"They might be the colour of your hair. Or they might be all of your memories before you were three."When someone describes the constitution of an item as including things which are not actually things. Not just fictional things, like "hen teeth"note , but abstract concepts like "exuberance" or intangible ones like "the sound of a cat's footsteps". Expect these items to be kept in jars or bottles and take the form of liquids or luminous gases. As Applied Phlebotinum, they serve to highlight the magical skill of the one who utilizes it (face it, you have to be pretty Bad Ass to be able to capture a bear's fury in a jug, not to mention use it as alloy when forging a blade), and the inherent power and uniqueness of the end result. It also makes the recipe much harder for the viewer or reader to attempt to recreate. Insubstantial ingredients are usually standard payment in deals with otherworldly creatures, usually the less demonic but equally devious kind who have no need for your soul. If you're looking to buy the first laugh of a child, your best bet is a Bazaar of the Bizarre, though they most probably won't take cash, so be ready to trade one day's worth of luck for it. Or just go to Neverland and start raiding fairies (Made from REAL baby first laughs!) right out of Pixie Hollow. Be especially careful with anything Made of Evil. A subtrope of Eye of Newt. See also Made from Real Girl Scouts. Note that this relates only to the actual not-things going into the mix. Physical items with impossible flavors Taste Like Feet or Taste Like Purple.
— "Slave Girl" describing how much her wares cost, Stardust
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- Subverted for laughs in an ad for mayonnaise. A girl asks her grandma why her food tastes so good, and Grandma replies that she makes it with love. Then a narrator cuts in and reveals that it's really the mayonnaise. (Except for the cookies; she just buys those.)
Anime & Manga
- Shown in one issue of Green Lantern: when Ganthet personally forges his own Green Lantern Ring, massive amounts of willpower must be channeled in the process of creation.
- It could be said that in one way or another, every Lantern Corps ring is made out of their respective emotion.
- The ritual used to bind Morpheus in The Sandman has a lot of these, such as "I give you a song that I stole from the earth" or "I give you a name, and the name is lost."
- In The Smurfs book "The Smurfette", the eponymous character was originally a clay statue that was given life by being dipped in a formula made from a pinch of coquetry, a good layer of bias, three crocodile tears, a lizard brain, viper tongue powder, one carat of sympathy, a handful of wrath, one finger of lies, a thimble of gluttony, a pint of bad faith, a pinch of inconscience, a bit of sentimentality, a measure of silliness and a measure of cunning, much ingenuity and stubbornness, and a candle that has burned at both ends. The panel listing the recipe has a footnote apologizing for the recipe's creator's attitude towards women.
- Loki (at least one of them) put the meta in metal when creating Gram the Sword of Truth. The whole process was a ludicrously complex Batman Gambit, but the main ingredients were apparently a death curse, greed, revenge, story logic and the metaphysical weight of legends.
- One of the ingredients for the Farmslayer cure in Carrot Top Season is a smile. Carrot Top has a recipe for brewing an artificial smile (which features ingredients like lollipops and puppy fur), but Granny Smith knows how to put a real smile into a potion, so the point's kind of moot.
- Changeling nectar in Reality Checks Nyxverse is made of sugar, water, and love, and is the way changelings store up love for later consumption.
- And Twist has discovered how to infuse love into her candy, which allows changelings to use it as an alternate food source.
- Ghostbusters II had emotions like hate and anger coalesce into a pink slime that flowed like a river underneath New York City. Our heroes later find out how to make slime with "good vibes".
- A theoretical example in Mean Girls:
I wish I could bake a cake made of rainbows and smiles, and we could eat it and be happy!
- The song "The Candy Man" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?
The candyman, the candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
- Time Burton's Alice in Wonderland has the White Queen putting a spoonful of "wishful thinking" into her potion.
- In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Dr. Evil's plot involves stealing Austin's 'mojo' from his cryogenically frozen body. This takes the form of a liquid extracted with a syringe from Austin's crotch, which Dr. Evil has a sip of when it's delivered to him. When he does, he gains a taste of the incredible sexual abilities possessed by Powers when he had the mojo.
