%%NOTE TO EDITORS: Due to a very high frequency of examples, please keep it to a few quotes
%% per series, consider re-writing instances that need explaining as examples, and avoid
%% bland instances that are just people exclaiming or cursing in surprise/anger.

Note: Due to the nature of this trope, some unmarked spoilers lie ahead.


'''[[LiteralMinded Old Spice Man's Brain]]''': (flies in front of his face) Good bye.\\
'''Old Spice Man''': '''[[BigNo OH NOOOOOOOO!!!]]''' (brain explodes, and Old Spice Man can't even speak properly)
-->''[[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike Old Spice - 'Blown Mind']] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbMvlPc_7U ad]]''

[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
->'''Kurata''': You still haven't won, Marcus. All my dreams... all my plans... they're... not over yet! (''activates a nearby Space-Oscillation Device'')\\
(''the world shakes with an exploding sound and digital waves start floating above it'')\\
'''Yoshi''': What was that explosion!?\\
'''Thomas''': [[ThisCannotBe Oh no. It can't be!]]\\
'''Kurata''': [[OhCrap Not this... please, no...]] [[spoiler:(''starts drifting towards a giant void'')]] This isn't WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DOOOOOOOOO!!\\
'''Keenan''': Ravemon!\\
'''Ravemon''': Right!\\
'''Kurata''': Aaah! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!]] Help me... PLEASE!!!!! Ah! Aah! [[DeathCryEcho AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!]] [[spoiler:(''disappears into the void'')]]\\
'''Marcus''': That's the... Digital World!
-->-- ''Anime/DigimonSavers''

->'''Cell:''' I just can't wait to see that look of panic and fear.\\
'''Trunks:''' (''reacts in shock'')\\
'''Cell:''' That's it! That's the look!
-->-- ''Manga/DragonBallZ''

->What...?! [[DestroyerDeity Beerus]] is here...?!
-->-- '''Frieza''', ''Anime/DragonBallSuper''

->SILENCE, MORTALS! Grand Zeno is no child! That's the [[TopGod Omni-King]], supreme ruler of ''all twelve universes''!
-->-- '''Beerus''', ''Anime/DragonBallSuper''

->(''Motoko is shot at by an invisible enemy'')\\
'''Motoko:''' Shoot the ceiling out! DO IT!\\
(''the glass damages its optic camo'')\\
'''Motoko:''' Aahh, shit...! (''over radio'') It's a tank! Pull out now!\\
'''Pilot:''' Now what are you gonna do? [[AIIsACrapshoot Argue with it?]]
-->-- ''Anime/GhostInTheShell''

->'''King Dedede''': We in trouble! Mah own guards is out to get me!\\
'''Escargoon''': I've heard of hunger strikes before but this is ridiculous!
-->-- ''[[Anime/KirbyOfTheStars Kirby: Right Back at Ya!]]'', "Hunger Struck"

->But this is the deepest area of the Cradle. Nobody could make it all the way down here... [[DungeonBypass She's just going to blast through the walls!?]] Oh dear mother of God!
-->-- '''Quatro''', fan translation of ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikers''

->We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokémon... [[GoneHorriblyRight and we succeeded]].
-->-- '''Dr. Fuji''', ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''

->...those...those were my notes! Those notes were more valuable than my life! ''MONEY CAN'T REPLACE THAT KIND OF KNOWLEDGE!'' '''THOSE NOTES WERE PRICELESS!!''\\
(''realizes he's showing his boss notes he made of her, including erotic doodles and "this chick is scary" in large letters'')\\
.....'''''AWWWW, SHIT!!!!!'''''
-->-- '''Kintaro Oe''', ''Manga/GoldenBoy''

->'''Amelia''': And just HOW are we supposed to stop it?\\
'''Zelgadis''': If common spells and direct attacks won't work on it...\\
'''Lina''': ...then you have to use an uncommon spell?\\
'''Amelia''': Yeah, I guess... AAAHH!!\\
(''Scene cuts to a town square, where Amelia is cranking a siren. Gourry is shouting into a megaphone. Zelgadis is merely standing there with a large sweatdrop.'')\\
'''Amelia''': This is a Dragon Slave Alert!\\
'''Gourry''': All citizens please evacuate as quickly as possible!
-->-- ''[[LightNovel/{{Slayers}} Slayers NEXT]]'', Episode 1

->'''Col. Mustang''': Get up, monster! monster! Hurry and [[HealingFactor regenerate yourself!]] You'll [[ColdBloodedTorture die a thousand deaths before I'm through!]]\\
'''Envy''': [''thinking''] That's right! How could I forget?! ''He's'' the one who [[KillItWithFire incinerated Lust to death!]]
-->--''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist: Brotherhood''

[[folder:Comic Books]]
->[[BilingualBackfire He speaks Gothic. He speaks Gothic.]]
-->-- '''Rhetoric''', ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}} and the Goths''

->[[CatchPhrase Aw, crap.]]
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}'''

->'''Dr. Eggman''': (''after [[WhatDoesThisButtonDo screwing up Sonic's Chaos Control attempt]]'') That... that doesn't look good.\\
'''Super Sonic''': Oh, for the love of... Eggman, ''what did you do?!'' What did you-
-->-- ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogMegaManWorldsCollide''

