Guardians in general are all examples of
- Ancient Conspiracy: All of the Human Guardians, save Dad (who is Locked Out of the Loop), are tied into massive unknown conspiracies. While for Post-Scratch Bro Strider and Mom Lalonde, it takes the form of being La Résistance, for the Pre-Scratch Mom Lalonde and Bro Strider, they're suggested to have outright created Sburb.
- Benevolent Conspiracy: Poppop Harley and Mom Lalonde work for Skaia Net, a company that is old, powerful, and clearly well-intentioned. They produce Sburb, but it seems they do so knowing it's creation is inevitable.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: Almost all of them are killed offscreen, except for the likes of Bec and Grandpa Harley.
- "Friends" Rent Control: Dad. Mom is a genius scientist who can afford specially customed, 20-foot granite statues as a joke, Bro rakes in thousands of dollars a month through his puppet porn and can afford a fancy apartment for him and Dave, and Grandpa Harley is a renowned explorer who bought an entire island. Yet Dad (with an unknown boring job) can still afford a very large house in a neighborhood full of similarly amazing houses.
- Mentor Occupational Hazard: What does it say that every the parental/mentor figure of every single person who plays Sburb has died or has at least appeared to have died? Since the characters theorize that Sburb goes out of its way to force its players to mature, it stands to reason that it may go out of its way to get rid of any authority figures the players would rely on in order to accelerate their coming-of-age.
- Nominal Importance: The Guaradians, lusus, and ancestors don't actually have names (aside from Bec and some of the lusus). And aside from some stuff early on in their kid's games and backstories, they also don't really do a whole bunch before dying. By contrast, the Alternate Universe counterparts of the Guardians and Ancestors get names, and as such, act as the main characters of the story.
- No Name Given: Played with. The Kids' human Guardians aren't named, neither are the Trolls' lusus and ancestors. And while the lususes are never named, names are given to Alternate Universe counterparts of (most) the Guardians and the Ancestors with the implication the originals also shared that name. Even with this assumption, John's Dad is still never, ever hinted to have a name besides "pipefan413" or Dad.
- Opening a Can of Clones: While the human Guardians in Act 5, by the time the audience realizes this, the narrative has shifted focus to the post-Scratch universe, where all the Guardians are alive and well as younger versions of themselves, sans Dad, who's counterpart is identical to the original. At the same time that that happened, all the Troll ancestors had the ghosts of their counterpart introduced as recurring characters from the afterlife.
- Shoot the Shaggy Dog: It looks like initially the pre-scratch guardians are off working on some mysterious plan to stop Noir. This is never resolved as they get killed off midway through it.
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Pre-Scratch Kids' Guardians
John's father. Well, adoptive father; he's Nanna Egbert's son by either adoption or good old-fashioned biology, and thus John's half-brother. He is very supportive of John, even going so far as to pretend to be a street performer to try to connect with him. He is obsessed with pipes and hats and baked goods.Another near-identical version of him appears in the post-scratch Universe as Jane's presumably adoptive guardian, and the post-scratch iteration of Dad. He is John Crocker's son.
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- Badass Normal: Even though he's just a suburban businessman, he kicks a ridiculous amount of ass. He managed to get the AU version of Hearts Boxcars in a headlock. You know, the guy who cracks safes by just ripping the doors off with his bare hands.
- And then his post-Scratch counterpart punches out the wall of his prison and then proceeds to lay a beatdown on Cans that impresses ARquiusprite.
- Bag of Holding: His WALLET MODUS contains such useful items as a literal ton of shaving cream and a spare car. John later uses it to hold The Tumor, a moon-sized bomb in the core of the Battlefield.
- The Blank: Like the rest of the Guardians, only one of his facial features are visible. It's his nose.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Repeated attempts to imprison him all end in failure. Jack finally gets sick of his escapes and lets him go.
- Eyeless Face: All the adults so far have been featureless except for one part of their face. Mr. Egbert's one feature is his nose.
- Good Smoking, Evil Smoking: Smokes a Pipe of Patriarchal Authority.
- Hidden Depths: For the first 13 years of his life, John thought that his dad was a perpetually joking, walking farce of a man. He turns out to be a regular business man trying to bond with his son.
- Improbable Weapon User: He uses cakes and shaving cream and nearly everything else.
- In Spite of a Nail: He seems completely unchanged in the post-scratch universe as Jane's dad, despite the fact that he can't be Nanna's son anymore.
- Kitsch Collection: He has a fanatical obsession with harlequins and joker figures, though this was faked out of a sense of desiring to appeal to John.
- Whether or not he likes harlequins, he certainly likes pipes, shaving, and anything else "fatherly." And comedians.
- Mundane Utility: He uses his powerful Wallet Modus just to move the car around the back to wash it.
- Stacy's Mom: He's implied to be ridiculously handsome, and Roxy (Mom's A2 form) has a Precocious Crush on him.
- Standard '50s Father: Both a parody and subversion of one. He dotes on his son and is obsessed with stereotypically manly/fatherly things like pipes, shaving, and business-like clothing, but he's also an obsessive baker and a single dad, neither of which are typical for the trope.
- Super Strength: Dad is just as strong as a kid thinks his father is. He is powered by pure MANGRIT. While on Derse, he punches a Shale Imp right through a stone wall. Add this to the fact that he also expects his son to be able to lift a huge floor safe, and it's pretty likely he has this.
- Trickster Archetype: Much less so than his mother or son, but John observes quite early on that Dad usually enjoys the prankster's gambit on their exchanges, so he has the skills, if nothing else. Jane isn't any better at beating him.
Pre-Scratch Dad (Mr. Egbert)
- Battle Couple: When teaming up with Mom.
- Determinator: He attempted to escape from imprisonment on Derse multiple times, refusing to give up no matter how many times he was thrown back in his cell.
- Doting Parent: As required to by his Coddlebrand, which causes John to Wangst considerably for the first act.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: He got killed by Jack. Offscreen.
- James Bondage: The Shale Imps capture him repeatedly after John's house is transported into the Incipisphere. He manages to break out just as frequently, however.
- Megaton Punch: He delivers one to a Shale Imp during his escape from Derse.
- Noodle Incident: And he also has a restraining order from Cirque du Soleil, although the reason why has never been fully explained. It was very embarrassing to John, whatever it was.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: It's heavily suggested he knows more about the overarching plot than previously thought.
- Official Couple: With Ms. Lalonde.
- So Proud of You: A note left in the safe, claiming that since John was strong enough to lift it, he's now a real man. Subverted however, since John is definitely unable to lift the safe; it only opened when it broke after Rose dropped it on an Imp.
- And once again in a card left on his wallet.
- He seems to do this all the time, perhaps because of John's wall scribbles, on which he calls himself a "fool" and a "lame kid".
Post-Scratch Dad (Mr. Crocker)
- Action Survivor: In Act 7, he makes it into the new universe after taking part in the final battle, and is the only non-Sburb player to do so.
- Adult Fear: Watched his daughter get blown up.
- Disney Death: After Jane's computer exploded, the fanbase was worried that Dad would die the same way Karkat's lusus did. Shortly afterwards, he's seen crushed by the debris of the explosion...but he gets up one panel later, a little worse for wear but still fine.
- Dude, Not Funny!: Invoked. He was NOT happy with Jane's Prankster's Gambit in regard to the letterbox bombing.
- Fake Kill Scare: Caliborn told Jane that Mr. Crocker was the victim of Cold-Blooded Torture, and died accordingly, which he believed since he couldn't see him in Derse's prison any more. Soon after, he's revealed to be fine when Draconian Dignitary shows up to his VIP cell the day before Jane's birthday. DD has proclaimed that none of prison personnel are allowed to harm Mr. Crocker.
- For Want of a Nail: His CROSBYTOP has been replaced with a Fred Astaire-themed laptop.
- Friendly Enemy: Despite being the Guardian of one of the Nobles, he is popular with the majority of Derse to the point of copying his clothing style.
- Germans Love David Hasselhoff: In-universe, his fashion sense has made him a celebrity during his imprisonment. DD may or may not be his biggest fan.
- In Spite of a Nail: He seems more or less identical to his old self, despite everything that's changed. His relationship with Jane is different in some specifics, but functionally the same as his relationship with John.
- Luxury Prison Suite: Basically what the VIP cells on Derse amount to. He can't leave, but DD likes him enough to make sure he's comfortable.
- Made of Iron: Dirk assures Jane that it'll take a lot more than just falling debris to kill that dude.
- Private Detective: He had a short-lived stint as a private eye.It turns out the police aren't as grateful as you'd think when ordinary citizens go around roughing up a lot of crooks.
- Properly Paranoid: As the end of Act 6 Part 1 shows, he really did have a point putting a refrigerator in front of the door to keep Jane inside.
- Sole Survivor: The only Guardian left alive in the end.
- So Proud of You: He looks down upon the upcoming battle against the Condescension with a look of Proud Fatherly Admiration.
Rose's mother (adoptive AND ectobiological). An alcoholic rich woman, she and Rose have constant passive-aggressive battles with her playing the role of the affectionate, doting, stay-at-home mother.Her Post-Scratch Universe incarnation is Roxy Lalonde.
- Action Mom: While she doesn't seem to care that much about her daughter (or does she?), she's still a mom who knows kung fu.
- Alcoholic Parent: Her alcoholism plays a part in Rose's resentment towards her, though Rose comes to think her mother may have just been trying to cope with the coming apocalypse Sburb would cause.
- Alternate Character Interpretation: She constantly showers her daughter with affection in ridiculously over-the-top, elaborate ways. Rose interprets this as her being cruelly sarcastic, but whether the displays of affection are actually malicious or genuine has yet to be determined. Later, in-universe, Rose questions whether she had just misunderstood her all along, and Roxy's loneliness and desire for friends and family provide another counterpoint in favor of that interpretation.
- Also, it's implied that she may have a few screws loose; what Jane has said about her post-scratch universe counterpart seems to support this theory. Plus, some of her and Rose's shenanigans imply willing participation in their mind-games, though not necessarily the motive.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: She's a mad, alcoholic paranoid, who also happens to have made Sburb, a video game that can warp reality, give people superpowers, and create universes.
