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Let's just say driver Pan-Pizza has a twisted sense of humor that's bound to make you fall over laughing.
At the end of part 1 of his Toonami retrospective. Just the casually relaxed way he says it.
Pan: Some people say Toonami was just a bunch of bumpers. Those people are a bunch of cunts.
Pan singing "Just Wanna Play Video Games".
A lot of the latter half of his Minority Report review. ESPECIALLY the part where he mentions a lot of the cheat codes.
There is also this particular line from the aforementioned review:
: Anderson Cooper! Watched the movie
! Does not feature Bradley Cooper!
The entire Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Review.
The start of the " In The Cards" review. Showing various horrified reactions to a parody of Sonic Underground's opening theme.
Pan: ...That was a weird way to start a review.
A couple moments from his 90s Kids Rant:
90s Kid: You're too old to be watching cartoons. You suck dick.
90s Kid: What video editing software do you use?
Pan: Sony Vegas.
90s Kid: Do you have Asperger's?
With a side of fries.
(in response to a comparison of two photos featuring
characters; a packed one used only once before
The Powerpuff Girls Movie
, and an emptier one for network bumpers) What the shit does this have to do with Vietnam?
From his Top 10 Lovable Jerks video, while describing the Tsundere character, clips of Gaz from are shown. When the first one comes up, the caption reads "That show with Invader Zim Gir".
Also when describing the Tsundere, he has this to say:
Eat it! She's gonna eat it!
Starfire: Mmm! Mmm! She's gonna EAT IT!
Cyborg: Meat-meat-meat-meat-meat-meatball! Meat-meat-meat-meat-meat-meatball!
In his Top 10 Ugliest Cartoons video, Pan describes Mega Babies as "Reasons for Planned Parenthood: Exhibit A".
Some cartoons are SO UGLY, that everyone died.
And when the next cartoon shown is Ćon Flux:
Pan: This could be the funniest show in the history of the universe, but alas, we may never know. Because I don't want to look at it.
His phone call with Ringo Starr in his review of special.
The Powerpuff Girls A lot in his angry review of Breadwinners.
How does Pan open the video?
Pan: HOLY FUCK.
When he tries to explain that the two main characters are ducks that look like frogs, he initially gets the two animals mixed up. And then...
Buhdeuce: But I don't think I look anything like a frog-
Pan: (Slightly slurred) Don't you fucking lie to yourself, you look exactly like a frog!
The show is about the two main ducks delivering bread to other ducks, and then Pan explains that you shouldn't feed ducks bread since they could choke, so the show is essentially supporting animal abuse.
And this inspires Pan to create a new show: "Tyler Perry presents: Madea Feeds the Dog Chocolate See What Fuck'N Happens".
In an attempt to make the show more "hip" for the target demographic, the main characters names are Buhdeuce and Sway Sway.
Pan: Now, you ask, "which is which"? I don't care.
How Pan closes the video:
Breadwinners is terrible, I want
to choke me while I scream.
In the Top 10 Worst Redesigns video, Pan complains about the failed US Sailor Moon remake, where the titular character isn't hot, before somebody tells him that she's only 14.
Then Zone Tan shows up and tells him the age of consent in Japan is 14.
Pack your things, we're heading for Tokyo.
He describes Toonami shifting its demographic to "stupid babies who don't know how to use the internet".
When listing off the honorable mentions, he lists the time he had a nose and the time he drew Zone Tan in his style... the latter of which happened mere seconds ago.
As he's about to close out the video, the cops show up.
The cops found me! I didn't do anything wrong yet! I gotta get to Japan! Where I'll be free. Free to do what I want. Pan Pizza:
Trouble In Tokyo
! Only in theaters July 3rd! Rated PG.
The Unfortunate Implications of Nick or Treat.
So next Halloween, go out to the scariest, darkest neighborhoods you can find, and you SHOW them you're a Nickelodeon '90s kid by shouting the phrase, "
NI—" (cut to colorbar and long bleep)
From his video on Guilty Pleasures, he talks about loving the soundtrack from Pokémon: The First Movie as a kid and his older cousin hating it. Now...
Yeah, that soundtrack was terrible,
oh my god
! Today you're all complaining about
, in the 90's we had 98 Degrees and... Aaron Carter... (shudders)
Then he decides to listen to it again for the first time in years.
"So was I a stupid child for liking it, and are you stupid, too? No. You're stupid in general, but not for that."
Pan mentions his favorite messages he often gets:
From the "Cartoon Video Games" podcast, Pan and crew (jokingly) acting like Fan Haters towards Family Guy, and later a bunch of other things, and suggest the fans kill themselves. It's so rude and uncalled for, yet it's hilarious.
His podcast talking about Disney Channel Original Movies, where he's allegedly at the now-infamous Dashcon. The whole thing.
The various things he and his friends describe about the ball pit.
One of the members reveals he thought was about a town full of Halloweentown Michael Myers', which escalates into a Running Gag of thinking every DCOM involved Michael Myers in some way.
Pan gets killed (I forget how) towards the end and his "ghost" fills in for him.
In the Top 10 Animated Bands video:
After starting off the countdown, it shows a video of the Crazy Frog.
cut to real #10 spot
"Do Archie and his friends really deserve to die?" "YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"
Pan lamenting about ending too soon, until discovering it aired around 2006.
Class of 3000 is listed as an honorable mention. The reason stated for them not making the list is Sonic Underground "Ha ha, NO".
Pan's comment on Daft Punk's cameo in , and theorizes they went into the cartoon world, saw the Crescendolls, and ripped off their music "just like that tool Interstella 5555 Chuck Berry ripped off Marty McFly!" Also, he pronounces the subtitle as "The Five-story of the Five-ecret Five-star Five-tystem".
Pan introduces the completely unexpected top spot: