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    MePhone4 
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The Host.
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"Greetings and salutations. I am your host, MePhone4. And this... is Inanimate Insanity!"

Voiced by: Christian Potenza (S1E1, S1E18, S2E12), Mark Katz (S1E2-present)

The Host of Inanimate Insanity, albeit a very shrewd and callous one.


  • Berserk Button: Don't mention Steve Cobs or Adam whenever he's in earshot.
  • Big Eater: He seems to have a binge-eating problem. Throughout Season 1, he makes cookies to give away as prizes, but he ends up eating them all. He lampshades this, calling himself a "fat slob".
  • Born as an Adult: Seems to be the case; the flashbacks in "Mine Your Own Business" depict him with the voice and maturity of a young adult.
  • Captain Ersatz: His personality resembles Chris McLean. The connection is only strengthened by the fact that Chris's voice actor played MePhone4 for the first episode (and for a brief cameo in the first season finale).
  • Comedic Sociopathy: Displays a callous disregard for the contestants' well-being, physically and emotionally. This gets Played for Drama in "Everything's A-OJ", where he's brought to justice for one of his more egregious misdeeds and sentenced to a short while in prison.
  • Dark and Troubled Past: He was abused by Steve Cobs, who pressured him to be perfect, often yelled at him, and shamed him for finding comfort in reality shows. Things only got worse when he found out that Cobs destroys his creations when they aren't the way he wants them to be and leaves them to rot in a closet, which resulted in him running away with MePad. Even in the present, things aren't much better for him since Cobs often sends his successors to kill him.
  • Disney Death: He technically dies upon being submerged in water in "Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)"; MePhone4S downgrades in order to bring him back.
  • Everyone Has Standards:
    • MePhone can be pretty uncaring and his challenges can be dangerous at times. That being said, when MePhone4S co-hosts the show with him in “The Tile Divide”, he refuses to give away chainsaws as elimination prizes and rejects his idea of a death trap for a challenge.
    • He also doesn't tolerate Springy's attitude towards the contestants after realizing what they were planning to do with them and allows Cabby to push Springy into the Floor's mouth, eating Springy alive.
  • Game Show Host: A rather sadistic one.
  • Heroic Comedic Sociopath: Sort of. MePhone undoubtedly enjoys seeing others suffer, but he isn't really evil or petty.
  • Hidden Depths: Back when he resided at Meeple, his primary source of entertainment was reality TV, and it's likely what inspired him to start hosting Inanimate Insanity.
  • In-Series Nickname: Toilet calls him "Mistah Phone", much to his chagrin.
  • It Tastes Like Feet: During the finale, OJ finally gets to eat one of his cookies. They taste like crap.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Jerk: He has no problem whatsoever about treating everybody else like utter trash, putting the contestants through generally inhumane or outright disgusting challenges, sending the eliminated contestants to a small prison isolated on an island in the first season (which causes one of them to go insane) and a cramped closet in the second season until OJ intervenes, frequently makes promises he knows he won't be able to keep (the most recurring of which being his legendary cookies) and treats Toilet and MePad with no respect despite all that they do for him. However, when MePad informs him that Toilet was a primary benefactor in the group's acquisition of a new battery for him and says that any thanks directed for himself should be given to Toilet instead, MePhone hesitates for a moment as if he's taking in that Toilet truly does care for him...and immediately brushes him off and blames him for the Grand Slams' failure, leaving Toilet on the verge of tears.
  • Karma Houdini Warranty: Generally gets away with all that he subjects the contestants to... up until OJ sues him for depositing eliminated contestants from the second season in a locked closet in his hotel and gets him jailed for a brief period of time, and then is subjected to a critical battery failure almost immediately after his release after Tissues sneezes all over him. Earlier on, MePhone4S accidentally killed him during an attempt to stop MePhone5.
  • Karmic Butt-Monkey: Becomes one in "Everything's A-OJ". He gets sued, sent to jail for an entire day, and sneezed on by Tissues for a major plot for the next episode. Not that he didn't deserve it.
  • Nice Mean And In Between: The mean to MePad's nice and Toilet's in-between.
  • Pet the Dog: He’s significantly kinder to Bot (after their Robotic Reveal, he treats them about as well as the other contestants prior to that) than the other contestants. He expresses disgust at how Springy treated them, willingly offers them the opportunity to co-host after they get eliminated, appears genuinely saddened when they get hit by the Fist Thingy, calls them the greatest player in the season, permits Test Tube to ally with Bot even after The Floor states it’d give them an unfair advantage, and apologises for them not being able to rejoin.
  • Rage Breaking Point: "In Mine Your Own Business", MePhone4 believes that Toilet has contact with Cobs and angrily orders him to leave. MePad defends Toilet, saying that he would never do something like that, but MePhone4 refuses to listen and Toilet eventually leaves.
  • Sadist: He finds entertainment in watching the contestants suffer, though this begins to die down in the later episodes of Season 2.
  • Sweet Tooth: He has an obsession with sugary food (particularly cookies).
  • Took a Level in Kindness: Granted, he's still a bit of a sociopath, but in "Snapshot Showdown" he installs picnic tables that allow for the contestants to generate any food they want and is upset when Nickel uses them to try and break Clover's lucky streak, and at the end of the episode he takes a selfie with the Sinkers. He takes another in "Spring on the Breakfast", in which he actively looks out for one of his contestants by refusing to let Springy take Bot away to make a toyline using their programming, even though this costs the show a sponsorship.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Cookies. Throughout Season 1, a Running Gag is him having planned to use cookies as prizes for the non-eliminated contestants, but "[he's] a fat slob, so [he] ate them". In Season 2, he eats two cookies with the teams' logos on them to symbolise the merge, and in Season 3, he's shown tossing one into the air at the start of the intro and then eating it at the end of it. Furthermore, he demonstrates the Pic-Nix tables in "Snapshot Showdown" by generating triple-chocolate-chip cookies, and "I Am Chocolate!" introduces the Immunity Cookie, which grants whichever contestant holds it immunity from elimination.
  • Trauma Button: Steve Cobs. After Paintbrush is revealed to have painted him in "Alternate Reality Show", MePhone4 becomes conspicuously uncomfortable before promptly giving them a zero. He then suffers from a mental shutdown and does not function for most of "Mine Your Own Business".
  • Ungrateful Bastard: Refuses to thank Toilet for helping acquire a new battery for him, even when his original one malfunctioning left him on the brink of death.
  • Used to Be a Sweet Kid: He was much more innocent and sensitive during his first few months of existence and the early episodes. The way Steve Cobs treated him and his predecessors is most likely the reason for his current sour personality.
  • Villain Protagonist: While not evil per se, he is not the nicest person, and is the protagonist of the series, making him a downplayed example of this.

    MePad 
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The Assistant.
“I notice that they all seem focused on pleasing each other, but none of them are very pleased themselves. Just from a logical perspective, shouldn't you receive what you provide?”

Voiced by: Beatrice Collins (S2E2-S2E12), Justin Chapman (S2E13-present)

MePhone4's assistant who helps read the votes.


  • Deadpan Snarker: Generally monotone regardless of the situation, and is known to spout sass in response to the antics of his less-than-stable superior and co-assistant (and occasionally the contestants as well).
    Trophy: Why in the world would the viewers vote ME off?!
    MePad: Oh, the great mysteries of life...
  • Nice Guy: MePad does his best to be calm and friendly towards everyone else, in contrast to the energetic Toilet and generally unpleasant MePhone4. He gently warns and attempts to prevent the escape of Marshmallow when she tries to leave the perimeter of the show, and lets her leave when she makes up her mind to abandon the competition.
  • Nice Mean And In Between: The nice to MePhone4's mean and Toilet's in-between.
  • Only Sane Man: Much more levelheaded and rational compared to MePhone and Toilet.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue oni to Toilet's red oni. While Toilet is loud, impolite, and constantly yelling, MePad is calmer and acts professional at all times.
  • Stepford Smiler: More like Stepford Stoic. He seems to hide and suppress his emotions and feelings, and it's heavily implied that he does so in order to avoid growing attachments and bonds with others and to not feel pain or sadness.
  • The Stoic: He initially doesn't seem to express much emotion. This changes as Cerebus Syndrome sets in - by the time of "Kick the Bucket Part 2", it's implied that his stoicness is a facade.
  • Teleportation: He teleports frequently throughout the series, but it's most prominent after Marshmallow gets startled by him when he catches her leaving past the show's perimeters. In "Hatching the Plan", Taco and Microphone use this to their advantage during the episode's challenge.
  • Token Good Teammate: Unlike any MePhones from 5 over, Mecintosh, and MePhone4 himself (although he's not evil, he's just an uncaring sociopath), MePad doesn't have any ulterior motives or bad intentions.
  • What the Hell, Hero?: In "Marsh On Mars", he glares at MePhone4 for not caring about Marshmallow being trapped on Mars, with the latter caring more about lawsuits than her actual safety.

    Toilet 
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The Buffoon.
"I can do it, sir! I'll make you so proud!"

Voiced by: Taylor Grodin

MePhone4's other assistant for Season 2. Energetic and loud, with MePhone4 making it abundantly clear that he hates his presence and regularly sending him away to fetch him wires.


  • Abhorrent Admirer: A platonic example towards MePhone4. He was chosen to be his assistant since nobody else wanted the job, and he deeply admires his boss and will go to any lengths to please him. MePhone4, however, is constantly frustrated by Toilet's dimwittedness, incompetence, and overall obnoxiousness.
  • The Chew Toy: Generally kicked around by MePhone4.
  • The Ditz: More so in the earlier episodes, but Toilet is easily the least intelligent member of the show's staff. For example, when MePhone4 sends him to get some wires in "Breaking the Ice" just to get rid of him, he brings back some half-eaten spaghetti from his lunch instead.
  • Green-Eyed Monster: Shows jealousy towards MePad since MePhone4 prefers his company as opposed to Toilet's. The two eventually come to better terms in "Theft and Battery."
  • Iron Butt Monkey: Has been abused by MePhone4 several times, and still doesn't seem to go down.
  • Keet: Toilet is incredibly enthusiastic about his job and is one of the most energetic characters on the show, having a tendency to literally fly about the place.
  • Large Ham: Arguably the biggest one in the entire show.
    "THAT'S BANANA BONKERS!"
  • Nice Mean And In Between: The in-between to MePad's nice and MePhone4's mean. Toilet means well most of the time, but he is brash and very noisy.
  • No Indoor Voice: He shouts all the time. His voice actor even says that voicing him gives him headaches.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: The red oni to MePad's blue oni. While MePad is calm and acts professional at all times, Toilet is loud, impolite, and constantly yelling.
  • Simpleton Voice: Toilet sports a goofy-sounding thick English dialect to match his generally noisy and foolish demeanor.
  • Terrible Artist: For episode 9's elimination, he makes cards of the Grand Slams with construction paper and glitter. They look like...this.
  • Toilet Humor: Surprisingly averted, despite him being a toilet. His humor comes from how much of a happy and random character he is, rather than immature jokes.
  • Uncertain Doom: Hatching the Plan ends with him being marked by MePhoneX, who approaches him with electrified claws while Toilet can only stare like a Deer in the Headlights. The episode cuts off before we see what became of him.
  • Unexplained Accent: In the early episodes, he had a thick Cockney accent, but it was watered down when he started yelling more.
  • Unwanted Assistance: Inflicts this on MePhone4 in his every waking moment.
  • What the Hell Is That Accent?: His accent is some sort of weird mix between a Cockney accent and an Australian accent.

Contestants

Introduced in Season 1

    Apple 
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The Forgettable.
“I'm definitonally challenged! Leave me alone!”

Team: Epic (S1), The Bright Lights (S2)
Placement: 6th (S1), 14th (S2)
Voiced by: Adam Katz

A Red Delicious apple and recommended character. Apple isn't the smartest object on the show, as she's very ignorant and forgetful, often using words she doesn't even know the meaning of. She’s also a terrible speller.


  • All Girls Like Ponies: In the Christmas Episode in Season 1, she wishes for a pony from Santa.
  • The Ditz: She claims to be "definitionally challenged", meaning she doesn't know the definitions of several words (even if she uses them herself). Despite this, however, she manages to correctly solve a math problem in "Inanimate Smackdown".
  • Extreme Omnivore: Finds a bin full of garbage in "Sugar Rush" and happily starts munching away on it, even after being told that it isn't candy. MePhone is understandably disgusted by this.
  • Hidden Depths: According to the website, she's working on a novel in hopes of improving her spelling, with Marshmallow doing spell checks.
  • I've Heard of That — What Is It?: Tends to do this whenever she speaks, asking for the meaning of a word she already used herself.
  • Larynx Dissonance: She has a very raspy voice. It's not uncommon for fans to mistake her for a male.
  • Manipulative Bitch: In "Let 'Er R.I.P.", she ends up revealing that she only warmed up to Marshmallow as a joke on her. It's ultimately subverted when it turns out to have been Bow possessing her.
  • Please, Don't Leave Me: Her time stranded alone on Idiotic Island has caused her to develop an underlying fear of abandonment. This could explain why she becomes so attached to Marshmallow once they form a truce.
  • Sixth Ranger: She wins the paintball war between the recommended characters in "War de Guacamole" and joins Team Epic after they win the triathlon.
  • Vocal Evolution: Her voice becomes much deeper and raspier.

    Balloon 
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The Forgivable.
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"Up here, everything's below us. And we don't need the approval of others."

Team: Chickenleg (Captain, S1), The Grand Slams (S2), The Sinkers (S3, Three Team Phase), The New Pinkers (S3, Two Team Phase)
Placement: 13th (S1), 11th (S2), 2nd (S3)
Voiced by: Nate Groth (S1-S2E4), Ben Cross (S2E5-present), Michael Huang (deflated)

A latex balloon. Balloon starts off as a bossy, uncaring Jerkass, but he tries to atone for his bratty behavior once he joins Season 2. Unfortunately, with the vast majority of the contestants refusing to accept his reformation, he has trouble making friends and is very insecure about gaining everyone's approval.


  • 0% Approval Rating: Team Chickenleg hated his guts for his previous Bad Boss behavior. So much so, that when they were given an opportunity to vote him out in Season 1, every other member took it.
  • Ambiguously Bi: He has plenty of Ship Tease with Suitcase, but his note to OJ in "Rain on Your Charade" has the word "bae" written on it, and he blushes when confessing to him that he genuinely loved being in the presence of his fellow contestants despite his Jerkass facade.
  • The Atoner: In Season 2, he genuinely wants to make amends with the other players. Unfortunately, they won't trust him.
  • Berserk Button: Being called pink, as opposed to salmon. Cabby doing so in her file about him angers him so much that he votes for her to be eliminated.
  • Bratty Half-Pint: In Season 1, he's quite bossy and immature.
  • Butt-Monkey: Big time. He often gets popped (sometimes by other characters who want to get rid of him), he's the only one left behind during the cast's trip around the world, etc.
  • Character Catchphrase: "Oh, come on!"
  • The Chew Toy: Gets popped a lot. Justified, given what he is.
  • Enemy Mine: Forms this dynamic with Nickel in season 3, ultimately aligning with him and Box due to the veterans wanting to keep their numbers up.
  • Fat Bastard: He is seen as fat by a portion of the cast, and he is far from friendly in Season 1.
  • The Friend Nobody Likes: Balloon's nasty and immature personality in Season 1 has caused him to become this. He develops a more friendly attitude in Season 2, but thanks to his past characteristics, almost nobody trusts him except for Suitcase. This gets increasingly Played for Drama by episode 11, where he's eliminated after inadvertently causing his team to lose the challenge.
  • Grew a Spine: Come season 3, while he may still be having some confidence issues, he is no longer afraid to stand up for himself, especially in the case of Nickel.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: In season one, Balloon was very irritable and cranky.
  • Heel–Face Turn: He turns into The Atoner in Season 2, hoping to make amends with the past contestants in spite of his previously bossy and rude demeanor.
  • Helium Speech: Naturally.
  • Hidden Depths:
    • According to the website, he enjoys classical music, but pop music makes him nervous.
    • He's comfortable with high elevations, and his favorite spot on the island is atop a tall mountain.
  • Hidden Heart of Gold: He was an asshole to everyone in season 1, but in season 2, it's revealed that he pretended to be a jerk because he thought that his ruthlessness would help him win the contest.
  • I Just Want to Have Friends: Type B in Season 2.
  • Jerkass: In Season 1, Balloon is regularly a rude and bossy leader to the other contestants, especially his teammates. He's trying to make amends in Season 2, but it's going badly as next to nobody wants to be associated with him.
  • Manipulative Bastard: Again, in Season 1. He formed an alliance with OJ and Bomb as part of an unknown plan and threatened to eliminate Salt if she didn't agree to be a test dummy for the fourth challenge. He later confesses to Suitcase that he acted this way because he thought it would help him win the show.
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: He accidentally leads Baseball's alliance into a dangerous spot during the maze challenge, drops a bucket into the lake, which Suitcase has to retrieve (she almost drowns in the process), and indirectly causes his team to lose the Bucket Brigade challenge.
  • Nice Guy: Excluding season 1, Balloon is normally a very sweet and compassionate person, wanting to make up for his actions in season one.
  • Out of Focus: For most of season 1 (partially due to drama involving his voice actor). He doesn't speak in non-archive audio until he gets into season 2 (something that is immediately lampshaded).
  • Pragmatic Villainy: Season 2 reveals that Balloon's behavior in the first season was influenced by the understanding that doing such things would ensure progression through the competition. While his antisocial personality was a charade and he is deeply regretful for what he has done, OJ explains to him that the others (sans Taco) were not putting on false personalities and believed that Balloon was a genuine asshole (except for OJ, who can understand what Balloon did).
  • Reformed, but Rejected: Following his Heel Realization near the start of the second season, Balloon is genuinely trying to become a better person but due to being a major prick beforehand next to none of his former co-contestants are willing to give him a second chance. As the competition goes on, he begins to develop a major inferiority complex as the others grow increasingly hostile following a series of unfortunate mishaps on his part. OJ forgives Balloon when he visits the hotel prior to "Mazed and Confused", but misunderstands Balloon's desire to make amends with the old contestants and tries to encourage him to not miss out on the opportunity to befriend the new ones. Subverted in the case of the comics, where he is able to finally apologize for his actions, ultimately getting the acceptance of all his former teammates, sans possibly OJ if the doubt portrayed in said comic and Season 3 are anything to go by.
  • Saying Too Much: Balloon was terrible at covering up whatever plans he had up his sleeve. Best exemplified in "One-Shot Wonder":
    Balloon: If I could get two complete idi-I mean, friends, to help me watch my back, we could form an alliance!
    Bomb: What's an alliance?
    Balloon: You know, when a contestant feels threatened and tries to take advantage of two complete lose— I mean, it means we're friends!
    OJ: Um... I guess?
    Balloon: Excellent. My plan is almost complete.
    OJ: What plan?
    Balloon: NOTHING!
  • Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The insecure, timid Sensitive Guy to Nickel's grouchy, snarky cynic Manly Man.
  • Shrinking Violet: In Season 2, he does quite poorly with social pressure and is extremely insecure about gaining the approval of others. According to the website, he sometimes hides by clinging to the wall using static electricity when under social pressure.
  • Tears of Remorse: He cries several times throughout Season 2 due to him feeling guilty for his jerk behavior in Season 1. It gets worse as no one wants anything to do with him.
  • They Killed Kenny Again: Due to being a balloon and thus made of fragile material, he's got one of the higher death counts out the contestants.
  • Tough Leader Façade: Put on the appearance of being a Bad Boss in Season 1 out of a misguided belief that ruthlessness would help him win by keeping Team Chickenleg under control. It didn't work out well for him — as the other team members were quick to turn on him as soon as they got the chance.
  • We Hardly Knew Ye: Subverted. After he gets eliminated in Season 1, he hardly speaks ever again in the season due to his voice actor (Nate Groth) getting fired for hacking Adam's YouTube account. However, returns for Season 2, with Nate Groth being re-hired to voice him.

    Baseball 
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"Alliance to the end, right?"

Team: Epic (S1), The Grand Slams (Captain, S2)
Placement: 16th (S1), ?? (S2)
Voiced by: Adam Katz

A baseball. He possesses the traits of a qualified leader: trustworthy, spirited, and loyal. He forms an alliance with Nickel, his closest friend, and Suitcase, a newbie, in Season 2, serving as a Morality Pet for Nickel and a Big Brother Mentor for Suitcase.


