Funny / Inanimate Insanity

Even with the show's Cerebus Syndrome, it's still pretty hilarious at times.

All spoilers are unmarked.

Inanimate Insanity

In General

• Any scene with Bow.
• Every single time Taco says "Sour Cream!!!!"
• Season 1 in general, the sub par animation mixed with the 2011 humour can make it really funny, intentional or not.

The Crappy Cliff

• When Paper asks what feces is:
  Paper: "Erm, what's feces?"
  Knife: "Feces. It's a nice word for crap, poop, dung, the kids at the pool."
• This exchange:
  Pickle: "Don't worry guys, I have loads of experience in jumping off cliffs."
  (Pickle jumps but lands in the elephant poop while screaming)
  MePhone4: "And it looks like Pickle is out... in three seconds. That's just sad."
• Marshmallow defying gravity.
• Balloon claiming that the challenge is his and falls off the aforementioned cliff. You can guess what happened next.
  "Oh, come on!"
• What's funnier is the fact that he actually managed to land in the water after more than 20 minutes of falling.
• At the end of the episode:
  Pepper: "Ugh, it smells so bad in here!"
  Marshmallow: "It's elephant poop; it's not supposed to smell like roses."

A Lemony Lesson

• When Nickel is mad at Taco for letting Lightbulb win, she just yells "SPRINKLES"
• Paintbrush acting like a stereotypical Valley Girl.
  Paintbrush: "Well, there's a first time for everything, and FYI, you were chosen second" *laughs*
  • Hilarious in Hindsight when you realise that current Paintbrush would've hated their past self.
• When askes to name her team, Taco yells "CHICKEN LEG"
• The trees Nickel kicks:
  Tree 1: "GET OFF MY BRANCHES YOU LITTLE TURD!"
  Tree 2: "I'm an apple tree so just [bleep] off."
• Nickel poops on Baseballs head.
  Nickel: "Sorry dude, I just couldn't hold that one in!."
• Knife and Paper watching Desperate Housewives
  Paper: "No, Shelley, don't cheat on Matt, he's a nice dude!"
  Knife: "It's... so.. sad..."
• Balloon yells at Taco, "TACO, YOU SUCK!" So she randomly spits a bunch of lemons at him.
• When Knife tries to eliminate Paper, he gets a dolphin out of nowhere. Then he drops a whole piano on Paper!

The Arena Of Death

• Nickel telling Announcer that he didn't want to join BFDI anyway. The others all just stare at him in an uninterested manner.
• This exchange:
  MePhone4: "what's more unique than an Arena of Death?"
  Taco: "PANDA BEARS"
• When team Epic doges the rocks, It looks like Knife is about to dodge the rock... but it hits him instead.
• Paintbrush says "amazing dodging skills go! And the rock just magically falls.
• Baseball asking if Taco has any last words. She responds with "SHAMPOO"
• Baseball screaming at the top of his lungs to kick Taco off the arena, only to fail when she spits a lemon at him.
• Pencil from BFDI randomly appearing when Nickel calls pencils stupid.
• Balloon yells, "I'm finally alive!" Then pencil kills him.

One Shot Wonder

• Nickel's Curse Cut Short at the start of the episode, he's about to swear then the intro starts.
• Taco yells "FATTY CAKES" the Pickle responds with "yes Taco Balloon is fat."
• When Balloon is about to cross the gorge, he yells "YES, I'M SO CLOSE!! Then he is popped by Taco.
• Pickle calls burnt Marshmallow blue. Even Taco scolds him for being that stupid.

Double Digit Desert

• Bomb and OJ come across an electric fence and have to get past it. What does Bomb do? Kick OJ in the behind to fling him over and use threats to get the fence to move... and it works!
• Paper and OJ are surrounded by cacti and have to run through the patch. Paper gets caught face-first into a cactus and he tells OJ to go on without him... and OJ does with no objections. Paper is not amused.
  Paper: OJ, go on... without me.
  OJ: OK. (Turns around to leave without any objection)
  Paper: What?!

Inanimate Smackdown

• "Aw, he's dead. Let's poke him!"

The Great Escape

• Lightbulb is leading the other eliminated contestants away and telling them to keep moving forward and only look forward, not left, not right, not omnidirectional, just forward... only for them to fall into a hole dug by Pickle.
  • For added hilarity? Nickel asks, "How about down, too!?" After they fall in the hole!
• Pickle trying to solve Taco's problem with being unable to barf lemons at will. He concludes he needs to find lemons for her. The three places he checks is the Elimination Area, a patch of lemon trees, and a mud pit with a shovel. Where does he go? The mud pit with the shovel.