->'''Goblin King:''' Aaand here he is at last! The hero of our little drama. Just in time for the thrilling climax! But wait -- a twist! [[GrandTheftMe The "hero" isn't one at all. In fact, he never was.]] Really, Otto, you're just embarrassing yourself with this charade. Granted, you were never on my level, but being a bad guy suited you. Saving that little lady is your last remaining achievement as Spider-Man. When it all goes boom, you'll have nothing left! Hahahaha!\\
'''[[spoiler:Peter-]]Spider-Man:''' Except the dignity of knowing I never carried a man-purse.\\
'''Goblin King:''' [[HesBack ...it's you.]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Peter-]]Spider-Man''': The one and only.
-->-- ''ComicBook/SuperiorSpiderMan''

->'''Franchise/{{Superman}}:''' I dived out of the missile's path at the last possible instant -- but the concussion jarred me right though the soles of my boots! At least I learned something...\\
'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}:''' What's that?\\
'''Superman:''' We could never survive a collision with two of those — Of... My... God...
-->-- ''Comicbook/WarWorld''

->''Away down alley, heard woman scream, first bubbling note of city's evening chorus. Approached disturbance. Attempted rape/mugging/both. Cleared throat. The man turned and there was something rewarding in his eyes. Sometimes, the night is generous to me.''
-->-- '''Rorsrach''', ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}''

->'''ComicBook/{{Batgirl}}:''' Sorry to interrupt this romantic and very disgusting moment-- but you and I have business.\\
'''Harley Quinn:''' I sure '''hope''' so. Dayum. Oh no wait hold on. '''Real''' dayum. Actual damn.
-->-- ''ComicBook/GothamCityGarage''

->'''ComicBook/GreenArrow:''' Sardath said this space station was a bit rough... be ready for anything. Supergirl, I hear voices through that door, can you see through it with your X-Ray vision?\\
'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Oh... This is going to be fun!\\
'''Green Arrow:''' Hmmm... What is it, Supergirl? A few alien thugs?\\
'''Supergirl:''' (smiling) No. Much better than that... Bounty hunters. '''Lots''' of them.\\
'''Animal Man:''' ... Oh Crapballs.
-->-- ''[[Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica Justice League United]]''

->OHNOOHNOOHNO! What was I thinking?
-->-- '''Linda''', ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInThe8thGrade''

->'''Supergirl:''' Oh, Rao.\\
'''Bizarrogirl:''' (smiling) Swearing am un-ladylike, Bizarro Me. Me hate it!\\
'''Supergirl:''' We're too late.
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Bizarrogirl}}''


[[folder:Comic Strips]]
->''"It's that moment of dawning comprehension I live for."''
-->-- '''Hobbes''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Milo:''' You know how some actors hire a band and record an album?
->'''Opus:''' Right. So who's on the phone...
->'''Milo:''' Don Knotts.


[[folder:Fan Works]]
->'''Asuka:''' What do you mean? What is "Dragonfly?"\\
'''Sergeant Bir:''' Code Dragonfly means we're cut off, ma'am. The portal home just slammed shut hard and fast enough to cut a Black Knight in half, I can't raise Avalon on our comms, and whatever that little wave was, it just cut all of us from mental and spiritual contact with Avalon as well. I can't feel the Empire anymore, just everyone right here. That portal wasn't closed by our people, and since it hasn't reopened already, we have to assume it can't. We're cut off, and I have no clue how long that will last. [...] And in accordance with His Majesty's last instructions from His own lips, [[YouAreInCommandNow you are in command]] until relieved, Lieutenant. Orders, ma'am?\\
'''Asuka:''' ''Scheiße!''
-->-- ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-13#post-2556205 chapter 45]]

->"Misato-san! Um, good morning!" Shinji tried to get his heart rate back down. ''[='Did she see-'=]''\\
"Feeling pretty good this morning, Shin-chan?" Misato's expression turned sly. "Really? Singing and dancing around the kitchen at this hour? If you don't cool your jets, Asuka's going to wake up and see you, and I bet she'll guess why~..." she teased with a wink.\\
''[[SecretRelationship 'Oh shit, she knows she knows she knows...']]''
-->-- ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-9#post-2184173 chapter 4]]

->"Even so," said Hippolyta, "she has greater than mortal years ahead of her, but less even than her mother, who renounced immortality at a later date than her, and much less than a pure Amazon who has not renounced the Waters of Youth. So there are fewer days to you, Lyta, than you might expect. Use them wisely while you do have them."\\
Wonder Woman's eyes widened. "Mother, what are you saying? Are you saying that Lyta has--"\\
Lyta's eyes were widening at the same time that her skin was flushing crimson.\\
Diana finally finished the sentence. "--has given herself to a man?"\\
"Ohhhhhhh, hell," muttered Lyta, and hid her face in her hands.
-->-- ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour''

