Quotes / Oh, Crap!

Note: Due to the nature of this trope, some unmarked spoilers lie ahead.

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Old Spice Man's Brain: (flies in front of his face) Good bye.
Old Spice Man: OH NOOOOOOOO!!! (brain explodes, and Old Spice Man can't even speak properly)

    Anime & Manga 
Kurata: You still haven't won, Marcus. All my dreams... all my plans... they're... not over yet! (activates a nearby Space-Oscillation Device)
(the world shakes with an exploding sound and digital waves start floating above it)
Yoshi: What was that explosion!?
Thomas: Oh no. It can't be!
Kurata: Not this... please, no... (starts drifting towards a giant void) This isn't WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DOOOOOOOOO!!
Keenan: Ravemon!
Ravemon: Right!
Kurata: Aaah! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Help me... PLEASE!!!!! Ah! Aah! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (disappears into the void)
Marcus: That's the... Digital World!

Cell: I just can't wait to see that look of panic and fear.
Trunks: (reacts in shock)
Cell: That's it! That's the look!

What...?! Beerus is here...?!
Frieza, Dragon Ball Super

(Motoko is shot at by an invisible enemy)
Motoko: Shoot the ceiling out! DO IT!
(the glass damages its optic camo)
Motoko: Aahh, shit...! (over radio) It's a tank! Pull out now!
Pilot: Now what are you gonna do? Argue with it?

King Dedede: We in trouble! Mah own guards is out to get me!
Escargoon: I've heard of hunger strikes before but this is ridiculous!
Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, "Hunger Struck"

But this is the deepest area of the Cradle. Nobody could make it all the way down here... She's just going to blast through the walls!? Oh dear mother of God!
Quatro, fan translation of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS

We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokémon... and we succeeded.

Amelia: And just HOW are we supposed to stop it?
Zelgadis: If common spells and direct attacks won't work on it...
Lina: ...then you have to use an uncommon spell?
Amelia: Yeah, I guess... AAAHH!!
(Scene cuts to a town square, where Amelia is cranking a siren. Gourry is shouting into a megaphone. Zelgadis is merely standing there with a large sweatdrop.)
Amelia: This is a Dragon Slave Alert!
Gourry: All citizens please evacuate as quickly as possible!
Slayers NEXT, Episode 1

Col. Mustang: Get up, monster! monster! Hurry and regenerate yourself! You'll die a thousand deaths before I'm through!
Envy: [thinking] That's right! How could I forget?! He's the one who incinerated Lust to death!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

    Comic Books 
He speaks Gothic. He speaks Gothic.
Rhetoric, Astérix and the Goths

Dr. Eggman: (after screwing up Sonic's Chaos Control attempt) That... that doesn't look good.
Super Sonic: Oh, for the love of... Eggman, what did you do?! What did you-

Goblin King: Aaand here he is at last! The hero of our little drama. Just in time for the thrilling climax! But wait — a twist! The "hero" isn't one at all. In fact, he never was. Really, Otto, you're just embarrassing yourself with this charade. Granted, you were never on my level, but being a bad guy suited you. Saving that little lady is your last remaining achievement as Spider-Man. When it all goes boom, you'll have nothing left! Hahahaha!
Peter-Spider-Man: Except the dignity of knowing I never carried a man-purse.
Goblin King: ...it's you.
Peter-Spider-Man: The one and only.

Superman: I dived out of the missile's path at the last possible instant — but the concussion jarred me right though the soles of my boots! At least I learned something...
Supergirl: What's that?
Superman: We could never survive a collision with two of those — Of... My... God...

Away down alley, heard woman scream, first bubbling note of city's evening chorus. Approached disturbance. Attempted rape/mugging/both. Cleared throat. The man turned and there was something rewarding in his eyes. Sometimes, the night is generous to me.
Rorsrach, Watchmen

Batgirl: Sorry to interrupt this romantic and very disgusting moment— but you and I have business.
Harley Quinn: I sure hope so. Dayum. Oh no wait hold on. Real dayum. Actual damn.

Green Arrow: Sardath said this space station was a bit rough... be ready for anything. Supergirl, I hear voices through that door, can you see through it with your X-Ray vision?
Supergirl: Oh... This is going to be fun!
Green Arrow: Hmmm... What is it, Supergirl? A few alien thugs?
Supergirl: (smiling) No. Much better than that... Bounty hunters. Lots of them.
Animal Man: ... Oh Crapballs.