- The Chessmaster: It isn't explored often, but it's implied that she may have had something to do with Sburb's creation in the B1 universe.
- Combat Stilettos: Her outfit.
- Crazy-Prepared: She had a secret escape passage made in the family cat's tomb. This comes in handy once the fire gets dangerously close to the house.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: Killed offscreen by Jack.
- Dramatic Irony: Rose thinks that her obsession with wizards is an attempt to mock her interests and belittle her. As Roxy has shown us, Mom actually loves wizards, and had attempted to share this love with her child. This leads to a rather comical situation in the Post-Scratch Universe, where Roxy lavishes her mother's Narm ridden Purple Prose seven volume wizard fanfiction, thus starting her interest in wizards, and presumably vice-versa in the Pre-Scratch Universe.
- Drunken Master: BLOTTO-PARRY!
- Hidden Depths: Rose thinks that she's just an alcoholic idiot with too much money, who mocks her interests and lavishes her with irritating gifts for the hell of it. She turns out to be a hardworking scientist whose presumably passive-aggressive attempts at bonding with her introverted child were genuine, but Rose was in too much denial over it to realize that were mother wasn't completely crazy.
- Hot Scientist: Dave shows interest in her, and Mr. Egbert had a rather brief relationship with her. This is lampshaded with her Post-Scratch Counterpart, Roxy, who Dave has some trouble talking about with Rose without being accused of having a thing for his mother.
- Kitsch Collection: Like Mr. Egbert, only her house is filled with artwork of wizards rather than
clowns"harlequins". It turns out to be her expressing interests in her daughter's, as well as her own, though Rose interprets it as a passive-aggressive jab at her creative writing.
- Lady Drunk: Is always shown with a gin martini in one hand, and it's implied she's an alcoholic.
- She left her ever present drink behind when she left Rose in the Land of Light and Rain, presumably to take on the huge monster that we see her killing in >Jack: ASCEND.
- This is what happens when Rose discovers that what she previously believed to be her mother's room is, in fact, a bar.
- Hive Swap reveals that she was this even as a teenager, storing rotgut whiskey in the Harley mansion's kitchen and nipping into Grandpa Harley's basement booze stash.
- Mad Scientist: The passage underneath Jaspers' mausoleum leads to a gigantic underground laboratory that houses cloning machines, among other weird devices. There is another passage that leads up to Mom's bedroom (or what Rose thought was Mom's bedroom), so she's clearly in on it.
- Meaningful Name: Rose calls her Mom. She's... Rose's mom. This doesn't sound particularly meaningful, but it's the only title out of all the Guardians' that is actually correct.
- Not An Act: Mom Lalonde is so ridiculously over-the-top in the way that she expresses her love for her daughter Rose that Rose assumes that she's just pretending to care as a means of Passive-Aggressive Kombat. It takes some Character Development for Rose to realize that her mother is being completely sincere and is just a naturally excessive person.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Dave thinks that she's very nice, drunk, and rich, and that there's not much else to her character. She turns out to be much more involved with Sburb than both he and Rose initially thought, even if her Cloudcuckoolander facade was real.
- Passive-Aggressive Kombat: She has a lot of fights with her daughter, Rose, which get rather intense. And they are almost never physical.
- Resentful Guardian: Rose and her mother hold up a passive-aggressive oneupmanship contest with each other. Rose sees her mother as being resentful in nature, and her somewhat quirky personality as hateful. May or may not be a huge misunderstanding on Rose's part.
- Scarf Of Ass Kicking: Had it when she's nearly blown up by the meteor carrying baby John; gets it back from Dad when they're reunited in Skaia.
- Silent Snarker: Her daughter thinks she's this, though her elaborate, unintentionally cruel ways of showing her affection are actually her trying to bond with her daughter.
- Sink-or-Swim Mentor: Seems to be this towards Rose. While she loves her daughter, she never makes any effort to find her, like Dad had tried to do with John. The first thing she does when she gets on the Land of Light and Rain is use the only boat near her house to leave Rose stranded there to keep her from danger, but she never actively protects her daughter.
- Super Strength: Seems to have this, and is implied to be a Fistkind user.
- Surprise Incest: Dave says that it's okay for him to imagine Rose's mother in underwear and to drool over her "choice ass" because she's not his mom. This gets brought up in a dream bubble with him and Rose, where she says that he alone is enough to save all of Freud's theories from discreditation.
- Uncle Pennybags: She showers her daughter with ironic, expensive gifts such as ponies, pink things, and massive statues, and it doesn't seem to put a dent in her finances. Taken Up to Eleven, when we learn that she weaponizes this.
Dave's adoptive brother and ectobiological father. Like Dave, he is obsessed with being cool and ironic. He's an expert swordsman and has a bizarre puppet fetish.His Post-Scratch Universe incarnation is Dirk Strider.
- Absurdly Sharp Blade: When Bro cuts Dave's incredibly shitty sword in half, he doesn't just cut the sword in half — he also changes Dave's strife specibus to ½BLADEKIND and cuts the record logo on his shirt in half. And this carries over to all other uses of Dave's record sigil thereafter.
- He also manages to cut a fucking meteor in half.
- Abusive Parents: It takes Dave three years to realize and understand it, but he comes to view Bro as a sociopath who hated him and ruined his childhood.
- The Ace: In a World of Badass, Bro Strider comes out on top. He's even more badass than Dave, at least at first. Bro's squared off against Jack who had not long ago slaughtered an entire army in mere moments and destroyed a moon (and it took Jack becoming just shy of a god to kill Bro), cut a meteor in half while riding it, and is fast enough to fight via puppet proxy.
- Ambiguously Gay: Dirk at least is openly gay, while Bro is merely a lifelong bachelor making a living off incredibly phallic puppets.
- Bash Brothers: He can invoke this by himself, utilizing incredible Flash Step prowess to move Cal as if he was a living being in a battle, while still keeping himself able to fight. Later, this trope comes into play when Davesprite teams up with him to take on Jack.
- Broken Pedestal: After spending a few years with people who actually liked and cared about him, Dave comes to believe that Bro, rather than training him and being ironic, was simply an abusive sociopath who never really cared about him.
- Chekhov's Gunman: He plunges his sword into the Beat Mesa after his first duel with Jack. It's later revealed that he was initiating The Scratch.
- Cool Shades: Kamina shades, to be precise. John's calls them "dumb anime shades" as a nod to this.
- Crazy-Prepared: He carried around a baby-sized copy of his own Cool Shades for the day when Dave would come hurtling out of the sky in a meteor and destroy his favorite record shop.
- Evil Puppeteer: While at first Bro's manipulation of puppets via Flash Step and use of them to gaslight and torment Dave is played for comedy, it gradually becomes clear that his raising of Dave crossed the line into severely damaging physical and psychological abuse. Dave (after a long period of denial that anything was wrong or strange about his childhood) eventually acknowledges this.
- Family Relationship Switcheroo: Via an inverted Promotion to Parent (a Demotion to Sibling, if you will). At the beginning of the story, Dave believes Bro to be his older brother. He is later revealed to be Dave's (and Rose's) genetic father, via cloning and genetic engineering.
- Fetish: Soft. Puppet. Ass.
- His Complete Bullshit web browser even has a bookmark for "Puppet Porn" and another one for "Plush Rump" which provides "the plumpest plushiest bare rumps this side of Jim Henson's most sordid fantasies."
- Flash Step: The undisputed master. He uses it mainly to make Lil' Cal even creepier. And in battle, he uses it to basically use Lil' Cal to fight by proxy. And watch out when he actually steps into the ring using this.
- And by "fighting by proxy", we mean live-action stop-motion.
- Gaslighting: As stated above, he likes using his Flash Step skills to make Dave think Cal is moving around on his own, apparently just to mess with his head.
- Giving Someone the Pointer Finger: He's fond of doing this before duels.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Despite Dave admitting that he's grown to see Bro as a sociopath who hated him and tried to make his life miserable (and indeed, he was a truly terrible parent), a few updates imply that he genuinely cared about Dave to some level; for example, him destroying a meteor to prevent it from hitting him and later holding off Jack Noir. It has been suggested by some that his crueler tendencies were amplified by Lil' Cal, and even Dave admits that this is a definite possibility (though he doesn't want to think about it any further).
- Kitsch Collection: He collects disturbing "radical puppets" for work and pleasure.
- Leitmotif: "Beatdown"
- Marionette Master: He doesn't use Lil' Cal in the traditional way, but that just makes him all the more awesome.
- Older Than They Look: Despite being referred to as Bro, he's as old as Mom Lalonde, placing him anywhere from his early thirties to his forties by the time of the comic. Dave states that Bro was somewhere in his thirties by the time of his death.
- Pretty Fly for a Íæûë€Å Guy: Part of his "ironic roof rapping ninja" schtick. Several of his puppets, including Cal are dressed up in urban style. note
- Sibling Rivalry: Dave says they're both very competitive, and he only undertakes certain activities (like getting the Sburb Beta) to try and outdo his Bro. Despite this, Dave really does admire him and aspires to be exactly like him.
- Weapon of Choice: Lil Cal, or his Unbreakable Katana if he's getting serious.
- Worthy Opponent: To Jack Noir, the destroyer of Prospit. Jack even picks up and returns Bro's sword so they can have a proper duel, though this doesn't stop Jack from leaving mercy at the door.
Becquerel / Becsprite
Jade's guardian, and the First Guardian of Earth who takes the form of a dog. He was prototyped with Jade's Kernelsprite (this is not a good thing) and thus became Becsprite. Some time after, he was tier-2 prototyped with the corpse of Jade's dreamself; he thus became Jadesprite, and the "Becquerel" persona effectively ceased to exist.
- Animalistic Abomination: A rare benevolent example.
- Animal Jingoism: If God Tier Jade is any indicator, Bec had an instinctual dislike of cats that's carried over in spite of Jade's best efforts to control herself.
- Related to this trope, it's unclear if he blew up PM's terminal to "protect" Jade from being influenced by an exile or due to a similar stereotype of dogs v. mailmen. It could've been both, though.
- Arc Symbol: His face.