->They heard a growl.\\
It wasn't just your ordinary growl, from a dog or a wolf. This was a deep growl, the sort of growl that suggested monstrous origins, dark and shadowy nights, and the promise of endless hours of pain. It was accompanied by a blast of cold running down their spines. The two turned around, slowly.\\
Rei was staring at Asuka, intensely, her face twisted in anger. Her fists were clenched, shaking slightly. It was hard to tell in the sunlight, but they thought they saw her blood red eyes glow brightly for a moment.\\
"Ohshit," whispered Touji. "She's mad."
-->-- ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'', ''chapter 4''

->'''Vegeta:''' ''[[CallingYourAttacks FINAL FLASH!]]''\\
'''Perfect Cell:''' How cute! He named it- OH, SHIT!
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Jeice:''' What the hell happened to you? You were not this strong when you fought Recoome!
->'''Vegeta:''' Looks like you have some required reading to do. ''(hands Jeice the Saiyan Handbook)''
->'''Jeice:''' ''(reading)'' Okay. Warrior race, full moon, lose your tail, stronger every time you almost... Oh, well I'm right proper f***ed aren't I?
->'''Vegeta:''' [[SpaceX Right in]] [[LandDownUnder the down under.]]

->''"Unicron? Looks like im going to be Unigone!"'' [video ends]
-->-- ''WebVideo/BinBanter''

->[[DullSurprise Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle.]] ''[[DoubleTake OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!]]''
-->-- '''Jan Valentine''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'', upon seeing his ghouls blown apart by Seras's new Harkonnen cannon.

->'''Dio:''' ''[wielding a...]'' Enjoy your stay on the ''S.S. Plummet'', Jotaro!\\
'''Jotaro:''' [[DullSurprise That's]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck a boat]].\\
'''Jotaro:''' ''[as his Stand slows an incoming oil tanker with RapidFireFisticuffs]'' [[TemptingFate I'll be fine just so long as I don't hit a gas]]--\\
'''Jotaro:''' --pipe.\\
''[[[StuffBlowingUp BOOM]]]''
-->-- ''WebVideo/JojosBizarreAdventureAbridged'', [[GrandFinale Episode 10]]

-> '''[[AdaptationalHeroism Alma Wade]]:''' "MAJOR GOING [[UnstoppableRage NOVA]] TARGET ETHEREAL"\\
''Shepard's eyes widened at Alma's message, and the [[AliensAreBastards Ethereal's]] head snapped up to look past him, going completely still in a manner oddly similar to someone just now realizing they were about to be crushed by a falling space station.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Vigil}}''

->'''John Grey:''' We're here to see Professor Charles Xavier.\\
'''Bobby Drake:''' (frowning) He's not here. If you had bothered to make an appointment, you would know he got called out to D.C. last night on urgent business. You wouldn't have ended up pulling me out of bed. The professor isn't going to be back until this afternoon sometime.\\
'''Elaine Gray:''' (glaring) We have a standing invitation to come tour the school and meet the students.\\
'''Bobby:''' You're the Greys? Oh, crap. Professor Xavier is not going to be happy about this.
-->-- ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears''

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
-->-- '''Anchor''' and '''Chum''', ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''

-->-- '''Tuck''' and '''Roll''', ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife''

->''"Can I use that curse word now?"''
-->-- '''Anger''', ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut''

->''2319! We have a 2319!''
-->--'''Charlie Proctor''', ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''

->(''the Hyenas approach... [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness and for once Ed isn't smiling]]'')\\
'''Scar''': Ah... my friends.\\
'''Shenzi''': "Frie-[[TheHyena heh-heh-he]]nds?" [[AccidentalPublicConfession I thought he said we were the]] ''[[AccidentalPublicConfession enemy!]]''\\
'''Banzai''': Yeah, that's what I heard.\\
'''Shenzi & Banzai''': Ed?\\
'''Ed''': (''{{evil laugh}}, [[BewareTheSillyOnes licks chops]]'')\\
'''Scar''': [[FamousLastWords No... l-l-l-l-l-let me explain. No, you don't understand. No! I didn't really mean... No, no! Look, I'm sorry I called you... No! NO!]]
-->-- ''Disney/TheLionKing''

->'''Rex:''' [[HopeSpot Woody, look! I can see daylight! We're gonna be okay!]]\\
'''Woody:''' [[ConveyorBeltODoom I don't think that's daylight...]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3''

->''"[[NoSell It isn't even dented!]] Oh [[PrecisionFStrike shit]], what are we gonna do now!?"''
-->-- '''Spike Witwicky''', after failing to destroy Unicron, ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie''

->It's all coming back! All my memories! Right up until Captain Flint pulled my memory circuit so I could never tell anybody about his BoobyTrap! (''[[StuffBlowingUp BOOM!]]'') Speaking of which...
-->-- '''BEN''', ''Disney/TreasurePlanet''

->Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is ''ugly!''
-->-- '''Sgt. Calhoun''', ''Disney/WreckItRalph''

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
->Harry... [[TimeBomb The clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking]].
-->-- '''Chick''', ''Film/{{Armageddon}}''

->Oh my god... they found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!
-->-- '''Doc Brown''', ''Film/BackToTheFuture''

->I will never forget the look on their faces. All eight of them. Their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had a reputation for breaking up bars, but they knew that instant, they'd made a fatal mistake. This time they walked into the wrong bar.
-->-- '''Calogero''', ''Film/ABronxTale''