OHNOOHNOOHNO! What was I thinking?

Supergirl: Oh, Rao.
Bizarrogirl: (smiling) Swearing am un-ladylike, Bizarro Me. Me hate it!
Supergirl: We're too late.

    Comic Strips 
"It's that moment of dawning comprehension I live for."
Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes

Milo: You know how some actors hire a band and record an album?
Opus: Right. So who's on the phone...
Milo: Don Knotts.

    Fan Works 
Asuka: What do you mean? What is "Dragonfly?"
Sergeant Bir: Code Dragonfly means we're cut off, ma'am. The portal home just slammed shut hard and fast enough to cut a Black Knight in half, I can't raise Avalon on our comms, and whatever that little wave was, it just cut all of us from mental and spiritual contact with Avalon as well. I can't feel the Empire anymore, just everyone right here. That portal wasn't closed by our people, and since it hasn't reopened already, we have to assume it can't. We're cut off, and I have no clue how long that will last. [...] And in accordance with His Majesty's last instructions from His own lips, you are in command until relieved, Lieutenant. Orders, ma'am?
Asuka: Scheiße!

"Misato-san! Um, good morning!" Shinji tried to get his heart rate back down. 'Did she see-'
"Feeling pretty good this morning, Shin-chan?" Misato's expression turned sly. "Really? Singing and dancing around the kitchen at this hour? If you don't cool your jets, Asuka's going to wake up and see you, and I bet she'll guess why~..." she teased with a wink.
'Oh shit, she knows she knows she knows...'

"Even so," said Hippolyta, "she has greater than mortal years ahead of her, but less even than her mother, who renounced immortality at a later date than her, and much less than a pure Amazon who has not renounced the Waters of Youth. So there are fewer days to you, Lyta, than you might expect. Use them wisely while you do have them."
Wonder Woman's eyes widened. "Mother, what are you saying? Are you saying that Lyta has—"
Lyta's eyes were widening at the same time that her skin was flushing crimson.
Diana finally finished the sentence. "—has given herself to a man?"
"Ohhhhhhh, hell," muttered Lyta, and hid her face in her hands.

They heard a growl.
It wasn't just your ordinary growl, from a dog or a wolf. This was a deep growl, the sort of growl that suggested monstrous origins, dark and shadowy nights, and the promise of endless hours of pain. It was accompanied by a blast of cold running down their spines. The two turned around, slowly.
Rei was staring at Asuka, intensely, her face twisted in anger. Her fists were clenched, shaking slightly. It was hard to tell in the sunlight, but they thought they saw her blood red eyes glow brightly for a moment.
"Ohshit," whispered Touji. "She's mad."
Children of an Elder God, chapter 4

Perfect Cell: How cute! He named it- OH, SHIT!

Jeice: What the hell happened to you? You were not this strong when you fought Recoome!
Vegeta: Looks like you have some required reading to do. (hands Jeice the Saiyan Handbook)
Jeice: (reading) Okay. Warrior race, full moon, lose your tail, stronger every time you almost... Oh, well I'm right proper f***ed aren't I?
"Unicron? Looks like im going to be Unigone!" [video ends]

Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!
Jan Valentine, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, upon seeing his ghouls blown apart by Seras's new Harkonnen cannon.

Dio: [wielding a...] Enjoy your stay on the S.S. Plummet, Jotaro!
Jotaro: That's a boat.
Jotaro: [as his Stand slows an incoming oil tanker with Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs] I'll be fine just so long as I don't hit a gas
Jotaro: —pipe.

Shepard's eyes widened at Alma's message, and the Ethereal's head snapped up to look past him, going completely still in a manner oddly similar to someone just now realizing they were about to be crushed by a falling space station.

    Films — Animation 
Anchor and Chum, Finding Nemo

Tuck and Roll, A Bug's Life

"Can I use that curse word now?"
Anger, Inside Out

2319! We have a 2319!
Charlie Proctor, Monsters, Inc.