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: After Jack absorbs his personality, he becomes prone to distracting thoughts of wanting to eat dogfood and chase mailmen. This suggests that Bec himself was prone to such things (which makes sense, 'cause he's a dog)
- Big, Friendly Dog: To Jade at least. As an unfortunate Imp and PM found later, he is extremely aggressive to anyone else, even if they are not in any way harmful or even apear dangerous, like PM
- Cloudcuckoolander: If Jack's thoughts after absorbing his personality are to be believed, Bec's mind is not nearly as impressive as the rest of him. Justified because Physical God status non-withstanding, he's still a dog.
- Death of Personality: After being double-tier prototyped with Jade's dreamself. A tiny remnant of his personality seems to have survived within Jade post God-Tier, but she's still the dominant consciousness of her own body, making it highly unlikely that he'll ever come back.
- Fourth-Wall Observer: As Becsprite, he notices the text boxes housing the commands issued by Peregrine Mendicant to Jade.
- Goo Goo Godlike: As a puppy he managed to almost completely destroy a terminal. No wonder AR was so terrified of him!
- I Love Nuclear Power: As a First Guardian, he is capable of causing small radioactive explosions as a means to attack.
- Immune to Bullets: Instead, he plays fetch with them. They probably don't do anything to him if they hit anyways and he can warp space to make them dissapear on any case
- Killed Off for Real: After being prototyped (which made him quasi-dead anyways), Jade's prototyping of her dead dream self apparently overwrote any of Bec's original personality, leaving her with only a Verbal Tic. Him being a non fully sapient entity probably made his personaly simple to overwrite by more advanced one
- Only Mostly Dead: However, much of his personality and instincts were transferred to Jack and Peregrine Mendicant post-prototyping too. Jade's growling and barking at Jaspersprite after merging with Jadesprite post-God Tier and the fact that Her Imperial Condescension had to use both Vriska and Tavros' mind control powers on Jade in order to control her might also suggest that some of Bec's personality was transferred to her too. That being said, however, with Jade, Jack and PM's personalities being dominant, it's very unlikely that Bec will be coming back anytime soon.
- Meaningful Name: Becquerel is the SI derived unit of radioactivity, named for the French scientist Henri Becquerel, the first to discover radioactivity in 1896.
- Nearly Normal Animal: While he does a few things that hint at the possibility of greater intelligence, like keeping Jade away from meteors and from the ruins, deliberately merging with the kernelsprite, and killing the ultimate frog (thus allowing its paradox ghost slime to be used), Bec clearly runs mostly on dog instincts, putting him at the lowest end of the Sliding Scale of Anthropomorphism.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: Bec, in order to save Jade's life, prototypes her sprite with himself. This...could have gone better. In the long run, it results in the destruction of the very universe he was assigned to look after.
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: A giant radioactive dog/wolf/devilbeast-thing/Guardian of Earth with reality-warping abilities. Coolest. Pet. Ever.
- Now, That's Using Your Teeth!: Catching a bullet in his teeth.
- Overprotective Wolf: Peregrine Mendicant tries to say hi to Jade. Bec does not approve.
- Papa Wolf:
- A Becquerel-prototyped imp hassles Jade. Becsprite dispatches it with a localized nuclear explosion.
- And then there's the literal aspect.
- Phrase Catcher: "Good dog. Best friend." Leads later to Jack catching, "Bad dog. Worst enemy."
- Physical God: As a First Guardian, Becquerel is ridiculously powerful. To put it in perspective, when Jack obtains his powers via through the final prototyping he is able to destroy a universe with the Red Miles, when the ability normally only devastates a planet's surface.
- Posthumous Character: We learned a lot about Bec after his death, via Jack and now Jade.
- Power of Love: Bec adores Jade. Enough so to prototype himself to save her life. And hard enough that it's transferred via prototyping to Jack. Oddly, it didn't transfer to Jadesprite, neither in the form of a desire to please Jade nor in any sort of weird devotion to herself possibly because of dream Jade overwriting Bec's personality. On the other hand, it transferred directly into Jack Noir and Peregrine Mendicant, making them extremely protective of her.
- Promotion to Parent: In the absence of any other parental figure, Bec serves the role of looking after Jade and keeping her out of trouble.
- Reality Warper: The First Guardian of pre-scratch Earth, he's displayed the usual abilities such as teleportation and green, crackling distortion.
- Series Mascot: Subverted; he was shaping up to be both of these, due to his silhouette being an Arc Symbol. Before he has the chance to join Jade on her adventures, however, his personality is wiped from existence.
- Team Pet: The only non-human among the Guardians and perhaps the least complex, due to his one-dimensional devotion to Jade's protection.
- Teleporters and Transporters
- Time Abyss: He appears to have come from a meteorite impact during the Devonian period, which puts his age at around 413 million years old, minus about 400 years.
- Token Heroic First Guardian: So far the only First Guardian without any Faux Affably Evil trickster tendencies.
- Trademark Favorite Food: "You dial up a thick T-BONE STEAK, which you are sure Becquerel is in the mood for because he is in the mood for steak every day and is never in the mood for anything else."
- More specifically, steak that has been lightly irradiated. (He does like his steak rare, after all.)
- Undying Loyalty: Being both a Big, Friendly Dog and a Papa Wolf at the same time, it's not surprising that he has this towards Jade. As mentioned up at Power of Love, Bec's loyalty is strong enough that it transferred to Jack and both renders him incapable of killing Jade and sends him into a flying rage when Jade dies.
- The Unintelligible: When Jade tried to talk to Becsprite after prototyping, she quickly found out that doing so was a Brown Note and resolved not to try it again.
- You Can't Fight Fate: Word of God says that it doesn't matter if John had managed to prototype the doll; Bec would still try to prototype himself. Whether or not he'd be successful is a different matter.
Jade's grandfather and ectobiological father. Although he died when she was young, he had a large impact on Jade's life, teaching her all about guns and making sure she never left the house without one.His Post-Scratch Universe incarnation is Jake English.
- Adventurer Archaeologist: Grandpa abandoned Nana to explore the world and boy did he. He has at least four floors of trophies from his adventures and managed to discover the code for Sburb inside the Frog Temple.
- Badass Grandpa: By the time of John's birthday, it's been nearly a century since his birth, but that doesn't stop him from tearing through monsters once in the Medium.
- BFG: His gun appears to be a pistol handle with a blunderbuss for a barrel. Leaves craters large enough for a few people to lie down in, and the gun itself is too large for Jade to lift it.
- Big Damn Heroes: He rescues John from the Underlings in the Land of Wind and Shade.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: He does not appear to be all there, but he's a total genius.
- Captain Ersatz: Is suspiciously a lot like Theodore Roosevelt.
- Chekhov's Boomerang: We've yet to see how he entered the Medium, and it may to come up in some fashion down the line.
- Turns out he found a portal to Derse hidden under the massive lift/platform in the Frog Temple.
- Dead All Along: Until it was Jade's turn to do battle with her guardian, the readers were lead to believe he was alive. In reality, she's pretending to fight his corpse, which has been stuffed and preserved via taxidermy like his hunting trophies. He later turns out to be alive in the Medium, having not traveled back in time to live out the rest of his life just yet.
- Death by Irony: When he was a baby, he accidentally killed Colonel Sassacre while playing with flintlock pistols. The circumstances of his death are complicated, but the key points are that he let Jade play with flintlock pistols, and he was killed by the same bullet she accidentally fired at herself.
- Dirty Old Man: He collects old, sun-bleached beauty parlour photos. And has parties with a life-sized blue-haired doll. Don't ask.
- Doomed by Canon: He's alive in the Incipisphere through time travel, but he's destined to return to Earth and get shot. He doesn't seem all that bothered by it, though.
- Fan Nickname: Hass "The Flame" Harley.
- Fetish: Blue. Blue women, blue things, and maybe even blue men. As long as it's blue. He doesn't really discriminate.
- Gadgeteer Genius: He made Jade's dreambot.
- Gentleman Adventurer
- Kitsch Collection: Hunting trophies, one of which is blocking a transportalizer on the lowest level of the house; also valiant knights, decrepit mummies, sun-bleached photographs from the windows of beauty parlors, and globes.
- Like Brother and Sister: Betty Crocker tells Nana that she and Grandpa were supposed to get married but it's not clear if they ever felt like anything other than siblings.
- Mummies at the Dinner Table: He's still hanging around in the foyer of the Harley residence. This is apparently a Harley family tradition (at least the taxidermy part). He kept the taxidermied remains of Halley and Dream Jade in his lab.
- Parental Neglect: He loved Jade very much, but he was very careless when it came to raising her. Someone should have told him that giving your young granddaughter/daughter a pair of loaded flintlock pistols to play with while you go off to have a tea party with a giant doll is probably not considered good parenting.
- Raised by Wolves: Sort of. He was raised by Betty Crocker and Halley the dog (whose name he mispronounced as Harley due to his speech impediment). He ran away from home at the age of thirteen with the dog (who the narration refers to as his "guardian", a term also used to refer to the kids' parents and the trolls' lusus naturae), and eventually took Harley as his surname.
- The Runaway: Ran away from home with his dog Halley at the age of thirteen.
- There Is No Kill Like Overkill: Using his BFG to shoot a butterfly from point blank range.
- Time Travel: How he appears in the Medium after his death.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: For the longest time, it was unclear just how Grandpa was able to enter the Medium. About two years after his appearance in the Land of Wind and Shade, it's revealed there are transportalizers to Derse and Prospit in the Frog Temple. It's still unknown when and how he left the Medium, though it could have been through the same way.
Nanna EgbertJohn's deceased grandmother, who is later revived as his sprite. Her tropes are folded under her sprite iteration, as seen here.
Post-Scratch Kids' Guardians
Tropes common to the Post-Scratch Guardians
- Dead to Begin With: Turns out they're all long dead, with the exception of Dad.
- Famous Ancestor: All of them are pretty famous, though Grandma English ended up disgraced.
- In Spite of a Nail: Despite them all undergoing vastly different lives, they seem to have similar personalities. Poppop and Grandma even have the same first names as their counterparts.