Journey Through Memory Lane Part 1

• After Idiotic Island was mentioned, Paper seemingly starts to scream, everybody screams and covers as they believe Evil Paper is returning... turns out Paper just needed to sneeze.
  • The way how he sneezes is funny in itself. He lets out a loud "Ahh", before giving a small, cute "choo".
    • The way his mouth moves on the "choo" is rather funny as well.

Inanimate Insanity II

Breakin The Ice

• "Quick! Everyone use your pelvis- - I mean your arms to get them!"

Marsh on Mars

• Tissues' machine- gun sneezing.
  Cheesy: It's just "snot" fair.
• Everybody dislikes Oatmeal Raisin cookies (except Lightbulb), but why does Tissues dislike them? He thinks they are the cause of global warming.
  • Even funnier? MePhone4 agrees with him.
    Tissues: But guys, Oatmeal Raisin cookies are the reason for global warming, guys.
    MePhone4: True.

Cooking for the Grater Good

• This exchange:
  Trophy: Why in the world would the viewers vote ME off?
  MePad: Ohhhh, the great mysteries of life....
• Microphone's seizure seen briefly during the elimination segment. It comes out of nowhere and it is hilarious!
• Lightbulb's enthusiastic response at making the cookie pizza is not considered very funny, until...
  Lightbulb: This cookie pizza's gonna knock their socks off! You know, hopefully they're wearing socks, or something could go horribly wrong... *gasp*
• Paintbrush yelling at Yin-Yang to go to the calm-down corner, despite really needing a visit themself.
• It also counts as Squick, but Puffball Speaker Box saying that Lightbulb's pizza was so good that she wants to eat it a second time. What does she do? She regurgitates it and eats it again!
  • Baseball's reaction is the icing on the cake.
  Baseball: What even are you?!

Let 'er R.I.P.

• The beginning of the episode has Marshmallow running away from Apple with Paintbrush's help. Why? Because Apple is forcing poor Marshmallow to have a finger-paint session together. Apple screaming for Marshmallow is hilarious. Doubles as heartwarming.
  • Paintbrush and Marshmallow are hiding behind a bush, but suddenly MePhone5s and MePhone5c teleport to exactly where Marshmallow is, knocking her away and in front of Apple, who drags her away.
  Marshmallow: So... close.
• MePhone5s and MePhone5c are not the sharpest knives in the drawer as they comically fall over the cliff in an attempt to kill MePhone4 but wind up being submerged underwater... and then exploding.
• The elimination segment. Fan gets hit in the face with a pumpkin, smashing it, Apple and Marshmallow hugging each other to the point where Apple accidentally strangles Marshmallow, Paintbrush barely dodging a pumpkin thrown at them, and Lightbulb... reading a newspaper and not even paying attention.
  • When MePhone4 throws a pumpkin at Lightbulb, she, without looking, punches it with a hilarious-looking frown on her face as if she is bored with what she is reading.
  • Yin-Yang winds up getting eliminated and both fight themselves through the portal.
    • The cherry on top? Lightbulb's newspaper has the headline: "Yin-Yang eliminated!".
  Lightbulb:(nervously) You read this kind of stuff in the paper, but you never think it's going to happen to you.
• Lightbulb's Piss-Take Rap.
  Lightbulb: I mean, it wouldn't be that bright to get real uptight, we're in a creepy crazy mansion, and fans got a lotta fright! WORD.
• Nickel starting a scary story and after only saying "It was a dark and stormy night...," Balloon and Suitcase scream like girls and run away.
• Bow scaring everyone in the mansion and her sarcastic comments that follow.
  Bow: (Knife carrying his Dora doll and talking to it) "Like, eww, he still carries that thing around? Lame."
  • Bow obsessing over her tail as a ghost and it is what causes her to forgive Marshmallow for indirectly and accidentally killing her.
• Speaking of which, Knife asks who is levitating his doll, to which Marshmallow replies that the person doing it is someone he used to constantly bully. Knife's response? "That doesn't really narrow it down."
• Bow scares Microphone out of the mansion. Cheesy's response is... well, cheesy.
  Cheesy: Wow! Seems like you're having a "ghoul" night. Haha. (Knee slap)
  • Bow chimes in that the pun wasn't even funny, Cheesy doesn't take it well. It proves to be his undoing.
  Bow: Ugh! That wasn't even funny.
  Cheesy: (offended) Ugh! Ugh! What did you just say?! That was not cool, girl! Why I oughta...! (Jumps to punch Bow, but phases right through her, due to her being a ghost. Instead, Cheesy accidentally jumps through the window. He stays in midair for a few moments before finally falling)
  Cheesy: (falling) Aah!!!
• Balloon saying that Nickel's scary story "scared the helium" out of him.
  • Even better when you remember that Nickel barely said anything.

