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Let's just say driver Pan-Pizza has a twisted sense of humor that's bound to make you fall over laughing.

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Pizza Party Podcast

General

• Whenever the other members rip on Pan.
• Pan brings up something that has to do with fetishes.
• Usually at least once an episode, Pan will say "What were we talking about? Oh yeah, (topic from several minutes ago)" and proceed to quickly wrap up that conversation.
• Jim's enthusiasm about Monster Trucks.

2 - Sonic Cartoons Look Back Retrospective

• Ken's request for JFK Vines/ #JFKStyle and Nolan's comment on how they will be viewed as terrorists: (Headline) "Local Terrorists Start JFK Vines, more at 11:00." "Apparently they were doing it for the "L-O-L-Zs?"

Ken and Nolan summing up what Knuckles was like in Sonic Underground

(Ken in a stereotypical nerdy loser voice) I gotta stop Sonic from stealing my Master Emeralds! (snort)

(Nolan) I'll send my fucking pet dinosaur after him!

(Ken) (snort) Hahaha! My pet dinosaur!

(Nolan) He has a pet fucking dinosaur. Fuck this show.

• Pan going insane over Chris Thorndyke calling Sonic his only friend.

3 - Johnny Test Cancelled and our Favorite Video Games Based on Cartoons

• Pan and crew (hopefully jokingly) acting like Fan Haters towards Family Guy, and later a bunch of other things, and suggest the fans kill themselves. It's so rude and uncalled for, yet it's hilarious.
• Pan starts crying like a little bitch after his friends make fun of his response to Zone on Twitter thanking him for putting Zone-tan in his Top 10 Worst Redesigns video.
  Zone: It was a pleasure working with you.
  Pan: It was a pleasure JERKING with you.
• The rather blunt explanation of Astro Boy's plot.
  Nolan: So basically, a scientist wants to rebuild his son, decides "No, this is WAY too fucked up", and pretty much throws him away.
  
  Pan: (Explaining Astro Boy's backstory) No, he gets VAPORIZED, and that's it, that's the little boy. The kid is FUCKING dead.
• This classic exchange:
  Nolan: You know, when I was watching Austin Powers, I didn't know Nigeria was a real country and there was like somebody from the Nigerian Parliament or some shit.
  Pan: You idiot.
  Nolan: And I thought it was a joke on the term ni-(BOING!) or something.
  Pan: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?!
  Ken: Nolan...
  Nolan: Uh oh, Spaghetti-Os.
  Pan: You said the N word you stupid idiot!
  Ken: Yeah! -You stupid ni-(BOING!)
  Pan: WHAT THE FUCK KEN!?
  (Nolan laughs)
  Pan: Ken you're Black, it's okay.
  • Bonus points for "Teach the World to Fap" by ZONE-SAMA playing in the background and stopping to a halt when the Sound-Effect Bleep occurs.

4 - Disney Channel Original Movies

• The mere fact that Pan, Ken, and Nolan are allegedly at the Dashcon.
• The various things he and his friends describe about the ball pit.
• Ken reveals he thought Halloweentown was about a town full of Michael Myers', which escalates into a Running Gag of thinking every DCOM involved Michael Myers in some way.
• Pan gets killed (by Jihad's suicide bomb) towards the end and his "ghost" fills in for him.
• When Pan makes a joke in poor taste, The Rebelsquad proceeds to abandon him, especially after this:
  Nolan: "Were you masturbating!?"
  Pan: "Yes."
  Ken: "Oh god, I'm slipping in it! Oh god, it got in my mouth!"

7 - Teen Titans Animated / Favorite Simpsons Episodes

• Ken thinks about Dude, What Would Happen?, which leads to "Dude, what would happen if I stick my dick in your ass?".

8 - Live Action Teen Titans TV and Spider-Man Cartoon Games Retrospect

• The joke of XLR stumbling onto the podcast with AJ believing he would receive a free burrito unaware of the podcast in progress, and the Rebelsquad's reaction to the above.
• Pan mistaking Stan Lee as the owner of Playboy.

9 - Hub Channel Ending / Early 2000s Nickelodeon

• The Rebelsquad's reaction to Pan realizing they forgot to talk about CatDog.
  Pan: HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  Beat
  Ken: "I quit..."
  Nolan: "Yeah, bye."
• During an awkward moment when Pan leaves, we hear him trip in his hallway:
  Pan: OH FUCK!
  Nolan: *snickers*
• Pan calls fans of XJ9 "mainstream jacker offers".

10 - Crossovers / Adventure Time Creator Quits / Food Fight / Tetris Film

11 - Dish Removes Cartoon Network

• Nolan blowing up at the others for insulting Nestle Wonder Balls.
  Nolan: "I did not agree, to fucking sit here, and listen to one of my favorite childhood candies, get SHAT ON, by you FUCKING degenerates! This is BULLSHIT!"
• Ken's suggesting an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? to talk about.
  Pan: "But you know what was the scariest episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
  Ken: "The one with the actual black guy and they went all like "Oh my god, the dark!' and they all ran away?"
• After Pan brings up the fact his teacher was once in a porno, Nolan calls him out and explains how fans will find out who the teacher is:
  Nolan: They're gonna look Pan-Pizza in the high school website and find you! Who the fuck else is named Pan-Pizza!?

12 - Toy Story 4 / Gorillaz 2017 Album / Pixar

Ken: Come on everyone! Let's all sing the incest song! Incest, incest, it's the best! Put your sister to the test!

Pan: *bursts out laughing*

• It comes up later again once Pan accuses Dash and Violet of incest.
• Pan talking about how "When She Loved Me" sounds like a lesbian breakup song.

13 - I Screwed Up Oh God! / QnA Time

• The Running Gag of meeting Jim and the rest of the podcasters at your local K-Mart with $100. "Don't call us, WE'LL call you."

14 - Animated Superhero Films / Star Wars Jizz / Cartoon Lawsuit

• Jim and "Jizz music", especially the ensuing puns.
• Pan concluding that Team Coco Pebbles vs Team Fruity Pebbles is actually a cover for the agenda: Black People vs Homosexuals. The sheer tastelessness is lampshaded as a Nolan joke.
  • In the same vein, because Pan and Ceshira are Mexican, Ken balances the races out by declaring Jim Black, much to his confusion.

15 - Nicktoons Terrorist / CGI Mario Movie

• Nolan, Pan and Ken spend the entire podcast talking about how The Interview is going to cause North Korea to start a nuclear war. Come the end of the podcast, well.....
• Ken doesn't believe Pan's goth friend helped make Silver and we get this:
  Pan: Are you calling my goth friend a liar?
  Ken: Well I ain't callin' her for dinner!
• When Pan describes the cousin from Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer "as the one the huge rack", Nolan says this:
  Nolan: Well everyone needs a huge rack at Christmas time....how else are you suppose the hang the presents? *imitates drum roll*

20 - ADVENTURE TIME The Movie / Steven Universe / Uncle Grandpa CROSS OVER

• The Running Gag about Gables being some random kid they picked up off the street.
• Pan provides his own rendition of The Touch:
  You got touched!
  You got molested!
• They repeatedly spoil the fact that Adventure Time is getting a movie, which they were trying to save for the end.
• The crew's joke about Rebecca Sugar snorting coke when coming up with the Steven Universe / Uncle Grandpa crossover.
  She was snorting coke in her office, and she was all like "Hey guys, we should do a fucking crossover with Invader Zim!" and Ian [Jones-Quartey]'s like "No, Rebecca, that show is owned by a different network." Then Rebecca's like "I guess Uncle Grandpa is the next best thing, then."
• Their claims that Dog with a Blog is really about a dog (Stan) running a 9/11 truth site, and the unaired final episode: Stan writing that "9/11 was an inside job".

21 - Toy Story 4 Romantic Comedy / Tim Burton's DUMBO / Ghost Busters Sell Out

• Pan and Jim's conversation while impersonating the Beatles.

• Their claims that the Air Buddies contributed to the bombing of the World Trade Center on 9/11, also framing the basketball coach as he's sent to a jail/mental asylum.

22 - Futurama / KIDS NEXT DOOR Revival / PIXELS Movie

23 - SHREK / G:KND update / 5 DISNEY Live Action Remakes Announced

• The Rebel Squad in a previous podcast said they should do a Shrek podcast; guess what today's podcast is about?
• Ken's first absence because of his computer not working due to water damage, which the remaining Rebel Squad thinking that he masturbated to Puella Magi Madoka Magica and jizzed on his computer causing the malfunction.
• Specifically Sayaka Miki
• After Pan brings up leaks, we have the best joke:
  Pan: So who knows what else might get leaked...
  Jim: Is that a threat?
  Pan: Yes.
  Nolan:Hopefully not my nudes!

24 - TOY CARTOONS / Scooby Doo Meets KISS / 5 Nights@FREDDIES Film

• "The Pancake Joke."
• "How about Honey I Blew The Kids? (Uh-oh, hotdog!)"

25 - MARVEL Phase 1 / New DBZ Series / NINTENDO Theme Park

• The return of Paleo after all his sarcastic comments left on all the podcasts since the one he was in.
• Pan requesting donations for his hospitalized female "Tsundere" friend to which he dubs the charity: "Get Well Tsundere."

28 - Pizza Party Podcast - POWERPUFF Girls Recasted - Ben 10 Reboot - E3

• Ken's udder confusion to Pan's shocking announcement...
  Pan: We have some Phantom Menace news!
  Ken: What?
  Pan: We have some Phantom Menace news, Ken!
  Ken: What?
  Pan: PHANTOM MENACE!!!

38 - Halloween

• When Pan was a little kid, he wanted to be Darth Vader for Halloween. Problem was that he didn't know his name, so he wanted to be "the black guy from Star Wars; Nolan and Jim then ask if he meant Lando Calrissian.

43 - XXX-Treme Ghostbusters - Lost Star Wars Cartoon

• Pan's crazy laughter over the Professor Xavier action figure. It goes on for over a whole minute.

