History WMG / PoisonOakEpilepticTrees

11th Jun '17 12:02:03 PM nombretomado
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But why don't we humans and other inhabitants of alternate universes [[WeWillHavePerfectHealthInTheFuture have perfect health in the Future]]? Because, this unobtainium is mostly consumed by [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators, who necessitate a constant supply of Moe in order to obtain fuel to decelerate the accumulating Entropic decay of themselves and the cosmos as a whole,]] and creators of TrueArtIsAngsty (including but not limited to: authors of {{Tragedy}} e.g. Creator/GenUrobuchi, depressing Classical Music composers e.g. LudwigVanBeethoven, Blues musicians, Emos, and anybody who likes ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''), whose Angst put them in an eternal state of exponentially accelerated entropy, rendering their immune systems extremely vulnerable (TruthInTelevision: depression and stress compromises the immune system, both directly and indirectly) and therefore forcing them to consume these tears forever, hence the continuous rarity. [[note]]Speaking of Rarity, to pay for the Bourbon [[AnimalFarm we sold her to the glue factory]], because Rarity's tears were never useful besides giving Diamond Dogs allergy and brain inflammations, and/or cosmetic purposes for ugly mules. Also dangerous, for any contact between Rarity's tears and TheUglyBarnacle [[RealityBreakingParadox will cause a contradictory paradox in all of existential causality]] that results into [[ApocalypseHow class Z apocalypse where absolutely Everyone dies. Or worse, become ugly forever. The end]].[[/note]]

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But why don't we humans and other inhabitants of alternate universes [[WeWillHavePerfectHealthInTheFuture have perfect health in the Future]]? Because, this unobtainium is mostly consumed by [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators, who necessitate a constant supply of Moe in order to obtain fuel to decelerate the accumulating Entropic decay of themselves and the cosmos as a whole,]] and creators of TrueArtIsAngsty (including but not limited to: authors of {{Tragedy}} e.g. Creator/GenUrobuchi, depressing Classical Music composers e.g. LudwigVanBeethoven, Music/LudwigVanBeethoven, Blues musicians, Emos, and anybody who likes ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''), whose Angst put them in an eternal state of exponentially accelerated entropy, rendering their immune systems extremely vulnerable (TruthInTelevision: depression and stress compromises the immune system, both directly and indirectly) and therefore forcing them to consume these tears forever, hence the continuous rarity. [[note]]Speaking of Rarity, to pay for the Bourbon [[AnimalFarm we sold her to the glue factory]], because Rarity's tears were never useful besides giving Diamond Dogs allergy and brain inflammations, and/or cosmetic purposes for ugly mules. Also dangerous, for any contact between Rarity's tears and TheUglyBarnacle [[RealityBreakingParadox will cause a contradictory paradox in all of existential causality]] that results into [[ApocalypseHow class Z apocalypse where absolutely Everyone dies. Or worse, become ugly forever. The end]].[[/note]]
1st Jun '17 5:55:13 AM XFllo
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Every time a MagicalGirl dies, cries, descends to DespairEventHorizon, goes to {{Hell}}, [[MessianicArchetype sacrifices herself]], gets [[MindRape ra]][[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil ped]] (especially by an EldritchAbomination), suffers a FateWorseThanDeath such as AndIMustScream, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking is included in]] [[OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs a hentai doujinshi fanfic]] or {{Ryona}} game, or et cetera, Urobuchi gains "energy", Haruhiahweh and her sadistic love for {{Moe}} tropes are appeased, and both decide that preserving the Omniverse and Reality is entertaining and worth it.

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Every time a MagicalGirl dies, cries, descends to DespairEventHorizon, goes to {{Hell}}, [[MessianicArchetype sacrifices herself]], gets [[MindRape ra]][[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil ped]] (especially by an EldritchAbomination), suffers a FateWorseThanDeath such as AndIMustScream, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking is included in]] [[OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs a hentai doujinshi fanfic]] or {{Ryona}} game, or et cetera, fanfic]], Urobuchi gains "energy", Haruhiahweh and her sadistic love for {{Moe}} tropes are appeased, and both decide that preserving the Omniverse and Reality is entertaining and worth it.
31st May '17 4:40:45 PM RealityUnhinged
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** [[{{InsaneTrollLogic}} But how do you know that this theory isn't one of the false ones?]]
30th May '17 4:14:43 PM Willbyr
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And if you like ''Madoka'', Creator/GenUrobuchi hates you. You may have read [[http://chirart.tumblr.com/post/37808402478/evangelion-and-why-hideaki-anno-hates-you this infamous essay]] about HideakiAnno's intent for making ''Evangelion''. Well, Urobuchi also has the same opinions about otakudom. (Certainly his recent ''Anime/GargantiaOnTheVerdurousPlanet'' outlines what he thinks of NEET and hikikomoris, which he stated right in his intro to the anime.)

