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THERE'S A SNAKE IN MAH BOOT!

Season 8

APE ESCAPE!

• When Caddy points out how much Sony were pushing the DualShock controller on the box.
  • DUALSHOCK!
• The Running Gag in which each time Caddy says Ape Escape, he replaces Ape and Escape with different words that sound like them.
  • At the start of the review, it's Tape Escape. By the end, it's Nate Drake's Flake's Escape.
• His rendition of the opening theme. Just all of it.
• When Caddy notices Spike's running animation "kinda looks like he's constipated", he does it in his garden himself, complete with the aforementioned theme song music rendition.
• Caddy decides to listen to the US version's dub with highlights such as US!Spectre's laugh ("HahahahaahHAR!") and the indecisive Buzz not knowing what to say to how well a plan's going and other such nonsense...then he compares all that to the PAL-exclusive British dub, ESPECIALLY UK!Buzz which causes Caddy to lose it.
• Caddy loved Ape Escape so much, it didn't just get salvaged, he sent a love letter to the creators of the game, which he puts in the post box, but gets his hand stuck in the process.

The Spleenies: SHAME TIME

• Previously on… the Ape Escape review: Caddy got his hand stuck in the postbox when he posted his love letter to the Ape Escape devs and had to have his hand cut off by a postman's emergency hand removal saw for just an occasion. Then Caddy got a very lemony reply from the Ape Escape devs and a hand regrowth pill...of course said "dev" is obviously Brutalmoose fucking with Caddy again, even regrowing his hand just to have Caddy in his debt.
• To Caddy's shock, Jake is voiced by Justin "Mr. Tumble/Jonathan Ablebody" Fletcher. But he is Caddy's "mohawk bro" so...
• Comparing Max to the deformed baby from Eraserhead.
• "Bella's Fairytale ale ale ale"
• Caddy demonstrates one of the mini-games in Bella's Fairytale ale ale ale
  Caddy: The first trial is trying to figure out how to move a giant sleeping dragon and we need to do it carefully enough that it doesn't get angry and decide to eat us.
  *cue Jake banging on a gong as loud as possible*
• Caddy demonstrating the collision effects in one of the mini-games.
  Jake: Get ready for Dot Man! *immediately bumps into a barn*
  Caddy: *laughing* I don't think anybody was ready for Dot Man there. Do we have a montage? Can we get a montage? Yeah, yeah, let's have a montage.
  (Cue the same clip playing again at different speeds)
• Brutalmoose threatens to nuke Caddy if he doesn't review the game...and then nukes him at the end anyway. "Yeah, I just nuked you anyway, I don't care."
• Caddy chooses to play as Jake for two reasons: one, because he wore a mohawk in the past (as seen in previous episodes) thus making Jake his "mohawk bro", and the second reason, as he puts it...
  Caddy: ...and I also remember his name; it's Jake.
  Cut to a picture of Jake from Ape Escape
  Caddy, now very close to the mic: WEIRDLY ENOUGH, ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS FROM THE U.S. VERSION OF APE ESCAPE.

10 SH*T BOSS BATTLES

• Games rock! Games are cool! Games are way much better than school!
  • Caddy does not condone the actions of cancelling your education because you need an education to play games in the first place you fucking idiot.

The Lion King: Simba's Shitey Adventure

• The intro.
• You Know What They Say... Hakuna Matata! ("What a wonderful phrase...")
  • Hakuna Matutti-Frutti!
  • Hakuna Matitties! (You can hear Caddy Corpsing with this one.)
  • Hakuna Mattel Electronics! (with backing vocals by "B17 BAWMBER!")
  • Hakuna Matatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatelevision!television. ("What a wonderful phra-AAAAAAAAAAH!")
• After learning the pounce move from Scar:

Caddy: Okay, that's very kind of you, Uncle Scar, but the problem with that is that you can already jump on top of enemies without needing to use the delayed pounce attack anyway, so why don't you go and eat your own arsehole?

Profion: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!

• "Simba's stuck, Simba's stuck, Simba's stuck on a wall, the fuck?"
• This exchange when Simba dies in the stampede level:
  Mufasa: As king, you must learn the delicate balance of the Circle of Life.
  Caddicarus: Mufasa himself gets disappointed with you like you're delaying his own death, and he hates his own son for how much of a failure he is for killing him late!
• Caddicarus points out the Plot Hole of Mufasa talking to Simba in the level where Simba has to save Pumbaa from Nala, despite Mufasa being killed in the previous level.
  Cadiccarus Mimicking Pumbaa: Timon, we're being contacted from beyond the grave!
  Caddicarus Mimicking Timon: Get the fuck outta here!
• Also, this exchange during the same level:
  Caddicarus: And in this dire situation, what does his best buddy Timon do?
  Timon: So, Simba, what? You stopped for coffee and danish?
  Caddicarus: Be a snarky dickhole about the whole thing! (The camera zooms in on Timon's crotch)
• This exchange in the first Simba's Pride Level:
  Mufasa: Focus, Simba!
  Caddicarus: Oh, fuck off, Mufasa! You're not even alive!
  • It is after which Caddicarus tries to slaughter it... but instead of the usual "Bang!", the gun just clicks. Caddicarus looks into the gun, realizing that he ran out of bullets.

Classic Nursery Rhymes on VHS (Part 1)

• His reaction to Humpty Dumpty's appearance, claiming that he's worse than the Kinder Surprise take on Humpty.

  Caddy: Oh, ooooh lord, he's coming. Oh, he's coming up- THERE HE IS! AHH! MY GOD!!! If you thought the Kinder Egg was scary, well, this guy's coming to get you seven days after you finish this video!

  • Of course, his reaction to the rhyme being sung's even better.
    Caddy: OK, whatever, I'm over this now, let's just enjoy it for what it is.
    Singer *In a deep, booming voice*: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall!
    Caddy: Oh no, the singing isn't helping! Oh God, quick, just fall off the bloody wall, expose your brain, die horribly and let's move on!
• "Goosey Goosey Gander" goes from zero to three hundred and ninety-four very quick as Caddy learns its a poem about a goose that catches a man going to bed without praying and proceeded to:

  Singer: Took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs!

• When Caddy gets to This is the Way the Ladies Ride, there's his reaction to how hard the baby is being bounced for the "way the farmers ride" part.

  Caddy: (accompanied by sped-up footage) AHH! NO! Stop, STOP! CALM DOWN, YOU'LL DESTROY THE INFANT!

• Simple Simon met a pieman
  Going to the fair.
  Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
  "How did you appear from fucking thin air, you evil wizard?"
• His reaction to an elderly cast member, whom he finds adorably charming.
  Caddy: Oh, look at that face; what a steal! I wanna steal him.
• His deconstruction of "The Grand Old Duke of York".
  Caddy: Actually, now we're on this subject, have you ever realized how fucking dumb this nursery rhyme is in the first place? Like I mean, "When they were up, they were up/And when they were down, they were down/And when they were only halfway up, they were neither up nor down." I mean, first of all, "down" rhymes with "down" so that's not very good, and secondly...fucking durrh, right? I mean, what else are you supposed to say? It's not like you can go, "And when they were up, they were down/And when they were down, they were left/And when they were only halfway up, they got into a spaceship and fucked off," it's like, you can't say that.
• "Little boy blue, come blow your horn. The sheep's in the meadow, why can't we watch porn?"
• Caddy's utter glee at the spider in Little Miss Muffet. "It dances along with the cheeky bassoon!"
  • He describes the spider as 'if Pingu had dreadlocks and then had half of his head torn off". Complete with accompanying visuals.
  • Then, when the spider suddenly leaps off-screen:
    Caddy: Whoa, did you just see that?! Look at him go!
    (The shot is repeated, but now the spider leaves a trail of flames behind)
    Doc Brown: EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOOOUUUR-
• The hilarious "credits" sequence for "i hate life", with an extensive Special Thanks section:
  scarfulhu: best jaw
  brutalmoose: worst face
  spacehamster: not a real hamster 2/10
  pbg: not made from peanut butter 3/10
  jordan underneath: best sad
  jimmy: too cute 20/17
  balrog: worst memes of 2016
  yungtown: more like dungtown lolol
  gillythekid: best colouring book on neck
  i hate everything: actually a nice guy wtf
  indeimaus: worst channel spelling of ever
  projared: sexiest sex of the sex
  pushinguproses: doesn't push them
  rabbidluigi: bit me and i have rabies now
  somecallmejohnny: i call him that
  completionist: completed my heart
  zurachi: music
  tennings: oneings twoings threeings
  didyouknowgaming: no i didn't
  snappingturtle: more like turtle soup
  satchbag: sung me to sleep twice
  jontron: the bon-bon's gone
  Continue?: i will in a bit (HAHAHA)
  sunder: comes from a land down under
  antdude: not an ant 6/5
  captaincryptic: sail me away from this sorrow
  halefail: RIP
  arlo: NEVER BLINKS AAAH
  haedox: most dislikes of 2016
  professorjuice: fuck off
  superollyross: fuck on
  whaddupnico: i'm okay thanks
  rerez: i'm seriously running out of ideas
  footofaferret: gross
  dave klein: kleniest dave of all time
  austineruption: BOOM
  ratedsgames: rated s for SUCKS
  lockstin: or gnoggin i have no fucking clue
  creepsmcpasta: pasta is scary okay
  tatstopvideos: still waiting for tits tats
  jradgex: no THIS is the worst spelling ever
• His horrified reaction to The Crooked Man, which leads to him being so terrified he hides behind his couch. Especially when the Crooked Man starts laughing and shaking his limbs.

  Caddy: SWEET BONKING WANK BISCUITS!

• He's clearly not a fan of "Here We Go 'Round The Mulberry Bush" citing its repetitive nature and lack of rhymes.
  Caddy: Where's the rhyme? Where's the rhyme? #Where'sTheRhyme?

Classic Nursery Rhymes on VHS (Part 2)

• Caddy's brief little summary of part 1.

  All together now!
  We bombed a farm
  We killed an egg
  We caught the plague
  He lost his arms
  We punched a face
  And Pingu died
  A goose then threw us down the stairs
  A spider danced
  We all got shot
  A king got drunk
  Exposed a pimp
  We ran away
  We drowned a cat
  And then the egg killed us.

• Caddy's version of "A Was an Apple Pie". Just... the whole thing. It's one and a half minutes of Caddy inflicting crazed antics on a pork pie (not an apple pie, because they suck), including but not limited to inspecting it with a magnifying glass, mourning for it, nodding at it, squishing it open, scattering it all over his lawn and offering a crumb from the lawn to someone who apparently wanted it.
  • There's also this exchange.
    Singer: Q: Quartered it...
    Caddy: I can't because I just opened it.
    Singer: R: Ran for it.
    * Caddy does just that*
    Singer: S: Stole it...
    * Caddy sweeps the remnants of the pie to the side of the counter*
    Singer: T: Took it...
    * the exact same clip of Caddy sweeping the pie aside repeats*
    Caddy (in-tune): That's the same thing.
  • Not to mention the finale...
    Singers: X, Y, Z and ampersand...
    Caddy: This / isn't / a letter / you TWATS.
• Caddy goes over Oranges and Lemons and how it suddenly takes a turn for the darker at its ending.

  Singers: Here comes a candle to light you to bed / and here comes the chopper to chop off your head. CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!
  Creepy Voice: The last man's dead... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  * cut to Caddy's shocked face, where he then goes into a field*
  Caddy (a fair distance away from the camera): WHAT?!

• When it gets to "Bingo" he points out the Special Effects Failure of the doghouse jittering around as the letters "B-I-N-G-O" appear on it. "B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O and Bingo's house was green-screened!"

  Caddy: Ugh, God, look at these cuts! Ugly! Ugly!
  Dr. J.S. Steinman: UGLY! UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

• When it gets to "Polly, Put the Kettle On", he doesn't talk about the rhyme as much as he gives us this exchange between one of the puppets and a stylist.

  Female puppet: Hello, Stylist?
  Stylist: Yes, Madame?
  Female puppet: Remember when I asked you to curl my eyelashes and tint them a little bit?
  Stylist: Yes, is there something wrong?
  Female puppet: YOU GLUED EAGLE WINGS ONTO MY EYES YOU BASTARD!

Pippa Peg

• The opening...
  [through snores] I am sleeping ... I am sleeping ... I am sleep- IAMNOTSLEEPINGANYMORE.
  [runs through the house to the Peppa Pig theme]
  [singing] Peeeeeeppa's Ribs! [a set of pork ribs fall onto a chopping board] [snorting noise]
  [smash cut to intro theme]
• Caddy compares the shape of Peppa's always-in-profile head to a hairdryer, a dildo and a whistle. The humour also comes from the subversion of Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick where the "Squick" article is listed before one of the ordinary ones.
• He gets Phoebe in for a skit too.
  Caddy in an odd voice: HEY PHOEBE, DO YOU WANT SOME GENUINE PEPPA PIG FLESH? (tosses down a Peppa Pig jelly onto the table, Phoebe begins eating a tiny bit of it)
  Caddy: DOES IT TASTE NICE? YOU LIKE EATING PEPPA'S INSIDES?
  Phoebe: Not really.
  Caddy in normal voice: Oh.
• This gem, in reference to the camper van the family uses in the camping episode, which can turn into a boat for no adequately explored reason:
  Caddy: Oh, and by the way, this is the car of the future.
  (camera zooms in on the van-boat's flag, which has a Jolly Roger on it)
  Caddy: Go and pillage.
• Caddy attempts to mess with the intro sequence.
  Caddy: Let's hear what they'd sound like with farts and human screams of torment.
  Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig! (fart) This is my little brother George (farts), this is Mummy Pig.
  Mummy: AAAAAAGH!
  Peppa: And this is Daddy Pig.
  Daddy: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH!
  Caddy: No? Okay, how about real pig noises, then?
  Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig! (pig squeal) This is my little brother George (pig snorts), this is Mummy Pig (pig squeal), and this is Daddy Pig. (loud boar roaring)
  Caddy: Oh God no.
• "I also don't know if you noticed this before, but since Peppa's parents are actually called Mummy and Daddy Pig, those are their names as characters. That means when they were conceiving George and Peppa, they were fucking each other and saying "Oh, Mummy! Oh, Mummy!" and "Oh, Daddy! Oh, Daddy!" and that is just the WORST FUCKING THING!
• The small splosh. Specifically, Daddy Pig is about to dive into a swimming pool with Peppa warning him not to splash everyone. He hits the water...and there's only a tiny splosh. It got Caddy to laugh, and he loathes the show.
• ...And the ending, in which Caddy, wrapped up in multiple blankets with Peppa Pig designs, declares himself the 'Bacon Wizard', and cooks up a dish of several pieces of Peppa Pig merchandise, along with several pieces of the ribs from the intro, in a skillet, then proceeds to make a 'sausage' by shoving the result into a condom. This sequence lasts for a full four minutes.
  Thank you for joining me today, that is how you make proper organic free-range Peppa Pig sausages, [runs a finger up the side of the 'sausage'] ribbed for their pleasure. [corpses a fraction of a second before a smash cut to black]
  • In the review for the Peppa Pig game, it's revealed that the Peppa Pig Condom Sausage ended up killing the bacon wizard.