- A variation is found in in The Dresden Files. A lot of the potions have ingredients that are meant to invoke these sorts of things. Played straighter when Dresden folds sunshine into a handkerchief for later use, and played totally straight in that he has to be totally happy in order to collect that sunshine. A later book explains that he's been unable to pull it off since the love of his life was turned into a vampire and left him.
- He also has a few others, like a jar full of mouse scampers for use as potion ingredients.
- In the first The Elder Scrolls novel, The Infernal City, the lords of Umbriel eat souls, and can "taste" the states of life, death and ethereat.
- In Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, women discuss whether a box's color is lavender or blue, not knowing that it is, in fact, heartache. (The color is distilled from the tears of spinsters who must live virtuous lives without knowing a day's happiness — and its rarity is not through lack of tears but through skill to mix to color.)
- And when Mr. Strange is pondering how to See the Invisible, he notices that The Fair Folk are visible to the insane, so he finds the maddest person he can, siphons the insanity from her, and makes a "tincture" from it that he drinks in small doses until he finds the right balance of madness to be able to both see his quarry and do something about it.
- The Wine of the Gods in John Barnes's One for the Morning Glory. Includes such things as starlight and autumn.
- In James Swallow's Warhammer 40,000 novel Deus Sanguinius, the Mallafax's sword is made from dead men's bones and solid delusion.
- Pretty common in Warhammer, actually. Chaos Sorcery tends to require both physical ingredients and insubstantial ones (such as certain emotions present in the area where the ritual is performed), and since Daemons are essentially mankind's hates, fears etc. given form, it's not uncommon for them to carry swords forged out of pure hate and such.
- In John C. Wright's Fugitives of Chaos, Grendel wants to bring Amelia to his mother to get her blessing — which, he tells Amelia, she keeps in a jar.
- In Valiant, the troll alchemist Ravus keeps these for his potions. However, they are often found in seemingly mundane items. For example, 'A dying man's breath' can be found in the stub of a cigarette and 'summer sunlight' can be found in dried grass.
- Well, the sunlight could be because the grass likely dried out in the summer, and the dying man's breath is pretty obvious. Guess what killed him? Smoking. And Knowing Is Half the Battle.
- Death of Discworld has a scythe, naturally - but this one is made of pure sharpness. Makes sense, since the things it's designed to reap are pretty insubstantial themselves.
"Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart."
- Also in Discworld, Quirmian (i.e. French) cuisine is characterised by containing "far too much avec"note .
- An advertisment for Merkle and Stingbat's Very Famous Brown Sauce in The Compleat Ankh-Morpork City Guide claims that it's made from "100% Real Brown".
- The Wintersmith's inability to understand the last three ingredients that make a man doom its attempt to become human as they are not physical substances.
- In Pyramid Power, a novel by Eric Flint and Dave Freer, insubstantial things are typically used to bind things. For example, Loki is bound with iron chains that were transmuted from the intestines of his beloved son. It isn't that he's bound by iron chains that he is unable to escape, but the fact that he is bound by the link between father and son, which is contained within those chains. For him and his lover, the chains are unbreakable. For anyone unrelated to them, however, they're just strong iron chains that, with sufficient skill and knowledge, can be broken. More than once, gods are bluffed into believing that they have been immobilized, being told that they've been held in a spell reinforced with various insubstantial ingredients, the least immaterial being "the dust from an old king's tomb". Even Loki is occasionally impressed by this subterfuge, as the idea of making up stuff like that never really occurred to him.
- In The Long Dark Teatime Of The Soul, the god Thor expresses a need for various herbs for his injuries, as well as vengeance. The person who provides the herbs (in the form of various bath oils) doesn't have any vengeance to hand but offers him a bottle of a perfume named Obsession.
- In Kate DiCamillo's Because of Winn-Dixie, Miss Franny tells the girls that the Littmus Lozenge's secret ingredient is sorrow.
- In Devon Monk's Dead Iron, played with. Alun Maddox talks of spoons made of moonlight — and Cedar says his gun is made with pain.
- In Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, the ingredients of Wonka-Vite include "the hip (and the po and the pot) of a hippopotamus" and "the square root of a South American abacus" among a Long List of similar nonsense.
- Another one from Stardust: the magical chains used on the fairy flower-seller and Yvaine are made of "the usual: cat's breath and moonlight and the glint off fishes' scales." A reference to the dwarf-forged chain of Norse Mythology (see below).
- The Shardblades in The Stormlight Archive are made out of ideas. For example, one Shard is noted to be made out of the idea of honor, while another is made from the idea of lying. This is why the human Gadgeteer Geniuses have consistently failed to duplicate the things.
- In Moonflowers, the cursed Ned Song finds out that his daughter Alima is going to be a victim of The Wild Hunt's upcoming Fairy Raid. After the patron of his immigrant father's town arrives to help him, he makes a deal to return to his human form and kill the Wild Hunt's leader before any of the victims die, in exchange for the color of his eyes. The Lady of Scales mentions that apart from slight risk of going blind, it's not a big deal for humans (their eyes mostly turn white, or cloud over as with cataracts)—but it IS a big deal for The Fair Folk, who view appearance changes as a huge sacrifice. Initially she suggests taking a year's memories or the color of his hair.
- Kvothe's shaed cloak in The Kingkiller Chronicle is woven — or perhaps grown — from moonlight, shadows, and magic. About what you would expect when a thousand-year-old Fae demigoddess does your tailoring.
Live Action TV
- Dave Chappelle has described grape "drink" (not to be confused with grape juice) as consisting of "sugar, water, and, of course, purple."
- Similarly, apple drink (not apple juice) is made of green.
- In Dollhouse, while Adelle and Topher are doped up on memory drugs:
Topher: You know what I like? Brown sauce. What's it made of? Science doesn't know!
Adelle: It's made of brown.
Topher: Brown. Mined from the earth by the hardscrabble brown miners of North Brownderton.
- In one Everybody Loves Raymond episode, Marie teaches Debra how to make a certain type of food. Marie tells her that the most important ingredient is "love".
- Just Shoot Me!, "Lemon Wacky Hello": the titular concoction's ingredients are listed as "cornstarch, citrus taste and hello."
- Twin Peaks has garmonbozia (pain and suffering) take the shape of creamed corn.
- Subverted in Two and a Half Men. After Charlie offends Berha and she quits, Alan takes over her duties. One of those is making coffee, and Charlie complains that Alan's coffee doesn't have the "Christmassy" taste of Berta's. Alan protests that all they did to make coffee was put water and powder in the coffee maker and turn it on, implying that Berta may have used an insubstantial ingredient. When Berda eventually returns, she reveals the ingredient was cinnamon.
- On Peep Show, Super Hans throws Mark's laptop across the room.
"Oh, what, just because it's a computer you think it's made of spider's webs and magic? It's just a metal box, Jez, they're indestructible."
- In Mahou Sentai Magiranger, one of their many potions required, among other things, the honey of a queen bee that gathers no honey.
Mythology & Religion
- Older Than Print: There is a Norse myth in which the dwarves made an unbreakable rope with ingredients such as the sound of a cat's footstep, fish breath and the beards of women.
- Justified, because the myth also acts as a "Just So" Story for why those things don't exist. Alternatively, the rationale has been given that because the rope is made of things not of this world, nothing in this world can break it.
- Norse Mythology is filled with examples of this. Insubstantial ingredients are often the main ingredients of powerful spells and objects, an oath being the most powerful. The most unique example may well be the binding of Loki. Loki is bound to a stone with chains, transmuted from the intestines of Loki's murdered son (who had been killed for the sole purpose of using his guts to bind Loki). No chain would actually have bound Loki, but what is actually binding Loki is not the chains, or the fact that they were made from the intestines of a god, but rather that the chains contain an insubstantial ingredient: the bond between father and son, something that not even a god can break. However, Ragnarok is fated to occur due to a simple oversight on the part of the gods: The chains binding Loki are unbreakable, but the stone that Loki is bound to is an ordinary rock, so his endless struggling against the stone slowly grinds it to dust.
- In the tale of the Butterfly Lovers (Liang Shanbuo and Zhu Yingtai), the titular Yingtai fakes being ill, and then crossdresses as a doctor claiming to her family (who don't recognize her in disguise) that what it would take to cure her would be a collection of such impossible ingredients.