  • All for Nothing: Despite Baseball's efforts to keep the alliance — and by extension, friendship — with Nickel and Suitcase intact, it still goes down in flames when Suitcase votes out Nickel. He's... not exactly happy about this.
  • The Alliance: In the first episode of Season 2, he decides to form one with Nickel, and he also lets Suitcase in simply because she's armless like them. It begins to fall apart later on when Suitcase begins to lose her trust in them, and it gets completely destroyed in episode 11 when Suitcase votes Nickel out.
  • Berserk Button: Do not call him fat.
  • The Big Guy: The largest cast member, and also the physically strongest.
  • Big Guy, Little Guy: The big guy to Nickel's little guy.
  • Butt-Monkey: Not as bad as Balloon, but in earlier episodes, there were a few jokes made at his expense, specifically him being forced to read a book called "Where Babies Come From" while stuck in Idiotic Island and having his weight commented on.
  • Characterization Marches On: He starts off as The Quiet One and a Bookworm, but he's the second eliminated in Season 1 and doesn't rejoin the game, thus giving him very little Character Development. Once he joins Season 2, Baseball becomes more outgoing and peppy, retaining almost none of his previous characteristics, and becomes a sullen, cynical wreck after Suitcase ruins their alliance.
  • The Comically Serious: While his depressed state is very much Played for Drama, it winds up making him completely non-responsive to anything around him, including Paintbrush setting him on fire.
  • Creepy Shadowed Undereyes: Has these from time to time while in his Took a Level in Cynic state.
  • Death Glare: Does this to Suitcase on two separate occasions in "Alternate Reality Show": once during the painting challenge for voting out Nickel and destroying their alliance, and again after Suitcase automatically wins immunity during the painting challenge.
  • Despair Event Horizon: Crosses this after Suitcase betrays the alliance in "Kick the Bucket" by voting for Nickel, giving him a big "The Reason You Suck" Speech for being a horrible ally and getting him eliminated since he was the only Grand Slam to receive a vote apart from Balloon in the episode's double elimination.
  • Foil: To Nickel. Nickel is a pessimistic, untrusting Jerkass, while Baseball is an optimistic, trusting Nice Guy. Nickel cares for his alliance but doesn't know how to express it and instead comes off as dismissive towards Suitcase, while Baseball acts more genuinely caring and like a Big Brother Mentor to Suitcase. Nickel shows unfair bias towards Balloon and tries to keep him away from the alliance as much as possible, while Baseball is aware that Balloon is trying to redeem himself and that Suitcase is his Only Friend.
  • Gentle Giant: One of the larger contestants and is very good-hearted and loyal.
  • It's All My Fault: During the challenge in "Mazed and Confused", Nickel and Suitcase get into an argument about whether or not to trust Balloon. The aftermath shows him feeling guilty since he feels like he could have made a better effort to try and stop Nickel and Suitcase from fighting, and he even begins to have his doubts as a team leader. He later blames himself for the alliance completely falling apart.
    Baseball: You know, with Suitcase, uh, maybe if in the maze I had just mentioned or on the dock if I had just said something, that things could've changed!
  • Jerkass to One: Downplayed, as jerk is definitely a stretch, but he tends to give the cold shoulder to Microphone due to her volume and tendency to mess up challenges, such as when he refuses to let her play on the field during the soccer challenge and reduces her to being a goalie. Unbeknownst to him, his (and most of the other Grand Slams') disdain towards her inadvertently contributes to her poor self-esteem, which ends up culminating in her alliance with Taco. Microphone herself lampshades this in "Everything's A-OJ":
    Microphone: Soap is actually nice to me. You just yell at me all the time.
  • Large and in Charge: The largest character on the show, and the leader of the Grand Slams and his alliance.
  • Morality Pet: To Nickel; he's one of the very few characters he's consistently friendly with.
  • Nice Guy: He genuinely cares for his alliance and prioritizes them more than himself. He also serves as a sort of brotherly figure to the more insecure Suitcase.
  • Only Sane Man: One of the more rational and levelheaded contestants.
  • Stout Strength: He's said to be fat (although he hates being called as such), and has powerfully kicked Knife off an iceberg and destroyed Fan's laptop just by stepping on it.
  • The Talk: While residing on Idiotic Island in Season 1, Baseball is given a book aptly titled Where Babies Come From. Long story short, he's horrified by the contents of the book.
  • Took a Level in Badass: In Season 1, a flying kick of his aimed at Taco is easily stopped by one of her lemons. However, in Season 2, he is much stronger, being able to punt offenders miles away from him and take a hell of a lot of punishment.
  • Took a Level in Cynic: Baseball does not take Nickel's elimination well. He spends much of "Alternate Reality Show" in a perpetually grumpy state and claims that all he sees is "darkness". He gets better by the next episode.
  • Vocal Evolution: Baseball's original voice was much higher than his current one. Justified, given how Adam was a young teenager when the show first started.
  • We Hardly Knew Ye: Subverted. He's the second one to be eliminated in Season 1 and doesn't return to the show. However, he does return in Season 2, where he becomes a team captain and gets a lot more focus.
  • We Used to Be Friends: With Suitcase, whom he treated kindly and with genuine respect. Once she eliminates Nickel and tears his alliance apart, Baseball begins to show great contempt towards her. Thankfully, this dies down in "Mine Your Own Business", and they end up mending their friendship in "Hatching the Plan". It is implied that he saw that Suitcase had no choice in the matter and that Nickel went too far in his bullying and thus he can't blame her for what she did.
  • You Are Fat: His size is frequently commented on throughout Season 1 and the earlier episodes on Season 2.

    Bomb 
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The Unusual One.
"Y-yeah, I'm the bomb."

Team: Chickenleg
Placement: 8th (S1)
Voiced by: Max Weissmann, LorenTzel (Inanimate Comics)

A Cartoon Bomb with a Speech Impediment. While he can come off as a bit odd, he's a genuinely good guy...and that's kinda all there is to him.

He does not return for Season 2.


  • Cartoon Bomb: But of course.
  • Flat Character: Bomb has the least known characterization of all of the first season contestants.
  • Jerkass Ball: He betrayed OJ in "Double Digit Desert," just so he could win the contest. This gets him eliminated from the show.
  • Made of Explodium: Naturally, Bomb has been ignited and blown up multiple times.
  • Nice Guy: A generally friendly dude.
  • Out of Focus: He gets very little dialogue in season 2.
  • Speech Impediment: He has a nasty stutter.
    Bomb: Tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Take the baton!

    Bow 
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The Forgotten.
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“I had to even the playing field, 'cause what chance did I have against an actual player?! I need to stand out... or else I'd be nothing!”

Team: N/A (S1)
Placement: 5th (S1)
Voiced by: Taylor Grodin

A pink hairbow who somehow made her debut in an advertisement for chairs (which she is obsessed with). She ends up joining the show because Adam finds her hilarious (although MePhone finds her to be annoying). Bow acts like a stereotypical Dumb Blonde thanks to her Valley Girl personality and overall stupidity.

She does not return for Season 2, but she seemingly returns for Season 3 as a robot in spite of being Killed Off for Real, much to MePhone's chagrin.


  • Back from the Dead: Not that anyone (even Cabby) knows how, but she shows up alive and well at the island after MePhone sends her an invitation as a joke. Candle pieces together that she's not properly alive, due to lacking an aura, while Bow herself realizes she's a robotic copy.
  • Badass Adorable: She managed to smash Apple into a boxing stage by only using a chair about her size.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: She has an obsession with chairs, of all things. She eventually grows out of it, but she does gain an odd fascination with her tail after she becomes a ghost.
  • The Ditz: She's not very smart, as she frequently gets Apple's name wrong and constantly says irrelevant things.
  • Easily Forgiven: Even after she outright admits that she possessed Apple into claiming she was using her friendship Marshmallow to get further in the game, Marshmallow doesn’t seem to bear any ill will towards her.
  • The Friend Nobody Likes: Most of the other contestants, especially including MePhone, are outright terrified of her. It got to the point where MePhone4 and the other contestants locked her in a box just to keep her from returning.
  • Girly Bruiser: A cute pink hairbow with the personality of a ditzy Valley Girl, but as detailed above, she smashes Apple into a boxing stage with just a chair.
  • Go Mad from the Isolation: Being locked in a box when she's eliminated takes a toll on her psyche. Even in season three, she struggles to remain composed when trying to say chair.
  • Green-Eyed Monster: In "Kick the Bucket", it is revealed that she possessed Apple to end her friendship with Marshmallow so that the latter could spend more time with her.
  • Killed Off for Real: She's flung off the Crappy Cliff in the season 1 finale along with MePhone 4 and MePhone 5, the resulting electrocution from landing in the water killing all three of them. MePhone 4's simultaneous death results in Bow being unable to be revived with MeLife, and she is left as a ghost. Subverted when "Stranded in Paradise" reveals her to be inexplicably alive and well. Double Subverted with the reveal that the Bow in III is a robot.
  • Late-Arrival Spoiler: Her ghost form appears on the Kick the Bucket (Part 2) thumbnail, thus spoiling her death to unsuspecting viewers.
  • Made of Iron: She survives long falls, gets punched by the Fist Thingy several times, and gets locked in a box for a while. However, it is implied that the other contestants took care of her while she was locked in the box.
  • Spanner in the Works: She becomes this to Taco in "Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)". If Bow, who had gone feral from being trapped in a box for an extended period of time, hadn't delayed Taco by attacking her, the latter would've reached the finish line before OJ, and her Obfuscating Stupidity strategy would've successfully given her the win like she planned. Taco herself even singles Bow out as the reason her strategy failed.
  • Tertiary Sexual Characteristics: She's a pink feminine hair accessory and the only contestant with visible eyelashes.
  • Unexplained Recovery: She's somehow alive in Season 3 despite the series previously establishing that there's no way to bring her back after her death in Season 1. Until it's revealed in "Best Served Cold" that she's a robotic replica of the original.
  • Valley Girl: Is constantly on her phone and uses the words "like" and "OMG" a lot.
  • Vocal Evolution: In the post-hiatus episodes, she sounds a bit older, despite still retaining her nasally tone.
  • Yandere: Bow is extremely attached to Marshmallow, seeing her as her only reminder of the game, and thus destroys her friendship with Apple so she can "even the playing field" and make sure Marshmallow pays more attention to her.

    Knife 
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The Jerk.
"No more Mr. Knife guy."

Team: Epic (S1), The Grand Slams (S2)
Placement: 15th (S1), ?? (S2)
Voiced by: Justin Chapman

A pocket knife. Starting off as a malicious bully who harasses others (Marshmallow in particular) for fun, Knife slowly grows out of his Jerkass ways and gradually reveals his kinder side (not that he'll ever admit it).


  • The Bully: In Season 1, he often uses his strength to pick on the other contestants, dropping a piano on Paper to eliminate him in "A Lemony Lesson" and regularly abusing Marshmallow. He eventually grows out of this.
  • Card-Carrying Jerkass: Initially at least, he proudly takes the moniker of "The Jerk" by being a bit of a bully, and states it clear to Trophy that Trophy's the Jock, and he's the Jerk.
  • Character Development: After Trophy blackmails him, he becomes less of a straight-up Jerkass and more of a Jerk with a Heart of Gold.
  • Deadpan Snarker: He seems to be a mix of both deadpan and snark, but in later episodes (due to Nickel's coaching) he begins to overuse the snark.
  • Jerkass to One: He was never a complete walkover to begin with, but in the earlier episodes of Season 1, Marshmallow is the most common target of his bullying: he punts her across the field in "The Arena of Death", impales her on a stick and roasts her alive in "One-Shot Wonder", and shocks her with static electricity in "War de Guacamole". That being said, they interact less in Season 2 due to them being on different teams.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Evolves into this over time. While not exactly the friendliest character on the show, Knife is great at giving advice to others and isn't a bad guy once you get to know him better. This contrasts with Trophy, who is just a plain jerk.
  • Only Sane Man: Seems to fill this role in Season 2. He's one of the only contestants not to be seriously broken by the show's sadistic nature and questions many of the zanier shenanigans going on around him. He's also the only contestant who catches onto Microphone's suspicious behavior, meaning that he's a lot more insightful than the others.
    Knife: I don't know why I even show up anymore.
  • Pet the Dog: Has his moments, such as when he gives out advice to Pickle and Suitcase.
  • Rage Quit: According to a minor comment from Pickle, he has a tendency to break controllers.
  • Real Men Wear Pink: He's a fan of Desperate Housewives and he used to carry a Dora doll with him.
  • Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The aggressive bully Manly Man to Paper's sweet, cautious Sensitive Guy.
  • Slow Clap: In "Hatching the Plan", after Microphone returns with Fan's unconscious body.
  • Took a Level in Kindness: In Season 2, he becomes less of an aggressive bully and more of an aloof Big Brother Mentor. This gradual change in personality is likely because of Trophy blackmailing him.
  • Tsundere: Seems to be the Harsh type, although more aloof and less temperamental. He's not a bad person once you get past his tough exterior, though he refuses to admit this to the others.
    Knife: You can't let one bad experience ruin it. Otherwise you'll never move on to the next stage.
    Pickle: Wow, that means a lot, Knife. Nobody's really been there for me lately.
    Knife: Um, I was just talking about the video game.
    Pickle: [unconvinced] Really?
    Knife: I was. Um, well, goodbye.
  • Vocal Evolution: His voice becomes much deeper and raspier as the series progresses.
  • Worthy Opponent: Trophy initially shows respect for him because of his tough demeanor and physical strength, but this goes out the window when he catches Knife playing with a Dora doll.

    Lightbulb 
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The Bright Leader.
"So, let's win this challenge. The bright way!"

Team: Epic (Captain, S1), The Bright Lights (Captain, S2)
Placement: 11th (S1), ?? (S2)
Voiced by: Michael Bruzzone

An incandescent lightbulb. Cheerful, eccentric, and quirky to boot, but she has... odd tastes in food. She's a good leader if she puts her mind to it, though her unpredictable nature often leaves people frazzled.


  • Big Eater: In "Breaking the Ice" she eats 53 cookies, though that ends up being too much for even her to stomach.
  • Bizarre Taste in Food: When MePad states that 0% of the population likes oatmeal raisin, she confesses that she doesn't mind it. Cue to her teammates staring at her with disgusted looks on their faces.
  • Brilliant, but Lazy: She herself states that she has "bright ideas" and makes a cookie pizza that spared her team from elimination in "Cooking for the Grater Good", but on several occasions, she chooses to goof around during challenges instead, much to Paintbrush's chagrin.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: She's very quirky, put simply.
    Lightbulb: Alrighty sports fans, we're gonna have to dribble around those bases to get the touchdowns we need to checkmate the other team!
  • Curiosity Killed the Cast: When she finds a time machine Test Tube was working on and decides to start playing with it, she accidentally causes them to travel back in time, and things only escalate from that point on.
  • A Day in the Limelight: "Alternate Reality Show", which focuses on her time traveling with Test Tube and her relationship with Paintbrush.
  • Ditzy Genius: While Lightbulb is a good influence on her team and usually has good ideas, she can be a bit loopy and is easily distracted.
  • Extreme Omnivore: Has eaten a stick and a ball of yarn. She also attempts to eat a bucket in "Kick the Bucket".
  • The Face: Her quirky, outgoing personality makes it very easy for her to befriend others, which is best exemplified in the I.I. Infinity timeline.
  • Flanderization: Positively. In the post-hiatus episodes, her slight quirky Cloudcuckoolanding, Ditzy Genius traits get amplified which gave her more of a personality, but rather than always being happy, she has a much wider spectrum of expression. Paintbrush lampshades it in "Kick the Bucket".
    Paintbrush: I didn't think it was possible, BUT YOU'VE REACHED NEW LEVELS OF NONSENSICALITY!
  • Genki Girl: She's quite full of energy, and if she's not smiling or showing off her quirkiness, you know something's wrong.
  • Hidden Depths: As the series progresses, Lightbulb gradually begins to feel separated from the others and wants everyone to be the same as her — carefree and fun-loving — which explains why she gets along so well with the Infinity-timeline contestants.
  • Large Ham: Lightbulb gets very excited at times, and is known for saying non-sequitur lines very quickly.
  • Light 'em Up: She can light herself up at will.
  • Literally Shattered Lives: A majority of her deaths involve her shattering.
  • Nice Girl: Very friendly and accepting of others. When Paintbrush reveals their gender and worries that it won't be acknowledged, she validates them in her own quirky way.
  • Plucky Comic Relief: She's one of the only contestants unaffected by the show's Cerebus Syndrome and helps provide much of the comic relief after "Rain on Your Charade".
  • Shock and Awe: She seems to have the ability to generate electricity, as shown in "Kick The Bucket", where she pumps a ball with electricity and throws it at Fan.
  • Stepford Smiler: She's one of the most cheery and upbeat characters on the show, but as the show progresses she begins to feel separated from the other contestants due to her wanting everyone to be the same, not helped by Paintbrush telling her they don't want to work with her in "Alternate Reality Show", though she does her best to stay positive regardless. This comes to a head at the end of "Hatching the Plan" when Test Tube is eliminated and she's struggling to grin and bear saying goodbye to her and Fan, attempting to light up the mood with some humor, but it doesn't work and she sulks as she watches Test Tube and Fan enter the Rejection Portal.
  • Supreme Chef: She makes a cookie pizza with shredded chocolate for the challenge in "Cooking for the Grater Good", and all of the judges love it.
  • Talking Lightbulb: In this case, literally.
  • Took a Level in Kindness: Downplayed; she's quite friendly from the beginning, but later episodes amp up her cheerful and positive nature.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: She loves cookies, notably oatmeal raisin cookies.
  • Vocal Evolution: Lightbulb's voice starts off as quite effeminate before they changed her gender to female in order to balance the genders since it would fit her character the most, but as early as her second appearance, her voice starts sounding a bit more like a teenager's voice before dropping until after the hiatus, where her voice stops getting deeper in "Kick the Bucket".
  • Vomit Discretion Shot: In the beginning of Season 2, she eats about 53 cookies during a party, and even that proves to be too much for her to handle. She promptly tosses them onto an unlucky Baseball.

    Marshmallow 
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The Sweet One.
“I never realized that's the reason why you're so upset. Paintbrush and I never meant to hurt you, we just wanted to preserve your feelings.”

Team: Epic (S1), The Bright Lights (S2)
Placement: 7th (S1), 9th (S2)
Voiced by: AmandaRulez85 (S1E1-S1E4), Adam Katz (S1E5-S1E18), Dee Cashin (S2-present)

A marshmallow. Despite her sweet exterior, Marshmallow is actually quite stubborn and prone to holding grudges, and her blunt, cynical nature has caused her to butt heads with her fellow contestants.


  • Bratty Half-Pint: Her high-pitched voice, It's All About Me attitude, and original bickering with Apple can make her come off as this at times.
  • Characterization Marches On: In the earlier episodes of Season 1, the main extents of her character were her inability to control her gravity, getting bullied by Knife, and relying on Wal-Mart for everything. Later episodes eventually established her as more of a distrustful cynic.
  • The Cynic: Slowly becomes this as the series progresses, having difficulty trusting others thanks to her shaky relationship with Apple and the overall stress of the competition.
  • A Day in the Limelight: Episode 6 of Season 2 heavily focuses on her relationship with Apple and her reunion with Bow.
  • Easily Forgiven: Played for Laughs. After confessing to Bow that she indirectly caused her death, Bow’s expression morphs into an angry one…but she quickly brushes it off because she now has a tail.
  • Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress: In the first season, she has the ability to control her own gravity... but she's not good at getting it to work the way she wants to.
  • In-Series Nickname: Often referred to as simply "Marsh".
  • It's All About Me: Downplayed. She's a nice, well-intentioned character, but her trust issues lead to her being more concerned with herself than the others. In "Crappy Anniversary", she calls everyone idiots because of how much their antics have tired her out over the past year, not caring about what they might think of her.
  • Jerkass to One: To Apple, particularly after she overhears her claiming that she was only using their friendship to get further into the game. In the "Keep on Cleaning" segment of "Everything's A-OJ", she outright beats her with a mop. However, she eventually begins to regret lashing out at her, and after Bow confesses to having possessed Apple and making her say that she was just using Marshmallow's friendship to her advantage in "Kick the Bucket", Marshmallow lets go of her anger towards Apple and at the end of the episode, she invites her to live with her and Bow in Purgatory Mansion.
  • Larynx Dissonance: Due to Crossdressing Voices, she sounds like a man by the end of the first season. It's subverted in Season 2, as she got a new, more feminine-sounding voice actor.
  • My God, What Have I Done?: Shows regret that she indirectly caused Bow's death and eventually starts regretting lashing out at Apple.
  • Nice Girl: She's generally kind to others (Apple being an exception, and even that doesn't last forever).
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: She attempts to stop MePhone5 from stealing the million dollar prize in the climax of "Journey Through Memory Lane (Part 2)" by relocking Bow in her container and siccing her on him. This directly leads to Bow's death and contributes to those of MePhone4 and MePhone5.
  • Rage Breaking Point: In "Crappy Anniversary", when MePhone4 announces that the episode's challenge involves the Crappy Cliff once again, she loses her temper and calls the other contestants idiots, having dealt with their shenanigans for a year and therefore grown sick of them.
  • Tsundere: The Sweet type. While normally soft-spoken and kind, she's a lot more bitter when dealing with Apple. This culminates in "Crappy Anniversary", where she lashes out at everyone and admits to being tired of dealing with their antics after a year of enduring them.
  • Vocal Evolution: When Adam voices her throughout Season 1, her voice becomes progressively deeper until she sounds very raspy and masculine. In Season 2, she is voiced by Dee Cashin, thus making her sound much more feminine.

    Nickel 
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The Sarcasm Spasm.
Click here for season 3 appearance 
"Wow, I think you get less funny every episode."

Team: Epic (S1), The Grand Slams (S2), The Sinkers (S3, Three Team Phase), The New Thinkers (S3, Two Team Phase)
Placement: 14th (S1), 10th (S2), 4th (S3)
Voiced by: Adam Katz

A 5¢ nickel with an aptitude for sarcasm. Easily the most pessimistic character on the show, Nickel is typically in a bitter mood. Whenever he opens his mouth, expect him to say something snarky or rude.


  • Accidental Misnaming: A large number of fans would often misspell his name as "Nickle" while voting for him, to the point that it actually saved him from elimination. Temporarily, that is.
  • The Alliance: With Baseball and Suitcase. It gets destroyed when he was voted out in episode 11.
  • Arc Villain: While he does so unknowingly, he serves as the main source of Suitcase's issues throughout Season 2, his constant manipulation, belittling of her feelings, and poor treatment of Balloon ultimately putting a drain on her mental health. It comes to its natural conclusion in "Kick the Bucket", where she finally has enough and votes for him, unintentionally causing his elimination.
  • Big Guy, Little Guy: The little guy to Baseball's big guy.
  • Blessed with Suck: Clover accidentally makes him this, as he shows immediate luck that proceeds to bite him in the ass rather quickly once things go wrong in "Title TBD."
  • Born Lucky: Clover accidentally gives her "good luck curse" to Nickel as she's being eliminated, making everything go as he asks in "Title TBD," only for the consequences to quickly settle in.
  • Characterization Marches On: He was a lot more affable and less harsh in Season 1 and his sarcasm didn't define him.
  • Deadpan Snarker: High on the snark, but sometimes low on the deadpan.
  • Enemy Mine: Forms this dynamic with Balloon in season 3, ultimately aligning with him and Box due to the veterans wanting to keep their numbers up.
  • Everyone Has Standards: Even with his rude, cynical personality, he does have his limits.
    • He gets annoyed when Knife kicks a soccer ball into Apple's face, overuses his sarcasm and angers Cheesy, and makes Balloon run away crying.
    • It's possible his reason for hating Balloon in Season 2 is because of how the latter acted during Season 1 and doesn't trust that he's changed.
  • Flat Character: In-Universe; in "Waffling About", when his personality is split in two, one half is sarcastic, and the other half is... nothing. Test Tube ultimately realizes this is because sarcasm is Nickel's only personality trait.
  • Foil: To Baseball. Baseball is an optimistic, trusting Nice Guy, while Nickel is a pessimistic, untrusting Jerkass. Baseball acts caring towards his alliance and like a Big Brother Mentor to Suitcase, while Nickel also cares about them, but doesn't know how to express it and instead comes off as dismissive towards Suitcase. Baseball is aware that Balloon is trying to redeem himself and that Suitcase is his Only Friend, while Nickel shows unfair bias towards Balloon and tries to keep him away from the alliance as much as possible.
  • The Friend Nobody Likes: Downplayed. While he has a couple of friends and is highly preferred over Balloon (pre-development) and Taco, for the most part, only a few can stand being around him due to his constant belittlement of their personalities and interests, and generally being very unpleasant to be around.
  • Granola Guy: The (presumably non-canon) video "Nickel's Tips On Conserving Water" depicts him giving Knife tips on conserving water.
  • Hate Sink: Subverted. The latter half of Season 2 seemingly establishes him as this due to him becoming increasingly unpleasant, what with him coercing Suitcase into stealing a battery (which ultimately leads to her Hallucinations), mocking Soap when she's eliminated, and attempting to exclude Balloon from their alliance, even outright stating that they should abandon him during the maze challenge and refusing to accept his Heel–Face Turn. However, he does have redeeming traits that aren't immediately apparent and he does care about Suitcase, he just doesn't know how to show it in the right way. In Season 3, while he's still a Jerkass, the Lighter and Softer tone of the season means that his worst traits are mitigated, and he ultimately manages to consider Balloon a friend in "Try Not To Laugh Challenge".
  • Heel–Face Turn: His Enemy Mine moment with Balloon in Season 3 gradually becomes a genuine friendship, and he no longer shows as much, if any, hatred toward him as he did before.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold:
    • Nickel is an incredibly unpleasant character, abusing his usage of sarcasm and therefore coming off as rude towards others. He's also very unforgiving towards Balloon, who just wants to redeem himself. Still, he tries to keep Balloon away from the alliance mostly out of fear of him tearing it apart, and he does consider Suitcase an ally despite how he treats her, but his lack of emotional intelligence makes him come off as dismissive and rude. When Suitcase claims that they never really interacted, he actually seems to show some regret.

