ardain!
Chugga: (retches) Get that trash outta here! That should be fifth prize! - Scamming? Not worth decapitating. We save that for rigged lottery systems.Sheba: We will be having our prize, or else we will be having your head. Which one will it be?
Chugga: She'll sever it with the heel of her boot. - Because the factory in Mor Ardain just wasn't enough squick.Chugga: Also, uh, look in that tub. I just want you to know that that bathtub is naturally a part of her body, given it was there upon her awakening. Uh, so, that tub water ain't tub water? That's some form of fluid that she secretes. What's the bathtub, you ask? ...Calcium!
- And just to further add to the Nausea Fuel...Chugga: Does that- Is that naturally-secreted fluid warm, naturally? Or does the tub get cold? Uh, either answer sounds equally disturbing.
- And just to further add to the Nausea Fuel...
- ...Are Nopon even allowed in U.A. High School?◇ Search for Tekuteku [DLC]Tekuteku Tekuteku! His quirk? Steel!
- Just one sentence, and you've already set your standards.Sarrac: Oh bother. Bother, bother, bother... I gotta do this. There's people counting on me. I gotta go in. ...But if I go in I'll die for sure. Damn...
Chugga: Winnie-the-Pooh is not allowed to say "damn"!- It also doesn't matter if he can't make a Pun in the moment; he still does it in post.Sarrac: ...Sorry, what I meant is, I'm screwed.
Flavor Text: Winnie the Screwed, am I right?
- It also doesn't matter if he can't make a Pun in the moment; he still does it in post.
- As soon as Chugga loses to the Svarm Appix, he's sent from the Geothermal Mining Plant... all the way to the Beraf Industry Ward.Chugga: WHAT?! You respawned me here?!
- The absolutely miserable time Chugga has against the Glaring Aspar.
- Chugga goes to seek out a Skill Check, and what does he do to pass the time? ...Sing Mor Ardain's night theme sped up, while Nia and Sheba are jumping about like headless ducks.
- Good thing the entoura- ...er, harem got Mike Wazowski'd.Chugga: (laughing his lungs out) The goat's ass is saying, (country accent) "Lady Mòrag, I've heard of this place. The water here will do wonders for your skin, belie-e-e-eve me."
- The best part is, he doesn't even realize it was an intentional gag censor until near the end of the cutscene.
- Episode 159: Lost Kingdom
- Something says that Dagas sees this as the vernacular of peasantry...Chugga: S'up, mah main poggers? I'm speaking the language of kings!
- Dost thou even listen to hearsay of royalty, knave?Dagas: As you know, I was once the ruler of a nation.
Chugga: Sorry, man. All I can focus on is the grind rail in the background and how amazed people were about that being a thing. - This really puts Rex's lack of intuition into perspective.Mòrag: Come now, Rex... Are you not even familiar with the history of your own homeland?
Rex: D-don't look at me like that!
Chugga: Yeah, Mòrag! We only built our first school... like, last week! - It's a crash! The entire world economy is destroyed!Chugga: (Zeke excavates only 10G; Beat) Man, Dagas. You sure created a national deficit, didn'tcha?
- Right as soon as Mòrag starts buttering Dagas up in Tantal, the camera zooms in to Nia looking... royally pissed.
- Chugga, just because the snow is white... does not make it antacid.Chugga: I ran all over the place; all over... kingdom cum, if you will!
- And to think, Nia seemed to be the least obedient at this point.
- In addition, the quest isn't holding any secrets anymore.◇ Dagas’ s Past: Folktales
- In addition, the quest isn't holding any secrets anymore.
- Dagas finishes off the Arrogant Behemoth with his Level 4 special, prompting Chugga to repeat the "What is a man?!" speech from when we first awakened him. The best part? The Behemoth disintegrates into particles in the following cutscene. Apparently, death was too good for this demon.
- Once a Stinger reaches box jellyfish territories, you just can't afford to let it make contact.Chugga: And as he puts his feet up, and, uh, makes us... (beat) Ohh, god, I don't even wanna finish that sentence.
- Something says that Dagas sees this as the vernacular of peasantry...
- Episode 160: Artificial Intelligence
- So, the portal to Ultra Megalopolis was atop the Tree of Life this entire time?Chugga: See that great, big, ol' shrubbery in the sky? ...That's where we're going, Cosmog!
- This time, there's not even any need to fly like an eagle to the Cloud Sea.Chugga: (camera focusing on Genbu) Hey, Zeke! I can see your house from here!
- The implications here are...
askew.Zeke: E-enough with the uncle thing! Can't I at least be, like…a big brother or something?!
Astelle: Oh, if you insist. Let's have a lovely trip together, "big bro"!
Zeke: …
Nia: Wow, Shellhead. I didn't know you were into that.
Chugga: Oohhh-ho-ho-ho!
Pandoria: Um, my Prince? Forgive me for saying so, but…you're creeping me out a little.
Chugga: (laughs even more) - Jumping across timelines to be a Deadpan Snarker? The man's dedicated.KOS-MOS: Do you…have some kind of problem with my body?
Shion: KOS-MOS…I really ought to put you on a diet! - Well, there's a reason why Pyra doesn't attend any hot spring scenes.Chugga: Astelle understands the real mission statement of this game!
- And here, it seemed like romance was the thing Rex was the densest about.Rex: Listen, Zeke, there's no point standing around arguing. It seems pretty clear Astelle isn't going to back down any time soon. Why don't we just give her a quick look at the Land of Morytha and then bring her straight back?
Chugga: Nooo, Rex! That isn't how you parent kids!- The analogy makes things even better.Chugga: Don't give the rat a cookie! He's gonna want a glass of milk! You've never heard of this!
- And the "in-universe" version.Chugga: Sorry, don't give the Bunnit a... monkey wrench? He's going to want... Mechon parts. There! I translated it into this universe's terminology!*
- The analogy makes things even better.
- So, the portal to Ultra Megalopolis was atop the Tree of Life this entire time?
Episodes 161-170
- Episode 161: Lingering Resentment
- You're a true Phantom Thief if you can pull a heist out from underneath your own nose.
- During the fight with the Indoline Skeems, one of them does an exaggerated scream and Chugga puts it into scrolling text on screen.
- Dark Action Girls always have an ace in their hole that they save as a last resort.Chugga: (notices T-elos' boot placement) It's on his crotch! You cannot tell me that she's not crushing his crotch! That's what she's doing!
- And just for good measure, Chugga catches people out thirsting over T-elos' ball crushing by giving her the voice of The Ahnold when she does the crush.