- Changeling: The Lost has the Hobgoblins in the Goblin Markets use such things as currency, trading your first kiss for a handful of broken dreams. Changelings who are looking to craft their own items can also weave a secret or spite into their hedgespun dagger.
- Intangibles are often used as ingredients for Artifacts in Exalted. For example, the Mantle of Brigid (an incredibly powerful sorcery-enhancer) was made from the moment of humanity's discovery of Sorcery.
- Sometimes called for in magical item recipes in Dungeons & Dragons. Want something cheap, like a potion of water breathing? Some naturally pure water, a few strands of nixie hair, and you're done. Want an Infinity+1 Sword? Steel heated by burning ice, sear it with a widow's regret and a warlord's triumph, quench in a fanfare blown on a trumpet made of blood, inlay the nobility of evil harvested with the cruelty of good, and cool it with the dying breath of a true immortal. Good luck. (Older editions play this trope straighter than more recent ones in which — at least in terms of rules, not necessarily in the game world itself — creating magic items is mostly abstracted out into just throwing enough money, time, and possibly Experience Points at the problem.)
- Most of the goods traded in the Mad City of Don't Rest Your Head are some form of memories or mental states or evocative sensations. Since the entire city runs on dream logic, they're usually bound into some object with a symbolic connection to them, in a general sense.
- Warhammer 40,000: Dark Eldar use tortured souls as currency (they use them to extend their live spans and stave off the advances of Slaanesh on their own souls). A subspecies called Mandrakes goes even further by demanding things like the heartbeat of a virgin or the dying breath of an innocent as payment for their services.
- Dead Inside has several different kinds, ranging from most-commonly-used to least:
- Memories are the primary currency of the spirit world. For most common goods you only have to share a memory of the seller's choice, which is represented by a small token that appears when you concentrate on sharing it. For more expensive things, you may be asked to completely give away a memory instead, forgetting it entirely in the process.
- Soul energy becomes tangible in the spirit world, and early game is incredibly precious so few will willingly trade it. Later, more powerful characters and NPCs might find soul-stuff far more affordable an expense, but it's never really something you spend casually.
- Finally, for the really high-end stuff - not just trading, but for important rituals and crafting items of power - you could be expected to give up skill ranks or type (race/class) ranks. The exact medium through which such trades work is highly ambiguous.
- From Portal the inteligence sphere rambles on about the Cake recipe as follows. It starts with perfectly natural ingredients, then doesn't let you forget garnishes such as the insubstantial.
- Subverted in a skit in Tales of Vesperia which has Yuri claiming Love is the secret ingredient to his cooking. Yuri's only saying it so as not to reveal the real secret to his cooking.
- In MySims Kingdom, Chef Gino claims that the secret ingredient in his pizzas is fame, but actually believes it to be luck. What it actually is is debatable; nothing outside of flour, tomatoes, and milk is ever seen.
- Umineko: When They Cry has the [Colour] Keys that become the main 'weapons' of both the protagonist and the antagonists from Episode 5 onwards. They are made of truths and theories.
- Sigil in Planescape: Torment is full of many, many portals that only open for a specific key. Sometimes that key is an actual physical object, though it can just as easily be a key phrase, or even just a thought or an abstract idea. Since Sigil (and Planescape in general) is all about Clapping Your Hands If You Believe, it's not quite as ridiculous as it might seem.
- Luxaren Allure: There's the Lucky Serum  for Luck, which is "The bottled essence of a jester".
- 8-Bit Theater: Hadoken.
- The webcomic Cyanide & Happiness is named from a strip where a character tells another the ingredients for cotton candy.
- Catharsis played with it when Rremly serves soup to Baxtor. When Baxtor asks if there's anything weird in it, Rremly states that the only special ingredient in it is Love. After Baxtor takes another sip of it, Rremly adds "Oh, and I might have sneezed in it" causing Baxtor to Spit Take.
- Dream Keepers Prelude Their makeup is made of depressed rainbows serving out their humiliating punishment for cloud-related offenses.
- In Sinfest, Satan decides his dish needs more soul, and goes to get some in Hell.
- In the Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom, Nanny Plum cooks a dish that requires very substantial ingredients such as cheese and vegetables but she only serves the steam to King and Queen Marigold.