Everything's A-OJ

• MePhone4 says he wouldn't hurt a fly while trying to defend himself of the accusations of him being sadistic. A few seconds later, it cuts to him swatting a fly out of the air.
• When MePhone4 tauntingly asks OJ what he is going to do about the fact that innocent people were locked in the hotel closet, OJ tells him.
  MePhone4: What are you going to do about it? Huh? Huh?!
  OJ:(glaring menacingly, with Tranquil Fury) I'm gonna sue you.
  MePhone4:(long pause, is quite humorously afraid) ... oh.
• Apple sucking her thumb in a Funny Background Event.
• This exchange:
  (Paintbrush falls off the ladder and gets crushed by it.)
  Fan: Yeah, three, two, one.
  (Paintbrush explodes in rage.)
• The post-credits scene. It features the eliminated contestants being literally thrown across the room from the Rejection Portal, OJ suddenly appearing to happily show them to their rooms, Salt and Pepper saying, "like, like, like, like..." over and over again, and Bomb spinning around while stuttering. Topped off with Paper happily telling them, "Welcome!". The contestants are understandably shocked and confused. Their faces are PRICELESS.
  • Just the fact that Yin-Yang, of all characters, looks uneasy and confused about what is happening is hilarious in itself.

Theft and Battery

• MePhone4’s glitching throughout the beginning.
  MePhone4: But I am probably- probably- probably- probably- probably- probably- probably- probably- probably- ly- ly- ly fine.
• Lightbulb perfectly imitating MePhone4's glitching.
• When MePhone4 finally arrives at the elimination stage, he glitches and looks terrible due to being sick with the "Condishawn", Knife has this to say.
  Knife: (looking at a sick MePhone4) MePhone..., you look even worse than usual!
  MePhone4: Shut up, Knife.
• MePhone4 sets off a party popper when Cheesy is eliminated... and then falls face down on the ground.
• Test Tube sprinkling rice all over MePhone4 and saying "Mazel Tov."
  • Lightbulb then throws a bottle of soy sauce at the rice.
• Paintbrush gets increasingly angry, so what does MePad do? Plays soothing waterfall noises. It works like a charm.
• Soap gets annoyed by Toilet, so she throws him of the hot air balloon towards the other contestants, as well as to throw them off course in a kill- two- birds- with- one- stone act.
  • Then, in a Freeze-Frame Bonus, MePad gets a notification saying, " Warning: Incoming Toilet due to Soap's devious scheme to throw us off course. Dismiss, Do Something!"
  • Even funnier as you can faintly hear Paintbrush singing "La, la, la" over and over again to the sounds of the waterfall.
• When the Grand Slams, crash land on the MeCloud, everyone has hilarious-looking faces and Soap lands face first on the "ground". Nickel's reaction is priceless.
  Nickel: Wow, didn't know it was possible to crash land on a cloud.
  • Toilet then yells to the team that they have to save MePhone4. Soap's reaction is the cherry on top.
  Soap:(with a ground tile on her face which falls and shatters, revealing a hilarious-looking Death Glare) I'm gonna kill him.
• When the Bright Lights, MePad, and Toilet are falling to their apparent deaths, if you look closely in the background, you can see Lightbulb in a relaxed position- showing she couldn't care less, as well as Fan blogging on his cell phone- completely oblivious to what is happening and about to happen.