->You manacled me to my death bed, you pickidilly whore!
-->-- '''Putman''', ''Film/ClubDread''

->'''Daggett''': Do I look like I'm running Wayne Enterprises right now?! Your hit on the stock exchange?! It didn't work my friend! And now you have my construction crews going around the city at twenty-four hours a day! How exactly is that meant to help my company absorb Wayne's?!\\
'''Bane''': (''to Stryver'') Leave us.\\
'''Daggett''': No! You stay here, I'm in charge--\\
(''[[WhamShot Bane calmly puts his hand on Daggett's collar]]'')\\
'''Bane''': [[TranquilFury Do you feel in charge?]]\\
'''Daggett''': [-...I've paid you a small fortune.-]\\
'''Bane''': ''And this gives you power over me?''
-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''

->'''[[Creator/BruceWillis John McClane]]:''' I found out who was the 21st President!\\
'''[[Creator/SamuelLJackson Zeus Carver]]:''' Who?\\
'''[=McClane=]:''' Some guy named Arthur!\\
'''Carver:''' Chester A. Arthur?\\
'''[=McClane=]:''' Chester A. Arthur, that's it, yeah!\\
'''Carver:''' Chester A. Arthur Elementary School?!?!\\
'''[=McClane=]:''' Yeah, yeah, that's it!\\
(''cut to Carver's nephews in said school'')
-->-- ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance''

->Uh, guys? We gotta come up with another plan... They got a tank.
-->-- '''Tej Parker''', ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Fast & Furious 6]]''

->'''Angel Eyes:''' Oh, I almost forgot. [My previous victim] paid me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you. \\
(''Baker and Angel Eyes share a laugh'')\\
'''Angel Eyes:''' But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.\\
'''Baker:''' NO! ANGEL EYES!
-->-- ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''

->Those aren't mountains... they're waves.
-->-- '''Cooper''', ''Film/{{Interstellar}}''

->'''Frodo:''' Alright. We put [[ArtifactOfDoom [the One Ring]]] away. We keep it hidden, we never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they? ...Do they, Gandalf?\\
'''Gandalf:''' There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the Enemy found him first.\\
(''cut to Sauron's minions having caught Gollum and torturing him'')\\
'''Gandalf''' (''voiceover''): I don't know how long they tortured him, but through the endless screaming and inane babble, they discerned two words:\\
'''Gollum:''' Shire! Baggins!\\
(''cut back to Bag End'')\\
'''Frodo:''' "Shire? Baggins?" But that would lead them here!
-->-- ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings: The Fellowship of the Ring''

->'''People Eater:''' Why are they going back?\\
'''Rictus Erectus:''' Do they wish to surrender?\\
'''Immortan Joe:''' They're heading for the canyon. They're going back to the Citadel! They know it's undefended!
-->-- ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad''

->'''Doctor:''' I need some ice.\\
'''UsefulNotes/IdiAmin Dada:''' Sure, there is plenty in the fridge. Talk to the chef, I have to talk with this man.\\
'''Doctor:''' I'll be back. (''goes to the fridge and finds SEVERED HEADS in the freezer'')\\
'''Idi Amin Dada:''' [[StealthHiBye Doctor!]] For an African, you are looking very white.
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSxTIS91cbw Rise And Fall Of Idi Amin]]''

->Target in range. Prepare to fire on my command. Hm. Bastard's not even changing course.\\
(Serenity ''is followed out of the ion cloud by a whole mess of [[TheDreaded Reaver]] ships'')\\
...target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target EVERYONE! ''[[VillainousBreakdown SOMEBODY FIRE!]]''
-->-- '''[[TheStoic The Operative]]''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

->'''Obi Wan Kenobi:''' [[ThatsNoMoon That's no moon]]... it's a space station...!\\
'''Han Solo:''' It's too big to be a space station...!\\
'''Luke Skywalker:''' I have a very bad feeling about this...\\
'''Obi Wan Kenobi:''' Turn the ship around.\\
'''Han Solo:''' [[EyeTake (eyes widen)]] ...yeah, I think you're right...!
-->-- ''Film/ANewHope''

->'''Lando Calrissian:''' We've got be able to get some kind of reading on that shield, up or down!\\
'''Nien Nunb:''' (''jabbers in Sullustian'')\\
'''Lando Calrissian:''' But how can [[TheEmpire they]] be jamming [[TheAlliance us]] if they don't [[ExplainExplainOhCrap know... that we're coming]]... Break off the attack! The shield is still up!\\
'''Wedge Antilles:''' I get no reading, are you sure?\\
'''Lando Calrissian:''' Pull up! All craft pull up!\\
(''aboard the'' [[TheMothership Home One]])\\
'''Admiral Ackbar:''' Take evasive action! Green Group, stick close to holding Sector MV-7\\
'''Crewman:''' Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!\\
'''Admiral Ackbar:''' ''[[MemeticMutation It's a trap!]]''\\
(''later on in the battle'')\\
'''Palpatine:''' Now witness the [[WaveMotionGun firepower]] of this ''fully-armed and operational battle station!'' Fire at will, Commander!\\
(''The Death Star vaporizes a Rebel capital ship'')\\
'''Lando:''' That blast came from the Death Star! ''[[FromBadToWorse That thing's operational!]]''
-->-- ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi''