      He also tries to emotionally cater to anyone he considers a friend (such as Knife or Baseball). He coaches Knife into conveying his nastier thoughts into sarcasm so he doesn't come off as overly mean and helps Baseball out of a slump when he feels like he's not good enough as a leader.
  • Karma Houdini: Even though he manipulates Suitcase into stealing a battery, Soap is eliminated instead of him for a much more unfair reason (at least in her eyes; she was the one who pinned the blame on Suitcase), something she lampshades after the votes are revealed. He spends the next two episodes making things worse for Balloon and Suitcase and is indirectly responsible for Suitcase's most horrific hallucination.
    Soap: I didn't realize that forcing your teammate to steal still kept you in the game, but pointing out the crime though? What a disgrace.
  • Karma Houdini Warranty: Karma hits him hard in "Kick the Bucket". Suitcase reveals that, unlike everyone else voting for Balloon, she voted for Nickel instead, and then proceeds to give him a "The Reason You Suck" Speech for being a terrible ally to her. And then, MePhone4 reveals that Nickel is also getting eliminated because of a surprise double elimination.
  • Kick the Dog: When Soap is eliminated, he rubs their elimination in their face and smirks when they question why he's still in the game despite his nasty demeanor.
    Nickel: You see, Soap, the viewers are carnivorous wolves. They will eat you at the slightest act of rudeness!
  • Not So Above It All: He's a snarky Jerkass to the third degree, but he treats Box as if he were a real person and sees him as a genuine friend.
  • Odd Friendship: Weirdly enough, Nickel seems to genuinely enjoy Box's company, allying with him early in Season 3 and trying to make him laugh in "Waffling About". This is doubly strange when Nickel's whole shtick is his sarcasm, and yet he never makes any notable comments about Box being... a seemingly non-sentient box.
  • Only Sane Man: He is one of the only contestants with common sense, as his cynical demeanor eliminates any chance of him doing anything odd.
  • Paper-Thin Disguise: Dons a hat, Cool Shades, and a gold chain necklace as a disguise after he scalps Spoiled Lemon tickets online. Of course, the fact that he's a nickel coin is still clear, and Baseball instantly recognises him.
  • Potty Failure: During "A Lemony Lesson" he... goes on Baseball's head. Subverted when "Marsh on Mars" reveals that it was melted chocolate, but it's still pretty gross.
  • Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The grouchy, snarky cynic Manly Man to insecure, timid Balloon's Sensitive Guy.
  • Shady Scalper: When MePhone4 reveals that the prizes for the safe contestants in "Rain on Your Charade" are tickets for a Spoiled Lemon concert, Nickel announces that he's planning on scalping his online. This comes back in the next episode when Marshmallow chews Fan out for buying tickets from an online scalper, which is implied to be Nickel, given that he promptly shows up wearing a Paper-Thin Disguise and whispering to Baseball that he scalped some tickets online. It gets referenced again in "Stranded in Paradise" when Fan complains about Spoiled Lemon VIP tickets usually being overpriced and Nickel nervously chuckles about scalpers raising prices.
  • Smug Snake: After Soap is eliminated, he brings up how the viewers are fickle and will vote out anyone over the slightest misdemeanor, and when they question why he's still in the game even though his actions in the previous episode were much worse,note  he just smirks.
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: He starts off as a simple Deadpan Snarker, but starting in episodes 8-9 of Season 2, he becomes increasingly rude and dismissive. This peaks when he manipulates Suitcase into stealing a battery and starts regularly ostracizing Balloon.
  • Unwitting Instigator of Doom: He's more or less responsible for much of Suitcase's trauma, albeit unknowingly. When he forces her to steal a battery, she encounters Mecintosh, who causes her to become distrustful of her alliance, and when he makes her retrieve a bucket Balloon dropped during the Bucket Brigade, she has a violent hallucination that nearly causes her to drown.
  • "Well Done, Son" Guy: He becomes this for his Inani-Mate Nickel Jr. in "Pesty Besties". He and the other Looney Balloonies decide to focus on training Balloon's Quacky together for the episode's tournament and ignore Nickel Jr. and Bot's N/A. However, come the tournament, Quacky and N/A are gone, and the alliance only find some confetti. After the tournament reveals that Inani-Mates explode into confetti when they're killed, the alliance realise that Nickel Jr. killed Quacky. When Nickel angrily confronts Nickel Jr., the latter sadly says that he wanted Nickel to be proud, calling him "dad" before exploding himself out of despair.

    OJ 
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The Normal Guy.
Click here for season 3 appearance 
"If you never give anyone else a chance, it can only be us!"

Team: Chickenleg (S1), The Thinkers (S3)
Placement: 1st (S1), 16th (S3)
Voiced by: Taylor Grodin

A glass of orange juice. One of the few contestants who shows consistent signs of common sense, but he also tends to criticize MePhone's challenges and point out flaws in logic. He can be naive and pessimistic at times.

He does not return for Season 2.


  • Death by Despair: The shock of seeing a plane fly into his hotel and cause it collateral damage causes him to shatter.
  • Didn't Think This Through: When he temporarily replaces MePhone as the host, he's woefully unprepared and incompetent at the job; buying Paintbrush's lie that the Bright Lights won the last challenge and therefore eliminating Suitcase because she's "ruining the show", and making the contestants clean Hotel OJ only for him to explain at the last minute that it wasn't meant to be a challenge. When the Grand Slams get upset with him for making them clean the hotel for nothing, he comes up with a rather pathetic last-minute challenge (a coin toss).
  • Does Not Like Spam: Dislikes chocolate, claiming that it's bad for his acidic structure. In reality, both chocolate and orange juice are acidic.
  • Drunk with Power: It doesn't take long for the power of being the host to get to his head, if eliminating Suitcase for flimsy reasons and forcing the remaining contestants to clean his hotel wasn't evidence enough.
  • The Everyman: Labeled "The Normal Guy" by the creators.
  • Everyone Has Standards: Nice as he is, OJ eventually tires of the horseshit that the other contestants and MePhone put him through, especially due to the damage they cause to his hotel.
  • Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Paper. They become the best of friends over the course of Season 1 and OJ even has him be his attorney in "Everything's A-OJ". OJ also trusts him with the Complaints Desk in one of the comics.
  • It's All About Me: Downplayed; he's genuinely friendly and cares about his friends, but he can be a bit selfish at times, which is most notable when he forces the contestants to clean Hotel OJ, but only because he needed extra help, not as a challenge. Naturally, after he admits this, the contestants are furious with him.
  • Jerkass Ball: When he temporarily replaces MePhone as the host of the show, he eliminates Suitcase because he thinks she's "ruining the show" (he even calls her "what's-your-face") and makes the remaining contestants clean Hotel OJ solely because he needed some extra help (and because of the structural damage many of the first season contestants caused), not as a challenge. This is lampshaded by Baseball:
    Baseball: What OJ did was completely unacceptable! He's normally a pretty nice guy.
  • Literally Shattered Lives: Due to being made out of glass, a majority of his deaths involve him shattering.
  • Morality Chain: To Paper. While Paper isn't evil by any means, OJ is the one who helps him deal with his Split Personality.
  • Nice Guy: Generally pretty friendly and compassionate.
  • Only Known by Their Nickname: He's almost never called "Orange Juice". Apparently this even applies to the hotel named after him, as it's formally referred to as "Hotel Orange Juice" at his court hearing in "Everything's A-OJ".
  • Only Sane Man: Out of all of the contestants in Season 1, he displays the most maturity and common sense.
  • Poor Communication Kills: When hosting the show in "Everything's A-OJ", he makes the contestants clean Hotel OJ, but he fails to explain to them that it's not meant to be a challenge, and they only find out after they've finished. Needless to say, they aren't happy with him.
  • Super Drowning Skills: Dilution of the orange juice contained in OJ's glass tends to be fatal or at least make him incredibly ill, and as a result, he does not like challenges where he has to swim unless he has something like a cork to plug the glass.
  • Temporary Substitute: After MePhone is sent off to jail in "Everything's A-OJ" when OJ wins his lawsuit against him, he temporarily takes over as host. He's not great at the job, to say the least.
  • They Killed Kenny Again: He gets shattered a lot.
  • Workaholic: He's implied to be this in "Stranded in Paradise", as he gets worried about his hotel without him being there to run it when he goes on vacation to a resort with his friends. As a matter of fact, he struggles to even say the word "vacation".

    Paintbrush 
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The Hothead.
Click here for season 3 appearance 
"I am an artist. I need opposition!"

Team: Epic (S1), The Bright Lights (S2), The Thinkers (S3, Three Team Phase), The New Pinkers (S3, Two Team Phase)

Placement: 9th (S1), 8th (S2), 9th (S3)

Voiced by: TotalDramaFantasy (S1E1-S1E6), Taylor Grodin (S1E9-S3E9), Jazzy Oliver (S3E10-)

A wooden mop paintbrush. Paintbrush is competitive and has a strong team spirit, though this is mostly overshadowed by their extremely bad temper. They can be stubborn if things don't go their way and show little to no patience for their teammates' nonsense.


  • Affectionate Nickname: Lightbulb refers to them as "Painty".
  • Ambiguous Gender: For all of Season 1 and most of Season 2, they were the only contestant with an unknown gender, before a comment in "Alternate Reality Show" revealed that they're nonbinary.
  • Berserk Button:
    • If you're on the same team as them, do not, under any circumstances ever, goof around and slack off during challenges.
    • Don't refuse to give explanations to them. MePhone4 learns this the hard way when he gives their painting of Steve Cobs a zero.
  • Burning with Anger: When they get really mad. According to their page on the website, Hotel OJ had to have fire extinguishers fitted in every room because of this. It gets lampshaded by Fan in "Mazed and Confused".
    Fan: Uh, is this is gonna become a cliché too? Your fiery temper tantrum being illustrated by— by a literal flame? Oh, there it is. I-I can see it.
    • When they set the surrounding area ablaze and destroy everybody's paintings in "Alternate Reality Show", this causes the other contestants to vote them out as they hadn't even had theirs judged yet. Though the contestants seem to regret this later on as they realize why Paintbrush did what they did and that Cobs is a bad guy.
  • Characterization Marches On: In Season 1, there isn't much to Paintbrush apart from being tall, having an unknown gender, and asking questions that are always cut off by MePhone4. In Season 2, they become more serious and pragmatic, at the cost of developing a very short temper.
  • Competition Freak: Paintbrush takes the game very seriously and has a strong intent on ensuring victory for their team. Messing around during challenges is an extremely good way to get on their nerves.
  • Control Freak: Can be bossy and stubborn if things don't go their way.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Paintbrush has a tendency to make sarcastic remarks just before they blow their top.
  • Death by Irony: Not death, but elimination counts, as Paintbrush gets eliminated after a painting challenge.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: The only reason they vote for OJ in "The Penultimate Poll" is because they're upset about the results of the Christmas challenge.
  • Enraged by Idiocy: Should be self-explanatory at this point.
  • Expressive Hair: When enraged, their bristles burst into flames.
  • Face–Heel Turn: In "Cooking for The Grater Good", they temporarily usurp Lightbulb as the team leader after deciding that she was responsible for causing their team's losses.
  • Flanderization: Their obsession with winning (while not pointed out) has been exaggerated over time. In early episodes, like "A Lemony Lesson", Paintbrush was excited when they thought they would win the challenge where the team with more lemons in their bucket won. In "The Snowdown", they bought a faux high-quality Christmas tree because they wanted to win the challenge of the winner being the team who had the best tree, which oddly MePhone4 wanted the team to make the tree, not buy it, leading to their team's loss. They voted for OJ just because his team won back during the aforementioned challenge. In "Marsh on Mars", they became a bit bossier about winning the challenge, and by "Everything's A-OJ", Paintbrush is so obsessed with winning they developed a...
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: Thanks to the antics of their teammates, Paintbrush loses their temper a lot in the second season.
  • Hell Is That Noise: Whenever their temper is about to boil over, the sound of a tea kettle screaming is heard.
  • Hidden Depths: Paintbrush established an art class at Hotel OJ and is the teacher to help reduce and control their temper. They also look after Lightbulb's pet crab, Baxter, and are quite protective of him.
  • Jerkass to One: While they often get upset with Lightbulb’s nonsensical antics, Fan usually gets the brunt of their anger. Most of Paintbrush’s worst outbursts are directed towards him: they almost smash his egg in “Everything’s A-OJ”, and they punch him and outright yell in his face that they hate him in “Mazed and Confused.”
  • Lean and Mean: Zig-zagged. They are one of the thinnest (if not the thinnest) contestants, and they're usually quite friendly, but they also have a very short temper and they're prone to getting physical at worst.
  • Only Sane Man: When they're not Burning with Anger, they're one of the more sensible contestants with not many odd quirks to them, and they legitimately try to ensure that their teammates are putting effort into challenges.
  • Serious Business: Competing on the show seems to be this for them, especially considering how much they hate goofing off.
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Gives plenty of harsh ones to Fan.
    From "'Everything's A-OJ": YOU'RE TELLING ME NOT TO WORRY?! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES ANYTHING FOR THIS TEAM!! [...] You act like you're still just a spectator, that nothing leaves a real impact! Well how about your precious little egg on the hardwood floor!?
    From "Mazed and Confused": Well Fan, isn't that just interesting? Have you ever analyzed dirt? Well HOW 'BOUT NOW?! (Paintbrush punches Fan) IS IT INTERESTING ENOUGH?! GOT ENOUGH INFORMATION DOWN THERE?! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, WRITE IT ON YOUR BLOG?! UGH! I! HATE! YOU!
  • Token Minority: Currently, they are one of only two nonbinary characters in the cast alongside Bot.
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: As Season 2 progresses, they become increasingly less patient when it comes to dealing with their teammates’ antics, particularly Fan (who they actually punch at one point).
  • Unwitting Instigator of Doom: Because of them painting a picture of Steve Cobs, Paintbrush, in turn, awakened MePhone's repressed memories, got Toilet fired, and made everyone become fearful of Cobs' arrival.
  • Vocal Evolution: Their voice becomes noticeably deeper and less computerized in the latter half of Season 2.

    Paper 
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The Psycho.
“With a little psychotherapy, anything's possible!”

Team: Epic (before rejoin), Chickenleg (after rejoin)
Placement: 3rd (S1)
Voiced by: Justin Chapman

A piece of loose-leaf paper. He starts off as immature and whiny, preferring to slack off and watch Desperate Housewives, but after he rejoins and deals with an evil Split Personality, he gradually becomes kinder and more cautious.

He does not return for Season 2.


  • Absurd Phobia: He says that dolphins give him nightmares.
  • All There in the Manual: A lot of supplementary information about him (such as his likes/dislikes and certain aspects of his personality) is revealed on his voice actor's Tumblr, largely due to him being Out of Focus in Season 2.
  • Berserk Button:
    • Mentioning Idiotic Island around him (once he's forced onto it) causes him to flip out.
    • According to his voice actor, he has three additional ones: bullying/teasing people for what makes them happy, the cold, and people leaving the lights on after they leave.
  • Butt-Monkey: He gets trapped on Idiotic Island, gets a bowling ball, a chair, Taco, and a dolphin thrown at him, develops an evil split personality, gets a piano thrown at him twice, repeatedly gets interrupted during his interview with Fan, handles the complaints desk in a comic, and spills Apple Juice on himself in one video via voice-over.
  • The Cutie: A sweet, caring guy.
  • Effeminate Voice: Has a slightly nasally falsetto which fits his feminine interests, though interestingly this apparently wasn't the intent. Chapman was only 14 at the time when he started voicing Paper, and originally used a voice close to his naturally cartoony voice.
  • Evil Brit: In Paper's nightmare, his evil self has a British accent.
  • Go Mad from the Isolation: He hates being trapped on Idiotic Island, so much that he threatens to kill someone once he leaves. He keeps this promise, and it all culminates in him developing a murderous Split Personality.
  • Heterosexual Life-Partners: With OJ. They form an alliance together, he serves as an attorney to OJ in "Everything's A-OJ", and they work on the hotel together, especially when OJ is not around to deal with certain matters.
  • Hidden Depths: According to his voice actor, he likes to cook, participate in Karaoke Night, and doodle despite not being good at it. He also has a great singing voice.
  • In Touch with His Feminine Side: Paper's kindness, cautiousness, sensitivity, and love for Desperate Housewives make him one of the least masculine characters on the show.
  • It's All About Me: Not as much as OJ or Marshmallow, but he can be self-defensive and anxious at times. For example, in a Fan's Fantastic Features skit, he takes over the show when Fan leaves for a Spoiled Lemon concert at Fan's request. He even shatters Fan's favorite mug and smiles evilly at the camera.
  • Killed Off for Real: After he overcomes his Split Personality, the evil side stops existing altogether.
  • Kill It with Water: Paper, being a flat sheet of wood paper, melts on contact with water, so he's naturally scared of it.
  • Made of Iron: He's surprisingly tough for a piece of paper; he has survived having a chair, a dolphin, Taco, a bowling ball, and a piano thrown at him, none of which kills him (although the piano does knock him down).
  • Nervous Wreck: Paper often has a hard time explaining what he wants to say, starting his sentences with "uuuhh", and often expects the worst to happen when placed in a dire situation.
  • Nice Guy: A caring, compassionate guy at heart. He even apologizes to a newspaper he ripped in anger. He also has extreme guilt from the actions caused by his Split Personality and insanity.
  • Out of Focus: Even compared to the other former contestants, he doesn't do much in Season 2.
  • Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: Paper's the soft-spoken and dorky sensitive guy to Knife's aggressive and tough manly man.
  • Split Personality: Temporarily gets a violent, murderous one in Season 1 after being trapped on Idiotic Island for a very long time. He eventually conquers it.
  • Split-Personality Switch Trigger: In Season 1, any mention of Idiotic Island will set off his Split Personality.
  • Stepford Smiler: According to his voice actor, Paper still has memories of his Split Personality, but he tries to act as if he doesn't exist and live life as usual.
  • Took a Level in Kindness: Paper starts off as somewhat immature and short-tempered, watching Desperate Housewives instead of competing in the second challenge and spending much of his time on Idiotic Island complaining (though that is justified as he and the others were unlawfully imprisoned on the island for more than a year by a sadistic person). Once he becomes more aware of the actions of his Split Personality, Paper is a lot more cautious and kindhearted.
  • Vocal Evolution: His voice starts off soft-spoken, but gradually evolves into a falsetto.
  • Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: He is deadly afraid of water, to the point of anger and tears as he cries as shown in a flashback. According to his voice actor, he is afraid of shredders, scissors, staplers, and hole punchers.

    Pepper 
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The Wannabe.
"We're BCFFs. We have to be together!"

Team: Chickenleg
Placement: 12th (S1)
Voiced by: Rochelle Garciano (S1E1-S1E5), Crasi4tunes (S1E5-S1E15), Sam Katz (S1E16-S1E17), Adam Katz (S2E1), Alexa Chapman (S2E7-present)

A pepper shaker, and Salt's "BCFF". She behaves like a stereotypical teenage girl, but unlike Salt, she treasures their friendship more and refuses to let anyone get in the way of it.

She does not return for Season 2, but when Lightbulb accidentally messes up the show's timeline, she becomes the host of the show along with Pepper, retooling the show into an infinite loop where the two hold constant fashion shows and flaunt their greatness to the other contestants.


  • Attention Whore: All of the "challenges" she and Salt set up in Inanimate Insanity Infinity are just fashion shows starring none of the actual contestants and themselves only. The moment Test Tube shows up and proves to not be a Flat Character or batshit insane like everybody else, they quickly grow agitated with her presence.
  • Beta Bitch: She's Salt's beta, even though the duo treat themselves as co-Alpha Bitches. Lightbulb and Test Tube take advantage of this in the timeline where they won the first season shown in "Alternate Reality Show" to spark a fight between her and Salt.
  • Blind Mistake: In Everything’s A-OJ, Pepper opened a door that said "DO NOT ENTER OR YOU WILL DIE" in OJ's hotel while she still had cucumbers over her eyes, revealing that it was actually where the eliminated contestants were held after opening it.
  • Does Not Like Spam: Refuses to eat or even collect candy for the same reasons as Salt, which helps cost Team Chickenleg the challenge and results in her elimination.
  • Flat Character: Salt is already one even with her crush on OJ, and Pepper has less characterization than she does due to primarily serving as her best friend and not much else.
  • Satellite Character: She doesn't have much relevance to the series except being Salt's BCFF.
  • Valley Girl: Her basic personality.
  • Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Along with Salt, she develops a fear of crabs thanks to Lightbulb and Test Tube interfering with the first challenge. For context... 

    Pickle 
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The Idiot.
“Nobody's really been there for me lately.”

Team: Chickenleg
Placement: 4th (S1)
Voiced by: Derek Napolitano

A cucumber. One of the more easygoing and kindhearted contestants, though he isn’t very smart. He is also Taco’s best friend and is the only character who genuinely enjoys her presence.

He does not return for Season 2.


