History Quotes / OhCrap

15th Aug '16 11:21:07 AM intastiel
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->''"...Assuming is like breathing. You only really notice you've been doing it when you stop. And then you die."''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:High Priest of Hel]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
14th Aug '16 1:42:38 PM 1810072342
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->'''Garlic Jr.:''' You morons stole [[OneManArmy Goku]]'s son?! How?! How did you steal Goku's son?!
->'''Cinnamon:''' Well, first we beat up his wife...
->'''Garlic Jr.:''' Oh my shit.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''
4th Aug '16 7:40:16 AM Qem95
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-->'''Unicron''' ([[LoudGulp]]) Unicron? Looks like im going to be Unigone...

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-->'''Unicron''' ([[LoudGulp]]) Unicron? Looks like im going to be Unigone...Unigone! (Video Ends)
4th Aug '16 7:09:28 AM Qem95
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-->'''Unicron''' [[LoudGulp (GULP!) Unicron? Looks like im going to be Unigone...

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-->'''Unicron''' [[LoudGulp (GULP!) ([[LoudGulp]]) Unicron? Looks like im going to be Unigone...
4th Aug '16 7:08:24 AM Qem95
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-->'''Unicron''' [[LoudGulp (GULP!) Unicron? Looks like im going to be Unigone...
-->-- ""WebVideo/BinBanter""
30th May '16 2:00:07 PM pi4t
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->'Do you hear what I say? This is where dreams - dreams, do you understand, come to life, come real. Not daydreams: Dreams!'
->There was about half a minuteís silence and then, with a great clatter of armor, the whole crew were tumbling down the main hatch as quick as they could and flinging themselves on the oars to row as they had never rowed before...
-->-- ''TheVoyageOfTheDawnTreader
30th Mar '16 11:01:55 AM Tacitus
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->[[CatchPhrase Aw, crap.]]
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}'''



->''"Aw, crap."''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}''' on numerous occasions



'''Asuka''': Scheiße!

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'''Asuka''': Scheiße!''Scheiße!''



->''They heard a growl.''\\
''It wasn't just your ordinary growl, from a dog or a wolf. This was a deep growl, the sort of growl that suggested monstrous origins, dark and shadowy nights, and the promise of endless hours of pain. It was accompanied by a blast of cold running down their spines. The two turned around, slowly.''\\
''Rei was staring at Asuka, intensely, her face twisted in anger. Her fists were clenched, shaking slightly. It was hard to tell in the sunlight, but they thought they saw her blood red eyes glow brightly for a moment.''\\
''"Ohshit," whispered Touji. "She's mad."''

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->''They ->They heard a growl.''\\
''It
\\
It
wasn't just your ordinary growl, from a dog or a wolf. This was a deep growl, the sort of growl that suggested monstrous origins, dark and shadowy nights, and the promise of endless hours of pain. It was accompanied by a blast of cold running down their spines. The two turned around, slowly.''\\
''Rei
\\
Rei
was staring at Asuka, intensely, her face twisted in anger. Her fists were clenched, shaking slightly. It was hard to tell in the sunlight, but they thought they saw her blood red eyes glow brightly for a moment.''\\
''"Ohshit,"
\\
"Ohshit,"
whispered Touji. "She's mad."''"



->It's all coming back! All my memories! Right up until Captain Flint pulled my memory circuit so I could never tell anybody about his BoobyTrap!" (''[[StuffBlowingUp BOOM!]]'') Speaking of which...
-->-- '''BEN''', ''Disney/TreasurePlanet''

->'''Scar''': Ah... my friends.\\
'''Shenzi''': Frie-heh-heh-hends? [[AccidentalPublicConfession I thought he said we were the enemy!]]\\
'''Banzai''': Yeah. That's what I heard.\\

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->It's all coming back! All my memories! Right up until Captain Flint pulled my memory circuit so ->INTERVENTION!
-->--'''Anchor''' and '''Chum''', ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''

->Can
I could never tell anybody about his BoobyTrap!" (''[[StuffBlowingUp BOOM!]]'') Speaking of which...
-->-- '''BEN''', ''Disney/TreasurePlanet''

->'''Scar''':
use that curse word now?
-->--'''Anger''', ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut''

->(''the Hyenas approach... [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness and for once Ed isn't smiling]]'')\\
'''Scar''':
Ah... my friends.\\
'''Shenzi''': Frie-heh-heh-hends? "Frie-[[TheHyena heh-heh-he]]nds?" [[AccidentalPublicConfession I thought he said we were the enemy!]]\\
the]] ''[[AccidentalPublicConfession enemy!]]''\\
'''Banzai''': Yeah. That's Yeah, that's what I heard.\\



'''Ed''': (''{{evil laugh}}, licks chops'')\\
'''Scar''': [[FamousLastWords No. L-l-l-l-l-let me explain. No. You don't understand. No! I didn't really mean... No, no! Look, I'm sorry I called you... No! NO!]]