- Chugga spends quite a bit of time ragging on T-elos being an Adaptational Nice Guy, but then he goes over the aspect of her redesign...Chugga: I would say that KOS-MOS got the more accurate portrayal in being similar to her original costume and not being into such... (coyly) kinky stuff. (beat) Dude, T-elos is into kinky stuff more than Pikmin 2. That's saying a lot!
- Xenosaga's known for its Faux Symbolism, but this?KOS-MOS: Your treatment of those people was unwarranted.
(frame of Shion telling KOS-MOS, "You have no right to go about killing people!")
Chugga: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
- Episode 162: Otherworldly Fighter
- As it turns out, Chugga was hiding two surprises in the episode.Chugga: Ayy, Cap'n Paddy! What's going on?!
- And just to further embrace his Memetic Badassery...Padraig: I know my home's in an unprecedented situation, but what's one measly soldier going to do?
Chugga: You are not "one measly soldier". Do you see that helmet? That thing has gotta be so tall to house your brain! You are more than a measly soldier! (sigh) He's so dreamy...
- And just to further embrace his Memetic Badassery...
- Chugga's introduction of Pan-Fried Tartari (made via Pyra's Cooking) being one of Rex's favourite Pouch Items.Chugga: I want you to know Rex's favorite thing comes out of Pyra.
- Sometimes, it's better not knowing how the Pan-Fried Tartari gets made.Chugga: The Mookah Flour that we'll be putting into Rex's food is found in the Disused Processing Plant. Someone out there is getting catharsis from this, I'm sure.
- Says the man whose favorite drink is a laxative.Chugga: Tora likes the Silken Stool that's bought in Leftheria! ...I personally don't like having a silken stool. Not a big fan of laxative.
- Oh, yanderes. Never wanting competition.Pyra: Hmm-hmm! You know me well!
Azami: You know me so well...
Chugga: She just one-upped Pyra! (laughs) She got jealous! Oooh! - Chugga disappoints Nopon Archsage-senpai.Nopon Archsage: Nopon Archsage expecting good show.
(Gilligan Cut to FAILURE)
Chugga: Nope, that's a fail.
(cut to second FAILURE)
Mythra: Not again, Rex!
Chugga: SHUT UP, MYTHRA! - The camera zooming into the words "distant planet". Serves as both foreshadowing and a musical jab.
- Caitlin Glass' vocal cords weren't the only things shattered that day.Elma: AAAUUUGH!!!
Chugga: Whoa, she sounded like she was in some real pain there! (beat) Hey, I'd be in pain, too, if I was being beaten up by a better game. (laughs maniacally) I'm over here spittin' fire! What're you gonna do about it?! Enjoy unsubscribing, the other 5 people who actually bought a Wii U! - "Yes, we can call our games Xenoblade Chronicles, even if they have nothing to do with each other, as long as we shoehorn something called 'Blades' no matter how unrelated!"
- Well, Fried Tatsu does sound delectable right about now...Tora: Wh-what is problem…? Why friend Elma looking at Tora like Tora eat Elma's breakfast…?
Chugga: (whispering) 'Cause you are breakfast, Tora...
- As it turns out, Chugga was hiding two surprises in the episode.
- Episode 163: The Armu Who Lived
- In Xenoblade, there've been bird ladies, cat ladies, and Na'vi ladies, but never squid ladies.Dax: Turf wars are such a pain, though. Personally I'd probably just give up and leave. But in Torigoth, it looks like everyone will be getting along well pretty soon!
Chugga: I know. So much easier to predict what people are gonna do in Tower Control than in Turf Wars. - Poppi QTπ still remembers the events of the early game, so she throws herself off of Hardhaigh Palace to leave no evidence behind.Chugga: Whoa! Uh... QTπ was testing how indestructible she really is.
- After assuring that this is #NotAMercMission, Chugga returns to Don Dondon's Red Room... only to find Zadazan surrounded by smoke.Chugga: ...Is he smoking weed in here, and making himself a g-... gas chamber, or something?! What the heck?!
- When discussing what items he recommends feeding to the eventual Relentless Arduran, Chugga uses the interface he normally uses for recipes. The recipe is listed as being for "1 Hellspawn Cow".
- After claiming that Stench is the only caveat with grinding on the Relentless Arduran, in comes Tora's Weaksauce Weakness.Chugga: Oh, no! Tor- No! What is it with fences in this game?! (beat) That's of-fence-ive!
- A Blade brothel sounds like something that would be in Tantal.
- In Xenoblade, there've been bird ladies, cat ladies, and Na'vi ladies, but never squid ladies.
- Episode 164: Frigate Ophion
- Now, Chugga. Don't sink to the lows of the spoiled brat.KOS-MOS: (fills out her Affinity Chart) Full admin rights granted.
Zeke: Rather impressive!
Chugga: You mean we can Take Off Your Clothes now? O-Okay, no, no, no-no-no! I'm not getting into that conversation! - "He punched me in the dick! ...Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?!"Chugga: (slashes at Pernicious Benf's crotch) Oh, I neutered it.
- Chugga comes extremely close to failing because he clocks in over 7,000,000 damage on the Benf, it isn't enough to kill, and he has a lot of trouble trying to topple it. Thankfully, he does kill it, but just when it seems like all the spoils are accounted for...
- Cloud Sea King Ken is taken down... and out pops the rewards from the hole on his bum.Chugga: Eewww, that came out of that orifice?! Do I really wanna go diggin' around in that?
- Odds are, the Trade Guild would fall off of Argentum and into the Cloud Sea faster than Indol if this were actually the case.Chugga: We're back at Argentum! Oh no, the strongest Superboss is gonna be Bana?! Nnnooooo! Uh, nah. I'm actually just here to refine some Aux Cores.
- Right as soon as the party engages Artifice Ophion, Mythra comes running up with the text, "Wait up, guys!" Apparently, Mythra wanted to see her childhood pet again.
- The fact that Chugga's optimal strategy for raking in damage with Dagas... is having him stand in the corner.
- It's no wonder Chugga wasn't willing to be lenient on Astelle.
- And just because Chugga is an equal-opportunity sadomasochist...
- Yes, memorials can happen in the middle of warfare, but this is just ridiculous.Chugga: Poor Pyra! Just laying defeated, mourning Rex while we're just bashing up everything right around her face!
- Now, Chugga. Don't sink to the lows of the spoiled brat.
- Episode 165: You Teach Me So Much
- Chugga stuck to his word of reading out every comment on his suggestions video. ...Every last one.Curly Brace: Chugga please jump at least once
- Way to turn the kid from dour to sour.Damien: I'll never forget what the Ardainians did.