  • Butt-Monkey: Prone to suffering from Amusing Injuries, such as having a lemon spit in his eye or getting ripped in half by Paper.
  • Cargo Ship: In-Universe, he falls in love with a purely inanimate cucumber gifted to him by Marshmallow, and he even goes on a picnic date with it. Too bad the relationship ends prematurely when Pickle realizes he forgot to bring food and eats the cucumber as a last resort.
  • The Ditz: By far the dumbest contestant in season one. One notable example of his stupidity is when he complains about fracturing his ulna (an arm bone) while holding his eye.
  • Dumbass No More: As the series progresses, he gradually becomes more grounded and levelheaded, and he even points out OJ and Paper’s flaws when deciding on who to vote out before the finale.
  • Early-Installment Weirdness: He originally had a Western drawl, but starting with episode two, it's gone.
  • Eye Scream: Taco spits a lemon in his right eye during Episode 11’s underwater challenge, solely so he would look more like a pirate. He is seen with an eyepatch for 4 more episodes.
  • I'm a Humanitarian: In Episode 6, Marshmallow gives him a purely inanimate cucumber that he somehow falls in love with, but he ends up eating it in the very next episode.
  • Mellow Fellow: One of the calmer and more laid-back contestants.
  • Nice Guy: Generally sweet, and one of the few contestants who genuinely liked Taco.
  • Non-Indicative Name: He's actually a cucumber.
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: When deciding on who to vote off before the finale, Pickle criticizes OJ for his reckless behavior, constant complaining despite barely winning any challenges, and being a Competition Freak, and calls out Paper's tendency to rely on OJ for everything. He chooses to eliminate Paper since he skipped the first half of the game and, again, relied on OJ too often.
  • We Used to Be Friends: With Taco, until she reveals she was only stringing him along.

    Salt 
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The Drama Queen.
“Pepper. Don't, like, underestimate our powers!”

Team: Chickenleg
Placement: 10th (S1)
Voiced by: Crasi4tunes (S1E1-S1E15), Sam Katz (S1E16-S1E17), Adam Katz (S2E1), Alexa Chapman (S2E7-present)

A salt shaker, and Pepper's "BCFF". Much like Pepper, Salt behaves like a stereotypical teenage girl, though she has a selfish streak and an unhealthy crush on OJ.

She does not return for Season 2, but when Lightbulb accidentally messes up the show's timeline, she becomes the host of the show along with Pepper, retooling the show into an infinite loop where the two hold constant fashion shows and flaunt their greatness to the other contestants.


  • Abhorrent Admirer: Has a crush on OJ, but he doesn't like her back due to her extreme clinginess.
  • Alpha Bitch: This reaches its peak in "Alternate Reality Show" — having won Inanimate Insanity's first season due to Lightbulb altering the timeline by causing her and Pepper to become the team captains, Salt has gotten the show retooled into a version where she and Pepper live in luxury as the hosts at the expense of the contestants, have all the challenges be about exemplifying their greatness, and are completely in charge of who gets eliminated over petty reasoning.
  • Attention Whore: Salt and Pepper would rather hold constant fashion shows to show off rather than hold any actual challenges for the contestants. When Test Tube shows up, her intelligence earns her the duo's ire as she stands out from all of the other contestants for being neither boring nor weird, and they attempt to dispose of her by throwing her into Black Hole.
  • Clingy Jealous Girl: She won't let anyone else near OJ. It only gets worse after Pepper is eliminated and she attempts to replace her with him.
  • Does Not Like Spam: She hates candy because she's on a diet, so much so that she outright refuses to touch it in a challenge where the goal is to collect the most candy.
  • Flat Character: Even with her crush on OJ, she has no other characterization other than being Pepper's friend.
  • It's All About Me: When it comes down to it, Salt is an incredibly selfish person and will prioritize herself over Pepper. If the opportunity to exploit everyone else arises, as seen in the Inanimate Insanity Infinity timeline, she will not hesitate to take advantage of it and live a pampered life.
  • The Millstone: Ruins the eliminated contestants' attempt to escape Idiotic Island by running off to find OJ and getting caught by MePhone despite being told not to do so.
  • Satellite Character: She doesn't have much relevance to the series except being Pepper's BCFF and OJ's admirer.
  • Spotlight-Stealing Squad: Along with Pepper, she's this in-universe in "Alternate Reality Show", taking away screentime from the alternate dimension contestants, who just want to be noticed.
  • Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Along with Pepper, she develops a fear of crabs thanks to Lightbulb and Test Tube interfering with the first challenge. What happened? 

    Taco (UNMARKED SPOILERS
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The Liar.
Click here to see her in Season 1 
“Now, listen to the story of just how irritatingly pathetic you are, and therefore, how much you need me.” - Season 2
“SOUR CREAM!” - Season 1

Team: Chickenleg
Placement: 2nd (S1)
Voiced by: Samantha/Adam Katz (alternating throughout S1), Aceland Alexander Kent (S2E9-S2E11), Rhegan Rizio (S2E12-present)

A veggie taco with a very random personality, often spouting out random words and having the strange ability to spit out (or barf) lemons. She eventually forms a close friendship with Pickle.

She is the runner-up of Season 1. The finale reveals she was Obfuscating Stupidity to obtain viewer support and is actually a Manipulative Bitch with a British accent. After being absent for 8 more episodes, Taco eventually returns to work with Microphone and assists her to get farther into the game.


  • Arc Villainess: She serves as this in both Seasons 1 and 2, though in different ways:
    • She's the underlying main antagonist among the contestants for Season 1, subtly manipulating the viewers and serving as the Final Boss for OJ.
    • She takes on a more behind-the-scenes role in Season 2, not actively competing this time but still manipulating the other contestants for her own gain.
  • Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: She's seen as quirky and random, but very endearing, up until the season 1 finale, where it's revealed that she was faking her randomness to hide her evil side.
  • Breath Weapon: Taco's been shown to be able to launch a massive number of lemons out of her mouth.
  • Character Catchphrase: A very loud "SOUR CREAM!" is this for her until her true personality is revealed.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Her default personality in Season 1, often spouting out nonsense words and somehow having the ability to spit lemons. In reality, it's just a ruse to endear her to her fellow contestants and viewers to ensure her progress through the game.
  • Corrupted Character Copy: Of Rocky - both are, at first glance, endearingly insane contestants who have a penchant for firing projectiles out of their mouth. However, Rocky is genuinely ditzy and oblivious to what's going on around him, whereas Taco's own idiocy turns out to be a coldly calculated farce.
  • Evil All Along: As revealed in the last episode of the first season. She eventually drops her comic relief dimness, and steals the prize which MePhone confirms to be a decoy.
  • Evil Brit: Her real voice (as revealed in the first season's finale).
  • False Friend: To Pickle. While he genuinely saw her as his best friend, Taco was just using him as leverage to get through the competition.
  • For the Lulz: Her reason for naming Balloon's team "Chickenleg" in Season 1.
  • Hidden Depths: In "The Taco Show", she confesses that her wish and dream is to become an underwater animal with waterproof fur. Given her true nature, however, this is likely Early-Installment Weirdness at work.
  • The Host: Early on, she hosts a one-episode talk show called The Taco Show. Her only guest is OJ, and she makes him incredibly uncomfortable (and annoyed) by pretending to forget his name, dumping Kool-Aid into his glass, asking him to choose between eating raccoon feces or making out with Rebecca Black, and threatening to dump a bucket of "Strange Warm Yellow Liquid" onto him if he doesn't answer. Knowing her now, it's very likely she did all this solely For the Lulz.
  • Inspirationally Disadvantaged: Invoked. This turns out to be what she was doing all along in Season 1, pretending to be mentally disabled to get the viewers to vote for her out of sympathy.
  • The Friend Nobody Likes: With the exceptions of Pickle and OJ, the Season 1 contestants don't seem to like her very much, with Balloon in particular having a seething hatred for her, and MePhone4 thinks she's annoying to the point where he questions how she manages to survive eliminations. It gets worse following the end of the season, leaving her as the most hated contestant on the show.
  • The Heavy: While Cobs may be the Big Bad, being the one who created all the Meeple products, Taco is ultimately the one with the most influence, being around for the entirety of Season 1 and also returning with a still major role in Season 2.
  • Karma Houdini: After she reveals her true nature, she doesn't receive any major punishments for her actions and runs away scot-free.
  • Manipulative Bitch:
    • In the first season, she pretends to be borderline mentally handicapped in order to carry her further into the game.
    • In Season 2, she takes the Grand Slams' tensions and inner struggles to her advantage, starting by collaborating with Microphone.
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: For the entirety of Season 1, she pretends to be stupid and completely nuts in order to get farther into the game.
  • Put on a Bus: Taco runs away after she knocks MePhone5 off the Crappy Cliff and is absent from there on. Until...
    • The Bus Came Back: She returns in Rain On Your Charade, popping out from behind a bush and trying to convince Microphone to work with her.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: Calm, manipulative, strategic, and snooty, she's the blue oni to Microphone's red oni.
  • Scars are Forever: She gets hit with a gemory, leaving her with a massive dent on her shell in episode 13 of season 2. She has it throughout episode 14.
  • Shorter Means Smarter: One of the shortest contestants on the show, and also the most conniving.
  • Too Quirky to Lose: Despite coming off as annoying and random in Season 1, she makes it to the finale and does surprisingly well in the final challenge. You know the rest.
  • Tongue Trauma: At one point in season 1, she was forced into a death trap where she got her tongue stuck on a spiky platform. It then ripped off and she was sent plummeting into lava. That couldn't have been fun.
  • Walking Spoiler: Her true nature, surprise return in season 2, and significance therein are why spoilers are unmarked here.
  • Villainous Breakdown: Once she loses the final challenge to OJ, she loses it and reveals her plans.

Introduced in Season 2

    Box 
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The Box.
Click here for season 3 appearance 
"you reversed this didn't you motherfucker"

Team: The Grand Slams (S2), The Sinkers (S3)
Placement: 17th (S2), 15th (S3)
Voiced by: Derek Napolitano (S2E1)

A cardboard box. The only contestant on the show who isn't anthropomorphic.


  • Behind the Black: Even though Box is never assumed to be really alive, he does do various things off-camera, like winning the physical challenge in the second episode of Fan's Fantastic Features.
  • Companion Cube: It's not alive, yet everyone else treats it as if it were.
  • Disaster Dominoes: How Box's "injuries" happen. Test Tube slipped on Goo while holding a hammer, causing it to bounce around. Then, while Nickel, Balloon, and Tea Kettle were having an argument about Box, while tugging on it, they accidentally lose their grip and it goes flying, resulting in it being hit by the flying hammer and getting crumpled, resulting in it being sent to a cliffside and tumbling down it. Finally, it catches on fire, and after the fire is put out, Box is left in a very damaged state that takes them out of the competition.
  • Inanimate Competitor: On a show full of Animate Inanimate Objects, Box is the only contestant that is truly inanimate.
  • The Load: Being purely inanimate, Box is absolutely useless during challenges.
  • Non-Gameplay Elimination: How he's eliminated in "Tragedy at 60 Feet". He gets crushed by a hammer that almost hits Clover, sent pummeling down a cliff, and inexplicably set on fire. The others treat this as a medical emergency, and the doctor decides that his "condition" is so bad that it's best for him to automatically leave the show.
  • Precision F-Strike: His one line also drops an f-bomb.
  • The Silent Bob: While he appears to be an ordinary box, the other contestants treat him like an actual living being with emotions. When he "speaks" at a podium, other characters are moved by his "eloquence".
  • Silent Snarker: Soap and MePhone act as if Box has an attitude problem.
  • The Voiceless: Due to it not being alive like the rest of the cast. (That said, when Lightbulb talks to it in the "Breaking the Ice", a voice can barely be heard responding backwards, you reversed this didn't you, motherfucker.)

    Cheesy 
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The Comedian.
"Your personality! Get it? 'Cause everyone thinks you're annoying!"

Team: The Grand Slams
Placement: 13th (S2)
Voiced by: Aaron Shapiro (S2), Dee Cashin (Inanimate Comics)

A brick of (presumably Maasdam) cheese. He spends a good chunk of his screentime cracking puns at every opportunity, even when it's not called for. Because of his terrible sense of humor, he isn't very popular among the contestants, and their obnoxious undertones don't help him one bit.


  • Berserk Button: Do not say or imply his jokes aren't funny.
  • Characterization Marches On: He becomes the Pungeon Master once he joins Season 2, thus giving him an entirely new personality.
  • Early-Bird Cameo: He's first seen in the fourth episode advertising CheeseCraft, a former Minecraft server. He also appears in Episode 7 as a security guard, refusing to let MePhone4S enter the show grounds.
  • Flanderization: His jokes keep on getting more and more mean-spirited over time, bombarding his useful side until he's a full-on troll. This is toned down after his elimination.
  • Jerkass to One: He's normally pretty friendly and his jokes are usually harmless, but around Microphone, he cracks jokes about her volume on purpose, scares her while her gain is at max, and outright calls her a monstrosity for no reason.
  • Laser-Guided Karma:
    • In "Everything's A-OJ", he chooses to piss off Microphone as opposed to cleaning the hotel. She then throws a bucket at him and gives him a head injury.
    • Happens to him again in "Theft and Battery", when he crosses the line and calls Microphone a monstrosity. Not only does he receive a "The Reason You Suck" Speech, he's also eliminated with a new record of votes.
  • The Load: When Knife makes fun of his comedy in "A Kick in the Right Direction", Cheesy decides to confront him and fails. The worst part is that he decides to do it in the middle of a challenge. He also prefers making puns instead of helping his team.
  • Odd Name Out: He's the only contestant who isn't directly named after the object he is, instead having his name end in "-y".
  • Pungeon Master: His whole gimmick. After he's eliminated, he realizes that there's more to humor than puns, but he's shoved into the Rejection Portal before he can demonstrate.
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: His jokes were already quite obnoxious, but calling Microphone a monstrosity is the last straw.
  • Troll: Starting from "Let 'Er R.I.P.", he spends much of his time annoying Microphone by making obnoxious puns about her volume.
  • Visual Pun: He's a piece of cheese that excels in cheesy jokes.
  • Vocal Evolution: His voice becomes less computerized and more expressive.
  • Your Mom: According to his page on the website, he's started to develop a penchant for these.

    Cherries 
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The Twins.
"I saw the whole thing with my own four eyes!"

Team: The Bright Lights
Placement: 19th (S2)
Voiced by: Derek Napolitano

A pair of Maraschino cherries. Childlike and innocent in nature, though he has a mischievous streak in that he likes to pull pranks.


    Dough 
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The Replacement.
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“Is the horse a mare? Then I'd care.”

Team: The Grand Slams
Placement: 16th (S2)
Voiced by: Taylor Grodin

A blob of dough. He was brought into the show as a replacement for Bow, but instead of an obsession with chairs, he has an affinity for stairs/bears/affairs/whatever rhymes. Almost none of the contestants seem to like him (with Marshmallow and Microphone particularly disliking him), and he barely gets to compete anyway since he gets eaten by Yin-Yang almost immediately after he joins the game.


  • Ambiguously Related: In-Universe, he's referred to as Bow's alleged big brother, though any relations they actually have are never confirmed and Bow insists they're not related.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: He likes anything that rhymes with chairs. Examples include stairs, bears, dares, etc.
    MePad: And what's next; mares?
  • Eaten Alive: Courtesy of Yin-Yang under the latter's influence.
  • Hate Sink: Dough was deliberately designed to be a Sucksessor to everyone who liked his (alleged) sister Bow, and is quickly eaten by Yin-Yang under the latter personality's influence at the end of his debut episode.
  • Hidden Depths: Dough happens to be a rather nice pianist, providing most of the background music to "Afterlife in the Limelight" in "Kick the Bucket".
  • Killed Off for Real: MePhone can't revive Dough since he couldn't create a MeLife button for him by the time he died.
  • Rhymes on a Dime: He likes to rhyme for whatever reason.
    Dough: Is the horse a mare? Then I'd care.
    Bow: STOP RHYMING!
  • Shout-Out: His voice is based off that of Lumpy Space Princess and Silver Spoon from Friendship is Witchcraft.
  • Sucksessor: After Marshmallow and Fan complain about Bow's permanent death and MePhone notes that the show's ratings had declined after said death, Toilet finds him as a replacement for her. Marshmallow is not happy about this, and nobody else (except Suitcase) seems to be fond of him.
  • Suspiciously Similar Substitute: In the eyes of in-universe Adam, at the very least.
  • We Hardly Knew Ye: Even when compared to Tissues and Cherries, Dough notably has the least amount of time as a contestant on the show, only having a major role in his debut episode and getting Eaten Alive by Yin-Yang almost immediately after he joins.

    Fan 
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The #1 Fan.
Click here for season 3 appearance 
"It's huge, but from this angle, it looks small... Just like me on this show. I feel like nobody really notices me here."

Team: The Bright Lights (S2), The Pinkers (S3)
Placement: 7th (S2), 18th (S3)
Voiced by: Brian Koch

A Chinese paper fan. A massive fan of Inanimate Insanity, though he lacks social tact and self-awareness due to his obsession with the show. It also hinders him during challenges, much to Paintbrush's chagrin.


  • Ascended Fanboy: A huge fan of Inanimate Insanity who got to join the show for its second season.
  • Birds of a Feather: With Test Tube. They become close in "Let 'Er R.I.P" when Fan admits that he's socially awkward and has trouble making friends. Test Tube admits to being awkward as well.
  • Character Blog: Regularly updates one, even when he really shouldn't. (It once actually existed, too)
  • Characterization Marches On: In his Early-Bird Cameo in the first season, he speaks in Japanese Ranguage. This was dropped entirely in the second season.
  • A Day in the Limelight: One of the subplots of "Mine Your Own Business" focuses on his Hidden Depths and frustration with the show's changes.
  • Distressed Dude: Is kidnapped by the Prime Shimmer during "Hatching the Plan", and the challenge revolves around rescuing him.
  • Early-Bird Cameo: He briefly appears in the first season when MePhone announces that the viewers will be allowed to participate in voting. He then steals a box of take-out from OJ.
  • Easily Impressed: Just about anything will get him excited. One notable example is when he overhears Microphone and Balloon complaining about Spoiled Lemon and he immediately pops out of nowhere to gush about them.
  • Epileptic Trees: In-Universe, he crafts a lot of theories.
  • Fanboy: A huge fan of Inanimate Insanity with a habit of making predictions and theories as Season 2 progresses. (Despite this, Word of God mentions that he thinks the show is entirely scripted.) He's also a fan of Spoiled Lemon and the Meeple company.
  • Freak Out: Happens to him when MePhone cancels the elimination in "Mazed and Confused" (which also leaves him Laughing Mad) and threatens to disqualify Marshmallow if she doesn't return to the show's parameters.
  • The Gadfly: Has shades of this, as he seems to intentionally rile up Paintbrush and fails to take them seriously after they snap.
  • Innocently Insensitive: In "Mazed and Confused", he hosts a sort of faux-game show in which he spins a wheel to determine what topic Marshmallow will bring up next. Paintbrush gets upset with him, believing he's making fun of her hyperfocusing on Apple's betrayal.
  • The Load: He has a bad habit of goofing off or stalling the team during challenges, such as when he delivers a lengthy apology to Paintbrush for his behavior while Test Tube tries to pass him a bucket during the Bucket Brigade.
  • Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: The flamboyant, fanboyish feminine boy to Test Tube's determined, scientific masculine girl.
  • Mother Nature, Father Science: Gender-inverted example with Test Tube. When it comes to raising his egg, the two take different approaches: Fan nurtures and cares for the egg and formed a much closer bond with it to the point where he's greatly upset by Test Tube taking it away from him before his elimination, Test Tube runs tests on it and knows what it needed to survive, but didn't bond with it as much as Fan.
  • Nice Guy: Socially awkward he may be, he’s one of the friendliest contestants in Season 2. He genuinely apologizes to Paintbrush for being rather dismissive towards them, befriends Suitcase not long after she loses her alliance, doesn't hold a grudge against Test Tube for taking away his egg, and shows sympathy towards Tissues and cares for him openly, even telling him that they are friends for life.
  • No Social Skills: He is typically unaware of his surroundings and has little self-awareness to boot. Whenever he brings up his blog, expect him to unintentionally annoy somebody.
  • Non-Action Guy: While he has helped during challenges here and there, he generally plays the role of The Load and isn't shown to be as competitive or physically capable as his teammates.
  • Nothing Is the Same Anymore: In-universe example. As the series progresses, he grows increasingly frustrated by the numerous changes to the show, including but not limited to the voting system switching to contestant voting, the draw during the maze challenge and how it results in no elimination, Marshmallow's disappearance, etc. His egg starting to hatch is what crosses the line, as he isn't prepared for it to hatch and just wants to keep nurturing it with Test Tube, which sparks an argument between the two before he is eliminated.
  • Plucky Comic Relief: Along with Lightbulb, he typically provides much of the show's comic relief post-Cerebus Syndrome. Averted in "Mine Your Own Business".
  • Ship Tease: Plenty of it with Test Tube, to the point where they both serve as parental figures to his alien egg. A Freeze-Frame Bonus in “Theft and Battery” even shows what appears to be them holding hands.
  • Straw Fan: He's often depicted as incredibly obsessed with the show, making him seem weird to his fellow contestants. His obsession also hinders him during challenges and prevents him from focusing.
  • Visual Pun: He's a big fan of the show.

    Microphone 
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The Loud and Proud.
“I'm trying harder than everyone else, so why do I always lose?!”

Team: The Grand Slams
Placement: 6th (S2)
Voiced by: Hailey Chapman

A standard microphone. Typically upbeat and friendly, though this is overshadowed by her lack of an indoor voice and tendency to mess up challenges. As a result, she is shunned by most of her team, fueling her determination to show them her full potential.