- And some of them sorta have the same titles, Mom is described as a seer, Bro has apparently been knighted, and Jake's grandmother was a "witch" with manipulating space. Poppop is only loosely associated with his role as an Heir though, being referred to as the Heir of Crockercorp all of once by Dirk.
- Time Capsule: Mom and Bro stashed tons of stuff for Roxy and Dirk to find in the future, like food and supplies.
Poppop Crocker / John Crocker
Jane's late grandfather, John's post-scratch iteration and the counterpart of Nanna Egbert. He was legendary for his vaudevillian antics on stage, following in the footsteps of his adoptive father Colonel Sassacre, unlike his adoptive sister, who fled the Batterwitch's influence. He died at age 86 on the same day Jane was "born", a fate involving a tall bookshelf, a ladder, and a mysterious young woman in a suspicious looking hat.He also played the role of Judge Stone in the post-scratch universe's version of Night Court.
- All-Loving Hero: Despite being raised by the Condesce, he turned out to be an incredibly nice person. Dirk doesn't even begin to speculate on the tortures he must've undergone.
- Ambiguously Good: It's unclear if he had any direct hand in Crockercorp's antics, but he at least took the Crocker name and not Colonel Sassacre's.
- Dirk's interpretation is that he was a nice guy who was just really good at coping with his messed up life, which fits with his pre-scratch self's personality.
- Anime Hair: Just look at the picture.
- The Danza: In the real Night Court, Harry Anderson's character was named Harold Stone. In the post-scratch universe, where Poppop played that role instead of Anderson, the character is instead named Johnny Stone.
- For Want of a Nail: Since John didn't land with dual-wielded flintlock pistols like Grandpa Harley did on pre-scratch Earth, Colonel Sassacre lived to raise him.
- Good Parents: Implied; when Dad Crocker sees John for the very first time, he remembers Poppop and immediately hugs him, implying that Poppop was a good enough father to him that he'd remember him fondly.
- Mummies at the Dinner Table: His body has been stuffed and mounted in front of the fireplace (as stipulated in his will), meaning that he's five feet away from anyone trying to watch television and eat dinner on the couch.
- The Pollyanna: Despite growing up under the heel of the Condesce, he went on to become a famous comedian. This suggests to Dirk that Crocker "must have been seriously immune to witnessing fucked up shit".
- Posthumous Character: It was speculated that Poppop would become Jane's sprite.
- Richard Nixon the Used Car Salesman: Inverted with respect to Harry Anderson by taking his role as Judge Stone in Night Court. Played straight by Harry Anderson who becomes a private detective as a result.
- In Spite of a Nail: A book by the title of Harry Anderson's "Wise Guy" still exists, and Jane owns it just as John did, but in the post-scratch universe it's instead a memoir of his days as a private eye after retiring from comedy when he couldn't beat his rival John.
- Strong Family Resemblance: Much as Jake looks near-identical to John, Poppop looks almost indistinguishable from Grandpa as far as we can see.
- Vaudeville: Possibly where he performed as a comedian in his younger days, if references to his vaudevillian antics are to be taken literally.
Grandma English / Jade EnglishJake's late grandmother, Jade's post-scratch iteration, and the counterpart of Grandpa Harley. Unlike her adoptive brother, she set out away from the Batterwitch at an early age. She was an eccentric and brilliant woman, who explored the world, created Skaianet to rival Crockercorp (but lost), and raised Jake, before being murdered by the Condesce when Jake was very young.
- Ambiguously Evil: She created Skaianet, heavily themed with Lord English motifs... in order to combat the Condesce using the one thing she feared.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer
- Cool Old Lady: Jake considers her to have been both eccentric and rad.
- Crazy-Prepared: Which she passed down to Jake. Especially when it comes to access to mobile computing devices.
- Defector from Decadence: She created her own corporation to compete with Crocker Corp, rather than inherit it from the "cruel baroness." Unfortunately, it was crushed.
- Determinator: Vowed to do everything to stop Betty Crocker after she murdered B2 Halley.
- The Exile: After losing to BCCorp.
- Heroes Love Dogs: Betty Crocker's murder of B2 Halley began a lifelong vendetta that Grandma never gave up.
- Mad Scientist
- Meaningful Rename: She changed her last name to English to insult the Batterwitch. This is similar to how Jack Noir changed his name to Spades Slick (after Bilious Slick). Interestingly, she seemed to know about the actual Lord English and what he looked like.
- Never Mess with Granny: Jake inherited his "absurd arsenal" from his grandma. Considering what we know of Jade Harley, there's not much doubt she could use it, if Jake considers her "rad."
- Posthumous Character
- Renaissance Woman: A globe-trotting adventuress, former owner of a large corporation, inventor of advanced computer and other technology, etc.
- "Shaggy Dog" Story: Her life basically amounts to this, given that she died alone in exile with her adoptive grandson.
- Though it's perhaps not as shaggy as it seems, given the Condesce killed her personally. The full truth of what Grandma English managed to do is still unknown.
- Take That!: The apparent reason she changed her name to English, since Lord English is said to be the only thing the Condesce fears.
- Viking Funeral: Jake had to build a makeshift funeral pyre, rather than risk the island's wildlife getting at her remains.
Roxy's mother, Rose's post-scratch iteration, and the counterpart of Mom Lalonde. A famous author and, according to her "daughter", practitioner of real occult majyyks.
- Action Girl: She kills Guy Fieri and rides his corpse down a waterfall.
- Never Mess with Granny: She was well into her fifties by the time she confronted Fieri.
- The Chessmaster: Of the Resistance
- Combat Pragmatist: When she confronts Fieri, she blinds him with a pair of needles before he has a chance to attack and rides him down a waterfall.
- Combat Stilettos: Just like B1 Mom.
- Darker and Edgier: Compared to Rose, she's more morality-ambiguous.
- Improbable Weapon User: Knitting needles and yarn. While it's left ambiguous whether she uses them as magic wands or daggers, like Rose does, they don't seem to hinder her.
- Foreshadowing: Her writing includes amongst other things a chess match where the opponent played on despite losing their King and a Anti-Hero antagonist of ambiguous gender standing under a caduceus, which is UU's symbol.
- Kicking Ass in All Her Finery: Like her Pre-Scratch child self, she has a penchant for fancy dresses, even during combat.
- Name's the Same: She is referred to as Mom Lalonde.
- Nobody Over Fifty Is Gay: Presumably averted, though not explicitly stated.
- Passive-Aggressive Kombat: Roxy accuses her of this for caching cabinets full of booze she probably never drinks for Roxy to find in the future. Roxy just takes the booze though.
"TT: It's the kind of thing you wouldn't pick up on unless you were someone who understood what happened, like the Condesce, which was kind of the point. I think it was her way of letting the witch know, "I'm on to you.""
- According to Dirk, Complacency of The Learned was basically a massive Take That! against the Condesce, making Black Comedy of her race's downfall and near-exctinction. She used her powers as a Seer to learn of the trolls' death, and wrote the book specifically so that it would catch the Condesce's attention and remind her of her dead race.
- Reclusive Artist: In-Universe. Lived in the middle of nowhere and had a reputation for not tolerating Paparazzi.
- Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: Subverted, it's not the money so much as how she got it that left her above the law. She made way more money than should've been possible even if her books weren't dark and inaccessible. Suspected involvement of wytchkkrafts discouraged criminal investigations and even kept the Batterwitch at bay.
- Seer: Well she is the same genetically as Rose Lalonde, and she somehow possess VISION OMNIFOLD and knows intricate details about the Condesce, UU and uu, and the Post-Scratch Human Session.
- Uncle Pennybags: Used her vast riches to combat the Condesce.
Dirk's Ancestor, Dave's post-scratch iteration, and the counterpart of Bro Strider. He became a very successful filmmaker, among other things, with an actual Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff movie being one of his latest productions as of the day on which Act 6 starts. He served as a integral member of the Resistance note , giving him "a reputation staked on some order of MARTIAL NOBILITY."
- Badass Grandpa: He was well into his fifties by the time he fought the Insane Clown Posse and killed Jay and Dope, the Juggalo Dual-Presidents of the United States in what was described as one of the most heroic moments in human history.
- Cool Shades: Like his pre-scratch counterpart, he is in possession of Ben Stiller's Starsky & Hutch shades, the difference being that this time they were given to him by Stiller himself.
- For Want of a Nail: Because he never got into the strife that turned his Bladekind into 1/2bladekind, he still uses ordinary, intact swords.
- In Spite of a Nail: Despite not being friends with John, he's still collects movie paraphernalia from Con Air, Ben Stiller's sunglasses, and other kitsch elements from bad pop culture, which he defended "like Fort Knox. Ironically of course."
- Irony: As with his pre-scratch incarnation, his primary motivation in life.
- It Runs on Nonsensoleum: He somehow invented a way to make JPEG artifacts in real life, which led to making a fortune on items no one wanted to buy because they had negative cost to make.
- Name's the Same: He is referred to as Bro Strider.
- Take That!: His later Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff movies became subtle protest art against the growing reach of Crockercorp. Unfortunately, this is implied to have led to the death of him and Ben Stiller, and stated to be the reason Donald Glover was assassinated for playing Geromy.
God Cat / GCat
The First Guardian of post-Scratch Earth, and the counterpart of Becquerel. He apparently hangs around the kids, and both messes with and helps them at his whims.Vriska later tricked Tavros into accidentally prototyping God Cat into himself after the retcons, creating GCATavrosprite. However, Tavros' persona was not overwritten, effectively killing off God Cat and leaving him as the new B2 First Guardian.
- Alice Allusion: A mysterious, teleporting cat that has a connection with an innocent girl who always wears blue, likes to make mischief, and is associated with a tyrannical, Axe-Crazy queen. All he's missing is the famous grin...
- Ambiguous Gender: Unlike Bec or Doc Scratch, its gender is never established. Doc Scratch states that First Guardians are sexless, but he views himself as male and everyone else views Bec as male. No one in the Alpha Session seems to have settled on a gender for GCAT.
- Animalistic Abomination: Unlike Bec, however, he is not a benevolent example.
- The Blank: Except for his muzzle and green tongue.
- Cats Are Magic: For a given definition of magic.
- Cats Are Mean: Jade was very fond of Bec, calling him her best friend. Jane is... much more ambivalent about GCat.