- From Futurama: "Mom's Robot Oil: Made with 10% More Love than the Next Leading Brand". In this case, "Love" is also a registered trademark.
- The Penguins of Madagascar, "Misfortune Cookie":
Julien: That is a misfortune cookie. It's just like a regular fortune cookie, only it's full of hate, and bile, and sugar, and evil!Private: That doesn't sound very good, except for the sugar part.Julien: You need the sugar. Otherwise, the bile will overwhelm the flavor.
- The "Everything Nice" in the formula for The Powerpuff Girls, which apparently includes rabbits, unicorns and hearts.
- In The Simpsons, Homer offers Lisa a donut. She refuses, and asks if he has any fruit,
"Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?"
- Another The Simpsons example: When Moe starts selling 'Flaming Moe's', his competitors try to uncover the recipe. Cut to Prof. Frink in front of a device.
Abe "Grandpa" Simpson: What is holding that together?!Sideshow Mel: The collective will of every man in this room!
- A Springfield Elementary cafeteria worker once mentions that their gravy is just made up out of "brown and water".
- Also when Skinner's mom directed some award ceremony in a stripperiffic outfit (the very one worn by Jennifer Lopez in the Absolute Cleavage page image).
- Subverted in one episode in which Homer praises Marge's pork chops. She replies with "You might say my secret ingredient is salt."
- SpongeBob SquarePants: In the episode where Plankton's family gets together and attacks the Krusty Krab, among the ingrediets for the Krabby Patty is "a cup of love". This is told completely nonchalantly, since this is NOT the secret ingredient.
- In Walt Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the queen's "peddler disguise" spell contains ingredients such as "an old hag's cackle" and "a shriek of fright", which she actually stores in her laboratory.
- It seems "black of night" comes in a vial and shrieks of fright come in kegs. Who knew?
- In Madeline's Christmas, the most important ingredient in a porridge that cures sickness is "love".
- In Strawberry Shortcake's Berry Bitty Adventures, the secret to Strawberry Shortcake's cider is "warm wishes."
- In one episode of the 2003 series, it's revealed that the strawberries of Strawberryland get their color and size from berry fairies. One fairy in particular sings a song about the process, which includes "love and trust plus irrigation," as well as collecting the color from the rising sun reflected off a lake.
- In one of the Honey Halfwitch cartoons, Fraidy Bat says that the secret ingredient in any cake is love. So Honey adds some Love Potion to the cake she's baking. What do you expect from an eight year old witch?
- In Phineas and Ferb ("Meatloaf Surprise"), the secret ingredient in the Doofenshmirtz family meatloaf recipe is hate. "Usually it's love, but Great-Grandma Gretel had some issues."
- In the Adventure Time episode "Goliad", Princess Bubblegum used "some algebra" to create Goliad... by which she means she wrote "A+B=C" on a chalkboard and shook some of the chalk dust from the equation into a batch of "candy creature soup".
- Subverted in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic episode "Hearts and Hooves Day". When the Cutie Mark Crusaders are making a love potion, one of the ingredients is "a bright rainbow's glow". However, because of the way Equestria works, they simply take a vacuum to a rainbow and suck all the colors out.
- Also subverted by Pinkie Pie in "The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone" when she assesses that Gilda's scones are missing one important ingredient.
Gilda: (sarcastic) Don't tell me. Friendship?
Pinkie Pie: Uh, no. Baking powder.
- Also subverted by Pinkie Pie in "The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone" when she assesses that Gilda's scones are missing one important ingredient.
- In Milton the Monster, Milton is created by six drops of the essence of terror, five drops of sinister sauce, and Professor Weirdo intended to only use a touch of the tincture of tenderness, but all of it was knocked in, which is why Milton ended up as a nice monster.
- Many jury-rigged objects (particularly Alleged Cars) are often described along these lines — "held together by spit and hope", say, or "chewing gum and prayers".
- Stripperiffic outfits have a similar composition. "Double-stick tape and a wish" are a popular combo.
- A top being held up by decency or the stares of every man in the room.
- Much of the Made of Index on this very wiki.
- Your Mom has probably told you the main ingredient in her cooking is love.
- Homeopathic remedies from moonlight