Padraig: DON'T FORGET ME. - During the fight with Antecedent Xiaxia (a Blade Bot Malos left behind in the old factory)...Chugga: Aww, dropped an accessory for you, Nia! Aww, Malos was thinking of you.
Flavor Text: Saber Attachment is for QTπ... Even Malos rejects Nia. - Afterwards, during the fight with Unflinching Saxton, Corvin hits the damage cap with a Smash Art.
- The question is, can you tell us how to get to Alrest?Chugga: Also, you ever kinda notice how there's a lot of Sesame Street characters in Xenoblade? We had Deep-Green Oscar; what does that make you think of? And then, Y'know, her letter- name's one letter away from Elmo, and she's red. So, y'know, kinda feminine Elmo?
Elma: (Elmo voice) Mm! I'm going to repopulate the human race! - Poppi once again jumps off a cliff for no reason as Tora watches before turning and walking away.
- Chugga stuck to his word of reading out every comment on his suggestions video. ...Every last one.
- Episode 166: Where We Used to Be
- Chugga cackles for ten seconds straight upon the game loading in Rex's costume mid-cutscene.Chugga: He ducked down, and when he came up, he had different clothes on!
- Chugga's precise description of Torna's relationship with Rex.
- Whereas Nia gets to have her Core Crystal out in the open, Pyra...Rex: (zoom-in to Pyra's Gormotti outfit) …Is that a Core Crystal…?
Chugga: I don't know, Rex! Is it? - And here, he said that wasn't his plan.Chugga: (in-cutscene Panty Shot of Nia; laughs uncontrollably) I picked the right costume, like I said!
- Chugga cackles for ten seconds straight upon the game loading in Rex's costume mid-cutscene.
- Episode 167: Severance Package
- Of all things, one of Nia's hidden affinities is called Sore Loser.Chugga: Throwin' shade, Takahashi! (sighs) It just goes to show ya', Takahashi hates you if you're a grey-hair girl and your name ends in A.
- The reference many fans were surprised to hear from Chugga.Chugga: You know what? (activates Pneuma) Screw the rules! I have green hair!
- When fighting against Captain Padraig, Chugga replaces the battle music with... this.
- An apple a day keeps the Flamebringer away.Chugga: (once Brighid arrives) Her hair is green apple-flavored, and looks even more delicious!
- QTπ was obviously modeled after Pyra, but this...Chugga: (as Tora wearing a Pyra shirt) I was stalking you, Pyra!
- Chugga not having enough for Tora to learn Nopon Topple by a mere 13 skill points.
- As it turns out, both of Sever's favorite Pouch Items are liked equally as much by Electra. ...Because nothing says destructive beast quite like unconfident child.
- Sever has a skill that boosts the damage of surprise attacks. And Chugga has an accessory that boosts damage of the first Driver Art of a fight. How does he demonstrate what these can do together? ONESHOTTING TERRITORIAL ROTBART! (With footage courtesy of speedrunner Enel)
- Dromarch, you know you're in an alternate timeline. Don't hype up Mòrag as end-all, be-all.
- The Mayne Driver got promoted! He's now the test monkey for Blade skills.Chugga: Sever also wanted to attack from behind.
- Chugga finds a fellow pun-lover in an unlikely place...Sever: Think this'll cut it? Get it? Cut!
Chugga: (squealing laughter) Man, I love the ultimate evil a lot more than I thought I would! Malos, you the man! You know how to raise a child!
- Of all things, one of Nia's hidden affinities is called Sore Loser.
- Episode 168: Vandham Delicious!
- Must suck to play God and have all your subordinates hate you.Chugga: Hey, everybody, it's Chuggaaconroy!
Party: (screams)
Chugga: Oh, come on! I'm not that annoying! - For some reason, even though Chugga is doing Electra's quest with Vandham, he's nowhere to be found, and out of nowhere, Mòrag, Brighid, Zeke, and Pandoria show up. The former two have already been shown off, but because the latter two haven't, how are they censored? ...Zeke's official art and Pandoria dabbing.
- In one shot, Zeke's legs as part of his costume are visible. The next, he's hooded again.
- As Chugga points out, Zeke's Purple Lightning Dreamsmasher sword is placed in a pretty... erotic location. Not helped by Zeke walking shirtless.
- It was at this moment that Chugga knew... he fucked up.Zeke: …Huh? Turters?
Chugga: Where were you keeping him? I'm scared to ask- Oh my god, the turtle head thing! Nnnooooo! - So, does this mean Anya Taylor-Joy will voice her in the movie adaptation?Mythra: We'll call you guys... Mythra's Mynions.
Chugga: And then it hits you that she's yellow. - Chugga ends up awakening Perdido, but because he was eating food, he begins choking upon realizing who it is.
- I dunno, Chugga, I think you're giving him too much Flak.Chugga: Heh, Ferocious Jugger? More like Jugger-NOT! ...'Cause you're dead.
- Must suck to play God and have all your subordinates hate you.
- Episode 169: On The Rocks
- The fact that the thumbnail for Episode 169 has Rex and Mythra sleeping together.
- The only way to get in someone's pants is to simply not wear pants.Chugga: (Nia is crosslegged on a stool) Nia, why are you sitting that way?! ...Man, uh, really desperate for some of that hot 15-year old action, aren'tcha?
- Go figure that Perdido's Level III Special would be called 💎👐.
- Upon getting to Alba Cavanich, Chugga has some good news to share. In New Game Plus, you can complete Bearing Her Soul in only... 7 hours.
- Countdown to Torna in 5... 4... No time for a full countdown.Mythra: But that's a story for idk ten more episodes?
- Some glorious Black Comedy happens when he does Vess' Heart-to-Heart, BEFORE he does her quest and before Mabon dies. Seeing Mabon sitting there while his kids and amnesiac Blade act like he's dead is hilariously morbid.Chugga: Mabon, you have some very rude children!
- Chugga's hilariously terrible Nia impression.
- Haze probably does have Medium Awareness, all things considered...Chugga: (notices "Fan la Norne") Get that name off the top of your head! This is New Game Plus! You deserve your real name! Eu-heugh!
- Episode 170: Left to Indol
- While discussing Poppi being away on a Merc Mission, the Class Effect bar ends up covering Tora's eyes, to which some Flavor Text describes it as, "Worlds longest shadez!"Chugga: Cool Shades you got there, Tora.