Rain On Your Charade

• MePhone4 quickly coming up with a new "challenge" for Lightbulb and Paintbrush: Find the bottlecaps or death. If you listen closely, you can hear Marshmallow saying:
  Marshmallow: "Oh bottlecaps, where have you ruun from mee? Boooottlecaaaps... where have you ruuun?? From me-"
• The challenges on Mephone's whiteboard.
  • Make More Filler
  • Pie Eating Contest
  • Avocado Peeling (considerable)
  • Breathe like really loud
  • Zumba Lessons
  • Collect my toenail Clippings
  • Eat a Quinche Lorraine
  • Arguing for no reason
  • Sing a Song
    • And in the corner of the board is a drawing of Baseball sitting on a cactus, with an arrow pointing to it saying "Make him do this".
• Microphone meeting Taco for the first time. She screams and her Gain knob set to the highest setting causes her screams to echo throughout the valley. Taco turns off the volume, unamused.
  Taco: "We're done? I have no intention of going deaf today."
• Microphone, knowing how dangerous Taco is, starts to threaten her, only for Taco to calm things down by telling her to sit down. The kicker? Microphone already is.
  Microphone: Alright, where are you doing here, Taco?!
  Taco: Microphone, sit down.
  (Cuts to Microphone already sitting down with her looking around at her sitting place, clearly confused)

Mazed and Confused

• Pineapple singing A Party sounds like he's screaming in pain because his butt's been pinched...
  • Fan's and Paintbrush's reactions to his singing is even more hilarious.
  Fan: I don't understand, they probably just don't sound as good on a phone.
  Paintbrush: Yeah, I am sure that's the reason.

Kick the Bucket

• MePhone rushing to start the elimination even though there is none.
• Fan's existential crisis about the game's twists, whilst Paintbrush and Test Tube try to get him back on track.

Alternate Reality Show

• It also doubles as heartwarming, but the scene where Paintbrush reveals they're nonbinary, and Lightbulb validates it in her own way. How? Using her pet crab, Baxter.
  Lightbulb: Baxter here knows there is a "C", he loves the "C", without it he's just a "rab".
  • Baxter then pinches Lightbulb's thumb. Lightbulb's reaction? "I hate 'rabs'."
• The post-credits scene. Salt and Pepper talk about if they could take over the world and guess that they can but they don't think it worth the hassle. Paintbrush then walks through the other side of the Rejection Portal with Baxter in hand. This causes poor Salt and Pepper to scream in fear. Cue the "Adamation" vanity plate, ending the episode.

Mine Your Own Business

• While the scene MePhone3GS appears in is pure Nightmare Fuel, there is a recording seen on MePhone3GS screen. What is it? A 2-hour and 40-minute lecture on charging.
• Test Tube shows Baseball her huge blaster and Baseball is both impressed and understandably scared.
  (Test Tube shows Baseball her blaster)
  Baseball: (without dropping his amazed tone and smile) Wow! Please don't point that thing at me!
• Microphone and Taco are using Test Tube's invisibility Bow ties and are sneaking up on Knife. But the plan is ruined when Microphone not only sneezes, but excuses herself. Taco is not amused.
  Microphone: (sneezes) Oh, excuse me.
  Taco: A sneeze. A SNEEZE?! Mic, you BLEW it. Who says "Excuse me" after they sneeze?
  Microphone: What was I supposed to say? Say "bless me" and bless myself?! You are the one who always says to be professional and that's what I am trying to do.
  (Knife watches the invisible girls argue and is not amused)

Hatching the Plan

• After a serious episode about alien abduction with several highly emotional moments, the elimination seems almost cathartic when MePhone4 deals with MePad's absence with an inkjet printer. A clunky inkjet printer.
  Knife: Y-... You could have generated anything.
  MePhone4: (takes paper from printer) OK, first vote... Replace ink cartridge? (turns paper around to show a test pattern)
• The beginning of the episode is bit of a comic relief as well. Fan leaves his room to go back to the show grounds despite Paintbrush trying to stop him. Fan goes the wrong way and winds up breaking Trophy's herbal tea cup. Cue Fan saying, "Oh, whoops, wrong way." Then goes the other way... and winds up breaking Trophy's big jar of Cacao Nibs, much to Trophy's chagrin. Both Paintbrush and Tissues are not amused.
  Fan: Away I go!
  Paintbrush: Wait, Fan, we can't just leave... can we? (Shattering is heard offscreen)
  Trophy: (offscreen) Ugh, my herbal tea. Oh well, at least I have my big jar of Cacao Nibs.
  Fan: Oh, whoops, wrong way! (Runs off in the other direction)
  Trophy:(offscreen) Wait, oh, no! (more shattering is heard) NOOOO!!!!
  Paintbrush: (sighs and falls on the bed, knocking is heard)
  Tissues: (offscreen, sounding sleepy) Quiet down, Paintbrush. Some people are trying to sleep. (Tissues then coughs and gags.)
• After rescuing Test Tube from nearly falling down after the Flying Buddy malfunctioned, Knife saw Microphone leave to go to Taco, and tells Baseball and Suitcase that Test Tube has a chance at immunity, but they need to prepare just in case she fails. When Baseball asks Knife what's his problem with her, Knife explains that Test Tube is the last remaining threat left...with Lightbulb temporarily derailing his rant on Test Tube.
  Knife: Hmmm, let's see... Dude, for starters, she's our biggest threat left!
  Lightbulb (who was walking in the background when Knife was talking): What?
  Knife: No no, not you.
  Lightbulb: Oh.

