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This is when a character makes some kind of error to do with their surroundings simply because they lack sight, either permanently or due to Temporary Blindness
, or have misplaced their glasses
. It can be anything from mistaking one object for another, one person for another, one location for another, or even whether something is there or not. For example, the character could pick up a bottle of vegetable oil instead of the intended bottle of water and drink it.
This trope is used generally for comedic effect. Often greatly exaggerated, to the point of serious Fridge Logic
See also Blind and the Beast
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- There was a Sears Optical commercial involving a woman letting in a raccoon thinking it was her cat.
- There's another with a man who accidentally snips off a lock of his wife's hair while trying to cut the tag off her dress. He doesn't notice.
- A businesswoman in a hurry hops into a car and orders to go to the airport. It's a cop car.
- There was a commercial for an optician's in Europe involving a woman inadvertently performing fellatio on the gearshift of a car instead of the man sitting next to it - while "parking" with her boyfriend.
- A whole range of advertisements for SpecSavers opticians in the UK, featuring, amongst others, a shepherd who shears his sheepdog, an elderly couple who get on a rollercoaster thinking it's a park bench, and Postman Pat crashing his van through fields and picking up a sack of vegetables instead of mail. All ending with the slogan "Should have gone to SpecSavers", which has rather successfully entered the vernacular.
Anime & Manga
- In Ranma ½:
- Mousse certainly looks better without his Opaque Nerd Glasses, but once he takes them off he ends up mistakenly glomping any person or object in front of him, thinking it's Shampoo. Among the more unusual items he has mistaken for a curvy 16 year-old girl with knee-length lavender hair: a giant panda, Shampoo's 1ft-tall grandmother, a bicycle, a 3ft-high tanuki statue, and a potted plant.
- At one point, while on a "date" with Akane, Ryouga (who has good eyesight) was frisked in the darkness of an ocean-themed haunted house by Shampoo. Elated by what he thought was a forward advance from Akane, he quickly turned around and hugged the first thing he found —a giant pufferfish model. He thought Akane felt a little chunky, but he still didn't open his eyes to realize his mistake.
- A Tear Jerker variety happens in the backstory of Rurouni Kenshin. Kenshin is subjected to a bout of Temporary Blindness and deafness thanks to a series of attacks, and is forced to fight their leader barely able to see or hear, and as a result can't see his wife Tomoe jump in front of him to try and block the leader's blade until it's too late, and winds up accidentally killing both her and the leader.
- In Legal Drug, Kazahaya and Rikuo have to search for a vase inside a pitch dark shrine that's Bigger on the Inside while Holding Hands so they don't get separated. It takes them a while before they finally realize that they're actually both holding onto the spirit of the vase's hands, and she's been leading them around in circles the entire time For the Lulz.
- There was a Magoo-like character in the British anthology comic The Beezer called Colonel Blink (The Short-Sighted Gink). In another British anthology comic The Beano the character 'Erbert from The Bash Street Kids is also very Magoo-esque. Blinky in The Dandy (which took on several chatacters from The Beezer) is essentially a younger version of Colonel Blink.
- In what may be an attempt at political correctness strips in the late 90's and early 00's claimed that it wasn't Blinky's eyesight that was messed up, it was his head.
- A whole story from Cattivik revolved around his attempt to mug a blind guy with a really dangerous stick.
- The Blind Ballerina in Jinty was a Played for Drama example. According to Alan Moore (who may be exaggerating slightly), a typical story would involve her Evil Uncle telling her she was performing at the Royal Albert Hall, and then leading her to the middle of the motorway.
Film - Animated
- In a Running Gag in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, a character with an oversize macaroni on his head is always facing the wrong way during crowd scenes.
- Vitruvius from The LEGO Movie. During the big break in to Lord Business' fortress, the heroes place him on watch. Cue him looking at a wall with a pair of binoculars.
- A Running Gag in the film Moving Violations, where a character played by the "Where's the Beef?" lady from old Wendy's commercials repeatedly does this. Some classics include: driving onto an airport runway and sitting in a unrinal and asking "Why's my back all wet?"
- In Neil Simon's Murder by Death, the blind butler Jamesir Bensonmum is always doing things like that - eg, sticking stamps to letters but missing by a mile and sticking them to the table; or lighting a fire in a guest's bedroom... in the center of the bed itself. ("At least the bed will be warm," quips the guest.)
- Robin Hood: Men in Tights has an entire character, Blinkin, who exists to act out this trope (see the page pic). Ironically, Blinkin is so surprisingly competent and skilled that his blindness is the only thing keeping him from liberating England by himself.
- In Minority Report, Tom Cruise's character is recovering from eye replacement surgery and eats the nasty rotting sandwich instead of the freshly made one sitting right next to it. And then washes it down with sour milk.
- In the Daredevil movie, Matt asks Foggy for honey to put in his drink, and Foggy (deliberately) hands him mustard instead. Matt's other senses work just fine, however, so he switches drinks with Foggy without drinking.
- The blind hermit in Young Frankenstein.
- I was blind but now I can see... aaargh! (falls into pit)
- Pew from Muppet Treasure Island is constantly bumping into things, except on the few occasions when his enhanced hearing briefly makes him super-competent.
- Happens several times with the blind girl in City Lights. At one point the Tramp is helping her ball up some yarn, and she accidentally grabs a stray thread from his clothes instead. He's too shy to correct her, and ends up helping unravel all his underwear.
- In Adventures in Babysitting, Brenda, stranded in a bus station without her glasses, pets a huge rat thinking it's a lost cat.