- Okay, for one, Zanza isn't this world's god. Two, he would not be merciful to Rex's parents.Chugga: For all the tropes that people point out in this game, I love how Rex's parents aren't alive and bad guys. Thank Zanza.
- Rex and Haze walk into Corrine's house... only to find Nia laying spread eagle.
- Oh, can it, Chugga. You're intimate with Daisy; you know all about third eyes.Chugga: Oh, no. Don-Don't tell me... (pans camera behind Newt) She has an eye in the back of her he- NOOO! (beat) This Blade is so freakin' creepy! ...And now she's got her hands on her own ass! Or, are they even her hands? I don't know; that makes it worse!
- Just like last time, Chugga takes a snapshot of Rex laying spread eagle, only in orange clothes rather than blue.
- While discussing Poppi being away on a Merc Mission, the Class Effect bar ends up covering Tora's eyes, to which some Flavor Text describes it as, "Worlds longest shadez!"
Episodes 171-180
- Episode 171: Dino Drama
- Chugga's ready to cut to the first event of the video, only for Nia to clap, which provokes Chugga to turn the camera to find... Nia staring at Zeke's crotch.
- There's Woolseyism, and then there's whatever in Zanza's name this is.Chugga: They changed the Zohar's name to the Regurgitator! This might be the biggest downgrade in canon I've ever seen!
- The massive "excuse me" from Chugga when he realizes he's awakened Akhos.Chugga: (beat) He wrote me into one of his plays!
- Into Theoscaldia Palace Mòrag goes... and she suddenly gets a hat out of nowhere.
- Chugga claiming that Zeke toppled the gigantic "precarious icicle" obstacle with his pinky finger, playing into his reputation as a Chuck Norris-like Memetic Badass.
- Chugga referring to Akhos as Mr. Overpowered Sexypants.
- Episode 172: Bygone Jin
- He's lucky that Dunban's not around to hear that.Fiora: Where's this power coming from?
Chugga: Outta your ass! - The sight of Mòrag shredding a fish to smithereens... using the Monado.Chugga: It's the Monado's lot in life to be used for this! Just like the time that Reyn "borrowed" the Monado and tried to use it to chop vegetables!
- Chugga taking the Catharsis Factor of having Pyra/Mythra in Chapter 7 up to eleven by not just having her in the party during the Malos fight, but also putting Malos through a Humiliation Conga by also siccing his own weapon (via Shulk) and his former Blade (Sever) on him through Rex.
- Said Humiliation Conga doesn't end with Malos.Chugga: (to the tune of "Camptown Races" while making Jin repeatedly jump on Amalthus' throne) Oh, Jinny likes to dance and sing, doo-dah, doo-dah, oh really yes he really does, oh doo-dah day! Kill the men all night, kill the men all day, I hate Amalthus with every fiber of me!
- Said Humiliation Conga doesn't end with Malos.
- When detailing a glitch where the player can access the pause menu with Pneuma active, Chugga goes to her Affinity Chart, only to find that it's only five skill points, all of which being Key Affinities.Chugga: Pffft! ...Okay, that's just funny. (realization) It gave us an Ultimate Weaponry for that!
- Pneuma's causing her Aegis to become erect at all times? That won't be the only thing erect, then...Chugga: Wow, Rex. Uh, just walking around with that in your pants? I know her outfit's pret-
- Jin's making his way down Titans, monarchs pass, and he's Elysium-bound.
- As Argentum knows, Jin's apocalypse plan is Made in Elysium.Chugga: (lens flare engulfs Argentum behind Jin) Why is the world ending?
- As if Jin needed any money once he becomes the dominator of Alrest.Chugga: Hey, hey, Jin. Jin, Jin. (beat) YA' KNOW HE CAN'T DO CREEEDIT!
- Chugga really abuses godhood by lowering Jin to Level 1, taking his Bonus EXP, and cashing it in for Ether Crystals.
- He's lucky that Dunban's not around to hear that.
- Episode 173: Mik Flurry
- Chugga going down the ice ramp again... on Dromarch.Chugga: Oh, nooooooo- (cut to black)
- So, that's what really happened to Houdini. He's been living a second life as a Nopon scientist.Chugga: (Tora has disappeared) Honey, I broke the Tora!
- Roc's just a magnet for disaster, aren't they?Roc: Yo! Isn't today just the greatest day? It is, right?!
Chugga: "Today's the greatest da-" Amalthus is blowing up Mor Ardain! - Hey, at least he was credited in the opening; one can expect that, at least.Chugga: We won't be able to go over his full capabilities, also, hardy hardy har, Tetsuya Nomura.
- To think that even when Mikhail's alive, his Merc Group can still be heart-wrenching.Chugga: (Mikhail's Merc Group name is We Happy Few) Ohhh, that hits me in the heart, what your Merc Group is called!
- At this rate, every member of Torna will have cheated death.Akhos: (arriving from a Merc Mission) Time for my curtain call!
Chugga: (wheeze) You just died! What're you doing?!
- Chugga going down the ice ramp again... on Dromarch.
- Episode 174: Read My Lips
- He certainly has his priorities in order...Chugga: I wanna open up with the thrilling topic...
Rex: Where's the greenery? The water? Birdsong?
** When pointing out a reused asset (the road sign in Elysium being the same one in Morytha), Chugga imagines the highway extends into space by driving your car into the World Tree's elevator.
- He certainly has his priorities in order...
- While Garram is talking about Rhys' Salvager talents, Tora and Poppi throw a celebration... to suicide.
- Go figure that Mikhail's debut would be against Malos.Chugga: Mikhail, time to beat up your old boss.
- In The Stinger, Chugga reveals what was really said during the ending cutscene.Mythra: (in an Ardainian Soldier's voice) Think you can take me?!
- Episode 175: The King's Cressidus
- Chugga gets caught off-guard by Nia pushing Rex out of the way on the title screen, which is one of two bonus title screens for clearing New Game Plus, being the rarer of the two. When trying to go for the more common one...
- Chugga comes up with a Large Ham intro fitting Cressidus' wrestling motif, but... mixes up words in the best possible way.Chugga: And his name is Cressidus! He's gonna get in the ring and put elbows to asses! You see his ass, it's... (cracks up laughing) It was gonna be, "you see his elbows," but I'm like, "you see his asses," oh no!
- Ah, yes. Rex having an orgy with Rosie Palms, Titan Knuckles, and Dick Juggler. Nothing can go wrong here.Chugga: (Rex is standing with Newt, Cressidus, and Perdido) ...This is gonna be an awkward foursome.
