As a Whole
- Color-Coded for Your Convenience
- The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: They're almost never seen containing or researching any anomalies. This is hand waved by
their blog's mun saying that keeping their anomalies in containment is one of the few things they're good at.
Dr. Jack Bright
A Level 4 researcher and one of the main characters. Loyal to the Foundation, sometimes excessively so.
Dr. Alto Clef
A Level 4 researcher and one of the main characters. Small and cursed.
- Embarrassing Nickname: "Butterball".
- Hunter of His Own Kind: Reality benders, to be precise.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: An odd example. He's called "Alto Clef" because nobody can pronounce the sound of an A-major chord on a ukelele, but that isn't his real name either.
- Third Eye: Though it's never shown to have any notable anomalous properties.
Dr. Benjamin Kondraki
A Level 4 researcher and one of the main characters. Prone to paranoia.
- Adaptational Nice Guy
- Papa Wolf: To ☻ and the Chipotle Cult.
- Properly Paranoid: At least as far as the New Years' incident is concerned.
Dr. Everett King
Self-described mathematician, researcher, bastard, and idiot.
- Cut Your Heart Out With A Spoon: Is very fond of this type of threat.Dr. King, addressing someone who called him "Dr. King Kong": is that joke (not a funny one at that) going to be worth it when i force you to relive the process of losing your baby teeth and growing in new ones?
Dr. Charles Ogden Gears
A Level 4 researcher. Actually a robot. Somehow capable of more emotion than many of his alternate-universe counterparts. May or may not be illiterate.
Dr. Julian Iceberg
Dr. Gears' assistant. An egotistical Type Green with aspirations toward promotion and half a brain cell.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Iceberg's reaction to finding out that Clef has been weakening his powers is to beat him unconscious with his own laptop and then go sulk in another dimension.
- An Ice Person
- Trademark Favorite Food: Chocolate.
Dr. R. Gerald
A researcher who inadvertently sows disaster wherever he goes. Surprisingly optimistic.
- Drives Like Crazy: SCP-666-J. Do we need to say more?
Dr. Simon Glass
The Foundation psychologist. Owns several therapy animals.
- Beware the Nice Ones
- Fourth-Wall Observer: A very minor version, after Smiley intentionally leaves a Discord archive unlocked.
- Only Sane Man: The reason why he's the one conducting the therapy sessions.
Researcher James Talloran
A Level 3 researcher, and the victim of SCP-3999.
- Adaptational Villainy: Played with. While not an outright villain, this version of Talloran takes up a much more antagonistic role than he did in the original article.
- Berserk Button: Reality benders.
- Glasgow Grin: Sports a rather prominent one on his character art.
- Pillow Pistol: He keeps a dagger in his pillowcase.
- Seen It All
- Survivor Guilt: He blames himself for the deaths of the other personnel involved in 3999's "containment". It doesn't help that said deaths were actually his fault.
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: He believes that reality benders are dangerous and should immediately be terminated if possible. Understandable, but not ideal when the rest of the foundation wants the reality bender kept alive.
Dr. Cimmerian
Ethics Committee liaison. Surprisingly not launched into the sun.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: After the Foundation's camping trip was cut short by the AAM showing up, his response was to angrily throw cheese onto a restroom ceiling. According to Kondraki, this isn't even the first time he's done this.
- Every Scar Has a Story: He gives a different explanation every time he's asked.
- Pungeon Master: To the point where puns rank higher on the list of priorities than his personal safety.
Dr. Coffee
A researcher who went on a coffee break, and came back much, much later. Besides this, not much is known yet about him.
- Came Back Wrong: After ◇ killed him.
- Extreme Omnivore
- MacGyvering: When the Harmony Cult raided the Foundation, he set up a base in a broom closet. All the traps he managed to make were VERY effective. And then he got into the vents...
- Taking You with Me: Coffee attempts to do this during his fight with ◇.
Dr. Melody Rose
A young researcher that takes care of plants. She seemingly appeared out of nowhere and worked under Dr. Pines, whose position she got after they were decommissioned. She also is normal sized.
- Caring Gardener
- Floral Theme Naming: Her last name is literally 'Rose'.
- Talking to Plants: She also stated that she sings to them. Daily.
Dr. Pines
A researcher that was decommissioned under mysterious circumstances.
- Caring Gardener: They likely were this.
Edward "Ed" Malloy
Former member of the Night Shift. Now a Level 1 researcher at the Foundation.
- Hazy-Feel Turn: The Foundation is very much the "protagonist" faction. Leah and Taylor, however, see his defection as an unforgivable betrayal.
Dr. ???
The doctor that decommissioned Dr. Pines and promoted Dr. Rose. Basically nothing is known about them. Not even their name.
Lt. Flame Aka 🔥
A young MTF whose team has been killed during an attack on the Foundation. He is from the normal plane and is not affected by the gremlinfication.