->'''Capa''': Impossible. Corazon was certain. We have remaining oxygen to keep four crew alive.\\
'''Icarus''': [[AC:Affirmative. Four crew could survive on current reserves-]]\\
'''Capa''': [[spoiler:Trey]] is dead. There are only four crew members.\\
'''Icarus''': [[AC:Negative.]]\\
'''Capa''': Affirmative, Icarus. Four crew: [[spoiler:Mace]], [[spoiler:Cassie]], [[spoiler:Corazon]] and me.\\
'''Icarus''': [[AC:[[WhamLine Five crew members.]]]]\\
'''Capa''': ...Icarus?\\
'''Icarus''': [[AC:Yes?]]\\
'''Capa''': Who's the fifth crew member?\\
'''Icarus''': [[AC:Unknown.]]
-->-- ''Film/{{Sunshine}}''

->'''Judge Turpin:''' How seldom it is when one meets a fellow spirit.\\
'''Sweeney Todd:''' With fellow tastes...in women, at least.\\
'''Judge Turpin:''' ''[visibly unnerved]'' ...What's that?\\
'''Sweeney Todd:''' The years, no doubt, have changed me, sir. But then I suppose the face of a barber, the face of a prisoner in the dock, is not particularly memorable.\\
'''Judge Turpin:''' ''[realizes that the man who he had imprisoned for fifteen years so he could rape his wife has returned and now has him completely at his mercy]'' ...Benjamin... Barker...\\
'''Sweeney Todd:''' '''''BENJAMIN BARKER!!!''''' ''[brutally murders the shit out of him]''

->You think I'm fucking stupid? [[WhamLine I know it was you.]]
-->-- '''Fletcher''', ''Film/{{Whiplash}}''

->Oh! [[BeeAfraid No, not the bees! NOT THE BEES!!]] AAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!
-->-- '''[[Creator/NicolasCage Edward Malus]]''', ''Film/TheWickerMan2006''

-->-- '''The Wicked Witch of the West''', moments before getting doused, ''Film/TheWizardOfOz''

->'''[[TheDon Viggo]]''': I heard you struck my son.
->'''Aurelio''': Yes sir, I did.
->'''Viggo''': [[TranquilFury And may I ask why?]]
->'''Aurelio''': [[MuggingTheMonster Yeah, well, 'cause he stole]] [[OneManArmy John Wick's]] car, sir, and, ah... [[KickTheDog killed his dog]].
->'''Viggo''': ''([[{{Beat}} lengthy pause]])'' ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh.]]''

->'''Hulk:''' ''(DeathGlare, spits out a broken tooth, '''growls''')''\\
'''Tony Stark:''' ''(meekly)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...I'm sorry.]]
-->-- ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''


->A Westerner faced with a suicide bomber goes to pieces. Believe me, I have seen this. Just as I have seen people's reactions to other stressful situations: criminals in the electric chair, a person in water confronted by sharks. Oh, to be sure, I love to observe the look of pure horror that crosses a man's face when he realizes that he is, without doubt, going to die...\\
And ''that'' is the look I'm talking about.
-->-- '''Jonathon Killian''', ''[[Creator/MatthewReilly Scarecrow]]''

->The lead Consultant spoke quietly but urgently into his communicator, saying that he Wasn't Quite Sure Whether Or Not The Shit Indicator Had Just Risen to Nostril Deep.
-->-- ''Shining Armor'', by Dominic Green

->'''Gunnery Sergeant Bardue''': Okay Elite League, welcome to a little simulation that I like to call DARK TENNYO!\\
'''Team''': Oh fuck.
-->-- ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'', "Ayla and the Great Shoulder Angel Conspiracy"

->'Do you hear what I say? This is where dreams - dreams, do you understand, come to life, come real. Not daydreams: Dreams!'
->There was about half a minute’s silence and then, with a great clatter of armor, the whole crew were tumbling down the main hatch as quick as they could and flinging themselves on the oars to row as they had never rowed before...
-->-- ''Literature/TheVoyageOfTheDawnTreader

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->'''Crais:''' I know this ship, and something is out of balance!\\
'''Stark:''' You're imagining things... although, this is strange.\\
'''Crais:''' What?\\
'''Stark:''' Docking Bay 2 recently performed an atmosphere replenish, as if it'd been opened... ''but we landed the pod in Bay 1...''\\
-->-- ''Series/{{Farscape}},'' seconds before a Scarran invades the command deck

->'''Mack''': Did two [[PlayingWithFire fire dudes]] just drop into a warehouse full of ''fireworks''?\\
'''Coulson''': [[DeadpanSnarker You had to see that coming.]] Let's go! Go, go, go, go!
-->-- ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', "[[Recap/AgentsOfSHIELDS4E4LetMeStandNextToYourFire Let Me Stand Next to Your Fire]]"

->''"Hi, how are you? Why don't you go ahead and take a seat over there?"''
-->-- '''Chris Hansen''' to a luckless [[PaedoHunt pedophile]], ''Series/{{Dateline}}'', "To Catch a Predator"

->'''The Doctor:''' It's afraid. Terribly afraid, and powerful. It doesn't know it yet, but it will do. ''(giggles)'' It's got the power of a god and I just sent it to its room!\\
''(continuous clicking noise)''\\
'''Rose:''' Doctor...\\
'''Gas-mask child:''' I'm here! Can't you see me?\\
'''Rose:''' What's that noise?!\\
'''The Doctor:''' End of the tape [with the child's voice]... It ran out about thirty seconds ago...\\
'''Gas-mask child:''' I'm here now! Can't you see me?\\
'''The Doctor:''' I sent it to its room... '''''This''' is its room...''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Doctor Dances"

->'''Demon:''' Oh crap.
->'''Dean:''' You said it, you're in a world of--
->'''Crowley:''' ''([[WalkInChimeIn behind Dean]])'' Hello, boys.
->'''Dean:''' Oh crap.
-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Time For A Wedding"


->I see a glimpse of recognition\\
But it's too little it's too late, it's too late\\
And what you thought was your best decision\\
Just became your worst mistake
-->-- '''Christina Aguilera''', "Army of Me"

->We were parked out by the tracks\\
We're sitting in the back,\\
And [[AutoErotica we just started getting busy]]\\
When she whispered, "What was that?"\\
"The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are."\\
And that was when she started screaming,\\
[[ParentsWalkInAtTheWorstTime "That's my dad outside the car!"]]\\
Oh please, [[DangerousKeyFumble the keys, they're not in the ignition!]]\\
Must have wound up on the floor while\\
We were switching our positions.\\
I guess they knew that she was missing\\
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing!
-->-- '''Music/{{Nickelback}}''', "Animals"

[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
->''(Unaware of the Mysterons' powers, Colonel White has assigned [[KillAndReplace a Mysteron reconstruction]] of Captain Scarlet to protect the World President. "Scarlet" has just taken off.)''\\
'''Lieutenant Green''': Spectrum Control.\\
'''Spectrum Communication Guy''': Spectrum New York reports body of Captain Brown found near scene of car crash.\\
'''Lieutenant Green''': What does this mean, sir?\\
'''Colonel White''': The Captain Brown who escorted the President must have been an imposter. Something happened at that car crash that we don't understand.\\
'''Lieutenant Green''': But ''Captain Scarlet'' was there...\\
'''Colonel White''': Captain Scarlet... whatever happened to Captain Brown may also have happened to Captain Scarlet! Lieutenant Green, contact Destiny Angel ''immediately'', and tell her to escort Captain Scarlet back to the carrier.\\
(cut to Captain Scarlet's plane)\\
'''Destiny Angel''': You are to return to Cloudbase immediately. [{{beat}}] Captain Scarlet, did you receive my message? Cloudbase, Captain Scarlet does not answer.\\
'''Colonel White''': Something has happened to Captain Scarlet. Somehow, the Mysterons have affected him. That means the President is in grave danger.
-->-- ''Series/CaptainScarletAndTheMysterons''

-->--'''Super Grover''', pre-crash landing, ''Series/SesameStreet''

->I fooled you Ethel, I knew you were all along, I can't believe you fell for that ma stuff, I just wanted to see if I could finally, finally make Ethel Rosenberg sing! I WIN! (''flatlines'') Oh fuck.
-->-- '''Roy Cohn''', ''Theatre/AngelsInAmerica: Perestroika''

->'''Hamilton:''' I wish you'd brought this girl with you tonight, Burr.\\
'''Burr:''' You're very kind, but I'm afraid it's unlawful, sir.\\
'''Hamilton:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Burr:''' She's married.\\
'''Hamilton:''' I see.\\
'''Burr:''' [[FromBadToWorse She's married to]] ''[[FromBadToWorse a British officer.]]''\\
'''Hamilton:''' Oh shit...

->'''Reynolds:''' ''Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health''\\
''And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth''\\
''In the pockets of people like me: down on their luck''\\
''You see, [[WhamLine that was my wife who you decided to-]]''\\
'''Hamilton:''' ''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuu]][[CurseCutShort uuuuu...]]''
-->--''Hamilton'', again


[[folder:Video Games]]
->'''Sir Kull''': Did you see it?\\
'''Sir Round''': See what?\\
'''Sir Kull''': THAT...\\
'''Sir Round''': (''as screen zooms in on Shadowfall'') OH... MY... G- (''interrupted by lightning flash'') I heard stories but I never dreamed it could be true!\\
'''Sir Kull''': It's Sepulchure's flying fortress... on the back of the largest dragon that ever existed!\\
'''Sir Round''': We are so boned!\\
'''Sir Kull''': Bad choice of words friend...\\
'''Sir Round''': This is a grave situation!\\
'''Sir Kull''': Ugh...
-->-- Shadow over Swordhaven cutscene, ''VideoGame/AdventureQuestWorlds''

->Nonono WAIT! C'mon, give Tao a break! We can go halfsies on the boobies!
-->-- '''Taokaka''' as Platinum prepares to turn her into a Boing Card in her Gag Reel in ''VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift Extend''

