History WMG / PoisonOakEpilepticTrees

14th Sep '17 2:01:31 AM GrammarNavi
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So...first he co-wrote ''Anime/GargantiaOnTheVerdurousPlanet''. Reviews have mostly been well below those of ''Madoka'' (in about the 7-8/10 range, with 7 being about the average rating on MyAnimeList, for example). It had a rather cobbled-together, less-than-coherent storyline, which makes sense since five different people actually wrote the episodes besides him. (Gen wrote the first and last episodes and served as "script consultant" for the rest.) [[spoiler:On top of that, its main plot twist was perhaps a bit too similar to that of ''Madoka'' ("The monsters [[WasOnceAMan were PEOPLE!!!]]")]] His reputation on anime sites such as MyAnimeList was nigh-indestructible immediately after ''Madoka''; 2.5 years later, either because of ''Gargantia'' or just because of the time past, his ratings have gone down somewhat.

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So...first he co-wrote ''Anime/GargantiaOnTheVerdurousPlanet''. Reviews have mostly been well below those of ''Madoka'' (in about the 7-8/10 range, with 7 being about the average rating on MyAnimeList, Website/MyAnimeList, for example). It had a rather cobbled-together, less-than-coherent storyline, which makes sense since five different people actually wrote the episodes besides him. (Gen wrote the first and last episodes and served as "script consultant" for the rest.) [[spoiler:On top of that, its main plot twist was perhaps a bit too similar to that of ''Madoka'' ("The monsters [[WasOnceAMan were PEOPLE!!!]]")]] His reputation on anime sites such as MyAnimeList Website/MyAnimeList was nigh-indestructible immediately after ''Madoka''; 2.5 years later, either because of ''Gargantia'' or just because of the time past, his ratings have gone down somewhat.
9th Sep '17 5:30:34 PM nombretomado
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Her teachers back in her former school lament her loss, especially since, despite her erratic behavior, she had a high intelligence and seemed to be showing much aptitude as an artist, creating elaborate [[AndyWarhol Warholesque]] collage pastiches. While most institutions encourage their charges to express themselves through arts and crafts, all access to art supplies have unfortunately been denied to Homura, as several of her pictures feature her violently torturing and murdering "Kyubey".

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Her teachers back in her former school lament her loss, especially since, despite her erratic behavior, she had a high intelligence and seemed to be showing much aptitude as an artist, creating elaborate [[AndyWarhol [[Creator/AndyWarhol Warholesque]] collage pastiches. While most institutions encourage their charges to express themselves through arts and crafts, all access to art supplies have unfortunately been denied to Homura, as several of her pictures feature her violently torturing and murdering "Kyubey".
9th Sep '17 4:47:20 PM nombretomado
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But why don't we humans and other inhabitants of alternate universes [[WeWillHavePerfectHealthInTheFuture have perfect health in the Future]]? Because, this unobtainium is mostly consumed by [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators, who necessitate a constant supply of Moe in order to obtain fuel to decelerate the accumulating Entropic decay of themselves and the cosmos as a whole,]] and creators of TrueArtIsAngsty (including but not limited to: authors of {{Tragedy}} e.g. Creator/GenUrobuchi, depressing Classical Music composers e.g. Music/LudwigVanBeethoven, Blues musicians, Emos, and anybody who likes ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''), whose Angst put them in an eternal state of exponentially accelerated entropy, rendering their immune systems extremely vulnerable (TruthInTelevision: depression and stress compromises the immune system, both directly and indirectly) and therefore forcing them to consume these tears forever, hence the continuous rarity. [[note]]Speaking of Rarity, to pay for the Bourbon [[AnimalFarm we sold her to the glue factory]], because Rarity's tears were never useful besides giving Diamond Dogs allergy and brain inflammations, and/or cosmetic purposes for ugly mules. Also dangerous, for any contact between Rarity's tears and TheUglyBarnacle [[RealityBreakingParadox will cause a contradictory paradox in all of existential causality]] that results into [[ApocalypseHow class Z apocalypse where absolutely Everyone dies. Or worse, become ugly forever. The end]].[[/note]]