Researcher Lovecure
A researcher from out of the canon that accidentally wandered in during a calm spot. Has been described as having pretty eyes. When he was introduced, he was of a human-normal height, but he's since shrunken to just above two feet.
- The Alcoholic
- Eyepatch of Power
- Eye Scream: Implied.
- Killed Off for Real: After Clement successfully consumes him.
- Our Ghosts Are Different: His ghost later reappears in the mods' Discord server along with Clement.
Dr. Cyrek
A researcher from the same canon as Lovecure.
- Shock and Awe: His canon's Foundation kept him in the basement to power his site.
Dr. Countdown
A part of the medical staff. He seems to care deeply for his patients.
Dr. Syringe
A part of the medical staff. Might be a bit crazy.
Dr. Cast
A part of the medical staff.
Dr. Ward
A part of the medical staff.
Dr. Ray
A part of the medical staff.
Dr. ???
A part of the medical staff.
Dr. Petunia
A coworker of Pines and Rose. She might be the one that decommissioned Pines or atleast knows things about the event and might have taken part in it,
SCP-192017
- Plant Person: An entire forest of these.
The Cyrillic Eye / "Clement" / Raphael
A sapient, parasitic eyeball from Lovecure's canon, currently residing in his eye socket.
- Cypher Language: Speaks in Caesar-shifted English with an offset of 4, purely as a way to confuse Lovecure.
- Meaningful Name: After Saint Clement of Ohrid, who created the Cyrillic script.
- Killed Off for Real: Along with Lovecure.
- Our Angels Are Different
- Our Ghosts Are Different: He reappeared in the mods' Discord server as a ghost.
SCP-3999
- Fake–Real Turn: This is why you don't make up SCPs when your coworkers are reality benders.
- Post Humous Character: It's long dead before the events of the story take place.
The Chipotle Cult as a whole
- Blue-and-Orange Morality: Their ideas of right and wrong are...a bit skewed.
- Body Horror: Their organs are color-coded and neatly labelled, for some reason.
🧑🔬
- Hollywood Acid: They threatened to use this to get 🕴️ to come out of the bathroom. It didn't work, not because of the acid not working, but because they couldn't bring themself to damage Chipotle property.
- You Won't Feel a Thing!: Them opening up 🕴️'s chest doesn't hurt them at all. It doesn't even cause them to bleed. Whether this is a property of 🕴️ or of 🧑🔬 is unknown.
🕴️
- Not Quite Flight: Much like their namesake, they can levitate. It doesn't work when they're dazed or incapacitated, however.
🥳
- Eye Scream: Poured a chemical into his eyes to try and change their color. It didn't work.
- Lampshade Wearing: Fell asleep while wearing one during a party.
- Strange-Syntax Speaker: He has aphasia, which is represented by emojis occasionally replacing or accompanying his speech.
🧍🏼♀️
- Invulnerable Knuckles: Subverted. She broke her finger punching out an anon.
👩🏿🦰
- Only Sane Man: Tends to act as this.
The Harmony cult as a whole
- Body Horror: This is not uncommon among the Harmonists.
- Not-So-Harmless Villain: At first, the Harmony Cult just sang songs. They are currently the main Big Bad.
- Would Hurt a Child
♡
The mother of the Harmony Cult and a leader. She was the one that founded it and got to decide its name. Although she sees herself as a good mother she is in reality very manipulative, atleast to ♤, another leader that sees her as his mom.
- Mama Bear: For some reason keep the anons taunting her, although she already proven to be dangerous by killing Half-Circle for hurting one of her children. One can only wonder why they do it.
- Team Mom
♤
He is the youngest leader, but also the most dangerous power wise. The mods stated that he is being manipulated by the other leaders. He likely does not know what the Harmony Cult really is. ♤ is also the tallest in the cult.
♧
A shapeshifter that might have planned this all. They are very manipulative and sadistic. To continue on with their plan is their first motive and disregards with that other peoples mental health. As seen in 'A Mother's Heart', where they kidnapped and hurt a child to motivate ♡ to continue on with their plans. They, too are a leader of the Harmony Cult. They may or may not be a version of 682.
♢
The final leader of the Harmony Cult. Not much is known is about them. What we do know is that he has a tendency to trap people's souls in objects.
☻
A child who grew up in the Harmony Cult and revealed to the Foundation that the Harmony Cult is up to no good. They are indirectly responsible for the Birdhouse Cult’s indoctrination and executions; however, most characters and anonymous askers claim them to be innocent.
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A gremlin that is even smaller than Clef.
☆
The first HC member that included their signature.
⊙
They were the one to have started sending song lyrics as warnings, but stopped when ☻ told the Foundation that they are indeed warnings.
◒
He strongly abides by the Harmony Cult's beliefs, even to the point of going against direct orders from the cult's leaders. This is clearly shown in his pursuit to terminate any threats to the Harmony Cult, including, but not limited to, his peers, such as ☻. As it later turned out, he is the single dad anon that has been around since the start.