  • Anti-Villain: A mixture of the Noble and Woobie types. For the Noble, while she can be manipulative and a tad rude, she never resorts to violence or murder to further her goals. As for the Woobie, it's revealed she has pretty low self-esteem as a result of her teammates criticizing her... which is why she accepts Taco's offer to work with her.
  • Bad Liar: She grows increasingly more suspicious by "Alternate Reality Show" because of her involvement in the disappearance of Lightbulb and Test Tube (which results in her arriving late for the painting challenge), tendency to run off in the woods, and frequent nervous laughter, complete with big awkward grins. This causes Knife to become suspicious of her and eventually find out her involvement with Taco.
  • Berserk Button: She really doesn't like Cheesy's obnoxious jokes. When he makes a pun about her gain setting, she throws a bucket at him (which is enough to injure him). When he crosses the line and calls her a monstrosity, she loses her temper and lambasts him for insulting her.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Can be this from time to time.
    Taco: Ethics will get you nowhere, Microphone.
    Microphone: That’s real reassuring coming from you.
  • Disc-One Final Boss: After forming an alliance with Taco, Microphone is set-up to become the Big Bad amongst the contestants, which she delivers on for several episodes following through subtly manipulating Balloon and cheating in challenges. However, "Hatching the Plan" has her ultimately quit the competition out of disgust for Taco's actions, leaving Taco to once again take up the reigns as the Big Bad of the series.
  • Dude, Where's My Respect?: She managed to win the dodgeball challenge by herself when outnumbered by the Bright Lights, yet most of her teammates (Soap being a notable exception) continue to ignore her or criticize her. Frustrated with being shunned by her teammates, Microphone warily forms an alliance with Taco as a desperate last resort to get some form of recognition from her team.
  • Early-Bird Cameo: If one looks closely, she can be seen hiding behind Knife in the Season 1 finale.
  • Everyone Has Standards: She's willing to work with Taco to cheat her way through the game, even if it means manipulating other contestants. Resorting to violence, however, is something else entirely.
  • Fatal Flaw: Her inability to control her own volume proves to be a major catalyst in her messing up challenges; an example is the triathalon when she accidentally reveals her "secret weapon" and gets provoked by Fan to "speak louder". It also results in her teammates criticizing her at best and ignoring her at worst.
  • The Friend Nobody Likes: As a result of her volume leading to her messing up during challenges, Microphone has become this amongst her teammates; who often ignore or criticize her. The exceptions are Soap (who later becomes her Only Friend), Suitcase (who attempts to start a conversation with her at the end of Episode 7 and in Episode 12 but doesn’t get far), and Balloon (who complains to her about the show in Episode 10).
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: Downplayed. Her temper is nowhere near as bad as Paintbrush's, but it's still pretty easy to piss her off, particularly when it comes to Cheesy's obnoxious puns about her volume.
  • Heel–Face Turn: Immediately ditches Taco and chews her out over her manipulation after she starts killing people in Hatching the Plan, and proceeds to drop out of the game soon after.
  • Hidden Depths: If her diary is anything to go by, Microphone has some self-esteem issues, as she describes herself with words like "annoying, loud and random" and calls herself an insignificant loser. This is because of the criticism and lack of trust she receives from her teammates, and as a result, she views herself with a negative mindset in hopes of doing better in the competition.
  • Jerkass Ball: In "A Kick in the Right Direction", she tells Dough to jump off a bridge, and in "Alternate Reality Show", she scolds Suitcase for even talking to her during the painting challenge.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She can be obnoxious and insolent at times, as she speaks in a rude tone towards people who criticize her (such as Nickel or Baseball), tells Dough to jump off a bridge, and acts dismissive towards Suitcase when she tries to spark a conversation with her during the painting challenge. She also shows no hesitation in being snarky towards Taco, who is much more refined than her. Despite this, she’s very empathetic and shows concern for others whenever she needs to.
    • When Knife breaks his leg in the triathlon, she tries to make sure he’s okay before she proceeds, even though he doesn’t want her concern.
    • She tries to help Soap get over her cleaning obsession in Episode 9.
    • When Cheesy is eliminated, she forgives him for his obnoxious jokes and convinces him not to give up comedy as long as he doesn’t hurt people’s feelings.
  • Manipulative Bitch: She can be this when Taco brings out her worst, as she deliberately verbally pressures Balloon for the challenge in "Kick the Bucket" so he'll screw up and be targeted for elimination.
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: She accidentally loses the triathlon in "Tri Your Best" when Fan provokes her into revealing her "secret weapon". She also indirectly causes the draw in "Mazed and Confused" when she uses her volume to attract Knife's attention, but also lures Test Tube to the finish line.
  • Noble Top Enforcer: Serves as this to Taco, carrying out her plans but keeping her more... murderous tendencies in check. Perhaps the crowning example of this would be in "Hatching The Plan", where after aliens kidnap Fan, Microphone demands that Taco keep murder out of their plan to rescue him. When she does so anyway, it causes her to break their partnership — and friendship — for good.
  • No Indoor Voice: She has a habit of accidentally turning on her power button and talking much louder than she intends to.
  • Oh, Crap!: She's understandably shocked when Knife overhears her discussing him with Taco and finds them from behind a bush.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: The red oni to Taco's blue oni. Unlike Taco, who is more strategic, manipulative, and rather snooty, Microphone is emotional, loud, and rather short-tempered.
  • Slowly Slipping Into Evil: Thanks to her coordination with Taco. Thankfully, their sudden murder of Test Tube and Fan in "Hatching the Plan" and then trying to lay waste to the Shimmers serves as a huge reality check.
  • Super-Scream: Her defining quirk. Once her volume is triggered, Microphone's voice becomes ear-piercingly loud, and is even capable of blowing others away. Unfortunately for her team, it proves to be a massive flaw more often than it is a useful talent. Interestingly enough, real-life microphones don't produce sound, they only input it.
  • Tomboy and Girly Girl: The loud, snarky, and somewhat short-tempered tomboy to Soap's girly girl.
  • Took A Level In Cynicism: She starts off as one of the more outgoing and prideful contestants, but regularly being shunned by her team for her volume and tendency to mess up challenges causes her self-esteem to take a nosedive. Later episodes depict her as more insecure and unsure compared to the earlier ones.
  • Town Girls: She's the loud, impulsive, Deadpan Snarker Butch of the three females on the Grand Slams.
  • Vocal Evolution: Her voice starts off fairly high-pitched (which is justified since her voice actress was 10 when she started voice acting), but it gradually becomes deeper and more tomboyish as the series progresses.
  • Yank the Dog's Chain: She's the first to complete the maze challenge (although this is only because she received directions from Taco), and Baseball finally gives her some much-needed praise. Unfortunately, she ends up using her volume to attract Test Tube to the finish line, causing a draw, and Baseball gets upset with her again.

    Soap 
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The Neat Freak.
"This urge to clean is like a bizarre defense mechanism. A spider crawling on my back waiting to bite me."

Team: The Grand Slams
Placement: 12th (S2)
Voiced by: Kacie Chapman (speaking), Vibha Melkote (singing)

A bottle of soap. She has OCD and is obsessed with cleaning, though later on she tries not to let it completely define who she is. Germaphobe habits aside, Soap serves as a sort of Team Mom for the Grand Slams.


  • Gamer Chick: According to her bio on the official website, Soap has developed an interest in gaming during her time at Hotel OJ.
  • Hidden Depths:
    • In addition to her newfound passion for gaming, she has started trying out several organizational hobbies, her favorite being scrapbooking memories.
    • She's a lot more observant of people's struggles than initially seems, which is exemplified moments before she walks into the Rejection Portal when she gives Suitcase and Microphone advice regarding their issues (namely Suitcase's trust issues with her alliance and debilitating friendship with Nickel and Microphone being ignored by the rest of the Grand Slams).
  • Jerkass Ball: In "Theft and Battery". When Toilet is temporarily placed on her team, she decides to throw him off their hot air balloon, thinking of him as a roadblock to their victory, and blames Suitcase for stealing the battery meant for MePhone4. This abrasive behavior leads to her elimination.
  • Lethal Chef: The pizza her team makes during the fourth challenge is absolutely ruined thanks to her adding disinfectant, and all of the judges (sans Puffball Speaker Box) hate it. When she tries it for herself, she throws up.
  • Neat Freak: She hates germs and cleans at every opportunity she has. She tries to get over it later in the season, with mixed results.
  • Nice Girl: While she can be overbearing and a bit abrasive, she's generally pretty nice, being one of the few members of the Grand Slams who's willing to befriend Microphone and giving her encouraging words regarding her position on the team.
  • Only Friend: For Microphone starting in "Rain On Your Charade". Unfortunately, their friendship gets cut short when she is eliminated in the same episode, much to Microphone's dismay.
  • Supporting Leader: She's not the leader of the Grand Slams, though she has the confidence and outspoken nature to act as a de facto leader for the team, nominating herself as temporary captain for the pizza-making challenge and reassuring a disillusioned Baseball when the contestants are forced to clean Hotel OJ.
  • Terrified of Germs: So damn much. The mere idea of germs is enough to make her uncomfortable, she begins to have a panic attack when Toilet splashes his water on her, and that's not even the full list.
  • Tomboy and Girly Girl: The sweet, orderly, and germophobic girly girl to Microphone's tomboy.
  • Town Girls: She's the polite, nervous, Neat Freak Femme of the three females on the Grand Slams.
  • Vocal Evolution: She starts out with a high-pitched voice, but it deepens over time.

    Suitcase 
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The Pushover.
"You just need to believe in what you say. Otherwise, no one will."

Team: The Grand Slams
Placement: ?? (S2)
Voiced by: Samuel Thornbury

A suitcase. Easily one of the kindest and gentlest characters on the show, to the point where she's the only contestant willing to give Balloon a second chance. However, she's also a pushover who has trouble standing up for herself.


  • The Alliance: With Baseball and Nickel, which she ended up destroying by voting Nickel out.
  • Break the Cutie: See Trauma Conga Line.
  • Character Development: Suitcase starts off as a passive doormat who has trouble standing up for herself. After OJ unfairly eliminates her, albeit temporarily, in Episode 7, she vows to start taking the competition more seriously. As Nickel grows increasingly nastier towards Balloon, Suitcase brings herself to stand up to him, eventually realizing they had a toxic relationship and never had anything "personal".
  • The Cutie: While plenty of the characters are quite cute, she's easily the standout: She's gentle, unconditionally sweet and kindhearted, docile, and the only one who genuinely likes Balloon. Unfortunately, she also happens to be competing in an Immoral Reality Show, and things promptly go to hell for her.
  • A Day in the Limelight: "Theft and Battery" and "Kick the Bucket" put some heavy focus on her trust issues and paranoia.
  • The Dog Bites Back: She votes Nickel off the show in Episode 11, at the cost of putting some serious strain on Baseball’s emotional state.
  • Extreme Doormat: Ends up becoming her biggest character flaw. Suitcase is very meek and has trouble voicing her opinions, so Nickel easily pressures her into doing things she doesn’t agree to. Both instances have left a very negative mark on her mental state.
  • Grew a Spine: Once Nickel begins acting increasingly abusive towards Balloon, Suitcase realizes that she and Nickel's alliance is on thin ice, and that they weren't really friends at all. It culminates in her voting him out.
  • Hallucinations: Starts having these in "Mazed and Confused." Examples include the walls closing in on her during the maze challenge, having her leg grabbed by seaweed and being surrounded by tentacle-like shadow figures when Nickel forces her to retrieve a bucket underwater, and the cave stalagmites during the mining challenge leering at her and preparing to impale her.
  • The Ingenue: Sweet, kindhearted, gentle, and passive, at the cost of being a pushover.
  • Larynx Dissonance: Not at first, since her voice is high-pitched and feminine in the early episodes of Season 2, but her voice becomes deeper and raspier over time due to her voice actor hitting puberty.
  • Nice Girl: By far one of the nicest characters on the show. She's also one of the very few contestants who trusts and respects Balloon, which makes what she goes through hit much harder.
  • Prone to Tears: One of the more emotionally sensitive contestants. She cries during Box's "speech" in "Everything's A-OJ" and after Balloon is eliminated.
  • Ship Tease: With Balloon in Season 2, being the only character that really cares about him.
  • Trauma Conga Line: Nickel kickstarts her paranoia by forcing her to steal a battery. While doing so, she is confronted by Mecintosh, whose words cause her to lose faith in her alliance, start having Hallucinations, and hear voices in her head. And then Balloon, someone she trusts and views as a genuine friend, is eliminated 5 to 1, and she didn't even vote for him.
  • Took A Level In Cynicism: After she almost drowns during the Bucket Brigade, Suitcase becomes less cheerful and more disdainful, which can be seen when she vents to Knife about her problems.
  • Town Girls: She's the calm and soft-spoken Nice Girl Neither of the three females on the Grand Slams.
  • Vocal Evolution: Her voice gets deeper as the episodes go on.

    Test Tube 
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The Nerd.
Click here for season 3 appearance 
"I've saved it, I've run tests on it, and I know what it needs to survive!"

Team: The Bright Lights (S2), The Pinkers (S3, Three Team Phase), The New Pinkers (S3, Two Team Phase)
Placement: 5th (S2), 11th (S3)
Voiced by: Adam Katz

A glass test tube filled with some sort of green liquid. While goofy and very socially awkward, she's one of the smarter characters thanks to her massive passion for science.


  • Ambiguously Jewish: In "Theft and Battery", she shouts "mazel tov", a Yiddish term meaning good luck, when she throws rice in order to try to fix MePhone4, in addition to having a rather nasally voice. Fittingly enough, her voice actor is Jewish.
  • Birds of a Feather: With Fan. They become close in "Let 'Er R.I.P" when Fan admits that he's socially awkward and has trouble making friends. Test Tube admits to being awkward as well.
  • Break the Scientist: Upon discovering Bow's ghost, Test Tube begins to rethink her life, as the existence of a ghost contradicts with her scientific views. After she goes through a short nervous breakdown, she literally breaks. She returns to normal in the next episode and acts as if nothing happened.
  • Cassandra Truth: Nobody believes her when she says that Microphone is responsible for everything going wrong in "Hatching the Plan", as a result of her partnership with Taco. It results in herself being eliminated and Microphone being further convinced to follow suit as well as reveal that she did do horrible things and that Test Tube was right.
  • Characterization Marches On: In the earlier episodes of Season 2, Test Tube doesn't really have much to her character apart from her tendency to randomly explain scientific facts. She gradually evolves into being more socially awkward and frustrated by the unexpected.
  • Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Test Tube is no moron, though she can be a little odd. That being said, in "Hatching the Plan", she builds a rocket to save Fan with the help of her teammates with the most effort, only to get killed by Taco and get eliminated.
  • A Day in the Limelight: "Alternate Reality Show" has her travel back to the first episode with Lightbulb.
  • Ditzy Genius: While she may be the most intelligent contestant on the show, she fails to realize that sprinkling rice on MePhone4 (who was infected by Tissues at the time) would only work for water damage (and he would have to be submerged in the rice overnight). Then again, Fan was the one who gave her this advice...
  • Enraged by Idiocy: Test Tube is extremely frazzled by the unexpected, which leads to her getting frustrated with Lightbulb's impulsive, nonsensical antics when they get stuck in an alternate timeline. When Salt and Pepper attempt to have her indoctrinated later in the episode, she lashes out at Lightbulb, complaining that her quirky antics lead to her conveniently stumbling into solutions, whereas Test Tube actually has to put effort into finding solutions to problems. Though when Lightbulb manages to spark a fight between Salt and Pepper and they manage to escape the Infinity timeline, Test Tube apologizes and reassures Lightbulb that her quirky nature doesn't lead to her stumbling into situations - it leads to her finding them.
  • Gadgeteer Genius: Apart from brewing potions that allow the fusion or fission of entities, Test Tube has also built a number of complex machines such as an invisibility-inducing bow tie and a time machine based on a calculator.
  • Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Tends to speak like this.
    Test Tube: Oh my golly! What is that?!
  • Hypocrisy Nod: In "Out of Body Experience", she admits to Bot that she hated Cabby for expecting everyone to behave according to her files, yet she also expected them to behave how she and Fan programmed them.
  • Innocently Insensitive: Played for Drama on a few occasions.
    • She takes away Fan's egg before his elimination in "Mine Your Own Business", believing that it's what's best for the egg while simultaneously ignoring that Fan is the one who nurtured and cared for it, and therefore has a much closer relationship with it. Suitcase and Lightbulb call her out on this in the following episode.
    • She and Fan created Bot as a replacement for Bow since neither of them were able to move on from her death. Bot does not take this revelation well, and they lash out at her for putting them in a body that's not theirs and leaving them without a greater purpose or their own identity. Test Tube eventually apologizes to them and decides to help them develop an identity of their own.
  • Intoxication Ensues: If she loses too much of the liquid in her, Test Tube will become manic and disoriented.
  • "It" Is Dehumanizing: During her argument with Fan at the end of "Mine Your Own Business", she refers to Fan's egg as "it", unlike Fan, who uses he/him pronouns for the egg and has a much closer bond with it.
  • Jerkass Ball: She's notably more on edge throughout most of "Hatching the Plan" not only because of Fan's elimination and subsequent kidnapping, but because of her argument with him beforehand. She's particularly upset with Suitcase for indirectly causing Fan's elimination and blames her for it, and she later reveals to Lightbulb that she's not happy about being painted as the villain for taking away Fan's egg. Lightbulb fortunately manages to talk her out of this.
  • Larynx Dissonance: Because she's voiced by a man, some fans mistake her for a male.
  • Literally Shattered Lives: Akin to Lightbulb and OJ, Test Tube is made of thin, fragile glass and is prone to breaking as a result.
  • Mama Bear: She is shown to be quite protective of Fan. When he gets abducted by aliens in "Hatching the Plan", she goes all out with worry to bring him back.
  • Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: The determined, scientific masculine girl to Fan's flamboyant, fanboyish feminine boy.
  • Mother Nature, Father Science: Gender-inverted example with Fan. When it comes to raising Fan's egg, the two take different approaches: Fan nurtures and cares for the egg and forms a much closer bond with it to the point where he's greatly upset by Test Tube taking it away from him before his elimination, while Test Tube runs tests on it and knows what it needs to survive, but doesn't bond with it as much as Fan.
  • Never My Fault: She gets upset when Suitcase calls her out for taking away Fan's egg since it's what "hurt him the most", later ranting to Lightbulb about how she's being painted as the villain for "doing what's right." However, she soon drops this mindset after Lightbulb sets her straight.
  • No Social Skills: Early in Season 2, she has a bad habit of randomly explaining scientific facts even when nobody asks her to, making her come off as somewhat obnoxious, and overall she's quite socially awkward. She even claims that staying away from others is her specialty.
  • Out of Focus: Prior to "Alternate Reality Show", Test Tube got little Character Development compared to the other contestants.
  • The Smart Girl: She may be awkward and dorky, but she's the smartest contestant on the show thanks to her love for science.
  • Ship Tease: Shown to have a lot of chemistry with Fan. Them taking care of Fan's alien egg together comes across a lot like them being a married couple caring for a child, eventually having a "divorce" and a "custody battle" after they have a falling out. This theme continues in Season 3, where they (quite literally) make Bot together in part because they wanted someone else to care for after losing the egg.

    Tissues 
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The Sickness.
“Guys, oatmeal raisin's the reason for global warming, guys!”

Team: The Bright Lights
Placement: 20th (S2)
Voiced by: Taylor Grodin

A teal tissue box. Tissues is a lonely environmentalist who tries his best to put himself out there, but is prevented from doing such by a debilitating illness known as "the condishawn".


  • All of the Other Reindeer: He's generally disliked by almost everyone in-universe, especially Trophy and Soap.
  • Apologizes a Lot: Thanks to his "condishawn", he sneezes on the other contestants very frequently, but he always apologizes and insists it's not entirely his fault.
  • Brick Joke: In "Breaking the Ice", he asked Trophy if they could form an alliance. According to the website, they're now roommates, so he kind of got his wish.
  • Character Catchphrase: "It's my Condishawn."
  • A Day in the Limelight: The first episode of the spin-off show, Fan's Fantastic Features, has Fan interview him.
  • Does Not Like Spam: None of the population (except Lightbulb) likes oatmeal raisin, but Tissues believes they’re the cause of global warming.
  • Green Is Gross: It is revealed that Tissues hates green in Fan's Fantastic Features. Considering that Tissues sneezes green snot, he may associate green with his sickness, thus causing his hatred.
  • Hidden Depths: He's very concerned about the environment (particularly the rising temperatures), and he drinks a lot of water in order to stay hydrated.
  • I Just Want to Have Friends: Type B. His only allies seem to be Yin-Yang, Suitcase, Fan, and Lightbulb; everyone else is pushed away thanks to the "condishawn".
  • Literal-Minded: If the "Trophy Horseplay" thing isn't enough to tell you.
  • Littlest Cancer Patient: According to his bio on the website, he's assumed to have had his condishawn since "the very beginning".
  • Nature Lover: He's very concerned with rising temperatures, which is kinda weird considering he's a paper-based product.
  • Small Role, Big Impact: Him sneezing at MePhone4 in Episode 7 created the entire plot for Episode 8, leading to the contestants meeting Steve Cobs.
  • Throw the Dog a Bone: In Fan's Fantastic Features, Fan takes concern for him and worries about him throughout the first episode and tells Test Tube to get Tissues a blanket when he falls asleep. Fan even tells him that they are friends for life. In the anniversary T-shirt video, Yin-Yang, Box, and Tissues himself play video games and talk about the new store online.
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: Largely downplayed, but the first episode of Fan's Fantastic Features depicts him as quite snarky and a bit smug. Though given that he was the first eliminated in the second season, and was mostly just shown sneezing, it was more likely him displaying how he'd normally act when not being sick. That being said, he apologizes for his insensitive remarks and at the end of the day, he just wants a friend.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Water is his favorite drink. He drinks a lot in excess to the point of often carrying a giant gallon of it to stay hydrated for his condishawn.
  • Trauma Button: The thought of being locked in a closet scares him deeply. Justified as he was locked in one for half a year against his will by MePhone4.
  • Verbal Tic: He sniffles a lot, and he also uses the word "guys" in almost every single sentence he says.
  • Vocal Evolution: Very minor example, but in the earlier episodes he has a higher pitched voice. In "Hatching the Plan" onwards, he has a deeper sounding voice.
  • We Hardly Knew Ye: He was the first to get eliminated in Season 2 and has the shortest competing time of any contestant in the series, so he's not as developed as most of the contestants.

    Trophy 
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The Jock.
“Horseplay is my middle name.”

Team: The Grand Slams
Placement: 18th (S2)
Voiced by: Justin Napolitano

A 1st place trophy cup. He claims to be a jock with a love for competition, but he's actually quite lazy and prefers to boss others around. He's also incredibly intolerant and rude towards just about everyone he meets.