"It isn't even dented! Oh shit, what are we gonna do now!?"
Spike Witwicky, after failing to destroy Unicron, The Transformers: The Movie

It's all coming back! All my memories! Right up until Captain Flint pulled my memory circuit so I could never tell anybody about his Booby Trap! (BOOM!) Speaking of which...
BEN, Treasure Planet

Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is ugly!
Sgt. Calhoun, Wreck-It Ralph

    Films — Live-Action 
Oh my god... they found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!
Doc Brown, Back to the Future

I will never forget the look on their faces. All eight of them. Their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had a reputation for breaking up bars, but they knew that instant, they'd made a fatal mistake. This time they walked into the wrong bar.
Calogero, A Bronx Tale

You manacled me to my death bed, you pickidilly whore!
Putman, Club Dread

Daggett: Do I look like I'm running Wayne Enterprises right now?! Your hit on the stock exchange?! It didn't work my friend! And now you have my construction crews going around the city at twenty-four hours a day! How exactly is that meant to help my company absorb Wayne's?!
Bane: (to Stryver) Leave us.
Daggett: No! You stay here, I'm in charge—
(Bane calmly puts his hand on Daggett's collar)
Bane: Do you feel in charge?
Daggett: ...I've paid you a small fortune.
Bane: And this gives you power over me?

John McClane: I found out who was the 21st President!
Zeus Carver: Who?
McClane: Some guy named Arthur!
Carver: Chester A. Arthur?
McClane: Chester A. Arthur, that's it, yeah!
Carver: Chester A. Arthur Elementary School?!?!
McClane: Yeah, yeah, that's it!
(cut to Carver's nephews in said school)

Uh, guys? We gotta come up with another plan... They got a tank.
Tej Parker, Fast & Furious 6

Angel Eyes: Oh, I almost forgot. [My previous victim] paid me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you.
(Baker and Angel Eyes share a laugh)
Angel Eyes: But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.

Those aren't mountains... they're waves.
Cooper, Interstellar

Frodo: Alright. We put [the One Ring] away. We keep it hidden, we never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they? ...Do they, Gandalf?
Gandalf: There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the Enemy found him first.
(cut to Sauron's minions having caught Gollum and torturing him)
Gandalf (voiceover): I don't know how long they tortured him, but through the endless screaming and inane babble, they discerned two words:
Gollum: Shire! Baggins!
(cut back to Bag End)
Frodo: "Shire? Baggins?" But that would lead them here!
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

People Eater: Why are they going back?
Rictus Erectus: Do they wish to surrender?
Immortan Joe: They're heading for the canyon. They're going back to the Citadel! They know it's undefended!

Doctor: I need some ice.
Idi Amin Dada: Sure, there is plenty in the fridge. Talk to the chef, I have to talk with this man.
Doctor: I'll be back. (goes to the fridge and finds SEVERED HEADS in the freezer)
Idi Amin Dada: Doctor! For an African, you are looking very white.

Target in range. Prepare to fire on my command. Hm. Bastard's not even changing course.
(Serenity is followed out of the ion cloud by a whole mess of Reaver ships)
...target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target EVERYONE! SOMEBODY FIRE!

Obi Wan Kenobi: That's no moon... it's a space station...!
Han Solo: It's too big to be a space station...!
Luke Skywalker: I have a very bad feeling about this...
Obi Wan Kenobi: Turn the ship around.
Han Solo: (eyes widen) ...yeah, I think you're right...!

Lando Calrissian: We've got be able to get some kind of reading on that shield, up or down!
Nien Nunb: (jabbers in Sullustian)
Lando Calrissian: But how can they be jamming us if they don't know... that we're coming... Break off the attack! The shield is still up!
Wedge Antilles: I get no reading, are you sure?
Lando Calrissian: Pull up! All craft pull up!
(aboard the Home One)
Admiral Ackbar: Take evasive action! Green Group, stick close to holding Sector MV-7
Crewman: Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!
Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
(later on in the battle)
Palpatine: Now witness the firepower of this fully-armed and operational battle station! Fire at will, Commander!
(The Death Star vaporizes a Rebel capital ship)
Lando: That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!

Capa: Impossible. Corazon was certain. We have remaining oxygen to keep four crew alive.
Icarus: Affirmative. Four crew could survive on current reserves-
Capa: Trey is dead. There are only four crew members.
Icarus: Negative.
Capa: Affirmative, Icarus. Four crew: Mace, Cassie, Corazon and me.
Icarus: Five crew members.
Capa: ...Icarus?
Icarus: Yes?
Capa: Who's the fifth crew member?
Icarus: Unknown.

