History WMG / PoisonOakEpilepticTrees

26th Apr '18 11:19:39 AM Malady
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* [[Tropers/JohnAlexanderHitchcock The old Atton Rand]] [[OverlyLongGag is trapped in The Black Lodge]]. Clearly, the only reason Tropers/JohnAlexanderHitchcock has been adding so much WMG to this page all centered around [[Series/TwinPeaks an obscure reference that nobody gets]] is because he is actually sending out a plea for help. By drawing enough attention to the Black Lodge, he hopes that someone will investigate and, eventually, discover that the Black Lodge is real. And the old Atton Rand - the silly one, the one who had Zenna as his primary character, the one who was willing to forgo realism in favor of having fun - is actually trapped in the Black Lodge and has been trying to escape. This explains why Atton Rand had such a sudden shift in personality towards the end of the original ''Dino Attack RPG'', since that is thei point where he entered the Black Lodge. Everything since then (including but not limited to Rotor, Trigger, the ''Franchise/StarWars'' hate, the [[CthulhuMythos Lovecraft]] obsession, and more) has been Atton Rand's attempts at getting our attention so that someone can rescue him, and since we clearly haven't gotten the message, he has had no other choice but to spam this WMG page with constant annoying references to the Black Lodge until we're more sick of it than we were of the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' CaptainErsatz squad, forcing us to investigate and, eventually, rescue him from the Black Lodge.

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* [[Tropers/JohnAlexanderHitchcock The old Atton Rand]] [[OverlyLongGag is trapped in The Black Lodge]]. Clearly, the only reason Tropers/JohnAlexanderHitchcock has been adding so much WMG to this page all centered around [[Series/TwinPeaks an obscure reference that nobody gets]] is because he is actually sending out a plea for help. By drawing enough attention to the Black Lodge, he hopes that someone will investigate and, eventually, discover that the Black Lodge is real. And the old Atton Rand - the silly one, the one who had Zenna as his primary character, the one who was willing to forgo realism in favor of having fun - is actually trapped in the Black Lodge and has been trying to escape. This explains why Atton Rand had such a sudden shift in personality towards the end of the original ''Dino Attack RPG'', since that is thei point where he entered the Black Lodge. Everything since then (including but not limited to Rotor, Trigger, the ''Franchise/StarWars'' hate, the [[CthulhuMythos [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos Lovecraft]] obsession, and more) has been Atton Rand's attempts at getting our attention so that someone can rescue him, and since we clearly haven't gotten the message, he has had no other choice but to spam this WMG page with constant annoying references to the Black Lodge until we're more sick of it than we were of the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' CaptainErsatz squad, forcing us to investigate and, eventually, rescue him from the Black Lodge.
5th Mar '18 4:46:24 PM Malady
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But why don't we humans and other inhabitants of alternate universes [[WeWillHavePerfectHealthInTheFuture have perfect health in the Future]]? Because, this unobtainium is mostly consumed by [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators, who necessitate a constant supply of Moe in order to obtain fuel to decelerate the accumulating Entropic decay of themselves and the cosmos as a whole,]] and creators of TrueArtIsAngsty (including but not limited to: authors of {{Tragedy}} e.g. Creator/GenUrobuchi, depressing Classical Music composers e.g. Music/LudwigVanBeethoven, Blues musicians, Emos, and anybody who likes ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''), whose Angst put them in an eternal state of exponentially accelerated entropy, rendering their immune systems extremely vulnerable (TruthInTelevision: depression and stress compromises the immune system, both directly and indirectly) and therefore forcing them to consume these tears forever, hence the continuous rarity. [[note]]Speaking of Rarity, to pay for the Bourbon [[Literature/AnimalFarm we sold her to the glue factory]], because Rarity's tears were never useful besides giving Diamond Dogs allergy and brain inflammations, and/or cosmetic purposes for ugly mules. Also dangerous, for any contact between Rarity's tears and TheUglyBarnacle [[RealityBreakingParadox will cause a contradictory paradox in all of existential causality]] that results into [[ApocalypseHow class Z apocalypse where absolutely Everyone dies. Or worse, become ugly forever. The end]].[[/note]]