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'''Ed''': (''{{evil laugh}}, [[BewareTheSillyOnes licks chops'')\\
chops]]'')\\
'''Scar''': [[FamousLastWords No. L-l-l-l-l-let No... l-l-l-l-l-let me explain. No. You No, you don't understand. No! I didn't really mean... No, no! Look, I'm sorry I called you... No! NO!]]



->It's all coming back! All my memories! Right up until Captain Flint pulled my memory circuit so I could never tell anybody about his BoobyTrap! (''[[StuffBlowingUp BOOM!]]'') Speaking of which...
-->-- '''BEN''', ''Disney/TreasurePlanet''



->"...Can I use that curse word now?"
-->--'''Anger''', ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut''

->'''''INTERVENTION!'''''
-->--'''Anchor and Chum''', ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''



->Harry... [[TimeBomb The clock on that nine foot nuclear weapon is ticking]].

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->Harry... [[TimeBomb The clock on that nine foot nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking]].



->'''[[Creator/BruceWillis John McClane]]:''' I found out who was the 21st President!\\
'''[[Creator/SamuelLJackson Zeus Carver]]:''' Who?\\
'''[=McClane=]:''' Some guy named Arthur!\\
'''Carver:''' Chester A. Arthur?\\
'''[=McClane=]:''' Chester A. Arthur, that's it, yeah!\\
'''Carver:''' Chester A. Arthur Elementary School?!?!\\
'''[=McClane=]:''' Yeah, yeah, that's it!\\
(''cut to Carver's nephews in said school'')
-->-- ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance''



'''Gandalf:''' There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the Enemy found him first.
->[''cut to Sauron's minions having caught Gollum and torturing him'']
->'''Gandalf''' [''voiceover'']: I don't know how long they tortured him, but through the endless screamings and inane babble, they discerned two words:
->'''Gollum:''' Shire! Baggins!
->[''cut back to Frodo's house'']
->'''Frodo:''' "Shire? Baggins?" But that would lead them here!

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'''Gandalf:''' There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the Enemy found him first.
->[''cut
first.\\
(''cut
to Sauron's minions having caught Gollum and torturing him'']
->'''Gandalf''' [''voiceover'']:
him'')\\
'''Gandalf''' (''voiceover''):
I don't know how long they tortured him, but through the endless screamings screaming and inane babble, they discerned two words:
->'''Gollum:'''
words:\\
'''Gollum:'''
Shire! Baggins!
->[''cut
Baggins!\\
(''cut
back to Frodo's house'']
->'''Frodo:'''
Bag End'')\\
'''Frodo:'''
"Shire? Baggins?" But that would lead them here!



->'''People Eater:''' Why are they going back?\\
'''Rictus Erectus:''' Do they wish to surrender?\\
'''Immortan Joe:''' They're heading for the canyon. They're going back to the Citadel! They know it's undefended!
-->-- ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad''






''(later on in the battle)''\\
'''Palpatine:''' Now witness the [[WaveMotionGun firepower]] of this ''fully-armed and operational battle station''! Fire at will, Commander!\\
''(The Death Star fires and a Rebel ship goes boom)''\\

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''(later (''later on in the battle)''\\
battle'')\\
'''Palpatine:''' Now witness the [[WaveMotionGun firepower]] of this ''fully-armed and operational battle station''! station!'' Fire at will, Commander!\\
''(The (''The Death Star fires and vaporizes a Rebel ship goes boom)''\\capital ship'')\\



->You think I'm fucking stupid? [[WhamLine I know it was you.]]
-->-- '''Fletcher''', ''Film/{{Whiplash}}''



->You think I'm fucking stupid? [[WhamLine I know it was you.]]
-->-- '''Fletcher''', ''Film/{{Whiplash}}''



->'''People Eater:''' Why are they going back?
->'''Rictus Erectus:''' Do they wish to surrender?
->'''Immortan Joe:''' Theyíre heading for the canyon. Theyíre going back to the Citadel! They know itís undefended!
-->-- ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad''