Judge Turpin: How seldom it is when one meets a fellow spirit.
Sweeney Todd: With fellow tastes...in women, at least.
Judge Turpin: [visibly unnerved] ...What's that?
Sweeney Todd: The years, no doubt, have changed me, sir. But then I suppose the face of a barber, the face of a prisoner in the dock, is not particularly memorable.
Judge Turpin: [realizes that the man who he had imprisoned for fifteen years so he could rape his wife has returned and now has him completely at his mercy] ...Benjamin... Barker...
Sweeney Todd: BENJAMIN BARKER!!! [brutally murders the shit out of him]

You think I'm fucking stupid? I know it was you.
Fletcher, Whiplash

The Wicked Witch of the West, moments before getting doused, The Wizard of Oz

Viggo: I heard you struck my son.
Aurelio: Yes sir, I did.
Aurelio: Well, uh, he stole John Wick's car, sir, and ah... killed his dog.

A Westerner faced with a suicide bomber goes to pieces. Believe me, I have seen this. Just as I have seen people's reactions to other stressful situations: criminals in the electric chair, a person in water confronted by sharks. Oh, to be sure, I love to observe the look of pure horror that crosses a man's face when he realizes that he is, without doubt, going to die...
And that is the look I'm talking about.
Jonathon Killian, Scarecrow

The lead Consultant spoke quietly but urgently into his communicator, saying that he Wasn't Quite Sure Whether Or Not The Shit Indicator Had Just Risen to Nostril Deep.
Shining Armor, by Dominic Green

Gunnery Sergeant Bardue: Okay Elite League, welcome to a little simulation that I like to call DARK TENNYO!
Team: Oh fuck.
Whateley Universe, "Ayla and the Great Shoulder Angel Conspiracy"

'Do you hear what I say? This is where dreams - dreams, do you understand, come to life, come real. Not daydreams: Dreams!'
There was about half a minute’s silence and then, with a great clatter of armor, the whole crew were tumbling down the main hatch as quick as they could and flinging themselves on the oars to row as they had never rowed before...

    Live-Action TV 
Crais: I know this ship, and something is out of balance!
Stark: You're imagining things... although, this is strange.
Crais: What?
Stark: Docking Bay 2 recently performed an atmosphere replenish, as if it'd been opened... but we landed the pod in Bay 1...
Farscape, seconds before a Scarran invades the command deck

Mack: Did two fire dudes just drop into a warehouse full of fireworks?
Coulson: You had to see that coming. Let's go! Go, go, go, go!

"Hi, how are you? Why don't you go ahead and take a seat over there?"
Chris Hansen to a luckless pedophile, Dateline, "To Catch a Predator"

The Doctor: It's afraid. Terribly afraid, and powerful. It doesn't know it yet, but it will do. (giggles) It's got the power of a god and I just sent it to its room!
(continuous clicking noise)
Rose: Doctor...
Gas-mask child: I'm here! Can't you see me?
Rose: What's that noise?!
The Doctor: End of the tape [with the child's voice]... It ran out about thirty seconds ago...
Gas-mask child: I'm here now! Can't you see me?
The Doctor: I sent it to its room... This is its room...
Doctor Who, "The Doctor Dances"

Demon: Oh crap.
Dean: You said it, you're in a world of—
Crowley: (behind Dean) Hello, boys.
Dean: Oh crap.
Supernatural, "Time For A Wedding"

I see a glimpse of recognition
But it's too little it's too late, it's too late
And what you thought was your best decision
Just became your worst mistake
Christina Aguilera, "Army of Me"

We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back,
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered, "What was that?"
"The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are."
And that was when she started screaming,
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition!
Must have wound up on the floor while
We were switching our positions.
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing!
Nickelback, "Animals"

    Puppet Shows 
(Unaware of the Mysterons' powers, Colonel White has assigned a Mysteron reconstruction of Captain Scarlet to protect the World President. "Scarlet" has just taken off.)
Lieutenant Green: Spectrum Control.
Spectrum Communication Guy: Spectrum New York reports body of Captain Brown found near scene of car crash.
Lieutenant Green: What does this mean, sir?
Colonel White: The Captain Brown who escorted the President must have been an imposter. Something happened at that car crash that we don't understand.
Lieutenant Green: But Captain Scarlet was there...
Colonel White: Captain Scarlet... whatever happened to Captain Brown may also have happened to Captain Scarlet! Lieutenant Green, contact Destiny Angel immediately, and tell her to escort Captain Scarlet back to the carrier.
(cut to Captain Scarlet's plane)
Destiny Angel: You are to return to Cloudbase immediately. [beat] Captain Scarlet, did you receive my message? Cloudbase, Captain Scarlet does not answer.
Colonel White: Something has happened to Captain Scarlet. Somehow, the Mysterons have affected him. That means the President is in grave danger.