50 - Is Dreamworks Doomed? / Space Jam 2 / Featuring Some Call Me Johnny

• After over a year of schedule conflicts, Johnny finally guests on the RebelTaxi Pizza Party Podcast. Let's just say, he fits right in.
• Nolan tries to introduce Johnny to Sym-Bionic Titan, only for him to find the dancing clip.
  Nolan: NO, DON'T WATCH IT! DON'T WATCH THAT ONE!
  Everyone Else: (Laughing their asses off)
• Jim starts a tangent discussing ideas for a Warner Bros Cinematic Universe, starting with Space Jam 2 and including the likes of the DC Universe and other Warner franchises.

53 - FEET Neros Q / Stupid CENSORSHIP / New MEGAMAN Show

• The fact that Neros Q is even on the podcast in the first place. Neros responded to Pan's videos regarding the 2016 Powerpuff Girls by making two lengthy videos explaining why he's wrong followed by an animation of Neros executing Pan at the end of BOTH videos. Pan finds this hilarious and responds by inviting Neros to join an episode of the podcast. He AGREES.

58 - Long Gone Gulch / Day with SpongeBob SOLVED / Evil Cereal Mascots

• During a discussion of Fruity Pebbles, the members make an obvious but still funny joke about Barney eating Fred's daughter Pebbles.
• Pan admits that the bootleg DVD of "A Day With SpongeBob" from his video was actually something he made himself and wasn't donated to him.
  Zach: How am I ever gonna trust you again?
• Pan mentions that a trailer for a One Piece movie used Avril Lavigne music, prompting Tara to quip "He was a pirate boy!"
• When answering a fan question about what reboots are better than the original, Zach chimes in:
  Zach: Teen Titans Go! (Zach Bellisimo is a storyboard artist for TTG)

72-Pizza Party Podcast FT: CR - Steven SAMURAI JACK Universal Tales of Ducks

• The introduction when Pan jokes about how it's been a while since they ripped on YouTube celebrities:
  Pan: It's been a while, but we haven't talked about YouTubers we hate and you know which YouTuber we hate right now is CR!
  Nolan: Yeah! That motherfucker!
  Izzy: Yeah, what a hack!
  CR: ...Well this is awkward.
  Nolan: Wait, what?
  Pan: Oh fuck!
• Pan jokingly getting called out on his obsession for Monster High while disregarding the likes of DuckTales (1987) and Mickey Mouse (2013).
  Pan: We can't watch every show ever made!
  Izzy: I'm not asking you to watch every show ever made! Apparently you have enough time for Monster High!
  (Everyone bursts into laughter)
  Pan: SHUT UP!

84-Pizza Party Podcast - FT: YMS - Netflix's DEATHNOTE HomeComing on Spiderman

• Pan getting the deaths of David Carridine (Accidental death by auto-erotic asphyxiation) and Robin Williams (Suicide by strangling himself with a belt) mixed up. The Mood Whiplash hits fast and hilariously.
  Adam: This joke went off the rails...

85-Pizza Party Podcast - The 4th POWERPUFF Girl Rides Netflix's MAGIC SCHOOLBUS to Neo Yokio

• Pan, Nolan and Izzy randomly declaring Paleo wants to bone a dolphin. Poor Paleo is flummoxed by the whole thing.

95-Pizza Party Podcast - Ft: MUMKEYJONES - XXX-Men No Class in EMOJI Movie vs Saudi Arabia

• Let's just say that with his brand of humor, Mumkey fits in quite nicely.
  Mumkey: (After saying that Little Caesar's is retarded for cutting what has to be 1/18th of a pizza and being called out on it.) "Is there a list of words I can't say on this show? I need to hear them all right now." ^note Though, since it's run by Pan, there is no limit anyways.
• Mumkey briefly manages to fool Nolan and Pan into thinking that Julius Caesar was just a Shakespearean fictional character.

99.3-Pizza Party Podcast - THUNDERCATS Roar For CalArts Pride FT: Ben The Looney

• This whole podcast in particular managed to be a hilariously spectacular trainwreck. Highlights from the first eleven minutes include:
  • Not even five minutes in, Ben and Nolan start talking about masturbation. This manages to weird even Pan out as he desperately tries to change the subject by asking Ben which one his own videos he would recommend for a first time viewer.
  • This backfires, as they wind up flashing back to one of Ben's old videos where he talks about how he wants to marry Ami from Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi and then goes on about how hot Yumi is and shows pictures of her from the show in revealing outfits.
  • Ben talking about why he draws his own avatar in the nude backed by Pan audibly groaning in pain and trying to switch the topic to Thundercats Roar while Nolan shuts him down.
• Ben joking about how he draws fetish art of Nolan.
• The guys joking about how Lady and the Tramp should be remade with a doggy sex scene and proceed to describe what it would be like in graphic detail.
• Pan of all people somehow looking like the Only Sane Man in comparison to Ben and Nolan.

109-Pizza Party Podcast - Kids WB Cured my LEAD Poisoned SHREK by Illumination

• The fact that the podcast was recorded right before one of the biggest news days in nerd culture. To wit, mere hours after recording was finished, Stan Lee died and the trailers for Toy Story 4 and Pokémon Detective Pikachu dropped.

110-Pizza Party Podcast - Detective RALPH Breaks The LION Action Remake FT: INK N PAINT Club Podcast

• The podcast going on a lengthy abortion joke spree when it's mentioned there's a sequel to I Will Survive.

Reviews

Teen Titans Reviews

• Pan looking back at his old reviews.
  Younger Pan: Hello, people from...
  Pan: Wow, that was awful.
  • Pan mentioning this joke about Tara Strong, when saying how much he liked Raven when the show was still on.
  Pan: An appropriate name, because I like to "Tara" that ass up!
  (Cut to the video salesman from Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo winking at Raven, who shudders)

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi

• The start of the "In The Cards" review. Showing various horrified reactions to a parody of Sonic Underground's opening theme.
  Pan: ...That was a weird way to start a video.
• When Ami and Yumi attend a convention for a Yu-Gi-Oh! knock-off, they both fall in love with the dorky so-called king of the game and fight over who gets to be his queen. As they get in an argument, Pan questions their standards.
  Pan: Really, Puffy? Two famous Japanese rockstars and you'll argue over a king of a knock-off children's card game at the social hierarchy level, 8 notches below Beyblade and Duel Masters? King Bob was twice the king this guy ever was, and King Bob's Beepers was three times the king any of them ever were. I'm pretty sure they were the same person.
  • Then, Ami asks the king if he's looking for a queen.
    King Chad: Hmm... Never heard of that card before, but I'm always looking to add to my Stu-Pi-Doh! arsenal.
    Pan: Yup, this guy is hopeless.

Almost Naked Animals

• The Bait-and-Switch he pulled while describing the show:
  Pan: The characters are a complete rip off of the long running and highly popular animated series....Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island

Toonami Retrosepctive

• At the end of part 1 of his Toonami retrospective. Just the casual way Pan says: ''Some people say Toonami was just a bunch of bumpers. I say those people are a bunch of cunts.

Super Smash Bros. Melee

• Pan getting an up-skirt shot of Peach (and Link).

RebelTaxi Hates 90s Kids

• 90s Kid: You're too old to be watching cartoons. You suck dick.
  Pan: I'm sorry, I'm such a terrible person for watching a TV show. And I will not suck dick unless you pay me. Some of us do have standards. (The DIC logo then plays.)
  90s Kid: What video editing software do you use?
  Pan: Sony Vegas.
  90s Kid: Can you review Ed, Edd n Eddy?
  Pan: Soon.
  90s Kid: Do you have Asperger's?
  Pan: With a side of fries.
• Pan: (in response to a comparison of two photos featuring Cartoon Network characters; a packed one used only once before The Powerpuff Girls Movie, and an emptier one for network bumpers) What the shit does this have to do with Vietnam?
• 90s Kid: But cartoons now are just so weird.
  Pan: Yeah, 'cause Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles made so much fuckin' sense! Look, Rambo the cartoon! Ren & Stimpy, Cow and Chicken, that's real intelligent humor! A grown man making little girls out of condiments and ecstasy. Some rich jackoff dressing like a bat, beating up clowns and scarecrows with his underwear on the outside. Is this a superhero comic or Liberache's Wizard of Oz?

Incredible Crew/Nick Studio 10

• Calling PieGuyRulz a "Chicken McNugget"
• Pan restates how the brief "rivalry" (if one could even call it that) Nick Studio 10 tried to inflict upon its competitor network on Facebook when both were widely reviled (Nick Studio 10 especially so for interrupting regular programming for stupid and nonsensical reasons) was like two hobos fighting over a moldy sandwich in a parking lot.

Crazy Taxi/The Simpsons Road Rage

• Pan commenting on all the alternatives to Crazy Taxi.
• After Pan realizes how disturbing the game is without the sound-track, he asks for the "cheery" music to come back on.
  The Offspring: An angry man gets drunk and beats his kid/the same old way his drunken father did.

Code Lyoko

• Here's an.....interesting critical quote for you:
  Pan: "This show is darker then the neighborhoods I don't drive through."
• "Jeremy's gonna take you back to the past, to when his father touched him in the ass."

Sanjay and Craig

• Pan introduces the show as "Some gays and Craig".
• His comments about the main character, made funnier by the background image, a side-by-side comparison of Sanjay and Kanye West both wearing plain white t-shirts, with the caption text: "Who wore it best?"
  Pan: Look at that smug son of a bitch, Sanjay. He's got less Chins than an Egoraptor made before the Chinese phone book was even invented. I wouldn't fuck this guy with a ten-foot pole. I don't want to fuck guys in general, but given the option it wouldn't be this guy.
• While Pan does like the show but isn't too fond of it's art style, he's just grateful that it's art style wasn't done by Seth McFarlane.

Minority Report: The Game

• A lot of the latter half of this review. ESPECIALLY the part where he mentions a lot of the cheat codes.
  • There is also this particular line from the aforementioned review:
  Pan: Anderson Cooper! Watched the movie Looper! Does not feature Bradley Cooper!