->Oh, sod.
-->-- '''[[{{Mooks}} Guard]]''' upon seeing you with a sword in your hand during the City Elf origin, ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->Greetings, General Oliver! The disappointment you're about to experience ''delights'' me!
-->-- DummiedOut line from '''Yes Man''', ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''

->I used to be a duelist. My favorite part is when you see it in your opponent's eyes. They know you're better, and they're going to die.
-->-- '''Morinth''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Mook 1''': Why did he say "Slow him down?" We're allowed to kill Shepard if we have to, right?\\
'''Mook 2''': He said slow him down because he thinks we're ''{{cannon fodder}}''.\\
'''Mook 1''': Oh. Well, shit.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', Citadel DLC

-->-- '''Multiplayer Announcer''', ''VideoGame/ModernWarfare 2''

->'''Akihiko''': M-Mitsuru's [[HotSpringsEpisode here]] too!? Oh, man. There's no way she'll consider this just a "[[NotWhatItLooksLike misunderstanding]]"!\\
'''Junpei''': Yeah, but it's not like we could get expelled for this, right? I mean, it ''was'' men only when we got here. So, it's actually kinda funny, if you think about it.\\
'''Akihiko''': This is ''[[TheDreaded Mitsuru]]'' we're talking about. If she finds us, she'll... *gulp*\\
'''Junpei''': What? She'll what?\\
'''Akihiko''': [[PervertRevengeMode She'll execute us...!]]\\
'''Ryoji''': E-Execute us!?
-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona3''

->'''Morgana''': Shoot... this is bad!\\
'''Yusuke''': What's the matter?\\
'''Morgana''': Not only did the real person come into [[spoiler:her]] own Palace, [[spoiler:she awakened to a Persona while she was here]]! [[LoadBearingBoss This place could collapse any second now!]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona5''

->Granted, the moment when someone [[DespairEventHorizon loses all hope]]... I really do love to watch that moment.
-->-- '''Ghetsis''', ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite''

->'''Lester:''' Looks like you mashed some poor feller's dog, Sarge.\\
'''Sarge:''' It's a [[CannonFodder Zergling]], Lester. Smaller kind of [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Zerg]]. But they normally ain't this far out unless... oh shit.\\
(''camera angle changes to reveal they've been surrounded by [[DemonicSpiders Hydralisks]]'')
-->-- ''VideoGame/StarcraftI''

->'''Papyrus:''' Let's say... a tiny flower helped me.\\
'''Alphys:''' A tiny... ''flower?!''[[note]] She created Flowey and knows ''what'' he can do.[[/note]]\\
[Flowey traps them]
-->--''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', before battle with Asriel.

[[folder:Web Animation]]
->''"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! Running, running, running!"''
-->-- '''Caboose''' (as the Red Army carpet-bombs his tank), ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->'''Donut:''' Hey! Yeah, Simmons! I'm inside the Blue Base! Guess what? Blue Team got a new soldier!\\
'''Simmons:''' What? They sent another team member? Why would they do that? That doesn't make any sense. ''[sees Donut talking to [[TheDreaded The Meta]]]'' ''OH, FUCK!!'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Welcometotheneighborhood, seeyoulater!]]
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue: Recreation'', episode 12

[[folder:Web Comics]]
->'''White Mage:''' Did you feel that?\\
'''Black Belt:''' What?\\
'''White Mage:''' A great disturbance in the order. As if millions of voices cried out to say "[[PrecisionFStrike Oh Shit]]".\\
'''Matoya:''' Stupid Light Warriors must have broken my crystal. I keep asking for Lotto numbers and all I get is "The Destroyer is Manifest".
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' (when Black Mage becomes the leader of Hell)

->Ha ha! Goodbye! You will die now! [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/15p33/ Ha... ha.]]
-->-- '''Bearded Goon''', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->It's not often I get to do battle with one of my enemies... [[DemonicPossession in the body of one of their allies]]. I do so love watching them realize that when they strike me, they will hurt the body of their friend, and not me! Oh yes, that's it... that's [[OhCrap the look]].
-->-- '''Karnak''', ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan''

->I'm sitting on a bomb trying to disarm it. This is the feeling you get when the bomb bay doors open.
-->-- '''[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2200/fv02148.htm Florence]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->'''Doctor Bunnigus''': Is... is this part of a ''grenade?''\\
'''Captain Tagon''': Yeah. it's... wait, ''where's the rest of it?!''
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-04-14 April 14, 2012]]

-->-- '''[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-10-31 Ob'enn Admiral]]''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''[[SparseListOfRules Maxim 3:]]''' An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks ''everybody''.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Dr. Wily:''' I did it! I can hardly believe I did it, but I actually did it! I actually brought Bass back to life!\\
'''Bass:''' Huh... ''Wily?!''\\
'''Dr. Wily:''' ''Oh crap!'' [[DidNotThinkThisThrough I actually brought Bass back to life!]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists''

->''"...Assuming is like breathing. You only really notice you've been doing it when you stop. And then you die."''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:High Priest of Hel]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