The Simpsons Wrestling

• As Caddy prepares to do his next video after the previous one, he discovers that a narrator is narrating everything he does (no matter how obvious it is) and whimsical music is playing in the background. Caddy realizes that he has contracted the dreaded Peppatitis.
• *deep breath* "THIS GAME WAS MADE IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND ONE THE YEAR OF MAX PAYNE HALO PAPER MARIO DEVIL MAY CRY KLONOA TWO CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY CLIVE BARKER'S UNDYING ICO SILENT HILL TWO PRO SKATER THREE MUNCH'S ODDYSEE METAL GEAR SOLID TWO LUIGI'S MANSION SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE Pikmin JAK AND DAXTER AND LEGO RACERS TWO... oh..."
• While Caddy admits that Wrestling's story is better than that of Skateboarding, it's still firmly on the low end of the Good Story Scale, right in between The Time I Went To The Shops And Fell Over and Metal Gear Solid V (With Snow White And The Seven Clever Boys on the highest end).
• GAMEPLAY
  • The second time this joke happens, the inflatable Portal turret suddenly appears, prompting Caddy to smack it away while it screams.
• Caddy describes the game as "one of the worst fucking worst individual addon interactive pieces of media for an electronic entertainment machine".
• The return of Story Time with Daddy Caddy.

Toy Story Racer

• Caddy literally driving off of his sofa at the beginning of the video.
• Much like he did with The Simpsons Wrestling, he puts the Toy Story disk in a PC to look at its files and discovers files named "POTHEAD". He mistakes them for describing Andy at first, until he realizes that these are files for Mr. Potato Head, to his amusement.

Sabrina the Teenage B*TCH: A B*TCH In Time

• "There he is, folks."
• Caddy mocking Salem's advice like "Don't play with baby mammoths-ss" and "Get more gems-ss".
  Caddy: But don't worry, Salem, that was already in my plans-ss.

Assassin's Creed II

• Caddy describes Ezio's sprinting animation as "like a three-year-old that stole a cookie jar and then shat his pants".
• The various corruptions of Ezio's name that Caddy comes up with. It starts out with him getting the name right, before calling him "Ezio Audi-Quattro da Spaghetti", before moving on to "Ezio Au-Dettol da Ferrero Rocher". He even refers to Uncle Mario as "Uncle Mario Audijumpman da Mushroom Kingdom".
  Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
  Caddy: (superimposing the other Mario's face over Mario's) Yes, you just saw that, fucking seriously.
• MUFFER

10 TRAUMATIC KIDS TV MOMENTS

• Caddy spending a decent amount of the video being fully aware of how embarrassing this video will be.
  Caddy (after talking about a scene from Teletubbies) And at this point, I would happily change the channel. If I was lucky, Funnybones would be on! (beat) I told you this video would be embarrassing, didn't I?
• After watching the voice trumpet slowly rise from the ground:
  Caddy (beat) Muuuuuuuum?!
• Caddy's interpretation of the Funnybones intro.
  Moon Man (voiced by Caddy in a gruff, deep voice) So kids, if you wait until the dead of the night and go into a dark empty house and downstairs into the dank dirty basement full of spiders, you'll find a family of dead rotting corpses walking around waiting for you!
• "Funnybones? This isn't funny. More like... Shit-your-pantsbones."
• "Hey, look, it's the Muppets!" (clip of sped up Miss Piggy having a fit with the sound of a man screaming overlayed)
• Caddy's casual Michael Caine impression.
  Caddy: My name is Michael Caine, and I'm in a kid's film with a screaming door, a dying baby frog, and Death himself taking me into Hell.
  [Beat, then shot of Scrooge in tears]
  Caddy: Wut 'av oi dun?
• When concerning the "Edible Paperclips" segment from "Muppet Labs":
  (Beaker's nose pops off)
  Caddy: CHRIST ON A BIKE!
• When discussing the episode "Make a Wish", we are greeted with the representative entry on the list: "Speter Sparker Spider"^note a spider with Peter Parker's head on it. Cue Caddy's "WTF?" face and crazy record scratching.
  • Caddy's proof that Peter Parker's normal head on a spider's body is fucked up? Bloodborne did something similar.
  • At the end of the segment, Six-Armed Peter is presented with "DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" music and the flashing caption "ACTUALLY THIS MIGHT BE WORSE".
• When starting to talk about Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons, the words "kickass secret agent puppet show" prompts a (monochrome) shot of Captain Scarlet looking drunk and falling off of the roof structure of a rather badly designed carpark building with Caddy pleading "For the love of God, please stay with me."
  • Caddy mentions that he was able to see the show when it first aired as a kid because "[he's] actually an extremely sexy undercover 70-year old".
    Caddy: (as he checks himself out in the mirror) Do not ask me about my formulated skin cream, because I'm not telling you shit.
  • After describing in detail the photorealistic end credits of Captain Scarlet in various forms of surprisingly inescapeable peril and how he imagined being in those situations, Caddy abruptly declares, "I NEED COUNSELING."
  • A bit of Harsher in Hindsight Black Comedy? Caddy mentions that he knew Captain Scarlet would be alright since he was indestructible. If you know anything about the show, you'd know that he can still feel pain.
• After Caddy takes some medication^note specifically, throwing a bottles worth of pills into his open mouth over seeing this particular X-cite mint commercial^note where a snarling dog suddenly climbs out of a person's mouth, he mentions to Pingu about feeling "sticky", and suggesting that he take some as well. Cue the walrus from "Pingu's Dream".
• After having built up the number one pick a bit, even mentioning that it caused him to run out of the room as a kid, Caddy intros it thusly:
  Caddy: ...has anyone in the audience heard of Worzel Gummidge?
  • This then leads into Caddy going on a protracted rant about the episode in question that terrified him, "The Return of Dafthead". Not only does Dafthead revealing himself to the kids causes him to scream loud enough that he peaks the microphone, but when talking about Dafthead managing to (temporarily) kill Worzel by decapitating him, Caddy compares the expression Dafthead makes after the fact to "a pitbull chewing on a wasp".

Rugrats: Search for Reptar

• Caddy continues his trend of referring to Angelica as "Fanny".
• Caddy is torn on the game. While he finds it fun and a great representation of the show, the controls and camera are, as he describes it, "fucking wank". While he does enjoy the game, he's not sure if he should salvage it. What's the one thing that made him make up his mind? Reptar dancing with a top hat and cane in the final level. Salvaged!
• Caddy briefly talks about how young kids and games usually ends in "total cocking disaster", showing a bunch of games targeted at said demographic. In there, however, one can see a game with a huge-breasted woman in a bikini on the box, complete with it advertising "bouncin' boobs technology". ^explanationViewers of Brutalmoose might recognise it as Lula 3D, a game that is decidedly not for kids.
• While racing against Angelica (Fanny), Caddy has Tommy jump off at the top of the stairs, proclaiming that "Tommy would rather die than let Fanny win".
  Caddy (as Tommy): COOKIES!!!!!
• Caddy walking like Stu does in one of the cutscene animations.

WHAT THE F*** IS THIS GAME?!

• Caddy's version of the [1] theme.
• The titular line, which is shouted with increasing distortion as the review goes on.
• Caddy is so genuinely bored and low on material to talk about that he finds the box art, registration card, and his personal credit score more interesting to talk about.
  Caddicarus: (standing with his head out of the camera's view) Can you see how insufferably boring this game is?! It's making personal banking interesting! PERSONAL! BANKING!
• "Why am I stuck on the wall? Why am I stuck on the wall? Why am I stuck on the wall? Why am I stuckfnfgbfmgbfgf...."
• "Piss panting buggery tits! I swear this game was made by the fucking Slitheen."
• 'I can't work today, my shoes are too tight!'
• The completely random rendition of "One Potato, Two Potato" following a rage moment. It must be seen to be believed.
• The intro with Legion and Jack The Ripper starts out alright but then...
  • Legion mentions souls of great power that might benefit Jack. Certain...dark souls as he puts it. Cue C&D letter to FromSoftware.
  By the order of Vin Diesel Morpheus and the ever present cult of the Skull Violaters, I hereby declare that YOU FUCKING COPIED OUR INCREDIBLE GAME KNOWN AS SHADOW MAN (OR IT COULD EVEN BE SHADOWMAN BUT NOT EVEN OUR OWN CHARACTERS KNOW). Take your game and stick it in your Deadside.
  For we are many.
  Amen to that.
  • Legion needs Jack and other historical mass murderers to construct a Dark Engine, powered by souls of equal hue.
  • Jack decides that if he's to join Legion in his evil mission, then in his own words, "I must die!" This rather abrupt and hilarious suicide is what gets to poor Caddy.
  Legion: It is prophecy, for we are many.
  Jack the Ripper: For we are many! (stabs himself and dies, choking)
  Caddy: AHAHA, well he didn't take any convincing at all. Hey, Jack!
  Jack: What is it?
  Caddy: I ran out of milk last night and I'm really feeling like a bowl of Coco Pops, do you mind just popping over to the shops and getting me some, please?
  Jack: I must die!
  Caddy:...well no don't do that.
  Jack: (does that)
  Caddy: (rings the police) Hello, police? [...] Yeah, he's fucking done it again!
  Jack: (chokes and sputters)
  • And finally, Legion's reaction to said comical suicide scene...or rather, the quirky sitcom music Caddy adds right after:
  Legion: Amen to that.

Spider Man

• Caddy's rendition of "Wish You Were Here" at the beginning.
• The game has narration by the unforgettable Smilin' Stan Lee. Even Caddy's heart was melted. "I want Stan Lee to be my grampy!"
• Peter's odd squeak at one polint:
  Spider-Man: (indecipherable squeak) That does it!
  Caddy: I'm sorry what?
  Spider-Man: (indecipherable squeak) That does it!
  Caddy: Gotta save Mary Jane and shit

10 SH*T BEGINNINGS IN GAMES

• Caddy puts both "Jigsaw" and "Alfred and the Fettuc" from Action 52 on the list... because they both crash the second you try to start them up.
  Caddy: ...if that's not a bad beginning, I don't know what is- YOU HAD TO PAY $200 DOLLARS FOR THIS-
• In terms of sheer audacity, the entire pre-Help! portion of "The Beatles: Rock Band" is on this list, purely because Caddy hates that era of the Beatles.
• Caddy preludes the last entry on the list by mentioning it is going to piss people off... before cutting to him crouching behind his couch declaring "BUT YOU KNOW, FUCK IT, WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE?!" with a smile on his face.
  (cue Caddy's subscription count creeping to frame)
  Caddy: (still smiling; proceeds to duck behind the couch out of shot) I'm so sorry-
  • The irony here is that said entry was Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts II... which is seen by even the games' fans as being shit.
    Junogray1: I was under the impression that most people did not like KH2's opening

Crash Bandicoot: THE WRATH OF CORTEX

• Caddy pointing out how Aku-Aku doesn't sound as horrified when he sees that Uka-Uka has freed the Elementals as much as he sounds like a concerned mother.
  Aku-Aku: Uka-Uka-
  Caddicarus: -Did you forget to tidy your room?
• "m-m-m-m-m-MEH."
• "Now enough pickles and pimples, and let's kick off." *cue Caddy kicking a fence*
• "Stage 3 then has you rolling around in a big ball-JESUS AM I PLAYING CRASH BANDICOOT OR FUCKING ACTION 52?!!"
• Caddy playing the Skyrim theme as the dragon chases Crash in Wizards & Lizards.
• The Running Gag of Caddy asking Wa-Wa about what he thinks of the game up to that point, with the latter responding with Full Metal Jacket quotes.
  Caddicarus: Well, I don't know, what do you think, Wa-Wa?
  Wa-Wa *as Gunny Hartman*: I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!
• Caddy is briefly bowled over by how quick the load times are in this game considering it was infamous among other gamers for basically being the proto-Sonic 06 of Loads and Loads of Loading, which even Caddy remembers from his youth. ^explanationHe likely has a later release of the game which fixes this issue.
• Apart from pointing out how Crunch is voiced by the guy who voices Gantu, he has this to say when Crunch threatens to wrap his fingers around Crash's "puny orange neck."
  Caddy: Umm..."puny orange neck?" Dude, have you even seen Crash? He's fuckin' hench. He's so hench that he hasn't even got a neck, he's just one big face with arms.

Season 9

Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy (ft. SomecallmeJohnny)

• The opening has Caddy sleeping, then the "#CustomCrash Crash" exclaims that he's back. Cue Caddy saying "CRASH IS BACK." over and over again, with a few gibberish here and there and some slipped in mutterings about Crash Bash, Crash Boom Bang and Taxi Driver until he reaches a hotel in America and is given the hand by an irritated SomecallmeJohnny.
  SomecallmeJohnny: Shut the everlasting fuck up.
• "Fuck this rubber nipple"
• Caddy's editing makes it clear that Johnny's way of doing things don't need all that much to feel like a Caddicarus video, particularly by exaggerating Johnny's brief lapses of frustration or anger with his usual editing skills. It shines through particularly with Johnny's rant about Cold Hard Crash.
  Caddicarus: Okay, yeah, but now they have the box tally so that hidden box in the bonus stage isn't a problem anymore...!
  Johnny: I DON'T FUCKING CARE
• Caddy requesting Johnny to turn on Censored Mode, only to temporarily break it with a Cluster Bleep-Bomb rant about the new jetski mechanics on Hot Coco.
• Coco on the monkey bars with three Aku-Aku's, with Rugrats: Search for Reptar music to boot.
• With how the remakes change physics around making segments like the Hot Coco level a pain in the fundament to beat, Caddy notes that the remake's title of "N. Sane" is very apt as it drove him..."LOOPY"
• Johnny and Caddy reminisce about all the fun times Crash has given them, even dropping some of the old Caddy nicknames for the marsupial:
  Caddy: Brash Candicoot.
  Johnny: Cash Banooca...
  Caddy:.....Brash Dandycun-
  Johnny: Why do you have to ruin everything?
• Every time Caddy begs Johnny for a Crash Dance-off. Johnny eventually caves in after Caddy tries to suffocate him with a pillow case.