Inanimate Insanity Invitational

Stranded in Paradise

• Paintbrush relaxing on the boat before the boat suddenly shakes up and down, comically scaring Paintbrush.
  Paintbrush: Finally, welcome to para-(boat suddenly shakes up and down rapidly)- di- yi-yi-yi-se!
• Paintbrush passive-aggressively telling Yin-Yang and Test Tube to be quiet for a few seconds.
• When Test Tube asks Yin-Yang why they are fishing for their ticket in the water, Yang angrily explains that he threw it in there.
  • Box showing up on Yin-Yang's fishing line.
• Everyone freaking out when the boat is about to crash.
  • Fan's reaction is especially funny. He pretends to be a newscaster and explains the danger they are in while pretending, causing everyone to look strangely at him or glare at him.
• After the boat crashes on Paradise Island, everyone freaks out then suddenly stops when MePhone4 appears to begin season 3. Everyone is understandably shocked and frustrated.
• Cabby opens her drawer to let her teammates ride in her to pass the first challenge. They call it "Taking the Cab".
  • Bow's reaction to being in the drawer.
  Bow: Whoa! Where are we? This isn't Narnia!
• Clover's repeated good luck throughout the episode. Examples include being the only new contestant being properly introduced before things go wrong and being the only one whose unknown paint bomb strapped to her back doesn't go off.

The Shame of the Name

• Tea Kettle and Nickel arguing just because the latter doesn't want any hors d'œuvres. Also, Tea Kettle steaming with anger and then stepping on The Floor.
• Bow's last-second choice for the Pink Team's name: The Pinkers. MePhone's reaction:
  MePhone: Why.

Snapshot Showdown

• The Floor's dream to use a confessional, although the camera has the wrong angle, and he can't be seen.
• Nickel using the Pic-Nix table from the beginning of the episode to his advantage to generate two bananas to prank Clover and take a picture of her, before nixing them to turn them into banana peels. Clover's reaction when stepping on one of them:
  Clover: Oh, ew.
• Nickel's Big "NO!" after failing to take a picture of Clover lasts until hour ten, and then he admits that he took no breaks during it.
• Goo's obsession with pinecones.
• Front-facing Tea Kettle may be disturbing, but also hilarious to some viewers. Also, it's what grants The Sinkers the loss.

The Overthinkers

• Yang's alliance idea falling apart in no time flat.
  Yang: With Candle gone, I thought of the perfect new alliance!
  Yin: He wants to make a boys' club.
  Yang: STAY OUT OF MY BRAIN JOURNAL!!!
  Paintbrush: I'm nonbinary.
  Yang: (beat) I mean... anti-girl club!
• Yang drinking so much Dr. Fizz that the resulting pile covers the Elimination Button.

Tragedy At 60 Feet

• A Freeze-Frame Bonus has the picture of OJ in his newspaper article holding up his right finger in a way that makes it look a lot like he's Flipping the Bird.
• Tea Kettle getting emotional from Box's speech, complete with her blowing her nose—grossing out Nickel.
• When The Thinkers are ready to place the egg in their box, they don't realize that they forgot to place a bottom, causing the egg to fall through the box and onto the ground. All of them have the most extreme Stunned Silence faces, with Paintbrush getting an "Oh, Crap!" Smile.
• After Box finishes his long tumble down a hill, just to add insult to injury, he catches fire for no apparent reason.
• Yin-Yang halfway buried in the ground, pretending to be the team's egg. Complete with them hugging themselves.
  Yin: I'm an egg.
• When Box has his accident and MePhone4 yells if anyone knows CPR, Lifering, on Indefinite Island, mentions that he feels like he is suddenly needed.
• The fact that Dr. Fizz is a real person, and an actual doctor, to boot. ...And go figure that Yang grovels at his feet.

Try Not To Laugh Challenge

• MePhone4 cancels the original challenge for the "Try Not To Laugh Challenge". What was the original challenge? To eat as much sweets and cake as possible.
• The running gag of contestants getting thrown in jail for laughing (and in Nickel's case, touching the Pic-Nix table despite being banned from them).
  • MePhone4 gets a taste of his medicine by being thrown in the jail himself for breaking his own rule.
• When Indefinite Island runs out of Indefinite coconuts (don't ask), everyone on the island begins screaming. Blueberry makes a dull, monotone scream.
  • Tea Kettle to the rescue with her Hors d'oeuvres!!!!

Best Served Cold

• Silver Spoon literally getting his Just Desserts by falling head first in the (nearly) mile-high pie.
• Paintbrush's Curse Cut Short.
  Paintbrush: Back on the the Thinkers, it really seemed like Silver was getting better, but now? He's just a royal pain in my-
  Silver Spoon: As you can see...
• The Floor eating a mile and a half high pie. Apparently, MePhone4 was right when he indirectly mentioned that the Floor is a fat slob from "Tragedy at 60 Feet".
  • Goo's face says it all.

Out Of Body Experience

• Nickel being Innocently Insensitive when asking why it was so quiet after the contestants were crushed to death by a bridge for the challenge.
  Nickel: Wow, the mood really shifted since I left huh? So bleak over here! I mean seriously, who died?
  MePhone: (still in shock about what just happened) Everyone Nickel. Everyone died.
• The Floor trying to move around in Paintbrush's body after switching bodies.
• Silver Spoon calling Ballpoint Pen's laugh ridiculous before using his own Noblewoman's Laugh

Title TBD

• Bot startling Goo with their new extendable legs
• The Floor promises The New Thinkers that he'll have more self-control when it comes to eating things. When confronted with a half eaten sandwich, this is his response:
  The Floor: Hey, I promised MORE self-control. 50% isn't that bad!
• The fact that The New Thinker's film was so boring and tediously long that Candle of all people gives Yang permission to wreck the TV.

I Am Chocolate!

• Silver Spoon gets annoyed at Bot because they're giving him the silent treatment, so Test Tube explains to Paintbrush that Bot is downloading a new voice (the In-Universe reasoning for the voice actor change) and Paintbrush (who also got a new voice actor that episode) says "A new voice? Lucky!"
• YinYang chugging a gallon of chocolate syrup while the others cheer them on.
  Yin: I am chocolate!
• Blueberry gets motivation from Goo and says words of encouragement to himself while maintaining his deadpan voice.
• Life-Ring and Tea Kettle spelling out "MANHATERS" with their letter blocks.

Pesty Besties

• Nickel's idea for an alliance theme song is to just scream.
• How did MePhone find the Inani-Mates? They were eating the leftover mile high pie remains that he was going to eat. Cabby then points out that the pies were from several challenges ago and rotting.
• Silver Spoon getting the ugliest Inani-Mate assigned to him. He ends up naming them "Utter Filth".
  Silver Spoon: Must have an endearing personality.
  Utter Filth: growls
• Some of the names given to the Inani-Mates are pretty funny, such as, Sprinkles, Nickel Jr, Tootsy Wootsy, and Quacky.
• Floory's interaction with his Inani-Mate:
  Floory: Now what'd be the perfect name for you?
  Tootsy Wootsy: (With dramatic music in the background) I am a cosmic being beyond your comprehension. I shall not be held down by your limiting titles, nor your competition. It should be YOU who is bowing down. FEAR ME!!!
  Floory: (Beat) I'm thinking... Tootsy Wootsy!
• Nickel telling The Floor that he'll wipe the floor with him. He said this to The Floor of all people, and he has an appropriate reaction to it:
  Nickel: It doesn't matter. I'm gonna wipe the FLOOR with you!
  (The Floor immediately leaves)
  Nickel: Eh- That Came Out Wrong.

Home is where the heart is

• The episode begins with The Fist thingy slamming the wall in frustration like a person banging their head against it because they can't hit The Floor to Indefinite Island. Later in the episode after successfully punching Paintbrush to Indefinite Island, MePhone tells them that they still got it.
• The Floor's many ways of interfering with challenges.
  • He shows up during a basketball challenge and ends up with a basketball accidentally shoved down his mouth by Bot.
  • He startles Silver Spoon and YinYang during an underwater breath holding challenge by popping up on the sea floor.
  • And finally, when MePhone tries to recreate the 1st episode for a potential challenge, Candle looks around for The Floor before jumping off the cliff onto a trampoline. But then he pops up on the trampoline. It goes as well as you'd expect.
  The Floor: Don't hit me Don't hit me NOOOO!
• At one point Silver Spoon suggests that they get onto a hot air balloon to avoid The Floor. But then it turns out that he could teleport into the hot air balloon. And it accidentally startles Silver Spoon so bad, that he falls out of the basket.
  Candle: (Beat) We never should have taught him baskets.

The Show Must Go On!

• Silver's idea for a possible challenge? Saving Candle from a shark by punching it into the stratosphere, followed by Candle hugging him and calling him her "Spoon in silver armor".
  Silver Spoon: (while blushing) IT COULD HAPPEN!
• At one point, the idea of using as many immunity items as humanly possible is suggested, with an Imagine Spot showing how it would work with items such as the 4 Forcer and the Safety Spinner, leading to this gem when the Safety Spinner is used:
  MePhone: I'm sorry everyone. Christmas... is cancelled.
• The episode created by the animation machine is full of Stylistic Suck similar to the Enanimat Ensanetay April Fools episode, with the animation resembling something made in MS Paint and... interesting moments such as Nickel having a comically deep voice and Silver's last second cameo.
  Animation Machine!Silver Spoon: I'M THE BEST ONE! (raspberry noises)

A Jury Of Your Fears

• Silver Spoon telling the jury of eliminated contestants that they were incredible, worthy competitors... while crossing his fingers behind his back.
• Cabby brings up the disastrous end of Inanimate Insanity's first season, including how Taco revealed her true colors as the deceitful, manipulative, British villain she was after losing to OJ.
  Silver Spoon: Oh, yes. An icon.
• Silver Spoon tries to begin his opening jury statement with a long speech beginning with a story about when he was born, only for MePhone to sternly tell him that he only has 15 seconds to give a speech.
  Silver Spoon: Of course! Thank you, sir. Ahem... when I was born-
  MePhone: You get FIFTEEN SECONDS!
  • After Silver's speech, Balloon tries to begin his speech the exact same way.
  Balloon: When I was born-
  MePhone: BALLOON!
• The final villain of the Big Bad Ensemble made up of returning characters? The boat from the first episode of the season, which apparently survived its crash.

Comics

• The comic "Art Class" is this in spades. Paintbrush is teaching their class to paint Salt and Pepper on a canvas. Paintbrush goes and checks on everyone's work or lack of work in some cases, but when they get to Box, they see that Box has painted Salt and Pepper perfectly! Paintbrush's reaction? "What!?!?!?"
  • The reason why Salt and Pepper are the chosen models? Paintbrush claims it is because they don't mind being stared at for hours and hours on end.
• The comic "Complaints" is quite funny as well. Paper agrees to help OJ with the Complaints Desk for the day. But, to say it doesn't go well might be a bit of an understatement. Paper listens to each and every complaint and gets more and more frustrated and snarky. When OJ returns to check up on Paper, this happens.
  OJ: Anyways how did things go for you?
  (Paper flops down head first on the desk, OJ has a hilarious-looking concerned face)
  OJ: ...Oh.
• The entire comic, "Everything's About OJ".
  • To elaborate, Fan is making a trivia page for all of the contestants on Inanimate Insanity and is doing one for OJ but denies help from OJ himself because Fan believes he knows more about OJ than OJ himself does. What do they do? They have a competition to see who knows more about OJ: OJ or Fan? The answer? Fan!
    • Yes, you read that right.
• The ending of the comic is even more hilarious as Salt then challenges Fan to the competition, leaving Fan shocked and OJ and Paper exasperated.

