History Funny / CaddicarusMainSeasons8To13

-->'''Caddy:''' Okay...don't think I really wanna go there.
* Speaking of the lion, at one point, Caddy thinks he sounds too much like the voice from VideoGame/StreetFighterI.

-> '''Caddy:''' Okay, that's very kind of you, Uncle Scar, but the problem with that is that you can already jump on top of enemies without needing the delayed pounce attack anyway, so why don't you go and eat your own asshole?

-->'''Caddy''' (after talking about a scene from Series/{{Teletubbies}}) At this point, I would happily change the channel. If I was lucky, Funnybones would be on! (beat) I told you this video would be embarrassing, didn't I?

* "Funnybones? More like... Shit-your-pantsbones."

'''Caddy''': *laughing* Well, I don't think anyone was ready for Dot Man there. Can we get a montage?\\

-->'''Caddy:''' Hey, do you reckon on the Island of Sodor, when a train loses a race against another train, [[TemptingFate it gets thrown into the scrapyard?]]
-->''(A loading screen pops up that shows Oliver in the scrapyard)''

* "Bill and Ben, Bill and Ben, [[WesternAnimation//{{BillAndBenTheFlowerpotMen flowerpot}} [[WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} trains.]]"
* The ending skit, Caddy enters his kitchen to find a TrackMaster Push Along toy of Percy with torn up bread, prompting Caddy to mime with the famous "Look what you've done to our breakfast!" line from ''Thomas Comes to Breakfast''. Before cutting to him slamming the door shut, resulting in the letterbox falling off (Bonus points as shown in the outtakes is that the Letterbox failure wasn't actually planned and [[ThrowItIn they decided to keep it in.]])

---> '''Caddy:''' Oh, ooooh lord he's coming. Oh, he's coming up- THERE HE IS! AHH! MY GOD!!! If you thought the Kinder Egg was scary, well, this guy's [[Film/TheRing coming to get you seven days after you finish this video!]]

---> '''Caddy:''' Oh, no, the singing isn't helping! Oh god quick, just fall off the bloody wall, expose your brain, die horribly and let's move on!

-->'''Caddy:''' Look at that face; what a steal! I wanna steal him.

-->'''Caddy:''' Actually, now that we're on this subject, have you ever realized how fucking dumb this nursery rhyme is in the first place? Like I mean, "When they were up, they were up/And when they were down, they were down/And when they were only halfway up, they were neither up nor down." I mean, first of all, [[RhymingWithItself "down" rhymes with "down"]] so that's not very good, and secondly...fucking ''[[CaptainObvious durrh]]'', right? I mean, what else are you supposed to say? It's not like you can go, "And when they were up, they were down/And when they were down, they were left/And when they were only halfway up, [[GainaxEnding they got into a spaceship and fucked off,]]" it's like, you can't say that.

--->'''Caddy:''' Whoa, did you see that?! Look at him go!

--->'''Doc Brown:''' ''EIGHTY EIGHTY MILES'' '''''[[SensoryAbuse PER HOOOUUUR-]]'''''

---> '''Singer:''' X, Y, Z and ampersand...

* When it gets to "Bingo Was His Name-o" he points out the SpecialEffectsFailure of the doghouse jittering around as the letters "B-I-N-G-O" appear on it. "B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O and Bingo's house was green-screened!"

* This gem, in reference to the car the family uses in the camping episode, which can turn into a boat [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext for no adequately explored reason]]:

''(camera zooms in on the car-boat's flag, which has a Jolly Roger on it)''\\

-->'''Caddy''' (in a gruff, deep voice) So kids, if you wait until the dead of the night and go into a dark empty house and down the stairs into the dank dirty basement full of spiders, you'll find a family of dead rotting corpses waiting for you!
* "Funnybones? More like... Shityourpantsbones."

* When discussing the episode "[[WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries Make a Wish]]", we are greeted with the representative entry on the list: "Speter Sparker Spider"[[note]]a spider with Peter Parker's head on it[[/note]]. Cue Caddy's "WTF?" face and record scratching.

** After describing in detail the photorealistic end credits of Captain Scarlet in various forms of surprisingly inescapeable peril and how ''he'' imagined being in those situations, Caddy abruptly declares "I NEED COUNSELING".

-->'''Caddy:''' I made a train called [[Music/MyChemicalRomance Gerard Way]], and he's an angsty young engine full of hatred that nobody understands. Also, I think his funnel is overcompensating for something.
* "Bill and Ben, Bill and Ben, the flowerpot [[WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} trains.]]"
* The ending skit, Caddy enters his kitchen to find a toy of Percy with torn up bread, prompting Caddy to mime with the famous. "Look what you've done to our breakfast!" line from ''Thomas Comes to Breakfast''. Before cutting to him slamming the door shut, resulting in the letterbox falling off (Bonus points as shown in the outtakes is that the Letterbox failure wasn't actually planned and [[ThrowItIn they decided to keep it in.]])