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But why don't we humans and other inhabitants of alternate universes [[WeWillHavePerfectHealthInTheFuture have perfect health in the Future]]? Because, this unobtainium is mostly consumed by [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators, who necessitate a constant supply of Moe in order to obtain fuel to decelerate the accumulating Entropic decay of themselves and the cosmos as a whole,]] and creators of TrueArtIsAngsty (including but not limited to: authors of {{Tragedy}} e.g. Creator/GenUrobuchi, depressing Classical Music composers e.g. Music/LudwigVanBeethoven, Blues musicians, Emos, and anybody who likes ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''), whose Angst put them in an eternal state of exponentially accelerated entropy, rendering their immune systems extremely vulnerable (TruthInTelevision: depression and stress compromises the immune system, both directly and indirectly) and therefore forcing them to consume these tears forever, hence the continuous rarity. [[note]]Speaking of Rarity, to pay for the Bourbon [[AnimalFarm [[Literature/AnimalFarm we sold her to the glue factory]], because Rarity's tears were never useful besides giving Diamond Dogs allergy and brain inflammations, and/or cosmetic purposes for ugly mules. Also dangerous, for any contact between Rarity's tears and TheUglyBarnacle [[RealityBreakingParadox will cause a contradictory paradox in all of existential causality]] that results into [[ApocalypseHow class Z apocalypse where absolutely Everyone dies. Or worse, become ugly forever. The end]].[[/note]]
23rd Aug '17 8:43:50 AM GrammarNavi
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The Anti-Spirals were right: Spiral Energy, a Darwinian evolution-based power source fueled by aggressions and passions (or should we say the [[StarWars Dark Side of the force]]) is [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow something Man Was Not Meant To Know]] ala the Atomic Bomb, and when misused will destroy the universe (or even multiverse, think of ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarths), especially when handed over to [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters the beast Man]]. With this WeaponOfMassDestruction, humanity became a militaristic, expansionist, SocialDarwinist space empire not unlike the Imperium of Man from TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}. All that bombastic and hammy talk about the PowerOfFriendship? It's a disguised message of WithUsOrAgainstUs. Of course, the purpose of propaganda is daemonization of the enemy, hence why the Anti-spirals are portrayed as {{Eldritch Abomination}}s and {{manipulative bastard}}s just like how UsefulNotes/NaziGermany portrayed the Jews as manipulators who have ChronicBackstabbingDisorder. Kamina might be an in-universe equivalent of Hitler (or considering he's dead, [[SovietUnion Lenin]]).

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The Anti-Spirals were right: Spiral Energy, a Darwinian evolution-based power source fueled by aggressions and passions (or should we say the [[StarWars Dark Side of the force]]) is [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow something Man Was Not Meant To Know]] ala the Atomic Bomb, and when misused will destroy the universe (or even multiverse, think of ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarths), especially when handed over to [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters the beast Man]]. With this WeaponOfMassDestruction, humanity became a militaristic, expansionist, SocialDarwinist space empire not unlike the Imperium of Man from TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}. All that bombastic and hammy talk about the PowerOfFriendship? It's a disguised message of WithUsOrAgainstUs. Of course, the purpose of propaganda is daemonization of the enemy, hence why the Anti-spirals are portrayed as {{Eldritch Abomination}}s and {{manipulative bastard}}s just like how UsefulNotes/NaziGermany portrayed the Jews as manipulators who have ChronicBackstabbingDisorder. Kamina might be an in-universe equivalent of Hitler (or considering he's dead, [[SovietUnion [[UsefulNotes/SovietRussiaUkraineAndSoOn Lenin]]).



[[TheWarOnTerror 9/11]], Music/{{John Lennon}}'s assassination, [[UsefulNotes/VietnamWar France's defeat at Dien Bien Phu]], [[WhoShotJFK the Kennedy assassination]], [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand]], Russia's defeat in the UsefulNotes/RussoJapaneseWar, the rise of [[UsefulNotes/SovietUnion the Bolsheviks]] in the Russian Civil War, the rise of UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte, the arrival of [[ThePlague the BlackDeath]], the rises of [[TheCaligula Caligula]] and ComicStrip/{{Nero}}, the fall of TheRomanEmpire, the fall of TheRomanRepublic, the fall of AncientEgypt, the fall of Carthage, the destruction of the Solomon's Temple, the destruction of Neanderthals and the "Hobbits" in Indonesia, [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Amy the cat]] getting hit by a car, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the careers of]] Music/JustinBieber, Creator/AdamSandler, Uwe Boll and Brett Ratner.