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But why don't we humans and other inhabitants of alternate universes [[WeWillHavePerfectHealthInTheFuture have perfect health in the Future]]? Because, this unobtainium is mostly consumed by [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators, who necessitate a constant supply of Moe in order to obtain fuel to decelerate the accumulating Entropic decay of themselves and the cosmos as a whole,]] and creators of TrueArtIsAngsty (including but not limited to: authors of {{Tragedy}} e.g. Creator/GenUrobuchi, depressing Classical Music composers e.g. Music/LudwigVanBeethoven, Blues musicians, Emos, and anybody who likes ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''), whose Angst put them in an eternal state of exponentially accelerated entropy, rendering their immune systems extremely vulnerable (TruthInTelevision: depression and stress compromises the immune system, both directly and indirectly) and therefore forcing them to consume these tears forever, hence the continuous rarity. [[note]]Speaking of Rarity, to pay for the Bourbon [[Literature/AnimalFarm we sold her to the glue factory]], because Rarity's tears were never useful besides giving Diamond Dogs allergy and brain inflammations, and/or cosmetic purposes for ugly mules. Also dangerous, for any contact between Rarity's tears and TheUglyBarnacle ''Literature/TheUglyBarnacle'' [[RealityBreakingParadox will cause a contradictory paradox in all of existential causality]] that results into [[ApocalypseHow class Z apocalypse where absolutely Everyone dies. Or worse, become ugly forever. The end]].[[/note]]
24th Feb '18 12:57:45 PM nombretomado
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[[TheWarOnTerror 9/11]], Music/{{John Lennon}}'s assassination, [[UsefulNotes/VietnamWar France's defeat at Dien Bien Phu]], [[WhoShotJFK the Kennedy assassination]], [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand]], Russia's defeat in the UsefulNotes/RussoJapaneseWar, the rise of [[UsefulNotes/SovietRussiaUkraineAndSoOn the Bolsheviks]] in the Russian Civil War, the rise of UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte, the arrival of [[ThePlague the BlackDeath]], the rises of [[TheCaligula Caligula]] and ComicStrip/{{Nero}}, the fall of TheRomanEmpire, the fall of TheRomanRepublic, the fall of AncientEgypt, the fall of Carthage, the destruction of the Solomon's Temple, the destruction of Neanderthals and the "Hobbits" in Indonesia, [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Amy the cat]] getting hit by a car, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the careers of]] Music/JustinBieber, Creator/AdamSandler, Uwe Boll and Brett Ratner.

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[[TheWarOnTerror 9/11]], Music/{{John Lennon}}'s assassination, [[UsefulNotes/VietnamWar France's defeat at Dien Bien Phu]], [[WhoShotJFK the Kennedy assassination]], [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand]], Russia's defeat in the UsefulNotes/RussoJapaneseWar, the rise of [[UsefulNotes/SovietRussiaUkraineAndSoOn the Bolsheviks]] in the Russian Civil War, the rise of UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte, the arrival of [[ThePlague the BlackDeath]], the rises of [[TheCaligula Caligula]] and ComicStrip/{{Nero}}, the fall of TheRomanEmpire, UsefulNotes/TheRomanEmpire, the fall of TheRomanRepublic, UsefulNotes/TheRomanRepublic, the fall of AncientEgypt, the fall of Carthage, the destruction of the Solomon's Temple, the destruction of Neanderthals and the "Hobbits" in Indonesia, [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Amy the cat]] getting hit by a car, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the careers of]] Music/JustinBieber, Creator/AdamSandler, Uwe Boll and Brett Ratner.
12th Feb '18 8:21:10 AM Cryoclaste
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Creator/HideakiAnno is actually a Christian Dominionist/Dispensationalist; ''NGE'' was basically the ''LeftBehind'' series told as a HumongousMecha story.