Inanimate Shorts

Waffling About

• Test Tube begins the episode by acting like her dorky, odd self. Building an invention that, in her own words, makes waffles "scientifically accurately".
  • When Nickel asks what the invention does, Test Tube explains that the waffles are great with syrup.
• Test Tube tries to trick Nickel into eating her waffles by saying he looks "absolutely spent". Cue Cheesy slapping his knee offscreen.
  • Test Tube even asks Cheesy offscreen if he saw what she did there.
• Test Tube tries to trick Nickel into eating her experimented waffles by saying the waffles are strawberry flavored to explain why they are red. Nickel doesn't buy it for a second.
  Test Tube: These waffles are strawberry flavored.
  Nickel: Those things are glowing, Test Tube.
  (The waffles glow and pulse a bright red).
• Test Tube growing a third arm in a Blink And Youll Miss It moment to force feed Nickel the waffles.
• Nickel is split into two different personalities: one is super sarcastic, and the other is... nothing. Why? Because being sarcastic is Nickel's entire personality.
• Trophy tries to beat Nickel in being sarcastic but fails, so what does he do? He hilariously begs Nickel to teach him "his ways" while bowing down.
  • Even funnier? Nickel tells Trophy through sarcasm that he never learns. Trophy agrees!
  Trophy: Ugh, it's true. I don't. I never learn. (Cuts to Trophy crying hilariously)
• Test Tube and Trophy come to the conclusion that to defeat "Super-Sarcastic Nickel", they have to have someone face Nickel who never reacts to anything. When Trophy asks how could anyone not react to Nickel, cue Box!
• When Nickel is put back together, Test Tube calls him buddy, to which Nickel sarcastically says "buddy" is a great term for him.
• Test Tube learns in this short that separating two chaotic beings isn't always the best idea... cue Yin-Yang scolding Test Tube for not learning her lesson from the last time it happened.
  Yang: By the way, these waffles taste terrible!
  Test Tube and Nickel: NOOOO!!!!!

Seas the Day

• Cheesy makes his puns as usual, but when he tries to slap his knee underwater, it works as well as you'd expect.
  Cheesy: (slaps his knee underwater but comically fails) What?
• The flashback shown from the above episode. It features Paper enjoying a Christmas party, but it hilariously goes downhill when Tissues sneezes and drops his gallon of water. The water thankfully misses Paper, but, unfortunately, due to being sneezed on, Soap goes overboard with panic and performs an "emergency wash" on Paper, soaking him from head to toe, while Paper comically screams and everybody watches in concern.
  • What does Pickle remember about the Christmas party? That Paper had a "rocking" bow tie on that day.
• Paper gets angry with Pickle and rips his newspaper in half and walks away... only to stop and apologize to the newspaper before continuing.
• Pickle pretending to be in trouble by a shark and scolded by Lifering may not be that funny, but one of Lifering's reasons why he is angry is downright hilarious. He left his ''grilled cheese sandwich'' behind to "save" Pickle! Cheesy is not amused.
  Lifering: I left my grilled cheese sandwich for this!
  Cheesy:(comically and understandably shocked) What?!
  • Comes back to bite Pickle later as Lifering gets revenge at the end of the episode by getting an actual shark to pop out and squash Pickle while helping Paper "swim" in his fantasy. Pickle gives a "thumbs-up" as the episode ends.
• The ending of the episode is funny as well as we hear Paper, via voice-over, rushing to the fridge and wolfing down an Apple Juice box, saying he, himself, is unstoppable... before the Apple Juice spills on himself and he gets soggy, leaving him to beg the viewers to watch more videos so as to help "save" him from his sogginess.

Fan's Fantastic Features

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Misc.

• One of the animators, WoopDooCreations, made this; an animation that's a dub of the infamous Stone football scene from the Super Mario World cartoon. And it's surprisingly funny, especially in contrast to how the events of the actual II episode it's referencing played out.
• The Anniversary T-shirt video has Tissues, Yin-Yang, and Box playing video games while talk about the new Inanimate Insanity store online. Doubles as heartwarming.
  • Yin-Yang introduces themselves, only for Yang to shut Yin up by saying everyone knows who they are, justifying it by saying the viewers loved them so much that they were eliminated!
  • Tissues sneezing while talking about the store, covering the screen with snot.
  • Yang grabbing Tissues and yelling at him to give him his "moneys", leaving Tissues to give a hilarious-looking surprised face before Yin intervenes.
  • Yang showing that he is Not So Above It All by finding the Yin-Yang sandals adorable. Doubles as heartwarming.
  • Tissues telling the audience to go the Inanimate Insanity store immediately, telling the audience that his life depends on it before backtracking and saying it doesn't..., but then adding that going to the store may help his "Condishawn".
  • The end of the video has Yang say "Thanks!" in the most raspy, hilarious way possible.

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