Creepy Disturbing Cartoon Moments

• The unfortunate implications of Nick or Treat.
  So next Halloween, go out to the scariest, darkest neighborhoods you can find, and you SHOW them you're a Nickelodeon '90s kid by shouting the phrase, "NI—" (cut to colorbar and long bleep)
  • On his later Top 10 Worst NICKELODEON Moments & Controversies video, someone asked what was so bad about Nick Or Treat. Pan's response?
  "Say it three times fast."

Top 5 Animated Pilots & Shorts 2

• Pan says that he intended to put the Amazing Screw-On Head in the first Top 10 Failed Animated Pilots list, but forgot about it until editing at 5 PM. He also noted that a lot of people noticed that he put the porn parody of The Modifyers in his video, and does not want to talk about it.
  • You WHAT?!

Top 10 Ugliest Cartoons

• Pan describes Mega Babies as "Reasons for Planned Parenthood: Exhibit A".
• He even starts out the video by paraphrasing The Ugly Barnacle!
  Some cartoons are SO UGLY, that everyone died.
• His response to an Animesque character from a later episode of Dexter's Laboratory:
  What the hell is this thing? Æon Flux?
• And when the next cartoon shown is Æon Flux:
  What the hell is this thing? Æon Flux- oh wait.
• "Holy crap, it's Michael Jackson! I gotta go get my autograph book!"
  • "Bring mine, too!"
• When Pan says that he likes Peter Chung's work more as an adult than he did as a kid, he says his body wasn't Reggie back then.
• Pan talks about the time he watched 300 with his parents and the sex scene came up and things got awkward.
• On 12 oz. Mouse:
  Pan: This could be the funniest show in the history of the universe, but alas, we may never know. Because I don't want to look at it.
• During the "Weak Flash or CGI" spot, one of the ones shown is Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour instead of the real thing, since Viacom would have taken the video down if he used the footage from the real show.
• One of his descriptions to low-quality CGI TV shows is "environments emptier than my sixth grade birthday party."

The Powerpuff Girls Danced Pantsed

• His phone call with "Ringo Starr."

Top 10 Lovable Jerks

• While describing the Tsundere character, clips of Gaz from Invader Zim are shown. When the first one comes up, the caption reads "That show with Gir".
• Also when describing the Tsundere, he has this to say:
  Pan: Cold and hard on the outside, warm and soft on the inside. And I want to get cold and hard on Raven's warm soft insides!
  Robin: Eat it! She's gonna eat it!
  Starfire: Mmm! Mmm! She's gonna EAT IT!
  Cyborg: Meat-meat-meat-meat-meat-meatball! Meat-meat-meat-meat-meat-meatball!

Top 10 Worst Redesigns

• Pan complains about the failed US Sailor Moon remake, where the titular character isn't attractive, before somebody (Nolan) tells him that she's only 14.
  • Then Zone-Tan shows up and tells him the age of consent in Japan is 14.
  Robin: Pack your things, we're heading for Tokyo.
• Jake Long makes me want to stroke my Jake Shlong! *ding!*
• His criticism of TOM's redesign:
  "That means MORE MONEY had to be put in to animate his facial expressions. Why would you do that? You're already teetering on cancellation as it i- aaaaaand it's cancelled." (beat) "But now it's back and for adults so it's all cool."
• He describes Toonami shifting its demographic to "stupid babies who don't know how to use the internet".
• When listing off the honorable mentions, he lists the time he had a nose and the time he drew Zone-Tan in his style... the latter of which happened mere seconds ago.
• As he's about to close out the video, the cops show up.
  Pan: The cops found me! I didn't do anything wrong yet! I gotta get to Japan! Where I'll be free. Free to do what I want. Pan Pizza: Trouble In Tokyo! Only in theaters July 3rd! Rated PG.

Are Kids Today Stupid?

• He talks about loving the soundtrack from Pokémon: The First Movie as a kid and his older cousin hating it. Now...
  Yeah, that soundtrack was terrible, oh my god! Today you're all complaining about Justin Bieber and One Direction, in the 90's we had 98 Degrees and... Aaron Carter... (shudders)
  • Then he decides to listen to it again for the first time in years.
  M2M: ♪Got introduced to you by a friend...♪
  Pan: (retches) Yeah, it is terrible.
  • "So was I a stupid child for liking it, and are you stupid, too? No. You're stupid in general, but not for that."
• Pan mentions his favorite messages he often gets:
  "You like [blank], I lost my respect for you." Basically, this comment means, "PEOPLE LIKE THINGS I DON'T LIKE!"

Top 10 Animated Bands

• In the opening montage of animated bands, "I Have No Friends" is listed as Death Grips.
• After starting off the countdown, it shows a video of the Crazy Frog.
  Pan: NO.
  (cut to real #10 spot)
• "Do Archie and his friends really deserve to die?" "YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"
• Pan lamenting about Class of 3000 ending too soon, until discovering it aired around 2006.
  Pan: Oh wait, this cartoon was made after 1990. I hate it.
  • Sonic Underground is listed as an honorable mention. The reason stated for them not making the list is "Ha ha, NO".
  • Pan's comment on Daft Punk's cameo in Interstella 5555, and theorizes they went into the cartoon world, saw the Crescendolls, and ripped off their music "just like that tool Chuck Berry ripped off Marty McFly!" Also, he pronounces the subtitle as "The Five-story of the Five-ecret Five-star Five-tystem".
  • Pan introduces the completely unexpected top spot:
  Pan: (completely deadpan) What a surprise. The Gorillaz, number one.

Breadwinners

• How does Pan open the video?
  Pan: HOLY FUCK.
• When he tries to explain that the two main characters are ducks that look like frogs, he initially gets the two animals mixed up. And then...
  Buhdeuce: But I don't think I look anything like a frog-
  Pan: (Slightly slurred) Don't you fucking lie to yourself, you look exactly like a frog!
• The show is about the two main ducks delivering bread to other ducks, and then Pan explains that you shouldn't feed ducks bread since they could choke, so the show is essentially supporting animal abuse.
  • And this inspires Pan to create a new show: "Tyler Perry presents: Madea Feeds the Dog Chocolate See What Fuck'N Happens".
• In an attempt to make the show more "hip" for the target demographic, the main characters names are Buhdeuce and Sway Sway.
  Pan: Now, you ask, "which is which"? I don't care.
  • Continuing on that theme, he comes up with some catchphrases.
  Pan: 2 Hetero 4 the Metro, Otto Rocket asphyxiation, Neon Genesis Ellen DeGeneres.
• How Pan closes the video:
  Pan: Breadwinners is terrible, I want Raven to choke me while I scream.
• Meta: This video garnered enough attention from the show's haters that it got taken down for "copyright" by its parent network. Sure, let's go with that, Nickelodeon.

Top 10 Worst Cartoon / Anime Intro Theme Songs

• He places the themes from Fanboy and Chum Chum and Breadwinners at number 7, but can't show them because then Viacom will take the video down, even though it's fair use. To make up for it, he shows the intro to a Hulk show from the 60's.
  • Him introducing the Romanian version of the Teen Titans theme.
    Pan: Welcome to heck, nerd.
  • During the Loonatics Unleashed Season 2 theme:
    Pan: Wow. This music sure is awful, Davey.
  • The German Naruto theme has Pan speaking with an accent and it's made funnier by the fact he starts talking when Naruto moves his mouth, making it look like Naruto's the one doing the introduction.
    Pan: Guten tag. Welcome to Naruto's German theme song. Get ready to join the Ninja clan!
  • After hearing the intro to The Brothers Flub:
    Pan: Man, I can't believe Death Grips sold out.
  • On the theme to The Nutshack:
    Pan: In-fucking-credible. I really want to watch a cartoon called the Nutshack. Yeah, uh, one question? What the fuck is that thing? Is this the future? Is this why people want us to get deported? No, I thought this was a Mexican TV show, but its actually Filipino, so I don't have to take the blame for this! (shows a clip from ¡Mucha Lucha!) Yes! My people win again! Fuck this cartoon! Let's all watch The Book of Life! Only in theaters October 17! ...rated PG.
  • When discusses the theme for MegaBabies, he starts out the spot by blasting 90's Kids who claim every cartoon from that decade were great. Complete with a chart where "the 90's stuff worth remembering" BARELY TAKES UP A SIXTH OF THE CHART.
  Pan: Hey, hey, you think every cartoon from the 90's was great? No. It wasn't. No, it FUCKIN. WASN'T.

Dragonball Evolution

• Pan's reaction to the Kamehameha attack being referred as "air-bending"...
  Pan: Air-bending...is from Avatar! This movie is like you got your mom to write the script! No, Mom, that is NOT a Pikachu, it is Agumon and he is from DIGIMON!!!!!
  • Heck, the entire review could be considered this, since he reviews the movie while drunk.
  Pan: If you're not in the know, this film is based on several Japanese cartoons and chronics: Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball G-... Dragon Ball Z...
• Playing audio from Munky Cheez'' over Not!Goku's transformation into the Oozaru.
• "Oh, hey! Ben 10's here! Whats up, you not fucking anime! Get the fuck out, asshole!"

Did You Know Animation: The Incredibles

• Pan mentions how he expected a sequel to the The Incredibles after seeing commercials for Rise of the Underminer
  That second Incredibles movie is coming out! (shows Cars poster) It's right around the corner! (shows Ratatouille poster) Right around the corner... (shows WALL•E poster, then Up poster) Yeah... (shows Toy Story 3 poster, Pan is laughing a little) It's comin' out... (shows Cars 2 poster, Pan is practically in hysterics) It's gonna come out, guys! (shows Brave poster) It's coming out! (shows Monsters University poster) Just... You just wait! (starts crying) They're never gonna do it!