-->'''Caddy''': What the hell is on your head?

* "AND HERE'S AN IMAGE OF A DYING TRACTION ENGINE!"
** Which is quickly followed by Caddy breaking down as he attempts to sing the Thomas & Friends theme song.
* Thomas the Tankin Dankin

** It is after which Caddicarus tries to slaughter it...[[spoiler: but instead of the usual "Bang!", the gun just clicks. Caddicarus looks into the gun, realizing that he ran out of bullets.]]

** The second time this joke happens, [[spoiler: [[CallBack the inflatable Portal turret]] suddenly appears, prompting Caddy to smack it away while it screams]].

* The return of [[spoiler: Story Time with Daddy Caddy]].

** A bit of HarsherInHindsight BlackComedy? Caddy mentions that he ''knew'' Captain Scarlet would be alright since he was indestructible. If you know anything about the show, [[spoiler:you'd know that [[FridgeHorror he can still feel pain]]]].
* After Caddy takes some medication[[note]]specifically, throwing a bottles worth of pills into his open mouth[[/note]] over seeing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggfu7YjiHhI this particular X-cite mint commercial]][[note]]where [[spoiler:[[BodyHorror a snarling dog suddenly climbs out of a person's mouth]]]][[/note]], he mentions to WesternAnimation/{{Pingu}} about feeling "sticky", and suggesting that ''he'' take some as well. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Cue the walrus from "Pingu's Dream".]]

* Caddy is torn on the game. While he finds it fun and a great representation of the show, the controls and camera are, as he describes it, "fucking wank". While he does enjoy the game, he's not sure if he should salvage it. What's the one thing that made him make up his mind? [[spoiler:Reptar dancing with a top hat and cane in the final level. Salvaged!]]

* After spending the whole video praising the game's scariness, graphics and soundtrack... [[spoiler: Caddy claims that he salvaged the game because of the {{Narm}}-y and abrupt [[DownerEnding bad ending]] and then he claims that it's basically a Christmas game.]]

* [[spoiler:Instead of slaughtering the game, Caddy puts it into bathtub in order to "Boil the pork".]]

* [[spoiler:Turns out the Peppa Pig game survived Caddy's attempt to drown it.]]

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** Hakuna Creator/{{Mattel}} [[UsefulNotes/{{Intellivision}} Electronics!]] (with backing vocals by "B17 BAWMBER!")

* A FreezeFrameBonus reveals that Caddy is somehow playing using a ''[[UsefulNotes/Nintendo64 Nintendo 64 controller]]'' of all things.

** Aaaaand [[SchmuckBait it turns out this was a cruel trap]] set by Caddy to trick Gilly into talking about the UsefulNotes/SegaSaturn on Caddy's beloved Playstation-centric channel and give Caddy an excuse to [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness good-]][[BoomHeadshot bye]] Gilly like he has all his other guest stars. Oops!

* Caddy ripping out pages of the magazine twice. The first, during the "Top 50 Games" list, comes when ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon2}}'', is listed with the with the pun "We [[{{IncrediblyLamePun}} ink]] it's great!"'. He does so again when a gamer's [=YouTube=] name is too hard for him to pronounce, only to realize the jumped the gun and ripped multiple pages out, then looks back to see what he missed. Then he learns those pages have a parody of ''Series/TheOnlyWayIsEssex'', and responds by ripping them up further, then ''eating'' them.

* While talking about the game, Caddy gets a phonecall from LetsPlay/SuperButterBuns:

* After Caddy takes some medication[[note]]specifically, throwing a bottles worth of pills into his open mouth[[/note]] over seeing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVb-xRl01ZA this particular X-cite mint commercial]][[note]]where [[spoiler:[[BodyHorror a snarling dog suddenly climbs out of a person's mouth]]]][[/note]], he mentions to WesternAnimation/{{Pingu}} about feeling "sticky", and suggesting that ''he'' take some as well. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Cue the walrus from "Pingu's Dream".]]

* The "[[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} Octogre]]" poster.

--->(''The shot is repeated, but now [[Film/BackToTheFuture the spider leaves a trail of flames behind]]'')

* Caddy's vid ends with the video giving him the famous "St. Ives" riddle which he's easily able to answer...but not before a quick bit of bomb scare from [[Film/DieHardWithAVengeance Simon Gruber]].

--> '''Contestant''': [[EpicFail Sonic]] [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog the Hedgehog]]!

* Caddy's fake names for Youtubers he's never heard of featured in the magazine, such as "Dan The Dumptruck Molester" and "Big Bollocks", leading to a perfect moment of comedy: