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"Do you remember what the villains from Captain Planet were like, how they'd steal an oil tanker and deliberately run smack into a beach to teach the sea lions a lesson in complacency? Do you remember wondering why they didn't just sell the oil at huge profits and not have to get beaten up by a big blue man in little red pants?"
"We evil magicians have to make a living too."
— Professor Hinkle, Frosty the Snowman
A villain who constantly fails at beating the heroes never realizes their intellect and hard work might mean they'd get a lot more done if they did an honest day's work; any attempt at going straight is simply a ruse to lull heroes into a false sense of security. This may be more a factor of maintaining the Status Quo, particularly those with a conceit of realism ), and it's usually mentioned that the Mad Scientist is mad after all. Sometimes glossed over at a villain's death with "If only he'd used his powers for good, instead of for evil." This is a dying trope as comic book characters became more complex (and innate powers became more common than Applied Phlebotinum), but was extremely common for many villains decades ago.
Consider, for a moment, the Trope Namer: Lex Luthor. His earliest incarnations were generally focused on using his mad scientist inventions for the sort of schemes typical in the Golden Age and Silver Age, with the goals of pure monetary gain, "ruling the world" (largely for the aspects of monetary luxury such a position would include), or eliminating Superman as an obstacle to monetary gain... the question is then raised as to why he just doesn't sell his amazing inventions legally.
In the Post Crisis world, however, Luthor was recreated as a Corrupt Corporate Executive (though still retaining a great deal of scientific intelligence), already a multi-billionaire captain of industry before even meeting Supes. Now, having far more cash than a man could ever spend in one lifetime (and certainly a huge chunk of it acquired entirely legally), Luthor's only want is power, and while he certainly has a great deal of it already, he wants more... and Superman, he feels, is standing not only in his way, but in the way of human progress itself (if only because he is one of the few things with more power than Lex).
The current Luthor is a far cry from a purely Mad Scientist (and possibly not even "mad" at all), he thus avoids the trope (though, it is subjective whether such avoidance represents a step forward for the character... to quote Neil Gaiman "It's a pity Lex Luthor has become a multinationalist; I liked him better as a bald scientist. He was in prison, but they couldn't put his mind in prison. Now he's just a skinny Kingpin.")
When this is avoided, the turn to the side of good (or at least, not-actively-evil) is usually planned well in advance. Heroes may even precipitate it by simply asking " And Then What?"
Sometimes this trope is subverted by villains who start out using their talents for legitimate gain, but who end up becoming villains for one reason or another.
Compare Reed Richards Is Useless. See also Science Related Memetic Disorder and Sanity Has Advantages for the possible justifications of this trope.
Examples
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Anime
- Pumpkin Scissors. In an interlude (which may have been a lampshading) the mad scientist dismisses the medical applications of a frankly miraculous new serum, and uses it for another badly designed supersoldier program. I mean... it's a combination of anasthetic, burn cream, and artifical skin, that was so effective, people who were otherwise melting were walking around and fighting.
- This trope is almost the premise of the series- this is a world where rather than building safer tanks or devices to protect people from chemical weapons, they engineer people who can withstand tank-fire and chemical weapons.
- Team Rocket in the Pokémon anime invented some of the most impressive Death Traps one could ever imagine, almost every episode... until they started running out of money. They were also not above taking and maintaining legit work, until the inevitable screw up, and it's always manual labor anyway. Ironically, their "honest" work was almost always profitable.
- It's mentioned in one episode of the Johto series (they one where they meet up w/ Delibird) that they borrowed the traps from Team Rocket, and that they were invented by the R&D at their HQ.
- And they always proved to be much better at whatever work they were doing (selling snacks in arenas, acting as hairstylists for Ash's opponents, etc.) than they ever were at being bad guys.
- Team Rocket have been woobies for a long time because of this, in this troper's opinion, at least. They can't do anything right. (At least, they can't do something and have it stick for longer than an episode.)
- In fact recently, Jessie started entering pokemon contest, not only is she pretty good at it, she has won a few (and odds are won a lot of money)
- Subverted in Tsukihime canon; the 14th Dead Apostle Ancestor, Van-Fem, rather than drinking blood and harming humans (him being one of the Dead Apostles Ancestors, the 27 most powerful vampire-like beings on the planet), he took a preference to human society/life and built a highly-profitable casino boat in Monte Carlo shortly after World War 1 which earned him a high social status among humans.
- Hideaki Anno is reported to have asked why Neo-Atlantis in Nadia wants to conquer the world instead of just using their superior technology for their own benefit. Reportedly, he got no answer. Wikipedia reports this,
although the actual source seems unfindable.
- Sunred points this out to his Friendly Enemy General Vamp in Tentai Senshi Sunred. Vamp is such a good homemaker that Sunred tells him "You oughta give up the world domination thing and open a restaurant."
- Inverted in One Piece, when minor villain Wapol actually starts a new life and builds a massive toy-making empire by using his powers to recycle objects into toys.
- Lampshaded in Coyote Ragtime Show when a swindler manages to sneak his way into a high-paying executive job for a major bank purely so he'll be in a position to test himself against their reputedly 'inpenetrable' vault — he could easily have lived a comfortable and stable life with a job like that, but the money wasn't the issue.
Comic Books
- The British Dennis the Menace designs and builds an incredible Menace Car that can fly and hover and perform every trick imaginable - he could probably sell the technology for a billion pounds, but is satisfied to just "menace" the townspeople with it.
- Many Superman comics, particularly the famous Elseworlds Red Son, allude to Lex Luthor (where the term originates from) likely making all kinds of amazing gadgets and discoveries... if he weren't so obsessed with killing Superman. Indeed, the Post Crisis refocusing of Lex from a Mad Scientist to a Corrupt Corporate Executive is due to this trope.
- For those who have not read Red Son, Lex starts out a sociopath and his quest to defeat Superman's USSR almost leads the world to ruin, and leaves the USA a shattered country with states breaking from the unions, and a destroyed economy. When Luthor finally destroys Superman, he goes on to eliminate poverty, create a new economic system, eliminate all diseases allowing humans to live for hundreds of years. The whole world is united as one nation under Luthor's banner and the golden age he engineers lasts for millions of years.
- It is implied that this was a planned all along, or at least from the point where he kills anyone with a working knowledge of his plans. His thoughts when he believes Superman has been killed. "One can almost be forgiven for calculating this to ten digits 30 years ago".
- In one Silver Age "imaginary story", Luthor goes as far as to invent a cure for cancer while in prison for the sole purpose of fooling Superman into believing he has gone straight. He later betrays Superman and murders him with Kryptonite rays.
- One story begins with Lex having spent billions of dollars in plans against Superman for that month... and being glad that he's well within his budget. After his next plan to defeat Superman fails, Superman tells him that he's a brilliant man and could do so much for the world if he put his mind and resources to it instead of his hatred of him. Once Supes leaves, Lex, enraged at Superman's daring to tell him how to live his life, doubles his anti-Superman budget.
- In another story, Superman let him think his current plan was working until he got past the "make useful inventions to create good publicity" phase.
- The DCAU style animated movie Superman: Doomsday briefly passes over this for a Kick The Dog moment. It is mentioned that his company has found a cure for muscular dystrophy (and appears close to the same for AIDS and cancer)... but they're holding them back until they can slow it down to a lifetime treatment and make more money, as he's not satisfied with the $300 Billion he estimates it would already make him.
- Lampshaded by Superman himself — in Infinite Crisis, Superman is drained of all his powers. They take a year to recharge, so for a year, no Superman at all. Upon his return, when he discovers that Lex has spent the year obsessing about him rather than doing anything useful, he taunts Lex about it. "Where's the cancer cure, Lex?"
- It's much simpler in All-Star Superman — there, Lex is (apparently) just so bitter and twisted towards Superman that he can't really be bothered doing anything that isn't related in some way to his vendetta.
- Too bad he never stopped to think that he could just create some big Xanatos Gambit involving him making oodles of money and eliminating Superman. Just because he has to kill Superman doesn't mean he can't get rich at the same time, right? Then again, that would really be simple, now, would it?
- The scheme in the Question miniseries comes to mind, where he builds a massive skyscraper which uses feng shui to kill any alien that gets too close to it with no warning. . The Question discovers this and murders a bunch of Luthor's thugs and dumps them in the cement of the foundation, ruining the skyscraper's special properties but leaving it intact as a moneymaker for Luthor.
- In Alan Moore's Swamp Thing, someone DOES just cut Lex Luthor a check for a few million, after he told them how to neutralize the Swamp Thing. That really would be Lex's ideal career, eh? Being paid obscene amounts of money to figure out how to kill hard-to-kill-people.
- Subverted in Son of the Bat where the title character brings together Brainiac, Lex Luthor and Ra's al'Ghul to save the world from being erased by time-travellers. It backfires horribly since the 3 of them only looks out for their own individual interest despite any rewards promised.
- In the 2003 one-shot JLA: Welcome to the Working Week, Batman counters Weather Wizard's latest scheme by cutting him a check.
- In the Justice League TV show, Batman pulls the same stunt by bribing the Ultra-Humanite to turn on his allies for a massive donation to public broadcasting so he can enjoy classical music tv programming in prison.
- In the Rock of Ages story in JLA, Batman gave Mirror Master "a better offer" than Lex, effectively infiltrating the Injustice Squad. When Lex offers to double the JLA's price, Mirror Master says that it is not about the money. Batman explains that the money he paid Mirror Master went to the orphanage he grew up in, and advises never to underestimate a Scotsman's sentimentality.
- Lampshaded by Lex Luthor in World War III, when he comments that Prometheus could have made himself wealthy by patenting his exotic technology. Prometheus merely replies that money isn't what motivates his villainy.
- In the Spider-Man/X-Men Expanded Universe novel Time's Arrow: The Present, Spidey muses on "the guys who spend six million dollars building robot suits so they can rob banks". He compares this with his own initial decision to make money as a masked wrestler/novelty act, rather than sell his webbing formula to an adhesives company, and concludes that it's not really about the money; it's about proving something to everyone who ever laughed at them.
- The author of that book, Adam Troy-Castro, has fun with this trope; in the Sinister Six trilogy that he later wrote, he has Spidey sit down and have a little chat with a new minor villain (the Disc Jockey, a highly terrifying, albeit uninformed man—covered in polka dots) rather than knock him all over the rooftops. He goes on to summarize the extended battle he had with the Six a few weeks (and one book) earlier, as well as the abilities of the Sixers themselves. During the course of the discussion, he openly wonders why Electro doesn't just take a job with the electric company and earn millions that way.
- Back in the Steve Ditko days of Spider-Man, Spidey did try and sell his webbing formula to an adhesives company. The executives couldn't see a use for a powerful adhesive that lasted only 45 minutes. Personally, I think they just lacked imagination.
- A touch of the Wall Banger in retrospect given not only the developments in "sticky foam" (Spider-Man webbing you need to clean up rather than have it evaporate by itself) for riot control but the invention of the Post-It note. They had a glue, it was quite sticky, but it didn't make a strong bond or set...so they put it on bits of paper intended to be easily removed.
- That's not a Wall Banger, that's a Shout Out... when you realize that this is the real story behind the Post-It note. The Post-It glue was an accidental failure from research into far more powerful glues. Five years of soapboxing didn't convince the executives at 3M that they had a winner on their hands, and all in all it took close to ten years between the discovery of the glue and the first sales of Post-It notes.
- Lampshaded in the modern Starman series, in which Jack Knight refuses to carry on the Starman legacy unless his dad will figure out how to adapt his "Cosmic Energy" technology to civilian purposes.
- Doctor Alchemy from The Flash somehow got his hands on the Philosopher's Stone - giving him the power to create infinite amounts of riches, transmute any substance to anything else, psychokinesis, and makes him immortal. He uses it, of all things, to commit petty crimes which repeatedly get him sent to jail.
- In a variant, a biography about the Barry Allen Flash notes that the villain that most worried him was Weather Wizard, because he could use his weather control technology to create unlimited environmental destruction instead of just using it to commit relatively petty robberies.
- The general inability/unwillingness of the classic Flash supervillains to think bigger has been noted quite a few times in that title.
- Another example; Mirror Master is arguably the greatest inventor in the history of the world. He has created such devices as a matter duplicator, teleportation, and interdimensional portals. The first Mirror Master used these things to rob banks, the second uses them for mercenary work. If they just sold them they could become obscenely rich and not have to get the crap beaten out of them by a pajama clad speedster.
- Same for Captain Cold, who design a hand helded weapon that can bring anything down to Absolute Zero(in jail no less) that's right he invented something that can control molecules and he uses it to fight the Flash.
- How many tens of millions of dollars a year could Bullseye earn as a major league pitcher?
- This was actually addressed; Bullseye did play baseball in High School, but was banned from the sport after murdering some dude with a particularly accurate pitch. This where he also found his love of killing.
- Well you have to eat, to live to kill again.
- No foolin'. Bullseye loves to kill so much that This Troper is surprised he even bothers to charge for it.
- This is also the case with fellow Marvel villain and hired killer Boomerang. Boomerang started out as a highly skilled major league pitcher, who was blacklisted after taking bribes to throw games. Seeing his potential, the villainous organization known as the Secret Empire trained him and gave him his trademark killing weapons.
- Averted with the Marvel Comics character Taskmaster. Able to flawlessly imitate anyone's (nonsuperhuman) physical abilities after seeing them in action once, he initially made money and his reputation training flunkies for supervillains, teaching them how to take down their superhero opponents. Once it became known he was a mercenary, not merely a dedicated villain, legitimate governments and law enforcement started hiring him to teach their people (superhuman or not) on how to take down superpowered threats.
- In the Marvel comic Heroes for Hire, a mercenary named Paladin breaks into a special armory where the props and weapons of various former gimmick villains are stored, seeking valuable weapons to both arm himself with and to sell. He comes across the "alchemy gun" of the former supervillain Chemistro, and comments amusedly that "This guy invented a gun that could turn lead into gold, and all he could think of was to rob banks with it". Moments later, he had a lightbulb moment, saying "Waitaminute — this thing turns lead into gold... I'm good with just this!" and attempts to escape with it. Unfortunately, the gun is destroyed in the course of fighting his way out.
- He presumably was unaware of the fact that any object transmuted by the alchemy gun turns into dust after exposure to heat or after a certain amount of time.
- So now you have a gun that can turn anything to dust. See the Glowing Light example in Gamebreaker.
- In one Shazam story, Dr. Sivana is awarded the Nobel Prize for Physics because of all his useful inventions he discarded because he could not use them for crime, only to have Captain Marvel find them and bring them to the public. As it is, although Sivana could have earned a fortune if he could legally get patents on them, he is insulted by this turn of events, preferring to become Ruler of the Universe instead. He even goes so far that he promptly breaks jail to attempt to start World War III in retaliation with a ray that sparks violent aggression in people. Unfortunately, Captain Marvel interferes and turns the device into a peace ray that creates a solid 12 hours of world peace. As a result, Sivana is mortified at not only accepting his Nobel Prize under the ray's influence, but also for being subsequently nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
- A version of this shows up in the Elseworld series Generations, in which Batman ends up taking over Ra's Al Ghul's empire, and systematically dismantles the criminal operations while building up the legitimate front organizations into genuinely profitable and beneficial enterprises.
- In the "Tarnished Angel" arc of Astro City, Steeljack talks to the widow of another small-time supervillain who had managed to steal enough money to be set for life if he'd just quit, laundered his loot, and kept his head down. Instead, he sank it into another criminal scheme and lost everything — another highlighting of the usual rationale for why Cutting Lex Luthor A Check doesn't work on some villains and thus isn't attempted more often.
- In another Astro City story, a villain actually gets away with a bank robbery so clean that no one knows he did it. That's the problem... He ends up pulling the same robbery again and deliberately getting caught, just so that he will get the credit. (He has his jailbreak planned, of course; he's not stupid.)
- An episode of Justice League reveals that while Lex Luthor was on the run from the titular league, he left LexCorp to his assistant Mercy... who subsequently dug it out of the imminent bankruptcy that he had driven it into with all of his anti-Superman schemes.
- Something similar happened in the DCU comics continuity. Lana Lang has taken over bankrupt LexCorp and is despairing of a way to save the company from utter collapse... until she discovers that Lex had built himself a comfortable, reusable, and absolutely safe space shuttle so that he could go to the moon and back at will — solely to further his anti-Superman schemes, of course. Lex may have been too blinded to notice that he invented privatized spaceflight... but Lana isn't. She brings the technology to market and uses the profits to start digging LexCorp out of its financial hole.
- Then when Lana goes to one of Luthor's moonbases, she points out to two employees that LexCorp wouldn't be on the verge of bankruptcy if Luthor didn't waste billions of dollars on moonbases built solely for the purpose of klling Superman.
- Later, she discovered that Lex had hidden a clause in the fine print of her contract that if she ever used LexCorp assets to help Superman in any way, she was to be fired on the spot. And so she was.
- This is inverted in The Spectacular Spider Man, when Corrupt Corporate Executive Norman Osborn and crimelord the Big Man turn a profit by antagonizing Spider-Man. Osborn gets needed resources, research funding and test subjects for his supermercenary projects by developing Supervillains for the Big Man, while the Big Man uses them to distract Spider-Man from disrupting his less obvious, more profitable criminal ventures.
- On top of that, after Spider-Man defeats the supervillanins, Norman gets paid by the city to build the cells that contain them. As Hammerhead put it, he gets paid coming and going.
- A recent issue of Ultimate Spiderman lampshaded and subverted this trope with Ultimate Shocker. Unlike the main universe version, the ultimate version is a real loser being only seen as a joke by everyone and constantly mocked by Spiderman. However after learning that Shocker had created his blasters himself, Spiderman asked him why he didn't made a fortune with selling the technology. The subversion, Shocker reveals that he had worked for a big company creating inventions and while said company made even more money, he was fired without seeing a single cent. Which also added a tragic aspect to the formerly laughable character, because he also explains how he studied at the MIT until his eyes bled.
- Averted in some Marvel comic or other. Molecule Man chats with another supervillain: "So eventually I got out of prison, and I thought" "Now I shall have my revenge!" "No, no. Who needs the grief? With my powers I can live in luxury without ever doing anything to draw the heroes' attention."
- Lampshaded and played straight, one right after the other in Spider Man. When the Man Who Would Be Hobgoblin first examines the Green Goblin's cache of equipment, he remarks on how incredible the technology is. Specifically, that the personal bat glider must surely represent a breakthrough in the field of aeronautics, and how this proves Norman Osborn's insanity, since he could have made far more money by patenting the design than he could ever have hoped to by using it for crime. In his very next breath, however, the man states that keeping such a thing to yourself would be one part of proving yourself better than those around you, and thus using it for personal gain makes total sense.
- In the first Spider-Man movie, Norman Osborn had designed the glider for the purpose of patenting it, so make of that what you will.
- Another Osborn example comes from him actually curing cancer. Rather than sell it, the very first thing he does is weaponize it and use it against Deadpool.
- At one point, The Riddler realizes this wouldn't work on him in part because of his ego, and in part because he feels compelled to leave clues for Batman. He then performs a variant of this based on his compulsive disorder and rampant ego: he becomes a vigilante detective as well, to keep his ego inflated and potentially beat Batman (though this time, at catching criminals instead of performing crimes) without having to worry about jail time should he fail.
- Not really a vigilante, right now he's just a PI using his notoriety as a criminal for publicity. But yeah, he's finally using his problem solving skills for something that actually works. One wonders what he'll do if he ever found out that one of his 'fellow PIs' that he used to bounce ideas off of in a private online chat forum for freelance investigators was actually Batman. (And another was Detective Chimp, and This Troper's honestly surprised Oracle wasn't lurking.)
- At one point, the Riddler is seen chatting with Penguin, who has discovered he can make more money as a legitimate businessman selling cheaply made merchandise at extortionate, but legal, markups.
- Subverted with the Sleepwalker villain 8-Ball, who actually started out working for a defense firm as an engineer, before he was fired when his employers thought he was selling company secrets to pay his large gambling debts, leading him to create his weapons and costumed identity.
- Later played straight with Spectra, who first got a job in a laboratory so she could rob the place, only to obtain superhuman powers after Sleepwalker interferes in the robbery. At first, she seems poised to become a criminal, but when she reappears it turns out she's gotten a legitimate job using her light-generating powers.
- Justified as far back as the 1960s by the Porcupine, an Ant-Man villain. The inventor of the Porcupine battle suit worked for the American Department of Defense, and thought that the U.S. government would pay him next to nothing for the armor, and so he decided to keep it for himself. On the other hand, given that he turned out to be such a sorry excuse for a supervillain, he probably should have kept his day job, since at least then he'd have had a steady income.
- In one Golden Age Batman story, Catwoman establishes up a fashion magazine as part of plan to steal a fur coat. Think about what the investment versus return on that particular caper must have been.
- Inverted during X-Factor's first run in with Random - Havok realizes that Random is fighting his team to a standstill because someone hired him. Havok ends the fight by literally cutting Random a check to buy out his contract.
- Subverted by the X-Men villain Arcade, who creates deadly Death Traps involving highly advanced robotics, that he uses to try and kill his victims. Given that he's already enormously wealthy, Arcade doesn't really need the $1 million he charges for his deadly theme parks-it's all just a game to him. Another subversion comes when he finds another market for his inventions, using his "Murderworlds" as training grounds for supervillains who want to get some practice in before going up against the heroes.
- Lampshaded by the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird when Baxter Stockman, already very wealthy from his legitimate technology company, begins using his Mouser robots for crime. When April asks him why he'd do it when he's already rich, Stockman, who is already mentally unhinged to begin with, simply claims that it's fun! The 2003 cartoon repeats this scene, although this more sane version of Stockman is simply a greedy bastard, chiding April for being naive when he could even more money than he already had by both robbing banks and leasing his technology to the Shredder, in addition to his legitimate business. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too?
- In Mark Evanier's Blackhawk run, Professor Merson worked for the Axis, creating devices such as the Worm and the War Wheel, until Winston Churchill made him a more lucrative offer-so they cut Merson a check.
- Justin Hammer served the purpose of preventing this objection, since he financed and provided weapons to robbers for a percentage of the take. This prevented the incongruous situation of having these criminals invent it themselves.
- Ares Buchanan, upon discovering that another criminal had managed to get a rejected android from S.T.A.R. labs due to a scientist with personal problems who needed the money, began raiding the labs for rejected weapons. Although these weapons had safety and long-term reliability issues, Buchanan banked on these not deterring less warranty conscious criminal customers, who could not sue. Again, this prevented the problem.
- Similarly, Punch and Jewelee later go explained as having raided S.T.A.R. Labs, not having built their own weapons.
- Both the Fixer and Ani-Mator had worked as legitimate scientists. The Fixer (Ebersol) was fired from a number of jobs because of his air of superiority and unorthodox approach to simple tasks. Seeking a challenge, he turned to the planning and execution of technologically assisted crimes. The Ani-Mator similarly often wandered off to purse his own interests.
- Doctor Lovecraft in the Justice League initially did legitimate work for his company, but when they pursued financial wrongdoing, they allowed him to purse more dangerous experiments to create mutates to steal for the company. As these mutates later devolved out of sentience, this explains why he could not have gone public with his results.
- The Revenant has managed to 'convince' a number of villains of the PS238 universe that it is better for them to find a more practical way to use their abilities. For example, Mr. Godwin, aka the Crystal Skull, was convinced to stop robbing banks and to take money from people voluntarily... by running a legit casino.
- Ezekiel Stane developed...cybernetic enhancements, an artificial healing factor, and a biological power source strong enough to match Iron Man. Because...because he wanted to kill Iron Man. Obviously the prosthetics industry, biomedical engineering industry and medical science will just have to fucking wait! Genius can't be rushed!
- Stane seemed to be more interested in personal vendetta than profit. There was also an philosophical aspect to it, Stane believed himself to be the new wave of technology with Tony being outdated.
- Iron Man once defeated a villain called the Living Laser. An alternate universe comic has him simply hiring the certified genius as Tony Stark. Unfortunately this doesn't work because like most villains, He doesn't fit into society. This is arguably the best reason for not cutting Lex a check... villains who don't fit in still don't with money.
- Subverted as far back as the 1960s by the Wizard, an enemy of the Fantastic Four. He'd already become extremely wealthy with his incredible scientific talents, but he'd become intellectually bored and craved new challenges. Naturally enough (for comic books, anyway) this led to him taking on the the Human Torch, and then the Four as a collective nemesis, becoming an Evil Counterpart to Reed Richards and forming an entire Evil Counterpart team in the Frightful Four.
- However Wizard's henchman the Trapster follows this trope to a T. He invented a type of super adhesive and decided to use it to rob banks instead of just patenting it, for some reason that they never explained. He even got a pardon after his first criminal outing, by helping the Avengers defeat Baron Zemo and yet still went back crime after that.
- The guy initially went around calling himself Paste-Pot Pete. Making sensible career moves clearly isn't his area.
- Linkara points out in Agony Booth review of Batman #147, that the scientist Garth could have patented an age-reversing ray instead of working with jewel thieves.
- Averted with the Atom's foe the Bug-Eyed Bandit, who became a criminal because no one would buy his technology - no-one would fund his research without a working model of it, but he couldn't build a working model of it without funding. Eventually, he got so ticked off that he just stole the money he needed, built his tech at last and used it to become a career criminal.
Film
- Subverted in the first Austin Powers movie, when Number Two grows furious with Dr. Evil for engaging in world-threatening schemes when their front companies were already making billions a year legally.
- Also in the sequels, as Dr. Evil returns from cryogenic suspension in the beginning of both only to find that Number Two has turned his evil organizations into legitimate businesses. Granted, in Goldmember Number Two finally hit upon the brilliant scheme of making the organization a legitimate business with the ethics of an evil organization, by turning it into a talent agency.
- Inverted in The Incredibles. Syndrome states that he made a fortune for himself by designing weapons and selling them, and that his real motivation for supervillainy was glory and revenge on Mr. Incredible. Except he seeks his glory by manufacturing a threat so he can pretend to save the day. All that effort could have just as easily been put towards actually saving people from legitimate dangers.
- No, that would just make him equal to the superheroes he so despised. Syndrome had to prove himself better than they were. Hence his secretly exterminating superheroes and then planning to epically show them up.
- In the Woody Allen flick Small Time Crooks, his character wants to use a bakery (where his wife sells cookies) as a cover for digging a tunnel from its basement to a bank. The bank robbery fails, but they make millions with the cookies.
- Subverted in the first Spy Kids movie, where Mad Scientist Fegan Floop has to be goaded by his henchman Minion actually the real Big Bad into finishing his plan: using his successful Boobah-esque children's show as a cover to kidnap and hypnotize the kids of VIPs. As Floop finds his show quite rewarding on its own, he seems to have lost sight of his actually Minion's goals:
Minion: It's time for the most evil part of our plan!
Floop: Syndication?
- In Lord Of War Yuri Orlov eventually abandons his business as an arms dealer and adopts, in his words, "more legal methods of exploiting Third World countries", but notes that it isn't as thrilling (or profitable) as his old line of work, and there is comparatively more competition. He inevitably returns to arms dealing, with the change that it is government sponsored.
- In Buckaroo Banzai alien infiltrator John Bigboote ("TE!") has turned the front company Yoyodyne into a major defense contractor, so is less than enthusiastic when the Big Bad John Whorfin insists on building an interdimensional spacecraft to mount a (quite likely doomed) attack on their original homeworld Planet Ten.
- The Corrupt Corporate Executive in Tron made his name, position and fortune by stealing another programmer's game programs... with the help of his fully sentient AI. Sure, it was evil as all get out, but they could have fixed that in Beta Testing.
- In the book, it's stated that the Master Control Program was intended to be a chess game, but it grew out of control.
- Particularly bad example in Spiderman 2. Dr. Octopus is researching a new power source. In order to control it, he invents a system of mechanical arms that: interface with his brain, also (for some reason) have artificial intelligence, are indestructible, and can throw cars at Spidey all day, but never need new batteries. The goddamn arms would win a number of Nobel prizes, but Peter Parker is there to take pictures of the one invention that doesn't work.
Literature
- In Soon I Will Be Invincible, It's mentioned that after defeating Doctor Impossible, (Captain Ersatz Batman) Blackwolf's corporation will patent the devices found in his base and make millions. Doctor Impossible is mostly driven by a need to prove himself to the world (and some old college peers in particular), and an obsession with the Zeta Dimension that isolated him from normal and academic life.
- This trope was also lampshaded when Doctor Impossible wondered "whether the smartest man in the world has done the smartest thing he could with his life."
- He also ruminates on the phenomenon that the smarter a person gets, the more likely they are to incline to the villainous side of the scale. There's even a term for it: Malign Hypercognition Disorder.
- Discworld's Lord Vetinari may be the logical conclusion of this trope: he has all the trappings of an Evil Overlord, but he isn't evil, opting instead for a strategic blend of The Chessmaster and Reasonable Authority Figure, because he is intelligent (and Genre Savvy) enough to know that Evil is not a good long term plan.
- In Making Money, Moist von Lipwig lampshades this. As someone who had previously been a con man and was now making a respectable living, he now found himself still desiring the thrill of the chase, and "keeping his hand in" with schemes of various sorts. Someone actually mentions to him how silly it is for people to swindle and trick when better money could be made out of living honestly... he glosses over the point.
- This is also Lampshaded in Equal Rites wherein it is pointed out that the time and effort a group of brigands puts into robbing caravans (setting ambushes, rolling boulders up hills, etc) could have quite easily allowed them to earn a good living if they were to work that hard at a honest trade.
- The Goliath Corporation in the Thursday Next novels are an absolutely giant monolith who practically own Great Britain; still they insist on harebrained schemes like trying to enter fiction on a wide-scale basis. On the other hand, we infer that a large part of how they made their money in the first place was on evil schemes...
- Sherlock Holmes: John Clay in "The Adventure of the Red-Headed League" and his confederate were both making some sort of good living — at least enough to pay Jabez Wilson a tidy sum for the ridiculous work of copying the Encylopedia Britannica by hand to get him out of his pawnshop so that Clay could dig a tunnel to an adjoining bank... only to have Holmes nab him after ferreting out Clay's scheme just in the nick of time.
- This was actually justified in the story itself. When Jabez Wilson wonders why they spent so much money on him, Holmes points out that the fifty pounds they paid him was pocket change compared to the thirty thousand pounds they would have gained from robbing the bank.
- Don't forget that Jabez Wilson's pawnshop wasn't doing very well anyway, to the point where it barely provided him with a living. Clay didn't need the meager salary Wilson paid him anyway, as it was just a convenient way to get into Wilson's pawnshop so they could dig the tunnel.
- A TV adaptation establishes a possible reason for this; both Clay and his associate are in the employ of Professor James Moriarty, the Napoleon of Crime. So not only would they be well funded, but it's clearly established that Moriarty considers crime as more of an intellectual pursuit than a means of support, anyway.
- In Les Miserables, Hugo comments regarding the villain Thenardier that had he been slightly less evil, he could have been a well-to-do scoundrel, but instead, he's so crooked that he's constantly in dire financial straits. A similar comment is offered in Vanity Fair about one character who is a stingly and sly aristocrat. The author notes that if he had been born in obscurity, he could have become a wealthy Amoral Attorney, but as a baronet, he does things like being so stingy his crops fail and engaging in constant law suits which while profitable when he wins are more frequently a financial drain.
Live Action TV
- Subverted in The Wire- Stringer Bell clearly has the smarts to be running his own legitimate buisness empire- and by the third series it becomes clear this is something that he knows. Already he had been using college courses to firm up his understanding of economics and then applying this learning to his illegal drug dealing criminal empire, getting the whole thing running with immaculate efficiency that baffles local cops. He spends the majority of his time desperately trying to work to a point where he can go completely legitimate- an opportunity denied to him by his birth alone- but unfortunately on the road to this end he pisses of Omar Little and Crouching Bowtie Hidden BadAss Brother Muzone, who team up in the third series finale and kill him dead. Bad end.
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer's Warren Meers could have made billions with his life-like androids (which could have sex). Instead, he pisses away his genius robbing banks in a small California town. Then again, Warren is very emotionally immature, such that he may well not have thought of the ramifications of his machines.
- It occurred to this troper that if he wasn't evil, Warren could have been an incredibly useful asset to the Scooby Gang, creating both decoys and fighters for the team with a design similar to the buffybot.
- All three members of Warren's "Troika" seem to have a pathological aversion to doing anything the "normal" way thanks to their histories of social isolation and trauma; this is directly referenced in the "warp drive" speech that introduces the trio, where Warren states that by subverting laws and living lives of supervillainous crime they prove their inherent superiority to people who work for a living. This seems to be hanging a lampshade on what must, after all, be a near-universal characteristic of comic-book supervillains.