Game Boy Advance Video

• Pan lists off the shows the GBA Video has:
  All your favorite shows! Kim Possible! Sonic X! Brandy & Mr. Whiskers! Ed, Edd, Ed, Edd, Ed, Edd, Edd, Eddy! Pokémon! Super Monkey Robot Hyper Neo Nazi Republican Real Fuckin' Hyper Force Go! Yu-Gi... Yee... Yu-Gi-Oh! Dragon Ball G- (very long Beat) And SpongeBob! Yeah!
• Pan talks about how the original GBA models didn't come with backlights like the SP model or all current electronics, meaning that if a road trip goes into the night...
  Pan: I guess father wouldn't mind me turning on one of these car lights...
  (turns light on)
  Pan's Dad: TURN OFF THE LIGHT, I CAN'T SEE!
  Pan: Yes father! (turns it off)
• And when he gets fed up with the Niko Worm Light:
  Pan: You know what, fuck it, I'm turning this light on.
  Pan's Dad: OH GOD I CAN'T SEE!
  (cut to a car crashing and someone falling out)
  Pan: Well, that's not gonna go over well with the insurance company.
• "Aw shit, son! It's Rugrats All Grown Up! It's the Dragon Ball Z of Rugrats!
• Pan describes the low resolution as "tolerable... like, segregation... I GUESS it could be worse."
• Pan mentions that, at the time of his recording, the GBA Video website was still up (though the site went down shortly after Pan uploaded his video).
• Pan describes the brightness adjuster allowing you to give the film "a nice mayonnaise abortion aesthetic".
• One of the pros of GBA Video is the inclusion of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, "the best episode of SpongeMan"... at 240x160 resolution. Then it cuts to a tiny Game Boy in the center showing the episode at its actual resolution, compared to the video's 1920x1080.
• Pan notes that two 30-minute episodes on cartridge comes for "the low price of 20 buttfucks". He then notes that almost the same price can buy an entire season of a show for your iPod.
  Pan: For 20 bucks I can buy the Season Four box set of Adventure Time, and give Marceline a kiss on the lips!
• "Hey guys, you wanna watch Shrek? You wanna come over to my house, and frickin' watch a 90 minute movie of Shrek, ON MY GAME BOY ADVANCE? Cuz we'll do it!"
  • "You can count the frames per second, there's like... three."
  • This becomes funnier when, in the comments, someone said that something very similar happened in real life.
  RadioactiveSkulls: I remember in grade 3 someone in my school had a game boy video Shrek cartridge and about 30 kids all huddled around the gameboy would watch it.
  On a tiny ass screen.
  30 kids.
  Pan-Pizza: Oh my god....

Top 10 WORST 2Edgy Hip EXTREME Cartoons

• Just the way Pan opens the video:
  Pan: Yo, wuzzup? It's your boy Macklemore, and February means it's WACK HISTORY MONTH, y'all!
• Once again, Pan places Breadwinners on the list, but can't show it because it runs the risk of the video being taken down. To make up for it, he shows a PSA of Captain Lou Albano talking about drugs, which ends with the line "If you do drugs, you go to Hell before you die." Pan reacts in the manner any of us would.
  Pan: (Audibly disturbed) WHAT THE FUCK?
• On Bakuten Shoot Beyblade:
  Pan: I was 10 when Beyblade came out. I loved Yu-Gi-Oh! and Pokémon , but even I could have told you that Beyblade was STUPID! It's STUPID by a ten year old's standards! You fail AT LIFE!
  • "No, let's not Beyblade. Let us not do such things."
• Pan believes Rocket Power was made by people without dignity or souls (complete with a clip from Clerks: The Animated Series).
  "Yeah, I wanted to ask you how little you guys sold out for and what it feels like to have no soul and a black heart."
• "Come on and slam! And welcome to Islam!"
• Pan's reaction to Vexy from The Smurfs 2.
  Pan: What is this? An EMO SMURF? WHAT THE FUCK?
• Footage from Alvin and the Chipmunks Chip-Wrecked is labeled "Alvin and the Shitmunks 3".
• Pan absolutely cracking up to the line "A lot of white fish can't do that" in Shark Tale:
  What? Wha... That doesn't... that doesn't make any sense!
• Pan describes Jake Long as "trying so hard to be black that he bounced off and became white."
  • "Raised on the streets and cums in his sheets."
• On the cancellation of short-lived cartoon "Da Boom Crew":
  Pan: If Warner Brothers was gonna treat a G like that, they should'a warned the brother.

Top 10 animated GOTH girls (NSFW)

• The opening:
  Pan: Hi. Do you want to date a dark girl, but are deeply afraid of minorities?
• "Top ten goths, YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUHH!!!!"
  • And from the description:
  Pan: YES YES OH GOD YES GOTHS OH GOD YES GOTHS ARE THE BEST FUCK YES I AM SO ALONE
• Pan attempts to distract himself from the horrible implications of Gothitelle being able to see when its trainer is going to die by drawing attention to its stubby little legs and calling it a hotdog.
• This glorious bit of trolling:
  Pan: People say I don't talk enough about Ruby, and I'm like: "I love Ruby!" (beat) Ruby Gloom!
  • This is followed up in a great Brick Joke:
  Pan: Now, as I was saying about Ruby- oh hey, Panty and Stocking!
• Pan adds an MLG "OOOOOHHH!" sound after Ruby tells Misery "bad things happen to [Misery] when it's not raining".
• When Pan makes the mistake of saying that lolitas are great while talking about Stocking:
  Cop: Police! Get on the ground! Get on the ground! *Sirens whale in the background as footage from "Death Race 2010" plays*
  Pan: Whoa whoa whoa, okay, wait. Lolis and Lolita complex, that's bad. Lolita fashion, that's something completely different. It's really cool, you should see it.
• Pan shows a seemingly innocent clip from Teen Titans (2003)...that turns out to be from one of Zone's porn parodies.
  • This comment on Zone:
  Pan: Nobody knows who they are, but hopefully they're single...
  Girl: It's a guy.
  Pan: Shut up!
  • "Get in the zone. Auto Zone." It Makes Sense in Context.
• This rather accurate description of the conflict of Game Slave 2:
  Pan: There's a midnight sale for an overhyped video game, but Gaz didn't pre-order, for she is a filthy casual. And then this other fuck who probably shits into KFC buckets while surfing Reddit, claims to be the last guy who pre-ordered.
• Before Pan can announce the number one spot, his little CISter barges in.
• When Pan finally runs out of dirty jokes to make about Raven, he goes into a Heroic BSoD.
  Pan: Adios, my sweet ravioli.

Top 10 Lost Unfinished Cartoons & Anime

• Pan suddenly bursting into a rant about 90's kids before talking about Bye Bye Beavers.
  "I FRICKIN' hate 90's kids! Will you people just... shut up and watch Steven Universe or something? So, anyway, wasn't Angry Beavers a great show?"
• When Pan discusses JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, he shows some clips of a different "Deo".
• "Cartoon Network paid Boston $2 million in what I call 'please don't sue us' money."
• Pan announces that the number one spot is "Dead Bart", before Blowing a Raspberry and revealing the real top spot.

Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase

• Pan's reaction to the end of a commercial advertising the home video release of Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase ending with an explosion:

  "Oh good, the movie exploded! Now we don't have to watch it anymore!"

• Pan calls Scooby-Doo the Call of Duty of animation.
• STATE UNIVERSITY
• After hearing that one of the scientists is named "Macklemore", Pan inserts some predictable music.
• Pan notes how the gang has no trouble risking their lives to save a virtual pterodactyl, but leave a virtual princess tied up to presumably get eaten by a dragon.
• "Incest, incest, it's the best! Put your sister to the test!"
• When the Phantom Virus reveals his face, "Surprise, motherfucker!" is played over the scene.
  • The second time it happens, "WTF BOOM" is used instead.
• "It's a Scooby Doo reunion! Remember classic monsters like the Creeper, and..." (montage of more obscure Scooby Doo villains)
• Pan rages about the fact that it took the gang 32 years (at the time of release) to wise up to the "Scooby-Doo" Hoax trope, and how they chose the worst possible time to do so.
  Pan: But the one time, THE ONE. SINGLE TIME. In the entire series. Of Scooby Doo. As far as I know. They finally learn from past events, and think "Huh, all those other monsters were people in costumes. Maybe this time it'll also be a guy in a costume." As it turns out, they're not guys in costumes. They're legit, virtual monsters!
  • Pan then invokes the question of "Now What?" if they actually were guys in costumes.
  Pan: Aw man! I was gonna slice you open and sleep inside you, but you unmasked me. (sighs) Darn...
• "Hey kids, if you're too skinny, or too overweight, and don't have this particular body type, Daphne HATES YOU."
• Pan rages about the fact Shaggy only just now remembers the magnets the professor gave them, then rages about how a magnetic field was blocked by his pants, ranting that magnets don't work that way.
  Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Pan wonders how the virtual gang is doing after finding out they're forced to spend eternity in the virtual world. Cut to the gang staring at the arcade flashing lightning while Running in the 90's plays.
  "Yeah, that's what I thought."
• "Your ass is grass, Jimmy Olsen! And I've got the weed! (inhales, then starts coughing) Ooooohhhh, fuck!"
• Pan is baffled by the fact that the villain tried to kill Scooby and the gang as part of the plan he formed after he was denied "some scientist prize project".
  Pan: What started out as vandalism, turned into attempted murder. Looks like this criminal's... a douchebag! I'm Sheriff John Bunnell, and Scooby Doo fuckin' sucks!

Did You Know Animation: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

• When mentioning [adult swim]'s April Fools' Day prank where they played the entire theatrical film at a tiny corner of the screen, Pan shows the film's opening sequence in a similar way.
• "[Cartoon Network] payed Boston $2 million in 'I'm sorry, I didn't know this would happen' money."
• Pan notes how the Banned Episode "Boston" was leaked online in January 2015 and nobody noticed until 3 months later, wondering what caused a sudden surge of interest... then remembering his "Top 10 Lost Animations" video was posted the day before it went viral.
• Pan recalls rumors that Ted Turner would cancel the series should the Boston episode ever be leaked, but quickly shrugs it off and wonders what's next for the series...
  Announcer: The final season begins Sunday, June 21st on Adult Swim.
  Pan: Oh... This is partially my fault, huh? (breathes in) Oh, I left the stove running in the car, I'll be back.

Osmosis Jones

• Pan apparently thinks Inside Out will have the little girl literally being split inside out.
  "That is gonna be fricking metal!"
• During the shot of Pan in the taxi, the tag reads "Pick a freaking font already".
• "The Reason You Suck" Speech he gives Bill Murray.
  "Look at yourself, Bill. You sicken me. Are you proud to be in this film? Your god Wes Anderson isn't here to save you. Pathetic. Clean yourself up... Garfield.
• Pan rattles off the cast of characters, then he gets to Leah...
  "There is also a love interest!" (Beat)
• Pan praises the film for its multiple Freeze-Frame Rewatch Bonuses, including a Hollywood Video stand, which he mentions will have to be amputated.
• Pan's brief rant about how the animators just got lucky sneaking a Pikachu into one scene when the Pikachurin protein wouldn't be discovered until 7 years later.
• Pan mentions that getting to watch the film in school for science class is cool... until you get the worksheet that comes with it.
  "Everyone had to watch this in school..."
• Pan mentions that he can relate to Frank, recalling a story where his dad ate a caramel apple even after dropping it on the floor.
• Pan complains about having to use old TV recordings of Ozzy & Drix "LIKE A FRICKING ANIMAL!"
• "[Hector]'s a Mexican kid, so I win again!" (cut to the show's page on The Other Wiki with the word "CUBAN" plastered over it) "No, wait, he's Cuban. Damn it!"
• Pan notes how the first episode of the cartoon basically implies that they left Frank to die.
• Pan believes the film would have been better if the real-world scenes were 2D-animated, while the inside-the-body scenes were made using stop-motion of actual human organs.

Top 10 Best Cartoon Perverts

• Pan is ranking the list based on who the least horrible is.
• On Pepé Le Pew:
  "It's an interspecies molester who shits himself, you're looking at fucking animation history!"
• After a "Who Else But Quagmire" clip, Pan has an epic meltdown for no real reason that must be seen to be believed.
• Pan says that everyone will grow up to be a Dirty Old Man like Master Roshi.
• On how there are multiple Nurse Joys:
  "You wanna be a cartoonist? Too bad! Your name is Joy and you have to be a nurse. Now put on the outfit!
  • Dwayne "The Brock" Johnson.
  • The reason Brock isn't ranked higher is because in Pokémon Yellow you start with electric types which are weak against rock types, which is what Brock, the first gym leader, uses, and the game gets easier as you progress past that point.
• Pan says he's glad he's not as much of a loser as Alex from MTV's Downtown, who obsesses over goth girls and is desperate to get laid.
• According to Pan, Watamote is an endurance test of "Oh god, that's so me".
  "It hurts. This show hurts."
• Zone-Tan is listed as an honorable mention because "I'm not getting flagged again".
• Pan sums up Johnny Bravo's character:
  "A sad, sad man living with his mother, his only friend a guy at a diner, Tom Kenny, and a five year-old. Here lies Bravo. He never scored.

Super Duper Sumos review

• "I now understand how someone not attracted to women feels when watching Kill la Kill."
• Calling Canada "Cananada."
  • This doesn't do it justice. Pan states the show has "the most expensive-ass butt animation that the nation of Cananada can offer."
• The extremely drawn-out, and not entirely sincere, Shout-Out he gives to the person who mailed him the DVD.
  "Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhank you?"
• Pan praising the show having a diverse ethnic cast so "everyone can feel ashamed."
• Pan reading a wikiHOW.com article on "How to Be Booma from Super Duper Sumos on Club Penguin" and begins to burst out laughing at one of the warnings.
  "Do not call your butt "sexy". You will probably attract love, but might get banned."

J-Stars Victory VS review

• The beginning:
  Pan: "Man, oh man, I love shitting on the floor of my grandma's house!"
  Dad: "I love Japan, period."

The LEGALLY BANNED SPONGEBOB Episode

• After spending almost the entire video talking about how rare the mockumentary is, he reveals he was donated a bootleg of the film. Pan loads it up, shivering with anticipation...
  "Are you legal-aged adults ready to watch some porn?!"
  Pan: Um, excuse me?
  • ...it turns out to be a SpongeBob porn parody called SpongeKnob SquareNuts, which consists of a live-action SpongeKnob, Sandy, and Patrick having sex to "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight".
  • "One pair of pants later."
  • He later revealed in a Pizza Party Podcast that the bootleg was something he made himself when it was discovered the film was never actually made.
• Earlier in the video, Pan mentions a Mean Girls Nintendo DS game, which has no screenshots, videos, or even a ROM to emulate. Not long after the video went up, searches for it increased.
• Pan watches a Justin Bieber documentary by the same company... and gets a kid who definitely isn't Bieber.
  "I wanted Justin Bieber but all I got was...Cheapy the Cheapskate!"
  • This line preceding it.
    "That's not Justin Bieber! That's… that's Justin's Beaver!"
• "Is Isreal Real?"

Top 10 WORST RICH / GREEDY Animated Characters

• Rebel Taxi pointing out how White's real name "Weiss Schnee", followed by:
  White: You complete dolt!
  Pan: (In a overly nerdy voice) Weiss Schneeee! Weiss Schneeee! WEISS SCH...
  (Breaks into a coughing fit, music cuts)
  • After a long beat, this happens:
  Pan: Weiss Schnee, I hate you. Please marry me, I'll be your trophy husband.
• Pan putting an entire film, The Lorax (2012), on the list for being hypocritical and for selling out.
• He puts the Saving the Orphanage Trope as a contender. What he decides to dedicate it to is even funnier considering how fast he says it and how it breaks the rules a third time.
• The ending:
  Pan: Do you fear a robot uprising? Well I fear a corporate uprising, and they already won.
  (Terminator music plays)
  Mom (Futurama): Everyone, help Mom find her Bra.
  (Music keeps playing)
• The Stinger: "I await your Money"

Jem and the Holograms (2015)

• How does the review start? The poster for the film accompanied by "HOLY SHIT!"
• Pan notes how Jimmy Neutron told pretty much the same story as the 2 hour film in 15 minutes.
  Carl: I want a drum SOLO!
• "Take a hike, DICK!"
• Pan pronouncing Aubrey Peeples as "Aubrey Pipples".
• The director's other work includes G.I. Joe: Retaliation... and two Justin Bieber documentaries.
• Pan thinks the lead actress would make a good Asuka, and since the character is American (actually half-German), it's not whitewashing.
• Pan criticizes the movie for its celebrity "cameos" that are just poor-quality archive videos taken out of context, then compares it to a Curious George movie with a "cameo" from Kanye West.
  Kanye: George doesn't care about black people.
• When noting that the film cuts to low-quality YouTube videos of aspiring musicians that have nothing to do with Jem in the middle of scenes and transitioning using Google Earth with the Google logo and copyright clearly visible, Pan is impressed the movie didn't open with a Windows Movie Maker title.
  "Jem! The Movie! By Epic Wafflez Productions! Plz like and subscribe! XD!"
• The "Pathetic! Fucking shameless!" Ad-Break Double-Take.
• According to Pan, there were 6 people (himself included) in the theater. On opening day.

Top 5 HALLOWEEN Special Hidden Gems

• When discussing Repo! The Genetic Opera:
  Some of the songs reek of teen girl angst. And I mean teen girl who just got off watching Foamy The Squirrel on Newgrounds.com while signing a "Bring Back Invader Zim" petition wearing a Jack Skellington hoodie and Happy Tree Friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange buy 1 get 1 50 percent-off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphics Comics while her overbearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5-years-older-than-her boyfriend that constantly IM’s unsourced Stolen Pon and Zi comic art over 56K Modem American Online trial discs on Myspace.com with a top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ and whatever angsty band is the hit new thing on Disney Adventures Magazine and spends all day filling out "What Kingdom Hearts Character Are You?" quizzes only to complain she didn’t get Rikku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo edition Transparent green Xbox using a 3rd party Mad Kats air flow controller with a busted analog stick constantly leaning to the right making antisemitic remarks on how Eric stole his wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage."
  • The entire time he's saying the above, a picture of his CISter Emily Vasquez comes up on screen and is slowly being zoomed in on. Emily's biggest character trait is she's one big example of early to mid-00s "poser emo/goth" girls who perfectly fit the description Pan is giving.
  • And it lasts over a minute.

Jimmy Neutron

• He refers to Nick (the cool kid) as Sasuke.^note He's probably referring to a post on Tumblr that first made a joke that Nick looks like a Mexican Sasuke and has since spawned into a meme, "Sasque".
  • Later after Nick tells Jimmy, Carl and Sheen that anyone who matters is going to Retroland, he skates down the alley way and Pan edits in a floating video tape which when Nick picks it up, #AnybodyWhoMatters is splayed across the screen.
  Nick: There's only one opening night and anyone who matters is gonna be there.
  Pan: Get back here you Shonen Jump piece of shit!
• Just the title of the review being "Hidden Anal? JIMMY NEUTRON Review". It's shown later in the review why.
  Pan: Holy. Guac. Amole. That is a butthole. That is literally a fuckin' butthole; a butthole about to be literally fucked by a rocket in Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, rated PG Parental Guidance suggestion. Did no one think of the children?
  • He originally titled the video "Science vs. Religion? JIMMY NEUTRON Review" because he brought up the subject rather lightheartedly and jokingly in his video, but almost immediately changed it to its current title upon realizing that was one HELL of a mistake.

Top 10 Worst NICKELODEON Moments & Controversies

• When mentioning SpongeBob SquarePants, he defends it, saying that while it's been running for many years, it doesn't do what another long running show does.
  Pan: And hey, at least SpongeBob never added more main characters with each new season like: a baby named Toot, Sparky the dog, neighbor girl Chloe, Frankenstein, Sleepy Gary, Photography Raptor, Mr. Beauregard, Summer, and Mr. Poopybutthole, that guy was the best!
• Nick News with Linda Ellerbee:
  Pan: Ugh, I wanna watch KaBlam!
  • "This is Nick News; if you wanna know...ass."
• Toward the tail end of Number 4, talking about Fred, Pan mentions the identity of Fred's father, acting like he's going to set up the obvious joke only to instead whisper "John Cena" with a tiny picture of Cena in the center of a black screen. It goes to #3 like nothing happened, and then...
  Pan: The Worldwide Day of—JOHN CENAAAA!!!
• Pan mentions how during the Worldwide Day of Play he along with other kids would do the obvious, and just change the channel to Cartoon Network, rather than go outside.

Top 10 WORST Animated REBOOTS REVIVALS

• When Pan listed all of the reboots of classic shows taking place in the future, like Gilligan's Planet, Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, he lists The Zolom's Children in poor Spanish.
  Pan: I'm Hispanic and my Spanish is shit!
• The WatchMojo reference at the end.
  "Do you agree with our list? If not, go fuck yourself. I'm Pan-Pizza for WatchMojo tellin' you all to suck my dick...BITCH!"
• For number 6, Pan opts to keep it simple.
  Pan: Scooby-Doo.
  That's enough.
  Just stop.

NIGHTMARE Before CHRISTMAS 2? The Game? Oogie's Revenge

• "When I was younger I wanted to be Jack since I was kind of a fat kid. I wasn't aware of the concept of man boobs so I thought I was turning into a girl."

Megaman

• Just... the whole episode. There are too many moments to list.

Top LOST/UNFINISHED/BANNED Cartoons and Anime (Vol 2)

• When demonstrating the subject of Racism in The Legend of Calamity Jane:
  Little boy (Referring to the black cowboy): Look, mother, those men are made of chocolate.
  *Video and Pan Pizza freaks out*
  Pan Pizza: WOOOAH! That took me to another level. Damn, man, you gotta warn me next time!

The Truth Behind RAPSITTIE KIDS

• Near the beginning of the video:
  Pan Pizza: Oh wow, where to start? These kids are so ugly that Jared from Subway wouldn't kidnap them. And look at these houses; were they constructed on the first Sims video game? How this was found and why this was made is a story that involves a possible scam artist, acclaimed voice actors, and Scientology. I'm not kidding. We'll get into that after I make fun of- er, REVIEW this film.
• When the main character writes a letter to Santa, Pan adds in an audio clip from The Boondocks.
  Riley: Dear Santa, you are a bitch ass nigga.
• His rather...heated tirade towards one of the bullies after they make an insult.
  Todd: So, you're shopping at the dumpster? Do they take credit cards?
  Pan Pizza: Um, obviously not. What stupid logic would that be? A dumpster taking credit cards? What sort of economic service could a dumpster provide that requires a built in credit and debit card reader? For what reason would a dumpster need that?! Did you fucking think about that you fuck ginger piece of red haired stepchild shit monger?! God DAMN, I wish I could choke you like I choke my dick but I'd rather not get another boner in public! Holy shit, I hope it's kick-a-ginger day every day in this rat-hole you call a town where you'll be working in as a manure shoveler one day while you raise a kid from a broken condom! SO NO, I DON'T THINK THE DUMPSTER TAKES CREDIT CARDS! (Does a big sigh) Ok.

5 CARTOONISTS Who HATED Their Work

• Pan Pizza: Former storyboard artist Eric Molinsky was tired of all those pieces of Rugrats fan art portraying them as perfect skinny hipster supermodel, Forever 21, Starbucks drinking, internet startup, 20-something, Tinder, Tumblr, Uber driver, Instagram, Arizona green tea, waste-high jean shorts, #SailorMoon Pastel Goth iPhone case... versions of the Rugrats, *phew*.

Top 10 WORST Animated CARTOON Moments of 2016

• A comment example: after Pan's #1 moment (hardly anybody seeing Kubo and the Two Strings), made offhand comments about how he didn't like Trolls or The Box Trolls, one particular comment let Pan know how much he respectfully disagrees with his opinion.
  Commentor: "FUCK U, U HATE THE BOXTROLLS AND TROLLS SO GO FUCK YOURSELF"
  Pan: "If only I could fuck myself"

SHREK XBOX Extra Large Game? Review???

• Pan's reference when he puts the game in the system.
  Pan: You know who I love? That one reviewer who says "let's pop this game in" and he throws the game into the console in a funny way. You know the one I'm talking about.
• Pan constantly compares Shrek's movement speed and manuverability to Sonic the Hedgehog. This culminates in him signing off with a mashup of City Escape and "All Star" by Smash Mouth, with the final shot being a slow zoom out as Shrek delivers Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs to a lady up against a fireplace.
• Pan talks about how the first stage of most platform games feature green grass and blue skies. Then he shows off the first true level in Shrek: a dirty, disgusting factory.
  Pan: Wow. This place fuckin' sucks. Welcome to Euro Disneyland, kids. This is where my animation dreams died.
• When Shrek is tasked with farting on a disco cow, Pan questions how this is a good deed.
  Pan: I heard cows were one of the biggest producers for greenhouse gasses for their bodily functions, so maybe this is environmentalist revenge?
  Cut to Shrek beating up the cow
  Pan: Destroy the ozone layer, will you? This one's for Al Gore!
  Shrek: (Chasing after the cow.) Come back here! I'm not finished with you! (Falls to his death) DAMN!!!!!
• Pan considers the idea of Seth Green as a bully to be most unrealistic part of 100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd.
  Pan: If you're being bullied by Seth Green, game over. You might as well be getting bullied by Glass Joe.
• Pan's bewilderment over the "hints" on the Shrek DVD.

The Nutshack

• The fact that Pan thinks he created The Nutshack meme. Why? Well, according to him, after he created his Top 10 Worst Cartoon/Anime Theme Songs, YouTube user SiIvaGunner saw his video and created several remixes with the Nutshack theme.
  • We learn that SiIvaGunner contacted Pan once, and asked him this question:
    "Hey, you wanna do a song for us? We know your little CISter can sing!"
  • What song did SiIvaGunner make after contacting Pan? A remix of Snow Halation sampling his voice that claimed to be the song All I Want from Crazy Taxi!
• Pan calling Five Nights at Freddy's "Five Nights at Fuckboy's".
• Pan's reaction to SiIvaGunner's upload of Circus (Zeta Mix), which is actually a remix of the Nutshack theme:

  That's not from the game! Or is it? I never played it!

• The Title Card shown before the actual review starts:

  The Nutshack: The Final Chapter: You can (not) Nut

• "After watching an episode, oh, I'm sorry, after tolerating an episode, I see The Nutshack is a raunchy adult cartoon about Filipinos living in the city."
• Pan thinking that the fact that The Nutshack is the first cartoon by and for Filipinos would be like if the first black American president was Tyler Perry with Flava Flav as vice president.
• Pan not being able to determine whether Chita is wearing a beanie or a Chinese conical hat on her head.
• Pan playing a few seconds of the audio of the first cutscene of Hotel Mario over a walk cycle from the show.
• Pan reveals that The Nutshack theme isn't the worst theme song he's ever heard: that award goes to the French Dragon Ball Z theme song, which has a music video for the extended version with the singer green-screened onto clips of the anime.
• After Pan says that since The Nutshack is close to being a Japanese anime because it was created in the Philippines, which is in Asia, he plays a clip of a Nutshack-themed parody of the Neon Genesis Evangelion intro.
• Pan playing a clip of Slipnutz after saying that the Nutshack's theme isn't as classic as that nut-based group.
• Since the DVD box set of The Nutshack series is hard to find, Pan asked his Twitter followers to send in the DVD of the series, and three people obliged to his request. One sent an official DVD box set, one sent a bootleg box set with blank DVDs containing MP4 rips of the episodes from YouTube, and one sent him a DVD of the show from Netflix:

  "Am I supposed to send this back? I am not responsible for your Netflix account! No, I am not sending back this back until whoever did this apologizes to me for this bullshit! The nerve of you to expect responsibility out of me..."

• "I did some research, and by 'research', I mean I read Wikipedia articles, and by 'read Wikipedia articles', I meant I hit Control+F and found the two creators of the show."
• Pan's response to a comment one of the hosts of the show Vinyl Addiction, a show one of the creators of the Nutshack worked on, saying that vinyl figures are an "underground" thing:

  Not anymore!

  (The Sad Trombone sound effect plays while a picture of a Funko Pop! collection is shown on screen) Funko sold out...

• "Though given my chance to have my work as a Funko Pop! figure, I would totally sell out for them! Hell yeah!"
• Pan finds out that the official Nutshack website is now a webpage for some Japanese skincare product.
• Pan uses this quote from Spy Kids 2 to describe how he thinks the cast and crew of The Nutshack think of the show now:

  "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears of what is created?" ^note  Pan misquoted this line. It's supposed to be "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?"

• "As this video comes to a close, one question remains: What is The Nutshack? The theme song claims "It's the Nutshack, but what is it? Are the characters The Nutshack? Or were we The Nutshack the whole time? We may never know what was going through the minds of these animators...but what we do know is truly, it was the Nutshack!"
• Pan playing the Jurassic Park theme over behind-the-scenes interviews of the crew who made The Nutshack at the end of the review.