- Episode 176: PATROKAPALOOZA
- Based on the description and the Caps Lock abuse on the title, somebody isn't happy to see her again.Description: We--- AAAAAH!!!!!
- Because only Bowser can pull off Ready for Lovemaking well.Patroka: (laying down on her side) I'm Patroka, so what.
Chugga: Don't you dare pretend like you're sexy! - Are you sure you're not a tsundere for Patroka, Chugga?Chugga: (after realizing he's on the wrong Heart-to-Heart) Oh, this is Blushy Crushy. How awkward.
- It's like the game is a teacher, and Chugga is a superintendent doing assigned seating.Chugga: Oh, boy! It's right over by Godfrey! We're just seeing all the best characters today!
- Here Perdido is, not telling you to discriminate, Chugga.Perdido: Each weapon has its strengths and its weaknesses.
Chugga: Well, except for the hammer. The hammer only has weaknesses. - Chugga's not willing to forgive anybody associated with Vandham's death.Akhos: Though it is in a state of some disrepair… Perhaps it needs a little fixing up.
Chugga: Whose fault is that? - How very courteous of you, Chugga.Chugga: I don't wanna sleep with Patrokaaaaa! Mikhail can do it instead.
- See, Chugga? It's like Mikhail said, branching out your friend circle can do you good.
- It's true! Blondes do have more fun!Chugga: I have to know.
Zeke: You're a good bloke.
Mikhail: See? Some people get it! In fact, you've just won my heart. Let's get married, you and me!
Chugga: OOOOOHH!!! (laughs)
Patroka: You really will just take about anyone, huh?
Chugga: Patroka! How dare you bash that! ...I wanted to know if he'd do- Zeke looks so uncomfortable, wow! - The Stinger's one for the scrapbook.Patroka: Hey, I'm not worthless!
Chugga: YES, YOU AAAAARE!!!
- Based on the description and the Caps Lock abuse on the title, somebody isn't happy to see her again.
- Episode 177: Newt Recruits
- Curiosity salted the snail. Beware of Newt's wandering eye, you little poriferan.Chugga: (Newt turns around to show her giant eye) You just had to turn around and show that to me. I'd never seen your idle animation before, and this is how you repay me? Euugh...
Flavor Text: EYE-dle animation? - Dughall and Padraig weren't enough for the Ardainian Empire, and Chugga just ain't feelin' the pride.Captain: Grand Marshal!
Chugga: Wwwhat? (exits out of the game) I'm sorry to interrupt this scene, but that's Senator Roderich in a bad wig! I am laughing at this guy! - Just because we're above the Cloud Sea doesn't mean we have to turn our ships into boats.Chugga: Also, why are the wings made out of wood?! It's your own damn fault that your ships are getting burned by these fire-breathing birds who rule the skies in this place! I'm just sayin'!
- Well, like they say in Brooklyn, the early Nopon gets the Tasty Sausage. ...Or, is it the bagel?Tora: Did Newt eat something bad? Worms from ground look tasty but they not.
Chugga: Pfft! Do you wanna be admitting this, Tora? - The fact that, because Chugga's too high-level, he manages to burst his way into Hardhaigh Palace when he's meant to fight the Ardainian soldiers per the staged infiltration mission. Makes Mor Ardain look like a buncha jokas.
- Even better, Chugga was actually warned beforehand by a commenter to lower the party's levels in order to prevent the Anti-Climax, but because the comment specifically said "below 90", Chugga walks into the mission in the late 80s, rendering the warning moot.
- Curiosity salted the snail. Beware of Newt's wandering eye, you little poriferan.
- Episode 178: A Heart Torn Apart
- Two Blades, one Driver.Chugga: (Nia is bent over in front of Cressidus) Uhh...
Nia: Hold up! Hold the hell up!
Chugga: That looks so wrong, having his hands there when she's leani- oh my god! - Chugga lamenting Cressidus not getting enough attention from the fandom... but saying he's looked and never found any Cressidus x Reader fanfics. Um... Chugga? Do you have something to tell us?
- Chugga has to stay at Rex's house with Patroka to unlock a Heart-to-Heart for her. First:Chugga: Ewwww! Rex, this is the girl you bring home?! Ugh.
- Then he... "imitates" Patroka's voice while reading her dialogue. And, to his horror, enjoys it.Chugga: God, she's fun to talk as- AAAAAAARGHHHHHH! There's an evil wolf fighting inside me, and that's horrible for my GI tract!
- An entire swarm of Rez Drivers shouting "YOU'RE DONE" right at Jin's face.
- There's only one Ardainian Soldier left alive on the Titan Battleship, and what's he doing before Jin smites him?Chugga: This guy's just been here talking to himself at a desk this entire time, while he is the last Ardainian left alive!
- Two Blades, one Driver.
- Episode 179: Last of the Blades
- The video starts with a Resurrection/Death Loop, and somebody's not happy about it.Chugga: Stop ruining the moment, Mythra! Really! (sigh)
- You should know all too well, Mr. King of Luck. Those who fight fate suffer severe consequences. And this was after bragging about not needing to farm Core Crystals all through New Game+ until now.Chugga: My chances of getting this Blade, I calculated it that, with Nia's Luck stat where it is, my Idea stats where they are, and using mostly Rare Core Crystals, generally speaking, I've got somewhere around a 2.5-3% chance of pulling this each time that I try? (beat) I failed it 90 times in a row.
- After purchasing a Whitebait-Samod Hotpot for Fiora, the screen freezes on a Tantalese man staring at the screen. ...MENACINGLY!
- There's certainly zanier ways to be brought back from the dead...(Ravenwing Skull zips in from off-screen)
Chugga: (as Ravenwing Skull) Whuh! Uh, sorry guys, I'm late! - Two and a Half-Man.Mikhail: (after his Affinity Chart is filled out) Runnin' out of room for improvement!
Chugga: ...I'll say!
Mikhail: Take a picture; it'll last longer!
Chugga: (giggles; takes a snapshot) Yes, sir! - You just have to Kick the Dog whilst kicking them out, don't you, Chugga?Chugga: And I can think of no one better to start with thaaan...
Godfrey: Chin up. We'll meet again, for sure.
Chugga: ...Wow. He took that better than I thought he would. - ...That raises a question. Would Driver-Blade intercourse result in a Flesh-Eater baby?
- Crossette's release quote hits Chugga... a little too hard.Chugga: I am the scum that does the Genocide Route in Undertale, and then... resets like nothing happened, and... m-makes friends with everyone as though everything's all hunky dory! I'M AWFUUUL!!!
- The video starts with a Resurrection/Death Loop, and somebody's not happy about it.
