I can see how to get most of these, but mummy dust?
They might be the colour of your hair. Or they might be all of your memories before you were three.
— Slave Girl Princess Una
describing how much her wares cost, Stardust
When someone describes the constitution of an item as including things which are not actually things
. Not just fictional things, like "hen teeth"note
, but abstract concepts like "exuberance
" or intangible ones like "the sound of a cat's footsteps". Expect these items to be kept in jars or bottles
and take the form of liquids or luminous gases.
As Applied Phlebotinum
, they serve to highlight the magical skill of the one who utilizes it (face it, you have to be pretty Bad Ass
to be able to capture a bear's fury in a jug, not to mention use it as alloy when forging a blade), and the inherent power and uniqueness of the end result. It also makes the recipe much harder for the viewer or reader to attempt to recreate
Insubstantial ingredients are usually standard payment in deals with otherworldly creatures
, usually the less demonic but equally devious kind
who have no need for your soul. If you're looking to buy the first laugh of a child, your best bet is a Bazaar of the Bizarre
, though they most probably won't take cash, so be ready to trade one day's worth of luck for it. Or just go to Neverland and start raiding fairies (Made from REAL baby first laughs!) right out of Pixie Hollow.
Be especially careful with anything Made of Evil
A subtrope of Eye of Newt
. See also Made from Real Girl Scouts
Note that this relates only to the actual not-things going into the mix. Physical items with impossible flavors Taste Like Feet or Taste Like Purple.
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Anime & Manga
- In Trigun, when Milly is asked why the cross Wolfwood carried is so heavy, he explains it's because "it's so full of mercy". Subverted; it's actually full of More Dakka than you can shake a boomstick at.
- Shown in one issue of Green Lantern: when Ganthet personally forges his own Green Lantern Ring, massive amounts of willpower must be channeled in the process of creation.
- It could be said that in one way or another, every Lantern Corps ring is made out of their respective emotion.
- The ritual used to bind Morpheus in The Sandman has a lot of these, such as "I give you a song that I stole from the earth" or "I give you a name, and the name is lost."
- In The Smurfs book "The Smurfette", the eponymous character was originally a clay statue that was given life by being dipped in a formula made from a pinch of coquetry, a good layer of bias, three crocodile tears, a lizard brain, viper tongue powder, one carat of sympathy, a handful of wrath, one finger of lies, a thimble of gluttony, a pint of bad faith, a pinch of inconscience, a bit of sentimentality, a measure of silliness and a measure of cunning, much ingenuity and stubbornness, and a candle that has burned at both ends. The panel listing the recipe has a footnote apologizing for the recipe's creator's attitude towards women.
- Ghostbusters II had emotions like hate and anger coalesce into a pink slime that flowed like a river underneath New York City. Our heroes later find out how to make slime with "good vibes".
- A theoretical example in Mean Girls:
I wish I could bake a cake made of rainbows and smiles, and we could eat it and be happy!
- The song "Candy Man" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?
The candyman, the candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
- Time Burton's Alice in Wonderland has the White Queen putting a spoonful of "wishful thinking" into her potion.
- In The Spy Who Shagged Me, the second Austin Powers film, Dr. Evil's plot involves stealing Austin's 'mojo' from his cryogenically frozen body. This takes the form of a liquid extracted with a syringe from Austin's crotch, which Dr. Evil has a sip of when it's delivered to him.
Live Action TV
- Dave Chappelle has described grape "drink" (not to be confused with grape juice) as consisting of "sugar, water, and, of course, purple."
- Similarly, apple drink (not apple juice) is made of green.
- In Dollhouse, while Adelle and Topher are doped up on memory drugs:
Topher: You know what I like? Brown sauce. What's it made of? Science doesn't know!
Adelle: It's made of brown.
Topher: Brown. Mined from the earth by the hardscrabble brown miners of North Brownderton.
- In one Everybody Loves Raymond episode, Marie teaches Debra how to make a certain type of food. Marie tells her that the most important ingredient is "love".
- Just Shoot Me!, "Lemon Wacky Hello": the titular concoction's ingredients are listed as "cornstarch, citrus taste and hello."
- Twin Peaks has garmonbozia (pain and suffering) take the shape of creamed corn.
- Subverted in Two and a Half Men. After Charlie offends Berha and she quits, Alan takes over her duties. One of those is making coffee, and Charlie complains that Alan's coffee doesn't have the "Christmassy" taste of Berta's. Alan protests that all they did to make coffee was put water and powder in the coffee maker and turn it on, implying that Berta may have used an insubstantial ingredient. When Berda eventually returns, she reveals the ingredient was cinnamon.
- On Peep Show, Super Hans throws Mark's laptop across the room.
"Oh, what, just because it's a computer you think it's made of spider's webs and magic? It's just a metal box, Jez, they're indestructible."
Mythology & Religion
- Older Than Print: There is a Norse myth in which the dwarves made an unbreakable rope with ingredients such as the sound of a cat's footstep, fish breath and the beards of women.
- Justified, because the myth also acts as a Just So Story for why those things don't exist. Alternatively, the rationale has been given that because the rope is made of things not of this world, nothing in this world can break it.
- Norse Mythology is filled with examples of this. Insubstantial ingredients are often the main ingredients of powerful spells and objects, an oath being the most powerful. The most unique example may well be the binding of Loki. Loki is bound to a stone with chains, transmuted from the intestines of Loki's murdered son (who had been killed for the sole purpose of using his guts to bind Loki). No chain would actually have bound Loki, but what is actually binding Loki is not the chains, or the fact that they were made from the intestines of a god, but rather that the chains contain an insubstantial ingredient: the bond between father and son, something that not even a god can break. However, Ragnarok is fated to occur due to a simple oversight on the part of the gods: The chains binding Loki are unbreakable, but the stone that Loki is bound to is an ordinary rock, so his endless struggling against the stone slowly grinds it to dust.
