Creator / David Hasselhoff

No one hassles the Hoff.
SpongeBob: Who're you?
David Hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray!

The Hoff needs no explanation. He simply is the embodiment of Knight Rider and Baywatch.

He was Nick Fury long before Samuel L. Jackson.

The 80's live on in him.

Also, the Germans love him, really.