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[[TheWarOnTerror 9/11]], Music/{{John Lennon}}'s assassination, [[UsefulNotes/VietnamWar France's defeat at Dien Bien Phu]], [[WhoShotJFK the Kennedy assassination]], [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand]], Russia's defeat in the UsefulNotes/RussoJapaneseWar, the rise of [[UsefulNotes/SovietUnion [[UsefulNotes/SovietRussiaUkraineAndSoOn the Bolsheviks]] in the Russian Civil War, the rise of UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte, the arrival of [[ThePlague the BlackDeath]], the rises of [[TheCaligula Caligula]] and ComicStrip/{{Nero}}, the fall of TheRomanEmpire, the fall of TheRomanRepublic, the fall of AncientEgypt, the fall of Carthage, the destruction of the Solomon's Temple, the destruction of Neanderthals and the "Hobbits" in Indonesia, [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Amy the cat]] getting hit by a car, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the careers of]] Music/JustinBieber, Creator/AdamSandler, Uwe Boll and Brett Ratner.
13th Aug '17 10:11:45 AM nombretomado
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With ''Madoka'', Gen didn't just want to retell the story of ''{{Faust}}'' [[XMeetsY with]] [[MagicalGirl magical girls]], he wanted to smack otakus in the face. He showed how how becoming an adolescent superhero would be pretty terrifying when you have to actually fight [[EldritchAbomination Lovecraftian Horrors]] all the time forever. Timid yet good-hearted Madoka is not supposed to actually "be" you, in a sense. She's actually the ideal selfless {{Moe}} MessianicArchetype Goddess we all worship and masturbate on. '''Homura''' [[ThisLoserIsYou is YOU]]; The emotionally stunted monomaniac who's so emotionally dependent upon her pink-haired Moe-ssiah waifu that she'd rather "just run away" back in time from all the suffering around her, rather than accept her new reality, and then covers up her true geeky, incompetent self with a fake badass MarySue air, ala Self-Insert FanFic.

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With ''Madoka'', Gen didn't just want to retell the story of ''{{Faust}}'' [[XMeetsY [[JustForFun/XMeetsY with]] [[MagicalGirl magical girls]], he wanted to smack otakus in the face. He showed how how becoming an adolescent superhero would be pretty terrifying when you have to actually fight [[EldritchAbomination Lovecraftian Horrors]] all the time forever. Timid yet good-hearted Madoka is not supposed to actually "be" you, in a sense. She's actually the ideal selfless {{Moe}} MessianicArchetype Goddess we all worship and masturbate on. '''Homura''' [[ThisLoserIsYou is YOU]]; The emotionally stunted monomaniac who's so emotionally dependent upon her pink-haired Moe-ssiah waifu that she'd rather "just run away" back in time from all the suffering around her, rather than accept her new reality, and then covers up her true geeky, incompetent self with a fake badass MarySue air, ala Self-Insert FanFic.
11th Jun '17 12:02:03 PM nombretomado
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But why don't we humans and other inhabitants of alternate universes [[WeWillHavePerfectHealthInTheFuture have perfect health in the Future]]? Because, this unobtainium is mostly consumed by [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators, who necessitate a constant supply of Moe in order to obtain fuel to decelerate the accumulating Entropic decay of themselves and the cosmos as a whole,]] and creators of TrueArtIsAngsty (including but not limited to: authors of {{Tragedy}} e.g. Creator/GenUrobuchi, depressing Classical Music composers e.g. LudwigVanBeethoven, Blues musicians, Emos, and anybody who likes ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''), whose Angst put them in an eternal state of exponentially accelerated entropy, rendering their immune systems extremely vulnerable (TruthInTelevision: depression and stress compromises the immune system, both directly and indirectly) and therefore forcing them to consume these tears forever, hence the continuous rarity. [[note]]Speaking of Rarity, to pay for the Bourbon [[AnimalFarm we sold her to the glue factory]], because Rarity's tears were never useful besides giving Diamond Dogs allergy and brain inflammations, and/or cosmetic purposes for ugly mules. Also dangerous, for any contact between Rarity's tears and TheUglyBarnacle [[RealityBreakingParadox will cause a contradictory paradox in all of existential causality]] that results into [[ApocalypseHow class Z apocalypse where absolutely Everyone dies. Or worse, become ugly forever. The end]].[[/note]]

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But why don't we humans and other inhabitants of alternate universes [[WeWillHavePerfectHealthInTheFuture have perfect health in the Future]]? Because, this unobtainium is mostly consumed by [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators, who necessitate a constant supply of Moe in order to obtain fuel to decelerate the accumulating Entropic decay of themselves and the cosmos as a whole,]] and creators of TrueArtIsAngsty (including but not limited to: authors of {{Tragedy}} e.g. Creator/GenUrobuchi, depressing Classical Music composers e.g. LudwigVanBeethoven, Music/LudwigVanBeethoven, Blues musicians, Emos, and anybody who likes ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''), whose Angst put them in an eternal state of exponentially accelerated entropy, rendering their immune systems extremely vulnerable (TruthInTelevision: depression and stress compromises the immune system, both directly and indirectly) and therefore forcing them to consume these tears forever, hence the continuous rarity. [[note]]Speaking of Rarity, to pay for the Bourbon [[AnimalFarm we sold her to the glue factory]], because Rarity's tears were never useful besides giving Diamond Dogs allergy and brain inflammations, and/or cosmetic purposes for ugly mules. Also dangerous, for any contact between Rarity's tears and TheUglyBarnacle [[RealityBreakingParadox will cause a contradictory paradox in all of existential causality]] that results into [[ApocalypseHow class Z apocalypse where absolutely Everyone dies. Or worse, become ugly forever. The end]].[[/note]]
1st Jun '17 5:55:13 AM XFllo
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Every time a MagicalGirl dies, cries, descends to DespairEventHorizon, goes to {{Hell}}, [[MessianicArchetype sacrifices herself]], gets [[MindRape ra]][[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil ped]] (especially by an EldritchAbomination), suffers a FateWorseThanDeath such as AndIMustScream, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking is included in]] [[OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs a hentai doujinshi fanfic]] or {{Ryona}} game, or et cetera, Urobuchi gains "energy", Haruhiahweh and her sadistic love for {{Moe}} tropes are appeased, and both decide that preserving the Omniverse and Reality is entertaining and worth it.