Super Grover, pre-crash landing, Sesame Street

I fooled you Ethel, I knew you were all along, I can't believe you fell for that ma stuff, I just wanted to see if I could finally, finally make Ethel Rosenberg sing! I WIN! (flatlines) Oh fuck.
Roy Cohn, Angels in America: Perestroika

Hamilton: I wish you'd brought this girl with you tonight, Burr.
Burr: You're very kind, but I'm afraid it's unlawful, sir.
Hamilton: What do you mean?
Burr: She's married.
Hamilton: I see.
Burr: She's married to a British officer.
Hamilton: Oh shit...

Reynolds: Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
In the pockets of people like me: down on their luck
You see, that was my wife who you decided to-
Hamilton: Fuuuuuuu...
Hamilton, again

    Video Games 
Sir Kull: Did you see it?
Sir Round: See what?
Sir Kull: THAT...
Sir Round: (as screen zooms in on Shadowfall) OH... MY... G- (interrupted by lightning flash) I heard stories but I never dreamed it could be true!
Sir Kull: It's Sepulchure's flying fortress... on the back of the largest dragon that ever existed!
Sir Round: We are so boned!
Sir Kull: Bad choice of words friend...
Sir Round: This is a grave situation!
Sir Kull: Ugh...
— Shadow over Swordhaven cutscene, AdventureQuest Worlds

Nonono WAIT! C'mon, give Tao a break! We can go halfsies on the boobies!
Taokaka as Platinum prepares to turn her into a Boing Card in her Gag Reel in BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend

Oh, sod.
Guard upon seeing you with a sword in your hand during the City Elf origin, Dragon Age: Origins

Greetings, General Oliver! The disappointment you're about to experience delights me!
Dummied Out line from Yes Man, Fallout: New Vegas

I used to be a duelist. My favorite part is when you see it in your opponent's eyes. They know you're better, and they're going to die.
Morinth, Mass Effect 2

Mook 1: Why did he say "Slow him down?" We're allowed to kill Shepard if we have to, right?
Mook 2: He said slow him down because he thinks we're cannon fodder.
Mook 1: Oh. Well, shit.
Mass Effect 3, Citadel DLC

Multiplayer Announcer, Modern Warfare 2

Akihiko: M-Mitsuru's here too!? Oh, man. There's no way she'll consider this just a "misunderstanding"!
Junpei: Yeah, but it's not like we could get expelled for this, right? I mean, it was men only when we got here. So, it's actually kinda funny, if you think about it.
Akihiko: This is Mitsuru we're talking about. If she finds us, she'll... *gulp*
Junpei: What? She'll what?
Akihiko: She'll execute us...!
Ryoji: E-Execute us!?

Morgana: Shoot... this is bad!
Yusuke: What's the matter?
Morgana: Not only did the real person come into her own Palace, she awakened to a Persona while she was here! This place could collapse any second now!

Granted, the moment when someone loses all hope... I really do love to watch that moment.

Lester: Looks like you mashed some poor feller's dog, Sarge.
Sarge: It's a Zergling, Lester. Smaller kind of Zerg. But they normally ain't this far out unless... oh shit.
(camera angle changes to reveal they've been surrounded by Hydralisks)

    Web Animation 
"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! Running, running, running!"
Caboose (as the Red Army carpet-bombs his tank), Red vs. Blue

Donut: Hey! Yeah, Simmons! I'm inside the Blue Base! Guess what? Blue Team got a new soldier!
Simmons: What? They sent another team member? Why would they do that? That doesn't make any sense. [sees Donut talking to The Meta] OH, FUCK!! Welcometotheneighborhood, seeyoulater!
Red vs. Blue: Recreation, episode 12

    Web Comics 
White Mage: Did you feel that?
Black Belt: What?
White Mage: A great disturbance in the order. As if millions of voices cried out to say "Oh Shit".
Matoya: Stupid Light Warriors must have broken my crystal. I keep asking for Lotto numbers and all I get is "The Destroyer is Manifest".
8-Bit Theater (when Black Mage becomes the leader of Hell)

Ha ha! Goodbye! You will die now! Ha... ha.