  • And There Was Much Rejoicing: After his elimination, MePhone4 decides not to start a new challenge and throw a pizza party instead, to which everyone cheers. It's safe to say that nobody on the show misses him.
  • Blackmail: He catches Knife playing with a Dora doll, and Knife, worried about the others knowing, claims he'll do anything, prompting Trophy to blackmail him into doing everything he says for the rest of the competition.
  • Blackmail Backfire: How the aforementioned plot ends - Knife gets sick of being Trophy's slave and lets him show the photo to everyone. Some of them laugh, but when Baseball gives a speech about how Knife's Dora doll served as something to find comfort him during his time on Idiotic Island, Trophy is left unsatisfied.
  • Devil in Plain Sight: Nobody but Knife sees how much of an asshole he is until he reveals the picture of Knife playing with his Dora doll, which causes ridicule until Baseball steps in and makes everyone stop taking it seriously by lecturing him on how eliminated contestants back in Season 1 benefitted from the emotional support of their hobbies while trapped in Idiotic Island. Trophy may have crossed the line, but he would still be eliminated either way.
  • Go Mad from the Isolation: Once he's eliminated, he's sent to a closet in Hotel OJ, where Tissues constantly sneezes on everyone thanks to his "condishawn". When Pepper opens the door, the first thing he does is jump at her and attempt to beat her up.
  • Hate Sink: From telling the perpetually-ill Tissues to die to blackmailing Knife over his soft side and hitting girls, Trophy is not meant to be a likeable character.
  • Hidden Depths: His page on the website reveals he has taken photography as a hobby, and stays outdoors as much as possible because he hates the residents of Hotel OJ.
  • It's All About Me: He’s very self-centered and egotistical.
  • Jerk Jock: He's athletic and has a love for sports, but he's arrogant and one of the biggest assholes on the show. (Knife even calls him a jock.)
  • Jerk with a Heart of Jerk: Trophy has little to no redeeming qualities. He blackmails Knife by threatening to reveal his softer side to the other contestants, and succeeds, causing the others to laugh and humiliate him, calls Fan “pathetic” for taking care of an alien egg, and is overall very intolerant and arrogant. Therefore, he's hated by everyone. Even MePad, a very polite and kind person, is annoyed by him. After the Grand Slams lose the triathlon, however, Trophy seemingly begins to show regret for blackmailing Knife and appears to show concern for him since he broke his leg. This is only because said broken leg was a catalyst for the team's loss and he decides to continue the blackmail anyway.
  • Laser-Guided Karma: The voters made sure his misdeeds were not unpunished.
    • Also, in "Breaking the Ice", in response to Tissues asking to form an alliance with him, he kicked him off the glacier and told him to die. Guess who his roommate is at Hotel OJ?
  • Lazy Bum: Even though he claims to be a jock, he decides not to participate in the triathlon because he doesn't feel like it, instead making Knife take his place. Much of his screentime shows him bossing around Knife as he performs various tasks for him (such as cooling him off with Fan or bringing him food).
Trophy: Why in the world would the viewers vote me off?
MePad: Oh, the great mysteries of life…
  • The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: See above. The only "athletic" thing he has been shown doing is attempting to beat up Pepper, and how much athletic ability he really has is unknown. It doesn't help that when he challenges Knife to a fight, Knife wins both times.
  • Real Men Hate Affection: He calls Fan "pathetic" when he decides to take care of an alien egg and keep it with him whenever he gets lonely.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: He loves protein shakes, especially Banana Blast, according to the website.
  • Would Hit a Girl: Trophy, when let out of the closet, straight-up attacks Pepper.

    Yin-Yang 
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The Quarrel.
Click here to see Yin and Yang separated. 
Click here for season 3 appearance. 
“Water! DR. FIZZ! Water! DR. FIZZ!

Team: The Bright Lights (S2), The Thinkers (S3, Three Team Phase), The New Thinkers (S3, Two Team Phase)
Placement: 15th (S2), 6th (S3)
Voiced by: Marco Bonomo

An anthropomorphic yin-yang symbol. He is the amalgamation of two separate beings, with Yin being the good and morally-aligned one and Yang being the evil and morally-black one. Due to their contrasting personalities, the two are constantly getting into petty disputes that usually serve as disruptions to their team.


Tropes applying to both:

  • Easy Come, Easy Go: Both Yin and Yang are unable to live without the other since they need to balance each other out. Without each other, Yin isn't able to fend for himself or properly keep Yang in check, while Yang is murderous, Ax-Crazy, and therefore very dangerous. By the end of "Tri Your Best!", Yin decides that fusing with Yang is what's best for both of them.
  • Eye Colour Change: While Yin-Yang usually has a black eye on Yin's side and a white one on Yang's side, if one of the two halves hands full control of the body over to the other, both eyes turn the same colour, with an outline being added to the appropriate eye to make it visible against the background. If Yang is in control, both eyes turn white, and if Yin is, they turn black.
  • Jekyll & Hyde: The passive, good Yin's Jekyll to the malignant and murderous Yang's Hyde. It's also exaggerated, in which the sides are pretty much fighting each other constantly.
  • The Load: While Yin has good intentions for his team and is willing to help out when he can, the same can't be said for Yang. However, as a result of their constant bickering, they both come off as a big hindrance to their team.
  • The Prankster: According to a Tumblr post by Taylor Grodin, they're Cherries' pranking partners in crime at Hotel OJ.
    Cherries is more of the mastermind behind the pranks, while Yang will usually be the one to execute it. Yin provides a moral side so things don't get out of hand, but enjoys being a part of the fun.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: Chaotic, malicious Yang is the Red Oni to lawful, polite Yin's Blue Oni.
  • Right Way/Wrong Way Pair: Yin is kind-hearted, rational, and usually has good intentions, while Yang is malicious, immoral, and perfectly willing to wreak havoc or harm the other contestants.
  • Sharing a Body: Yin and Yang are distinct minds rather than being the split personalities of a single entity.
  • Silly Reason for War: A downplayed, mundane example. Sometimes the duo gets into arguments over trivial things such as what drink to buy.
  • Too Powerful to Live: A non-villainous, non-lethal example. His elimination in Season 3 is caused by the reveal that the season's winner will be decided by a jury vote, leading to the other remaining contestants except Cabby to immediately target Yin-Yang due to his immense popularity shown through his constant winning of the Viewer Immunity votes making him the biggest remaining threat.

Yin

  • Beware the Nice Ones: He's the nicer one of the two by far, which makes it all the more surprising when he admits to eating Dough alive.
  • Berserk Button: Do not blow up or harm his and Yang's toy dinosaur Riggity Rex in any way.
  • The Conscience: His moral sense is much higher than Yang's, and he usually tries to talk him out of whatever crazy thing he's doing.
  • Deadpan Snarker: He's a lot drier in Season 3 as a result of putting up with Yang's antics for too long.
  • Extreme Doormat: Yin is one of the meekest contestants, no thanks to sharing a body with Yang. This is most on display in "Pesty Besties", where Yang agrees to give him full control in raising their Inani-Mate, which quickly grows unruly due to Yin's complete inability to discipline it, culminating in it tearing up his Riggity Rex toy, causing Yin to blow up at it and scare it into running away. Following this incident, Yang actively encourages Yin to be more assertive, such as by speaking up with suggestions about whom their alliance should vote for.
  • Hidden Depths: He is very protective of his toy Riggity Rex and gets very angry at Yang when he claims to have blown him up.
  • Keet: He starts off as a generally cheerful and peppy guy who's always willing to help out during challenges, though as of Season 3, it's died down as a result of him getting fed up with Yang.
  • Morality Chain: Since Yang is mischievous and impulsive at best and an Ax-Crazy sociopath at worst, Yin sharing a body with him helps to ensure that he doesn't wreak too much havoc.
  • Never My Fault: He always gets angry with Yang's detrimental actions, but he usually avoids thinking about the consequences of his own actions, such as adding to the list of demands Yang gave in "The Overthinkers" or agreeing to help Cabby gaslight Nickel's alliance in "Friend or Froze".
  • Nice Guy: He argues with Yang a lot, but he genuinely means well and is a good-natured guy. And if the Anniversary T-shirt video is anything to go by, he's one of the few characters who likes Tissues.
  • Throw the Dog a Bone: After Yang spends the entirety of Season 2 pushing him around and making him generally miserable, their relationship gradually improves in Season 3, with Yang promising to treat him better and making good on it by replacing the Riggity Rex toy he burned and encouraging Yin to be less of an Extreme Doormat.
  • Took a Level in Cynic: At some point between seasons, Yin has given up on Yang and stopped bothering to engage him anymore. He also lost the enthusiasm to compete, given his attitude back in season two and now, and smiles less often because of his patience running thin on Yang's ceaseless arguments.
  • Unwitting Instigator of Doom: Had he not blinked and asked to retake the promotional photo, the contestants would have had time to react and get away from the falling bridge which caused their deaths and the events of "Out of Body Experience" to happen in the first place.
  • Vocal Evolution: His voice gets a bit deeper in S3.

Yang

  • Absurd Phobia: According to Cabby, he's deathly afraid of merry-go-rounds.
  • Ax-Crazy: Yang is very bad-tempered, harmful to others, and a cut scene shows him ripping Apple in half just because she didn't know the definition of a word.
  • Bomb-Throwing Anarchists: If this comment is anything to go by:
    Yang: We destroyed the government!
  • Card-Carrying Jerkass: As he himself puts it in "Stranded in Paradise":
    Yang: [matter-of-factly] I am not nice.
  • Even Evil Has Standards: When Paintbrush tells him they're nonbinary, he corrects his previous statement about a "boy's club" and changes it to "anti-girl club", showing that while he may be an Ax-Crazy Jerkass at worst, he at least has the decency to respect Paintbrush's gender identity and not purposefully misgender them.
  • For the Evulz: He just likes to be violent, contrary, and horrible for no reason whatsoever apart from enjoying doing so, even if it is in no way beneficial to him or his team.
  • Height Angst: He's jealous Paintbrush and OJ are the leaders of The Thinkers while he's not because, according to Yang's reasoning, they are taller than him.
  • Jerkass: Yang has almost no redeeming qualities, thriving on making everybody else miserable with no justification.
  • Knight of Cerebus: In "Tri Your Best", Yang is played up as a legitimate threat as opposed to a simple brat. This is primarily because he's been separated from Yin, who is unable to properly keep him in check.
  • Large Ham: In Season 3 especially, he's prone to yelling and dramatic gestures and exclamations. For example, in "The Overthinkers" he dubs himself the "King of Mount Fizz" and laughs maniacally while holding the elimination button hostage (and later signs the request form Yin writes up for him as "SUPREME OVERLORD RULER YANG"), and in "Try Not To Laugh Challenge", he responds to Yin giving him full control of their body so they can win the challenge thusly:
  • The Millstone: Yang goes out of his way to make everybody's life hell and could not care any less about the detriments he inflicts on his teammates. Unsurprisingly, the two of them are quickly voted out when he renders the reward of the soccer competition void by killing Dough. Though, it was actually Yin's doing for feeling hungry, because Yang is gluten-free. Though Yin makes it clear that he was under Yang's influence as he apologizes for everything.
  • Late to the Realization: Didn't know until well into season 3 that OJ is the winner of season 1 complete with a Spit Take. The rest of his teammates, even the newbies, are in disbelief since this is common knowledge and happened a really long time ago (9 years in real-time to be exact).
  • Obviously Evil: Yang, especially after the duo's fission results in him gaining a completely black body and eyes that can glow red.
  • The Sociopath: It's clear that he lacks empathy to an extreme degree, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
  • Spit Take: "The Overthinkers" has him twice spit out his Dr. Fizz in shock, once upon the reveal OJ was the winner of season 1 and again after receiving the most votes for immunity.
  • Took a Level in Kindness: While still chaotic and prone to name-calling, he acts more manageable in the third season than he does in the second. He actively helps out in the challenges instead of deliberately sabotaging his team, and his relationship with Yin improves over the course of the season, with Yang even promising to start treating him better.
  • Trademark Favorite Drink: Dr. Fizz. Besides arguing with Yin over whether or not to have some in "Tri Your Best!", he's seen constantly drinking it throughout "The Overthinkers". Eventually, he gets through enough of it that the pile of empty cans completely covers the elevated Elimination Button and then some. In "Tragedy at 60 Feet", he even worships the Animate Inanimate Object version of Dr. Fizz.

Introduced in Season 3

    Blueberry 
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The Blue.
"What's the use? Nothing I say matters... nothing matters..."

Team: The Sinkers
Placement: 5th (S3)
Voiced by: Barry Strum

A blueberry. Extremely nihilistic and gloomy in nature, Blueberry doesn’t see the good in anything, which contributes to an unwillingness to participate in challenges.


  • Ambiguous Situation: In his EXIT Interview, he states that he was both the leader and the moral support for the Sinkers, which is... the opposite of what he was. It's unknown if he was saying this ironically, or genuinely believed he was being helpful.
  • Batman Gambit: The entirety of "Blue Burried" happens because he flawlessly pulls off one of these to get back into the competition with minimal effort, as shown in the Trope below. And even after that is over, he does this a second time in the same episode by getting exactly who he wanted to leave sent home: he talks to Nickel and threatens him into helping him send home Cabby because he sees her as the reason that he left before because of her team color suggestion to MePhone in the first episode. However, this was all a lie that he made sure to say loud enough to be within earshot of Yin-Yang, his true target due to his tendency to win the “majority rules” immunity polls despite his near insanity making him a huge and unpredictable threat for when the jury gets to decide on who the winner will be. Once Yin-Yang heard that his ally was supposedly being targeted, Blueberry knew that he would waste his immunity jug on her in an effort to save her, leaving him wide open to be sent home himself.
  • Brilliant, but Lazy: "Blue Burried" reveals him to be this, as he, while genuinely effort adverse, is revealed to be a lot smarter and more manipulative than his depressive Eeyore-like persona would imply and even stages an assault on his life, knowing that MePhone would be all too willing to turn one of his own personal problems into a challenge for the others to solve, and that once the others had failed to figure it all out, he could reveal his ruse and win the immunity for the challenge and the right to return without having to put in a major amount of effort.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Blueberry shows shades of this in his Exit Interview.
  • The Eeyore: He's always melancholic and sees things as pointless, which is why he doesn't feel like doing anything.
  • Hidden Depths: According to his exit interview and profile, he enjoys baking. And "Blue Burried" shows that he has an arrogant but admittedly intelligent and manipulative mind that could rival even Taco herself.
  • Insane Troll Logic:
    • Blueberry is convinced that his elimination was because he "played too hard", so his own teammates eliminated him as they saw him as a threat. However, this could simply be because he was either joking or in denial about himself.
    • During the team picking, he laments that being on the team associated with the color blue will lead to his doom, and after he rejoins he seems to still believe it was his team color that got him out as he immediately decides to get rid of Cabby, the one who made MePhone randomly choose the teams. Except that was all a lie to goad Yin-Yang into giving up their immunity milk so he could vote them out.
  • Insufferable Genius: Becomes this in "Blue Buried", where he masterminds multiple plots to get what he wants, and rubs it in everyone's faces.
    Balloon: Maybe it says something about all of us that we truly thought any one of us could be a killer.
    Blueberry: Yeah. I think it’s saying you’re all weak. And easily fooled. By the mastermind.
  • The Load: His nihilistic outlook and general demotivation towards everything contribute to him refusing to help with the first challenge, even after his teammates try to encourage him. This resulted in his elimination. As of "Blue Buried," he's entirely forgone this trope, pulling off an elaborate scheme to get himself back into the game without having to put in any effort and successfully tricking Yin-Yang into giving up his immunity milk to Cabby, using the vulnerability to get rid of them before they can sail to victory on audience immunity polls.
  • Took a Level in Idealism: Goo convinces him that he can do anything he puts his mind to, and he becomes more driven to get back in the game. While retaining his deadpan vocal tone.
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: As of "Blue Buried" he's actively very full of himself, gloating about his plan and how predictable the rest of the cast are.
  • Straw Nihilist: He outright states that nothing matters near the end of "Stranded In Paradise".
  • We Hardly Knew Ye: He is the first contestant to be eliminated in Season 3. As of "Blue Buried", this has been Subverted, as he becomes the second contestant to rejoin, and his personality becomes more fleshed out even before he rejoins.
  • Zany Scheme: In "Blue Buried", he creates one of these to be able to rejoin the game. It's about as zany as you may think.

    Bot (UNMARKED SPOILERS
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The Replica.
"So, you're saying I'm the same as Bow? But... a robot? A... Bowbot?"

Team: The Pinkers (S3, Three Team Phase), The New Pinkers (S3, Two Team Phase)
Placement: 7th (S3)
Voiced by: Taylor Grodin (S3E1-S3E9), Shooshies (S3E10-)

A robotic duplicate of Bow created by Fan and Test Tube who participates in Season 3 on their deceased original counterpart's behalf. Upon discovering their true origin, they begin to develop a personality of their own in order to be distinct from their intended counterpart.


  • Clones Are People, Too: Once they make it known that they know that they're a robotic copy, their teammates make an effort to let them develop their own identity. They do occasionally slip up, though.
  • Clone Angst: They don't appreciate being made solely to replicate Bow, and they angrily confront Test Tube about it, and in particular, part of their mind being censored out to avoid any and all potential references to her death. This actually results in them spiritually splitting off from the original Bow, as Candle notes after this epiphany that their aura has surfaced to a level she can sense, even if it's a major identity crisis.
  • Clothing-Concealed Injury: After ripping out a computer chip from their head, they're left with a gash where they reached into, which they try to hide by wearing a sun hat.
  • The Nameless: For most of Season 3, they end up switching names, from Bow, to Bowbot, to Bot with their decided name being unknown.
  • Replacement Goldfish: They serve as this for both the original Bow and the egg Fan adopts, as Fan and Test Tube, due to having missed both of them, decided to make a robot version of Bow without memory of anything related to her permanent death in order to make themselves happy.
  • Robotic Reveal: "Best Served Cold" reveals that they are actually a robot after Candle finds out they lack an aura.
  • Token Minority: Currently, they are one of only two nonbinary characters in the cast, preferring to be referred to with they/them pronouns.
  • Valley Girl: Like the original Bow, they use the words "like" and "OMG" a lot. Eventually subverted after they gain their own aura and earn a new voice.
  • Walking Spoiler: Good luck talking about them without giving away their Robotic Reveal or the original Bow's death.

    Cabby 
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The Collector.
"My sources are my solace. And these files are my evidence."

Team: The Pinkers (S3, Three Team Phase), The New Pinkers (S3, Two Team Phase)
Placement: 1st (S3)
Voiced by: Casey Landman

A file cabinet. She is detail-oriented and resourceful, keeping private files on the other characters, and while she's generally helpful, she has a manipulative streak at worst.


  • Armless Biped: An inverted example, a first for Inanimate Insanity contestants. Cabby has functioning arms but wheels in place of legs.
  • Control Freak: To the extent that she expects everyone to follow exactly what she had gathered in her files and would manipulate the votes of her own team so she can eliminate the person of her choosing without anyone voting for her. In her EXIT interview, Cabby considers Yin-Yang a Wild Card and would distance herself had she been on a team with them to "still have a level of predictability in her gameplay".
  • Disproportionate Retribution: While Cabby initially forgives Fan for taking one of her files without permission, she is appalled by his criticism of her research being flawed (And not unfounded too since she basically insulted both him and Test Tube with it). So much so that she bribed and/or manipulated the rest of her team into voting Fan out in the same episode.
  • Foil: Cabby is a twofer for Test Tube and Fan:
    • Test Tube - They are considered to be one of the smartest contestants in the show, though specializing in different fields, whereas Test Tube pursues her studies in the name of science, Cabby does so in personal pride.
    • Fan - Both come off Innocently Insensitive at times and like documenting everything and everyone in the show (Blogs for Fan and files for Cabby). However, Fan acts as a spectator watching the plot unfold and puts the show in high regard whereas Cabby manipulates events in her favour and doesn't care who she eliminates or screws over since she believes it's just a game. While she criticizes Fan for not doing research properly, as in not having a neutral stance due to raving about the show more and getting the occasional fact wrong, Cabby herself is also a victim of biases as her studies are skewed to only stating the flaws and weaknesses of everyone in a Brutally Honest manner.
    • Cabby is excellent at reading people in contrast to Fan and Test tube who have both been stated to be incredibly socially-awkward. In spite of this, Fan and Test Tube have close friends and many allies while Cabby has none due to the contestants either being wary or outright fearing her.
  • Hidden Depths:
    • In her EXIT Interview, Cabby expressed her desire to be in a duo, like Goo and Bow and Balloon and Nickel, with Test Tube and was genuinely sincere about it as she stated how they would go far ahead in the game with their combined knowledge. Although it's mitigated by the fact that she eliminated Fan, Test Tube's Best Friend, for petty reasons to try and achieve the results.
    • As revealed in "Home is Where the Heart is", her obsession with learning and researching everything about everyone and putting them in a file comes not from a devious desire to manipulate them as many had assumed, but from the fact that she actually has severe memory issues to the point that she can’t remember ANYTHING about ANYONE unless she writes it down and files it away to look at later. This is evidenced by her failing to remember that Paintbrush and Lightbulb had made peace with each other and the name of Lightbulb’s pet crab Baxter because she didn’t immediately have that info on hand. Adding to the above desire to be in a duo overall paints many of Cabby’s previous acts of "manipulation" via her file info and how she reacted to being called out for them in a more tragic light. "Spring on the Breakfast" makes it even more heartbreaking when she reveals that due to having no information on them, she can’t even remember her own parents, and she’s clearly sweating and in pain whenever she tries.
  • Hoist by Her Own Petard: Cabby spends the entirety of season three meticulously collecting information on everyone, most notably their flaws and weaknesses, for personal pride and to gain a decisive advantage towards the game. All those files ended up doing was presenting hard evidence to her teammates of how she was controlling them and the votes when Test Tube exposes the truth in "Best Served Cold". She was promptly eliminated in a landslide as a result.
  • Hypocrite:
    • It's revealed in her EXIT interview that she has trust issues after elimination...even though what she had done made her one of the least trustworthy contestants out there. Examples include gathering intel so detailed and accurate it borders on "Stalker without a Crush" territory, emotionally manipulating teammates to control the votes, getting Fan unfairly kicked out for being upset over his file which called him an "impulsive, awkward shut-in" and writing down everyone's flaws and weaknesses to take them down. The reason why she has these issues in the first place is when Test Tube exposes her true colours to her teammates since she was about to eliminate one of them like she did with Fan.
    • She also criticizes Fan for making mistakes in his research when she herself is a victim of bias due to only writing information that's neutral at best and scathing and confidential at worst.
  • Innocently Insensitive: Innocent is questionable depending on how you look at her but some of the things she writes in her files, while technically accurate and collected out of personal pride and questionably not malice, come across as rather hurtful in a Brutal Honesty kind of way. Examples include noting that Test Tube doesn't really have much in the way of strong points beyond her scientific expertise and calling Fan impulsive and an "awkward shut-in".
  • Insufferable Genius: Cabby is subtly implied to come off as one since she's incredibly cunning and stores factual information on everyone for the sake of personal pride. However, her files implied she has nothing good to say about anyone since her intel tends to detail only their bad qualities and generally paints them in a negative light.
  • Irony:
    • Cabby spent the entire competition figuring out how Bow's alive with burning desire. Had she not pulled her Team Killer stunt in "Best Served Cold" and waited for one more episode, Cabby would have all the answers. To add on, III went on air for the first and only time with "Out Of Body Experience" being broadcasted but there's no TV on Indefinite Island to watch it in the first place.
    • In her EXIT interview, she expresses a desire to be in a duo with anyone but singles out Yin-Yang as the sole exception for being a total Wild Card she cannot manipulate with her files. Guess who was her only ally once she rejoined the game?
  • Karma Houdini Warranty: After everything she did, starting with Fan getting unfairly eliminated by her manipulating her team, and things only escalating from there, it is satisfying to see her get kicked out by Test Tube, Fan's best friend.
  • Manipulative Bitch: At her worst. When Fan earns her ire by nabbing his file out of her and questioning the accuracy of her intel, she pressures Bow and Goo into voting for him by making implications about his disdain for the team name they came up with and bribes Clover with a butterfly.
  • Only Known by Their Nickname: The one time she is called File Cabinet by Fan in "The Shame of the Name", she asks him to call her "Cabby" instead, as she considers her full name to be "a little too on the nose".
  • Sophisticated as Hell: Cabby generally speaks formally, but she occasionally throws in more colloquial language, resulting in this.
    Cabby: I should've referred to my MePhone4 file prior to making that claim! The first item on his profile... he kind of sucks.
  • Too Clever by Half: Her files got all the information and dirt on everyone down to pinpoint accuracy. The problem is that Cabby relies on her files too much and expects the contestants to behave accordingly based on the intel she gathered. It's no surprise she was completely blindsided by her untimely elimination on her own account when her "ally" Test Tube goes against her manipulations.
  • Team Killer: Attempted to do so on her newly formed team in "Best Served Cold". Instead of using her files to help, Cabby emotionally manipulates her teammates, such as elevating tensions between Silver Spoon and Paintbrush, triggering Bow's Trauma Button several times, and encouraging Test Tube to spread slander about Silver Spoon so he'll be a likely candidate for elimination, when she knew there's no chance in winning the challenge. All this to get rid of the competition and save her own non-existent neck with none the wiser. Luckily, Test Tube put a stop to this before things could escalate further.
  • Vengeance Feels Empty: She rejoins the game in episode 10 and gets revenge on Test Tube for what she did to eliminate her, and gets her former teammates into an alliance to vote her out. But, after Test Tube takes it in stride, she is left confused and guilty. This makes her feel conflicted in the end.