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And if you like ''Madoka'', Creator/GenUrobuchi hates you. You may have read [[http://chirart.tumblr.com/post/37808402478/evangelion-and-why-hideaki-anno-hates-you this infamous essay]] about HideakiAnno's Creator/HideakiAnno's intent for making ''Evangelion''. Well, Urobuchi also has the same opinions about otakudom. (Certainly his recent ''Anime/GargantiaOnTheVerdurousPlanet'' outlines what he thinks of NEET and hikikomoris, which he stated right in his intro to the anime.)
25th May '17 12:44:56 PM CaptEquinox
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[[WMG: There is never any such thing as simple friendship between male characters.]]
Any time you see two men connect as friends or comrades or working partners or anything of the sort, you are to assume that they are having wild, sweaty sex offscreen. Cf. the ''Star Trek'' original series episode "Obsession" which ends with James Kirk speaking in a friendly, non-official way to a male ensign, inviting him to visit and commemorate his late father, Kirk's friend and former commander. Today, such behavior is apparently considered an unambiguous sexual invitation. If anyone questions this doctrine, you are to invoke the word "subtext", which is capable of transubstantiating any book, film or television presentation into a garden of unambiguous fruity delights. Christ, I've got to [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5105759/47/The-Commentary-of-TOS-for-KS stop reading fanfiction.net]].



* So wouldn't that technically mean Peach is a fraction of Bowser? And Bowser kidnaps her a lot, and intends to marry her, [[ScrewYourself so...]]

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* So wouldn't that technically mean Peach is a fraction of Bowser? And Bowser kidnaps her a lot, and intends to marry her, [[ScrewYourself so...]]]]

[[WMG: There is never any such thing as simple friendship between male characters.]]
Any time you see two men connect as friends or comrades or working partners or anything of the sort, even relatives, you are to assume that they are having wild, sweaty sex offscreen. Cf. the ''Star Trek'' original series episode "Obsession" which ends with James Kirk speaking in a friendly, non-official way to a male ensign, inviting him to visit and commemorate his late father, Kirk's friend and former commander. Today, such behavior is apparently considered an unambiguous sexual invitation. If anyone questions this doctrine, you are to invoke the word "subtext", which is capable of transubstantiating any book, film or television presentation into a garden of unambiguous fruity delights. Christ, I've got to [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5105759/47/The-Commentary-of-TOS-for-KS stop reading fanfiction.net]].
25th May '17 12:43:26 PM CaptEquinox
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[[WMG: There is never any such thing as simple friendship between male characters.]]
Any time you see two men connect as friends or comrades or working partners or anything of the sort, you are to assume that they are having wild, sweaty sex offscreen. Cf. the ''Star Trek'' original series episode "Obsession" which ends with James Kirk speaking in a friendly, non-official way to a male ensign, inviting him to visit and commemorate his late father, Kirk's friend and former commander. Today, such behavior is apparently considered an unambiguous sexual invitation. If anyone questions this doctrine, you are to invoke the word "subtext", which is capable of transubstantiating any book, film or television presentation into a garden of unambiguous fruity delights. Christ, I've got to [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5105759/47/The-Commentary-of-TOS-for-KS stop reading fanfiction.net]].
25th May '17 12:25:58 PM CaptEquinox
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As children these days who are fed with [[AllCGCartoon CGI cartoons]] from their very youth, they will begin to find hand-drawn movie dull and "flat" in a bad way. None of them, once adult, will want to be a hand-drawn animator, and in a few generations hand-drawn animation will be considered as archaic and unattractive as silent movies are for us, or as shades-of-grey movie are starting to be for an always-growing majority of people.

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As children these days who are fed with [[AllCGCartoon [[AllCGICartoon CGI cartoons]] from their very youth, they will begin to find hand-drawn movie moving images dull and "flat" in a bad way. None of them, once adult, will want to be a hand-drawn animator, and in a few generations hand-drawn animation will be considered as archaic and unattractive as silent movies are for us, outside of a few aficionadoes; or as shades-of-grey movie black and white movies are starting to be for an always-growing majority of people.
16th May '17 4:43:58 PM nombretomado
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* After his creative spark was launched at the Darkitect, Rex became trapped in TwinPeaks The Black Lodge. He is currently trapped in the lodge with Spy and Agent Cooper. Unfortunately, he knows that his chances of getting out of the lodge are very slim, as his creative spark is now in the hands of the Man from Another Place.