LocoRoco

• A Freeze-Frame Bonus reveals that Caddy is somehow playing using a Nintendo 64 controller of all things.
• His interpretation of the game's lyrics are just as hilarious as his interpretation of Vib Ribbon's lyrics
  "We can't afford this bedroom".
  "Just making a condom, dude"
• "Yup, porn! Pornos! PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT."

Crash Bandicoot.....on GAMEBOY ADVANCE?!

• Seeing the XS in the European title for Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure and claiming it's a rhyhm game called Crash Bandicoot Xylophone/Saxophone. Cue Crash battering said xylophone and parping on said saxophone.
• Caddicarus claims that he can make better dialogue for the intro of the game as he voice-acting it himself. Hilarity Ensues.
  Uka-Uka: Cortex, you have failed me for the final time. If you can't help me conquer the planet, then I'll inflict a thousand-year of suffering upon you!
  Cortex: But great Uka-Uka, it wasn't me, it was the infernal... bandicoot!
  Uka-Uka: Enough excuses, you pathetic creature!
  Cortex: But, the... bandicoot.
  Uka-Uka: Get me the gems and the crystals, but this time no excuses!
  Cortex: ............BANDICOOT!
  Caddy: Okay, maybe not.
  • Now in animated form.
• Having yet another run in with a horrifyinglooking polar bear causes Caddy to freak the everloving fuck out.
  Allowing for- AAAAH WHAT IS IT WITH CRASH AND NIGHTMARE BEARS?! This (bear from Crash 2,) this (bear from XS's chase level,) this (Crash 2 bear now in HD from the N-Sane Trilogy) and now THIS?! SHOOT IT!! BURN IT!! HANG ITS HEAD ON A WALL! [...] PETA WILL BE INVITED TO THE BARBECUE!

Toy Story F*CKING 2

• The intro sees Caddy recreate the "You are a child's plaything!" bit from the first movie in response to a Youtube commentator with Captain America as his icon (one Thomas Wiczulis) asking him to "please make a video on Toy Story 2 for the PS1".
  • On that note, would you care to know what the highest rated comment on the video is?
    Thomas Wiczulis: Thank you for making a video on Toy Story 2 for the PS1.
  • There's also Rosie, using a Buzz Lightyear toy to re-enact Buzz's comeback.
    Rosie: You are one sad strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell. *makes the toy flip the bird*
• Caddy points out how everyone requesting this game keep getting the name wrong. It's not "Toy Story 2". It's "Toy Story Fucking 2".
• "The thing about TS2 on PS1 is that it's RGF. ...Really good fucking."
• Buzz crashing into the ceiling when trying to take off.
  Buzz: To infinity, and bey- *BANG*
• "And to be honest, this is closer to Dark Souls than anything the N. Sane trilogy fucking is."
• The video briefly becomes derailed when Caddy becomes confused how Al's bathroom (which was filled up with water prior) suddenly stopped being flooded when he entered a vent. He accuses Hamm.
  Caddy: (after stomping on a switch to flood the bathroom) DROWN HIM!
• Caddy goes off on Hamm after hearing "Need some coins here, Buzz!" one too many times.
  Caddy: FUCKING HELL HAMM! IF YOU NEED MONEY THAT BADLY, WHY DON'T YOU COME GET ME YOURSELF, YOU FAT, GREEDY, PIGGY-SLOT FUCKER?!
• Caddy finds the fact that the Andy's House level has the name that it does rather funny.
  Caddy: It's his house? Is he paying the mortgage? Dosen't sound like a wise idea to me if you run around like this all the time.
  * cut to Andy, running around on his toy horse*

Pappy Rappy 2

• "In face you could even say that (Parappa the Rapper 1) is...the...DARK SOULS OF MUSIC GAMES!!!
• "We find out all the burgers have turned into noodles, because of course they have..."
• Caddy's take on "Beard Burgers" is both this and gross as all hell. It features Cerys taking a bite out of a bun that is sandwiching Caddy's beard while skeevy music plays.
• Parappa and Colonel Noodle lip-syncing to "Chop Suey"

Pinocchio by PHOENIX GAMES!!

• Greetings and salutations my beautiful pe-PHOENIXGAMESAREBACKANDIWANNADIE!!!
• "This is a PS2 game. Officially licensed by Sony. People looked at this and said...yes, this is fine!"
• "Okay, girls and boeeyyyyyyyyys!"
• "No, don't go, Ceryyyyyyyyyyyysssss..."
• Caddy noting the bizarre inflections of the narrator lengthening several words.
  Caddy: "What is it with this guuuuy and making every other woooooooord extra-loooooooo-" *corpses*
• The Blue Fairy's terrible voice acting, caused by being played by a man trying to do a legitimate elegant female voice.
• The unfortunate framing of the puppet-master's introduction, because he is drawn with either a bulging crotch or a sagging diaper, and this is what the camera first shows us as the narrator describes him as 'huge and fierce'.
• Caddy's frustration at the game's ending, which condenses the entire Pleasure Island, Monstro, escape from Monstro and becoming-a-real-boy subplots into a one minute song. He notes that this is too short for him to pick apart and analyze as he had been doing previously.
• Caddy's reaction to Pinocchio getting mugged by three nasty criminals.
  Caddy: THERE'S ONLY TWO!!

Disney's TARZUN

• "Once upon a time, Walt Disney Animation Studios released Snow White and changed the world of cinema forever, and then they got better. THEN they made a few that nobody ever bloody talks about, and then they went back to the classics... briefly, before they lost all of their money on a box office flop^note Sleeping Beauty and then started going a bit eeeeeeehhh, and then great! And then eeeeeeehhh, and then the best^note The Great Mouse Detective! And then some other ones happened ^note which include The Little Mermaid, whichis one of Disney's best movies and what most people claim to be the beginning of the Disney Renaissance!, and then behold the Disney Renaissance. Yes, it was so big and important that it was as important as our own planet Earth Renaissance! And this included timeless classics, such as Al-uh-Din, Her-cules, Mullen, and Tarzun. ...Then they made a Tarzun game on the Play-stat-ee-uhn and that's the history of Disney Ani-mat-ee-uhn."
• After seeing that the first level is called "Welcome To The Jungle":
  🎵Welcome to the jungle, we've got berry-throwing🎵
• "Or you can always... throw berries. T-Throw berries. At the big, burly pirate men. Oh, look. It actually works. Well, fan-tabby-fucking-tooby."
• "STAB HIM IN THE DICK, TARZAN! HEHEHEHEHEHE! RIGHT IN THE DICK!"
• Caddy's amusement at the knife-wielding enemy whose animation programming makes him scratch his head in confusion every time Tarzan slashes him.
  Caddy: I really love this guy though, because while I'm busy killing him he just doesn't understand what's going on or what to do.
  Caddy (as henchman): Durr, I've forgotten if I have a kniff...
• Caddy questioning why the animals in the final level don't hurt Clayton, but attack Tarzan:
  "Yeah, that would be fair and make sense, because he's the only one trying to murder all the fucking animals, but nah, Tarzan needs more shit on his plate while he's saving the jungle, let's nibble on his nips instead!"

Bugs Bunny: Lost in Tiiiiime

• "B... h... e... i... vagina Interactive"
• Caddy saying the game's name to the tune of the menu theme.
• Caddy starts saying how he loves Bugs' snarky laughter before its repetition gets him mad.
  "Alright, Bunny. Christ. Don't milk it, it's not that funny. (laughs) Miluk. Anyway, one of the best things- (Bugs laughs again) OH JESUS YOU PICKED UP A CLOCK, IT ISN'T FUNNY."

RIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEER

• The Call-Back to the cars in WipEout making a comical "donk" sound when hitting a wall, especially compared to Ridge Racer's cars making a more effective "BCCH" sound.

DOOM

• Caddy tries to show off his love of First-Person Shooter games. Except he has a hard time naming any past BioShock and Far Cry (and Fallout but it doesn't count because the series started as an isometric view RPG). Apparently Jumping Flash! is one of the most iconic FPS games ever made.
• Caddy has a nice time listing many famous video game tracks culminating in him using the Playstation's startup ambience as background music to him pouring himself a glass of Pepsi Max using a Playstation logo-emblazoned glass and then firing up "At Doom's Gate", Doom's most iconic music track... only to find out early on that Aubrey Hodges's more horror-based ambient music takes its place instead. The result? Caddy turning time backward, playing the Playstation startup jingle backward, sucking the Pepsi Max out of the glass back into the bottle, flipping the Playstation logo the double bird.
  Caddy: YeahwelltoughshitbecausethisisUtlimteDoomonthePS1andthemusicsoundslikethis GETUSEDTOITYOUFUCKHEADS
• Caddy decides to look up the story of Doom.
  Caddy: Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself here, what's the story of this game, exactly?
  Doom: YA KILL SHIT
  Caddy: Nono, we aren't quite there yet, we're at the story, that's the gameplay, c'mon, what's the story of Doom?
  Doom: YA KILL SHIT
  Caddy: .....oh.
• Caddy selecting a difficulty level and obviously not going for "I Am A Wimp" (What PC players would call "I'm Too Young To Die" mode) and then highlighting...
  Caddy: Ultra Violence? Well yeah I can't do that one today, no. You caught me at a bad time. I have a cold, achoo.
• MEEEAAAT!
• Caddy getting spooked by one of the Pinky Demons is one thing, but when he recharacterizes that Pinky as his old nemesis?
  Caddy: OoohAAAH, the FUCK is that thing?!?
  Pinky: Peeeeeeppa Pig! *snort*

Abe's Exoddus

• The intro consists of Caddy whining about how much life sucks, and saying that life is shit and that nothing will make him think otherwise. Cue Lorne Lanning giving him a Shout-Out and stating he owes him two dinners ^note The reason being that Caddy showed Lorne his hand tattoo, which Lorne didn't believe at first. He promised to give him a great dinner if it was actually real. Then he found out there were two, so he owes him two great dinners.. This makes Caddy take back everything he said beforehand and state that life is fucking awesome.
• Caddy shitting his pants when he sees the Mudokons with their eyes sewn shut. Thrice.
• Since it's one of his all-time favorite games, he lets it fuck his shelf. As well as the doofy face he makes afterwards.
  Caddy: What am I even doing with my life?

SHAT 2

Condemned: CRIMINAL HAGGIS

• Caddy misreads one of the fake soda brands, Diet Squish, as Dick Squish. Cut to Caddy drinking a glass of milk.
  Caddy: Dick Squish. It's free, and you never run out of it.
  IT'S NOT SALTY. WE SWEAR.

Sonic Heroes

• Caddy managing to show up no less than Johnny Gioeli, lead singer of Crush 40. Which game was "Sonic Heroes" the song from? Johnny can't remember (even funnier considering Caddy was mangling it a moment ago, and that summoned Johnny since he hears without fail when someone mangles any song he and his boys have done.) So Caddy decides to play a clip of that infamous Sonic 25th anniversary stream with an audience member mangling the chorus (before then begging Johnny to come back.) Might also count as an Awesome Moment for Caddy and Sonic fans since, well, he got the frontman of Crush 40 to guest star!
  Johnny Gioeli: Where's that ''damn'' FOURTH Chaos Emerald?
• Caddy apparently was an evil little kid because even when Rosie got the game for her birthday, Caddy still hogged save slot #1. He poured even more hours into it than Rosie and it was her own game to boot! And, as he puts it, "#NotSorry #GetFucked"
• While Caddy's watching the intro:
  Sonic: Time to crack that Eggman wide open!
  Caddy: Am I the only one that thinks that sounds like Sonic wants to fuck Eggman?
  • And right before it...
  Sonic: Yo, Tails! Long time no see!
  Caddy: What? Long time no see? Sonic, are you totally deranged? You see each other all the fucking time! You're practically his FATHER! (to emphasize his point, cue montage of Sonic title screens showing Sonic very much with Tails.)
• Caddy cleaning Knuckles' mouth for saying "shit". As in literally washing a photo of Knuckles over his sink.
  Caddy: He's so vulgar you might as well call him Fuckles.
• Turns out the game had a tutorial that Caddy never checked out for one reason. One very loud, Omochao-shaped reason.
  Caddy: Whoever decided this voice was good enough to teach you how to play the game needs to be sectioned.
• Caddy decides to stick with Team Sonic. Why?
  • Team Dark has Shadow who, well, speaks for himself and E-123 Omega's not even bothering to look at Caddy so if he doesn't care, Caddy won't.
  • Team Chaotix's stages are all mission based involving scouring stages for various stuff and, well, no thank you says Caddy to put it politely. Also, Charmy's eyes make him feel a bit sick.
  • Team Rose is home to Big The Cat and-
  Big the Cat: Froggy!
  Caddy: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
• When Team Chaotix encounter Eggman...
  Espio: That's the evil genius, Dr. Eggman!
  Charmy: Doctor Who? (cue Doctor Who theme and ol' Egghead going through a time wormhole)
• The graphics are fairly good up til one shot of Eggman where his mouth isn't working right and his teeth have the here gritted out of them.
  Dr. Eggman: This isn't the EEENNNNNND!
  Caddy, also with his mouth open, unmoving and grinning very toothily: Well that's good otherwise it'd be a very short GAAAAMMMMMME!
• "Why don't we try going up there?"
  Caddy: TAILS SHUT UP OR I SWEAR TO CHRIST I'LL RIP YOUR TAILS OFF AND HANG YOU FROM THEM!
• "They're pulling out all the tricks!"
• Apparently Knuckles thinks an E Rank is "just enough to pass." For those not in the know, E is the game's lowest rank, and...
  Caddy: Right I don't know what school you went to, Knuckles, but an E where I come from is a fat old "See me after class." Its a fail. You get an E for being...Extremely Bad At Grading.
• After dealing the game's frankly terrible Special Stages, Caddy decides he'd rather play with his dog. Cue Caddy....playing with Stan. Its actually kinda cute once they get going.
  Caddy: Where's toy? This toy! I got yer toy! (Stan remains unmoving) PLAY WITH THE FUCKING TOY!
• Caddy gives one last thanks to Johnny Gioeli for showing up...but has trouble spelling his last name so Caddy goes for putting up a picture of him with "thnx 2 johnny the hedgehog" in Comic Sans written on it.