    Candle 
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The Mindful.
"Our team name should represent all of our collective energy... and bring us together... as one... mind..."

Team: The Thinkers (S3, Three Team Phase), The New Thinkers (S3, Two Team Phase)
Placement: 8th (S3)
Voiced by: Dee Cashin

A lit, purple candle. A calm and mellow individual who can often be seen meditating, she uses her spiritual guidance to help calm and guide others around her.


  • Aura Vision: She can see people's auras, at least as of "Best Served Cold", and says that Goo's aura is yellow. This leads to her finding out that Bow isn't as alive as she once thought.
  • Glowing Eyes: When the flame on her wick goes out and her inner-flame takes over, her eyes start glowing purple, and an equally-glowing third eye opens in her forehead.
  • Hidden Depths: She really makes a good impression of Silver Spoon.
  • Maybe Ever After: During the two's amends following the jury, Candle not-so-subtly insinuates Silver Spoon's actions in the finale to have been his means of showing he was worthy of her, before saying its a good first step forward before joining the celebration. Considering the two's Ship Tease prior, the whole conversation is hard not to interpret as romantic in tone.
  • Mellow Fellow: Candle is almost always serene and meditative, even to the point where she enjoys MePhone's obnoxiously loud alarm.
  • Mind over Matter: When her inner-flame is in control, she has telekinetic powers. In "The Overthinkers", when they're first revealed, she uses them to save herself and Silver Spoon from falling into a volcano by levitating to safety.
  • The Perfectionist: When it comes to drawing. It takes her 127 attempts to make a picture she's satisfied with. According to her, this is "pretty standard".
  • Secretly Selfish: "Pesty Besties" reveals that she has a need to be needed. When her alliance starts to outgrow her wisdom and advice, she starts getting bitter, which Silver Spoon uses to sway her into joining him in jumping ship.
  • Ship Tease: With Silver Spoon. The two have among the closest friendships in the game, and Silver Spoon is shown to have a potential crush on her during "The Show Must Go On".
  • The Smurfette Principle: The only girl on The Thinkers.
  • Team Mom: Strives to calm people down and easily gets the team to relax and cooperate for the second challenge — including Yin-Yang.
  • Technicolor Fire: When the flame on her wick gets put out, it gets replaced with her inner-flame, which manifests as a larger, more intense flame that is purple in colour.
  • Third Eye: If the flame on her wick goes out, she'll fall unconscious and her inner-flame will take over. When this happens, a third eye will open in her forehead that glows purple along with her normal eyes, and she'll get powers such as telekinesis.

    Clover 
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The Privileged.
"Wow, I win? Oh my gosh!"

Team: The Pinkers (S3, Three Team Phase), The New Thinkers (S3, Two Team Phase)
Placement: 13th (S3)
Voiced by: Dee Cashin

A four-leaf clover. As fitting for her appearance, she has a tremendous amount of good luck which often helps her in challenges, but she later becomes fearful of her luck when it causes a contestant to be injured instead of her.


  • Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: If a butterfly gets involved, you can count on Clover to completely lose track of what she needs to be doing.
  • Born Lucky: Her defining character trait. In the season premiere alone, MePhone's curtain only opens enough to reveal Clover until he yanks the rope hard enough to topple the whole thing, and the paint bomb strapped to her ended up being a dud. Throughout the third challenge, Nickel gets frustrated with this lucky streak and spends most of the episode trying to break it, doing things like setting up traps and placing banana peels on the ground. He doesn't succeed.
  • The Ingenue: Clover is very innocent and pure-hearted in nature, often singing to herself and getting easily distracted by butterflies, though she's initially unaware of her luck inflicting misfortune on the other contestants without her meaning to.
  • Mercy Kill: Clover is unanimously voted out in her elimination because her teammates can't stand to let their friend torture herself any more, albeit visibly reluctant to force her out of the competition.
  • My God, What Have I Done?: In "Tragedy at 60 Feet", she believes that she's responsible for Box's accident and his elimination, as the hammer that hit Box was about to hit her before Box intervened. Not only that, she also thinks that her lucky streak is actually a curse. Surely an O.O.C. Is Serious Business moment for her.
  • Nice Girl: An absolute sweetheart through and through, with a cheerful, positive outlook on life and a supportive nature towards the other contestants. Upon realizing the negative side-effects of her luck, she begins to heavily worry about the well-being of the other contestants, believing her good luck to be a curse to everyone else around her, and before her elimination she divides up her luck among the remaining contestants.
  • Plague of Good Fortune: When she finally does realize that she's lucky in "Tragedy at 60 Feet" (having previously chalked up her good fortune to the power of a positive attitude), she also realizes that her "gift" causes bad luck to the people around her. Being the sweet girl she is, this causes her to start wondering if her luck is actually a curse. Being in a less lucky body (Test Tube's specifically) results in a much more pleasant experience for her, and towards the end of the episode she realizes that she can actually split her luck up and give it to other people, doing so before being eliminated.
  • Ship Tease: One-sided on her side with Nickel. Ever since Nickel stalked her in "Snapshot Showdown" trying to get an embarrassing picture of her, she's viewed Nickel as somewhat of a secret admirer of hers, despite the fact that he sees her as a threat. After they're put together on The New Thinkers, she cheerfully waves hi to Nickel after he walks away in disappointment, and she cheekily offers to have him next to her during the promotional photo shoot, provoking Nickel to stay out of the photo shoot outright. Once she's eliminated, she singles out giving Nickel her good luck, even though she does give everybody her luck before being properly eliminated.
  • Speaks Fluent Animal: According to her at least, she didn't name her butterfly friends, they told her their names themselves. As she puts it, "I speak butterfly quite well."

    The Floor 
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The Down Under.
"Watch where you step, mate."

Team: The Thinkers (S3, Three Team Phase), The New Thinkers (S3, Two Team Phase)
Placement: 10th (S3)
Voiced by: Samuel Thornbury

A face that appears on the ground. Moves around by teleporting, which he often uses to eavesdrop on others. Despite this, he is very friendly and good-hearted towards others.


  • Beware the Nice Ones: He's one of the friendliest and most laidback contestants in the entire show, but when the other contestants repeatedly wear on his patience by trying to force him off the island in "Home Is Where the Heart Is", he eventually loses it and takes control of the island's volcano, threatening to cause a full-on eruption until Bot manages to talk him down.
  • Big Eater: His profile mentions that he loves to eat, and in "Tragedy at 60 Feet", he eats the entire five-course meal that Tea Kettle "prepared" for her team by himself.
    • That's not even mentioning the mile-high pie incident.
      MePhone4: Jeez, and I thought I was the fat slob.
  • Character Catchphrase: "Hahaha... whaaaaat?"
  • Genius Loci: Not quite the island himself, but he can shift around to appear anywhere he pleases. He can also manipulate the terrain, as shown in "Friend or Froze".
  • In-Series Nickname: Characters call him "Floory" whenever they address him directly, probably because it'd sound awkward to call someone you're talking to "The".
  • Limb-Sensation Fascination: When he swaps bodies with Paintbrush, he's ecstatic to finally have limbs he can use, but because he's never used limbs before, he repeatedly goes limp in Paintbrush's body trying to move their limbs in a proper manner.
  • Nice Guy: He's a happy-go-lucky, easygoing fellow who just wants to enjoy the game and make friends. Even when he loses his patience with his teammates' bickering enough to raise his voice and cause a small earthquake in "The Overthinkers", he just scolds them for putting each other down and urges them to stop overthinking things and just vote.
  • Stealth Pun: The fact that he's voiced by Samuel Thornbury, who is Australian, is meant to reflect how he's down under people's feet.
  • The Thing That Would Not Leave: Thanks to literally being the ground, after his elimination, he can't be sent to Indefinite Island by the Fist Thingy, and he isn't intent on leaving the island. As such, the challenge of the following episode is saving everybody from him. Thanks to Exact Words, he doesn't leave once Bot saves everybody from a volcanic eruption at his hands, and he's ultimately made into an assistant for MePhone.
  • Weaksauce Weakness: Subverted in "Home Is Where the Heart Is". Since the Floor essentially is the island Invitational takes place on, he has impressive powers such as teleporting anywhere he wishes and shaking the ground. He's also seriously inconvenienced and rattled when the Looney Ballooneys trick him into teleporting onto a picnic basket that they then lift off the ground, leaving him teleporting around the sides uselessly.
    The Floor: [panicking] What kind of puzzle is this?!
    Nickel: [flatly] It's a basket.
    • However, while it does take him some extra concentration and effort, it doesn't take him long to manage to teleport off the basket and onto the ground next to it.

    Goo 
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The Fluid.
"Yeah... sometimes my analogies don't... stick with everyone, but at least an awkward introduction is a memorable one, right?"

Team: The Pinkers (S3, Three Team Phase), The New Thinkers (S3, Two Team Phase)
Placement: 12th (S3)
Voiced by: Justin Chapman

A blob of unidentifiable goo who is absolutely terrible at analogies. Goofy yet cute and energetic, Goo is incredibly kind and willing to befriend anyone, ultimately developing a close friendship with Bot.


  • Armless Biped: Like Cabby's inversion to the trope, he's the first contestant to be limbless.
  • Cute, but Cacophonic: He's a cute little blob who's very friendly, very cheerful, and very prone to high-pitched, grating screaming when distressed.
    Cabby: Like listening to a road accident.
  • Keet: Very cute and cheerful.
  • Nice Guy: Probably one of the, if not the nicest season 3 debuter.
  • Metaphorgotten: He does very poorly with metaphors.
  • Ship Tease: Because of his relationship with Bot, many fans ship the two.

    Lifering 
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The Lifesaver.
"We've got a sinker!"

Team: The Sinkers
Placement: 17th (S3)
Voiced by: Adam Katz

A life-preserver ring. Taking his role as a lifeguard seriously, Lifering is eager to help and motivate others to complete their challenges, though he's not quite sharp himself.


  • Beware the Nice Ones: While Lifering is nice and cooperative, there are some times he can lose his patience, like in "Seas The Day", where Pickle fakes being attacked by a shark, and Lifering comes to the rescue, but Pickle tells him that it's fake, causing Lifering to rage at him.
  • Chronic Hero Syndrome: Lifering constantly finds himself in the position of trying to help his team and other people, likely due to his occupation as a lifesaver making him accustomed to it.
  • Early-Bird Cameo: Makes appearances on the show as a lifeguard in Season 2's "Tri Your Best" and the II short "Seas The Day" before debuting as an official contestant for Season 3.
  • Hidden Depths: Despite being a lifeguard, he can also make really good puns. Even Cheesy seems to like them compared to his.
  • The Leader: Of the Sinkers. At least until his early elimination.
  • My Significance Sense Is Tingling: When Box becomes gravely injured and requires medical attention, a Smash Cut shows Lifering on Indefinite Island getting the nagging feeling that, somewhere, he's urgently needed.
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: His attempt to dive makes the Blue Team lose the challenge, as he can't sink in quicksand without added weight.
  • Serious Business: Safety is paramount to him.
  • Vocal Evolution: His voice in "Tri Your Best" and "Seas The Day" is high-pitched, but in Season 3, his voice sounds a bit deeper and clearer.

    Silver Spoon 
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The Regal.
"Why, I never! This introduction was simply a disaster! I say, perhaps, a reshoot is in order?"

Team: The Thinkers (S3, Three Team Phase), The New Pinkers (S3, Two Team Phase)
Placement: 3rd (S3)
Voiced by: Justin Chapman

A silver cutlery spoon. A very posh individual who tends to act snobbish and rude to others he looks down upon, deep down he is quite intelligent and strategic enough to make things go his way. He serves as the main antagonistic contestant in Season 3.


  • Alliterative Name: There are two 'S's in Sliver Spoon.
  • Arc Villain: He serves as the overall main antagonist for a lot of Season 3, being the most actively villainous contestant who uses manipulative tactics to make it far. Walkie-Talkie takes the spot from him by the finale, though.
  • Evil Brit: Has an incredibly classy British accent, and serves as Season 3’s Arc Villain (at least for most of the season).
  • Graceful Loser: Isn't surprised when he realizes he ultimately lost the jury's votes, accepting his defeat without much in the way of defiance.
  • Heel Realization: After his actions while using his inner flame cause him to lose Candle's respect and subsequantly injure her, Silver Spoon realizes how far he's gone and makes genuine efforts to change going into the final episode.
  • In-Series Nickname: He's sometimes called just "Silver" for short both by the characters and the crew.
  • Know When to Fold 'Em: Going into the finale, Silver Spoon actually looked like the frontrunner to win the jury's vote, but after his actions severely injure Candle and ruined the contestant's attempts to take back the show from the Unvitational Committee, Silver Spoon notably seems to reserve himself to not deserving to win. Tellingly, while Balloon and Cabby make a genuine effort to win back the jury, Silver Spoon instead takes the time to apologize to Candle, and in the end only gets hers and Blueberry's votes.
  • Maybe Ever After: During the two's amends following the jury, Candle not-so-subtly insinuates Silver Spoon's actions in the finale to have been his means of showing he was worthy of her, before saying its a good first step forward before joining the celebration. Considering the two's Ship Tease prior, the whole conversation is hard not to interpret as romantic in tone.
  • Meaningful Name: His pompous attitude associated with snobby rich people, and the fact that he is one, can bring the phrase "Born with a silver spoon in your mouth" into mind.
  • Manipulative Bastard: The clearest example of a main antagonist in Season 3, as he constantly tries to get into people’s heads to try and have things go his way and go further in the competition, whether it be by getting people like OJ out or manipulating and corrupting people like Candle.
  • Mock Millionaire: According to the website, he's not rich nor does he have royal blood, but that doesn't stop him from acting as snooty as possible.
  • Noblewoman's Laugh: He laughs this way to highlight his haughtiness and affectations of royalty. In "Out of Body Experience", he does so right after calling Ballpoint Pen's laugh ridiculous.
  • Ship Tease: He has one with Candle. Special mention goes out to The Show Must Go On! Where he suggests saving her from a shark.
    Silver Spoon: (while blushing) IT COULD HAPPEN!
  • Smarter Than You Look: Despite seeming like just a stuck-up prince wannabe at first glance, he's surprisingly competent at the social aspect of the game, manipulating his teammates into voting out OJ in "The Overthinkers" and taking advantage of the successful Rousing Speeches he gave earlier to get his teammates (sans Paintbrush themself) to agree with his decision to appoint himself Paintbrush's "royal advisor".
  • Unsportsmanlike Gloating: After OJ's elimination, he gloats about his voting strategy for over 20 seconds. Not to mention the gut-punching one-liner he ends his diatribe with.
    Silver Spoon: The Former King of Inanimate Insanity... DETHRONED.
    • It's slightly mitigated by the fact that his uncomfortable expression when Candle calls him out for it and his surprise and gratitude when she still pulls him into the team cheer afterwards implies that he at least realizes that he crossed a line.

    Tea Kettle 
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The Tough Mama.
"You boys really did a great job with this one! Here, have a celebratory nosh with... hors d'oeuvrs!"

Team: The Sinkers
Placement: 14th (S3)
Voiced by: Jill Katz

A ceramic tea kettle. Taking the Team Mom role literally, she attempts to act as a motherly figure towards her teammates and help with their relationships, though this usually ends up causing more issues than anything.


  • Berserk Button: The other contestants repeatedly rejecting her hors d'oeuvres throughout "The Shame of the Name" sets her off.
  • Beware the Nice Ones: Tea Kettle is usually nice and motherly to the team, but she can often lose her patience, mostly when people reject her hors d'oeuvres.
  • Cheated Angle: She looks pretty creepy when she's facing frontwards. So much so that it's what causes her team to lose the third challenge.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: She seems amiable and kind at first glance, but she's actually quite quick to anger.
  • High-Pressure Emotion: As fitting for a tea kettle, steam spews from her nozzle and she gains a red hue when she gets angry.
  • Non-Indicative Name: She's actually a teapot.
  • The Smurfette Principle: From her male-dominated team, she's the only girl out of The Sinkers.
  • Team Mom: Subverted. She tries to act like this, offering snacks for her teammates and not hesitating to scold them when necessary, but her temperamental nature prevents her from playing this trope straight.
  • Yiddish as a Second Language: In "Tragedy At 60 Feet", Tea Kettle throws around a whole slew of Yiddish terms, including "meshugas", "chutzpah", and "bupkis".

Other characters

Meeple products/affiliates

    In general 
  • Artistic License – Engineering: When phones hit the water, they generally do not die on impact. Instead, phones that suffer mild water damage will have trouble regulating their battery percentage, and in more severe cases, will lose backlight functionality, meaning that the user cannot see the phone's screen without connecting the phone to an external monitor. However, more severe water damage will kill a phone.
  • Bland-Name Product
  • Cool Shades: All MePhones 4S-7+ appear to have these.
  • Eating Machine: Zigzagged. While MePhone4 is shown eating in several scenes, Word of God confirms that post-5 MePhones can only get energy by charging.
  • Kill It with Water: Being electronics, they can die from this.
  • Sinister Shades: The evil MePhones wear glasses to symbolize their evil.
    Adam/A.D.A.M. 
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The Producer.
“With all the mass hysteria, our rating's hit an all-time high!”

Voiced by: Adam Katz

  • Ambiguously Human: He seems to be this at first, but in "Mine Your Own Business", it is revealed that he is a robot created by Steve Cobs.
  • Author Avatar: A very obvious self-insert of the show's creator.
    Mecintosh (UNMARKED SPOILERS
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The Relic.
“Betrayal is inevitable. The clock is ticking.“

Voiced by: Geoff Goldfeder

  • Real After All: He is confirmed to be real in one of MePhone4's flashbacks in "Mine Your Own Business", just not in Meeple Care.
  • Small Role, Big Impact: He only appeared in two episodes, both in minimal roles, but he's one of the primary reasons for Suitcase's paranoia, and the main reason for her Hallucinations.
    MePhone3GS (UNMARKED SPOILERS
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The Abandoned.
“Please Cobs, don't.”

Voiced by: Ben Cross

One of Steve Cobs' earlier creations, now left to rot away inside a dusty storeroom.


  • All There in the Script: His name is mentioned in the credits.
  • Death of Personality: As a result of what Cobs did to him, his mind is gone, being left nothing but an empty shell that merely repeats his final actions when turned on. First, a short, low-fidelity audio clip plays of the failed negotiation between Meeple and the Shimmers, ending with static that signifies his screen being cracked. Next, he seemingly becomes aware of what is happening as he lurches forward and catches his breath, and finally, repeats the words "Please Cobs, don't" over and over again until he glitches out and turns off. This is both signified by the Meeple logo and chime appearing before he shuts down, which does not happen on normal iPhones, indicating that he was set to do this forever, as well as it being confirmed by Taylor Grodin on a now-deleted Tumblr post, who stated that he needed way more than just a recharge to function.
  • The Leader: The fact that the panicked, secondary voice on his prerecorded video file is voiced by Brandon Shim, who also voices the Light Shimmer, seems to imply that 3GS was the one who led the raid on the Light Shimmers' home planet to steal their unborn eggs.
  • Madness Mantra: “Please Cobs, don't. P-please Cobs, don't.”
  • Non-Standard Character Design: Unlike the later MePhones, his face is more pixelated.
  • Noodle Incident: What on earth did Steve Cobs do to him that was so horrible?
    MePhone4S 
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“Hasta la vista, Blu-Ray. You belong in VCR Land!”

Voiced by: Brian Koch

    MePhone5 
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The Destroyer.
"We can't have the public watching a show with a MePhone4S in it, let alone a MePhone4. Once I'm done with you two, I will retrieve the million dollars, and you can't stop me!"

Voiced by: Damario Watson

  • Gory Discretion Shot: When he cuts MePhone4's hand, we cut to MePhone4 groaning, not seeing MePhone4's (presumably) bloody hand.
  • Killed Off for Real: In the finale, he dies permanently when he falls into the spring water at the bottom of the Crappy Cliff.
  • Swiss-Army Weapon: Has numerous tools embedded into his hands. The ones shown include a knife and a plasma gun.
  • Final Boss: The final enemy of the first season.
  • Flight: Is capable of doing this...
  • Teleportation: ...and this.
  • The Unintelligible: His voice is so glitched that it needs captions to be understood by the viewers.

    MePhone5S and 5C 
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The Couple.
"Honey, please. You know how women can be so energetic."
"How could you talk down to me like that?! Am I worth nothing to you?!"

Voiced by: Isaac Suh (MePhone5S), Jill Katz (MePhone5C)

  • Denser and Wackier: Neither of them are very bright. Test Tube even notes that the MePhones get "less intelligent every generation."
  • Happily Married: Taylor Grodin said that they are both married in the description of their official poses.
  • Incest Subtext: Both phones were made by the same company, and were made at the same time. They are married to each other. Do you see the subtext?
  • The Smurfette Principle: MePhone5C is the only female MePhone that we have seen so far.
  • Straw Misogynist: MePhone5S, in his debut, comments, "You know how women can be so energetic", only to get told off by MePhone5C.

    MePhone6 and 6+ 
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The Guards.
"Stop where you are! You think you're just gonna walk into Meeple Headquarters?!"

Voiced by: Taylor Grodin

  • Defeat Equals Explosion: MePhone6 explodes after being killed by Knife and falling from the Meeple headquarters.
  • Gag Nose: Subverted. In between the lenses on their shades, there is a triangular feature that somewhat resembles a nose, however, one of the creators confirmed it's not a nose.
  • Paper Tiger: Imposing, large (especially in MePhone6+'s case) ...and horribly killed by a touch of a finger to mock the infamous bending problems that the iPhone6 and most of its successors have.
  • We Hardly Knew Ye: Taken out in mere seconds with light taps due to their thin builds rendering them prone to bending.

    Steve Cobs (UNMARKED SPOILERS
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The Creator.
“Hello. Your name is MePhone4, and I am Steve. Steve Cobs.”

Voiced by: James Barkley (S2E8), Peter Mancuso (S2E13-present)

The main antagonist, the founder of Meeple, and the creator of MePhone4. He has a bit of an ego problem and can get tempestuous if his will is denied. While his debut episode establishes him as a joke character, it becomes increasingly more evident that there's more to him than he initially lets on...


  • Abusive Parents: He was not a good father figure to MePhone4, often shouting at him, hitting him for no reason after he's born, and refusing to spend time with him aside from watching over his behavior and ensuring he gets his tasks done. He also shames him for finding comfort in reality shows and places him on a pedestal with high expectations, and once he finds MePhone4 to be imperfect and outdated, he sends his descendants after him to kill him. It gets bad enough to the point where MePhone suppresses all of his memories of him, and if MePhone3GS's voice memos and Adam's neglected state are anything to go by, he didn't treat his other creations much better.
  • Big Bad: As the creator of Adam and therefore the true head honcho of Inanimate Insanity by proxy, he's been playing MePhone like a fiddle. Not long after that bombshell drops, it's revealed that he also staged an attack on the Shimmers' homeworld.
  • Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: The affable and polite personality he displays to visitors is all an act; he’s actually an egotistical and manipulative abuser.
  • Broken Pedestal: Fan used to think very highly of him, but that changed after the contestants visited MeCloud and Cobs was revealed to be an insufferable Jerkass who attempted to take away his egg.
  • The Chessmaster: According to MePhone4 in "Hatching the Plan", he hasn't done a single thing that hasn't been out of Cobs' control.
  • Four Eyes, Zero Soul: Not only is he an abusive Jerkass to his own creations when they’re alive, he leaves them to rot away in a closet if he deems them useless.
  • Greater-Scope Villain: Of the first season and presumably the third, being the creator of MePhone4 and all the other Meeple products, including the ones who tried to kill him like MePhone4S and MePhone5.
  • Hate Sink: "Theft And Battery" presents him in a somewhat comical (if not rather egotistical) manner, but "Mine Your Own Business" and "Hatching the Plan" quickly establish him as a bad person: flashbacks in the former episode reveal that he was an abusive father figure to MePhone4 and pressured him to be perfect, and he also left his creations to rot away in a closet if they didn't turn out the way he wanted. The latter episode reveals that he staged an attack on the Shimmers' homeland, which resulted in a majority of their young being stolen, and these actions draw parallels to colonialism. Even in the present day, he regularly sends out MePhone4's successors in an attempt to kill him for being imperfect and outdated.
  • Insufferable Genius: An intelligent guy who developed sentient MePhones...and is also unbelievably arrogant.
  • Jerkass: He makes Trophy look like the friendliest guy in existence.
  • Kick the Dog: Pops Balloon in response to him commenting on how inane the Meeple Watch is.
  • Knight of Cerebus: Everything has been going downhill ever since his debut. He's indirectly responsible for Suitcase's Sanity Slippage, very directly responsible for MePhone4's in addition to molding him into the callous individual he is today, and then it turns out he's been interested in Fan's egg for much, much longer than previously thought.
  • The Man Behind the Man: Adam isn't a real person, just another of Cobs' creations.
  • No Celebrities Were Harmed: A spoof of Steve Jobs, the deceased founder of Apple.
  • Pet the Dog: About the only decent thing he's shown doing onscreen is allowing one of his newer creations to be repaired and engaging in a genuinely friendly conversation with them.
  • Punny Name: Meeple creator Steve Cobs is a spoof on Apple creator Steve Jobs who is a corn on the cob. Lampshaded by Baseball.
    Baseball: ...Oh! I get it.
  • Walking Spoiler: He was just a joke when he first showed up. That changed very quickly.
  • Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: He turns gradually less friendly as the contestants start to pull at his loose strings.
  • You Have Outlived Your Usefulness:If his creations aren't the way he wants them to be, he either destroys them or leaves them to rot in a closet. After MePhone4 runs away, he sends his successors after him to kill him because of his outdatedness. Considering that MePhoneX shows up at the end of Hatching the Plan and does something unknown to Toilet, and Cobs was secretly responsible for Toilet being hired, it’s possible that Cobs did this to Toilet as well.
    MePhoneX 
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The Invader.
Voiced by: TBA

  • Obviously Evil: Alarms blaring, red X on the face, electric hands? Yep, definitely screams "evil."
  • Red Eyes, Take Warning: Has a big red X on his face and is undoubtedly a bad guy.
  • Walking Spoiler: Appears at the end of Episode 14 of season 2 to apprehend Toilet, setting up the events for Episode 15.

Minor Characters

    Nick Le 
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The Eliminated.
"I'm highly offended!"

Voiced by: Nate Groth

  • Ambiguously Human: He appears to wear clothing and is humanoid, but his species has never been revealed by the creators.
  • Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: He only appears 2 times (not counting flashbacks) in Season 1, falls down with Nickel to Idiotic Island, and is never shown again.
  • That Makes Me Feel Angry: He expresses that he is highly offended through words and not actions.

    Season 1 Recommended Characters 
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Top row, from left to right: Poptart, Cookie, 8-Ball, Apple, TV. Bottom row: Dictionary, Teddy Bear, Magnifying Glass, Spikey Mervert, Bell.
Voiced by: Adam Katz (Poptart, Teddy Bear, Cookie, Spikey Mervert, 8-Ball, Bell, TV), Justin Chapman (Magnifying Glass) Nate Groth (Dictionary)
A group of fan-created characters who had a chance to join Season 1, each of them competing for a spot on the show in a paintball challenge. The winner was Apple; tropes regarding her can be seen in her individual folder.

In General:

Teddy Bear:

  • The Bully: Fits this trope to a T: aggressive, temperamental, calls people names (seen when she calls Magnifying Glass "Glass Face"), and is a generally rude, unpleasant person to be around.
  • Determinator: Teddy Bear continues to shoot paint at Apple (who keeps dodging and not knowing how to use her gun) for 27 hours until Apple suddenly learns how to shoot her and wins the contest.
  • Kick the Dog: When Bell offers to form an alliance with her, Teddy Bear rudely rejects her by shooting her.
    "Alliance?! How dare you mock me like that?!"
  • Killer Teddy Bear: An anthropomorphic teddy bear who's very bloodthirsty and aggressive, relentlessly shooting the other recommended characters with explosive paint for a spot on the show.
  • Non-Standard Character Design: While she's still an Animate Inanimate Object like everyone else, she's the only character who resembles an animal.

Dictionary:

  • Deadpan Snarker: Several of his definitions are quite snarky, such as his definition for Apple, which he shares with her to her face: "an idiotic fruit with a very low IQ."
  • Freeze-Frame Bonus: When he opens himself up at the end of "A New Stage in the Game" to share Apple's definition with her, there's several entries for other Inanimate Insanity characters, in addition to some characters from Battle for Dream Island.

Spikey Mervert

  • Fish Eyes: His eyes look in separate directions.
  • The Quiet One: The only recommended character to have no dialogue whatsoever, with the closest thing being heavy breathing.

Bell:

  • Nice Girl: She was willing to approach the unpleasant Teddy Bear and offer to form an alliance with her, only for her to get rudely shot down.

TV:

  • Flat Character: He claims to have 1008 channels, but that's all there really is to his character, even when compared to the other recommended characters.

Cookie:

  • The Unintelligible: Likely as a result of implied chubbiness, his speech is very muffled.

Magnifying Glass:

  • The Quiet One: Unlike the other recommended characters, he doesn't say anything upon his introduction in "A New Stage in the Game."

8-Ball:

  • Flat Character: Even when compared to the other recommended characters, there's very little to his personality aside from his favorite number being 79.

Poptart:

    Tyler Bungard 
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The Monster.
“What is the one thing that can help you in your time of need, can lead you to accomplishing your goals, and has... everything?”

Voiced by: Justin Miller (S1E10), Brian Koch (S1E18)

  • Big Ol' Unibrow: Type II. Has no ulterior intentions, but just has a unibrow.
  • Gonk: Was this in his first appearance, but his design was changed to a design more like the regular characters.

    Spoiled Lemon 
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From left to right: Guava, Tomato, Pineapple, Lemon, Starfruit, Mangosteen.
“Hello again, to all my fans. I'm sorry I left, but I had someone help me find that the real music was inside me all along.”

Voiced by: Brian Koch (Starfruit), Taylor Grodin (Pineapple)

A well-known band in the Inanimate Insanity universe. The band’s popularity went downhill after Starfruit, the lead singer, left the band, but with some help from Lightbulb, he was able to reunite with them, thus restoring their former glory.

The members consist of Starfruit on vocals, Lemon on bass, Pineapple on guitar, Guava on triangle, Tomato on keyboard, and Mangosteen on drums.


Tropes applying to the band as a whole:

Starfruit:

  • Attention Whore: He enjoys being in the spotlight and is prone to letting it get to his head. Microphone outright claims that he's an "attention hog".
  • Baritone of Strength: Has a deep, but soulful singing voice.

Lemon:

  • Attention Whore: Not unlike Starfruit, he's described as being "a bit of a fame monger", though he doesn't have Starfruit's charisma.
  • Keet: An upbeat guy who serves as the band’s moodmaker.
  • The Leader: Of the band as a whole. He's also the one behind the creation of the band, hence why it's named after him.

Pineapple:

  • Dreadful Musician: Put simply, he's terrible at singing. That doesn't stop him from trying, however.
  • The Heart: Described as being the band's coordinator.

Guava:

  • The Quiet One: More introspective and soft-spoken compared to his bandmates, and he doesn't speak up a lot despite having plenty of song ideas. Taylor also says he has a good singing voice, he just doesn't show it a lot.

Tomato:

  • Cool Shades: He's got a snazzy pair of triangular shades.
  • Mellow Fellow: Described as being very laidback and chill, preferring to go along with whatever the others want.

Mangosteen:

  • The Big Guy: Described as the "muscle" of the group. He's very protective of his bandmates and, according to Taylor, "won't hesitate to beat you up."
  • Perpetual Frowner: He always has a frown on his face, even when performing.
  • The Quiet One: Moreso than Guava; being the type who rarely speaks.
  • The Stoic: Doesn't emote a lot. Taylor says he holds a perfect poker face.

    Inanimate Insanity Infinity 
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Voiced by: Niall Burns (Thermos; Chives), Dave Zhu (Frank), Thom Jennings (Kumquat), LorenTzel (Traffic Light), Finnley Gregoire (Shell), Christopher Schaaf (Black Hole), Adam Katz (Barrel), Madeline Landry (Bandana; Hay Bale)

A group of alternate-universe contestants in another timeline.


In General:

  • Attention Whore: As a result of Salt and Pepper constantly ignoring them in favor of flaunting themselves during fashion show "challenges," several of them are desperate to stand out, with most of them acting as unhinged as possible in order to attract attention.
  • Flat Character: Several of them are very one-dimensional:
    • Thermos does nothing but constantly scream as a result of being filled with caffeine.
    • Frank is a stereotypical "cool guy" to absurd degrees, and it's to the point where he only ever says "Sup."
    • Barrel takes this up to eleven: the vast majority of the time he's completely expressionless and he doesn't speak or do anything of note at all.
  • Mythology Gag: Frank and Hay Bale were actually scrapped newbies for Season 2.
  • No Sympathy: As Pepper finds out when she punches Salt into Black Hole, they display a heartless disregard for anybody, even the show hosts.

Bandana:

Barrel:

Black Hole:

  • Attention Whore: While most of the Infinity contestants qualify to some extent, Black Hole outright complains that he receives only 5% of screentime compared to the others and calls them "dirty peasants" for receiving any screentime at all.
  • Eldritch Abomination: A sentient talking black hole.
  • The Eeyore: He's always in a bad mood as a result of receiving little to no screentime.
  • Vocal Dissonance: For an imposing Eldritch Abomination with a negative personality, his voice is surprisingly high-pitched and childlike.
  • Voice of the Legion: His voice has an echo, which adds to his status as an Eldritch Abomination and the most antagonistic of the Infinity contestants.

Chives:

  • British Stuffiness: Befitting of a refined butler, he speaks with a strong British accent.
  • The Jeeves: He serves as Salt and Pepper's trusty butler who obeys their every request, including their indoctrination of Test Tube.
  • Opinion Flip Flop: When Salt and Pepper begin to argue, he struggles to take both of their sides, but he smiles when Pepper punches Salt, implying that he favors Pepper. Which makes sense, considering Salt is the hyper-controlling Alpha Bitch while Pepper is her beta who latches onto her.

Frank:

  • Cool Shades: Wears a pair of sunglasses to add to his "cool guy" look.
  • Mellow Fellow: Very laidback and collected to absurd degrees.
  • One-Word Vocabulary: The only thing he ever says is "Sup" and absolutely nothing else.
  • The Quiet One: Aside from perpetually saying "Sup," he's a man of few words.

Hay Bale:

  • Cowgirl: She speaks with a heavy Southern accent and uses a lot of farmhand slang.
  • Genki Girl: She's very energetic and jolly, and much like Kumquat it's easy to make her laugh.
  • Juggling Dangerously: At one point in the "Just Like Me" segment of "Alternate Reality Show," she's shown juggling chainsaws with Lightbulb.
  • Mythology Gag: One scene shows her stuffing her face with a pie, which is a reference to a scrapped concept where she and Lightbulb won a pie-eating contest and became team captains.

Kumquat:

  • Always Introduces Themselves: A lot of his dialogue consists of him saying "I'm Kumquat!"
  • Heh Heh, You Said "X": He bursts into nonstop laughter when Lightbulb says "serious o'clock".
  • Keet: A very energetic and optimistic person who proclaims himself to be funny and is very easy to humor.
  • Motor Mouth: He talks very quickly upon introducing himself to Lightbulb and Test Tube.
    "Hey guys, who are you? I don't care! I'm Kumquat, isn't that funny? I'm funny, don't you agree? Wow! Look at you! You're green, look you glow! That's the same color as Green Light over there!"

Shell:

  • Eyes Always Shut: A unique staple of his design; he's the only character with permanently closed eyes, and they're drawn in a different style from the show's typical closed-eye asset.
  • Genre Savvy: He seems to be aware that the only way to get any sort of attention in Inanimate Insanity Infinity is to be as zany and incoherently ridiculous as possible.
    Test Tube: (put off by the loud antics of the other contestants) Something's...off about this place.
    Shell: How else do you expect us to be appealing, huh?! No seriously, any other ideas?
  • Insult Backfire: When Test Tube calls the Infinity contestants "incoherent ruffians," Shell takes it as a compliment.

Thermos:

  • Klatchian Coffee: As a result of being filled with coffee, Thermos is extremely jittery and hyperactive, constantly screaming for no reason.
  • No Indoor Voice: All of his "dialogue" consists of him screaming at the top of his lungs.

Traffic Light:

    MePhone7 
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The Replacer.
“OKAY- (Bzzz)”

One of Salt and Pepper's assistants in Inanimate Insanity Infinity.


    The Light Shimmers (UNMARKED SPOILERS
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The Shimmers, along with the Prime Shimmer
“You bear the symbol of the oppressor!”

Voiced by: Brandon Shim (The Prime Shimmer), Ian Woodside (Shimmer Soldiers)

A species of aliens introduced in "Hatching the Plan".


  • Badass Adorable: They are cute creatures made out of light who inhabit eggshells...and they can form their light to create weapons and kill you.
  • Childless Dystopia: Enforced by their oppressors, the Meeples, who stole all of their young except for 2 unhatched eggs; one of which was the egg that was found on Mars.
  • Does This Remind You of Anything?: Their situation with Meeple draws some pretty disturbing parallels to real-life colonialism.
  • Fantastic Racism: Their planet was colonized by their oppressors, the Meeples. Their children were stolen, including the alien egg.
  • Hero Antagonist: Ultimately, they just want their child back. After abducting Fan and initially being harsh on him for having their egg (understandable, considering they've searching for eons), they take a much softer tone after he and Test Tube apologizes, forgiving the two and taking the incident in stride.
    Prime Shimmer: We're glad you seem to have learned an important lesson about embracing what you don't understand. We would have preferred if you hadn't abducted our children to do it, but, can't win 'em all, we suppose. (chuckles)
  • Individuality Is Illegal: Very, very downplayed when one of them, annoyed, corrects Fan over the baby being referred to with singular pronouns.
  • Mama Bear/Papa Wolf: To say they didn't like the thought of Fan and Test Tube having their egg would be a huge understatement. This is totally justified.
  • No Biological Sex: Implied. One of them states that the alien that hatched out of the egg uses they/them pronouns, but it is unclear if the same is true for all of them. This is likely due to them being a collective species.
  • No Name Given: None of them have names given, sans the leader being known as "The Prime Shimmer".
  • Royal "We": The Prime Shimmer never refers to themself in the first-person, instead opting to use "we" to refer to both themself and the rest of the Shimmers.
  • Voice of the Legion: What do you expect?

    Walkie Talkie (UNMARKED SPOILERS
“Welcome to Indefinite Island! Congratulations! Yooou've been eliminated. Get ready to stay here for a while... IF you want another chance.”

Voiced by: Rosemary Craig

  • Ambiguous Situation: It’s currently unknown if Walkie Talkie is a sentient walkie talkie, or if she’s somebody speaking through one. You Can’t Do This Forever implies that the former is true.
  • Big Bad: She's the main antagonist of Inanimate Insanity Invitational.
  • The Leader: She's the leader of the Unvitational Commitee.

    Dr. Fizz 
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The Physician.
“Everyone, please remain calm. I'm going to go ahead and check his vitals.”

Voiced by: Morgan Hesmondhalgh

Inanimate Insanity Invitational's on-site doctor who is called in to save Box after he gets hurt in "Tragedy at 60 Feet".


  • The Comically Serious: He's a very competent doctor, but he blends in neatly with the bombastic characters surrounding him. Not to mention, he's called in for treatment of Box, of all characters.
  • Everyone Has Standards: While he is part of The Unvitational Committee, he states that he swore a hippocratic oath (he is a doctor after all) and is very hesitant to put out Candle.
  • Face–Heel Turn: Joins The Unvitational Committee.
  • Instant Emergency Response: After Box is damaged from both a hammer and falling down a rocky hill in "Tragedy at 60 Feet", he immediately arrives to assess Box's condition and do first aid.
  • Like a God to Me: He's merely doing his job, but because Yang is infatuated with his soda, he grovels at his feet and refers to him as "your bubbliness".
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Gives this to Lifering during Box's EXIT Interview, tearing into his overeagerness and lack of good judgment and professionalism. This is ultimately subverted when Dr. Fizz has a medical emergency, and Lifering is able to help him, leading Dr. Fizz to take back what he said.
  • Token Good Teammate: Of the Unvitational Committee, as he is the most hesitant to actually harm the contestants.
  • Voice for the Voiceless: Although reluctantly so, he translates all of Box's answers during Box's EXIT Interview.

    Springy (UNMARKED SPOILERS
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The Mascot.
“Spring on the breakfast!”

Voiced by: Zuwie Lefou

The mascot of the Springtastic cereal brand, sponsoring Inanimate Insanity Invitational's fourteenth episode.


  • Ambiguous Situation: Besides his mental state, there's something wrong with him physically as well, glitching out constantly. His true physiology has yet to be revealed.
  • Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: At first he comes off as just a bit overbearing, but once Bot reaches the end of the challenge, it becomes apparent that he's obsessed with them and wants to take them away to make a toyline after them.
  • Big Bad Duumvirate: Shares this role with Walkie Talkie in the final two episodes of III.
  • Body Horror: After surviving getting eaten by The Floor, his metal body is horrifically bent and his eyes are pushed apart. He gets better after MePhone4 recovers him after he dies in the volcano.
  • Just Desserts: After chomping at the bit to mass-produce toys from Bot's programming despite their discomfort with the idea and swearing revenge when MePhone4 has a change of heart and renegades on their contract, he himself gets chomped in one bit after Cabby pushes him off the platform they're on into the Floor's waiting mouth.
  • Karmic Death: Gets eaten by the Floor in the same manner as their cereal. The Floor even states that they needed milk. Subverted, as he ends up surviving, despite becoming disfigured by the ordeal.
  • Masochist's Meal: Every box of Springtastic contains both cornflakes and springs.
  • Mad Eye: One of his eyes is smaller than the other, and he's an overly cheerful cereal mascot who's obsessed with toys, to the point of wanting to use the sentient Bot's programming to make them, and prone to creepily whispering in people's ears.
  • Non-Standard Character Design: His face is above his actual body, connected via two stalks, bearing eyes with actual irises and unique mouth assets that imply an overbite. His arms also end in orange mittens as opposed to the usual arm assets.
  • Swallowed Whole: In a rare example of this being done by a good guy, the Floor swallows him in one gulp after he gets pushed down from the platform he was on following him swearing revenge on MePhone4 for not letting him take Bot away to make them a mascot for Springtastic against their will, only to get pushed down from the platform he's on towards the ground where the Floor is waiting with his mouth open. Quite a fitting end for the mascot and spokesperson of a cereal brand.

    Tyler Bombard 
“And you know what ISN'T respectful in my culture? TRESPASSING... in my VACATION HOME!”

Voiced by: Michael Huang

A quicksand monster that's very similar to Tyler Bungard from Season 1.


  • Ambiguous Situation: It's unknown if he's related to Tyler Bungard from season one or if he just happens to have a similar name and appearance.
  • Face–Heel Turn: While he seemed to be a nice enough guy when he appeared, if annoyed by the contestants trespassing in his vacation home, he joins the Unvitational Committee.

Alternative Title(s): Fans Fantastic Features, Inanimate Insanity Invitational

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