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Creator/HideakiAnno is actually a Christian Dominionist/Dispensationalist; ''NGE'' was basically the ''LeftBehind'' ''Literature/LeftBehind'' series told as a HumongousMecha story.
2nd Feb '18 3:48:27 PM nombretomado
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CanonWelding results in this occurence: Fox McCloud eventually arrives on Sauria, without a girlfriend, and leaves the planet with one that looks highly different from his mother.

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CanonWelding results in this occurence: Fox McCloud [=McCloud=] eventually arrives on Sauria, without a girlfriend, and leaves the planet with one that looks highly different from his mother.
30th Dec '17 8:07:27 AM Wyldchyld
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Of course, like with ''Evangelion'', [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing the impact completely backfired]] and the "[[MemeticMutation Megucas]]" all became moe cultural icons, yielding plenty of kid-and-otaku-friendly merchandise (as well as...less kid-friendly stuff, much like how the MagicalGirl genre in general acquired a FetishFuel stereotype), including some [[MisaimedMarketing rather questionable materials]] (Charlotte inner tubes and Soul Gem bubble bath packs, anyone?). But what really pissed off Gen was how all the suffering became what people ''liked the most'' about the series, like sadistic TorturePorn {{Ryona}} fetishists and {{Tragedy}} fans, as well as people hailing him as "the Prince of DARKNESS" and the like.

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Of course, like with ''Evangelion'', [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing the impact completely backfired]] and the "[[MemeticMutation Megucas]]" all became moe cultural icons, yielding plenty of kid-and-otaku-friendly merchandise (as well as...less kid-friendly stuff, much like how the MagicalGirl genre in general acquired a FetishFuel stereotype), stuff), including some [[MisaimedMarketing rather questionable materials]] (Charlotte inner tubes and Soul Gem bubble bath packs, anyone?). But what really pissed off Gen was how all the suffering became what people ''liked the most'' about the series, like sadistic TorturePorn {{Ryona}} fetishists and {{Tragedy}} fans, as well as people hailing him as "the Prince of DARKNESS" and the like.
22nd Dec '17 1:25:26 PM EspeonArcaninePines
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[[WMG: The player's real [[DisappearedDad father]] in [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite.]]]]
...is [[spoiler: [[BigBad Ghetsis]]]]
[[{{Squick}}I am so sorry.]]

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[[WMG: The player's real [[DisappearedDad father]] in [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite.]]]]
...
VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite.]]
...
is [[spoiler: [[BigBad Ghetsis]]]]
[[{{Squick}}I
Ghetsis.]]]]

[[{{Squick}} I
am so sorry.]]


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22nd Dec '17 1:22:12 PM EspeonArcaninePines
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[[WMG: The [[MadokaMagica Madokaverse]] was created by [[RickAndMorty Dr. Rick Sanchez]] to [[PoweredByAForsakenChild power]] his car battery.]]

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[[WMG: The [[MadokaMagica Madokaverse]] was created by [[RickAndMorty [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Dr. Rick Sanchez]] to [[PoweredByAForsakenChild power]] his car battery.]]



Any time you see two men connect as friends or comrades or working partners or anything of the sort, even relatives, you are to assume that they are having wild, sweaty sex offscreen. Cf. the ''Star Trek'' original series episode "Obsession" which ends with James Kirk speaking in a friendly, non-official way to a male ensign, inviting him to visit and commemorate his late father, Kirk's friend and former commander. Today, such behavior is apparently considered an unambiguous sexual invitation. If anyone questions this doctrine, you are to invoke the word "subtext", which is capable of transubstantiating any book, film or television presentation into a garden of unambiguous fruity delights. Christ, I've got to [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5105759/47/The-Commentary-of-TOS-for-KS stop reading fanfiction.net]].