Reviewing My Old Comics

• The fact that Caddy used to idolize, out of all things, a bleach and toilet cleaner mascot, to the point he themed his gamer tags about it, pasted adverts featuring the character on his wall as posters, and made two whole comics that were only slightly less promotional than outright advertising about him when he was 13!
• "Mom, did you drop me on the head when I was born?"
• "But it tryed, and tryed, but Toilet Duck ran out d'oh no."
• "And even worse, there was no money for more!" (Beat) "OINK!"
• Gurgle
• As some comments pointed out, Caddy more or less predicted the plot of Megamind, since the first comic focuses on villains who managed to defeat every superhero, so they created their own because Victory Is Boring.
• "Okay, what other 13-year olds were making Shakespeare references in comics about sentient poo and wee coming together to create a superhero? None, I think you find I was the only one, thank you very much." *throws the comic on the floor and walks away*
• "And somehow... this means everyone escaped. YAY!" [Camera zooms in on a child character with a weird case of Polydactyly] "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAND?!"
• In the comics, the villains added the "indestructibility, strength and speed" of a rubber duck into their superhero. This is followed by Caddy poking a giant rubber duck...
  "Don't blink, you might miss it."
• HOLY QUACK!
• Caddy pointing out the Unfortunate Character Design of The Urinator.
  *in a deep, growling, sinister voice* NOW WITH ADDED SHOULDER PENIS... AND... UM... POO TITS?
• Caddy sarcastically comparing the first comic book to The Bible and the second one to The New Testament.

Croc 2: The Flawed Strikes Back

• Caddy tries to replicate the opening to the first Croc review, only to stop because it's winter and he's cold.
• Flawed...ish.

Dee Hord Trilogy

• Even though the game in question (Die Hard Trilogy) is violent as all heck and was rated 18+ by the now defunct ELSPA, apparently dropping the famous John McClane f-bomb was very much frowned upon, much to Caddy's amusement. The game simply stops at "Yippie ki-yay!" Also, this bit from the ever-adorable Amy:
  Amy: Yippie ki-yay, muddy phillip!
• The game offers soundbytes from soundalikes of the movie's actors on the main menu relating to what film is being highlighted. Not that the soundbytes are the original actors of the film but hey. Notably tho when Caddy highlights the third film (which plays a clip of Simon Gruber saying "You surprise me again, McClane,") he adds onto said soundbyte by adding a picture of Scar.
• The game's high score tables show Caddy got a respectable score and top ranked the board (signing off as "CADDYSZI" since he wanted to go by "CADDYS ZITS" but the darn namespace issues got in the way) for the first game...which doesn't mean much when the scores below him plain suck, especially you, DENNIS.
• The way the game handles Hans Gruber's famous deadpan "Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho." line...by having John say it out of order. Caddy be not pleased.
• McClane's death animation in the first game is just so Off-Model its amazing, the way he flexes his back muscles as he falls. So Caddy gives it a try.
• Caddy decides to quit..and sees the confirmation menu has the standard Yes, No and the very much non-standard Not Really Sure option. Caddy picks that and is offered a choice between Think about it, Ask a friend and Try again. Caddy decides to ask a friend and...
  Game: GET A LIFE.
  Caddy: OH FUCK YOU THEN.
• The soundalike the game has for Zeus Carver in the Die Hard with a Vengeance portion of the game sounding nothing like Samuel L. Jackson as well.
• Caddy completely loses it over the very fact that there was a Die Hard Trilogy 2 video game (before the 2000s even!) and jokingly wondering if it contains Die Hard 4, 5 and McClane Can't Pull The Trigger Anymore Because Of His Chronic Arthritis. ^explanationits a bunch of original stories set in Las Vegas if you wanna know

Silent Hill

• Caddy has a fun time ripping apart IGN's straight up wrong plot summary involving Harry Mason looking for a "missing sister" (he doesn't have a sister by the way, he has an adopted daughter) in a spooky house (this mistake straight up making no sense.)
• Caddy also takes a shot at the US version's slap-dash boxart (an image of Harry Mason's face in negative with a house, a creepy girl and generic blood-red title text) compared to the surprisingly striking one that Europe received, which featured what might be Alessa in a scratchy and browner art style with darker colours.
• "It's my favorite superhero of all time, Super Tuesday!" *cue the word "Tuesday" flying across the sky, written in comic sans with badly-drawn cape while Caddy sings in the background*
• Caddy used to call certain monsters in the game "Nobmunchers", because it looks like they are munching on Harry's penis. While this would make in-context sense in other games that are basically mental journeys examining their protagonists' fractured psyches, the first game is just Harry, a regular, stable man looking for his daughter so they're just monsters munching on his nob for no apparent reason.
• After spending the whole video praising the game's scariness, graphics and soundtrack... Caddy claims that he salvaged the game because of the Narm-y and abrupt bad ending and then he claims that it's basically a Christmas game.
• The game's odd dialogue and narmy voice acting including Harry asking an unmoving Cheryl where she's going, repeatedly asking who and what "that" thing was and of course this bit with him and Dahlia Gillespie:
  Harry: Tell me everything you know. What's going on?
  Dahlia: Darkness.
  Justin Hawkins: I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE-

Mega Man 8 (ft. gillythekid)

• The whole review starts because Gilly got Caddy a physical copy of the much-maligned Mighty No. 9 much to Caddy's irritation. Gilly was gonna get MM8 instead, but physical copies turn out way too expensive these days, reaching up to like 200 quid.
• Speaking of, Gilly's use of British money slang. Quid, dosh, readies, bread-and-honey, WONGA.
• "Anyway, we start the game off and ah, look at this, isn't it pretty? Birds flying, lots of colors, running and jumping around with jolly music, wow, things couldn't get any better-HOLY SHIT, THE TREES ATTACK YOU! WHAT THE FUCK?! This isn't cool! Fuck you Mega Man, more like Tiny Man, you tiny little fuck!"
• This conversation:
  Caddy: We enter the stage select screen and... ooh, wow, this is so pretty, I could look at this all day.
  Gilly: Wow, how can you say that when I'm right here?
  Caddy: Oh, you're very pretty too... I just think you need a bit more flashing lights.
  (Gilly is shown, now with some flashing visual effects)
  Caddy: *Beat* Nice weather we are having, isn't it?
  Gilly: It's freezing out...
  Caddy: Just like your heart!
• Caddy picks Grenade Man as his first boss for laughs. Caddy THINKS he's gonna have an easy first time especailly since Grenade Man outright says "I'll be nice on you!" Gilly has a nice little giggle as Grenade Man proves to NOT be nice on Caddy at all.
• Caddy forgetting that he can use Mega Buster and slide because he doesn't know much about Mega Man as a whole and Gilly angrily reminding him. When Caddy forgets about the slide, Gilly actually leaves for a while.
• Caddy snaps trying to deal with the infamous board parts, especially Mega Man's constant squeaking of "JUMP! JUMP! SLIDE! SLIDE! JUMP! JUMP! SLIDE! SLIDE! JUMP!JUMP!SLIDE!SLIDE! JUMPJUMPSLIDESLIDEJUMPJUMPSLIDESLIDEJUMPJUMPSLIDESLIDE-"
  Gilly: You playing Mega Man 8 or readin' the fuckin' Kama Sutra?
  A definitely-not-perverted Caddy:........what's the right answer?
  Gilly: You're sick.
• This... just... this:
  Sword Man: I won't hold back
  Caddy: Ooh, I don't want you to hold back, with a sword that big...
  Gilly: What the hell is wrong with you?
• Caddy and Gilly arguing about the proper plural form of "Mega Man".
• Caddy has a LOT of fun mocking the game's bad English voice acting...but Gilly does not, choosing instead to disappear until Caddy decides to move on because mocking Mega Man 8's english dub is beating a REALLY dead horse to him...but Caddy ain't done yet.
  Caddy: Before we carry on though, here is Rush the dog screaming and yelling like he's having the jolliest orgasm.
  Rush: ROOOOOOOOAAAWWW!
  Gilly: Okay, STOP.
  Caddy: I'm not sorry.
• After a brief going-over of the game's item shop, Caddy turns his attention to Roll's new outfit:
  Caddy: Plus, Roll, I don't know what you're wearing here but I think you have some explaining to do. (cue The X-Files zoom in on Roll's new clothes with the buttons that look too nipple-like for his tastes.)
• Gilly's almost too weary with Caddy's antics to talk about the Saturn version of the game, but...
  Gilly: No, I can't take this anymore.
  Caddy: I won't take you on a dinner date if you talk about it.
  Gilly: [immediately jumping into frame with the Saturn version of the game in hand, grinning] SO THE SATURN VERSION OF MEGA MAN 8!
  • Aaaaand it turns out this was a cruel trap set by Caddy to trick Gilly into talking about the Sega Saturn on Caddy's beloved Playstation-centric channel and give Caddy an excuse to good-bye Gilly like he has all his other guest stars. Oops!
    Gilly: You gotta be fucking kidding- [headshot]

PEPPA. PIG. HAS. A. GAME.

• "Peeeeeepa's death!" *Stabs Peppa who proceeds to scream*
• Caddy trying to find excuses to avoid playing the game and finding out nobody needs his help.
• While complaining about the amount of opening logos the game has, Caddy again compares Peppa's head to a hairdryer, a dildo and a whistle.
• This gem from Caddy:
  Caddy, naked in the shower: BECAUSE I'M HARD AS FUCK!
• The Michael Jackson cameo during the Happy Mrs. Chicken game.
• "Fun fact - did you know that this is the worst thing I've seen?"
• This part, when talking about a Hide and Seek game:
  Narrator: Where is George?
  Caddy: *pointing to the display pic of George* He's right there.
• "If the team who created this game worked as waiters at a restaurant, I'd tip them FIRE ANTS!"
• When playing the "Car Trip" minigame, it turns out to unceremoniously end after a single button press.
  Mummy Pig: Peppa, George, it's time to go home. *the car drives off*
  * Beat*
  Caddy: WHAT... IN THE MOTHER... OF ARSE... WAS THAT?!
• Instead of slaughtering the game, Caddy puts it into bathtub in order to "Boil the pork".
• Caddy lets his dog outside to experience the snow. The dog has a ton of fun in it... a little too much fun.
  Caddy: *Zooms in on the pee* Oh noooooooo!
• Due to the way the letters bounce onto the screen, Caddy calls one of the games "Clurpu" instead of "Colour Pictures".
• Also, he paints a very terrifying picture, with static and a distorted version of the show's theme in the background, black eyes and what can be deciphered as a scream. What's funny is what Caddy says afterwards.
  Caddy: I should be kept as far away from kids' games as possible.

Season 10

SpongeBob SquareBob SuperBob

• Turns out the Peppa Pig game survived Caddy's attempt to drown it.
• Caddy becoming excited at the excessive use of five exclamation points to end one of the pieces of dialogue (For extra absurdity, him saying, "Not one, not two, not even three..." is accompanied by the DVD covers to the Disney Cinderella movies), only to become disappointed when he finds out what the "exciting" sentence was:
  Barnacle Boy: (written as is; in a deadpan tone) Well we are a bit busy right now, no rest for us super heroes!!!!!
  Caddicarus: (beat) Thanks for disappointing me.
• "SuperSponge"? More like..."sup". (accompanied by a picture of soup)
• After stating how much he enjoys the death sound effect^note an almost pathetic "RE RE RE RE RE", think of the sad trombone noise:
  Caddy: (holding up a gun; cheerful) HEY PHOEBE!
  Phoebe: Yeah?
  Caddy: (shoots Phoebe)
  (monochrome close up of him smiling at the camera; RE RE RE RE)
• Caddy noting that DarkSydePhil's laughter sounds a lot like SpongeBob's laughter when sped up, where he then states:
  Caddicarus: DSP... Deflated... SpongeBob... Pissing himself.
• Caddy winds up spending a large amount of time stuck in the Sandy's Tree Dome level^note where you have to race through it before you run out of water, unable to make any kind of progress... because of the water baths you use to refill your water. Specifically, because they only work when you stand dead center in it.
  Caddy: (zooming in on a water bath) Ugh... (SpongeBob peaks out; twang noise) You know... (picture of SpongeBob being used to clean a car) for a creature that's literally shaped and named after a thing that is meant to clean off large areas of surfaces... you're oddly specific.
• Caddy's criticism of the sound effects in the game:
  Caddy: Picking up spatulas is like a baby being stepped on, the whipping of your jellyfish net is like a reverse shotgun blast in your eardrum, and all the enemies wail and cry like they lost their copy of The Emoji Movie in 4K!
• Caddy's massive confusion that the in-game hint states that the Mother Jellyfish boss is afraid of...jellyfish. Although he manages to find the logic in that:
  Caddy: Well, I mean, now that I think of it, I'm a person, and if someone one threw a person at me, I'd probably be quite upset too.
• "AH BEAT DA BOSH!" (good)

Bennett Foddy Can Suck My Doddy

• If the title didn't give you any indication, Caddy realllllly hated this game.
• The intro where Caddy acts out the game's premise by sitting in a tiny go-kart and trying to pull himself along the ground with a squeegee.
• Caddy tells of his first reaction to the game before he bought it where things looked hopeful.
  Caddy: When I saw it available on Steam for not too much money I was like A MAN IS IN LOVE
  Beat
  Caddy: And then I came
• Caddy wonders what the game's protagonist looks like in that cauldron. Cue the scary music as Caddy crouches in a freakish manner that the protag would probably be in...and then said scary tone stopping as Caddy shuffles very awkwardly toward the camera.
• Caddy got some Nativity themed erasers for Christmas that year. He gets in a few good jokes at their expense:
  • For starters, he compares the design of the baby Jesus eraser to the baby from Eraserhead.
  • "Joseph, you are unclean! YOU MUST GRRRRRRRIND YOUR SINS AWAY!"
• Caddy introduces the game as "Getting Over it with PC Ploddy", because he despises both.
  • Later, when he's describing the gameplay, we get "Getting Over It with Ken Doddy", along with an image of Ken Dodd's face pasted over the title screen.

Rayman 2: The Great Escape

• The "Family fun for everyone" Running Gag.
  • Following on from that, Caddy's reaction to seeing the exhausted slaves aboard Razorbeard's ship in the intro: eating a whole carrot and screaming "I WANT MY MUMMY!!" whilst spitting out carrot bits.
• "Which is ironic, being so close to Valentine's day, because you usually mount the thing first and then they get exhausted".
• Caddy explaining to a psychologist (himself) why he hates football. All of it.

