Just as poison oak is a plant to avoid, these tropes are Epileptic Trees to avoid (well, not for some of us). Basically a crazy theory of your favourite show/game/movie/book/etc., that just pops into your head, but you don't want to be true. It could be because it's Squick, a wall banger, something horribly cliche, or just plain Trolling For the Evulz, but for whatever reason, you really want to be wrong in this case. Sometimes you wanted to eradicate the theory from your brain, but it still persists and the theory just begs to be written down. Sometimes the guess can contain elements of Canon, Word of God or Truth in Television, but you just found said elements to be too disgusting for standards and/or wished it to be nothing but mere fictional lies. See also No Yay, Fridge Horror, and Stock Epileptic Trees. Older guesses have been archived. See the archive page to review those entries.
Thomas Edison was right in stopping Nikola Tesla.Because of Equivalent Exchange, Tesla's Wireless Free Energy system has to be powered from somewhere. Tesla was outright disgusted with nuclear power, and prefer to harvest energy from the Earth's magnetic field and rotation itself. While Earth seems to be a Perpetual Motion Machine orbiting forever at first sight, this is wrong. Isaac Newton, the mind behind the discovery of the law of Equivalent Exchange, specifically stated that an object will continue to move unless friction is applied to it, and when friction is applied, it will slow down. That friction will be humanity using the Earth's rotation for his own pleasures. Over time, the Earth's rotation and magnetic field will be depleted resulting in doomsday. Humans, being hedonists, do not realize this until it's too late. "Shitty" oil n' nuclear power seems more earth-friendly in comparison.
Thomas Edison stopped Nikola Tesla because Tesla would have turned us into an equivalent of the Incubators.Tesla's supposedly-"Free" Energy system to permeate all of Earth itself must be powered by something, and it's only a matter of time before his descendants use his wireless Resonance system to discover strange quantum brainwaves in prepubescent angst-ridden girls, with properties similarly reminiscent of what ancients described as "reality modifying"... So yes, blame Edison all you want for wired electricity and shitty oil n' nuclear power and leading our future to "still stuck in dilithium-regulated antimatter warp cores" instead of "Deus Ex Machina", but he did the right thing to stop a dystopian Bad Future that is Powered by a Forsaken Child. GLaDOS was, after all, created in a via Brain Uploading, and she is most certainly rampant.
Dipper Pines is in the third phase of the Obsessive Love WheelNow we just have to see how the destructive phase plays out. Based on his current behaviour, feelings of self-hatred and sexual overindulgence to sooth the emotional pain is the most plausible result.
Andy has anal piercings.Okay, this is just too gross. Where is the bloody Brain Bleach?
There are only 2 timelords currently in instance, The Doctor and The MasterEvery WMG on this site about a character being a time lord is just for fun and was written by bored nerdy young people in their free time and are in no way canon.
Apollo Justice: Ace Atttorney will become Canon Discontinuity when Gyakuten Saiban 5 comes out, or at the very least, the Apollo cast will not be in the game at all or mentionedCapcom have already trolled us when they decided not to release AAI2. They'll probably do this. Granted, it's what it's what some of the fanbase will want, considering how much of a Base Breaker Apollo Justice is, but at the very least, I and the other part of the fanbase don't want.
The countries of Axis Powers Hetalia do not have free willReally, I don't see how this could possibly not qualify. They're personified countries, it's pretty much impossible to see how this wouldn't come up. note
Why Kakashi created the Thousand Years of Death Jutsu...
Rinoa is Ultimecia from a Bad Future.
Equestria, Narnia, the worlds in Pixar's movies, wherever Pokémon takes place and the universe of Axis Powers Hetalia will be invaded by Phyrexia and/or the Warp.
Gabe Saporta didn't come here to make us dance tonight.Doesn't bear thinking about.
There are only 34 chapters in Deathly Hallows, and Harry dies at the end, in the forest.The rest of the book takes place after he gets onto the great Hogwarts Express in The Sky, easing him into death. The epilogue is what he wished happened, hence the Happily Ever After vibe.
In Rugrats, Tommy's grandparents Boris and Minka are Holocaust survivors.They're explicitly Jewish. They're Eastern European and the right age. It was never explicitly stated when and under what circumstances they immigrated, though they had to have been at least in their mid-teens to have such strong accents. World War II existed in the Rugrats 'verse - it's Canon that Grandpa Pickles was a soldier in the U.S. Army during that period.
Conan O'Brien is head of the Aryan Union.He just uses the alias "Donald" to throw people off.
Konata And Soujirou are the Japanese Lolita and HumbertTotally changed the way you look at Lucky Star now, Haven't i?
Flaky is losing her mind.The first warning sign was when she snapped in "Snow Place to Go," but the episode that really calls her sanity into question is "Without a Hitch." Her fear wasn't because it was Flippy: Word of God states that she would have reacted the same way if it had been anyone else. Her timid nature seems to be growing into outright paranoia... and The Chokes on You has her happily eating a donut made of Lumpy's hand without even seeming to notice that it's a donut made of friggin' meat. Please, Flaky, pull yourself together!
Lumpy planned to have Mummies at the Dinner Table in the "Kitchen Kringle".If the gas leak really was what offed the other friends, he should have been the first one to go down, as he was in the kitchen himself. We can also only see the gas from a short distance from the kitchen, indicating that it wasn't a lethal threat for Cub and Giggles yet. We also have the issue of the Shlifty twins being there (according to Word of God, although we only see one of them ), despite it being quite clear that Lumpy doesn't like themnote . Several of his deaths occur when he's guilty as hell and not just a Lethal Klutz (in those cases, he often survives), and guess what - here he caused an explosion that killed himself and probably some other poor sods who were walking in the forest, just after he started to laugh maniacally... He started with slipping a lot of sleeping pills into their drinks. The first ones to go were Giggles and Cub, as Giggles was in a couch (indicating that she felt tired and decided to take a nap), and Cub could be playing a bit before falling asleep. Petunia, however, was determined to go and prepare the table, no matter how tired she was feeling. Cuddles and Toothy hadn't drunk as much as the others, and only felt sluggish when Petunia suddenly collapsed in the doorway, making them really scared. Lumpy, upon seeing that they would flee and probably report it if he didn't stop themnote , strangled Toothy and Cuddles, and then made them sit at the dining table after their deaths. Meanwhile, the twins had come to steal some things (no, they aren'T the smartest of thieves). Suddenly when they tried to get away, they found that every door was locked and they couldn't get out before they were caught and met a terrible fate... Lumpy didn't even bother bringing both of them to the table, but dumped one of them there, and then went back to the kitchen to prepare the dinner as if nothing had happened. The gas leak prevented that from happening.
As an alternative, he didn't intend to.While he was trying to mix some Christmas drinks for his friends, he poured the pills into the liquid by mistake as a result of his stupidity. Lumpy was just as terrified as anybody else when Petunia fell, and upon checking her pulse, he found that her pulse was so slow that she was beyond help. This caused his mind to start cracking. Cuddles and Toothy didn't want to stay. The elk, however, was determined to keep things as they once had been, with him and the others sitting around the table, no matter the costs. He tried and tried to keep them in the house, but alas... The twins managed to open up the kitchen window. The gas had started to leak by then, and Lifty, who had gone around stealing everything but the cold, cold chicken, suffocated, while Shifty, who had been waiting outside, shut the window after him and left. Lumpy, upon seeing Lifty in his kitchen, didn't take that well. He threw him out and tried his best to warm the chicken up. Just as he had lit the fire, he came to think of the gas in the room, and was very happy for this nightmare to end when everything blew up. (The writer of these two couldn't decide what was worse - the first one has him acting as a Complete Monster and the other one...)
Every single comic (including manga and newspaper strip) character is an insane, possibly delusional cosplayer.That would explain the plots of many comics.
In the Ace Attorney series, the reason Phoenix's friends don't come out in game 4 is that...they're dead.That would be why they're not even mentioned. The one sending Phoenix the Steel Samurai stuff is just a random person. John List.
Allies who survived in Mass Effect 2 will die anyway in the third game . . .. . . Unless your Old Save Bonus includes all available Downloadable Content. "No, not Tali! If only I'd shelled out more cash I could have saved her!"
The ending of Wings Of Liberty is incompleteKerrigan was faking it. And then the rest of her swarm comes down on the Hyperion, killing and infesting everyone aboard.
Your theories suck and you should be ashamed of them!For the Emperor's sake, Haruhi is not Jesus, Jesus is not the Emprah, and Shinji is not the Emprah! Haruhi would rather choose to bend to Slaanesh than anything, both Shinji and the real Jesus himself lack the spine and Magnificent Bastardry to be the Emprah, and they're all the wrong race and age. The God-Emperor of Mankind is clearly old and Native American. Jesus is a Jewish carpenter. Shinji and Haruhi are angsty Japanese teenagers. And all of them are not Time Lords.
The Emprah is Apache Chief.
Link dies at the end of Link's AwakeningThe events of the game are a massive hallucination while suffering from exposure. Technicolor Science from the nuclear holocaust in the prologue might explain the hair colors (their hair falls out later). Radiation sickness might also explain Kanata's early death, Yutaka's vulnerability to illness, Tsukasa's mental retardation, and Konata's impending early death. The setting would also explain the cast's childlike appearance. (Yeah...reference to a book only known by Bile Fascination, bad science, Character Derailment, Canon Defilement...this Poison Oak Tree's got it all.) Zombie Infectees, only without a physical transformation. The entire game/series would be rendered pointless.
All of the adventures, epic fight scenes, and other fantastic elements in Scott Pilgrim are made up by the narrator.Fact: We know Scott is an Unreliable Narrator because he represses and edits many of his own memories in his flashbacks. Scott's big fight to win Kim's heart in high school? Really Scott beating up her current wussy boyfriend. In the movie, Scott was said to remember it as "having to fight like ninety-six guys to get to him (Kim's captor/boyfriend) and he was like eighty feet tall and shot lightning bolts from his eyes". Sounds an awful lot like it could fit in as one of the series's evil
The main characters in the Animorphs books are avatars for the Gods of Warhammer40k
Twilight is Real Life, and Real Life is an elaborate fanfiction written by incredibly bored bishie "vampires" millenia into the future.Consequently, Edward is God, Jacob is Satan, and Bella is Haruhi Suzumiya.
Activision is going to cause another crash, but only in mainstream gaming.It's obvious that Bobby Kotick's current policies will not be healthy for the company in the long term; but its acquisition of Blizzard, Sierra, and Red Octane indicates that it's doing well for the moment. Suppose it keeps growing bigger and bigger, buying more and more companies. When it collapses, it will take most of the industry with it because it will be most of the industry. Any indie gaming that managed to stay indie won't be affected and will continue to produce the same sorts of games it has for years. Mainstream gaming will ride its tailcoats to recovery by mimicking the most popular indie games. What incredibly popular indie game do you think they'll follow the example of? TOUHOU HIJACK LOL Yes, in a few years badly drawn girls in ridiculous hats will be as common as SPESS MEHRENS, except that you have to build the badly drawn girls in ridiculous hats yourself using ultra-rare materials that take 1000 hours of gameplay to get tools strong enough to gather them before you even start. And that's not counting the time it takes to build your own Bullet Hell stages from scratch to play in, which requires a further 1000 hours of gameplay just to get it to the length of your average Touhou game.
Every Degrassi: The Next Generation character was molested.After all, there were a lot more molestations on Degrassi Junior High. This has to be true.
All the events in Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog happenedIt was when space-time was altered around Los Angeles, California. This also caused the supposed "writer's strike," which was a cover-up for a space-time-alteration bubble.