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Any time you see two men connect as friends or comrades or working partners or anything of the sort, even relatives, you are to assume that they are having wild, sweaty sex offscreen. Cf. the ''Star Trek'' original series episode "Obsession" which ends with James Kirk speaking in a friendly, non-official way to a male ensign, inviting him to visit and commemorate his late father, Kirk's friend and former commander. Today, such behavior is apparently considered an unambiguous sexual invitation. If anyone questions this doctrine, you are to invoke the word "subtext", which is capable of transubstantiating any book, film or television presentation into a garden of unambiguous fruity delights. Christ, I've got to [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5105759/47/The-Commentary-of-TOS-for-KS stop reading fanfiction.net]].net]].
[[WMG: The player's real [[DisappearedDad father]] in [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite.]]]]
...is [[spoiler: [[BigBad Ghetsis]]]]
[[{{Squick}}I am so sorry.]]

So, it's well established and confirmed that Anthea, Concordia, and especially N are just adopted. But that [[CompleteMonster (and other reasons)]] doesn't mean he didn't have any biological children.
It's also the reason the protagonist's mom [[StacysMom looks so young.]]
[[ChildByRape She was only a teenager when it happened.]]
26th Nov '17 4:53:56 PM nombretomado
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* Germany's original wish was to achieve national unity after centuries of existence as [[UsefulNotes/HolyRomanEmpire a collection of weak, squabbling kingdoms and principalities which often served as Western Europe's playthings]], which it obviously got under UsefulNotes/OttoVonBismarck. Unfortunately, Bismarck's militaristic "blood and iron" policy and ImperialGermany's territorial wars through the late 19th century only gave them the stereotype of a might-makes-right quasi-barbarian state, hence all the dehumanizing [[EatsBabies baby-eating]] propaganda of them as shown on the UnfortunateImplications main page. Thus Germany's Witch form came to embody just this.

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* Germany's original wish was to achieve national unity after centuries of existence as [[UsefulNotes/HolyRomanEmpire a collection of weak, squabbling kingdoms and principalities which often served as Western Europe's playthings]], which it obviously got under UsefulNotes/OttoVonBismarck. Unfortunately, Bismarck's militaristic "blood and iron" policy and ImperialGermany's UsefulNotes/ImperialGermany's territorial wars through the late 19th century only gave them the stereotype of a might-makes-right quasi-barbarian state, hence all the dehumanizing [[EatsBabies baby-eating]] propaganda of them as shown on the UnfortunateImplications main page. Thus Germany's Witch form came to embody just this.
26th Nov '17 2:43:14 PM nombretomado
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* Germany's original wish was to achieve national unity after centuries of existence as [[HolyRomanEmpire a collection of weak, squabbling kingdoms and principalities which often served as Western Europe's playthings]], which it obviously got under UsefulNotes/OttoVonBismarck. Unfortunately, Bismarck's militaristic "blood and iron" policy and ImperialGermany's territorial wars through the late 19th century only gave them the stereotype of a might-makes-right quasi-barbarian state, hence all the dehumanizing [[EatsBabies baby-eating]] propaganda of them as shown on the UnfortunateImplications main page. Thus Germany's Witch form came to embody just this.

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* Germany's original wish was to achieve national unity after centuries of existence as [[HolyRomanEmpire [[UsefulNotes/HolyRomanEmpire a collection of weak, squabbling kingdoms and principalities which often served as Western Europe's playthings]], which it obviously got under UsefulNotes/OttoVonBismarck. Unfortunately, Bismarck's militaristic "blood and iron" policy and ImperialGermany's territorial wars through the late 19th century only gave them the stereotype of a might-makes-right quasi-barbarian state, hence all the dehumanizing [[EatsBabies baby-eating]] propaganda of them as shown on the UnfortunateImplications main page. Thus Germany's Witch form came to embody just this.
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