- Episode 180: Mystery Launch Codes
- Chugga switches over to Tora's Blade menu, and for some reason, the game crashes.
- Who knows if Klaus ever invented mobile phones?Adenine: We'll need to go back to the Data Processing Room in the World Tree.
Chugga: Oh, you just wanna go home and, like, get your charger, don't you? - Chugga turns the Nameless Sentinel into an absolute joke thanks to the combo of Tora's Topple Art and Zeke's 1,000,000 Volt Launch Art, coupled with how much the newly-acquired Eye of Shining Justice boosts Zeke's attack.Chugga: I swear this is a hard fight, guys! I was warned to not do this outside of New Game Plus!
Episodes 181-190
- Episode 181: The End of the Beginning
- Right before showing what Best Girl Fan Tora actually looks like, his shirt is edited to have Kasandra on it.Flavor Text: OOPS
- In going over Rex and Zeke's swimsuits, Chugga gets to share a horrifying piece of Xeno lore... Zeke canonically has nipples and Rex doesn't!
- Who was the real model inspiration?Chugga: Pro Swimmer Pyra. Hey, look! She's the Pro Controller! Stole that one from Luxin.
- Elma's practically gone yandere for Chugga once he's ready to do Torna ~ The Golden Country.Elma: (cocks her gun at the screen) You can't finish this Let's Play! I'd have to kill you!
- The Stinger. Just... The Stinger.Rex: Wait, it's all science fiction?
Elma: (gun pointed at his head) Always has been.
- Right before showing what Best Girl Fan Tora actually looks like, his shirt is edited to have Kasandra on it.
- Episode 182: Torna ~ The Golden Country
- As if her heart wasn't crushed into pieces enough...Chugga: Damn, Lora! Why'd you have to go kick that Volff nest?
- Chugga reads most of the tutorials casually, until he gets to this part, and descends into a screeching mess of SqueeChugga: Did you see the notification that said new tips have been added? In this game YOU CAN CHECK PREVIOUS TUTORIALS FROM THE MENU WOOOOOO! FINALLY THE BAD TUTORIALS ARE GONE!!!
- Only because you know who Mikhail will grow up to be, right?Chugga: I love being insufferably upbeat whenever someone else is being a grumpypants, Lora!
- We all knew Chugga liked the quality-of-life changes in Torna, but... not this much.Chugga: And while we're on the subject of just telling this game what a long dick it has...
- When fighting an Arlo Kapiba, Chugga edits on... who else?
- Lora learned Sky Uppercut! She is Fire/Fighting-type, after all.Lora: (zoom-in) SHORYUKEN!
- IIIIIt's humiliation tiiime!Chugga: Not a lot of communities are like that! I mean, the Danganronpa fandom doesn't know the meaning of the word "spoilers". I mean, heck. They cosplay Walking Spoilers at conventions, for god's sake.
- The Dumb Blonde jokes write themselves for the simpleton.Chugga: Chopped [Mythra] down like the butter her hair is!
- As if her heart wasn't crushed into pieces enough...
- Episode 183: What Bars the Way
- You see those things, too, Lora?Chugga: (as Lora) "A Simple Errand". I wear it on my forehead, to show that I am here to help.
- As if we hadn't forgotten about the Wing Ceremony, now Community is burned into our retinas.
- The utter humiliation that is trying to aggro a Salsh Rhogul.Chugga: I will WAIT HERE! You HAVE to land eventually!
- "Creative" cuisine? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.Chugga: Whole Upa on a Bun! Sweet Feris Dumplings! Chaos Stralu! Pureed Sculpin Parfait! Spicy Scorpion Cookie! INCONCEIVABLE Pudding! And Grisly Mille-Feuille.
- Down in the comments, this episode marks the start of a Running Gag in which commenter Cole Frazee relates the events of each episode as if Mythra were recounting the story of the Aegis War to Rex and friends.
- You see those things, too, Lora?
- Episode 184: Barmy Tale of Barney
- When talking to Isabella, Chugga gives her the absolute cheesiest Scottish accent the world has seen since Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.Chugga: Oh, an' one moh thing! YA' KNOW SHE CAN'T DO CREEEDIT!
- Chugga then proceeds to pronounce "Barney Stone" — sorry, "BARRRRNEY STUNE" with the same horrible accent every time it pops up.
- When talking to Isabella, Chugga gives her the absolute cheesiest Scottish accent the world has seen since Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
- Episode 185: Wild and Free
- Of all the possible ways to remember an NPC by...Chugga: Gedd, I knew it was some sort of race from Animorphs.
- No wonder Chugga latches onto Mikhail so much. To the simp goes the spoiled relationship.Chugga: I relate to this guy so hard. I, uh... was going after a girl who was aromantic in, um... middle school, and, uh... didn't really understand what that was at the time, where'd anybody could be such a thing when I was, like, 12, so, uh... yeaaah, didn't go well! Didn't go well at all!
- While Haze is talking to Mini, both Addam and Mythra somehow pull off Instant Transmission.
- From the looks of this nest, I would estimate the Overaffectionate Murph is about the size of a large ostrich. Perhaps 6 or more feet tall with multicolored, decorative plumage, and huge, bright red lips.Chugga: Moonbeam Banana, there it is! Right behind the, uh... Overaffectionate Bird of Death! He just wants to give you birdy kisses as he crushes your lip doing so! Been there, done that. Had a bruise from it. ...It hurt so good!
- Maybe Chugga was the reason master chef Pyra was conceived by Mythra.
- When talking to an NPC named Doc, Chugga gives him... what he thinks is the voice of Doc from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Made even better by the quest description.◇ Doc, The Miasma SlayerLess successful than the Buffy HD Remaster…
- Of all the possible ways to remember an NPC by...
- Episode 186: Hugo The Great
- That, or Malos was trying to kill Mor Ardain's Titan faster.Chugga: Boy, after seeing the state this village is in? No wonder the Empire took over Gormott so easily!
- She's going to the Snack Bar...Chugga: Yeah, Mythra! Put those things away! There's children here! Oh, you only have one Artifice? Oh, sorry. I thought you had more than one.
- I, Prince Addam Origo, have a dream that I know is ju-... Oh. Looks as though my adversaries have already done it for me.Chugga: These are really bad bandits! They left basically everything that contained money! ...I don't get it! With these Red Pollen Orbs, they even left all the drugs! What, do they just wanna kill for the fun of it, or something?!
- Maybe Klaus needed this to keep Ontos from entering the World of the Titans.Chugga: Evilbane Perfume! (beat) We'll just, like, spray this in Malos' face, and he goes, "AAAHH, IT BURNS!", like pepper spray.
- That, or Malos was trying to kill Mor Ardain's Titan faster.
- Episode 187: Returning to the Site
- Of all the Freudian Slips he could possibly make, Chugga somehow mispronounces Malos as Tora.
- Episode 188: Where's the Boy Gone?
- Fitting for the simpleton to be simpleminded.Mythra: Oh, just a certain snob who's always giving me the stink-eye because I'm not "acting with the proper decorum".
Chugga: (Brighid stares at Mythra with her eyes closed) Man, she gives you the stink-eye without even opening her eye. That's impressive. - Is this how Aegises can find where each other are?Mythra: Yeah, I'm not so hot on all that stuff. So I tread carefully.
Chugga: (beat) Do you? Do you actually? 'Cause, I dunno, man. Like... Treading on that stuff, you might as well have squeakers attached to the bottom of their shoes. - Frankly, there's not much of a need for such a place on Alrest when Titan Battleships already exist.Chugga: The Traveler's Charm, and you don't even need to unlock the Touring Entertainer's Shack for it!
- If only Haze was passed on to Emperor Niall...
- Ahh, nothing like a little Toy Ship to get your Pokémon anime fan gears into motion.Mikhail: Milton started it!
Milton: Shut it, you!
Chugga: ...I ship it. No, okay, no. That's pretty wrong. They're, like, 8! (chuckles) - Trying to keep Lora away from Addam, eating her heart when she's about to die... Dear god, Jin really is a yandere.Chugga: I dunno if Jin would like you gettin' so close to another man like that, Lora! ...Man, he is really obsessed with her! It's kinda nuts! (laughs)
- Fitting for the simpleton to be simpleminded.
- Episode 189: Starting a Community
- It's another good, long episode of nothing but sidequests, and the comments are not gonna let this go unnoticed.MaxAutoAttack: "This time, we're doing sidequests" Ah, it's so nice to see so much story progress lately!
Opening in Awe: We do the community a service.
Aka sidequests go brrrr- - Kaeda's "Mad Naming Skills" gets her a Blade Skill callout.60% chance to do a canon-annulling attack.
- The absolute gong show that is Addam taking copious amounts of fall damage (which Chugga blames on Addam having weak knees), getting relentlessly pursued by a pack of Firm Volffs; then getting aggroed by a Gloomy Aspar that's out for blood, who then proceeds to lightly shove Addam off the root to his death. Hero of Torna, everybody!Lora: I blame gravity for that one.
Chugga: ...Lora! - And, what? Will Cole's play about Vandham be televised on The BBC?Brighid: Your Majesty… I beg to differ. "Friend" is hardly the appropriate word…
Mythra: For once, I agree with ol' bluebottle here.
Chugga: (laughs hard) Ahh, Simpleton & Bluebottle, coming this fall on FOX! My favorite sitcom! - If catching that thing is so important, why do anything else?! There's no reason to watch any of the other players! That's such a stupid rule!◇ Seeking a SeekerEver think about how Quidditch is a terribly-designed game?
- It's another good, long episode of nothing but sidequests, and the comments are not gonna let this go unnoticed.
- Episode 190: Growing a Community
- Meh, he doesn't do nearly enough inner monologues...Chugga: Hey, guys. Check it out! I'm Addam Driver!
- Just like eating your own house, this is a lot to take in.Chugga: A Taste of Home! (beat) I tried licking my house when I was 5. It, uh... was high in iron? (rimshot)◇ A Taste of HomeWhy, yes. Mythra’ s cooking does taste like house.
- If he were, he'd be banging Brighid right about now.Hugo: We're not done yet!
Chugga: Wait, d-did the Ardainian say, "You're not done yet"? ...Hugo? Hugo. (beat) Are you the Iblis Trigger? - As soon as Chugga finds out that Hassan wanted a bad Chilsainian Kascha...Chugga: (Mythra learns how to make Chilsainian Kascha DX) Pfft! ...Oh, god. No! (beat) Well, uh... I hope his mother got to say that she loved him before he died!
- It didn't matter how much Mythra relied on the Aegis Secret Technique, Whistling Bathein was still able to get a cheap shot in on her.Whistling Bathein: YOU'RE DONE!!! (kills Mythra in a single shot)
- Meh, he doesn't do nearly enough inner monologues...
Episodes 191-200
- Episode 191: Feeding an Army
- It's like every time a Prince appears in Alrest, someone's gotta take the piss out of them.Kaleena: Having someone you can communicate with so well… I have to say, I'm envious.
Chugga: Addam would know nothing about that whatsoever! Wow! Way to ostracize your... what, 12th-in-line for the throne? - Not even a story-expanding prequel can throw him a bone...Chugga: Bye, Aegaeon! (laughs) I guess we just won't explain you at all!
- The parallels between Feris and the Pride are rather uncanny, no?
- It's like every time a Prince appears in Alrest, someone's gotta take the piss out of them.
- Episode 192: You Broke This Bridge
- Apparently, Tirkin taste like stew.Jin: It looks like I'm on dinner duty tonight. Does anyone have any requests?
Mythra: Ooohh, do something meaty!
Jin: Understood. Steamed vegetables, it is.
Chugga: Jin, I thought you were cooking your special dish tonight! What're you accepting input for? - Chugga switches to Brighid to take on a party healing role, and it seems like things are going well for once, with one of the two Sordis Rhoguls being killed. That is, until the other Rhogul uses a Blowdown Art on Brighid, she falls off the cliff... and she plops face-first onto the precipice below.
- And if that wasn't humiliating enough, Brighid also has the misfortune of later getting farted on by a Gogol. Did Mythra write the script for this episode, or what?
- Apparently, Tirkin taste like stew.
- Episode 193: Return of the Emperor
- Spoiling it right off the bat, our reward for 100% Completion... is SHOPPING.
- In a post-battle conversation, Lora denies anything going on between her and Jin. Chugga disagrees.Chugga: Oooooooh, somethin' goin' on! I don't buy it for a second! Ah, it would be insufferable for me to have a crush on you.
- Chugga's reaction to Lora's favorite Pouch Item.Lora: (sighs) Jin's cooking is always so mouth-watering.
Chugga: I don't think it's just his cooking that is.
Jin: (unlocks a new Affinity Node) In the kitchen or not, I'm your man.
Chugga: (laughs) Well-timed, Jin. - Sometimes, he lies awake at night and asks, "When will it all end?" Then, a voice comes to him that says, "When Monolith decides to stop hating you."Aegaeon: Use my power to its utmost!