Doogal

• "A roundabout?"
• When he recognizes the Weinstein Company's logo, Pan plays a clip of Nathan Lane's joke about the Weinsteins during the presentation of the first Oscar for Best Animated Feature:
  "Up until now, I thought Monsters, Inc. was a documentary on the Weinsteins."
• "This movie has the wit and charm of a Deadpool cosplayer found in a small town anime convention who voted for Harambe in the election for the sake of getting 3 likes on Facebook."
• Pan's response to the narrator's first line:
  Narrator: Can you imagine a faraway land where everybody is the best of friends?
  Pan: No, because if everyone is everyone's best friend, we'd be living in a communist friendship society, and I just plain don't like that. How would marriage even work? Polygamy? No, sir! Good luck with your Top 8 on MySpace!
• Pan just can't resist making blatant references to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure due to the fact the movie's original title has the word "Roundabout" in it (ending theme of the first two parts of the series), even mimicking the anime's "To Be Continued" cliffhanger when Zeebad bursts out of the roundabout. He even uses clips from the show to explain the typical structure of a plot.
• The Running Gag where Pan says that plot elements that get randomly brought up throughout the film should've been explained at the beginning of the movie while showing the scene of the carousel breaking down.
• "Caramel? Oh no, Doogal! Dogs can't eat that! Don't do this! You have so little to live for!"
• Pan realizing something during Zeebad and Zebedee's battle:
  Pan: Wait a second...the blue and red...the springs...(The logo for the Nintendo Switch game ARMS is shown) Oh no...Did Nintendo rip off Doogal? Find out on Game Theory! You know, the Nintendo game with all the springy arms called "Arms"? It's such a generic name, but this film has proposed what I feel is the perfect title:
  Zeebad: You know, there could only be one spring to rule them all, and I am...The Lord of the Springs!
  Pan: All in favor of that retitle, say "Aye!"
  (Beat)
  Pan: You know what, fuck y'all!
• "Uh oh, looks like Zebedee is distracted long enough to get ass-blasted from behind!"
• "They're so close to the diamond, yet Doogal fucks it all up with both his chewing gum and his bad lip-synching!"
• Pan playing a game of I Don't Know after he gets confused about the fact that the last diamond was inside Soldier Sam:
  What's going on? No one knows! Except I do knows, let's rewind to the beginning of the film, where Doogal bumps the cart!
  (The relevant part of that scene is played where Soldier Sam flies off the carousel.)
  Did you see it? That minion came from there, and guards the roundabout! I know some movies have their foreshadowing be right on the nose and so focused on, but if you blink, you'll miss a necessary detail!
• Pan's reaction to Emintrude cracking the ice enclosing the carousel with her singing:
  Wait...that really was some regular ice that could've been melted or smashed by conventional means. So, the whole time, her singing could in fact crack that ice! Fire could've melted that ice. It wasn't a magical ice barrier, it was just regular ice that could've been cracked by her singing. The entire reason, the motivation that this dog went out on this mission was a problem that could've been solved literally in the first 10 minutes of this movie! Wow. Fucking wow! If this 2000's movie hired any early 2000's rappers for the soundtrack, it should've been Bow Wow! Incredible. And that's the end of the movie!
• "Doogal was a moderate financial success, barely breaking even. All the actors in this film continued to have careers, except for Kevin Smith, who suffered a Fate Worse than Death: being Kevin Smith."

Hop

• This part after Pan mentions that the animation in the movie looks unfinished in some parts:

  "All I'm saying is that the Easter Bunny at the Menlo Park Mall was more convincing."

  (We cut to a clip from a promotional video for the movie where Russell Brand and a boy beat each other up with fake giant wrapped candies.)

  • And just before the episode ends, he punctuates this with the scene from Mallrats of Jay and Silent Bob going to town on the Eden Prairie Easter Bunny.
• "Goat sacrifices were traditional and we don't do that anymore. Although this one time when I was 8, I opened up my fridge and my dad brought home a skinned goat wrapped in plastic. But we're Mexican, so it's normal."
• "Boy, I don't know what they told you on that hippie-ass Tumblr site, but get your ass to work!"
• "How messed up would it be if he [Fred] did get a job at an office building and it's run by a younger version of his own dad but no one within the film mentions it?"
• Pan's reaction to Fred's sister saying she thinks her parents adopted her because Fred was such a disappointment:

  Damn, bitch! Where'd that come from?

• Pan calling The Big Bang Theory "The Bing Bong Theory".
• "Hey Penny, did you remember to wipe his ass for him while you're at it?"
• Pan imitating Palpatine when Fred is about to kill EB with a rock:
  Do it! Kill the Easter Bunny! Fulfill your destiny! Jesus is the real hero of Easter!
  • After EB wakes up screaming during this scene:
  Pan: Awww, dammit, he's alive! For now...
• Pan's reaction to The Blind Boys Of Alabama being in the video game studio scene:

  Pan: Oh yeah, kids love those guys!

  (After a few seconds, the video cuts to an image of kids watching TV with the TV continuing to play the scene.)

  Kid: "Dad, this music sucks, I want to listen to LMFAO!"

• "Oh, a David Hasselhoff cameo...that was funny WHEN EVERYONE ELSE WAS DOING IT!"
• Pan thinking that the talent competition arc would end like Johnny from Sing's ^note  which, as Pan points out, is another film that was made by Illumination Entertainment story arc (which he briefly rips apart for spoiling the ending in its trailer).
• "Will this human become the Easter Bunny? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!"
• Pan's reaction to the opening scene of the movie spoiling the fact that Fred O' Hare is the first human Easter Bunny:
  So yeah, the very first minute of the film spoils the ending! Thanks for that! Not that I cared, but still, would've offered a bit of surprise!
• "Oh no! He left Fred home alone! And he's only 38 years old!"
• Pan's theory that the Easter Bunnies have injected the chicks with a drug that prevents them from maturing so that the chicks can never overthrow their bunny overlords.
  Jonny 2x4: I told you bunnies would take over the world! And they have!
• Pan's Running Gag where he constantly thinks EB's father is actually being racist towards Carlos because he's a Mexican:
  • "All this could change if this old fuck would quit it with his traditions and let the rabbit get gay married or whatever metaphor this is supposed to be of, except Carlos is set up to be the villain, all because he's Mexican-all because he's a chicken!"
  • "So why don't you just let him hold it so Carlos does become a bunny? Your only problem with him is that he isn't a bunny, ya fuckin' racist!"
  • "Oh God, those guys in the white hoodies were right...I can't believe this Mexican pollito took their JOBS!!!"
    EB's dad: THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!
  • "Wow. The rabbit would rather give the job to an untrained, inexperienced human than a skilled Mexican. (Beat) Wait, hang on, no, WAIT-" (the video cuts to colored bars.)
• Pan playing a clip of Kaneda yelling "TESTUOOOO!" during Carlos' transformation into a bunny.
• "And wait, how come the Egg of Destiny kept Carlos as a bunny but doesn't turn Fred the human into a bunny? (deep breath) I don't know! this movie is just a bunch of ideas! None of them are fleshed out like it's a first draft! Maybe they rushed it out for Easter and to beat The Smurfs to the box office, a very similar film as I pointed out!"
• Pan's less-than-a-minute long rewrite of the movie:

  EB: Dad, I don't wanna be the Easter Bunny! I wanna be a drummer!

  EB's dad: Son, you can be both! The Easter Bunny only works one day out of the year!

  EB: Oh, okay!

• "Fuck this movie and Happy Easter, but not in that order!"

Top 10 ANIMATED Fictional FOODS

• Singing along with Steven during the Cookie Cat jingle.
  Pan: Cookie Cat! He's the pet for your tummy. Cookie Cat! He's super duper yummy. Cookie Cat! He cheats on his taxes. Cookie Cat! He believes OJ's innocent. Cookie Cat! He votes third party. Cookie Cat! A fucking--
• Ending the video with a Shout-Out to The Nostalgia Critic.
  Pan: I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I OD on cough syrup so you don't have to.

Samurai Jack Retrospective

• Pan sneaks in a blunt reference to The Nostalgia Critic by riffing his use of the "OF COURSE!" clip from the live-action Street Fighter movie every time someone wants to take over the world with a severely bad quality version of it.
• The Stinger: Pan vents his feelings about the show's unresolved plot points:
  Pan: WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT BITCH (the cloaked woman from Season 5, episode 6 who fans are in an uproar about whose identity it was) AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS SCENE!?! (The unceremonious Retcon of a vision of an older Jack in Season 3, episode 6).

How Rugrats Ended 2D Disney Animation

• Pan listing off some of the numerous animated adaptations of TV shows:
  Recess, Hey Arnold!, Doug, Pokémon, Pokémon 2000, Pokémon 3, Teacher's Pet, Powerpuff Girls, The Wild Thornberrys, SpongeBob, South Park, Yu-Gi-Oh!, The Rugrats, The Rugrats 2: Go Wild, and Rugrats 3: Rugrats in Paris. That's my favorite Kanye song!
• This part when Pan explains one reason why 2D animated Disney films began to flop, which was Disney using the Walt Disney Pictures label on all of their TV show-to-movie adaptations:
  Pan: But surely, you could trust the Disney brand for quality!
  (The Walt Disney Pictures logo variant from Recess: School's Out is played)
  Pan: Oh wait, no you couldn't!
• Pan playing a clip from the Butt-Ugly Martians theme song when showing what CGI was like on TV in the late 90's/early 2000's.

SDCC 2017: BEST/WORST Upcoming 2018 Cartoons Preview Review

• The "Does he look Laika bitch" shirt.
• At the Invader Zim panel, the creators went on a 15-minute rant about ghost-hunting shows, which eventually lead to this:
  “Remember when the Honey Comb mascot was a monster?”

Why ACTION Cartoons Are DEAD

• Pan: Hey, why was this show called Transformers: Animated as opposed to all the Transformers cartoons that weren't animated? You barely had one live-action movie at the time. Everyone knows it's based on a cartoon. Marvel Comics didn't start publishing Iron Man: Illustrated.

6 WORST Animation ERRORS Explained (Midnight Society) Blue Shirt Bart Solved.

• The TMZ interview with Matt Groening, featuring a very needy interviewer asking him questions that he has been asked a billion times already.
  • "I may mock that TMZ interview's lack of subtlety at trying to cause controversy where there is none, but do you know how many Hungry-Man frozen dinners that footage bought him? A week's worth. He would have bought more but they wouldn't fit in the car he lives in.