The cars in the Burnout series are Pixar's Cars being forced to play deathmatch games for the entertainment of the powerful members of the Cars universeBoth take place in universes where cars have replaced humans. But Burnout is much "bloodier."
A much more depressing theory: Philosophers are insane and delusional.That explains the existence of the Nietzsche Wannabe.
All philosophies are wish fulfilment, such as the philosophy of Plato. Especially Plato.
The relationship between Scar and Mufasa is realistic and representative of how brothers co-rule Real Life lion packs in every regard.
The Medieval Inquisition consisted of sexual molestation.
Scott Pilgrim is deadThe light at the end of the series was a Kaizo Trap.
Real Hell will be worse than what Dante has predicted.No fiery Badasses who go To Hell and Back, no something resembling The Legions of Hell, Training from Hell, A Hell of a Time, Deal with the Devil which results in being Cursed with Awesome, Horny Devils or something that says Evil Is Sexy all over it, anything that's like Warhammer 40,000 or even Heavy Metal, none of those. It will contain over nine thousand instances of fates worse than death IMPOSED BY GOD HIMSELF, (compared to Dante's only nine) such as seeing one's own most feared Nightmare Fuel, being paralyzed for eternity, an environment similar to a combination of Nineteen Eighty-Four and I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, and endless shows involving Barney, Omochao, Justin Bieber, Big, The Werehog, Merlina, Pearl, Patchy, Fanboy, Chumchum, and Hannah Montana.
Real Heaven will be the same, or even worse.Because God Is Evil and it's a Crapsack World after all...
The Slender Man is the good guy.We are the horrors that should not walk the earth.
There are no Time Lords.Because when everyone's a Time Lord, no one will be.
Any fictional Disappeared Dads and Missing Moms who recieve little to no mention in the narrative are likely to be permanent victims of The TARDIS explosion.This crossed my mind when I was thinking about Fate Tesstarossa's Father and Hayate Yagami's parents. Or even Chiyo's Parents. Since they are never mentioned (or, in Hayate's case, given a very flimsy tag of 'dead'), it is as if they have been wiped from memory/existence for good...and yes, that does mean the Doctor's "Big Bang 2.0" is NOT perfect.
Barney is Evangelion Unit-01And Nyarlathotep created both series to drive all of us insane, with Ear Worms for the former and Soundtrack Dissonance for the latter....
FATAL is the most historically accurate RPG ever.The Squick? Real. The total randomness? Totally real. Randy gay ogres? All too real. Historians feared future generations would Go Mad from the Revelation and conspired to create the much better and awesomer history we all know and love. Want the evidence? Just look at /b/, your penis or one of the most hated subjects of all time (ONE OF THE MOST HATED SUBJECTS OF ALL TIME!!!).
All of the Starfleet vessels destroyed at Wolf 359 had civilians and children aboard.
TV Tropes has prostitution in it.Seriously, why does the trope "Entry Pimp" exists?
The Real Life section of the Heartwarming listing is all fake
When a person / character from any medium commits suicide (including Real Life people like you and me), they get reincarnated into Real Life.Committing suicide means you go to Hell, which is apparently Room 101, the worst thing in the world, which for the suicidal is.... Present Day, Present Time, Real Life! You could be Hitler right now. To me, punishing such a simple and poetic act of expressing one's misery with harsh disproportion is the irrevocable proof that God Is EVIL.
There are no "Muggleborns" in Harry Potter. They are all rapechildren.Every. Single. ONE. Every "Muggleborn", from Myrtle, to the Creevy brothers, to Lily and Hermione are in fact the children caused by forced liaisons between Purebloods and local Muggles (poor Mrs. Creevy...). There are no Muggleborns, they're all Halfbloods! You see, Voldemort hated muggles, but he saw nothing wrong with having his minions rape a few muggle women for the hell of it. As one fanfic author put it: An Imperio here, an Obliviate there... it's so easy. Of course, this has been going on since long before ol' Voldy. After all, the Muggleborns had to come from somewhere in the past. However, the practice greatly increased under the rule of any Dark Lord. Odds are, the number of Muggle Borns attending Hogwarts will have spiked in the years following the First Wizarding War, and will experience another minor spike in the decade following the end of the series. It probably tapers off in times of peace, but will never disappear completely...
Mario is a castrato.Why else do you think a grown man has an abnormally high voice?
Squidward Tentacles committed suicide a long time ago; being in the SpongeBob SquarePants universe is his punishment.With me being a suicide symphatizer, this has got to be the most horrible theory I could ever come up with.
The Poison Oak Epileptic Trees will become a great source of poetry.Well, Poison Oak Epileptic Trees is in an acronym, P.O.E.T.
Every single "normal" person had been sent to the Ministry of Love, where they are Mind Raped in order to never dissent. In fact, every single person had been sent to the Ministry of Love, we are just able to dissent because either all of us are just repressing the traumatic fact, or because of our will to escape the pain we escaped into a much more mundane delusion, which is Real Life.In other words, Everybody Is Sam Lowry In Room 101. Also, being in Tv Tropes means you are up for being Unpersoned. That's how horrible it is. Yukari is, without fail for every second of every day, keeping the tone of the game within acceptable, non-GRIMDARK territory.
Everyone goes to Room 101 when they die.Hence why babies cry at birth. We all go to Room 101 when we die, facing our worst fears from our unconscious, and then when we do repent, reincarnated back in this world, but due to the massive trauma we suffer soul-washing and thus seem to be born knowing nothing. Those who resist, however...
There is no continuity.Every movie serial chapter, television episode, book in a series, issue of a comic, story in an issue of an anthology comic, adaptation of a story, is in a different universe from each other.
Ash's father is dead.There will be The Unreveal And no one will ever find out who he is.
Iris really is a racist stereotype.Of what race, I'm not sure.
In the fabled Mario/Sonic crossover platformer, Rouge the Bat will be the only playable character, period.The evidence: She was a rival in the Vancouver edition. Countless fans demanded for her to be playable. Even more demaned a Mario And Sonic crossover platformer. Sega is known for being a Literal Genie. For example, Sonic the Hedgehog 4 only has Sonic playable because the fans demanded a reduction of the cast. Sega may do the same with this platformer. and if youre saying "Oh no, Miru!", you are correct.
Oogie Boogie hates Jack Skellington because Jack had tried to or have sexually assault himOr, alternatively, Jack hates Oogie because Oogie tried to or have raped him.
Big has raped Amy and Cream several times
Bruce Wayne is a catatonic patient in an asylum, and all of the Batman's adventures are just his delusionsNo less than three of his villains are psychiatrists (Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, and Hugo Strange). Joker is obviously another patient in the asylum, who has an exaggerated slight unrequited love or freindship from Harley, and (sexual) feuds with Bruce. The tonal differences in different periods of Batman's history is due to different medication regimes. Arkham Asylum comes up time and time again. His fellow "crimefighters" follow this: Commisioner Gordon is a police officer who sympathizes with the delusional Batman, Robins are children who were brought in somehow to see him and sympathized for extended periods of time, Batgirl is Gordon's daughter, who followed along with the Batman story for a while, who became a police officer and subsequently lost her legs in a gunfire incident that Batman's mind interpreted as fault of the Joker, went on to become a computer worker who has friends in the aviary sciences, Alfred the butler is either a prison worker or a family friend, who tells many tales of things that constitute the Batman's arsenal of weapons and fighting styles, but some medical affliction kept him from becoming a crimefighter in his own right, etc. any incidents in which Batman has his TRULY dead family (what drove him insane, really) brought back to him is an ill-advised combination of a shortage of drugs and a necessary treatment change and lucid dreaming in an unstable mental treatment. The Justice League and other "heroes" was something from a television Show Within a Show that he had the luxury of watching several times, or people with different medical afflictions he consistently met when he required hospital treatment in other wings, and Gotham's existence is probably the name of the area or city where the asylum stands.
Miko will have a toyTotally confirmed.◊ (The humans are pack-ins with Deluxe-sized Optimus Prime and Megatron figures.)
Dr. Eggman raped Yacker to death
Cream's dad is The Joker
The regenerations keep getting more unstable.The Second Doctor just shrugged it off. The Third spent some time in bed; the Fourth babbled about random stuff for a bit. The Fifth went into a coma for a while. The Sixth attacked his companion. Both the Seventh and the Eighth had amnesia. The Tenth went into a coma. His regeneration in "Stolen Earth" / "Journey's End" doesn't count because Ten stalled and redirected it. (Doctor!Donna had severe, if time-delayed, regeneration problems...) Eleven burned up the inside of the TARDIS as he came in. Later regenerations will be even nastier.
Mikuru Asahina is a whore.Seriously, how long will she keep disguising herself as being sexually submissive to the powers that be (Haruhi, Kyon, etc.)? If you think about what she's doing, she enjoys being Haruhi's chair.
And with the reputation of the Orks being one of the greatest badasses in all existence... *bangs head to wall*
Justin Bieber is God.Everytime you sin, you are condemned to being mindraped by his song "Baby".
Mikey really hates it.He hates everything.
Sonic 06 is the last Sonic game in chronological order, and the Archie Comics come afterward and Sonic Chronicles before itEvery character who appaered in Chronicles but not 06 died, and eveyone got bombed by the Xorda at the end.
Santa is Kira.He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice...
They really shouldn't have crossed the streams.Egon said crossing the streams was bad. He was right. Ghostbusters ended with Egon and team purposefully destroying the world, so as to take Gozer and co with them. The rest of the film, and the sequel, is a dream sequence in that last dying microsecond.
Miru will eventually run SEGA
There will be a mass suicide in 2012.It's very likely that somewhere there is a cult that is obsessed with the end of the world and 2012. If such a cult exists, it's very likely that they'd commit suicide on December 21st. Similar to the way the Heaven's Gate cult committed suicide when the Hale-Bopp comet passed by.
Real Life takes place in the Warhammer40000 universe
The person most possible to be God Emperor of Mankind is not Jesus, not Shinji Ikari, but Adolf Hitler.
Vladimir Lenin is the God Emperor of Mankind.He's not dead just napping in his glass coffin.
The ultimate goal of all Woodlanders in Redwall is the complete extermination of all the vermin speciesThe lesser races must be purged!
After the end of WALL•E, when the humans returned to Earth......their bodies could no longer digest unprocessed whole organic food. With the Axiom no longer able to provide their every need and only healthy vegetables available, most of them succumbed to food poisoning. The survivors were eventually poisoned by the polluted air (just because some plants could grow there didn't mean humans could survive long).
Japan is R'lyeh.An Eldritch Location located on a dimensional rift, after all what explains these creatures of the Uncanny? However, the real terror lies beneath, where an invincible, omnipotent, cephalopodean Eldritch Abomination lies slumbering. And when this Terror soon awakes, we who are unlucky enough to still survive shall despair and suffer a Fate Worse Than Death. The closest thing to this disgustingly indescribable vision? Just see the Guro and Tentacle Rape genres.
Jurgen doesn't exist; he's half of Cain's split personality.The reason Jurgen doesn't appear in any of the popular depictions of Cain's life? It's not because of Inquisitorial shenanigans, it's because there never was any such person. Cain's little publicly-released propaganda autobiography? It's, despite his protestations to the contrary, a completely accurate telling of events. The secret journals Amberley discovered are the elaborate fiction. In reality, Cain is tortured by survivor's guilt over all the people in the 597th, the citizens of Perlia, and the Commissar cadets that he wasn't able to save in the end, not to mention that his mind has been tainted by repeated contact with the Warp and the agents of Chaos. He intentionally and consistently portrays himself as more selfish and cowardly than he is (something that Amberley, as editor, frequently points out), but he still needed somebody around to be a big damn hero and save the day — thus, he invents Jurgen, the living embodiment devotion to duty and selfless service to the Emperor, as a repository for all of the good, heroic qualities that he extracted from his portrayal of himself.
Several days have passes since you discovered WMGs.You are now realizing you haven't gotten any work done and you have a new addiction.
Justin Bieber is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.Either Mozart is an alien Bieber, or in the distant future people will see Bieber as our equivalent of Mozart. Ugh, now my taste in music is ruined forever.
Freud Was Wrong.His theories are outdated and simply mere navelgazing anyway. Nowadays, behaviours are pointed out by scientific means on genetics and Pavlovian fear conditioning. A Clockwork Orange is basically based on Truth in Television. your subconscious will asplode if you think too much about it in a Freudian Couch. all come to your rescue in N's Castle. And the fact that they are never seen with the Dark Trinity.
2015 will turn out like 1985-A.
In Code Geass, Euphemia herself planned the Euphinator genocide incidentIt all went Just as Planned. Either she wants to get a bad reputation, or she really really wants an excuse to kill some people For the Evulz of it, but she has no motivation to do it herself.
Justin Bieber is the angel Arael.However, the angel decided to forego using Hallelujah Chorus and psychoanalysis as a form of mind rape and instead switched to catchy tunes that slowly consume our souls from the inside out.
Justin Bieber is Shinji Ikari.The Instrumentality was corrupted so much it took the form of catchy tunes. UGH
Justin Bieber is Haruhi Suzumiya.But since this is Real Life, he only managed to warp a portion of the universe at his whim, and that's why there are still fangirls even though his music is crap.
Justin Bieber is Jesus.No. NO. Cain help us all. *commits suicide*
SpongeBob is an Eldritch Abomination, and the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom are his cosmic playthingsYou want proof? Ask Squidward Tentacles for starters.
TV Tropes is made up of Food Chains.Now that you have ate The Fair Folk's food and information, you are now their slave forever, and this chain can never be obliterated all for eternity, unless....
All Moe Moe characters are designed solely to be broken, so that our perverted power fantasies can be fulfilledBecause, I couldn't think of any other logical reason for their existence. O-Haruhi-Sama Herself demonstrates this by torturing Mikuru Asahina, which results in Mikuru having a popular appeal instead of being just an annoying filler character. dystopian world of Nineteen Eighty-Four is run by TV Tropes itself. This is a very inconvenient truth indeed which I myself feel doubleplusungood upon, but come on, any chap who got their life ruined by TV Tropes and have actually read the book can use the book to explain how TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life. TV Tropes began as a wiki that presented itself to the masses as a buttload more informal and more friendly than Wikipedia, like how Big Brother presented himself as a friend and socialist revolutionary against the Capitalists and Elitists, and suddenly things went out of shape. We got to love Tropes more and more, the Tropes gained more and more authority and rose to the top of the hierarchy, and as a radical deviation from Wikipedian oldthinkers and their obsession with "evidence" and "notability", the format of This Very Wiki introduces and encourages the use of New Speak (Wiki Words), doublethink and self denial (No Fourth Wall structure, anti-empiricism disguised as There Is No Such Thing as Notability), which at first glance was a fun thing, but in fact is a memetic mutative Mind Manipulation mechanism that is utilized in infecting and radically altering and brainwashing our minds and perception and leaving us into mental stasis. With the pure power that originally belonged to ourselves having been consumed by the Tropes, They knew how our intricate lives work every single time, They got the power to modify history and reality when They see fit, and we, in turn, were left with ruined, decaying, crapsack lives and an unending, blind, absolute love, fear, acceptance and adoration for Them. Fast Eddie and
N was sexually abused by Ghetsis.Ghetsis needed some way to break his will to fulfill his plans, since he thought cutting off contact from other humans wasn't 100% fool-proof. And seeing as how Ghetsis is the unparalleled pinnacle of cunt in the Pokémon world, why not do just that, induce Stockholm Syndrome in his son, and release his lustful impulses, all at the same time? And to make things worse, N might well be one of that subset of victims that go on to abuse children themselves, seeing the No Yay with the player character on the ferris wheel combined with his social regression. Where do you think people got the idea for hebephile!N in Japanese fanart? Thankfully, he doesn't have the psychological symptoms that would clearly support that theory, but then again he might have just been good at hiding himself...
Reed Richards Is Useless. Literally.It's true.
Buster the Dummy is sentient.If, in the MythBusters universe, investing enough emotional energy into an inanimate object can "awaken" it, Buster's been through enough with his teammates to qualify. The reason he hasn't objected to this treatment is either because he's too low on the Sliding Scale of Living Toys, or because, as a crash test dummy, he has no mouth. I'm not sure I want to contemplate whether or not sentient dummies can feel pain.
Klonoa's real world is a Crapsack WorldAnd it's so horrendously awful that the inhabitants, including Klonoa himself, often use hallucinogens to escape it, causing them to imagine that they are in happy, colorful dreamworlds. (Hence, Phantomile.) But it eventually wears off, snapping them out of the dream-state. (Hence, Klonoa getting sucked out of Phantomile instead of simply leaving it.) Hell on Earth whether we like it or not. And You Can't Fight Fate. Except for the Mormons. During Winston's torture, O'Brien described that the philosophy of Ingsoc is basically a an Assimilation Plot: "The first thing you must realize is that power is collective. The individual only has power in so far as he ceases to be an individual. You know the Party slogan: Freedom is Slavery. Has it ever occurred to you that it is reversible? Slavery is freedom. Alone-free-the individual is always defeated. It must be so, because every human being is doomed to die, which is the greatest of all failures. But if he can make complete, utter submission, if he can escape from his identity, if he can merge himself into the Party so that He IS the Party, then he is all-powerful and immortal. Sounds like the Instrumentality plot, doesn't it? Basically, Winston Smith is a Shinji Ikari figure: George Orwell even emphasized on his Oedipus Complex. Julia, a hedonistic " rebel from the waist down", is Misato (or Asuka to a lesser degree). O'Brien and B.B. are Kaworu (who betrayed Shinji) and Rei (central apex of assimilation, aka God), respectively. It is possible that Winston originally lived in the NGE universe as a Lawful Evil person, however, since The Instrumentality takes the form of an Ironic Hell designed to break Individual personalities in the most efficient manner, he ended up in the 1984 universe, perhaps one of his worst possible inner thoughts. Another disgusting problem with this theory is that the Instrumentality WMG is overdone. The most horrible part? Rei Ayanami, the Meme we all know and love, will send you to Room 101 and make you experience your worst fears. That's how horrible it is.
Nineteen Eighty-Four takes place in the Haruhi Suzumiya universe. In fact, Haruhi created the dystopian 1984 universe as wish fulfilment for her power fantasies.Haruhi = God = B.B.
Kyon = Only Sane Man, forced to love God in the end = Winston
Mikuru = Tried to seduce Kyon = Julia
Itsuki = The Philosopher = O'Brien
Yuki = Possibly the real, active power behind Haruhi / God = The Thought Police /Telescreen
Shinji Ikari didn't kill Kaworu Nagisa, instead, Kaworu killed Shinji by playing the Suicide Symphony a.k.a. Symphony no. 9 The Ode To Joy on him.HITLER!
The Human Centipede really is 100% medically accurate.And somewhere, out there, there are a lot of doctors waiting to sew your mouth into somebody else's ass. Then they will viciously experiment on secret ingredients to make magic potions of Brain Bleach, and thats best case scenario.
The afterlife takes the form of an infinite manifestation of The Human Centipede.All the souls of humans who have ever existed, and will exist, are connected mouth to anus, with shit passed through the infinitely-long digestive tract.
One piece is literally a single gold piece. Gol D. Roger sqandered the rest and sent everyone on a wild goose chase for the lulz.
The Diclonius Research Facility in Elfen Lied is a rape camp.And by rape camp I mean a guro hentai rape camp. You want proof? Just search for the "Unknown Man".
The next Stalker game will be Shadow of Fukushima.Ah, yes, "Too Soon." We have dismissed that claim.
Aerith deserved to die.She was trying to seduce Cloud anyway (Example: Compensated Dating)
Remember how Adell acquired his dislike of women from a life-threatening encounter with a succubus?Now, what violent, traumatizing act would a succubus do to a small child that would cause him to mistrust women for the rest of his life? ...Uh, yeah. Hotori wrote a silly story for a contest where the character with the largest breasts got beheaded in a land made of dessert. Funny, right? Then along came episode 3 of Madoka Magica, complete with the largest-breasted character being beheaded in a land made of dessert. Another example happened in the second part episode 7. Hotori's brother stayed up one night and commented on how creepy an ordinary night was. Then Hotori pointed out that it turned midnight and is now May 1st, meaning that the previous night was April 30th. In other words, the night when that episode took place was none other than Walpurgis Night. Finally, in the prologue for episode 10, the narrator comments about some people praying to mysterious extraterrestrial forces to get their wishes granted. In Madoka Magica, it turns out that Kyubey is an alien. One who grants wishes if you make a contract with him. Coincidence, or SHAFT being SHAFT? You decide.
Everything is getting more GRIMDARK.It's true. But since this is Real Life, it's less awesome, more despair. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *commits suicide*
Netto is dead. Games 3-6 are his radiation induced hallucinations and dying dream.He was exposed to an insane level of radiation- at least ten times the threshold required to inflict both brain cancer and Central Nervous Syndrome. Central Nervous Syndrome begins to manifest within minutes of such an incredible dose. First, delirium, then the brain swells causing the patient to fall into a coma as the brain presses against the skull. There is no treatment for Central Nervous Syndrome, and so the comatose victim dies within a day or so.
Cilan molested Cabernet.Cabernet's Imagine Spot was right all along, she just wasn't blatantly graphic. Supported by the fact that Cilan didn't seem so different in their rematch than in the fantasy. He also was pretty sadistic towards her.
Ghetsis has more kids, other than N.Well, had, actually. Kids A-M.
Everyone and everything is going to Hell.It won't be the good Hell, the peculiar Hell, or even one you can fight against. No, it's the ultimate Fate Worse Than Death,And I Must Scream Hell.You can't even get used to it. This is because God is a Complete Monster, who is going to torture all of us forever purely For the Evulz. And he's also a Multiversal Conqueror who can never be stopped, and destroyed all opposition. The reason we even have a life is because He wants us to experience joy before the torturing. Think about that long and hard.
Shadow refused to watch Midnight SpankNo wonder we don't see Rouge or Omega around anymore.
Shinji was using Asuka's hand in the hospital scene.And thus is even more screwed up than first thought.
You are in fact Asuka.You are catatonic, everything is All Just a Dream created by being Mind Raped, and Shinji is using your hand......
Zeus Cerevas will become SpongeBob's creative director some dayH1N1 AIDS-causing bubonic tuberculo-syphilis is nasty.
Aang really is white.Because the Air Nomads weren't actually based on actual Tibetans or Shaolin monks or any other real-world Asian Buddhist group, but on Western hippies enthralled with Asian mysticism.
Rouge the Bat is dying of leukemiaThe only fur she has is on her head.
Kefka enslaved Terra.Because the very idea of mind control (the Slave Crown on Terra's head) is Power Perversion Potential itself. And who can find more power perversion potential (both literally and metaphorically) than a sadistic nihilist who has no moral compass whatsoever?
Pearl is a rapechildmuch like N was, but with the additional function of serving as concubines and making more children for his empire.
Oh, and either of them is possibly N's mother (and maybe those of A-M above). Notice how young both of them look in that opening cutscene? Now guess N's age from his appearance and put two and two together. (Still don't get it? Ghetsis impregnated them as soon as they began puberty. And yes, it also means that N is a rapechild. You're bloody welcome.)
Lady Gaga's meat-suit was made from Gwen Stefani.There can be only one!
Ryan's shoes are made from murdered SmurfsAnd just how many links Have You made In your time, You Monster.
Fast Eddie is a Complete Monster who uses TV Tropes to ruin the masses' lives and drive some of them to suicide.......while he extracts their money forever and occasionally commits Smurf genocide to make those aforementioned Blue TV Tropes links.
Blue hair is made from Smurfs.And green hair is made from Ninja Turtles, pink hair is made from little ponies and all the other colors are made from Care Bear fur.
Diamonds are made from Soul Gems.They say diamonds are forever, right? Well, so are souls.
TVTropes does not exist.You are not reading this page, but in fact hallucinating it superimposed over the empty browser window you've got open at the moment. Any tropes and examples of tropes that you read on this site that you didn't already know about beforehand (either consciously or subconsciously) are all lies. Furthermore, when somebody links you to T Vtropes, they are not posting an actual hyperlink but instead a JPEG image that triggers a hallucinogenic response in your brain making you think that you've arrived at a site called T Vtropes. If there are any books, movies, TV shows, or web-comics that you think you discovered through T Vtropes, you really just stumbled across them randomly and the hallucination rewrote your memory of discovering them to attribute the find to T Vtropes.
TV Tropes (which does not exist), Gargamel and the Rio Tinto Group are about to go to war over the world's dwindling Smurf colonies.So...much...bluuuuue... Complete Monster page, we always warn "No Real Life Examples, Please!!" and lock it. Even though Hitler and Stalin are obvious monsters. That's because there are no morals in Real Life, anyone can be listed with adequate justification, and to list more than six billion of all people from prehistory to the distant future would rupture TV Tropes' servers. Your perverted imagination? It's making ALL the other fictional characters, as well as every single person and character who ever existed, even the most powerful (like fellow Monster, God), cringe in unlimited, unbridled, paralyzing, eternal, inescapable pain. We enjoy every single moment of it, and you cannot deny. This makes sense when you think about the place inhabited by such monsters, Hell, which is actually other people.
The video of "The Safety Dance" shows a post-apocalyptic future after a nuclear war.Society has been reduced back to the medieval level (the nuclear imagery at the end is a flashback to how these things all came about). The guys in chicken masks and the midget are actually mutants. And the Morris dancers were actually delerious with radiation poisoning.
Lucky Star is all Konata's fantasies.Inspired by this. As an otaku, she's not the joyful character we saw on the series. Actually, she's actually ruthlessly bullied, and unable to fight back, as many real-life otakus are, even in animeland itself, Japan (take that, weeaboos). On the other main characters:
Roger Smith is insane.The world of Roger the Wanderer, where he's a hobo, is the reality, but he refused to accept that and sank back into his delusions. And eventually got sent into an asylum.
We're all about to die.There are an infinite number of universes. Ergo, there would be a tiny percentage of infinite universes(which is still infinite) where a sucsessful Omnicidal Maniac is moments away from destroying the multiverse. Good bye forever. However, the over of THAT, the omniverse, will split THAT multiverse so that there is a safety catch which will split it to BEFORE the destruction of Start Button so that there is the Destroyed Paths (varying sucesses)and the Not Destroyed Paths (varying failures of destruction). The flying time monkeys are not popping this bubble of existances YET, thank you very much. There is an infinite number of infinities, therefore there is an infinite loop, which means the only destruction is certain people's heads exploding (Your Head Asplode) from trying to unsafely infinitize. Good Day.
Wes got offed.The reason the awesome protagonist from Pokémon Colosseum doesn't show up in the sequel is not because there wouldn't be much of a game if he did. It is because Cipher cornered and killed him at some point during those five years of the timeskip.
Blaze simply died in 06
This page was designed to destroy our hopes and dreams.
Weeping Angels are the reason for statues.The statues in real life aren't plain old statues. They're people that the Weeping Angels have turned into stone. Anyone who says differently is trying to protect from the knowledge that these unstoppable psychos exist. Changes your perception on those Renaissance sculptures, huh? OR people saw Weeping Angels and that inspired them to create the first statues. The Renaissance allowed Weeping Angels to infiltrate earth! Sonic Rivals 2 took place within Blaze herself (explaining her absence). But Eggman Nega was stuck in there at the end, and then went to full size. Due to the Ifrit's power, the two were mixed up. Sadly, Tikal, Maria, Gerald, and E-101's souls were stuck in the mishmash as well(Which explains why they did not come back), and it was warped 200 years into the past. The voice is because of all the souls absorbed.
Linkara couldn't have saved Ninja Style DancerEven if 90's kid hadn't called and held him up, how would he have hurt an Immune to Bullets Eldritch Abomination enough to drive it off, especially since it abducted NSD and then left anyway?
Cream is doomed to die a horrific death at the age of 14All other pacifistic females in the games have done so.
The Sol Emeralds are Powered by a Forsaken ChildWhen blaze vanished into 06, she dissolved into hundreds of atoms that filled the sol emeralds. They found a girl who looked exactly like what they contained.
Deadpool didn't have cancer.What progressive, potentially fatal disease is popularly associated with insanity and horrible skin disfigurement? Pre-Weapon X, Wade Wilson picked up a really nasty strain of antibiotic-resistant syphilis that made him the Postmodernist we all know and love. Same thing happened in Real Life to Friedrich Nietzsche, precursor of Postmodernism. At least Wade's healing factor keeps it from killing or physically disabling him, but still...
Ariana Dumbledore of Harry Potter was rapedYeah... it's a horrible idea, but to be honest, that was what I thought when I first read Deathly Hallows.
Sally has been dead since issue 47, issue 225 is just Sonic coming to grip with that factcowbell use acts as a beacon, and has doomed us all by summoning them hundreds of years ahead of schedule.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic actually takes place in the far future, after the downfall of mankind.Twilight Sparkle, now a nigh-omnipotent Alicorn princess, and Dr. Whooves unwittingly travel back in time to our Earth where they are treated as gods and a world-wide cult is set up around Twilight Sparkle as she can perform actual magic and miracles that defy and shatters all science. The Brony Cult replaces Christianity as the dominant religion in Third-world poor countries given their existential despair at the non-appearance of Jesus & Co., amplified further by the frequency with which the religious-minded were befooled by Twilight's magic and message of harmony and friendship, especially when for these proletarians, Magic meant the eradication of poverty. Many Third-worldians even saw Twilight as like the Second Coming. However, the secular governments of the world such as the United States, along with hyper-patriotic Fundamentalists who denounced Twilight as a Witch, feared her as the harbinger of Insanity and an apocalyptic Cosmic Horror Story, and soon in their fear declared war of extermination against all Bronyism. Persecutions, madness, terrorism and Holy Wars ravage the planet and devastate civilization back to the anarchy of the superstitious Dark Ages. The Realist factions, or what remain of them, degenerate into emergency Police States or anti-Brony lynch mobs, and instigate Holocausts where Bronies are rounded up to death camps ala Gitmo. In retaliation, the theocratic Church Militant of the Brony Ecclesiarchy torture and incinerate any Realist, with a ruthless zeal that, in comparison, makes The Spanish Inquisition and Islamic Terrorists extremely merciful. All these culminates in the eradication of Human Civilization due to a nuclear apocalypse and fallout radiation that destroys all non-magical organisms, but not before all the chaos of the Great War lead to the creation of Discord, while Twilight gives birth to two baby alicorns named Celestia and Luna...Which means all pony culture is built upon the remnants of human civilisation. And said Third World agricultural countries are the basis for Earth ponies, now not-so-third world as they can grow food in more exponential rates than human civilization ever did.
The next kiss between River and the Doctor will be River's first and the Doctor's last.
In Team Fortress 2 rainbows make the Scout cry because, in an attempt to date someone as fast and as cocky as he was, the Scout asked out Rainbow Dash and got shot down.
No, rainbows make the Scout cry because he loved Rainbow Dash, and the Spy murdered her.
Rainbows make the Scout cry because he’s in the closet.
Tikal was wiped from existence in the same way Mephiles wasThat's why we did not see her in Sonic Battle or Mario and Sonic Winter Olympics.
In Sonic the Comic, the food chain still existsThere are no non-anthros anywhere.
Rainbow Dash did NOT successfully pull off the Sonic Rainboom.The end of that episode is all a dream she experiences for a split second before slamming into the ground at close to mach one, along with Rarity and the wonderbolts.
Rainbow Dash did successfully pull off the Sonic Rainboom and save her friends, but the G-forces involved in pulling up inches before hitting the ground crushed her prefrontal cortex against her Skull and lobotomised herThe end of the episode, all everything in the series from that point is her coma-dream. She did however get to meet the wonderbolts: they visited her in hospital where she lies in dribbling, non-responsive vegetative agony, unable to die because Trollestia won’t do the honourable thing and call in the glue factory. This, sadly, explains why no pony should ever attempt to meddle with supersonic flight: the only other one to try was Derpy, and before she tried, she wasn't.
The entire My Little Pony continuity is actually a dying dream.........by Boxer from Animal Farm.
Animal Farm and Charlie The Unicorn take place in the same 'verse.Boxer did go to Sugarcandy mountain... where they stole his kidneys.
The Events of Mass Effect 2, and the (yet unknown) events of Mass Effect 3, never actually happened.When Shepard died, she stayed dead. The storyline of the second (and third) game is actually a delusion created by Joker's mind out of grief and guilt as he slowly goes insane in an asylum. immunity to the physicians of Unit 731 in exchange for providing America, but not the other wartime allies, with their research on biological warfare. And in Japan, nobody really wants to talk about war crimes during World War II. Of course the physicians seem to live fairly normal lives, but who knows what sickfuckery they are doing For Science! and the US....
Adolf Hitler didn't want a world war and kill all the Jews. He actually only wished to bring Germany out of the Great Depression, and was a pacifist who completely disapproved of the Holocaust and other Utopia Justifies the Means methods for peace, until a Geass hit him and turned him into the antisemitic warmongering genocidal Complete Monster we all know today.Yes, yes. Hitler is just like Princess Euphemia. Well, it's more scary and wallbanging than saying World War 2 went all according to his plan, right?
Worse. Being reincarnated in our history, Hitler really IS Princess EuphemiaWell if reincarnation is real there's the possibility it can go back in time while Lelouch's Geass will be carried along with it in a redirected form, Nightmare of Nunnally did show that the Code Geass universe is connected to other multiverses, and it's easy to mistake "Japanese" for "Jewpanese"...........
Japan is going into Hell.Look at the signs. 2012. Global Warming, which is bad for a small island nation which already is the meeting place for three different tectonic plates (and contains ten percent of the world's active volcanoes). Giant tsunami hits Japan. Fukushima nuclear disaster that would almost rival Chernobyl. Financial crisis. Terrorism. Nearby Ax-Crazy neighbour North Korea has nuclear weapons. Population decline due to Hikikomoris and Feminism, which helped them become extremely filthy rich at first, but is coming back to bite them and encourage gender conflicts, which in turn encourages more otakus and hikikomoris seeing the ideal of Moe as their messiah and primary reason to live. China surpassing their economic growth, making their filthy rich-ness irrelevant. Ishihara comes to power and then proceeds to wage a crusade against anime. Some troper found out about Japan being R'lyeh (see above). The end is nigh, and it takes the form of The Antichrist landing in Tokyo, also known by many as "the city waiting to die", to turn it into a fireball. For those who say that God, who lives in Japan, will save us, think again. As William Halsey, Jr. has put it:
"The Japanese language will be spoken only in hell."
The drought and wildfires in Texas are the result of a curse by the Japanese sun goddess Amaterasu.When C. Robert Wagner claimed the 2011 tsunami was a Sodom And Gomorrah-style punishment for the emperor having sex with Amaterasu, and Governor Rick Perry invited him to his "Response" prayer event, she punished the state with more heat, fittingly.
The monkeys from the Pencil Kids game Monkey Go Happy are planning to take over the world...The monkeys have increasingly sinister background tasks (What is in that train you are sending by? Why do you need to destroy that castle? Why do you need to destroy the place to find candy? Why are you stealing money for those monkeys for fun? Why do MONKEYS need magic and MARS CLONING BASES to be defended from robots?) and the Anbot series after is when you help a robot escape from the Monkey's new world order (The mars cloning base defense mentioned before was needing you to stop a riot of experimental robots.) This is SO Planet of the Apes. One scene might have you destroying a silhouetted green statue. It's all weird. and made aware of it, but you are just repressing this.
"Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel is about Inception
The Virgin Mary was a virgin because she was a child.Which makes sense if one thinks about it. Considering the prevalence of child brides in ancient societies (and some modern ones, see also Islam), and part of the motivation behind the practice being to ensure the wife's virginity, it's possible that the situation might not have been so different for the Mother of Jesus herself. Incidentally, the original Hebrew word for her was "almah", which meant "young woman" as well as "virgin" - the definition of the former potentially being quite broad. Of course, the whole point of parthenogenesis is that there's no sexual intercourse involved, but the thought of a young child giving birth still dredges up some serious Squick, sex or none.
TV Tropes will be annihilated, and then shall be reborn as an Eldritch Abomination in the image of 4chan.
The only reason for the existence of this page is Fetish FuelPoison oak epileptic trees exist (and they have copious amounts of rape) because and only because the Tropers who create them are sadists, weirdoes and NightmareFetishists who get off on it. No matter how weird. Seriously, if the was a tree that said…
Every time you create a new Poison Oak Epileptic tree Trope-tan gets guro-raped by a Polar Bear.…one of your fellow tropers is getting off on that, and for all I know it’s YOU!
the troper who posted the above tree did so in the hope of being proved wrong, and as the first response he got was basically "yep, that’s about right" is now curled up in a foetal position crying.What’s worse is he's aware that someone is getting off to the mental image of him curled up in the foetal position crying. You sick sick bastards. slender man with a very pale face and wearing a black jacket. Seeing as the protagonist has read the eponymous play and thus possibly summoning The King in Yellow, this could mean, in an admittedly roundabout way, that Slender Man is nothing less than the King himself. This, of course, is absolutely horrifying for all involved.
Elise is the Cosmic Interstate
Blaze IS Classic Eggman
Silver had sex with Blaze's corpse after Rivals 2
The decay of the Sonic series from October 1998 to October 2010 was a brilliant and elaborate plan by Robotnik to kill sonicBy removing his mainstream gamer and critic support and therefore his plot armor. Make it earth all along, like in Japan, rather than the Mobius from early western materials, thus baffling gamers add loads of characters with unwanted and bizzare playstyles, slowing the pace, before dropping those and givving Sonic himself said playstyles, and creating even more annoying non-playable characters, change his name back to Eggman and cut his IQ in half (the gap between Eggman and Robotnik is really just Robotnik PRETENDING to be stupid and incompetent), replace AOSTH, SATAM, Underground, and the OVA with an obviously inferior anime called Sonic X, and then replacing THAT with an even worse short film known as Night of the Werehog, then ram as many unwanted aspects and gameplay derail into a sonic game AND STRIKE.
Angel Bunny abuses FluttershyPhysically, emotionally and sexually. Fluttershy's case is a classic case of Domestic Abuse where she prefers to stay even if Angel slaps her.
Both Twilight and Rarity are sexually abusive towards Spike
Both Twilight and Rarity are sexually abusive towards Spike, because they suffered under the hooves of Molestia
Derpy's distinctive eye was caused by a sloppy surgeon accidently severing one of the muscles that controls the eye whilst performing a Transorbital Lobotomy on her.
Kyoto Animation is under some kind of curse.Ever since Haruhi, at least two of the cast members of their series has been plagued by misfortune (e.g. Aya Hirano) or the series has bombed (e.g. Nichijou). To wit...
Remember The Critic webisodes?Jay's second divorce was indeed from that Mexican flight attendant. However, the reason why he's dating Jennifer is because Alice was murdered by her Jealous Ex Cyrus. Jay never mentions her because he's still depressed. torture them forever and ever, the only reason why the characters in Haruhi Suzumiya were not obliterated by The End of the World as We Know It is because they are being preserved and forced to live in an Endless Recursion Of Time by Haruhi's sadistic subconscious for the sake of endless torture for her own amusement, forever and ever. Obviously, Kyon is Ted.
Haruhi is SpongebobAnd Kyon is Squidward.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is in fact a Dystopia ruled with an iron fist by Princess Molestia through a regime that would make Josef Stalin and The Party blanch; the sugarcoating is just from a propaganda pieceDiscord is Goldstein, and Luna is Eurasia/Eastasia (We have never-I mean always been at war with Luna-I mean Nightmare Moon)
The chests of the femal Sonic characters are only due to their bras, beneath, they are completley flatOr even worse, have the proper nipples for their species.
Uzumaki is actually based on a Real Life attempt by scientists to discover a Magitek device that harnesses Spiral Energy and then testing it on a village, with the intention to solve the energy crisis once and for all... but of course it has Gone Horribly Wrong, because Real Life lies in the Cosmic Horror Story genre.messianic manner? (e.g. Kamina aka Jesus)
Arkham Asylum is the real world, and you are just deluding otherwise.Well why would there be so many WMG's about it?
The Joker is PeevesAt Hogwarts during Deathly Hallows, in a sadistic experiment, Peeves (who had been causing no end of havoc) was forced into the body of a muggleborn student who had been tortured into insanity, trapped, and tortured to insanity again (not that he was ever particularly sane). The Carrows gave him the scars. During the final battle, Peeves escaped. Fast forward a few years, and Peeves, now known as the Joker, has made his way to Gotham City, leaving a trail of destruction behind him.
Carly and Sam are really Reimu and Marisa.After traveling to our world from Gensokyo, Viacom, being the superpower they already are, captured them and forced them to star in Nickelodeon's show. They're unable to escape because they can't use Danmaku in our world.
Many Dojikko have some kind of genetic, developmental or neurological disorder.Such as dyspraxia. Another possibility is high-functioning Williams Syndrome in the case of the ever-popular Clumsiness + Ditziness + Plucky Cheerful Attitude combo. The characters are never diagnosed because their developmental issues are portrayed as relatively mild and the art style of most Moe series would camouflage the characteristic Williams Syndrome facial structure (and of course, in Moe culture such quirks are considered cute to the point of fetish fuel, even if the Dojikko syndrome is deconstructed as having a detrimental effect on both everyone and her very own sense of self-worth. ESPECIALLY when said Deconstruction is included, because the low self-esteem, submission and drama adds up to the adorability points. You know the reason behind the popularity of the "Ill Girl who is Too Good for This Sinful Earth" archetype in Western Victorian-era literature). In itself this isn't that troubling, except for the fact that genre conventions and the godlike fetishistic will of the Audience are keeping these girls from being diagnosed and getting services that could help them - but what if their coordination issues are symptoms of something degenerative, e.g., Motor Neurone Disease?
The Heartless and Nobodies are Tyranidsabsolute destruction because Mehrunes Dagon had stolen Alduin's sweetroll. Or something. Mado-Kami became Hope and changed the Puella Magi system? Yes, yes. In here ascension Madoka has pledged allegiance to Obama- I mean Tzeentch.
Andy's father is aliveAnd he was a domestic abuser that molested his children and the family is on the run from him. That's why they move in the first film and why there is no portrait or any memory of him in their house(s).
Light Gaia is just as bad as Dark GaiaHe only took on the dog form in order to lull mankind into a false sense of security.
The Mane Six in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic are the five Animorphs (Plus Ax) after they went over their two hour limit.Twilight is Jake, AJ is Marco, Dashie is Rachel, Fluttershy is Cassie, Rarity is Tobias (post Taylor-induced mental-breakdown) and Pinkie is Ax (Cinnamon BUNZAH!!!!!!!)
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Celestia really is Molestia and everything on that Tumblr is canon.Character Development from straight-up monster to Noble Demon? Didn’t happen. The idea that even Molestia draws the line somewhere? Not true. That adorable moment when Molestia actually takes Scootaloo flying because she's sad for her not being able to fly? Never happened. One of the cutest depictions of Luna online? Non. Fecking. Canon.
Kyubey caused the 2011 Tohoku earthquake.
The Ugly Barnacle is a true story.But it hasn't happened yet. It takes place after your death...and reincarnation. As a barnacle. An ugly one.
Celestia and Luna are not sisters: Celestia is stuck in some sort of messed up Jack/Tyler Durden relationship.
Or, even more awesomely, Celestia is Tyler and Luna is Jack.It’s shown that Luna can create projections that resemble living ponies (the shadow bolts) so even scenes when both appear together and are acknowledged by other ponies can’t be trusted. That and the fact that Luna has far, far more reasons to create an alternate personality.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica is one giant drug trip.The action begins when after Madoka and Sayaka have coffee, and then Madoka hears Kyubey's voice luring her into an area of the building under construction. A pedophile slipped some very powerful hallucinogens into their drinks, and then kidnapped them. Aside from having a magical-girl fetish and getting off on dressing little girls up in elaborate frilly outfits (and torturing/raping them to crying and despair, of course), he also likes telling them to fight each other. The loser or the rebellious one is of course killed and dumped in the nearest landfill or lake. (As if the original weren't depressing enough... Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go cry.)
Mei and Satsuki died in My Neighbor Totoro. The reason their mother can hear them laugh at the end of the movie is because she is about to die also.The fact that you waste your time editing TV Tropes out of despair has left you in despair.
Amy Rose isn't pink furred: she is baldNo wonder Sonic runs from her.
The world will end on May 15th, 2012 when meteors rain down from above, killing all life on Earth except for a group of teenagers who will escape by playing Sburb.
Princess Celestia loves all her subjects. As in "Princess" Celestia "loves" All her subjects. Especially Fluttershy.Droit du seigneur at it’s best, folks.
Sherlock Holmes is a eunuch.It would explain his lack of interest in sex and the fact that the non-RDJ incarnations never seem to need to shave. Admittedly, he's unusually strong for someone with low testosterone levels, but Holmes is a case of Muscles Are Meaningless in canon, anyway.
Harold from the "Family" episode of Masters Of Horror is actually Norm from Cheers, living under an assumed identityThat sudden reconciliation with Vera in the last episode didn't actually happen. In reality, Norm finally lost it and murdered Vera, then began to hallucinate that she was still alive and they were a happy couple again.
M. Night Shyamalan's next "work" will be a co-production with Uwe Boll.How dare you mention M. Night and Uwe Boll in the same sentence! Well, you can go ahead and laugh at me. But there's a special hell for those mindless lemmings who bought the critics' hate on Shyamalan and parroted it like it was gospel!
The fate of the Normandy crew.
Marauder Shields is/was Garrus.If the indoctrination theory holds, Garrus tried to get Shepard to snap out of it and Shep mistook him for a husk (exactly as Harbinger would have wanted it, bastard). If the ending was real, then Garrus got turned into a marauder while Shep was out of it and committed Suicide By Shepard. the Incubators, and so he handles the boys while Kyubey handles the girls. Whereas girls can only release their entropy-stopping powers as Magical Girls, boys can release theirs anytime they start giving themselves up to vice. So yup...turning into donkeys is the male version of becoming a Witch. And why are these powers so unequally balanced between the sexes? Again, it's a Crapsack World after all.
Pete Abrams has no idea what Oasis is, and there will never be an answer.He's only drawing out the mystery for so long and giving partial non-answers because that's the one thing he hadn't thought out in advance, and he's just painting himself in a corner by giving hints that constrain the possible answer, knowing he can't possibly come up with anything satisfying enough after such a long wait. all other Benedict Cumberbatch characters. (At least all the human ones.)
The Drowned God the Greyjoys worship is Cthulhu.He will rise up in the final book and eat everyone: No plots will be resolved, no personal struggles will mean anything, the story will just end without anyone resolving their individual storylines; Cthulhu rises, everyone gets eaten.
It's Stephen Hawking's fault that the 21st century isn't as futuristic as it ought to be.Hawking was put on this earth to make a handful of scientific inventions that would usher humanity into a new age, and then die. Just like Nikola Tesla. His illness was was intended to be a kind of built-in time limit - yes, it seems awfully cruel, but the Fates can be jerks like that. His continued, medically improbable survival is due to conscious or unconscious procrastination. All the time Hawking spends making guest appearances on Futurama, writing popular science books about scientific questions (that lead to nowhere useful), or having any kind of personal life, he is extending his own life, but at the cost of delaying the next stage of civilization. Bleeding Gums Murphy: "The blues ain't about makin' yourself feel better; it's about makin' other people feel worse." Hence the "miserable drunk who is down on the dumps" feel. And it's continually popular with listeners for the same reason this page is so popular.
Blues musicians and other creators of depressing art must feed on murdered Smurfs daily or lose their talent.They also have to feast on the blood of Snorks so they don’t crumble to dust in direct sunlight, and drink a mixture of Rye, Bourbon and Fluttershy’s tears every twenty minutes or they turn into pumpkins on the stroke of midnight. Also never feed a Blues musician after midnight or let them get wet: it doesn't do anything supernatural to them, it just tends to put them of their set if their either too full or soaking wet during late performances.
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is either propaganda or told from the point of view of a Villain ProtagonistThe Anti-Spirals were right: Spiral Energy, a Darwinian evolution-based power source fueled by aggressions and passions (or should we say the Dark Side of the force) is something Man Was Not Meant To Know ala the Atomic Bomb, and when misused will destroy the universe (or even multiverse, think of Crisis on Infinite Earths), especially when handed over to the beast Man. With this Weapon of Mass Destruction, humanity became a militaristic, expansionist, Social Darwinist space empire not unlike the Imperium of Man from Warhammer 40,000. All that bombastic and hammy talk about the Power of Friendship? It's a disguised message of With Us or Against Us. Of course, the purpose of propaganda is daemonization of the enemy, hence why the Anti-spirals are portrayed as Eldritch Abominations and manipulative bastards just like how Nazi Germany portrayed the Jews as manipulators who have Chronic Backstabbing Disorder. Kamina might be an in-universe equivalent of Hitler (or considering he's dead, Lenin).
Half of these theories are completely falseThe other half, however? Completely true. And you won't find out which until it's too late.
Sweetie Belle Is NOT Rarity's little sister.Ahhh… Rarity Rarity Rarity… you can run and hide from the issue all you like, but sooner or later, that teen pregnancy is coming back to haunt you…
Benedict Cumberbatch will go prematurely bald.Nooo! Eventually all that Dyeing For His Art will take a toll on his scalp. It may have already started - both Sherlock and Peter Guillam have bangs, which may be concealing a receding hairline.
Haruhiahweh caused the 2011 Tohoku earthquake.To punish Japan for letting Puella Magi Madoka Magica outsell her series. On top of that, Madoka's final episode was originally scheduled to air on Good Friday (more on this below).
Haruhiahweh also caused the 1964 Alaska earthquake.To punish America for allowing The Beatles to gain huge success when John Lennon claimed to be more popular than Jesus. Lennon wouldn't say this for another two years, but since God exists beyond time and space, Shklee knew what Shklee was doing.
Canterlot is not a stand-in for Minas Tirith It is in fact Equestria’s version of the Capitol, and Ponyville, with its focus on farming, is region eleven… and Reaping Day is comingIt could be worse, wherever Pinkie grew up looked like it must be region twelve. And at least there aren’t that many similarities between MLP:Fi M and The Hunger Games… it’s not like one of the mane six is a feisty Appalachian outdoorsy tomgirl with a big family to feed who is protective of their younger sister, or if one of them lived in a bakery or anything…
The next Sonic game will be Sola Sonica again...But make a number of other characters disc-locked content with annoying gameplay.
Justin Bieber is the guy in Just Be Friends, sung by Megurine Luka"Are we an item? Girl, quit playin', "We're Just Friends," what are you sayin'? Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes, My first love broke my heart for the first time..."
Shinji Ikari is representative of Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan, and Madoka Kaname is representative of the Jews and other repressed peoples.Hence how Madoka is called the Spiritual Successor to Evangelion; it represents a desire to reconcile between Japan's unseemly past and the Jews and other ButtMonkeys and Woobie peoples they wronged in Asia and the South Pacific. (Shinji/Madoka Shipping Fan Fic is an attempt to bond between both peoples.) Perhaps this shouldn't go under Poison Oak Epileptic Trees. But then, remembering the Nazi allusions with NERV and the possible Holocaust allusions with Madoka, perhaps it should. I was drunk when I wrote this. (And I did say I was a lunatic.) World War One, the crushing debts of the Versailles Treaty, and the resulting Humiliation Conga, followed by the Depression pushed the whole country beyond the Despair Event Horizon and turned it into a nihilistic, murderous monster knowing only war and destruction. Considering the Gratuitous German Theme Naming of the Witches, the Faust allusions, the occult symbolism all around Nazi Germany, how it met its absolute despair and Downfall on April 30 (known in Nazi occultism as Walpurgisnacht), the aforementioned Holocaust parallels, and the obvious fact that All Germans Are Nazis, and you know this one is true.
What is the Grimace, and why was he associated with milkshakes?He's what happens when you leave a shake out in the open for too long. and under their contract, Keiichi was effectively neutered since apparently the gods have problems with god/mortal "miscegenation"; he could never have normal human sexual feelings for Belldandy, but every time he looks too long at another girl, she gets angry. She claims to truly love him, but also flat-out said she and her sisters liked being pampered by him. His neutering is actually the Equivalent Exchange curse is response to his wish...and also a side effect of having his soul ripped out. And yes, Skuld, Urd, Peorth and all the others are also Incubators who have Mind Raped many others into doing their bidding.
Axis Powers Hetalia is not the key to World Peace, and will instead trigger World War IIIBut only if the original creator dies and is replaced with a lunatic, who will make the show mind-blowingly offensive to the point where anyone who watches it will see it as a Brown Note. Everyone will be so filled with hatred for each other that the whole world will become a frenzy. Alternatively, the show can create World Peace if it becomes a Brown Note in the other direction; namely, if anyone who watches it will suddenly be filled with a strong sense of love and mutual respect for fellow nations.
Chuck Norris is really a normal human beingHe has black belts in several martial arts, but he is really just a person like you and me.
The next season of Sherlock will begin with both Sherlock and John having married women during the hiatus.And not even women who have already been introduced and given character development! This will have been a calculated move to spite the Johnlock shippers, the Sherlock/Irene and Sherlock/Molly shippers, and anyone emotionally invested in Sherlock being asexual.
Monster's Inc takes place in the same universe as Brave New WorldIts stated that the children are getting harder to scare, humans are losing their emotions in this universe. To get power the monsters will resorte to giving sexual favors for their power instead of comendy routines as the children will soon lose their sense of humor but not their sex drives.
Every charater who does not look like their parents is a result of rape or kidnapping.Genetics say so.
Arthur is set in a world where zoophilla is/was legalEverybody fucked animals raw and Arthur, Buster, and the gang are the unholy results.
The Creepy Cool Crosses and other Christian symbolism amongst the apocalyptic insanity in Evangelion were not just there for Rule of Cool.Hideaki Anno is actually a Christian Dominionist/Dispensationalist; NGE was basically the Left Behind series told as a Humongous Mecha story.
On the contrary, the Creepy Cool Crosses and other Christian symbolism amongst the apocalyptic insanity in Evangelion were REALLY just there for Rule of Cool.In other words, those fans spending time philosophizing about the symbolism and trying to find the encrypted meanings behind them simply wasted massive amounts of their time All for Nothing.
Hidamari Sketch will end with the realization that Yuno was in a coma all along after being hit by the moving truck while moving into the Hidamari Apartments; the series was all just her dreams.Continuing the Studio Shaft tradition of giving innocent Moe characters downer/bittersweet endings (and following Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei's Mind Screw lead). (Gen Urobuchi corrupted Hidamari creator Ume Aoki while they were working on Madoka.)
Dip affects humans as well
Jehovah's Witnesses, and anyone who has ever encountered or heard them, have a special eternal hellBeing stoned forever by saying Jehova *stoned to death*
Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed are all sub-species of Tyranids, and have already eaten most of the multiverse.The Tyranids reproduce by consuming organic matter. Heartless are made when a person's heart is lost to darkness. A Nobody is the body and soul left behind. An Unversed is made of pure negative energy. The Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed eventually evolved into the Tyranids and consumed all fictional universes excpet Warhammer 40,000, Flatland, and Real Life. The reason hearts are not freed is because either the Tyranids have so much darkness they are instantly re-corrupted or the Warhammer40000 universe is so Grim Dark they instantly change back because of the grimdarkness.
My Little Pony, Adventure Time, Hunger Games, 1984 and every other good dystopian/post-apocalyptic/animal inhabited franchise take place in the same universe (with the exception of any possible conflicting franchises, eg. Dredd)The Giver is in Canada. Eurasia is gearing up for an invasion of Panem (they are Dirty Commies, after all), but after they defeat Eastasia. Oceania is the predecessor of Panem. Ooo is actually Great Britain, Equestria the rest of Europe, Eurasia is in the giant hole of the Earth, and then this fanfic occurs:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8568862/1/Last-Man-Standing(too much craziness going on at once. System reboot).
Real Life doesn't exist at all.It's all in your imagination.
The upcoming 2012 apocalypse will be caused by the cast of Ansem Retort.Let's see now...Ansem/Xemnas wants Ansem Retort to get even better ratings, which will make him ever richer - rich enough to buy the allegiance of Governor Zexion. He will pay Zex to have Axel and Darth Maul fly up into space and get him an asteroid, and Axel being Always Chaotic Evil he'll fly the asteroid straight into the surface of the Earth (perhaps in the ocean somewhere, to create massive tidal waves a la Deep Impact.) For those who don't get killed off by the ensuing impact, Ansem will convince Marluxia to roofie-rape Hercules, thus pushing his biggest Berserk Button and making him lay waste to everything in his path. For good measure, afterwards Marly will have his way with Skullfucky, and when Larxene sees this she will be so enraged at the wanton abuse of her favorite toy that she will unleash holy hell on everything and everyone else. And Xemnas will have cloned every human on Earth, placed them into an orbiting space station while the world burns below, and made it so that during the apocalypse all that's on TV is live coverage of the disaster zone on Ansem Retort, which will achieve the impossible (a true sign of the apocalypse!) a 100.0 Nielsen ratings share. And Ansem will rake in the dough, bathe in it, jerk off to it, and finally buy up the entire universe with it...then kill off all the clones, build his own version of the Starship Enterprise, and travel to other inhabited worlds so the whole process can repeat itself over and over and over...into infinity.
In the future cute girls' tears and despair will be used to power civilization. Yes, we will emulate the Incubators.
Dexter's homicidal tendencies are Harry's faultYoung Dexter was never actually a budding homicidal maniac - he was a seriously traumatized child who also had a form of OCD that's characterized by intrusive violent thoughts, rather than physical rituals. Harry grossly misinterpreted this and made matters worse by teaching him to be a vigilante killer.
God has also enacted Time Travel Exemption Acts for the following...9/11, John Lennon's assassination, France's defeat at Dien Bien Phu, the Kennedy assassination, the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, Russia's defeat in the Russo-Japanese War, the rise of the Bolsheviks in the Russian Civil War, the rise of Napoleon Bonaparte, the arrival of the BlackDeath, the rises of Caligula and Nero, the fall of The Roman Empire, the fall of The Roman Republic, the fall of Ancient Egypt, the fall of Carthage, the destruction of the Solomon's Temple, the destruction of Neanderthals and the "Hobbits" in Indonesia, Amy the cat getting hit by a car, and the careers of Justin Bieber, Adam Sandler, Uwe Boll and Brett Ratner.
Heaven and the afterlife are realBut only the non-believers get in. Anyone who thinks there is even the slightest chance of life after death is doomed to an eternity of nothing. Why is this bad then? Because 1) believers want to live forever, but are doomed to The Nothing After Death, while 2) atheists know that living forever is one of the most horrifying and nightmarish scenarios ever, but are still doomed to live forever. In the end, it's Hell for both.
If Ambition Is Evil, then merely thinking of self-improvement will be an Easy Road to Hell, literally.
All of Gen Urobuchi's works are just more of Ted's hallucinations in I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.When the characters get so much as a Bittersweet Ending, that's just the last of Ted's mind crumbling into dust or him finally being unable to survive the mental stress and succumbing.
Red Green is based on the real-life serial killer, Ed Gein.
In Halo 5, Cortana will come back to life... as a Promethean Knight.Spartan Ops has revealed that the victims of the Composer are sent to Requiem's datastream, where they get turned into Prometheans. Quite a few people are saying that Cortana survived much the same way, and can be brought back. So, what if her consciousness gets transferred into a Promethean, she remains rampant from both her lifespan and the Composer, and the Chief is forced to Mercy Kill her?
Everything quoted on Fundies Say The Darndest Things is true.The commenters, as well as everyone else intelligent enough not to be persuaded by the quotes' stupidity, are going to hell. Furthermore, The Spanish Inquisition, Nazi Germany and the antebellum South were the only God-approved governments in history. nightmare fetish involving either blood, sharks, or death?
Party Rock is actually in your house tonight.And it's standing right behind you.
Ferris Bueller doesn’t exist. He’s just a manifestation of Cameron’s rebellious Id.
Cameron is the younger “Jake”: Ferris Bueller is the younger Tyler Durden.
Chandler works for the C.I.A.That’s why none of the other friends know what his job is, and why everyone at his office party was so weird. Rule Of...Four. Also, considering the first WMG on this page (that various Earth governments know about Kyubey and friends), this could go hand in hand with the CIA theory. Especially the ones in the Amazon and other remote regions that we'll never know about now. You Bastard.
Despite the warnings above, people will still try to masturbate and be encouraged to do it specifically because of said warnings.Yup, because performing a holocaust every now and then feels good. Also, eugenics (i.e. masturbation and mass pornography prevent the inferior races such as gays, otakus and the poor from reproducing while their inferior sperms die en masse. Hitler would be proud).
Every single universe which have No Conservation of Energy actually harvest their energy from the sacred souls of the billions of forsaken sperm exterminated by our incessant masturbation mentioned earlier, along with the endangered species God exterminated everytime you touch yourself.The mechanism is explained by Fullmetal Alchemist, where the entropy-violating energy to perform Alchemy is obtained from the souls of our dead. Specifically, our dead from the World War eras. Hitler basically is fuelling the alchemical revolution of Amestris. In this theory, said mechanism can apply to any universe simply because any universe which has causality and energy is immediately bound by the divine and absolute law of Equivalent Exchange (as for why Haruhiahweh created Equivalent Exchange and the Laws of Thermodynamics, well because it's more fun that way). We dismiss these other universes as fiction, but the modern loss of laws against fictional pornography is actually a secret conspiracy for these other universes to obtain and harvest the soul-energy of our exterminated forsaken potential children in order for said universes to exist.
The Federation's Matter Replicators and post-scarcity technology, despite their eradication of poverty, have a dark side to it.Because the Replicators are secretly Powered by a Forsaken Child but kept secret to keep their post-scarcity utopia look nice. The reason is that there's no other way to get around that pesky thermodynamic Equivalent Exchange law that makes replicators completely impossible in real life, unless you find out about how to harness people with telekinetic powers or make a Philosopher's Stone or if you adapted the technology of The Incubators....
From an animal's perspective, Fluttershy is a Nineteen Eighty-Four-like psycho dictator who simply pretends to be nice among ponies. The reason why animals behave around her when she does that stare is because that stare is a way to tell them that they'll be sent to Room 101.
Demigods do not exist. The "gods" are incubators disguised as humans and using their technology to perform miracles.If a "demigod" has wish, Kyubey will come to offer to make a contract. The new contractee will wind up fighting youkai and youma, become a henshin hero, and spend a lot of time in Japan.
Cup Cakes is the reality of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. The Sugar Bowl of the series is just Rainbow Dash's dying dream.
Additionally, Pinkamena Diane Pie is the true Eldritch Abomination who controls the world of My Little Pony. Even Celestia herself is below her in terms of Pinkie's ability to warp reality.
The real reason why Fluttershy is moe, plagued by low self-esteem and way too kind to other animals...Is because she suffered severe abuse when she was a child, both physically, psychologically and sexually. Maybe the childhood bullying isn't the whole story. Maybe her parents did things so bad that I can't go into any detail (I do consider rape and forced abortion to be possibilities). Whatever her past is, that is the reason why she retreated into extreme shyness and decided to live with only a few animals and her few friends in the world. The reason why she likes animals and her friends so much (to the point that she shows her hidden repressed anger issues, e.g. "You're going to love me!", when anybody dares to look at her animals and friends badly) is because they're the only ones she can ever trust to open herself unto, and therefore are keeping her sane and nice-mannered despite her traumatic childhood. Take away the animals and friends from her, and the Freudian Excuse takes its toll upon her, and she ends up just like Lucy from Elfen Lied. Maybe not as threatening as Pinkamena or insane Twilight, but still.
Rather than a dug based hallucination, Scooby’s ability to talk is a product of Shaggy’s PTSD following his service in the Vietnam war.Scooby's cowardliness and Scrappy’s belligerence represent Shaggy's own feelings of fear and inadequacy when asked to fit into the hyper-aggressive marine unit he was assigned to, the other guys in the mystery van represent the civi life he left behind, and the ghosts and monsters all turn out to be human because they represent his failed attempts to dehumanize the Viet Ming and the horrific horiffic realisation he has to live with everyday that the people he killed were really people after all. Take that Hanna Barbera.
Scrappy was in Tiger Force.
In Suisei no Gargantia, Amy and her friends earn money on the side as exotic dancers and perhaps prostitutes.A lot of the guys watching their dance show looked old enough to be their fathers. And one of them seemed to be making certain motions against a pole... One again, 4Chan was right.
Petstuck (Unwanted Free Ugly Troll, Loophole, etc.) is a long-term world domination scheme of Betty Crocker/The CondesceAfter securing herself a position of subtle influence on earth under a cover identity, she used advanced Alternian science to bioengineer a cuter offshoot of her own species for Earth's high-end exotic pet trade. Her long-term goal is to establish trolls as Beneath Suspicion, and then have specially trained and indoctrinated wrigglers given to the households of the wealthy and powerful to act as her covert agents. So what if thousands of her own species are deprived of basic rights in the meantime? Crapsaccharine World that provides tasty entropy-defying Magical Emotional Energy for Incubators to harvest. Besides, Homura keeps sabotaging the Human Resources sector, and when the Incubators found an alternative, more powerful and more cute source of Energy, it was an opportunity for Profit and they can finally start a new campaign of extraction and creation of Forsaken Foals. Maybe we will forge a megacorporate conglomeration with the Incubators to screw the Ponies for all their tears' worth because we're running out of oil while the more "humane" (or perhaps "equane") nuclear power/solar power/dyson spheres/dilithium-regulated antimatter warp cores suck in comparison and will never satisfy our accelerating energy crisis (see also: Incubators are real and governments knew it). The happiness, friendship, magic and harmony generated by Equestria act like wishes, and by the Universal Thermodynamic Law of Equivalent Exchange and its partner the Second Thermodynamic Law of accelerating Entropy, fated sooner or later, with additional Incubator manipulation, to generate an equal amount of suffering, Break the Cutie moments and despair. "Hope and despair balance out to zero." It's like how in Goethe's Faust, should the Faust ever reach the highest state of happiness possible he will die and be consigned to eternal damnation in Hell, and how in Madoka Magica, Mami thinks "It's the first time I've been this happy while fighting" and very shortly afterwards she dies. Messily. Fluttershy (Madoka, because of her self-sacrificial tendencies, low self-esteem, vulnerability to trauma, and a Moe-blob Nice Girl personality that would arouse Haruhi's sadistic love for Rape The Cutie) and Twilight Sparkle (Doctor Faustus, because of her obsession for knowledge) seem to be perfect targets for Incubator contracts. Twilight possesses a lot of Magical Potential yet also highly vulnerable to insanity and despair, with how she is a perfectionist who is consumed by desperation if she dares to commit the Thought Crime of thinking about failing Celestia ("Lesson Zero", with Twilight's morbid fear of "Magic Kindergarten") or failing her friends. There are, of course, lesser candidates. Rarity shall collapse into a Classic Greek Tragedy since her Fatal Flaws are Greed (despite her supposed title "Element of Generosity", she still likes a lot of gems and Discord exploits it), Envy (of Fluttershy's beauty and elegance, from the episode "Green Isn't Your Color") a little bit of Pride (her snobbish behaviour) and Ambition (to be an aristocrat and one of the most famous fashionistas in all of Equestria). The Incubators shall exploit Rainbow Dash's loyalties strained and torn, combined with her recklessness and desire to be with the Wonderbolts, just like what happened to Sayaka. For Pinkamena Diane Pie, once the "Party of One" incident repeats itself or she acquires incurable diabetes from her Cupcakes-based diet, the Incubators will take note. Apple Bloom's desperate purpose in life to obtain a Cutie Mark will be exploited by Incubators and result in horror for the rest of her Apple family once the truth is revealed, just like what happened to Kyoko's family. Their loyalties and friendships will be twisted and played by the Incubators like a Stradivarius. Even the Elements of Harmony and their Friendship lessons would do negligible help to escape from such Tragic fates determined and supported by the higher laws of thermodynamics. Unless Madokami decides to return from non-existence and redeem the Ponies from their trauma in an ending reminiscent of Goethe's Faust. But then again, the Incubators' Jedi Rules Lawyers would point out that when Madokami made that one wish that led to her non-existence/ascension, she only said that "witches" should not exist, and she envisioned of her wish as applying only to witches created from human Puella Magi. Therefore, Madokami will remain behind the scenes, and Homura can't get the Ponies out of being screwed by the Incubators. Of course, I just wrote this senseless tragedy-for-the-sake-of-tragedy instant-grimdark-just-add-Kyubey WMG because both MLP:FiM and the Pony POV Series remind me of Madoka Magica so much (for example, in the Pony POV Series, Nightmare Whisper/Princess Gaia/the Nightmare form of Fluttershy is basically Kriemhild Gretchen, the "witch of salvation, whose nature is mercy, and absorbs any life on the planet into her newly created heaven—her barrier"), but then again, what do you expect when the creator of this series is named after the legend that popularized the "deal with the devil" genre and inspired Puella Magi Madoka Magica?
Additional Kyubey-wank: Every Magical Girl ever in every hopeful idealistic universe ever will fall to Despair and become a WitchI mean every Magical Girl ever in every hopeful idealistic universe ever. If the reasoning is that "Magical Girl" is the logical name for a larva that will grow up to be a magical woman, i.e. witch, every female out there with a transformation sequence and/or who uses jewelry is doomed. Usagi? They're still trying to figure out how to give her grief. (And her Soul Gem is in the tiara, while the Sailor Senshi's Soul Gems are obviously their Sailor Crystals.) Ahiru? We will one day see a witch with duck wings and a ballet-themed lair. (Her contract was with Drosselmeyer, not Kyubey.) The girls of the Western takeoff W.I.T.C.H.? Look at the title, my friends.
Gen Urobuchi, a.k.a. Kyubey and Haruhiahweh's Co-God, is empowered by cute girls' delicious suffering.Every time a Magical Girl dies, cries, descends to Despair Event Horizon, goes to Hell, sacrifices herself, gets raped (especially by an Eldritch Abomination), suffers a Fate Worse Than Death such as And I Must Scream, is included in a hentai doujinshi fanfic or Ryona game, or et cetera, Urobuchi gains "energy", Haruhiahweh and her sadistic love for Moe tropes are appeased, and both decide that preserving the Omniverse and Reality is entertaining and worth it. Please, think of the meguca...
In an alternate universe, Tesco becomes extremely rich due to selling delicious horsemeat. It will ascend as a space-wide Mega Corp. ala Buy n'Large, and invade Equestria.Mere magic and friendship cannot hope to stop the superior advanced technology and insatiable hunger and greed of Humanity. Also because Ponies make the strongest glue, able to bind anything to anything and withstand the harsh conditions of FTL travel. Of course, it will be like Avatar, with Brony hippies trying to help Equestria defend against the corporate conquistador Space Marines. And of course, unlike Avatar, the Bronies will die.
The girls from Puella Magi Madoka Magica are the characters from the Evillous Chronicles reincarnated.Sayaka is Margarita Blankenheim, as can be seen by her blue color scheme and how she goes Ax-Crazy when her boyfriend cheats on her. Not to mention, Hitomi looks an awful lot like one of the girls Margarita's husband was with. Kyoko is Banica Conchita, for obvious reasons. Charlotte is Riliane. Riliane did like sweet things, not to mention that she beheaded people a lot.... Madoka is Allen, seeing as they both are a Messianic Archetype. Homura's Undying Loyalty to Madoka makes her possibly Gallerian Marlon, and Kyubey is obviously Irina Clockworker. And I have no idea who the hell Mami is either.
The song Uninstall was scripted by Master.Master had a serious crush on Kaito, and forced him to kill his friends, telling Master about his (non-existent) love. When Miku is talking with Kaito, who looks serious, he's knowing he has to kill her soon. Meiko, Miku, Rin, and Len didn't notice, and Kaito has to watch as he is forced to kill all his friends, including his love(whoever you think that is). Now try to listen to that song without crying.
The SCP Foundation are involved in human trafficking.Where do you think all those D-Class came from? They probably use Protocol 12 a lot more often than implied, seeing as how their standard termination procedures will run them out of death row convicts quickly. Especially if the SCP in question requires children, like SCP-204. This can go either way — knowing the Foundation, there's nothing ruling out the possibility of systematically raping D-Class to breed babies and use them for their "experiments". Or if there's no use for them, simply selling them to the mobsters they do business with, making a handsome profit on the side.
All time travel follows Futurama rules, as seen in the episode "The Late Philip J. Fry".That is, it's all only one-way, forward. So when they go "backwards", they actually go forwards past the Big Crunch into another future reborn universe, and vanish into thin air from their original universe, much to the distress of their family and friends. (In other words, in the original timeline of Back to the Future where Marty first departed to 1955, perhaps to this day (2013) in Hill Valley you can still find "Have You Seen Me?" posters featuring Marty.) And when they arrive into the other universe the original "time clone" who was them in that other universe dies instantly, as per Equivalent Exchange.
Classic Disney Shorts (among other Western Animation franchises) show what our world would've been like if Neanderthals and other hominids had survived.As pointed out in Stand by Me, Pluto is a dog, but so is Goofy. In this universe, some dogs, mice, ducks and cats evolved to a humanlike level, but others remained mostly at the level of "normal" animals. (A normal mouse appears in the Mickey Mouse cartoon The Worm Turns, and normal ducks appeared in the background of a Donald Duck comic strip.) Of course, these animals (especially Pluto) still seem to show signs of sentience, though not on the level of Mickey et al. They could be considered the Classic Disneyverse equivalent of Australopithecines or maybe chimpanzees. The Fridge Horror comes in when you realize that these animals, despite their near-sentience, are still treated at best as pets in the case of Pluto...and at worst as food. For instance, some Donald cartoons make jokes out of roast duck, and Golden Eggs features Donald gathering eggs guarded by a rooster who can speak English. And in some parts of the world, Pluto might also have ended up on a menu. In other words, despite these animals being their direct ancestors and being on the brink of full interaction with them, they're perfectly happy to enslave or eat them. Is this how we would've treated Neanderthals had they survived?
Fox and Fara of Star Fox fame are half-siblings.This explains why Fara supposedly resembles Fox's mother - Vixy did, at one point, cheat on James with an aspiring entrepreneur (likely while he was away for longer than it would take her to deliver). As she could not admit to the child's existence she left her to the care of her father, however built ties to the Phoenix family - explaining, for instance, why Fara was immediately recognised by Fox (he had seen her before) or why he was chosen, out of exile, to test Mr Phoenix's prototype Arwing fighters.
Eventually, however, Fox and Fara discovered their family status - likely by a time at which point they already had a more intimate relationship. Disgusted by the unwitting Brother-Sister Incest they agreed to part ways. Canon Welding results in this occurence: Fox Mc Cloud eventually arrives on Sauria, without a girlfriend, and leaves the planet with one that looks highly different from his mother.
Madoka Magica was meant to be a critical Deconstruction of the otaku lifestyle, like Neon Genesis Evangelion before it.And if you like Madoka, Gen Urobuchi hates you. You may have read this infamous essay about Hideaki Anno's intent for making Evangelion. Well, Urobuchi also has the same opinions about otakudom. (Certainly his recent Suisei no Gargantia outlines what he thinks of NEE Ts and hikikomoris, which he stated right in his intro to the anime.) With Madoka, Gen didn't just want to retell the story of Faust with Magical Girls, he wanted to smack otakus in the face. He showed how how becoming an adolescent superhero would be pretty terrifying when you have to actually fight Lovecraftian Horrors all the time forever. Timid yet good-hearted Madoka is not supposed to actually "be" you, in a sense. She's actually the ideal selfless Moe Messianic Archetype Goddess we all worship and masturbate on. Homura is YOU; The emotionally stunted monomaniac who's so emotionally dependent upon her pink-haired Moe-ssiah waifu that she'd rather "just run away" back in time from all the suffering around her, rather than accept her new reality, and then covers up her true geeky, incompetent self with a fake badass Mary Sue air, ala Self-Insert Fan Fic. Also, remember how these moe cuties are actually undead and had to feed off each others' souls to survive? That concept was supposed to be deconstructionist parallel to moe archetype Rei Ayanami's reality; how Anno wanted to point out how a completely submissive girl with absolute zero self-worth should be somewhat creepy in real life, not cute. And how Madoka technically doesn't exist anymore at the end? That's Urobuchi trying to bring the message home that no, your 2D waifus aren't real. Try to find a "3DPD". Of course, like with Evangelion, the impact completely backfired and the "Megucas" all became moe cultural icons, yielding plenty of kid-and-otaku-friendly merchandise (as well as...less kid-friendly stuff, much like how the Magical Girl genre in general acquired a Fetish Fuel stereotype), including some rather questionable materials (Charlotte inner tubes and Soul Gem bubble bath packs, anyone?). But what really pissed off Gen was how all the suffering became what people liked the most about the series, like sadistic Torture Porn Ryona fetishists and Tragedy fans, as well as people hailing him as "the Prince of DARKNESS" and the like. So...first he co-wrote Suisei no Gargantia. Reviews have mostly been well below those of Madoka (in about the 7-8/10 range, with 7 being about the average rating on My Anime List, for example). It had a rather cobbled-together, less-than-coherent storyline, which makes sense since five different people actually wrote the episodes besides him. (Gen wrote the first and last episodes and served as "script consultant" for the rest.) On top of that, its main plot twist was perhaps a bit too similar to that of Madoka ("The monsters were PEOPLE!!!") His reputation on anime sites such as My Anime List was nigh-indestructible immediately after Madoka; 2.5 years later, either because of Gargantia or just because of the time past, his ratings have gone down somewhat. And as mentioned in that Evangelion essay, End (and perhaps Evangelion 3.0) was basically Anno taking the anger over the TV show's somewhat positive ending and him saying, "Oh, you want more emotional torture porn tragedy ryona? I'VE GOT YOUR EMOTIONAL TORTURE PORN TRAGEDY RYONA RIGHT HERE!!!" Madoka Movie 3 will be Gen saying and doing the same thing. The whole point of Gargantia's happy ending was for us to let our guards down and think, "Oh, he's changed. He took up meditation or maybe some happy pills. We don't have to fear his casts being killed off anymore." Gen Urobuchi also hates you. Whether improbably uplifting or soul-crushingly depressing, Movie 3 will be destined to generate in at least part of the fanbase the reaction: "How disgusting." And whaddaya know, Gen himself cryptically says that the movie "may divide the fans".
Every character from everything ever made ever has autism.Because since it's on every other WMG ever, why not put it on here? Yes, all characters because it is completely legit and the person writing this guess obviously has the credentials to say whether or not a character has autism. Twilight, Spongebob, Light, L, Rei, Buffy, and some other character from something else.
Whether using forsaken children or curse extract, universal entropy is just too strong for the Incubators to stop.All that horror, however well-intentioned, was for naught in the end. This would dovetail well with one of many possible Aesops for this show: sometimes bad things happen beyond our control, and trying to solve them just makes things worse. This applies to Homura and Kyubey. Not So Different, eh Homu?
All Poison Oak Epileptic Trees will eventually lead to Puella Magi Madoka Magica.Aside from from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, It's the most referenced work on this page by a considerable margin, and one of the most suitable for tragedy. Those other series you had Epileptic Trees for? They can wait. Who says the Urobutcher wants you to stop? note
Once the above comes true, this entire page will serve as a sort of tip sheet for time travelers from the future.All the Poison Oak Epileptic Trees will happen, and the world will break for a hundred thousand years. After the End, if and when they invent time travel, the laundry list of Trees will be the guide to all things that must be prevented. Once the roots of the Trees are determined, the time-traveler's mission is this: ensure that they are annihilated. No Rule 34 twisteries of any kind, no constant references to Madoka Magica, FIM, etc., nothing to require an infinitely long Brain Bleach bath to purge from one's mind...it sounds too good to be true, doesn't it?
The Westboro Baptist Church was right all along and we are all doomed to be burned in Hell.
The truth behind the Tumblr MishapocalypseSome Tumblr users say it happened, some say it didn't. The truth is that both are correct. April 1, 2013 was the true day of the Apocalypse, rather than December 21, 2012. Through Tumblr users changing their pictures to and sharing pictures of Misha Collins, the entire universe was reset at the end of the world. Every human's memories of the day were wiped...except for those who participated in the Mishapocalypse, who gained Ripple-Effect-Proof Memory.
The Hokey Cokey is what it's all about.The song tried to warn you. It's right there in the lyrics...