Junge of the Georgle

• Caddy snarking about the name of the company within each company logo ("'Crave'? Yeah, I'm craving another game to play!"), only to struggle once he reaches Papaya.
  Caddy: "Papaya"? Yeah, I'd rather...eat a...papaya. (long glance at the camera)
• According to Caddy, it took six companies to make the game: one for the cover, one for the title screen and the other four to fuck it all up.
• Caddy's disbelief at the name entry screen preventing him from using cuss words...but allowing "Knobhead".
• "W-Wait! Wait. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SACK?!!?!"
• Caddy explaining the immense slowdown the game suffers from the only way he knows how:
  Caddy: It's more unresponsive than my granny...and she's dead!
• "George, George, George from Peppa Pig, watch out for that axe!" (cue George getting decapitated)

MORE Nursery Rhymes on VHS! (PART 1)

• "I WILL SHOOT YER MUM IN THE FACE!"
• "Also, here's some wrinkly old man arse. Have a nice day, CUNT."
• Caddy points out that despite being a "movie" none of the visuals move much, being made up of frequently off-model illustrations. He then refers to the movie as a "stillie" for rest of the video and Part 2.
• He also makes frequent references to the previous Nursery Rhyme video he reviewed a year earlier and how awful this one is compared to that one.
• "Ring-a ring-o' roses, a pocket full of posies, a tissue, a tissue, we all DIED FROM THE PLAGUE"
• This rendition of the eponymous black sheep looks high as balls so... "Bah, bah, black sheep, have you smoked a joint?"
• The stillie suddenly going Tear Jerker for "Who Killed Cock Robin?" Caddy, confused at all the singers answering and asking random questions while the murderer, the sparrow, is right there and the sheer dark tone of the song practically becoming a eulogy to the poor Robin leads to Caddy adding his own line:

  Caddy the moose: "Who'll arrest the culprit? I, said the moose. I'll wrap him in a noose. WE SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY."

  • And right after that is a HUGE case of Mood Whiplash when the very next song is "Hey Diddle-Diddle." Caddy even has to call out the stillie for playing that trope way too straight.
• "I went to London to look at the queen and found a huge, gross mouse picking his nose with a disgusting bellybutton sitting underneath a chair made of hemorrhoids. (Beat) Is that how the rhyme goes?"
• In regards to Darren Day's unusually relaxed, happy singing of the final line of Oranges and Lemons (especially if you compare how the previous VHS version unexpectedly pulled off Surprisingly Creepy Moment):
  Caddy: *cheerily* Oh, don't worry kids! He made it sound like the most charming thing in the world, the sick bastard!
• "One a penny, two a penny, hot-cross ANUSES."
• The Running Gag of bringing up host Darren Day's infamous adultery scandal.
• "Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, and then got liver failure!"
• His lampooning of the VHS' version of Over the Hills and Far Away:
  Darren: He met old Dame Trot with a basket of eggs. He used his pipe and she used her legs.
  Caddy: You used your what and she did WHAT?!
  Darren: He used his pipe and she used her legs.
  Caddy: AAAAAAAAAH!
  Darren: Tom saw a cross fellow who was beating an ass...
  Caddy (with a sensually deep voice): Oh, I bet he was, the little slut.
• Caddy's reaction to the unusually sinister and foreboding keyboard playing that accompanies the dog's appearance in Two Legs Sat Upon Three Legs. He then uses it for his own dog.
  Caddy: Stan!
  Stan: *looks at the camera* DUM-DUM-DUM DUM DUMMMMMM
• "Rock-A-Bye Baby" making up lyrics that just weren't in the original much to Caddy's anger. Also someone called Betty is there and Caddy pulls his usual "Who's this Johnny?!" gag on a nearby drummer...who actually is called Johnny.
• Caddy's vid ends with the video giving him the famous "St. Ives" riddle which he's easily able to answer...but not before a quick bit of bomb scare from Simon Gruber.

MORE Nursery Rhymes on VHS! (PART 2)

• The video is sponsored by HIMS, a service that helps men deal with their bodily problems.
  Caddy: And you can trust me with pharmaceutical stuff. I am trustworthy.
  *Beat*
  *takes off Umbrella Pharmaceutical Corp. hat*
  Caddy: I am completely trustworthy.
• Caddy's brief little summary of part 1.

  All together now!
  We faked a shirt
  A lamb went green
  We shot a bird
  We smoked a joint
  A doctor drowned
  A piggie screamed
  A willie went before a pussy
  A cat got stuffed
  We sniffed his arse
  We ate some tits
  We starved a kid
  He yanked his pants
  A baby shat
  And a lady couldn't find her shoe.
  That was right there.
  Idiot.

• The very first nursery rhyme of this part starts with "Jack be Nimble", but the picture used is a bit disturbing and the accompanying bouncy keyboard doesn't help. Caddy's stunned reaction sells it.
  Caddy: ummm....oh. This isn't very nice. I've already been to one dark place, I don't need to go to any others-*rhyme begins* AHH!
• Caddy's annoyance at the frequency of the intervals is back even more strongly this time, in part owing to an interval appearing almost right at the start. Each one is accompanied by Caddy abusing a keyboard in various ways.
• His comparison of the synth backing of "There Was an Old Woman Lived Under a Hill" to the theme for Psycho Mantis, and his deconstruction of the rhyme itself.
  Caddy: More to the point, isn't this rhyme kind of obvious in the first place? "If she's not gone, she lives there still," I mean, isn't that kind of fucking redundant? You might as well change the rhyme to "There was an old woman lived under a hill/and if she still lives there, then she still lives there," it's complete fucking trash.
• Caddy's reaction to 'Pease Porridge Hot'.
  Caddy: You know, a big group of people sitting around waiting for a stew of split peas to sit around for nine days before they eat it. Sounds good to me. I don't remember the last time I had so much fun at ritualistic mass suicide.
• "It's not classed as stealing when the owner of the shop is dead, is it?"
  • Right after that, the way Caddy bounces to the backing music.
• Caddy hamming up the keyboard that plays during 'If All the World were Paper'
  Caddy: Plus, if all the world were paper and the sea were ink, *The last three notes of the rhyme plays as Caddy says:* it would all sink. The end.
• Caddy explaining that the VHS makes an error in "Come Let's To Bed"'s title, labeling it as "Come Let's To bed".
  Caddy: And I was so angry about this when I saw it that I decided to have a look for more information about "Classic Nursery Rhymes with Darren Day" on Google so that I could complain to the company, only to then be given "Some results may have been removed under data protection law in Europe."!
• "'The Cock Crows In The Morn'? Don't give a flying fuck, and I think the technical term is morning wood."
• Caddy's reaction to I Saw Three Ships a Sailing:
  Darren: And do you think was in them then, one New Year's Day in the morning? Three pretty girls were in them then—
  * long Beat as Caddy stares at the extremely messy art*
  Caddy: ...oh...?
• The VHS' version of London Bridge is Falling Down has a lot of fake-outs in regards to the ending, and this, coupled with how boring and static the song is, slowly drives Caddy past the breaking point.
  Caddy: ...there's nothing else you can add, is there?!
  Beat
  Caddy: No? Are we good to go?!
  Beat
  Caddy: Fantastic. So onto the next rhyme—
  Darren: Suppose the man—
  Caddy: *slaughters himself*
• At the end of the VHS, Darren Day mentions that he and "his friend Daisy (read: a picture of a cow) enjoyed singing them":
  Caddy: THE COW. NEVER. FUCKING. SANG.

the last episode ever...

• Let's start with the fact the April Fools' Day episode is Caddy overreacting to criticism from a moron who apparently hasn't realized his Tomb Raider review was five years before the episode, which promptly becomes a MSTing of said email.
• Phoebe's disappointment at the beginning of the video that it's not yet time for Caddy to drink bleach, which Caddy is understandably baffled with.
• Caddy genuinely laughing when he got to the part "regarding Lara Croft's breats and buttocks."
  Caddy: You know what one of my favorite things for dinner is? Chicken breats.

Bug's Life the Dragon

• Caddy realizes that Flik's name backwards is "Kilf". The first thing that comes into his mind when he realizes that is "Kite I'd like to fuck" and then we are treated to a picture of a cartoony kite photoshoped onto a body of an attractive, shirtless woman.
• Caddy calling Flik "sadistic" after Flik kills an enemy and says "That's gonna leave a stain".
• Caddy has to admire the effort Traveller's Tales put into this game, long before they went and STARTED WORLD WAR 3
• One poorly timed cutscene fadeout gives Caddy perfect joke material:
  Flik: Oh, I-I-I do, I could travel to the city! I could search there!
  Princess Atta: If you went, you'd be on that silly search for WEE-
  Caddy: Hey now, there's nothing silly about that! In fact I do it pretty frequently. (cut to Caddy hunched over a toilet, very happy) Yes! I found it!
• At the end, Caddy decides to see all the nice things people say about him, starting with a Spyro video by MasterJay...who throws in a rather harsh Take That! at Caddy's penchant for sudden volume spikes and visual lunacy. Caddy's response...

  High-colour-contrast max volume Caddy: OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN ONE THING VERY CLEARLY TO YOU YOU VERY NASTY MAN I DON'T THINK THAT COULD BE ANY MORE UNTRUE IN FACT I THINK I HAVE SOME OF THE MOST PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP DISCUSSION ON VIDEO GA

Spyro Orange: The SH*T Game Conspiracy

• Every video for the Reignited Trilogy Caddy clicks on not-so subliminally links him to Spyro Orange: The Cortex Conspiracy instead. It takes only two before he decides to give it a good going over.
• "Greetings and salutations, my beautiful Spyroes, and welcome to the Spyro show, where I always have the dirty Spyro of deciding whether or not a game deserves to be slaughtered or Spyroed..."
• The Spindly Johnny Simulator.
• Scarfulhu makes a brief appearance informing Caddy that he has to beat the game's lacklustre story no less than three tmes to fully complete it.
  Caddy: You're pulling my leg!
  Scarfulhu: Nah, I'd never do that. Its too hairy.
  Caddy: ... Shut up.

10 MORE UNPOPULAR GAMING OPINIONS

Aladdin: Jaffa Cake's Sister is P*ssed Off

• Caddy is really reluctant to review the game, so much that he tries to escape by sneaking away in a giant cardboard box while singing the Metal Gear Solid theme.
• "Oh, look, here we go, it's Aladd- oh, fuck, SLOWDOWNYOUREGONNACRASH-!" *BOOM*
• "After that, the gameplay begins and we immediately see that Aladdin somehow has cleavage on his back and I'm so disgusted that I take the game out and stamp all over the disc." *cue the disc rolling across the floor and Caddy stamping on it, complete with background screaming*
• When Caddy discovers that the "reward" for the needlessly complex endeavor of knocking out a guard with apples is access to a cake shop, he descends into an increasingly deranged rant.
  Caddy: How do you sell any fucking cakes, when your shop has a bouncer that won't let anyone in? FURTHERMORE! Aren't you a thief, ALADIN?! You steal coins and apples just fine, but not any cakes? WHY?! You know what? I don't care. Just throw some more fucking apples at some fucking birds, run out of apples with one bird remaining because of shitty controls, and so need to run back through the entire fucking stage just to get more apples, and run all the way back just so you can hit the last bird and win a fucking FLUTE FROM A LITTLE BOY! THISGAMEISHORRBILE!!!
• Caddy's reaction to Nasira's rolling Rs is priceless.
  "Ok, now, rrreally think about this for a second, game developerrrs! When wrrriting your scrrript, did you serrriously rrrequire everrry RRR in yourrr sentence to rrroll? It's rrrancid!"
• Caddy's reaction to the save screen: a picture of the traveling merchant with a rather skeevy expression on his face.
  Caddy: I get the feeling that he wants me to do a lot more than just save the game.
  Caddy!Merchant: (to the tune of "A Whole New World") I can show you my ASS.
• Caddy's reaction to Aladdin going "Bleh!" whenever he picks up a bonus level coin. ^note Odds are it was meant to be "Yeah!", but the delivery of the line is decidedly muffled. He then adds Aladdin's line to the Gorillaz' Dare.
  Caddy: Thats's what you say when you grab a new, shiny coin-looking thing?! "BLEH"?! What, did— did you eat it?!
  Shaun Ryder: It's coming up, it's coming up... it's—
  Aladdin: BLEH!
• "WATCH OUT, ALADDIN! THE FUCKING CUSHION'S RABID!"
• The Genie slot machine probably wasn't meant to be as scary as it was, but Caddy makes his fear clear throughout the segment, culminating in him showing off the creepy laughter that plays when you get a bad spin.
  Caddy: ...I need some miluk...!

Muppet RaceMania

• Declaring that Swedish Chef is his spirit person.
• The discovery that the loading screen is just Beaker's neck slowly extending into infinity.
• Caddy's declaration of "You LITERAL fucking Muppet!"
• The video opens with Caddy singing the theme song to The Muppet Show, but gets interrupted by Puppicarus throwing the game at him. And his evil scheme is to anger Caddy into uselessness with this game! Only for it to backfire because the game's actually good, as Caddy immediately points out.
• Caddy's imitation of the still mouth movements on Statler and Waldorf in this game, which is clearly just a bunch of pictures on repeat.
• Puppicarus returns with Percy the parrot from previous reviews as a disguise.
  • He returns at the end of the video to slaughter Caddy, then delivers the usual closing line.