[[folder:Web Original]]
->Jeremy's body seemed to know what was coming even before impact, and the rodent part of his brain engaged its natural defenses. He went limp on the way up, hoping the predator would mistake him for dead. Post-impact, it was a different story. While wide awake, each of Jeremy Bullock's limbs tried to escape from his body in different directions, probably to find four different lawyers to sue the fight promoter that allowed this circus. Ike Turner has been in fairer fights than this.
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-mixed-martial-arts-knockouts-that-displayed-rag-doll-physics/ "The Top 10 Ragdoll Physics Moments in Mixed Martial Arts"]]

->[[spoiler: "You know what's funny is that she (Carmilla's Mother) kind of did (get everything she wanted). I mean...she wanted the board out of the way. She wanted the Corvette controlling the campus. She wanted the angler fish dead. If the dean weren't dead it'd be her party. [[OhCrap But...she is though...dead. I mean...totally, really, dropped a bolder on her, Disney villain dead. Right?]] Right?!]]

->I love the look on the DM's face here. This is the classic Dungeon Master [[ThousandYardStare Thousand Mile Stare]], of a hardened DM taken aback at just how fucked a player is, and realizing how boned the whole campaign's become in an instant.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''', describing Daniel's priceless reaction during his ''Film/MazesAndMonsters'' review

->[[BigNo NOOOOO!!!]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext You let]] [[Music/KanyeWest him]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext in his zone!]] ''Why did you do that?!''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows Todd in the Shadows]],''' ''"Ni**as in Paris"''

->Oh, how cute. [[CallingYourAttacks He named it-]]'''''OH, SHIT!'''''
-->--'''Perfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged'', about to be hit by Vegeta's max-power [[WaveMotionGun Final Flash.]]

->'''Garlic Jr.:''' You morons stole [[OneManArmy Goku]]'s son?! How?! How did you steal Goku's son?!\\
'''Cinnamon:''' Well, first we beat up his wife...\\
'''Garlic Jr.:''' Oh my shit.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''

->''Wait, I lied!'' I did ''not'' see that coming! ''[[RapidFireNo Nopenopenopenopenopenope]]'' ''[[BrainBleach SO MUCH NOPE.]]''
-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''', upon seeing a dog-man hybrid in ''Monster Party''

->I love that look in movies where people know they just fucked.
-->--'''Korey Coleman''' from ''WebOriginal/DoubleToasted'', describing an unlucky {{Mook}} in the trailer for ''Film/AtomicBlonde''.

->See that little speck over there, a bird or something? [[TemptingFate Pretend it's a Dalek.]] Zoom in on that, all the way in. Use the vision stabilisers, turn up the enhancers to 10+, initialise the image lock... (the speck is actually a Dalek) ...[[ThisCannotBe that's... that's not actually possible]]. Lock onto it. Lock on! That's not a hallucination; that's real, that's... real! Track it! Track it, wherever it goes! '''One Dalek, incoming! I repeat, one Dalek, incoming! Maximum alert!'''
-->-- '''Time Lord Soldier 1''', ''[[Recap/DoctorWho50thPrequelTheLastDay The Last Day]]''

->'''Tails and Chris:''' {{OH CRAP}}!\\
'''Eggman:''' [[LampshadeHanging Would you quit it]] with the [[BuffySpeak "oh crap"s]] already?!\\
'''Sonic:''' HEY! EGGMAN!\\
'''Eggman:''' What the- ''[[HypocriticalHumor OH CRAP]]!''
-->-- ''WebVideo/SonicF''

->This is that moment when, you're in a bar... and your friend decides to take a swing at a member of a biker gang. It is the moment you learn how fast you can ''run.''
-->--''Website/SFDebris'', upon witnessing [[VideoGame/DragonAgeII Vengeance's first appearance]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->[[CatchPhrase Mother.]]
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck'''

->'''Bender:''' I can't see. Are we boned?\\
'''Leela:''' Yeah, we're boned.
-->-- ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'', "Fry and the Slurm Factory"

->[[LittleNo Oh no.]]
-->--'''Aku''' (after [[spoiler:Jack finally went back to the past to kill him]]), ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'' ''CI''

-->-- '''Edd[=/=]Double D''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', "[[Recap/EdEddNEddyS2E19RentAEd Rent-a-Ed]]"

->I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret illegal account. (''hangs up phone'')\\
Oh crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer.\\
Oh crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret.\\
Oh crap! I ''certainly'' shouldn't have said it was illegal! (''sighs'') It's too hot today.
-->-- '''Cayman Islands banker''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Bart the Fink"

->'''Hijacker:''' Let's make an example of this "hero." (''aims gun'') A very ''tragic'' example, I'm afraid, Miss...?\\
'''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' Lane.\\
'''Hijacker:''' Lane, ''Lois'' Lane? The one Franchise/{{Superman}} always saves?!\\
'''Lois Lane:''' [[DeadpanSnarker 'fraid so.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', [[Recap/SupermanTheAnimatedSeriesS2E16To18WorldsFinest "World's Finest"]]

->[[CatchPhrase We're doomed]].
-->-- '''Stork''', ''WesternAnimation/StormHawks''

-> Yes, I should be--''GOOD LORD!'' WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
-->-- '''Superintendent Gary Chalmers''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E2122ShortFilmsAboutSpringfield 22 Short Films About Springfield]]"