->'''[[Creator/BruceWillis John McClane]]:''' I found out who was the 21st President!
->'''[[Creator/SamuelLJackson Zeus Carver]]:''' Who?
->'''[=McClane=]:''' Some guy named Arthur!
->'''Carver:''' Chester A. Arthur?
->'''[=McClane=]:''' Chester A. Arthur, that's it, yeah!
->'''Carver:''' Chester A. Arthur Elementary School?!?!
->'''[=McClane=]:''' Yeah, yeah, that's it!
->''[Cut away to Carver's nephews in said school]''
-->-- ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance''



-> They're [[CannonFodder Zerglings]], Lester. Smaller kind of [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Zerg]]. But they normally ain't this far out unless...oh shit. ''(turns to see they've been surrounded by [[DemonicSpiders Hydralisks]])''
-->-- An unnamed Sergeant to his subordinate in ''VideoGame/StarcraftI''



->'''Lester:''' Looks like you mashed some poor feller's dog, Sarge.\\
'''Sarge:''' It's a [[CannonFodder Zergling]], Lester. Smaller kind of [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Zerg]]. But they normally ain't this far out unless... oh shit.\\
(''camera angle changes to reveal they've been surrounded by [[DemonicSpiders Hydralisks]]'')
-->-- ''VideoGame/StarcraftI''



'''Dr. Wily:''' ''Oh crap!'' I actually brought Bass back to life!

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'''Dr. Wily:''' ''Oh crap!'' [[DidNotThinkThisThrough I actually brought Bass back to life!life!]]



->'''Vegeta:''' ''[[CallingYourAttacks FINAL FLASH!]]''\\
'''Perfect Cell:''' How cute! He named it- OH, SHIT!
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''



'''Jotaro''': [[DullSurprise That's]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck a boat]].

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'''Jotaro''': [[DullSurprise That's]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck a boat]].\\
[...]\\
'''Jotaro''': (''as his Stand slows an incoming oil tanker with RapidFireFisticuffs'') [[TemptingFate I'll be fine just so long as I don't hit a gas-]]\\
(''click'')\\
'''Jotaro''': -pipe.\\
(''[[StuffBlowingUp BOOM]]'')



->'''Jotaro''': (''as his Stand slows an incoming oil tanker with RapidFireFisticuffs'') [[TemptingFate I'll be fine just so long as I don't hit a gas-]]\\
(''click'')\\
'''Jotaro''': -pipe.\\
(''[[StuffBlowingUp BOOM]]'')
-->-- ''JojosBizarreAdventureAbridged'', Episode 10 again




->'''Donut:''' Hey! Yeah, Simmons! Iím inside the Blue Base! Guess what? Blue Team got a new soldier!\\

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->'''Donut:''' Hey! Yeah, Simmons! Iím I'm inside the Blue Base! Guess what? Blue Team got a new soldier!\\



->How cute! He named it-- '''''OH, SHIT!'''''
-->-- '''Perfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''



->[[CatchPhrase Mother.]]
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck'''



-->-- Cayman Islands banker, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Bart the Fink"

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-->-- Cayman '''Cayman Islands banker, banker''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Bart the Fink"
Fink"

->'''Hijacker:''' Let's make an example of this "hero." (''aims gun'') A very ''tragic'' example, I'm afraid, Miss...?\\
'''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' Lane.\\
'''Hijacker:''' Lane, ''Lois'' Lane? The one Franchise/{{Superman}} always saves?!\\
'''Lois Lane:''' [[DeadpanSnarker 'fraid so.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', [[Recap/SupermanTheAnimatedSeriesS2E16To18WorldsFinest "World's Finest"]]



->Mother.
--->--'''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''', frequently
15th Mar '16 6:03:14 PM TechPriest90
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-> They're [[CannonFodder Zerglings]], Lester. Smaller kind of [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Zerg]]. But they normally ain't this far out unless...oh shit. ''(turns to see they've been surrounded by [[DemonicSpiders Hydralisks]])''
-->-- An unnamed Sergeant to his subordinate in ''VideoGame/StarcraftI''
20th Feb '16 12:41:53 PM Blazer
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->How cute! He named it-- '''''OH, SHIT!'''''
-->-- '''Perfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
8th Feb '16 2:53:57 AM Thunderchin
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->'''[[Creator/BruceWillis John McClane]]:''' I found out who was the 21st President!
->'''[[Creator/SamuelLJackson Zeus Carver]]:''' Who?
->'''[=McClane=]:''' Some guy named Arthur!
->'''Carver:''' Chester A. Arthur?
->'''[=McClane=]:''' Chester A. Arthur, that's it, yeah!
->'''Carver:''' Chester A. Arthur Elementary School?!?!
->'''[=McClane=]:''' Yeah, yeah, that's it!
->''[Cut away to Carver's nephews in said school]''
-->-- ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance''
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