Harry Potter and the Philosophercerer's Stone

• Caddy's insistence on referring to the game/book/movie as the "Philosophercerer's Stone", in reference to how the book, originally titled Philosopher's Stone in the UK, was retitled Sorceror's Stone in the US.
• Learning that he's a wizard, Caddy eagerly goes to find a game about wizards on his phone...and comes across Hogwarts Mystery, as in the mobile game infamous for its poorly done time-based stamina microtransaction system (fans of Jim Sterling will likely be more familiar with it than Caddy was.) Caddy's response upon running into said time-based stamina issue is to point his wand at his phone...
  Caddy, grinning: Avada Kabarbrastreisand. (phone explodes)
• "And now, because of copyright, please enjoy Shrek 3DS music for a bit."
• Much fun is had from the hilariously awful models featured in the game, with Caddy comparing Dumbledore to a sloth, Draco Malfoy to Bobby Hill and Neville Longbottom to Susan Boyle ("And that's just one side of it!",) among others.
• "You know what, Malfoy, my mum may be dead, but at least my leg isn’t a fish!"
• Upon being faced with Hagrid's infamously terrible model◊, Caddy is unnerved and refuses to call him Hagrid, simply referring to him as "Hayride", what his phone autocorrected "Hagrid" to.
  "WHAT IN THE UNHOLY NAME OF COCK IS THAT?!?"
• Caddy mocking Ron's way of introducing Hermione to Harry:
  Caddy (As Ron): Hey, Harry! This is Hermione, she's very smart. Also she touches children!
• Caddy referring to Harry's run animation as "pissing himself and hoping that nobody noticed" and Neville's as "shitting himself and being very proud of it".
• Caddy compares Hedwig's model to a flying tampon.
• The Storytime with Daddy Caddy segment, which devolves into Nightmare Fuel; starting off as a retelling of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone before quickly turning into a message about our mortality.
  Caddy: I really need to stop asking him for anything.
• Dumblesloth warning students of the 3rd floor corridor... then immediately going on about how Hogwarts is an amazing place to explore.
  Dumbledore: Ah, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts! A wonderful place to explore!
  Caddy-dore: BY THE WAY, DON'T DIE.
• Caddy isn't too fond of how Fred and George Weasley (both looking like they're continuously eating their own lips) force him to collect a bunch of Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans before they'll tell him the password to one of the talking portraits.
  Caddy: Great, first I'm told I could DIE if I explore too far and then I'm being ripped off, I thought this was Magical Lovely Hogwarts, not PECKHAM.
• Voldemort's and Snape's models. They both knock Caddy unconscious.

My History with Crash Bandicoot

• "When I had my Wii"? What, my first ever Wii? Yeah! Got it right in the toilet, first time! No... no splashback.

10 HARDEST CLASSIC CRASH LEVELS

• During his summary of the level Cortex Power, every time he says the name it's accompanied by a grunt from Dr. Cortex and He-Man, respectively. Eventually someone in the audience gets sick of it.
  Audience Member: Stop saying Cortex Power!
  Caddy: I will when I die.
• His commentary about how much he dislikes the motorcycle levels.
  "Hey aliens, can you do me a favor? When you take Crash, PROBE HIM!"

Crash Bandicoot's AWFUL Cartoon?!

• At the beginning of the video, Caddy mentions that during a game show he doesn't know the name of (he doesn't watch TV anymore) Crash Bandicoot has been mentioned during Bandicoot Month (the question was "Which 1990s Playstation game was re-released as the 'N.Sane Trilogy' in 2017"), saying that this is a sign to make Bandicoot Month an actual celebration all over the world. Then the contestant answered...
  Contestant: Sonic the Hedgehog!
  Caddy: ...CASH BANOOCA!

10 GREAT BANDICOOT BOSSES

• Caddy describing the battle with Cortex in Crash 3: "Smacking him repeatedly into the middle of a space glory hole until space itself cums everywhere from Cortex's penetrative head."
  Caddy: "WHY IS CASH BANOOCA MAKING ME FEEL HORNY!?"

Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX

• Since Caddy coudn't think of an intro due to knowing nothing about freestyle BMX, it's a spoof of Postman Pat instead.
  showing a sculpture of Pat with his nose cut off.
  Caddy: ♫ Noseless Pat, Noseless Pat, Noseless Pat and his— ♫
  pan to Pat's torso, where his nose is.
  Caddy: Penis?

Rugrats: Studio CYOAR!

• His Running Gag of expecting the police to come after each Accidental Innuendo.
• His reaction to the "Roundup" minigame, where the scratches on his disk glitches the game into starting Susie out of bounds. In response, he stares for a second, followed by sped-up footage of him flailing as he shouts, "WHAAAT!?". Words don't do it justice.
• This.
  Caddy: What the fuck is going on here? Do you have to be a fanny every time I see you?
• He compares Dil's multi leg stroller to a James Bond villain and then Waternoose.
• After talking about how long the racing segments went on, he says that he didn't feel human any more by the time he was done. Cut back to Caddy with a Komodo dragon head.
  Caddy: And that's because I'm not.
• Also, some of the things he says in the video. Like...
  Susie: (glitching out) Now I'm really moving!
  Caddy: Yep, you sure are.
  • Also...
  Caddy: How do you get a key after 50 Reptar Bars? Do you eat them all and shit out the key? Have they eaten the keys, why don't their parents FEED them.
  • Also...
  Caddy: My favourite ones are the ones where you have to hit a certain amount of items with unlimited squirts, why does that sound like a porn subscription?
  • And...
  Caddy: The Rugrats, all babies and toddlers, escaped to the backstages of all these film sets of this studio, and they just so happen to have conveniently sized baby sized equipment and obstacles for all of them to use.
  [[Beat]]
  Caddy: What were the studio filming before we got here?
  Narrator: TAKE ME TO YOUR MOMMY.

Season 11

Theme Park World

• Caddy: Seriously though who doesn't love Disneyland? Walt Disney himself loved it so much that... he died.
• Caddy's quick rundown of his opinions on all the rides he went on at Disneyland Paris. Highlights include:
  Buzz Lightyear: Laser Blast, still badass! (Not as badass as my score, though)
  The Orbitron...I didn't go on it, it was too scary.
  Indiana Jones Et Le Temple du Péril (Indy appears with a mustache, goatee and a lipstick smudge on his face), my favourite Indiana Jones movie...
  Aerosmith's Rock 'n' Roller Coaster, still incredible. Although I'm pretty sure that Steven Tyler just breathed in with his giant gaping mouth to make the ride go.
  Phantom Manor...it was being refurbished. (pan to a disappointed-looking Caddy staring off into the distance) I fucking hate you, Disney.
  Tower of Terror...oh...I don't know about this ride...I'm all on my own in the hotel basement...it's a little spooky, I...I don't think I'll cope on this ride- (Scary music stops, cut to Caddy pulling a face on the ride photo) Ok, it's not that bad.
• Caddy opening his theme park before building anything, and advertising it by saying that it can be "anything [the customers] want it to be, in [their] imagination."
• Caddy referring to angry customers walking away from the spot they were stuck on while leaving a green, glowing...thing as "farting, getting offended, and walking away."
• "Super Toilet."
• What does he name his Theme Park? "Dexter's Lavatory", so named because of the two Super Toilets placed right inside of the gate (which Caddy affectionately dubs “Toilette Towers”).
• His tour of said Theme Park is quite hilarious as well.
  Caddy: What, you don't like them? WELL FUCK OFF THEN!"
  Caddy: (referring to a costume shop that looks like a tribesman) "And yes the front door is in his testicles because we all know that's where the best deals are hiding."
  • The park’s star attraction, “untitled.tmp”, AKA a coaster that Caddy couldn’t finish and quit out of frustration. He actively discourages the park goers from riding it, showing his point with a clip of some children falling off a rollercoaster while screaming joyfully.
• Caddy finding RollerCoaster Tycoon in his pants.
• Sing your praises to The Sun God of Judgement!
  • And behold the majesty of Sonny: The Son of The Sun God's Godson's Son!

A Gaming Magazine for Babies

• The magazine itself is called 110% Gaming, and many laughs are had with the contents alone; the production values are low, the presentation is amateurish and the writing is hilariously lazy. The highlight is its "Top 50 Games" list, wherein the entries feel like they were cribbed from various ratings charts and popularity lists and assembled in no particular order, with Minecraft taking the number one spot because of course it does.
  • After the "Top 50 Games" list ends, Caddy tweets to the magazine's account after noticing a message promoting their Twitter:
  Caddy: i don’t agree with your lissssst
  
  Clusters revenge should have been 1
• Caddy ripping out pages of the magazine twice. The first, during the "Top 50 Games" list, comes when Splatoon2, is listed with the with the pun "We ink it's great!"'. He does so again when a gamer's YouTube name is too hard for him to pronounce, only to realize the jumped the gun and ripped multiple pages out, then looks back to see what he missed. Then he learns those pages have a parody of The Only Way Is Essex, and responds by ripping them up further, then eating them.
• The magazine includes a free piece of Tango candy. Close to the end of the video, Caddy realizes that the candy is missing, and it was actually the major reason why he decided to buy the magazine.
• Caddy's fake names for Youtubers he's never heard of featured in the magazine, such as "Dan The Dumptruck Molester" and "Big Bollocks", leading to a perfect moment of comedy:
  Caddy: Big Bollock Dance. *cracks up*
• Caddy's bemusement over a question in an interview; "become a Minion or a cat?"
  Caddy: "A cat, obviously"? Yes, obviously. Why the fuck would you want to become a Minion against a cat? Why would you wanna be a Minion? (Image of a Minion wearing a thong is shown) You wanna be that? (Zoom in on the Minion's ass)You wanna be that?!
• Caddy opening up the packet of Overwatch stickers he got...and referring to every character he finds as Tracer. With an expression knowing full well someone would likely have a go at him for it.

Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back

A Peppa Pig Magazine

• The video begins with Caddy answering the door, and the door proceeds to knock Caddy out and send him crashing to the floor. The Peppa Pig Magazine is then thrown next to him. Caddy groans in frustration.
• "Theeeere she is." (slaps Peppa Pig off the table)
• The fact Caddy ordered two of the same magazine.
  Scrolling text: Yes, I bought 2. I am now an alcoholic.
• While exploring the outdoor toys, Caddy finds a Peppa Pig whistle that makes a high pitched noise when blown hard enough. He thus calls it the "Stranger Danger Whistle".
  • Hell, just everytime he blows the whistle.
• On the Magic Painting Book (based on the pool episode where Caddy explained that everyone is rude and horrible), he decides to spit on the book. When he does this at the end of the coloring book (where Daddy Pig makes a big splash (after Caddy blows the Stranger Danger Whistle twice) after jumping off the diving board), he finds that it actually works.
• When Peppa Pig's face on the book freaks Caddy out, he blows into the Stranger Danger Whistle three times in rapid succession.
• When Caddy reaches the main event (the magazine) he places some stickers on his face...only to find out that there are sticker pages.
  • Following this...
    Caddy: [while putting a sticker of Mr. Potato on his forehead] I always wanted to be a knobhead and now I can be!
• Caddy does every snort and woof hilariously. He also gets confused on who is talking to whom.
• Caddy getting more confused on being told to put stickers when he claims that he doesn't have them.
• When Caddy gets to the part where "Mr Potato chats with the children," he blows into the Stranger Danger Whistle once again.
• Caddy eventually reveals that the story featured in the magazine is based on the episode he showed on his Peppa Pig video.
• Caddy finds out that the stickers he was to put on the book at the page at the end. He proceeds to call the magazine out for doing this.
• Caddy comparing the taste of the sticker of Peppa to...

  Caddy: "If it was legal... to grind up snotty, bratty horrible children into a paste... and spread it on toast... I think this is what it would taste like." [spits out sticker, scoring a direct hit on the glittery trophy free gift and sending it flying]

• "Oh, come on Daddy Pig. You're not even good enough for the DOG to eat."

ALL 10 Mega Man Games.... (PART 1/2)

• The intro. Caddy appears in a sidewalk, a la Mega Man, stops walking and exclaims...
  Caddy: THIS WAS THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD!!!
• Sliding up ladders.
• While playing the first Mega Man, Caddy notices there's something off about the Mega Man art on the border. However, he brushes it off after acknowledging that at least Mega Man doesn't look like he does on the North American cover art. (Cut to Caddy trying to hide from the North American cover Mega Man)

ALL 10 Mega Man Games.... (PART 2/2)

• "Previously on the Caddicarus show..."
  Caddy: THIS WAS THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD!!!
  • "...And it still is."
• In Mega Man 5 you can still slide up ladders (cue Mega Man being hit and dying as the Wilhelm Scream plays)
• During the ending of Mega Man 5, Caddy interprets Wily sneaking away, as him "deciding he's Michael Jackson for a second."

Spider-Man (PS4)

• Caddy spending the entire review dressed up... as Deadpool.
  Caddy: This is the closest outfit I have. Shut up.
• Caddy suddenly takes back all his praise for the game when he realizes it doesn't have the pizza delivery theme from Spider-Man 2... only to immediately rejoice when he discovers that the theme was included as an Easter Egg.
  Caddy: Mama myah!
• Caddy isn't quite sure how to round off the video, other than with...
  Spider-Man, Spider-Man
  Nicer than my nanny's flan (Uergh!)
  Buy the game, you will see
  It's so good it'll make you wee
  Watch out
  PS4 Spider-Man-ner
  His real name is Bruce Ban-ner
  Ah-nya-je-bub-SPI
  * cut to Caddy vigorously playing with a corkscrew in the bath*

THE NEW WORST GAME EVER MADE (Animal Soccer World)

• "Phoenix Games have returned...you bastard!"
  • The opening skit in general. Between shots of apocalypses, we see Caddy happily washing dishes, hoovering his floor and polishing his katana that he now suddenly has. Then a hamster delivers the above line. And Caddy promptly Yoshimitsu's himself.
• Comparing Harry the birdman to a flasher.
• Caddy slaughtering himself upon seeing the "rebel biker duck gang".
• At one point a duck nurse in the film intervenes by simulating an ambulance siren. Caddy compares it to a bullfighting contest with a person disguised as the bull, a deleted scene from The Exorcist, and his auntie's last words.
  "UH-EE-UH-EE-UH-EE-UH-EE-UH"
• Caddy gets frustrated when some of the characters' lines are too quiet to understand, causing him to complain that he's not watching A Quiet Place. Cue a clip of the old man from that movie making the aforementioned siren noise.
  Caddy: (quietly) Hey though, do you mind at all if you'd speak up just a tiny bit, because (trails off into frustrated gibberish)!
• Caddy's reaction to the laughing goat.
• Caddy dubs a looped scene in which an elephant launches a soccer ball with his trunk with accordion music.
• "Is the bear's name Samsung?"
• "HE'S GONNA SHIT NOW!"
• The lion puts the rebel biker duck gang in Area S, but because of the accent, it sounds like something else.
  Caddy: Okay... don't think I really wanna go there.
• Speaking of the lion, at one point Caddy likens his voice to the one from Street Fighter.
• Hell, the whole damn video is absolutely hilarious.