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Every time a MagicalGirl dies, cries, descends to DespairEventHorizon, goes to {{Hell}}, [[MessianicArchetype sacrifices herself]], gets [[MindRape ra]][[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil ped]] (especially by an EldritchAbomination), suffers a FateWorseThanDeath such as AndIMustScream, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking is included in]] [[OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs a hentai doujinshi fanfic]] or {{Ryona}} game, or et cetera, fanfic]], Urobuchi gains "energy", Haruhiahweh and her sadistic love for {{Moe}} tropes are appeased, and both decide that preserving the Omniverse and Reality is entertaining and worth it.
31st May '17 4:40:45 PM RealityUnhinged
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** [[{{InsaneTrollLogic}} But how do you know that this theory isn't one of the false ones?]]
30th May '17 4:14:43 PM Willbyr
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And if you like ''Madoka'', Creator/GenUrobuchi hates you. You may have read [[http://chirart.tumblr.com/post/37808402478/evangelion-and-why-hideaki-anno-hates-you this infamous essay]] about HideakiAnno's intent for making ''Evangelion''. Well, Urobuchi also has the same opinions about otakudom. (Certainly his recent ''Anime/GargantiaOnTheVerdurousPlanet'' outlines what he thinks of NEET and hikikomoris, which he stated right in his intro to the anime.)

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And if you like ''Madoka'', Creator/GenUrobuchi hates you. You may have read [[http://chirart.tumblr.com/post/37808402478/evangelion-and-why-hideaki-anno-hates-you this infamous essay]] about HideakiAnno's Creator/HideakiAnno's intent for making ''Evangelion''. Well, Urobuchi also has the same opinions about otakudom. (Certainly his recent ''Anime/GargantiaOnTheVerdurousPlanet'' outlines what he thinks of NEET and hikikomoris, which he stated right in his intro to the anime.)
25th May '17 12:44:56 PM CaptEquinox
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[[WMG: There is never any such thing as simple friendship between male characters.]]
Any time you see two men connect as friends or comrades or working partners or anything of the sort, you are to assume that they are having wild, sweaty sex offscreen. Cf. the ''Star Trek'' original series episode "Obsession" which ends with James Kirk speaking in a friendly, non-official way to a male ensign, inviting him to visit and commemorate his late father, Kirk's friend and former commander. Today, such behavior is apparently considered an unambiguous sexual invitation. If anyone questions this doctrine, you are to invoke the word "subtext", which is capable of transubstantiating any book, film or television presentation into a garden of unambiguous fruity delights. Christ, I've got to [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5105759/47/The-Commentary-of-TOS-for-KS stop reading fanfiction.net]].



* So wouldn't that technically mean Peach is a fraction of Bowser? And Bowser kidnaps her a lot, and intends to marry her, [[ScrewYourself so...]]

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* So wouldn't that technically mean Peach is a fraction of Bowser? And Bowser kidnaps her a lot, and intends to marry her, [[ScrewYourself so...]]]]

[[WMG: There is never any such thing as simple friendship between male characters.]]
Any time you see two men connect as friends or comrades or working partners or anything of the sort, even relatives, you are to assume that they are having wild, sweaty sex offscreen. Cf. the ''Star Trek'' original series episode "Obsession" which ends with James Kirk speaking in a friendly, non-official way to a male ensign, inviting him to visit and commemorate his late father, Kirk's friend and former commander. Today, such behavior is apparently considered an unambiguous sexual invitation. If anyone questions this doctrine, you are to invoke the word "subtext", which is capable of transubstantiating any book, film or television presentation into a garden of unambiguous fruity delights. Christ, I've got to [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5105759/47/The-Commentary-of-TOS-for-KS stop reading fanfiction.net]].
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