- The main character in Blind Fury can defeat ninjas and gun-toting mooks with a sword despite being totally blind, but has trouble with everyday life. In one scene, he mistakes an alligator for a dog. In another, he's tricked into eating a hotdog swimming in hot sauce, but it turns out he has an extreme tolerance of spicy food.
- In A Song Is Born, Frisbee walks into Honey's bungalow at the motel they stay at by mistake, believing it to be Prof. Oddley's, and since it is dark, he fails to realize his mistake and pours out the depths of his ardor to Honey, causing her to realize just how much he really loves her.
- Verbally mentioned from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, after Harry reads a letter Sirius sent him:
"He sounds exactly like Moody," said Harry quietly, tucking the letter away again inside his robes. "'Constant vigilance!' You'd think I walk around with my eyes shut, banging off the walls...."
- Polyphemus from The Odyssey accidentally allows Odysseus and his men to escape after being blinded.
Live Action TV
- Act II, Scene II of The Merchant of Venice. Launcelot's blind father, Old Gobbo, shows up and doesn't recognize him. Launcelot is a troublemaker, so instead of revealing his identity, he gets into a whole conversation with his father about "young Master Launcelot," finally revealing that Launcelot is "deceased." The trouble is, once he decides that the joke's gotten a bit old, he has trouble explaining to his father that he's really Launcelot, and not dead at all. The whole thing cumulates with Old Gobbo joyfully embracing Launcelot, complimenting him on his fine new beard—actually just his long hair, which his father has accidentally grabbed hold of. And that's only what's directly mentioned in the script. Depending on the performance, there will usually be plenty of visual gags involving Old Gobbo walking off in the wrong direction, bumping into the other characters, falling off the stage and into the audience, etc.
- Played for Drama in King Lear with Gloucester (whose eyes have been gouged out) and his son, who pretends to be "Mad Tom."
- In Homestuck, the now-blind Sollux is shown to be vacillating between Matesprit and Kismesis for Gamzee, but since he's looking at Lil Cal the puppet, it confuses the hell out of Karkat.
- Terezi has been the butt of this joke, although she can usually get around her handicap. Notably, when she adds sunglasses to pictures of Dave, she always misses his eyes. Also, in the Act 5 finale, she points in the wrong direction when everybody's staring into the sky.
- It's also pretty common for Terezi cosplayers to intentionally face the wrong direction in photoshoots, and for her to be drawn facing the wrong way in fanart.
- Mia from Unintentionally Pretentious is blind, and is occasionally prone to this.
- Anything featuring Mr. Magoo is based around this. He's myopic to the point of Blind Without 'Em only with no glasses, so there's plenty of opportunity for hilarious scrapes right there.
- In Avatar: The Last Airbender , Toph kisses the wrong person after she is rescued from a sea serpent. In another episode, declaring that she doesn't need the help of someone with sight to help put up posters, she glues the wrong side of the poster to a wall. "It's upside-down, isn't it?"
- One episode of 2 Stupid Dogs is based on this. The dogs act as guide dogs for the blind man while he wanders around a construction site.
- On The Simpsons, Bleeding Gums Murphy learned to play sax at the feet of Blind Willie Witherspoon:
Willie: I've been playing jazz for 30 years and I just can't make a go of it. I want you to have my saxophone.
Bleeding Gums: This isn't a saxophone, it's an umbrella!
Willie: So I've been playing a umbrella for 30 years? Why didn't anybody tell me?
Willie: That's not funny.
- Milhouse frequently gets the Blind Without 'Em treatment when he loses his specs, or if someone just takes them. In "Summer of 4 Ft. 2", Bart Takes them to spy on Lisa and doesn't bother to give them back. A horshoe crab then crawls into frame and Milhouse pets it, mistaking it for a lost puppy.
- When Bart becomes a faith healer he "heals" Milhouse by throwing away his glasses. Milhouse belives it, then walks into traffic and gets hit by a car.
- On Futurama, Leela is medically required to wear an eyepatch after an accident with a spice weasel. She has only one eye. and she's the pilot of the Planet Express ship. Fry tries to make her think she's still piloting the ship when it comes under attack by putting Nibbler's food bowl in her hands, and he manages to competently keep them intact. Then she realizes she's holding the bowl and retakes the wheel. She then gets the fuel line blown and they're taken captive.
- Professor Farnsworth is generally implied to be blind without his glasses.
- Since they're thick enough to stop gamma rays, he's more or less blind with them. He switched to reading glasses once where each lens was a cylinder a foot long. They punch through the magazine he's trying to read.
Farnsworth: Why, Zoidberg, there's a lovely picture of you in here!
- This was done a few times with Velma after she lost her glasses on the CBS Scooby-Doo series. Among other things, Velma once approached a statue and thought it was Shaggy, petrified with fear.
- On Chowder, a Magoo-like character crashes into Mung Daal's kitchen, mistaking it for his home, and tries to make out with Schnitzel, whom he mistakes for his wife.
- In the first episode of Eek! The Cat entitled "MiserEek", a blind old lady adopts the titular Eek and thinks he was her cat, Mittens. Because of her blindness, the old lady did a lot of wrong things to Eek, such as showing him a big vacuum cleaner by mistake (cue a scared scream from Eek), accidentally putting him into a pot of boiling water (instead of a chicken) and scrubbing butter on him, and taking him to a zoo instead of a vet.note
- In 2003, at Lake Calhoun in Minneapolis, a 7-year-old blind girl drowned because all three counselors were also blind.
- One of Barack Obama's senior staffers mistook the second-most senior Army general for a waiter at an event because he was standing in her periphery, she wasn't wearing her glasses and all she could see were the stripes on his pants. The general laughed it off, while she was mortified.