It's not often I get to do battle with one of my enemies... in the body of one of their allies. I do so love watching them realize that when they strike me, they will hurt the body of their friend, and not me! Oh yes, that's it... that's the look.
Karnak, Dominic Deegan

I'm sitting on a bomb trying to disarm it. This is the feeling you get when the bomb bay doors open.

Doctor Bunnigus: Is... is this part of a grenade?
Captain Tagon: Yeah. it's... wait, where's the rest of it?!


Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.

Dr. Wily: I did it! I can hardly believe I did it, but I actually did it! I actually brought Bass back to life!
Bass: Huh... Wily?!
Dr. Wily: Oh crap! I actually brought Bass back to life!

"...Assuming is like breathing. You only really notice you've been doing it when you stop. And then you die."
High Priest of Hel, The Order of the Stick

    Web Original 
Jeremy's body seemed to know what was coming even before impact, and the rodent part of his brain engaged its natural defenses. He went limp on the way up, hoping the predator would mistake him for dead. Post-impact, it was a different story. While wide awake, each of Jeremy Bullock's limbs tried to escape from his body in different directions, probably to find four different lawyers to sue the fight promoter that allowed this circus. Ike Turner has been in fairer fights than this.

"You know what's funny is that she (Carmilla's Mother) kind of did (get everything she wanted). I mean...she wanted the board out of the way. She wanted the Corvette controlling the campus. She wanted the angler fish dead. If the dean weren't dead it'd be her party. But...she is though...dead. I mean...totally, really, dropped a bolder on her, Disney villain dead. Right? Right?!

I love the look on the DM's face here. This is the classic Dungeon Master Thousand Mile Stare, of a hardened DM taken aback at just how fucked a player is, and realizing how boned the whole campaign's become in an instant.
Spoony, describing Daniel's priceless reaction during his Mazes and Monsters review

NOOOOO!!! You let him in his zone! Why did you do that?!
Todd in the Shadows, "Ni**as in Paris"

Oh, how cute. He named it-OH, SHIT!
Perfect Cell, Dragonball Z Abridged, about to be hit by Vegeta's max-power Final Flash.

Garlic Jr.: You morons stole Goku's son?! How?! How did you steal Goku's son?!
Cinnamon: Well, first we beat up his wife...
Garlic Jr.: Oh my shit.

Wait, I lied! I did not see that coming! Nopenopenopenopenopenope SO MUCH NOPE.
JonTron, upon seeing a dog-man hybrid in Monster Party

I love that look in movies where people know they just fucked.
Korey Coleman from Double Toasted, describing an unlucky Mook in the trailer for Atomic Blonde.

See that little speck over there, a bird or something? Pretend it's a Dalek. Zoom in on that, all the way in. Use the vision stabilisers, turn up the enhancers to 10+, initialise the image lock... (the speck is actually a Dalek) ...that's... that's not actually possible. Lock onto it. Lock on! That's not a hallucination; that's real, that's... real! Track it! Track it, wherever it goes! One Dalek, incoming! I repeat, one Dalek, incoming! Maximum alert!
Time Lord Soldier 1, The Last Day

Tails and Chris: OH CRAP!
Eggman: Would you quit it with the "oh crap"s already?!
Eggman: What the- OH CRAP!
Sonic F

This is that moment when, you're in a bar... and your friend decides to take a swing at a member of a biker gang. It is the moment you learn how fast you can run.

    Western Animation 
Bender: I can't see. Are we boned?
Leela: Yeah, we're boned.
Futurama, "Fry and the Slurm Factory"

Oh no.
Aku (after Jack finally went back to the past to kill him), Samurai Jack CI

Edd/Double D, Ed, Edd n Eddy, "Rent-a-Ed"

I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret illegal account. (hangs up phone)
Oh crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer.
Oh crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret.
Oh crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! (sighs) It's too hot today.
Cayman Islands banker, The Simpsons, "Bart the Fink"

Hijacker: Let's make an example of this "hero." (aims gun) A very tragic example, I'm afraid, Miss...?
Lois Lane: Lane.
Hijacker: Lane, Lois Lane? The one Superman always saves?!
Lois Lane: 'fraid so.