- Would Hurt a Child
- Killed Off for Real: ♡ killed him upon finding out he beat up ☻.
𝅘𝅥𝅮
- Body Horror: She has a clarinet for a neck, and slight, but abnormally elongated fingers.
⨕
Smiley Anon
A recurring asker who signs all of their asks with smiley faces. They seem to have very few memories of their past life. They have a blog.
- Altum Videtur: One of Smiley's few memories of their past life is having taken Latin classes. They're somewhat pedantic about it.
- Brown Note: Their weapon of choice.
- Fourth-Wall Observer: To their great displeasure.
- Medium Awareness: A partial version. Using it more than a little gives them headaches.
- My God, What Have I Done?: Twice!
- First after realizing that Coogie's cookies weren't just sentient, but sapient.
- And again after killing Peachy.
- Rage Against the Author: Their Tumblr's description currently lists them as "literally just [being] here to occasionally scream at God".
- Resurrective Immortality
Flamethrower Anon
An anon that will help the Foundation with their mighty flamethrower!
- Kill It with Fire: Their default solution, as their name implies.
- Feel No Pain: Flamethrower typically dissociates in stressful situations, thereby dulling any pain they might experience.
- Amnesiac Resonance: Flamethrower knows many things, such as how to operate a flamethrower, how the human eye functions, and why plants need sunlight, but they can't remember their life (if they had one) before January 19th, 2020.
- Déjà Vu: After the unreality crisis, which they forgot about.
- Pyromaniac: They took a room in the Foundation and turned it into a room specifically for burning things as stress relief.
- Fiery Stoic: They've only ever gotten angry once, when the muns made themselves known to them.
- Fire-Breathing Weapon: Flamethrower. Enough said.
🐑
Was a member of the Birdhouse Cult before the Harmony Cult overran them and killed everyone that didn't join their cult. 🐑 is a survivor of the massacre. It was also stated that they are quite young.
Cookie Anon
An anon that randomly delivers sentient cookies to blogs. Whether they want them or not. Self-described as having no morals, though they do seem to have limits on what they think is acceptable. Neutral party...mostly.
- Genius Loci
- Murder by Mistake: Killed their canon's Frederick Heiden when they meant to hit the MTF. Then they brought him back as a cookie.
- So Long, Suckers!: Subverted, in a way. They ditched the Trashfoundation after creating a new place to stay, and haven't been seen since.
- Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: Originally thought to be harmless, if a little irritating. Then they turned out to be a different canon's 3999.
'Japanese anon'
An anon that first appeared singing songs in Japanese. They hate the Harmony Cult. In recent events it was revealed that they are childhood friends with ♤.
Peachy Anon
- Plant Person: Her hair is made of leaves, and she can extend vines from her wrists to fight.
- Rage Against the Author
- Rainbow Speak: She types in orange when she gets angry.
Nashari
A sprite who posts from Peachy's blog.
💥
Were manipulated and set Smile Emoji and the foundation on fire.???
They have something to do with the manipulation of 💥. From the sound of their ask are they not working alone.The Night Shift as a whole
- Amnesia Loop: The reason their group exists in the first place.
- Amnesia Missed a Spot
- Existential Horror
- Pink Girl, Blue Boy: Completely by accident. The mun was trying to utilize unused color-typing style combinations.
- Sci-Fi Horror: The genre they see the world as being in.
Leah Currie / ⨕
Former informal 'leader' of the Night Shift; temporarily defected to the Harmony Cult.
- Came Back Strong: At the cost of her ability to be recognized as herself.
- Face–Heel Turn
- Fourth Wall Observer (link): After the Pata-Basics incident, where she was pulled into the muns' Discord. She's not taking it well.
- Meaningful Name: She has the same last name as Ed Currie, the breeder of the current Guinness World Record holder for the hottest chili pepper.
- Resurrective Immortality (link): After her death in the Harmony raid.
Arden Taylor / ⫚
Has a flair for melodrama and a tendency towards purple prose. Current leader of the Night Shift.
- Came Back Strong: At the cost of their ability to be recognized as themself.
- Fourth Wall Observer (link): Has shown the ability to enter the muns' Discord unassisted.
- Last-Name Basis
- Resurrective Immortality (link): After their death on Tater Crime Tuesday.
Edward "Ed" Malloy
Dr. Jack Bright / lolBright
Dr. Julian Iceberg / lolBerg
- Other Me Annoys Me: He can't stand the Trashfoundation's Iceberg.
- Only Sane Man: Along with lolGears.
Dr. Alto Clef / lolClef
- Animal Motifs: Snakes.
- Then Let Me Be Evil
- Strange-Syntax Speaker: He types in all lower-case, but will often emphasize things in BOLD AND ALL-CAPS in the middle of his sentences. He drops this shortly after lolBright's containment.
Dr. Charles Gears / lolGears
The only senior staff member who is safe to be around. Fighting a losing battle to retain some semblance of normality.
- Only Sane Man: For the Senior Staff.