- In the tale of the Butterfly Lovers (Liang Shanbuo and Zhu Yingtai), the titular Yingtai fakes being ill, and then crossdresses as a doctor claiming to her family (who don't recognize her in disguise) that what it would take to cure her would be a collection of such impossible ingredients.
- Changeling: The Lost has the Hobgoblins in the Goblin Markets use such things as currency, trading your first kiss for a handful of broken dreams. Changelings who are looking to craft their own items can also weave a secret or spite into their hedgespun dagger.
- Intangibles are often used as ingredients for Artifacts in Exalted. For example, the Mantle of Brigid (an incredibly powerful sorcery-enhancer) was made from the moment of humanity's discovery of Sorcery.
- Sometimes called for in magical item recipes in Dungeons & Dragons. Want something cheap, like a potion of water breathing? Some naturally pure water, a few strands of nixie hair, and you're done. Want an Infinity+1 Sword? Steel heated by burning ice, sear it with a widow's regret and a warlord's triumph, quench in a fanfare blown on a trumpet made of blood, inlay the nobility of evil harvested with the cruelty of good, and cool it with the dying breath of a true immortal. Good luck. (Older editions play this trope straighter than more recent ones in which — at least in terms of rules, not necessarily in the game world itself — creating magic items is mostly abstracted out into just throwing enough money, time, and possibly Experience Points at the problem.)
- From Portal the inteligence sphere rambles on about the Cake recipe as follows. It starts wich perfectly natural ingredients, then doesn't let you forget garnishes such as the insubstantial.
- Subverted in a skit in Tales of Vesperia which has Yuri claiming Love is the secret ingredient to his cooking. Yuri's only saying it so as not to reveal the real secret to his cooking.
- In MySims Kingdom, Chef Gino claims that the secret ingredient in his pizzas is fame, but actually believes it to be luck. What it actually is is debatable; nothing outside of flour, tomatoes, and milk is ever seen.
- Umineko no Naku Koro ni has the [Colour] Keys that become the main 'weapons' of both the protagonist and the antagonists from Episode 5 onwards. They are made of truths and theories.
- Sigil in Planescape: Torment is full of many, many portals that only open for a specific key. Sometimes that key is an actual physical object, though it can just as easily be a key phrase, or even just a thought or an abstract idea. Since Sigil (and Planescape in general) is all about Clapping Your Hands If You Believe, it's not quite as ridiculous as it might seem.
- From Futurama: "Mom's Robot Oil: Made with 10% More Love than the Next Leading Brand". In this case, "Love" is also a registered trademark.
- The Penguins of Madagascar, "Misfortune Cookie":
Julien: That is a misfortune cookie. It's just like a regular fortune cookie, only it's full of hate, and bile, and sugar, and evil!
Private: That doesn't sound very good, except for the sugar part.
Julien: You need the sugar. Otherwise, the bile will overwhelm the flavor.
- The "Everything Nice" in the formula for The Powerpuff Girls, which apparently includes rabbits, unicorns and hearts.
- In The Simpsons, Homer offers Lisa a donut. She refuses, and asks if he has any fruit,
- Another The Simpsons example: When Moe starts selling 'Flaming Moe's', his competitors try to uncover the recipe. Cut to Prof. Frink in front of a device.
"Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?"
- A Springfield Elementary cafeteria worker once mentions that their gravy is just made up out of "brown and water".
- Also when Skinner's mom directed some award ceremony in a stripperiffic outfit (the very one worn by Jennifer Lopez in the Absolute Cleavage page image).
Abe "Grandpa" Simpson: What is holding that together?!
- Subverted in one episode in which Homer praises Marge's pork chops. She replies with "You might say my secret ingredient is salt."
- Sponge Bob Square Pants: In the episode where Plankton's family gets together and attacks the Krusty Krab, the secret Krabby Patty formula is said to contain "a cup of love".
- In Walt Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the queen's "peddler disguise" spell contains ingredients such as "an old hag's cackle" and "a shriek of fright", which she actually stores in her laboratory.
- It seems "black of night" comes in a vial and shrieks of fright come in kegs. Who knew?
- In Madeline's Christmas, the most important ingredient in a porridge that cures sickness is "love".
- In Strawberry Shortcake's Berry Bitty Adventures, the secret to Strawberry Shortcake's cider is "warm wishes."
- In one of the Honey Halfwitch cartoons, Fraidy Bat says that the secret ingredient in any cake is love. So Honey adds some Love Potion to the cake she's baking. What do you expect from an eight year old witch?
- In Phineas and Ferb ("Meatloaf Surprise"), the secret ingredient in the Doofenshmirtz family meatloaf recipe is hate. "Usually it's love, but Great-Grandma Gretel had some issues."
- In the Adventure Time episode "Goliad", Princess Bubblegum used "some algebra" to create Goliad... by which she means she wrote "A+B=C" on a chalkboard and shook some of the chalk dust from the equation into a batch of "candy creature soup".
- Subverted in one episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. When the Cutie Mark Crusaders are making a love potion, one of the ingredients is "a bright rainbow's glow". However, because of the way Equestria works, they simply take a vacuum to a rainbow and suck all the colors out.
- Many jury-rigged objects (particularly Alleged Cars) are often described along these lines — "held together by spit and hope", say, or "chewing gum and prayers".
- Stripperiffic outfits have a similar composition. "Double-stick tape and a wish" are a popular combo.
- Much of the Made Of Index on this very wiki.
- A commonly invoked trope in cooking - "The secret ingredient is love."