DANNY Phantom PLANET Review (@RebelTaxi) 11th WORST Cartoon Ending Ever

• "Danny Phantom's a kid's cartoon about a boy whose parents irresponsibly get him killed, thus turning him into a ghost. Now he saves the world as a ghost. The message of the show, kids: if you want super powers, just die." And that's just the first line of the review.
• One of the bags Technus is stealing is pink with a yellow star on it, prompting Pan to comment that he's stealing from the local Steven Universe store.
  • Followed immediately by Danny going all "thug life" on him.
• Him calling Sam "Goth girl even I wouldn't tap".
• His constant frustration during the Running Gag of Danny constantly losing his suit and covering himself up when he could have just turned invisible to avoid being seen.
• This line after Jack and Maddie are attacked by Master's Blasters:
  "Ruh-roh, spaghetti-o, it's the popo!"
• Him out-of-nowhere recapping the events of Jingle All the Way.
• When everyone starts firing missiles from all over the world at the meteor:
  "Okay, that is total BS because I don't see a single North Korean flag on those missiles!"
• "LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW!"
• Pan pointing out how everyone touching the Earth is saved, except for any birds or astronauts hovering over it, as well as anyone who jumped at the wrong time.
  "They fell through the planet. Hey, you can't win them all."
• Danny Flaccid

Taylor Lautner's ABDUCTION Movie Review (@RebelTaxi) So BAD it's GOOD #1

• Pan describes Taylor Lautner’s acting as “More awkward than forgetting to bring condoms to a family reunion.”

• Splicing Patrick Star's "Wee-Woo" into the train scene.
  • The whole intercutting of the train fight with the end of Hall Monitor.

TOP 5 BEST/WORST Adult Modern Cartoons Vol 7

• Pan putting Scooby-Doo sound effects to the the Devilman run.
  • The way Pan sums up the finale:
  Pan: It was as if they wrote down every single idea they had and put it all in. You thought Legend of Korra had its Korra/Asami relationship come out of nowhere? Well, Devilman chest bursts out of your torso with some bullshit. It practically ended with Devilman dressing up as Santa as kids line up to sit on his lap while The End of Evangelion, Regular Show's finale, The Animatrix - Second Renaissance, and the SpongeBob pie episode happened all at once. It is the biggest 'well, that happened' I've ever seen.
  • As Pan finishes with his thoughts on DEVILMAN crybaby, he dubs over a scene with voice clips from Ed, Edd n Eddy.
• Pan, with a calm and serious tone, starts to state his thoughts on Our Cartoon President...only for Popuko to rip the clip apart and replace the entry with his thoughts on Pop Team Epic.

Jonah Hill's ALLEN GREGORY Review (@RebelTaxi) 12th Worst Fox Cartoon Ever

• The random way Pan starts the review:
  Pan: You ever just fantasize about someone breaking into your house just so you can shoot them and be legally justified in the state of Texas in doing so? *beat* Anyway, Allen's comedy is every Stevie episode written for Family Guy.
• Pan going into a sinister tirade says the show comes off as jarring for having Allen Gregory try be sympathetic or give a message.
  Pan: Maybe it was sincere, but failed so bad they went back to claim it was all for jokes. That's what happens when you spend so much time trying to be ironic and cynical, but the moment you show some genuine emotion, it backfires only to embarrass you. So you just try to hide it and act bad on purpose, because it's so funny. It means not having to try. It's safe. You're negative and like to pretend you're smarter than the quote-unquote sheeple around you, because you don't get excited over simple pleasures like movies or music. If I wanted to, Allen, I could kill you where you stand. But I don’t want to kill you, because that is morally wrong…unless you were to break into my house within the state of Texas. That's why I rather you live and go about your day only for you to remember those embarrassing moments, causing you to blurt out some funny noise all so you can tune out that regret played on loop in your head, which is never going away. I know you. I know you're gonna crank up the cynical to ensure that doesn't happen again. That's what makes you repost those articles stating "Smarter People Are More Depressed", because being depressed is only accomplished you've made since getting a gold star in your preschool finger-painting class. I'll be there to watch you shut yourself off from the rest of the world, since you can't accept people having different preferences or standards than you. That's the life you're gonna live, Allen. I could kill you, but I'd rather you live and suffer.
• Perhaps coming up with the best possible response to this scene:
  Allen: Well, I think it just needs to be regular sex. Like, one person should be running away saying, "No! I don't feel like it." And the other person should completely ignore that, saying something like, "Come on, Jeremy! Just go with it!" Then, there should be a slap, and someone should plead to God like, "What has my life become?!" And I think we should wrap it up with a little crying in the bathroom.
  Pan: And that's why Netflix cancelled House of Cards.
• Pan saying that no one would trigger an amber alert if Allen went missing.

DXP: Disney XD's Pathetic VIDEO GAME Shows

• The Neopets incident. Don't question it.
• Pan criticizes Polaris Primetime not including any people he actually knows about by editing in this Family Guy clip.
• Pan brings up a scene from Polaris Primetime where Jimmy and Freddie Wong supposedly play Through the Fire and Flames... while everyone around them is overreacting. Later, he edits in clips from Jesus Camp to make fun of how ridiculous the entire scene is.
• Play With Caution is so bad that Pan would rather have Pop Quiz Hotshot air on TV over it.
• The music playing at the end of the video is the "E rank" music from Sonic Unleashed.

6 - Top 3 BEST/WORST Failed Animated PILOTS & SHORTS

• Butch Hartman named the fourth Dyna-Mouse Hector Gonzales because he needed a "silly name".
  Pan: Yeah, Hector Gonzales. No real life person would ever have that silly name.
• Each of Butch Hartman's pilots sounds like "a sound editor mashing every button on his Newgrounds sound board":
  Pan: [Shouting over noise] You know I thought my videos could use some work so I'm just going to play Ed, Edd n Eddy sound effects while I'm talking!

Top 10 Most EXPENSIVE CARTOON Disasters in Theaters

• The "E rank" music returns! ...Aaaaaand it's accompanied by footage of the Hindenburg crashing to the ground in flames.

ARCTIC DOGS Review: A $47,000,000 failure

• How does the video open up? With a bizzare video off of Arctic dog's social media of the MC's friend sledding off into the freaking sky, labeled "When that cold brew hits."
  • "But why didn't they just get that polar bear that works there to deliver it? He's much stronger and has tasted the frosty flavoring of a cold brew. Good stuff."
• Pan claiming he huffs paint from a ziplock baggie.
  • Pan compairing his trips to the baby scene from Train Spotting. He even edits in WHEN THAT COLD BREW HITS over footage of the movie.

Failed & Controversial OG XBOX Mascots Vol 2

• "It evaporates itself into nothing but moisture and shame, which describes my corroding bedsheets."
• When a man on The Ultimate Gamer Cries tears of joy after being on the Madden episode, Pan had this to say:
  Pan: “I’d cry too if my favourite game was Madden.”

NACHO LIBRE To BARNYARD: Every Nick Movie Reviewed Vol 4

• After mentioning the popular fan theory that the male cows in Barnyard are trans due to their udders, he also notes other aspects of the film: The brands in the movie are mocked within it, all the cops and authority figures are shown to be corrupt, and characters who are in the right are seen as wrong just because they take medication. With all this in mind, he comes up with this thesis:
  Pan: Together these are unrelated factoids about the film, but it shows Barnyard is an anti-capitalist, anti-police abuse, pro-mental health, trans rights lovin' movie. Damn. Barnyard is the most woke movie of all time.

Hotel Transylvania's Cringe Trilogy

• The opening plays a clip of Dracula rapping near the end of the first film.
  Pan: This [four-second pause] is cringe.
• Pan notes that "in this 2012 movie, they made fun of Twilight" and plays clips from two reviewers praising the movie for having a scene dedicated to bashing the series.
  Chris Stuckmann: But the best part of this movie is that it has an entire scene dedicated to ripping Twilight. Yes! I mean the audience actually applauded. I was like "Thank goodness I'm in a semi-smart theater now." They actually took the time to make an entire scene dedicated to Twilight hate. (Thumbs up)
  Pan: Epic bro. I tip my Reddit-gold to thee.

9 Best / Worst Modern Cartoons Vol 11

• Pan begins the video by attempting to sing the theme song for "the Anal-Maniacs".^note Full scene here.
  Pan: Alright you back-door virgins, better barricade the exits, cause here come the Anal-Maniacs. (Music starts) IT'S TIME FOR—
  Card: I sing the "Anal-Maniacs" Theme but WB copy right striked it and a lot of people said it ran for too long
• Referring to Magical Girl Friendship Squad as the female Nutshack.

The Lost R Rated Holes Movie!?!?

• At the start of the video, Pan states that, instead of being falsely accused of stealing shoes, Stanley Mercy Killed his little sister due to her contracting radiation poisoning from Texas being nuked. He assures the viewers that they did not hear him wrong.
  Pan: Yes, this is a real script, and I read through the whole thing.
• The sheer absurdity of the Richard Kelly Holes script is amplified by the various clips and images Pan uses throughout his summary.
  • Pan's reaction to "the best damn monologue cinema never got":
  Stanley: Digging holes is nothing but a stupid and pointless exercise. Kind of like when it's the last day of school before summer break…and the teacher makes you write an essay about Canada. And at the end of the day, the teacher just takes all the essays and throws 'em in the garbage… because no one really gives a shit about Canada.
  "Damn, that’s a cold-ass honkey."
  Pan: Ssssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiit…
  • "Zero flat out says, 'why'd you kill your sister, Stanley?' Bitch.◊"

Other Videos

• His interview with John R. Dilworth, though mostly because the interviewee is one of the funniest animators alive:
  Dilworth: HELLO, EVERYBODY, THIS IS JOHN R. DILWORTH!! And the R stands for "Rumplestintskin!"
  Pan: So, how did you get into animation?
  Dilworth: With a pencil!

  [...]
  Pan: How did you get into art in general?
  Dilworth: With finger paints, man!
  Pan: (starting to crack up): Just answer the question!
  • There's also Dilworth initially refusing to mention School Of Visual Arts by name because he doesn't want to give them notoriety without them paying him.

The 4th Powerpuff Girls POWER of FOUR Review Party (@RebelTaxi) Ft: Nolan

• After watching the episode, Pan and Nolan decide to return to their home planet Saturn, only for the ship to blow up into a fiery inferno mid-launch.
  Pan and Nolan died on the way back to their home planet

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