- Not to mention he indirectly killed Jaspers / Frigglish.
- And left Roxy stranded in the Furthest Ring by cutting off her escape plan from the hungry Dersites.
- And blocked Jane from pre-entry prototyping with Poppop Crocker by ejecting his stuffed corpse into space, also permanently preventing him from being used in post-entry prototyping.
- And transports Roxy to Derse... where she is found by the Condesce.
- Considering G Cat is under the Condesce's control at least as early as post-scratch Mom and Bro fight her, and during her stay in the kids' session as well, it might very well be benevolent.
- Cool Cat: Everything he does is very nonchalant.Just look at that aloof little bastard. He doesn't give a shit about anything, does he?
- Death of Personality: Just like Bec up there. Even worse for GCAT, in fact, as there's no indication that his personality is still around in GCATavsprite.
- Fandom Nod: A possible one: it's common in fanart to depict Becquerel with a green tongue and/or mouth interior. GCat's tongue is green.
- Killed Off for Real: He was prototyped into Jane's sprite after Tavros was, a la Becquerel and Jade's sprite. Unlike last time, the second being's prototyping did not override the former's persona, leaving a First Guardian-ified Tavros as the sprite's personality.
- Meaningful Name: Since the post-scratch kids couldn't agree on a good name for him, they call him God Cat - or GCat for short, which is made up of the first letters of the four bases of DNA, Guanine, Cytosine, Adenine, and Thymine.
- Mind Control: GCat in the future is under the Condesce's control. It's implied that she's been controlling the cat's actions during Roxy and Dirk's time, and it's possible she's also doing it in Jane and Jake's.
- The Mole: 5 months into the game, he's still hanging out with Jane and Roxy, which makes it easy to kidnap the latter a few minutes later.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: Jane has commented on how nobody can come up with a good name for him, so the group just refer to him as either God Cat or GCat.
- Physical God: Like all the other First Guardians.
- Reality Warper
- Right-Hand Cat: The Condesce can be seen petting GCat (while under her control) in [S] DD: Ascend more casually.
- Stealth Pun: Like Doc Scratch he is thematically related to the verb scratch, in this case a more common meaning of the word.
- Teleporters and Transporters: This is all we've seen of his powers so far.
- The Trickster: He's just as likely to randomly teleport Jane to the most inconvenient of places as he is to save her from letterbox bombings.
- Troll: He once teleported Jane across town to a paddock in the middle of heavy rain, for absolutely no (known) reason at all. However, in the future he's under the control of the Condesce, meaning his "Trolling" might well be part of her plans.
Frightening FaunaJake's island is populated by large numbers of frightening fauna... which happen to be the species of lusus seen in-comic on Alternia. The Condesce brought them with her on her ship as part of a plan to recreate Alternian society, but this ended in failure due to her own lusus killing off trolls and due to a lack of symbiosis between humans and Alternian life.
- Ascended Extra: The skywhale lusus reappears, despite not belonging to any of the trolls in the comic.
- Ascended Meme: The giant counterpart of Karkat's lusus is called a "gigantic Earth crabdad". "Crabdad" is the Fan Nickname of Karkat's lusus.
- Chekhov's Boomerang: Jake's attack on the "gigantic Earth crabdad" confirms that it has candy red blood like Karkat.
- Death Is Cheap: For the fairy bulls at least. Also, the Condesce brings with her a lusus that seems identical to G'lbgoyl'b, down to the same troll-killing voice — much to her frustration. It's unknown how this lusus is related to Feferi's deceased guardian, but it's possible this trope is in play.
- Giant Mook: The size of the lusus is pretty variable; the centaurs especially range from being their original size when seen with Equius to being the size of skyscrapers, probably intended as a continuation of Aurthour's Shout-Out to Humanimals. The "gigantic Earth crabdad" was also several times the size of Karkat's lusus.
- King Mook: At least a few lusus seem to be solitary monsters and not an entire population.
- Kaiju: Some of them are flavored like this.
- Lost World: Jake's island has taken on this flavor because of their unexplained presence.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter: The sweet fairy bulls. Jake reacts badly when he accidentally murders one.
A2 Troll Lusus
The LususThe trolls have a different kind of guardian, their Lusus Naturae, a kind of monster that takes the place of a parental figure as any adult would kill them without a second thought. They all die in various accidents and become each troll's sprite with the exception of Aradia, who is her own sprite.In the post-scratch universe, Jake English's island is populated by FRIGHTENING FAUNA which are pretty much identical to the lusus.
The lusii in general
- Abusive Alien Parents: Depending on how you look at it, a lot of them might count, but Vriska's lusus really takes the cake. Gamzee's might also qualify, although it's more of a Neglectful Alien Parent.
- Bilingual Bonus: Lusus Naturae is Latin for "Freak of nature".
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: Because their deaths were spoiled beforehand, some of the lusus get very unceremonious deaths. We don't even know how Eridan's lusus died.
- Fan Nickname: "Seahorse Dad" for Eridan's. "Crabdad" for Karkat's and "Spidermom" for Vriska's were both used in-universe.
- Killed Off for Real: The lusus die a second time after they were revived as sprites.
- Leitmotif: The lusus get a collective death theme.
- Played for Drama: You know they're going to die. Some of the deaths — especially in the cases of Gamzee's guardian, Tinkerbull, and Aurthour — were set up to be particularly heartwrenching.
- Spell My Name with an "S": There's been some consternation over the correct plural of "lusus". On one hand, their death theme is "Death of the Lusii", with two Is. On the other hand, that's not the correct latin plural, so people tend to go with "lusi" with a single I. Radiation has said that he made a mistake with the pluralisation in titling that song, and pretty much sees it as an impetus to redo the song one day.
- On the other hand, some handwave it away as being a Stealth Pun based on Sollux's quirk.
- "Lusi" is also wrong, based on a mistaken assumption that anything ending in -us is a noun in second declension. "Lusus" is fourth declension, so its correct Latin plural is "lusus". That's right, it doesn't change at all.
- The Unreveal: Several Lusus deaths are never shown but mentioned heavily, like Feferi's. As another example, Gamzee's lusus died from a harpoon wound, a direct murder unlike the accidents of the others. At the time many suspected Eridan did this, but it has never been referenced since.
- Given Gamzee's Ax-Crazy nature and the nature of JokerKind, it has since been suggested that Gamzee killed his lusus himself.
- Uncatty Resemblance: This is the case for many of the trolls and their lusii. Also, all lusus seem to choose a troll with their same blood color.
Ram lususAradia's lusus, a ram creature who was dead (along with Aradia herself) before the trolls' session began. It is the only lusus that was not prototyped as a sprite.
TinkerbullTavros's lusus, a tiny fairy bull with whom he often plays Fiduspawn, a troll analog of Pokemon.
- Uncatty Resemblance: Tavros and Tinkerbull share the same horns. Tinkerbull is also feeble and delicate, as Tavros is crippled, but has fairy wings, much like the Summoner, who may have shared the same type of lusus.
- Indeed, it's been confirmed that Rufioh, Tavros' pre-scratch ancestor, had the same kind of lusus.
Bicyclops lususSollux's lusus, a large bicyclops creature with two one-eyed heads, one with a red eye, one with a blue eye, and with a horn on each head.
- Uncatty Resemblance: Sollux's bicyclops has the same red and blue eyes as he does and one horn on each head that resemble his four.
CrabdadKarkat's lusus, a large, bipedal crab monster who is supposedly very crabby, much like Karkat himself.
Pounce de LeonNepeta's lusus, a two-mouthed cat creature.
- Uncatty Resemblance: It shares her cat-like mouth (though doubled) and her ears are in the same place as Nepeta's horns.
Mother Grub lususKanaya's lusus, a very large moth-like creature with horns like Kanaya's and large wings. Mother grubs are supposedly significant in troll society for being the creatures to whom buckets of troll genetic material are given, for troll reproduction.
- Giant Flyer: In its first appearance, Kanaya is seen riding her lusus near her hive.
- Uncatty Resemblance: It has Kanaya's horns and lips.
Dragon lususTerezi's lusus, a large blind dragon. Unlike the other trolls, Terezi was not raised by her lusus, and instead the lusus was inside an egg, until it hatched, and was shortly afterwards killed (and then revived as a sprite). However, it communed with Terezi after the latter being blinded, teaching Terezi how to get around by smelling.
- The Hyena: Terezi's sprite.
- Our Dragons Are Different: It is a blind dragon that communicates telepathically, "sees" through smell and taste (which it taught Terezi how to do), spends it childhood in a giant egg, and hatches from it fully grown.
- Parental Abandonment: Terezi wasn't raised by her lusus at all.
SpidermomVriska's lusus. It is a Giant Spider who is the second largest of the trolls' lusii, behind Feferi's lusus Gl'bgolyb. She feeds entirely on trolls, meaning that Vriska has to kill trolls to feed her lusus - though this is quite normal in troll society.
- Eats Babies: 'Nuff said.
- Horror Hunger: She eats troll children.
- High-Pressure Blood: Best lusus death yet.
- Mercy Kill: Vriska puts her dying, trapped spider lusus out of its misery.
- Uncatty Resemblance: It has a fang bent like one of her horns and has eight eyes, though arrayed differently.
AurthourEquius's lusus. He is a centaur with a humanoid head and a sort of cow-horse body, with a mustache and an udder. Equius was assigned this lusus because only Aurthour could handle his incredible strength.
- Battle Butler: Seemingly subverted. Despite serving as Equius's butler/guardian, he can't take a punch ... or a gentle pat on the shoulder even. However, it turns out on the next page that Aurthour is a member one of the strongest lusus species on the planet. It's just that Equius is really strong. Or Equius is in denial or just views his guardian with that much admiration. Though the ones on Jake's island are huge.]
- Mythology Gag: Aurthour is in his entirety a reference to one of Andrew Hussie's old works a comic called Humanimals.
- Our Centaurs Are Different: It actually looks like how centaurs are normally depicted, with the exception of having cow udders (despite its otherwise masculine appearance), which is a Mythology Gag to Andrew's Nightmare Fueled series at Team Special Olympics called Humanimals.