- An episode of The Twilight Zone has a group of gold thieves trying to evade the heat. One of them accomplishes this by using a cryogenic device he made to hide for many decades (by which time the gold is ironically worthless) instead of patenting the device and becoming a well respected and incredibly rich scientist.
- In Heroes, Sylar has the ability to intuitively understand how things work. Depending on how far that reaches, and how intimate the understanding is, it could be pretty damn amazing. He's only used it on watches and villainy so far, but think about it. Physics? Quantum mechanics? Relativity? Singularities? Psychology? Economics? Sociology? Theology? Genetics? Psychiatry? "Actually knowing how things work" would win you twenty Nobel Prizes before breakfast, progress technology several hundred (if not several thousand) years forward and let you retire the most influential, wealthy, powerful and historic human being to ever live. Screw regeneration, man.
- There are hints that Future Sylar used his analytical ability to good effect during his tenure as President of the United States.
- As it turns out, Sylar's ability itself causes brain-eating insanity, explaining why he didn't use it to become famous as a genius rather than as a madman.
- In Season 1, it was established that Sylar's brain-eating was caused by his Parent Issues. The "Hunger" as an inescapable part of his power was a Season 3 Ret Con, if not outright Dis Continuity.
- He doesn't eat brains! That's disgusting!
- Linderman and the other members of the Company seem to be an inversion of this trope. They're spectacularly wealthy (one of them can change stuff into gold), and Linderman talks about using his healing power to help others in the past, but remarks that "helping one person at a time could never be enough"... so naturally he comes up with a scheme to end human suffering entirely by Destroying New York City.
- Maybe he was taking lessons from Ozymandias?
- Nearly every single Doctor Who enemy, with the exception of the Always Chaotic Evil alien species, fall victim to this trope. The Master is an intensely charismatic, competent leader, Davros is stated by the Doctor himself to be one of the finest scientific minds in existence, the Rani's genius surpasses even that of the Doctor, and the list goes on and on, yet the only thing they apply their formidable talents to is death and destruction.
- This trope is simultaneously upheld and averted in that the Master and the Rani were Time Lords, and thus assured of one of the highest standards of living in the universe simply by staying at home. Davros was ruler of his home planet before creating the Daleks. They already had everything in life any reasonable person could desire before embarking on their villainous careers, and knew it (hence the aversion) - they just chose to be villains anyway in service of their un-reasonable desires, such as galaxy-conquering megalomania.
- Davros was NOT "ruler of his home planet". He was a well-regarded but not particularly high ranking (and VERY badly disabled) scientist in the scientific elite of just one side of a long-drawn out war. Think Robert Oppenheimer - Dalek development was the Kaled Manhattan project, and he was in charge of that, nothing more.
- In Partners in Crime (where the death and destruction is, objectively, only a minor part of the villain's plan anyway), the Doctor casually mentions that it's illegal for the aliens to bring advanced technology to Earth, so that isn't as much an option as it seems.
- Averted in the 'Dalek Empire' Big Finish spinoffs, where the Daleks seek an alternate history where they've already conquered the entire universe. What they get is an alternate reality where the equivalent of Davros decided that you catch more flies with honey, and decided to make the Daleks good or at least well-intentioned. "You Daleks have conquered this galaxy?" "Correct" "You have waged war against its peoples, you have destroyed, you have subjugated." "Correct!" "You have commited the greatest crimes our universe has ever known! Neutralise them!" Unsurprisingly, by not being genocidal jerks, they've been far more successful, and the (original) Daleks are rapidly reduced to the edge of extinction yet again.
- Lampshaded in the Firefly episode "Our Mrs. Reynolds", where Mal, upon confronting Saffron, points out that "All the lying, all the games....there's got to be an easier way to steal." At which point she replies that Mal is assuming the payoff for her is the money.
Video Games
- As the world's leading pharmaceutical company Resident Evils Umbrella Corporation had enough legitimate profit to not be dabbling in bio-weapons.
- In one of the Wesker's Files Wesker himself (at the time when he was still a research scientist) wonders why so much funding is being invested in the further development of the T-Virus (namely the creation of the B.O.W.s and Tyrants) when it is already developed enough to be a profitable and formidable bio-weapon. He concludes that Spencer (the Chairman and C.E.O. of Umbrella) must have an ulterior motive in the development of the T-Virus.
- Resident Evil 5 sheds some light on Spencer's motivations. Ever since he discovered the Progenitor Virus and its mutagenic properties, Spencer envisioned a new world order populated by a "superior breed of humans" that would share his values and worship him as a god. When the first project to create the new master race (Project W) failed because Albert Wesker was the only one to survive the viral injections that were part of the project Spencer presumably had Umbrella continue research on mutagenic viruses to keep his dream alive. One document in-game even states that Spencer never considered Umbrella to be anything more than just another tool to further his ambitions. He wasn't even worried when Umbrella went under, since only the "worthless" employees would be hurt.
- Lampshaded in City Of Heroes. Sometimes NPCs will say "If the Sky Raiders really only wanted money they would just sell their jetpack designs. There is something more."
- Crey Corporation plays this straight, albeit somewhat deconstructed. They make a lot of products that could be much more valuable as actual products rather than tools of mass destruction — most impressively demonstrated in the use Brain Uploading, human cloning, targeted genetic engineering, and countless lesser technologies to make the same sort of security force that the other factions essentially get free. They also make countless products are just for consumer and military purchase, whether ethical or not, and said security forces are necessary to keep the less ethical products working and profitable. In addition, Countess Crey is less interested in money and more interested in protecting the human race from uncaring heroes, violent threats, and corrupt and uncaring corporations.
Web Comics
- Antihero For Hire lampshades it on this strip
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- Khrima in Adventurers! never thinks to bring to market his technological advances, from superweapons to robot chefs, as he is enamored with the idea of being evil and conquering the world.
- Parodied in this
Shortpacked! strip.
- In a recent Real Life Comics arc, when it was revealed that supervillainish friend Tony has an obscenely overengineered force field that effectively renders him invulnerable that he wears all the time and someone asks him if it isn't a tad overpowered, he answers with "Are you kidding? It's way overpowered! It's ludicrous for one man to have this much power. I love it."
- Freefall: Sam faces this dilemma the opposite way.
- In Sluggy Freelance Hereti-Corp actually does seem to get a lot of money by selling weapon designs to the military, running a web design company, and even setting up a chain of pizza restaurants. They'd probably manage to avoid the Villain Ball altogether, except that every Hereti-Corp CEO seems obsessed with capturing Oasis for as yet unidentified reasons.
Web Original
- Lampshaded in Interviewing Leather:
- Dr. Horrible said it best: "It's not about making money, it's about taking money."