Chugga: Gotcha, won't use you at all.
- Episode 194: Lurking in the Shadows
- Hearing Jin first mutter "Flesh-Eater" hits differently, huh?Chugga: Man, watching Jin is like watching a slow-moving trainwreck!
- The lack of a Nopon party member's already starting to become jarring.
- Hearing Jin first mutter "Flesh-Eater" hits differently, huh?
- Episode 195: Punpun’s Rival
- Maybe this was the order of despair Amalthus was trying to rain upon Alrest.Chugga: ...Why do I keep pausing to switch the party? No, this is Torna ~ The Golden Country! This is not the Alrest of 500 years from now that is ruled by the... Bad Tutorial Regime!
- If Bana had a G for every Twilight reference made in this LP, he'd have 2G. ...Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.Mythra: One step closer!
Chugga: Somehow, I doubt this was intentional, but one step closer, and Twilight Striker? Yeah. - For some reason, when discussing Jin's favorite Pouch Item as being Steel Salmon Tempura, Chugga decides to do a Billy Mays impression, complete with an edit of Billy Mays in the bottom-right corner.
- Maybe this was the order of despair Amalthus was trying to rain upon Alrest.
- Episode 196: Secret Family Recipes
- Addam Origo, the Prince of Fashion Victims.Vez: I have a minor point to report!
Chugga: Why do you make your... Retainers dress up in duck helmets?
Vez: Here it comes… I have dropped the vault key!
Chugga: Oh, no! I dropped the VAULT KEY! - Knowing Addam, he'll give Lora 10,000 spoons before she even gets a knife.Addam: Lora, is there anything you need?
Lora: (in Mòrag's voice) Whuh?!
Addam: We've only come this far thanks to you. Speak, and your wish will be granted.
Lora: You're kinda putting me on the spot here…
Chugga: Tableware! Go for the tableware! - One wrong move, and Ronald Reagan might end up launching ballistics on the Aletta region. ...Hey, it's better than dealing with Amalthus.
- Jin wants to take down a Regus Moramora, he says. ...Well, Be Careful What You Wish For.
- Addam Origo, the Prince of Fashion Victims.
- Episode 197: Another Life
- While Chugga is gushing over the series of cutscenes that just transpired, notably the one proving that Jin and Lora are an item, he runs past a Green Barrel, accompanied by Flavor Text saying "Come back for meeee!"
- Chugga discusses the improved voice direction of Torna... only got a Regus Moramora to jumpscare him out of nowhere.Chugga: I don't find there to be really any- (Moramora flies up) ohhh boy, jarring moments! You love making a liar out of me!
- When Chugga checks to see if all his Blades have Hunter's Chemistry II, he gives one to Haze, and one to Minoth. ...He doesn't have a spare to give to Aegaeon, though.Chugga: Well, Aegaeon, you're just the worst at everything! I'm sorry! I don't make the rules; Takahashi decreed it, and thus, it is!
- Episode 198: Gold Beneath the Sands
- That, and she didn't carry a spare canteen on hand? Too Dumb to LivePalva: You really saved my bacon, thank you.
Chugga: You're dressed for winter, lady! You can't blame us! You ca- You can't blame anyone but yourself! - Chugga's caught up fighting a Regus Moramora, but once he finishes, he realizes that there's a Level 43 Legarre Marrin behind it, and fully expects to lose. To his surprise, though, he manages to inflict a Topple Art on it, causing it to go careening down the cliffside, and gets both a level up and all of the drops for his troubles.
- Good lord, what is happening in the World Tree?!Chugga: At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within a desert?! It doesn't make a lick of sense, but, wwwwwow! Oh, that's such a good view!
- You think he has friends to go see? You think he has places to go hang out? You think he has dates to go on? You think he has sex to have? Well, Moltres, apparently, you don't know 31-year olds in quarantine very well!Chugga: Oh, I just need to jump a hundred times. (beat) It's a Thursday night, I don't got a date, I have nowhere to be; we're doing it!
- Chugga's death quote when losing to Beatific Ophelia is one for the books.Chugga: I'll never make fun of Ophelia saying, "your excellency," ever again.
- And right after that, Chugga gets spawn-camped by the mook versions.Chugga: I never thought I would die to christmas decorations. There's three of them! Come on, guys! It was on the spawn point! That's... (dies again) ...not my fault! I was just trying to end the video like a good little Let's Player!
- That, and she didn't carry a spare canteen on hand? Too Dumb to Live
- Episode 199: The Golden Capital
- Chugga starts the video off by impersonating... Hugo's "voice".Chugga: This is not even remotely an impression of Hugo.
- Maybe Aegaeon was the little brother who said to Chugga that everything's falling apart.Chugga: (Aegaeon fails to use Superstrength Level 3) Aegaeon, do you need to do squats? We can do that for you. We've done it before! (check Aegaeon's Affinity Chart) I need to bribe you to get stronger?! What are you, a high schooler?
- Chugga takes a screencap◊ of a Greetz Antol dissipating, and for what reason?Flavor Text: I'M NOT EVEN ARACHNOPHOBIC AND THIS IS THE MOST HORRIFIC THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
- Chugga starts the video off by impersonating... Hugo's "voice".
- Episode 200: Eternally a Community
- Chugga's not ashamed to admit that Episode 200 is nothing but sidequests.Description: We hit the first roadblock in this story! But that's okay.
- The sight of Tyler talking to Hugo from the back makes it appear he's breathing down his neck.Chugga: I was... actually clutching my chest while I was doing that!
- Yes, clearly the best pick-me-up for Sorrel to face her depression.Chugga: It's okay! No matter how much you just wanna die... you're still a better cook than Mythra.
- Chugga's secretly been a villain ever since his mom gave him alcohol at his graduation.Chugga: You always just know somebody's gonna be a villain whenever you hear them talked about like that. (beat) Which sucks, because I'm married to my work!
- Well, whaddaya know? Spaceballs actually was topical.◇ An Oasis for AllIt’ s kind of messed up that we have to pay for water, huh?
- Hey, it's not Aegaeon's fault that he's a dust magnet. He's never used.Chugga: Aegaeon, you stink. In more ways than one.
- Yes, it's the former, but it's not even a British term this time. It's Latin.Jin: Good idea. Vox populi…
Chugga: Is "vox populi" a European saying that I've never heard of 'cause I'm American, or is it a Xenoblade thing?
- Chugga's not ashamed to admit that Episode 200 is nothing but sidequests.