GoatdadGamzee's lusus. It is a giant sea goat who is always out in the ocean, often not raising Gamzee like a lusus is supposed to. However Gamzee appears to trust his lusus regardless.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Gamzee's lusus was widly assumed by the Trolls and Gamzee himself to be kind of a lazy idiot. However, his neglect and letting Gamzee eat his slime pies led to Gamzee living a more normal and happier life as opposed to subjuggulating everyone.
- Parental Abandonment: Gamzee's lusus can be safely assumed to have not been there at all for Gamzee's entire life. Yet, he still goes outside every night to keep an eye out for him. This actually turned out to be a good thing, for Gamzee at least.
- Peaceful in Death: Unlike its violent nature before its death.
- Uncatty Resemblance: It has horns that resemble Gamzee's, and if the monster on Jake's island is any indication, shares his terrible temper and capacity for violence.
Seahorse DadEridan's lusus, a large flying seahorse who Eridan rides through the sky.
- Seahorse Steed
- Stealth Pun: Eridan's trolltag is caligulasAquarium, and his lusus is a seahorse. The Roman emperor Caligula was notorious for — among other things — wanting to makw his favorite horse, Incitatus, a full consul.
Gl'bgolybFeferi's lusus, and the only lusus available to fuchsia-bloods, the highest blood caste in troll society - as such it is shared by the Condesce, who is the troll empress. It is a humongous Eldritch Abomination, stated by Karkat to be the size of a city, and its name is a pun on "glub glub".
- Brown Note: Feferi's lusus kills trolls if its voice is ever raised above a whisper. If it ever got really upset, it would release a psychic shockwave that would kill all trolls in the galaxy. Fortunately, this will not happen so long as it is fed and happy. Eventually it does happen, and Sollux dies.
- Eldritch Abomination: Feferi's lusus◊, while also being absolutely massive. It's holding a whale up to its beak, for size comparison.
- Horror Hunger: Feferi's lusus must always be well-fed. Or else it will raise its voice, which will kill every troll in the galaxy. Its meal of choice is other lusus.
- I Have Many Names:GL'BGOLYB, a deep sea monster also known as THE RIFT'S CARBUNCLE, EMISSARY TO THE HORRORTERRORS, or in more hushed tones, SPEAKER OF THE VAST GLUB.
- Kraken and Leviathan: Feferi's lusus is reminiscent of certain giant sea monsters.
- Mama Bear: Feferi's Lusus apparently died saving Feferi's life.
- Olympus Mons: Gl'bgolyb; it's not really clear if she's an actual Horrorterror or just one of their representatives capable of releasing a psychic shockwave capable of wiping out every troll in the universe (except for the Condesce and Feferi, who share her blood colour and have a natural Psychic Block Defense against it).
- Uncatty Resemblance: The Condesce's mane of hair, when viewed from the side, is a dead ringer for Gl'bgoylb. Feferi's hair isn't quite long enough to get the same effect but still resembles a few tentacles.
The Ancestors are Trolls who lived centuries ago and share a sign with the ones alive now. They are said to act as benevolent guardians if their descendant troll finds out who they are. Trolls with low-ranking blood colors tend to think of this as a fairy tale, but highbloods usually believe in the concept deeply. Not only is this belief true, but Karkat actually created the 12 troll ancestors at the same time he created himself and the other trolls we already know. The Ancestors all lived and died in the past with two exceptions - one who came from the far future, and one who lived to reach that point in the future and went somewhere else.Doc Scratch revealed that they had Alternate Universe counterparts that had played Sburb/Sgrub but were unable to succeed. See their own page for details, as they have begun to appear on their own.The Ancestors are:
- The Handmaid / The Demoness: Aradia's Ancestor
- The Summoner: Tavros's Ancestor
- The Ψiioniic / The Helmsman: Sollux's Ancestor (pronounced Psionic)
- The Sufferer / The Signless: Karkat's Ancestor
- The Disciple: Nepeta's Ancestor
- The Dolorosa: Kanaya's Ancestor
- Neophyte Redglare: Terezi's Ancestor
- Marquise Spinneret Mindfang: Vriska's Ancestor
- E%ecutor Darkleer / The Expatri8: Equius's Ancestor
- The Grand Highblood: Gamzee's Ancestor
- Orphaner Dualscar: Eridan's Ancestor
- Her Imperious Condescension / The Condesce / Betty Crocker: Feferi's Ancestor
The General Tropes
- Anime Hair: Spinneret and the Disciple. The Grand Highblood takes it to the logical extreme. Her Imperious Condescension takes it to the illogical extreme.
- Awesome Mc Coolname: Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, Orphaner Dualscar, the Grand Highblood, Neophyte Redglare, Expatriate Darkleer / the Executor, and the Condesce / Her Imperious Condescension.
- Be Careful What You Wish For: The pre-Scratch trolls got screwed.
- Call-Back: Everything, from Gamzee being an elite bloodthirsty killer clown to the dangerous magic cue ball to Karkat being a leader.
CG: [...] AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT."
- Karkat on the meaning of the Cancer symbol, 100 pages or so prior to the Sufferer's first physical appearance:
- Chekhov's Gunman: Dualscar and Mindfang were introduced early on as Eridan and Vriska's FLARP characters, and Her Imperious Condescension was mentioned very shortly after Feferi was introduced. The concept of Trolls having a special conection to their ancestors wasn't brought up until much later when Eridan explains to Jade how he got his gun, Ahab's Crosshairs.
- Cruel and Unusual Death:
- Neophyte Redglare, who either didn't know about or severely underestimated Spinneret Mindfang's powers. Mindfang mind-controlled an entire stadium of lowbloods into lynching her, hence why she never got past "neophyte."
- The Sufferer was tortured, flogged, shackled with red-hot irons and shot with arrows before he died.
- The Ψiioniic was forced to Cast from Hit Points to get the Battleship Condescension back to Alternia as quickly as possible. The incredible strain would have killed him if the Vast Glub didn't get to him first.
- Dramatic Irony: What we know about "our" trolls vs. their paradox clones/famous ancestors.
- Face Framed in Shadow: Most of them are only ever seen in profile. Only the Disciple, Sufferer, Mindfang, and the Condesce have had their pupils shown but continue to appear in shadowy profiles. This applies even though the Condesce has become the Big Bad of Act 6. Several others never have their entire appearance revealed either. Orphaner Dualscar in particular never has his head distinctly shown, and his horns in his two appearances are just off panel.
- Mindfang's face is very faintly shown unshadowed on this page (bottom right).
- Famous Ancestor: All of the ancestors held some kind of significance in troll history, be it a part of a great rebellion (the Summoner, the Sufferer, the Dolorosa, the Disciple, the Ψiioniic), holding some significant office or position (Mindfang, Dualscar, the Grand Highblood, Redglare, the Expatri8), or, in the most extreme cases, playing a key role in the entire history of the race (the Condesce and the Handmaid).
- Fan Fiction: Word of God is that the sequences involving the Ancestors are meant as a Take That! against Homestuck fanfic writers. Pretty much all of the ancestors have some Mary Sue traits. It's even referred to as fanfiction on this page's banner Alt Text.
- Fauxshadow: Mindfang's journalog hints at two big fights. The Grand Highblood/Gamzee will kill Orphaner/Eridan, and Mindfang/Vriska will kill Redglare/Terezi. Both are subverted by Kanaya, whose ancestor was Mindfang's nameless sex slave and killed by Orphaner, comes out of nowhere and KO's Gamzee and Vriska and kills Eridan, while Vriska and Terezi do end up in a "battle" of sorts but Terezi kills Vriska rather than vice versa.
- It also sort of back-fauxshadows everything we know about the trolls (see below) especially the Summoner, who was the one who ended up slaying Mindfang, and was possibly the greatest hero trollkind has ever known. It's obvious now that Vriska was honestly trying to get Tavros to kill her, and a large part of her disappointment was that he simply wasn't up to the task yet.
- Foreshadow: Now things are getting weird. The kids are about to cause a scratch which will reset their universe at the cost of their memories, which is what the troll ancestors did. Except the ancestors were the players in a peaceful version of Alternia and "our" trolls were their ancestors. The problems for "our" trolls started when Karkat's ancestor the Sufferer started remembering what happened.
- The Ψiioniic died trying to get the Condesce's battleship to Alternia and Sollux dies (again) trying to get the asteroid to the Green Sun.
- Generation Xerox: Played with across the board. One wonders how different "our" trolls would've turned out if they were a bit older and the Summoner's rebellion hadn't caused the Condesce to decentralize the empire and leave all the younguns on Alternia. One can also only imagine the brutal ancestors playing SGRUB on the peaceful pre-scratch Alternia.
- Terezi & Redglare and Eridan & Dualscar are incredibly similar in both their ambitions and relationships.
- Vriska's similarity to Mindfang is a case of the trope being enforced; the latter sent the former her diary so that she would gain the necessary tools to deal with the harshness of troll youth. Her character arc is mostly about her attempts and failures to live up her Byronic Hero ancestor's example and to force those around her into that mold, finishing with her growing awareness that maybe that isn't what she really wants or needs.
- The case of the Grand Highblood and Gamzee is a bit different; Gamzee doesn't really seem to know (or care) about his Ancestor per se, but rather takes up the office of the Subjugglators once he isn't stoned on sopor slime.
- Darkleer differs only slightly from his descendant: he openly defied the highbloods for the lowblooded woman he pitied (the Disciple) and spent the rest of his life lamenting his defiance of the social order. Equius finds defying the hemospectrum a depraved, shameful, and secretly enjoyable kink. His mechanical ability is the same, though, as is his STRENGTH and building a mechanical arm for Mindfang.
- The Summoner and Tavros are as different as night and day. Tavros falls incredibly short of the kind of behavior you'd expect from the descendant of the naturally gifted leader of a huge rebellion against the Highbloods. Then again Vriska's interference certainly didn't help him either.
- Likewise Karkat and the Sufferer, who was such a great rebel leader of trolls that he was wiped from history while Karkat became leader because the others didn't want to listen to his whining.
- Karkat has been having a pretty shitty day as well.
- Feferi and the Condesce are the most extreme pair, even beyond Tavros and the Summoner: the former is the most compassionate person in the empire and the latter is the most vicious. They're also the only two who could've possibly met at some point.
- A bit of Fridge Brilliance shows here: Feferi, the nicest and most peaceful troll on Alternia, was the peaceful pre-scratch universe's Empress. Meenah, who immediately showed her Jerk Ass and was joyfully catatonic after hearing the exploits of the Batterwitch/Condesce, is the Batterwitch/Condesce.
- Aradia is the Maid of Time, and her ancestor was/is the Handmaid of Lord English and a wielder of "clockwork majyyks". Both of them are pawns to cosmic forces—or at least, they're more acutely aware of their status as pawns than any of their peers are—and are 0kay with this, whether simply resigned to their fate or emotionless in general, except during their occasional fits of violent rage.
- Hero of Another Story: Scratch reveals here that they were the heroes of the pre-Scratch troll session.
- Heroic Sacrifice: Their Scratch.
- In the Blood: Special emphasis on Karkat and Tavros since their rebellious ancestors were probably wiped from history and it doesn't appear that Vriska told Tavros why she was so fixated on him or why she accepted Karkat as leader (if she connected Karkat and the Sufferer's symbols at all).
- The Makers: Of the post-Scratch troll universe. Well, sort of.
- May–December Romance: Mindfang and the Summoner. He hasn't been born yet, and she knows about him thanks to her prized magic cueball.
- And though she doesn't know it, between Mindfang and the Dolorosa, the latter having been alive for hundreds of sweeps - though it's implied Mindfang was around when the Sufferer was executed.
- Meaningful Name: As it turns out, though, the fancy names aren't just for show; the names are, in fact, perfectly descriptive of each individual Ancestor. Mindfang really can tear into lesser minds at will, and Orphaner very likely did leave a mess of orphans in his wake. Yes, this is just about as horrifying as it sounds. It even crosses over into "our" trolls' Sgrub titles:
- The Maid of Time: Granted immortality and the ability to travel to key-points throughout Alternian history, shaping it into the over-the-top Crapsack World it was. She's also subservient to English, making her Maid-ness apparent.
- The Witch of Time: Instead of manipulating time the way Jade manipulates space/size she wound up getting manipulated by time.
- The Page of Breath: He could fly and was probably erased from the pages of history.
- The Rogue of Breath: Horuss mentions Rufioh's talent for "stealing the breath from people", meaning inducing them to talk until they're out of breath.
- The Mage of Doom: Psychically powered the Empress' starship, bringing doom to any alien life they found.
- The Heir of Doom: Despite doing his best to warn everyone about the doom they were shortly to possess, they refused to listen, forcing him to nearly kill himself saving them.
- The Knight of Blood: Tortured bloody until he renounced love for rage at the end of his life.
- The Seer of Blood: Kankri is obsessed with respecting other people's triggers, though he's not very good at it; the Sufferer's crusade, which finally gave Kankri a real cause to rebel against, was triggered by visions of his previous life on Beforus.
- The Rogue of Heart: Deeply in love with the Sufferer ("Their love surpassed the four quadrants — whatever that means") and lived in seclusion with his teachings.
- The Mage of Heart: Obsessed with relationships, and has talked about working her magic to get Meenah and Karkat together.
- The Sylph of Space: A sylph is a female spirit said to be filled with melancholy. Dolorosa means "Lady of Sorrows".
- The Maid of Space: Porrim was basically a handmaiden to the Mother Grub, a position she, as a feminist, didn't like.
- The Seer of Mind: As a legislacerator (bounty hunter/prosecutor/executioner) she should be able to outwit her prey; unfortunately she was herself outwitted.
- The Knight of Mind: Latula wants to be a Totally Radical cool kid like fellow Knight player Dave, but unironically. Porrim implies that this is an act and she's hiding her intelligence.
- The Thief of Light: She plundered many riches and stole the heart of the Summoner, one of the most heroic trolls in history.
- The Sylph of Light: After billions of years in the dreambubbles Aranea has the best insight into how things work and offered to heal Terezi's eyes. Reborn as Mindfang she saw that she would die at the hand of her lover centuries in the future.
- The Heir of Void: His ancestor was a "psychic void" that made him undetectable even to Doc Scratch.
- The Page of Void: He couldn't master his status as a blank page and went insane.
- The Bard of Rage: His only demand is to be entertained; those who don't get added to his bloody frescoes.
- The Prince of Rage: A servant of the raging Lord English, using said rage to destroy.
- The Prince of Hope: He hoped the Subjugglators would take care of his kismesis but it appears they took care of him instead.
- The Bard of Hope: He let hope be destroyed for thousands by leaving a sea of orphans in his wake.
- The Witch of Life: The Condesce could extend a life but not resurrect it.
- The Thief of Life: Meenah stole all her friends' lives to trade for the scratch; reborn as the Condesce she's stolen billions of lives.
- The Maid of Time: Granted immortality and the ability to travel to key-points throughout Alternian history, shaping it into the over-the-top Crapsack World it was. She's also subservient to English, making her Maid-ness apparent.
- Names to Run Away from Really Fast: See Awesome McCoolname, but special mention to the Handmaid with her alternate title, the Demoness.
- Posthumous Character: Almost all of them are dead by the time they're introduced.
- Reincarnation Romance: Okay, not the technical definition of the trope, but a lot of pairings of the Ancestors recur in the modern trolls. Some play out the same way, like Eridan's unrequited crush on Feferi or cooling of ♣Auspistices with Vriska, or Darkleer's inability to kill the Disciple resurfacing as ♦Moirallegiance between Nepeta and Equius. But some are subverted like the Sufferer / the Disciple transcending all the quadrants, but Nepeta's crush on Karkat is unrequited. Whether this is due to age differences, the fact that the Ancestors were dropped in different times from one another (Redglare wasn't even around when the Sufferer died, for instance), or simple differences in character is unclear and will probably never be resolved.
- Rule of Symbolism: The Sufferer is essentially Troll Jesus, with the Dolorosa as the Virgin Mary. The Disciple is a conglomerate of the Apostles (particularly Saint Peter) and Mary Magdelene. However, the Ψiioniic doesn't really correspond to any figure in the New Testament.
- Sinister Silhouettes: The only facial features we've ever been able to see on them are eyes, mouths, face paint, and glasses.
- Spell My Name with a "The": 2/3 of them: The Grand Highblood, the Summoner, the Condesce, the Sufferer / the Signless, the Dolorosa, the Ψiioniic / the Helmsman, the Disciple, the Handmaid / the Demoness. The remaining ones actually have names and aren't referred to by titles, though Darkleer is referred to as the E%ecutioner as well.
- No Name Given: We know from Doc Scratch's narration that they do have names, with possible exception to the Handmaid. Based on the Pre-Scratch Trolls (and if patterns shown with John and Jade hold true), Mindfang's name would be Aranea and the Condesce's Meenah.
- Theme Naming: Most of the ancestors have eight-letter names except for the Grand Highblood/Subjugglator. This is often enforced in the comic by using special characters in place of letters, such as the Expatri8 and the Ψiioniic.
- Tron Lines: All of the Ancestors are shown only as black silhouettes with colored details, invoking this with their clothes especially... But also Darkleer, who had actual Tron Lines apparently drawn into his flesh.
- Unreliable Narrator: Maybe. While Word of God states that anything a troll says about their history and biology is true unless otherwise noted, we're getting this information from Vriska's ancestor/clone; then again, Mindfang is less "dramaaaaaaaatic" than Vriska. Later on further information is revealed by Doc Scratch, who is unreliable in his own way.
- Hussie (or his stand-in) further complicates matters a little by calling all this information Doc Scratch's "troll fanfiction" in the banner altext. On the other hand Scratch is the author of post-scratch Alternia, and Hussie pretty much hates the guy for taking over his story.
- Hussie did say that Mindfang was "the real deal," and her story is simultaneously a retelling of real historical events (from her perspective) and a parody of ridiculous, trashy pirate romance fiction.
- Victory-Guided Amnesia: Revealed here. Well, more like Heroic Sacrifice guided amnesia.
The Handmaid/The Demoness
- Anti Anti Christ: The Handmaid does not seem happy about her role in shaping history.
- Be Careful What You Wish For: Pre-Scratch, Damara wanted desperately to serve Lord English and even sabotaged her own session to further his plans. Post-Scratch, The Handmaid got to do just that and did not like it at all.
- Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: This line about the Handmaid's future from Doc Scratch: "My lessons would emphasize obedience, mastery of the clockwork majyyks, and being locked in a room."
- The Corrupter: The Handmaid takes/took over for Doc Scratch, manipulating Alternia into a violent dystopia:Doc Scratch: She stirred up class warfare and intensified bigotry in whatever era she haunted. She made sure the descendents would enter a world which prepared them well for the game, and took measures to see that they would play as they did.
- Not Quite Saved Enough: She has a few panels of blissful freedom thanks to Andrew Hussie, only to run into Lord English almost immediately.
- The Dragon: Both The Handmaid and then later The Condesce serve Lord English in the role, the former throughout Alternia's post-Scratch history and the later in both versions of Earth and in the post-scratch session.
- Dragon Lady: Described both as an Asian schoolgirl and death's "super foxy handmaid."
- Death Seeker: Due to the abuse she received from Doc Scratch and Lord English, she wants nothing more than a release from life.
- Driven to Suicide: She eventually dies willingly, though it remains unknown how long she lived before her encounter with The Condesce.
- Fan Nickname: Arasia, for back when she first appeared as an Asian-clothed Aradia in Doc Scratch's apartment.
- Fate Worse Than Death: The Handmaid has attempted suicide to escape from her eternal slavery, to no effect.
- Foreshadowing: Her hairstyle is similar to Meenah's (the Condesce's pre-scratch self), who her pre-scratch self Damara hated enough to join Lord English.
- Immortality Begins at 20: She doesn't look like she's aged much since she reached adulthood around nine sweeps.
- Immortality Hurts: So much, she'd rather die - or kill - than allow it to continue.
- Leitmotif: The Lost Child
- Off-Model: Seems Aradia follows in her ancestor's footsteps.◊ (This panel was swiftly corrected, but not before the entire fanbase right-click-saved for hilarity.)