- Averted in the Whateley Universe. Plenty of the mad scientists Do, in fact, patent their inventions, and figure out uses for them. Furthermore, Ayla Goodkind is making it sure to look for these people and CUT them checks.
Western Animation
- Batman The Animated Series explored the concept with most of its reoccurring villains. Their potential successes are all the more tragic when their origin Hope Spot for redemption is crushed by external forces or their own complusions, and most never return to it if they actually become insane. The Riddler, originally turning to crime after being shafted by a successful company which turned him to crime actually amasses a reasonable fortune later on with his intellect and toy making. Another is the Penguin, who is sane enough to admit associating with criminal riffraff is pretty distasteful anyway and he'd make much more profit with a skimming-off-the-top grey market nightclub.
- And Mister Freeze has a gun which fires "a beam of intense cold". He's just poked a hole in the laws of thermodynamics and could make billions using that technology to revolutionize cryogenics, but he just uses it as a unique gun. Freeze's main motivation is vengeance for what happened to his wife anyway - it's not about the money for him, it's about having a way to lash out at the world.
- Nevermind that he is also completely immortal in some continuities. Hell, his technology to make people live forever under the most unfavourable circumstances would be worth more than all his other cold-related inventions combined.
- Also, a business mogul in a later episode does take an interest in Freeze's technology... But more in his physical condition and refrigeration suit than his weaponry. He doesn't sell it off because he is simply wanting to keep it selfishly for himself to prolong his life (the character is a thinly veiled parody of Walt Disney and the urban legend that he had himself cryogenically frozen).
- Don't forget, too, that in the Diniverse the Riddler started out using his incredible talents for legitimate gain, creating an incredibly popular video game that made his company a fortune. It was only after his boss shafted him out of his share of the game's profits that the Riddler became a villain. The more recent Batman cartoon and the Batman Forever movie do this as well, with the Riddler trying to use his skills legally, until circumstances turn him into a villain.
- Then, in the Justice League, Luthor actually turns away from his legitimate lifestyle in order to save his own life with the help of the Ultrahumanite, who, in the same two-parter, is cut several checks and accepts every one; even the one from Batman to betray his team of villains.
- In Wacky Races, Dick Dastardly's Mean Machine is obviously the fastest car in the races and he always manages to get ahead of everyone else. If he wasn't so adamant in cheating and causing the other racers to get further behind of his considerable lead, he could have easily won every single race.
- The Beagle Boys Inc. from the Scrooge McDuck universe have moments or clarity like these: in one story, they realize that at their rate of success, they make an average 14 cents per hour. In another story, they open an ice cream parlor as a front to plan a bank robbery, and to their own surprise make good honest money with it. However, they still pull their bank robbery through and, inevitably, lose everything.
- Arguably subverted on Batman Beyond, with the villain Shriek. Shriek had started out as an ordinary sound engineer trying to sell his high-powered sonic equipment to Derek Powers, the Big Bad who co-owned Wayne Industries along with Bruce Wayne, but Powers rejected his offer. Instead, Powers hired the man who would become Shriek to try and kill Bruce Wayne so he could get full control of the company. The engineer crossed paths with the new Batman, and ended up deafened by his own equipment. Unhinged by what happened to him, the engineer took the name Shriek and became a villain for real.
- Subverted in another episode where a rich weapons designer is fired after some political business thing. After getting rejected from many highly compeditive companies he finds someone to hire him for his designs for a sonic weapon that he designed for his old company. He then donnes a costume villains persona so he can steal the designs and hardware without getting arrested. Making his only reason for becoming a villain so he could support his family and still remain wealthy, not any sick thrill in it.
- Played with in Kim Possible, where Dr. Drakken at one point hires a villainous clerical assistant. The assistant helps him come up with a scheme that consists, in part, of using the resources available to him as a supervillain (hordes of lackeys, lots of capital, a heavily interlinked communications network and communication structure) to open a chain of muffin shops as part of the plan. The muffin shops prove to be so successful (and take so much time and attention to run) that Drakken's villain lair starts looking and sounding more like the nerve center of a consumer-driven corporation.
- One plot had Drakken working undercover selling ice cream. He was amazed how profitable that was.
- Not to mention taking over Bueno Nacho, an established, worldwide fastfood chain in So The Drama as part of one of his "take over the world" schemes.
- Subverted by an episode of Batman The Animated Series (actually adapted from a comics story) which centers around a villain who uses his talent at creating Death Traps as a means of interrogation, terrifying his victims into doing what he wants, and typically performs his services for hire.
- An episode of Back At The Barnyard, while admittedly a parody, had "Cowman" fighting a botany-themed villain. His motives boiled down to his monstrous plant hybrids never winning the blue ribbon at the county fair. However, while pretending to be a friendly Willy Wonka-style wandering botanist, he plants a seed that instantly sprouts into an ice cream tree. Perhaps that one could have won him a blue ribbon. Or Nobel Prize.
- In Transformers Animated, when the creator of the Headmasters is fired for wanting to make something with military applications, he decides to make his own company... and start it by stealing approximately 6.3 metric buttloads of money. This requires him to ignore that 1) he could just get a grant from any number of other companies that do work with the military without stealing and 2) if he actually got the amount of money he demanded, he and several dozen generations of his descendants would never have to work another day in their lives. But then he's a Straw Loser gamer nerd, so...
- Stripperella. Spoofed with El Cheapo, who plans elaborate crimes designed to get him the world's largest fake diamond, or a stache of copper bars worth up to $16.
- Used in an episode of The Tick. Supervillain the Mother of Invention, bitter that the best inventions are already spoken for, has a plan to kidnap history's greatest inventors, regressing the present day to a technical dark age so he can steal the inventors' creations and pass them off as his own. In order to achieve this plan, he has invented a helmet which can grab people and objects out of history and transport them to the present. Ben Franklin: "I wish I'd invented that."
Real Life
- In real life, you have poacher-turned-gamekeeper hackers who discover that breaking into the Pentagon's computers might be fun, but consulting companies on preventing this pays much better. On the other hand, this editor remembers hearing that someone secreted million of dollars out of Citibank and was only caught because they couldn't help bragging about it.
- Frank William Abagnale, Jr., the real-life inspiration behind Leo DiCaprio's character in Catch Me If You Can, went on to found and run a financial fraud consultancy company. Preventing wannabe criminals to pull off the same crimes he once did.
- There is a popular rumor that casinos hire ex-cheaters to help them find other cheaters. They don't. Would you hire a criminal to protect your billions of dollars from criminals? In fact in many places (Nevada, for example) it's illegal for casinos to employ people who have been convicted of cheating.
- Sure; who you really want are the cheaters that didn't get caught.
- The best example with the Mafia is their role in Las Vegas. Here they had a legal, profitable business that they had to skim profits on to make it a criminal enterprise.
- Of course, organized crime often runs a legal, profitable business, because it's an easy way to launder money. If I run a casino, how do the Feds know exactly how much money it made? Put the profits from my protection racket on the books as profit from my casino, and they'll have a hard time tracing it.
- On the plus side, many criminals have been able to use the notoriety they gain from their dishonest dealings to found legitimate careers. In addition to ex-hackers going on to work for computer companies, and embezzlers who go on to become fraud consultants mentioned above, this troper has also seen examples on TV of an ex-thief who then became a security consultant teaching people how to keep their houses from being broken into
, a counterfeiter who used his skills to get a high-level job at a computer company and even a marijuana smuggler who later advertised his services as a business consultant and entrepreneur based on the skills he'd gained building his dope-smuggling ring. This troper has also read about art forgers who became so notorious for their crimes that people became interested in their own original work, enabling them to make a living as legitimate artists.
- This troper has heard of an even more convoluted case of forgery crime: A guy sold forged Van Goghs to a rich collector, who wanted to buy forged paintings, because this guy's grandfather had been a famous forger, and his copies of the works of famous painters fetched for hefty sums. The catch was that they weren't forgeries made by his gramps, but by himself. Perhaps he has a family tradition up and running in a while...
- A while back this troper went to some company-sponsored functions in Vegas featuring entertainment by a former pickpocket who went legit as a freelance magician. Can't remember his name but apparently he headlines one of the off-strip hotels or something now.
- A lot of so-called psychics would fare much better financially with a trip to vegas or a few scratch-off tickets than letting us know what's in the future for Brangelina. Not to mention making assloads of money on the stock market, where there's no limit, like in casinos.
- ...assuming that any of them was legit.
- Additionally, many people have debunked them showing that their abilities can be replicated via magic tricks (many of the debunkers are magicians themselves). So why don't they just become magicians? Unless they truly believe they can do what they claim.
- In addition to their tricks, stage magicians also need to be good theatrical performers and otherwise well set up to succeed in show business. "Psychics", on the other hand, have the much easier job of simply finding and preying upon gullible people.
- Magicians don't have $10/minute hotlines.
- There is an organization promising to give a million dollars to anyone who can demonstrate genuine psychic abilities in a scientifically rigorous test. Guess how many people managed to claim it.
- Generally, a surprising number of break-in artists, forgers, embezzlers, and other criminals demonstrate a surprising amount of skill and intellect in committing their crimes, which they could have easily used those talents to make money legitimately. It's one thing to be raised in an environment where crime is almost the only way out, but when you consider how many of these guys are already in a position to make a comfortable living with their skills, this trope is arguably played straight in real life much more than you'd think.
- This is, unfortunately, really more of an economic issue. If you can't find anyone who's hiring, you can always find a house to burgle, a work of art to forge, money to embezzle or other crimes to commit.
- You also get to set your own hours and can take a vacation whenever you want. Sure beats working 8-17 in some office job for people you wouldn't normally even spit at.
- To Godwin this trope, Hitler spent resources that could have been used to fight the Russians on continuing the Holocaust, even after it became clear that the Eastern Front would be an endless slog rather than a swift march to triumph.
- The Holocaust was actually handled very efficiently, at least in the concentration camps. Forced labor, stolen possessions and bank accounts from the detainees, tooth gold after they were killed and cremated in yet another really cost efficient way... Even if the Holocaust didn't financed large portions of the war effort, it was at least pretty much a zero sum "game".
- The camps themselves paid for their own bills but the massively overstaffed Gestapo didn't and killing a wealthy part of the population would have resulted in a second great depression regardless of how much money they lost of the actual murders. If Germany would have used its resources to build up its economy (like Hitler did in his first few years before he decided that war and genocide were more fun), the country would have become an economic superpower even without the war. The post-war German government did exactly that, to the point where Germany once again became one of the world economic leaders and a member of the G8.
- The camps made money, lots of it. The real minuses were when troop and supply trains were sidelined for prisoner trains (which had top priority). Troops that could have been fighting were instead used to round up people. There is also no doubt that his policies of killing and enslaving Slavic people (Russians, etc) probably lost him the Eastern front, as many first saw the Germans as liberators from Stalin and his harsh treatment of them was a major propaganda tool for Stalin. Stalin might kill you but Hitler would and he was a foreigner as well.
- Stalin himself averted the trope. While he committed very little actual genocide (Cossacks, mostly), he was a mass murderer, as a result of work camps, random killing, and some shockingly inconsiderate executive decisions. As a result of all this and assorted other state-enforced brutality (and some fortuitous war aid by the US), Stalin managed to take a country fresh out of feudalism and turn it into a Nazi-beating industrial and military superpower in the space of 20 years. It's been argued that all of the suffering that was spread out through 300 years of industrial revolution was simply condensed 15-fold in the case of Russia, which is really less vindicating of Stalin and more condemnatory of everyone else, although it should be noted that most of the people-saving benefits of industrialism (agriculture, medicine) were pretty much completely ignored by Stalin in favor of improved people-killing.
- FBI profiler John Douglas in his autobiography Manhunter mentions how, when still a police officer, he helped break up a gambling operation and at one point had a "very talkative bookie" in the back of his squad car. When he observed that the bookie was smart enough to earn money legitimately, the man simply replied that he did it for the thrill, and elaborated on his view. "You see those two raindrops on your windshield? I'll bet you that the one on the left will make it down before the one on the right. You can't stop us, John. It's what we are." Douglas writes that it was this conversation that led him to wonder whether people who continually engage in criminal acts legitimately think differently from law-abiding citizens.
- The reality show It Takes A Thief
is a security makeover show where former thieves first burgle the home or business in question, and then install security systems that would've prevented them in the first place.
- Stéphane Breitwieser traveled all around Europe and stole 239 works of art and other museum exhibits, with a total estimated value of $1.4 billion(yes, billion with a B). He made a whopping profit of $0 because he never tried to sell anything, he just really liked art.
- Does Philosophy count as supervillainy? I recall hearing of an ancient Greek thinker who, as a response to a challenge, used his knowledge of astronomy(?) to predict the coming olive growing season would be especially long, and, with his remaining savings, leased in advance all the olive presses in the area right at the time when everyone was going to need them for making olive oil, thus netting him a moderate fortune. This was all in response to the question: "If you know so much, why aren't you rich?" His answer: I could be if I wanted to be; Philosophers are just interested in other matters.
- That was Thales of Miletus
. Admittedly something of a BadAss, he came up with idea of "finding natural explainations for events, as opposed to assuming everything was caused by capricious gods", thereby basically inventing Western philosophy.
- You'd think the idea would have caught on by now, really. The increasing bands of American fundamentalists and other groups seem to disagree.
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