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* After his creative spark was launched at the Darkitect, Rex became trapped in TwinPeaks Series/TwinPeaks The Black Lodge. He is currently trapped in the lodge with Spy and Agent Cooper. Unfortunately, he knows that his chances of getting out of the lodge are very slim, as his creative spark is now in the hands of the Man from Another Place.
14th May '17 10:34:21 AM nombretomado
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Hypothesized to be the reason why Equestria has little pandemics of deadly diseases, such as the infamous Ebola Virus which should have been transmitted through the non-vaccinated wild animals Fluttershy takes care of. Also speculated to be able to cause limited antidepressant pheromone effects to non-intelligent lower animals as well, which can be weaponized in the form of her Stare which pacifies any animal. I'm also hypothesizing that if Ebola or an alien plague (e.g. unpacifiable parasitic [[Film/{{Alien}} Xenomorphs]], [[Franchise/StarCraft Zerg]] infestation, HatePlague, any disease that results in ZombieApocalypse, Ebola, etc) invaded Equestria and Fluttershy wasn't there to pacify and cure the infected, then even the alicorns Twilight and Celestia would have never saw the megadeaths coming before it's too late for their magic to fix the devastation wrought by the pandemic, similar to the Aztecs' lack of immunity to European xeno diseases. (Also, without Fluttershy's tears to provide immunity and pacification, they would have never been able to resist said ZergRush, considering that unlike Fluttershy, Twilight and Celestia prefer to fight directly with their PsychicPowers which the Zerg Swarm will simply find delicious, which means that they will be infested into the pony equivalent of Kerrigan. No, the Elements of Harmony aka the Orbital Friendship Cannon will not help to repel the aggressive and limitless xenomorph swarm, and the psychic emissions caused by the Elements will just attract even worse intergalactic [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Tyranids]]. Ergo, only using the pacifying pheromones in Fluttershy's tears will subdue the Swarm of these animals).

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Hypothesized to be the reason why Equestria has little pandemics of deadly diseases, such as the infamous Ebola Virus which should have been transmitted through the non-vaccinated wild animals Fluttershy takes care of. Also speculated to be able to cause limited antidepressant pheromone effects to non-intelligent lower animals as well, which can be weaponized in the form of her Stare which pacifies any animal. I'm also hypothesizing that if Ebola or an alien plague (e.g. unpacifiable parasitic [[Film/{{Alien}} Xenomorphs]], [[Franchise/StarCraft [[VideoGame/StarCraft Zerg]] infestation, HatePlague, any disease that results in ZombieApocalypse, Ebola, etc) invaded Equestria and Fluttershy wasn't there to pacify and cure the infected, then even the alicorns Twilight and Celestia would have never saw the megadeaths coming before it's too late for their magic to fix the devastation wrought by the pandemic, similar to the Aztecs' lack of immunity to European xeno diseases. (Also, without Fluttershy's tears to provide immunity and pacification, they would have never been able to resist said ZergRush, considering that unlike Fluttershy, Twilight and Celestia prefer to fight directly with their PsychicPowers which the Zerg Swarm will simply find delicious, which means that they will be infested into the pony equivalent of Kerrigan. No, the Elements of Harmony aka the Orbital Friendship Cannon will not help to repel the aggressive and limitless xenomorph swarm, and the psychic emissions caused by the Elements will just attract even worse intergalactic [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Tyranids]]. Ergo, only using the pacifying pheromones in Fluttershy's tears will subdue the Swarm of these animals).
9th Apr '17 6:58:25 PM nombretomado
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Continuing the Creator/StudioShaft tradition of giving innocent {{Moe}} characters [[DownerEnding downer]]/[[BittersweetEnding bittersweet]] endings [[spoiler:(and following ''SayonaraZetsubouSensei'''s MindScrew lead)]]. (Creator/GenUrobuchi [[CorruptTheCutie corrupted]] ''Hidamari'' creator Creator/UmeAoki while they were working on ''Madoka''.)

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Continuing the Creator/StudioShaft tradition of giving innocent {{Moe}} characters [[DownerEnding downer]]/[[BittersweetEnding bittersweet]] endings [[spoiler:(and following ''SayonaraZetsubouSensei'''s ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei'''s MindScrew lead)]]. (Creator/GenUrobuchi [[CorruptTheCutie corrupted]] ''Hidamari'' creator Creator/UmeAoki while they were working on ''Madoka''.)



This is an expansion of a standard WMG for this series, in that her supposed big sister Kazuho is actually her [[FamilyRelationshipSwitcheroo mother]]. Notorious serial killer Ted Bundy was raised [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy#Childhood the exact same way]]; his mother gave birth young and illegitimately, and his grandparents claimed they were his parents. Renge also seems to exhibit some behaviors which usually seem cute but [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant veer off into slight creepiness]] (e.g. her song about [[SayonaraZetsubouSensei a doctor in despair]], and the other one about grooming the rabbits...and adding some dynamite).

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This is an expansion of a standard WMG for this series, in that her supposed big sister Kazuho is actually her [[FamilyRelationshipSwitcheroo mother]]. Notorious serial killer Ted Bundy was raised [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy#Childhood the exact same way]]; his mother gave birth young and illegitimately, and his grandparents claimed they were his parents. Renge also seems to exhibit some behaviors which usually seem cute but [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant veer off into slight creepiness]] (e.g. her song about [[SayonaraZetsubouSensei [[Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei a doctor in despair]], and the other one about grooming the rabbits...and adding some dynamite).
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