- Short Hair with Tail: A variation with bangs.
- Used to Be a Sweet Kid: She used to be such an adorable little grub.
- Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds: It isn't hard to feel bad for her, considering what she went through and in spite of what she's destined to do.
- Who Wants to Live Forever?: She really, really doesn't.
- The Beast Master: His Communion powers give him the ability to control Lusii like Pyralsprite.
- Rebel Leader: The Summoner led a revolution that, while ultimately crushed, prompted a huge upheaval of the Troll society.
- May–December Romance: With Mindfang.
- Winged Humanoid
- And I Must Scream: Winds up being used as a battery for the Condesce's personal ship, with a lifespan to match her own. It takes the Vast Glub to put the poor man out of his misery.
- Comically Missing the Point: In Suffering Through (And For) The People, the Ψiionic threatens people for ignoring the Sufferer's words of tolerance and compassion.
- Fate Worse Than Death: For most of the Sufferer's followers. The Ψiioniic has it the worst by far. Not only did he become the battery for the Condesce's ship, but was given an extended lifespan to match the Condesce's (he lived right up until the Vast Glub) — and this is someone she liked.
- Powered by a Forsaken Child: The Ψiioniic is the battery that runs/navigates the Condesce's starship.
- Spell My Name with an "S": The Ψiioniic.
- Ascended Meme: Jegus and Gog, both in jokes between Terezi and Dave ballooned massively into a huge fandom meme. The Sufferer turning out to be almost literally Troll Jesus has revitalized that and Andrew mentioned it was partially a nod to the meme.
- Atomic F-Bomb: The Vast Expletive uttered by the dying Sufferer, the culmination of his idealism turning to rage under the highbloods' torture.
- Crystal Dragon Jesus: The Sufferer. The Dolorosa was almost literally the Virgin Mary. The Disciple has a lot of traits of the Apostles mixed with Mary Magdalene.
- Cult: Following the Sufferer's execution, his followers — including Redglare — were reduced to being little more than a secret cult carrying on his beliefs and teachings on the down-low. Eventually even that faded away into little more than superstition, but they managed to make sure Karkat would have a lusus and a sign so he wasn't killed at birth.
- Fallen Hero: What happened to the once-idealistic Sufferer after he was tortured by the highbloods right before he died.
- Messianic Archetype: Basically the Troll version of Jesus. Indeed, his descendant, Karkat, is literally referred to as "The Second Coming of the Signless".
- The Mole: The Sufferer had at least one secret ally during Mindfang's time.
- Momma's Boy: A positive variant; it's pretty obvious that his relationship with the Dolorosa was very close, considering the fact that she remained a key member of his inner circle even after he grew to adulthood.
- Profane Last Words: The Sufferer's last word, uttered during his execution, is known as the Vast Expletive, filled with his extreme anger and rage at his unjust oppression. It also ties into the Sufferer's descendent, Karkat, who loves the less mythological expletive of "fuck".
- Ripple Effect-Proof Memory: The Signless alone among the Ancestors exhibited low levels of this, being able to remember some of pre-Scratch Alternia, but only brief glimpses. It's implied that this is due to the fact that his previous incarnation was a seer.
- Rebel Leader: The Sufferer led one a long time before that was so great, even mentioning it in your private journal was forbidden.
- The Power of Hate: What the Sufferer discovered between getting the idealism tortured out of him and dying.
- Straw Hypocrite: Implied; despite preaching for love and tolerance, the Signless's final sermon is one of pure rage. The characterization of his Pre-Scratch counterpart gives some leeway to this idea.
- The Power of Love: The Signless not only experienced a "love beyond the quadrants," but also called for acceptance for all regardless of blood.
- Unperson: What the Condesce did to the Sufferer after crushing his revolution. This is probably a good thing for his descendant Karkat, who unknowingly wears the Sufferer's "sym69l" on top of having mutant-red blood.
- Referenced later, when Meenah calls him "what his shit."
- The Power of Love: The Disciple loved the Sufferer and he in turn loved her so much that it superseded the need for the 4 quadrants. Doc dismisses it as being ridiculous though.
- Tragic Keepsake: The Sufferer's Righteous Leggings.
- You Will Be Spared: She was supposed to be executed along with the Sufferer, but the E%ecutor took pity on her and allowed her to escape.
- Fan Nickname: Dolomom.
- Made a Slave: Implied to be the slave that Mindfang raped.
- Mama Bear: Holy shit. When John appears in front of her, she does not hesitate to go into this mode, although he leaves before anything comes from it.
- Our Vampires Are Different: It's implied she's also a Rainbow-Drinker, with it being part of her blood cast, and her Mama Bear moment highlighting certain attributes. John even calls her a vampire when relating the story to Roxy.
- Team Mom: The Dolorosa, the Sufferer's adopted lusus.
- Beast of Battle: Redglare's dragon lusus, Pyralspite.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: Redglare was last seen in the middle of an angry mob of mind-controlled lowbloods, who then proceeded to execute her.
- Death by Irony: Executed by the very same lowbloods she was trying to protect.
- Fluffy Tamer
- The Mole: Supported the Signless's cult from within the Condesce's empire.
- Naďve Newcomer: One of her first missions as a Legislacerator was to take Mindfang in, leading to her death via Mindfang's will.
- Sinister Shades: Redglare. Her love of red sunglasses led Terezi to adopt a pair as one of her defining accessories.
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang
- Animal Nemesis: Wishes to control Pyralsprite after it destroys her fleet of pirates.
- Depraved Bisexual: Mindfang mind controls a captive slave girl into making out with her while carrying on a casual conversation with Orphaner Dualscar, at least partially as blackrom flirting.
- Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places: Mindfang was completely nondiscriminatory, soliciting her ship's slaves while it was too dark to tell their blood color. And yes, she was hoping to find a matesprit among the slaves she seduced (Read: Mind Controlled into loving her). Her final matesprit is the Summoner (Tavros' ancestor), who will love her and eventually kill her.
- She also failed in looking for Hate with Dualscar, whose implied, mismatched redrom feelings for her turned their blackrom from rivalry to enmity and led to the loss of a potential love, an arm, an eye, her lusus, and her fleet.
- Manipulative Bitch: Able to hide an item from Doc Scratch for centuries, while still having finding time to pillage and kill.
- May–December Romance: With the Summoner.
- Mind Control: Mindfang can manipul8 people, and she's a lot more subtle about it than Vriska.
- Mr. Exposition: Her journals are one of two Info Dumps regarding the Ancestors and how they parallel the contemporary Trolls.
- Nice Hat: Spinneret Mindfang. She is a pirate after all.
- Nothing Can Stop Us Now!: Possesses a magic cue-ball that can answer any question she has about the future. When she hears that Redglare has been sent to capture her, she specifically says in her journal that she was so confident that they would never even meet that she didn't bother asking the cue ball.
- A Sinister Clue: Mindfang, the feared pir8 and implied rapist of the Dolorosa, is left-handed. The first thing she writes in her journal after losing her left arm is how she will "have to get used to writing with this hand now."
- Stylistic Suck: Mindfang's journal. Word of God said it's intentionally in "The Bad Fanfiction Zone". Doc Scratch's story introducing the rest of the Ancestors probably falls under this too, given that Hussie in-story calls it "troll fanfiction".
- The Atoner: After he is exiled, he spends the rest of his life beating himself up about the situation surrounding his exile.
- The Exile: Was exiled after failing to kill the Disciple
- Gadgeteer Genius: He constructed Mindfang's robotic arm.
- Power of the Void: What allows him to hide Mindfang's cue ball.
The Grand Highblood
- Anime Hair: One of most grandiose examples in the canon.
- Bloody Horror: The Grand Highblood's throne room is painted with blood from the all across Hemospectrum.
- Disproportionate Retribution: If someone fails to tell a good joke for the Grand Highblood, they will be executed.
- Human Sacrifice: Killed Dualscar as a sacrifice in anticipation of the Vast Honk, and is implied to have done so to countless trolls.
- Meaningful Name: On the one hand, his blood is the highest of any land-dwelling Trolls. On the other hand, the Grand Highblood is friggin' huge.
- Monster Clown: The leader of the Subjuggulators.
- Odd Name Out: Only one of the Ancestors who has a nine-letter name instead of an eight-letter name.
- Orcus on His Throne: The Grand Highblood definitely has the visual down, and seems to be content to sit around and wait for chumps to come to him instead of looking for dudes to slaughter.
- Religion of Evil: A follower of the Mirthful Messiahs.
- Bling of War: Orphaner Dualscar was decked the hell out back in the day, straight down to an incredible Badass Cape that is easily ten feet long, and it's clear now that Eridan tries to emulate this with varying levels of success.
- Dirty Coward: From Mindfang's perspective.
- Green-Eyed Monster: Orphaner Dualscar was apparently either insecure or possessive enough to get jealous of what his kismesis did in entirely different quadrants (in human terms: your rival is jealous of your lover, best friend, and union representative). Spinneret seems both amused and annoyed by this.
- Then again, it is very strongly implied that Dualscar may have had some Red Rom feelings for Spinneret. So, in human terms: your rival is secretly in love with you, and is jealous of your lover for that reason. Much more logical. Didn't make Dualscar any less of a Green-Eyed Monster though.
- Unreliable Narrator: We only know about his actions through Mindfang's journal, and she's a very biased source, so his listed motivations may be entirely false.
- Unreliable Narrator: See Green-Eyed Monster.
- Yandere: Has some shades of this, especially considering the fact that he had the slave girl Mindfang was flushed for killed.
Her Imperious CondescensionLocated in the Felt folder.
Two Cherubs, one good, one bad, that ended up laying the egg that hatched into Calliope and Caliborn. And Gamzee, who raised them. For tropes about him, see Characters.Homestuck Trolls Three.
- Foe Yay: As per all mature Cherubs.
- Marathon Boss: The mating process is apparently one that lasted for sweeps.
- Mr Seahorse: The male one is the one who ends up laying the egg, but only if it loses the fight beforehand.
- One-Winged Angel: Both transform into colossal serpents mid-coitus.
- Scaled Up: See the above.
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