Super Bowsette 64

• The video opens with a news report, stating that Animal Soccer World was killed by police after it locked Caddy in his room. The police arrived after a neighbor complained about screaming coming from his house for over three hours:
  Caddy, lying in bed: UH-EH-UH-EH-UH-EH
  • "victim: jimbly"
• After recovering from the incident, Caddy decides to boot up Super Mario 64. What greets him after the initial cutscene? Peach with large breats, wearing lingerie and speaking in mashed up voice clips of both Peach and Bowser, with the Super Crown on her head.
  Caddy: (beat) Okay, what the fu- [smash cut to intro]
  • And the fact that this video marks the official start of the Month of Terraaarrr... (aarr...). It turns out that Caddy was deliberately looking for something unusual and deranged to show off about the Mario series, and boy, did he find it.
• Caddy's reaction to Bowsette's running animation while she's carrying something: whispering to a dinner plate, then breaking it and declaring that he's lost his shit.
• At the end of the video, Caddy prepares to say what he'll cover next, only to cut to Bowsette sliding down a slope in a rather unusual way.
  Caddy: Jesus Christ, that's why Bowsette's chest is so enlarged, her bags are full of helium! She's so buoyant that she's floating above the floor!

Mega Man 11

• Caddy has a field day with how Wily never thought to use the Double Gear before despite it being described in game as his life's work.
• He also gets a chuckle out of how Wily is such a Card-Carrying Villain that he has skulls on his bed and on his P Js.
• Pointing out that Wily didn't get the idea of using his Double Gear invention for world domination until a lot of years later.
  Wily: "You see, I recalled some old research... The very invention you so coldly crushed when we were students together! Or has your memory failed you?"
  Caddy: Oh, shut up, Wily. You forgot about your "greatest invention ever" until you had a wet dream.
• It's pretty ironic that Mega Man says this line after Wily stole the 8 robots earlier.
  Mega Man: We can't just let him get away!
  Caddy: Oh, what? You mean like you do at the end of every single game, you complete TOSS POT!
• Comparing Bounce Man's death quote (well, not really a quote) to a reaction you'd have to seeing a beautiful purse.
  Oooooooooooooooooh!

Resident Evil

• How does the video start? Caddy exploring local shops to find the UK has been stocking Christmas guff well before Halloween has even come and gone.
  Caddy pointing at a Father Christmas shirt: It's October.
  Caddy pointing at an M&M's advent clander: It's October.
  Caddy pointing at some Peppa Pig books: IT'S HELL
  Caddy pointing at some Christmas crockery: It's October.
  Caddy pointing at a box of Cadbury's Festive Friends biscuits: It's October.
  Caddy pointing at a Thomas the Tank Engine squishable toy: Do you want a squishy Fat Controller?
  Caddy pointing at an array of Christmas puddings: It's October.
  Caddy pointing at Resident Evil: It's Octo-AH! That's better! Can we at least get Halloween out of the way before shoving Christmas down our throats, planet Earth?
• Caddy's skull face mask is pretty impressive tech. The fact that he's wearing it with a basic Bloodborne hoodie? Adorable.
• Recounting the series' history and genesis, Caddy details how what started as an attempt at remaking Sweet Home (1989) ultimately ended up as the Playstation classic that is Resident Evi-
  Caddy: Biohazard. Yeah its called Biohazard in Japan. The name was changed overseas because of stupid shit.
• He plays a modified ISO of the game that has the uncensored intro FMV so we get to see Joseph Frost's demise in full detail (although he misses out on Chris Redfield smoking in the cast roll.) The zombie scene is also uncensored...to rather jauntily show the severed and mutilated head of Kenneth Sullivan dropping to the floor. Oh and the intro is now in full colour so-
  Caddy: JESUS CHRIST ALBERT WESKER'S HAIR IS PIKACHU YELLOW, YES!
• Speaking of said intro, Caddy doesn't trust Raccoon City media's report on the cannibal murders going about town, citing Stanley Kael as his reason because the guy's name backwards is "leak".
• When Caddy takes down the two dogs that spook him in that infamous L-shaped hallway, he does so with such ease that he wonders why Wesker won't let him out the front door (granted, Wesker has his reasons but still).
• Caddy decides to play as Jill despite Chris supposedly being on the front cover because he feels that when you see Jill, you'll say to yourself: "WO, MAN..."
  Background Caddy: You suck!
• And clearly like all humans, Caddy loves the hell out of Barry Burton. BARRY BLOODY BUGGERING BASTARDING BURTON. Getting a LEGENDARY LIMITLESS LUSCIOUS LORNE LANNING vibe here.
• Caddy showcases how Resident Evil's classic item boxes work (they're interconnected...somehow) by opening one up and shooting into it. He then moves to another room, in tank style naturally, opens the next item box he finds with a cheery "HELLOOOOOOO"...and the shot he fired earlier comes out of the box and brains him.
• He also appeared to make some wrong choices as he ends up with the ending where Barry dies, and you don't fight the Tyrant again on the helipad which no longer blows up. What sells it is how easy it is to get said ending compared to how Caddy almost accidentally got it (since he covered the bit with Barry dropping the rope, he likely went on ahead since choosing to actually wait for Barry to come back helps ensure his survival.)
• "By the way, serious question for Americans—why do you call them 'erbs? Why is there a silent H there? What, do you live in an OUSE?"

Red Dead Redemption 2

Season 12

The Playstation Classic

• The Badvent Calendar seems to have mentally broken Caddy, as he is introduced here wearing only a pair of tights, stretched as high as possible, walking in a very exaggerated manner with his legs arched wide, and making bizarre screeching noises.
  • Once the titular console is chucked at him though, Caddy is utterly disgusted at the thought of having to play it and demands to know if he looks like a fool to the narrator.
• Caddy tried to get the PS Classic running but due to some USB power cable snafus between him, the PS Classic and the SNES Classic Mini, no dice. So he decides to show us via Wire-cam, sorry, Maximumfirehazard-Cam since his wires are all behind the TV in a massive tangle.
• Also, the PS Classic's UI is based off of the original Playstation's BIOS screen...or it would be and would mean more to Caddy if he didn't grow up with PAL Playstations that had the blocky square-laden white-grey BIOS screen instead of the purple paint-splattered one everyone else knows.
• While playing Revelations: Persona, Caddy meets the game's resident Big Good, Philemon, but can't exactly parse his name properly.
  Philemon: My name is Philemon-
  Caddy: What?
  Philemon: Philemon.
  Caddy: Phil LaMarr?
  Philemon: Philemon.
  Caddy: Ahh, right! Okay, I got ya...hm, I could swear I popped a rather nasty "philemar" on the back of my neck, yesterday.
  • Also he named his character Crisps.
  Ms. Smith: Crisps! Are you OK?

PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale

• The setup for the collab: Caddy just unlocked every character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and beat story mode with all of them, so he invites Scott The Woz to play online. When Scott asks what he gets in return:
  Caddy: I'll send you a copy of Wii Music.
  Scott: Oh.
  Caddy: And alcohol.
  Scott: *gurk*
  Caddy: Lots of alcohol.
  Scott: *squee*
• After Caddy mentions he reviewed the game positively on Current Quickies:
  Scott: Oh, you mean the show with the "See-yoar"?
  (Cut to Caddy writing something.)
  Scott: What are you doing?
  Caddy: I'm reminding myself to kill you if you ever say that again.
• This:
  Caddy: So what you're getting at is that this is Smash Brothers...
  Scott and Caddy at the same time: But worse.
  Caddy: Oh, we're like two peas in a pod, aren't we?
  Scott: I hate peas...
  (Caddy spews out a bunch of peas.)
• "Compare this to Smash Bros." - Socrates
• "I'd rather listen to James Hetfield sing Mary Poppins." And the hilariously awful impression that follows.

Resident Evil 2 Remake

• The intro starts on what looks like Cerys sneaking up on a zombie Caddy feasting, knife at the ready...and he's really just sucking up some spilt orange juice with a straw.
• "I hope you're...Ready-dent Evil."
• And Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy SHIT does Caddy find the graphics of the remake amazing...including the truck driver and his greasy burger meal at the very start.
  Caddy: And I have been waiting way too many years for the game to render a realistic old greasy truck driver eating a burger BUT THE WAIT WAS WORTH IT OH YEAH
• Caddy wants to start on Hardcore since it reinstates the ink ribbon Save-Game Limits of old...and then he gets eaten by the very first zombie.
  Caddy: Bitch I'm ready for you come at me mate I've aged better than Will Smith! (cut to Leon getting zombie'd) Oh. Oh. Oh. Huh. Well that's embarrassing. I don't think I've ever died at the first enemy of a Resident Evil game since I was seven years old.
• Leon standing too close to exploding cars should have caused ear drum damage, as Caddy puts it when he drowns out the game's audio with a tinnitus ring.
• Caddy is ready to deal with the lack of RE4 Leon, his personal favourite thanks to the infamously corny quips. Since this is RE2 Leon who's still fresh faced and goody goody, Caddy has to expect some more bland fare...and then RE2 Leon shouts "Chew on that!" after blowing up a giant alligator that bit on an exploding pipe, then quips about writing a report on ringing a bell and making it crash to the ground to get some electrical parts. Caddy is left VERY happy after that.
• He takes the time to mock Ada Wong for wearing sunglasses in a blacked out area. Making up for not mocking Wesker for it?
• Additionally, the way Caddy praises the remake for continuing the series' return to its survival horror roots, especially compared to Exploding City of Impeccable Doom Evil 6.
• While talking about the many files dotted around the game detailing the tragic fate of Raccoon City's people, Caddy finds Chief Irons' diary, where he mentions he "nearly came" while slicing open a tiger's belly (Taxidermy used to be his hobby. But no longer.)
  Caddy: (on the phone) Hello? Is that Ricky Gervais? Have I got an animal cruelty story for you!

Kingdom Hearts 3

• At the start of the video, Caddy has the bright idea of taking a shot every time the words "heart", "light" or "darkness" are said in Kingdom Hearts III. Predictably, he doesn't even last a minute before stumbling out into his back garden with boxes on his feet, yelling at his invisible partners, and attempting to fend off a group of sheep that are several feet away.
• While talking about the game, Caddy gets a phonecall from SuperButterBuns:
  Caddy: Hello?
  SuperButterBuns: Caddy are you playing Kingdom Hearts 3?
  Caddy:...yes?
  SuperButterBuns: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  Caddy hangs up and lobs the phone away, more than a little concerned.
  • Later on, he decides to take a shot every time he goes, "Wow, that's so cool!" Less than a minute later, he's dead.
    jimbly
    he drank
  • Later still, he decides to do a third drinking game for whenever Donald Duck says something he can understand without subtitles.
    40 hours later...
    Caddy: You'll be fine, because you never can!

Top 10 WORST American PS1 box arts!

Metro Exodus PS4

• Caddy is so bored with how mediocre the game itself is that he decides he'd rather read the books that the game was based on, and then rejoices when he sees one of the books the game is based on on an ingame shelf...only for said shelf to get destroyed by the Tsar Fish.
  Caddy: Oh, well thanks very much, fishy wishy, I was gonna get that signed.

The Playstation VR

• While Caddy did have fun playing with his VR headset, it's far from perfect, especially since it's more of a luxury intended solely for the elite.
  *Caddy sees a VR headset with a quadruple digit price*
  Caddy: HOLY SHIT! HOW MUCH IS THAT?!
• Caddy has a right fun old time playing VR Worlds, specifically The London Heist and its engaging gameplay...and amazingly overdone British accents. Unfortunately this causes an unwelcome (to Caddy) cameo from Quick J. Hoarsethroat.
  Quick J. Hoarsethroat: DID I HEAR MY MATE?
  Caddy: Jesus Christ who said that?! Why the hell would you do that?!
  Quick J. Hoarsethroat: (winks and "''Cyoar!''"'s)
• When listing off the additional benefits of playing Resident Evil 7 on VR:
  Caddy: And you even get to play as Rayman!
  (upbeat Rayman music starts playing)
  Caddy: Well, Ethan, you know, I wouldn't worry so much about any of this, because your entire arm isn't even there.
• Gateaux, the hood-masked demon-voiced shirtless weirdo from previous videos, returns to provide Caddy a copy of Batman: Arkham VR to try out by...expelling it from behind him, shall we say.
  Gateaux: Oh hell, that was a bit spiky-
  Caddy: Leave.
  Gateaux: (runs off crying)
  • The game let's you see Bruce Wayne's parents get shot from his own point of view. That's how Arkham VR starts off.
  • While marvelling at the game's reflection effects and how Batman mirrors your every hand movement, Caddy has him do Wallace's excited pose.
  Wallace: That's right! Cheese!
  • Sitting down while playing causes issues with the PS Camera (especially when its set below the TV) meaning Caddy has trouble taking a piano key offered to him by Alfred.
  Caddy: Eh! Ehh! Ehhh! Ehhhh!
  Alfred: Master Bruce-
  Caddy: SHUT UP ALFRED I'M TRYING- oh finally I picked it up- (drops it) OH WHAT OH DAMN YOU ALFRED! (shakes fist at a vaguely amused Alfred)
  • The Penguin is somehow made of steel since batarangs clang when hitting him.
• Certain VR games frequently cause Caddy to THRUP.

Klonoa: Door to Phantomile

• All the times Caddy quotes his original video.
• BALUE THE BEAR!

Sekiro is WAY TOO EASY

PEPSIMAN!

• The concept of Pepsiman was introduced by a voiceover of Caddy in a church with the Holy Bibble when
  VO!Caddy: Staring unto him is HIS TRUE GOD PEPSIMAN, YOUR GOD IS A LIE
• Caddy screams "PEPSI IS BETTER THAN COKE!!!" off a rooftop.
• During a level where Pepsiman is skating down the street of a city. Caddy goes for the low-hanging fruit.
  Caddy: Rolling around at the speed of HELP!
• Spider-Man throwing his games at Caddy.
• "Doesn't this make you want to crack open a cold one with the lads right now?!"
• Caddy's reaction to an Engrish sign in the background.
  Caddy: "Delicious and healthfull? What the fu--"
• Caddy theorizes the game is a metaphor for Pepsi always finding you in the end no matter what you do to try and stop it.
  YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE PEPSI
• When Caddy compares the difficulty of the game to surgery, he realizes he could be doing better things with his time.
  Caddy: "I could be training to BECOME a surgeon. I could be an... F1 driver! I could be the back end of a pantomime donkey! Hell, I could even be the PATIENT OF THE SURGEON!!!"

Breakout PS1 ft. RECTANGLES WITH EYES!

• "I'm a little more fixated about Bouncer expanding for no reason and saying out loud that he must go deeper followed by him shouting that he's coming. Who made this game?"
• This exchange:
  Caddy: I remember that time when Nathan Drake went to a prison, Ancient Egypt, a castle, -The Combine Harvester by The Wurzles starts playing- and then a farm.
• Cerys shooting Caddy's head off, causing it to turn into the ball in Breakout for a few seconds before flying back onto his shoulders and exploding.

Yoshi's TEDIOUS World

Team Sonic Racing DESTROYS Friendships

• For some reason, Caddy's pass marked him as living in the United States, which he obviously doesn't.
  Caddy: Did you know that I'm from America? Cuz I didn't!
• Caddy annoyed of how his recorded gameplay footage in London become corrupted and unusable when he got home...
  Caddy: So screw computer, screw capture card, and screw Big the Cat!!
• After explaining the team mechanic, he then talks about the cast of characters to pick from:
  Caddy: And there's quite a cast to pick from here, like Sonic, Eggman, Vector, Shadow, and... (Shows Zavok, and says absolutely nothing.)
• Caddy reveals he unlocked the ability to make characters' vehicles gold, and thus gave Eggman a solid gold ride.
  "#DrJewelry"
• "The Jewelry Man!"
• "WE ALL FELL ASLEEP AND THEN DIED, THE END."
  • "here lies cad. shadow found my ak-47."

A Banned PS1 Game...

• The game in question is Thrill Kill, and how is the game delivered to Caddy? By another Caddy, in a red dress, crawling down the stairs in a demented way and spitting the game out.
  • Said dress? That's the first time it's been worn! Not even his girlfriend Cerys, who bought the dress for herself, wore it before that point!
• Caddy states that he knows exactly how it feels to be banned.
  Caddy: What do you mean I'm no longer allowed at the boat club!? Listen, I only sniffed them a little bit!
• The reason that the game was banned in the first place. Just before the game's projected release date, the original company that made the game was bought out by EA, who promptly cancelled the game. Why, you may ask? Because they were afraid of damaging their reputation by releasing it. Despite two things: 1). There were more violent and mature video games released before Thrill Kill (including Mortal Kombat and Leisure Suit Larry) and 2). The fact that EA, of all companies, being afraid of damaging their reputation is absurd, especially when you consider what they're like this day in age.
  "EA Games: PISS OFF EVERYONE".

Borderlands 3 Made Me Wee

• While Caddy did enjoy his time in California, he learned the hard way how "In-n-Out" got its name.

Crash Bandicoot Butts: A Tier List

• The entire concept of the tier list. Caddy making a tier list based on Crash's butts throughout the years. Finally living up to Crash's working title of "Sonic's Ass Game".
• Despite the image Caddy took of Crash in Nitro Fueled not showing his butt at all, he places it in A tier. His reason? The picture is of Crash looking behind himself with a very surprised look on his face, which Caddy takes as him thinking "Goddamn, that's a great ass!"

Crash Twinsanity

• Caddy plays Crash Twinsanity, in an attempt to recover from his last video about... "bandicoot nether regions", only to find... Cortex spanking Crash.
  • In the lead-up to this, Caddy can be seen having a nightmare, where creepy voices whispering "Crash's bum..." can be repeatedly heard, interspersed with shots of... well...
    Caddy (waking up screaming): CRASH, I DON'T WANNA WEAR THOSE TASSELS!!
• After spinning the skunk from the tutorial into a line of nitro crates, the video cuts to Caddie dramatically playing Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" on a kazoo.
• One level features Crash and Cortex briefly crashing through what is obviously a brothel in a kid's game. Named "Moulin Cortex." And some of Cortex's dialogue implies his mother works there. Sadly, Caddy doesn't seem to notice what is obviously Tawna on the sign.
  • There's also his reaction to the cutscene preceding said level, in which Crash stares very intensely at Cortex's rear end.
  Caddy: I think we know who missed breakfast, because Crash is ready to EAT!
• In a skit regarding the game's soundtrack, Caddy requests some a capella instruments from a man called "Mr. Mouth". He ends up taking a throat clear and belch... from Mr. Mouth's prep sessions. What does he make with them? At Doom's Gate, consisting entirely of belches and throat clears. It has to be heard to be believed.
• At one point Caddy comes across a rather sickly looking N. Gin.
  Caddy: Umm...N. Gin? Are you alright? (beat) Have you got ebola?
• Addressing the random slowdown on N. Gin's battleship.
  Caddy: And for some strange reason, this is the first part of the game so far (voice starts progressively slowing down) that completely slows down and makes you feel like a pensioner with arthritis. Come on Crash, wake up, do you need me to get you a Monster Energ-
• Caddy is introduced to his Evil Twin "Baddy", who is... just Caddy with an upside down head.
  Caddy: Oh no, It's my evil twin brother "Baddy"!
  Baddy: I hear you don't like evil twin tropes, so I'm here to fight you!
  Caddy: No.
  (Baddy abruptly disappears)
  Caddy: Where did he go?
  (Baddy reappears and laughs)
  Caddy: Oh, he's still there.

Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled

• Caddy comparing Uka Uka's voice to a "sexy jazz musician".

Glover PS1 (the BAD version...)

• Caddy's beautifully atrocious impression of Grover, which cuts in again every time he pronounces Glover as "Glow-ver".
• "I mean, did ever see that movie about those clowns getting a divorce after their clown child was killed by a falling piano? It shouldn't have been funny, but it was funny".

Season 13

Thomas the Tank Engine....ON PLAYSTATION?!

• The Running Gag with the bizarre Nightmare Fuel loading screens, and Caddy's reactions to them. The reaction to the one after the racing minigame deserves special mention.
  Caddy: Hey, do you reckon on the Island of Sodor, if a train loses a race against another train, it gets thrown into the scrapyard?
  (A loading screen pops up that shows Oliver by the scrapyard)
  Caddy: (beat) I WAS KIDDING!
• "All we need to do is pick the correct track shape to help out Satan incarnate as a train and away we go."
• "James murdered my dog!"
  • "Henry slept with my wife!"
  • "Thomas has cholera!"
• The train that Caddy creates.
  Caddy: I made a train called Gerard Way, and he's an angsty young engine full of hatred that nobody understands. And I think his funnel is overcompensating for something.
• "Bill and Ben, Bill and Ben, flowerpot trains."
• The ending skit, Caddy enters his kitchen to find a TrackMaster Push Along toy of Percy with torn up bread, prompting Caddy to mime with the famous "Look what you've done to our breakfast!" line from Thomas Comes to Breakfast. Before cutting to him slamming the door shut, resulting in the letterbox falling off (Bonus points as shown in the outtakes is that the Letterbox failure wasn't actually planned and they decided to keep it in.)
• The opening skit with TomSka as "TomSka the Tank... Person" deserves special mention as well:
  Caddy: What the hell is that on your head?
  TomSka: It's my short stumpy funnel.
  Caddy: I need to stop asking questions.
  • Seconds later, he brings up his "short stumpy dome", prompting Caddy to leave in disgust, but before he does...
  TomSka: (gestures dramatically towards Caddy as sad music plays) No, wait! DON'T GO!
  Caddy: Why?
  (Tom promptly farts the game out from his funnel, a cardboard tube crudely taped to his head, which hits Caddy in the face)
  • And seconds after that:
  Caddy: I am not picking that up.
  TomSka: (in a quiet, sotto voice) You have to pick it up.
  Caddy: But it smells of poo!
  TomSka: Yeah.
  • In the comments, TomSka claims that it's not him that appeared in the video, but his father, ThomSkar the Tank Person.
• The introduction following the above-mentioned opening skit.
  Caddy: Thomas the Tank Engine is a train. -beat- He's blue. -beat- He has a face. -beat- Thanks for coming to my seminar!
• "AND HERE'S A PICTURE OF A DYING TRACTION ENGINE!"
  • Which is quickly followed by Caddy breaking down as he attempts to sing the Thomas & Friends theme song from seasons 8-10 (Engine Roll Call).
• Thomas the Tankin' Dankin'
  • Tom Tom the Tank Tank
  • Honkey the Tonk Eagle
• "'Oh thank you, sir!' said Thomas", complete with the series' trademark spinning eyes superimposed on Caddy's face.
  • Heck, pretty much every face Caddy makes during the video, especially shrugging at the idea that Sir Topham Hatt doesn't know the time, or the devious grin when he intends to let Percy get slammed by falling rocks.
• "What do you think the crime rate on Sodor is like?"
• "Onto the JAMES mini-game."

Garbage Gaming Opinions

Peppa Pig HAS A MUSIC CAREER

• Peppa P'Eminem
• Caddy brings up the infamous "Peppa Pig is 7'1"" meme, and then wonders that if she's that tall, how big does that make Daddy Pig? Cue an overblown picture of Daddy Pig appearing next to a cowering Caddy.
  Daddy Pig: I know exactly how heavy I am!
  Caddy: Please don't.
  (Daddy Pig leans back onto Caddy with a loud CRUNCH!)
  Daddy Pig: Oh-ho-ho-ho!
• His dramatic readings of "Bing Bong Zoo" and "Balloon Ride".
• The song "Peppa's Party Time" has the kids sing the word "party" so many times that it starts to sound like the word "potty" later in the song.
  Caddy: And I don't know about you, but the very idea of a song existing on this album called "Peppa's Potty Time" makes me violently ill in my mouth.
  • Made even funnier now that an officially-licensed Peppa Pig nursery rhyme channel has uploaded this.
• In the end, Caddy declares that, unlike the show, the album is just harmless fluff... buuut it still has Peppa's face on it, so Caddy still has to punish it.
  (Caddy runs through his house to the show's theme song, going to the kitchen and sticking the album, jewel case and all, in the toaster)
  Caddy (singing): Peeeeppa's skin!
  (slices of ham pop out of the toaster, accompanied by a real pig's squeal)

Pushing the Switch Lite to Breaking Point

• The "Octogre" poster.
• Caddy apparently has a second life as a "horrible goose", flapping his arms around and scaring everybody while wearing a goose mask with a built-in kazoo.

Yooka Laylee and the Impossible Lair

• Both times Caddy reads a word that Microsoft Word auto-corrected, which consist of "Donkey Long Country" instead of "Donkey Kong Country" and "furnishing" instead of "frustrating".

MediEvil PS4

• Caddy having Sir Dan bounce on a brain platform and singing a jolly song before he gets interrupted by a turret enemy and goes berserk on it.
• "I make some fucked up babies!"
  • "I also make too many babies. They've got to go somewhere!"

Luigis Mansion 3

• "I know what hides under your bed every night, children. It's Chainsaw Luigi..."
  • "HUSH, LITTLE BABY! DON'T SAY A WORD!! LUIGI'S GONNA SAW YOUR LEGS OFF!"
• "IT'S-A ME, GORDON RAMSAY!"

Death Stranding

Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order

• The intro has Caddy enter Amy's room, jump-cutting into his hoodie and igniting a Kylo Ren lightsaber. She doesn't last long.
  Caddy: AMY.
  Amy: What do you want?
  Caddy: (now wearing a hoodie, grins and activates saber)
  Amy: Oh.
  One Wilhelm Scream later and Caddy exits the room, still grinning.
  Caddy: I love ending younglings.
• And Fallen Order seems like it is going to let Caddy indulge in all the kid-murder he wants. And the first one he wants to get is the ginger guy front and center...who happens to be Cal Kestis, the game's protagonist.
• Eager to try out all the Force magic in the game, the first we see of Caddy playing the game...is making Cal glitch out on a pole.
• Jedi Master was Caddy's preferred difficulty over the game's hardest setting, Grand Master. "I mean have you seen what happens to the grandmasters?" (cue LEGO Yoda Death noise)
• The fact that the Stormtroopers can hit Caddy leads him to wonder if its even a Star Wars game.
• "And after a daring escape, you hook up with a band of raggle taggle rogues with a lady called Cere, and a four armed nightmare monster called FREEZY BREEZE MADE THESE THREE TREES FREEZE Greez."
• Much to Caddy's horror, at one point the ginger-haired Cal starts plucking at a space mandolin (well, seven string hallikset but yeah.)
  Caddy: Oh no, CAL! NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Put that guitar down, with that hair we don't need a Star Wars Ed Sheeran! (pauses clip) Although saying that...Ed Sheeran looks like he came from Star Wars anyway.
• The magically appearing A-posing Nightbrothers on Dathomir.
• Sadly, even on the beefy tech that is PS4 Pro with Performance Mode on, texture pop in still kinda marred Caddy's experience. That and parts where the game pauses briefly to load the rest of the world while Cal seems to vibrate in fourth dimensional space rapidly. Of course this was a necessity since the PC version Caddy wanted to use, even when he got it on Steam, saddled him with EA's Origin anyway.
• The combat and difficulty of Fallen Order, as Caddy noticed is, rather reminiscent of Dark SoLORDS OF THE FALLEN! Continuining this is the experience system and stims being reminiscent of the mechanics from Dark SouNIOH!
• Caddy phonetically yelling out BD-1's subtitles as if they were actual words.
• Speaking of BD-1, Caddy realizing that his name could be a pun on "BuDdy." Cue the Star Wars "LOL" title.
• At one point Caddy learns of the late Jedi master Ooba-Neba Nocci.
  Caddy: Waitwaitwait, hang on a BLEEDING HOLE, who's this? Ooba Neeba Knocky? (smaller voice) IS THAT ED SHEERAN'S JEDI NAME?
• Caddy was all too eager to change his lightsaber colour to green, seeing blue as overrated. Once he finally got to change it to purple..."I'm Samuel L. Weasley!"
• Caddy has time to praise Cal's natural skill progression throughout the game compared to Anakin Skywalker's hackneyed Chosen One status:
  Caddy-Gon Jinn: Urrr this kid has midichlorians so many midichlorians that must mean he can do the Force real good (cut to Darth Vader choking out Captain Antilles) OH NO ANAKIN STOP IT
• Cal looks like he's being told off by a maths teacher on the pause screen.
  Caddy: (in falsetto) Why haven't you done! Your! HOMEWORK!
  Cal: Oh miss I'm really sorry please don't get the wolves!
• And for those wondering what happened to their mother's old carpets, Fallen Order has them...in the form of horribly rendered Wookiees.
• The game itself still wins Caddy over with amazing setpieces like a derelict Venator-class, a giant Kashyyyk tree and an AT-AT covered in seaweed that you then hijack to blow the ever-living hell out of the Empire's shit.
• Finally, Caddy ends the review by putting Fallen Order next to the latest Battlefronts.
  Caddy: Ya did done good, kid. Ya did done good. (pats Fallen Order...and punches the new Battlefronts off his desk.)

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