Recap: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic S1 E19 "A Dog and Pony Show"
Spike: Rarity... woods... jewels... dogs... hole... taken... SAVE HER!
Written by Amy Keating RogersSapphire Shores, the Pony of Pop, has just commissioned Rarity to design five costumes for her upcoming tour. There's just one problem; Shores wants them to be covered in gems, and Rarity had just gone through the last of her stock. In order to satisfy Shores' order, she goes gem-hunting with Spike in a nearby quarry. While Rarity casts Detect Gem with her horn, Spike digs up the caches of gems she finds.As they are getting ready to return, however, the two are ambushed by the Diamond Dogs, a trio of Gollum-esque dog-men. They've taken notice of how easily Rarity is able to find gems, and so have decided to kidnap her and force her to find gems for them. Despite Spike's best efforts to fend them off, he is outnumbered and outmatched, and Rarity is dragged underground.After several imagination scenes, Spike and the other ponies head underground to rescue her, thinking she must be in great danger. Meanwhile, the Diamond Dogs order Rarity to start finding gems for them. Slowly, however, she starts getting on their nerves: When the dogs tell her to dig up the jewels, she refuses to more than scratch the ground little by little, on account of her having had a "pony-pedi"; when they force her to pull a cart to carry around the gems, she proceeds to criticize her captors' nails, breath, overall hygiene, etc. and when they start complaining about the whining...
Rarity: I am not whining; I am complaining! Do you want to hear whining? [in higher-pitched voice] Thiiis is whiiiiining! Oooo, this harness is too tiiiight! It's going to chafe! Can't you loosen it? Oh, it hurts and it's so rusty! Why didn't you clean it first? It's going to leave a stain, and the wagon's getting heavy, WHY DO I HAVE TO PULL IIIIIIIT?!The dogs cave into Rarity's demands to treat her better at first, but then try to re-assert their authority over her. However, Rarity refuses to pull any passive-aggressive punches, and the whining starts to grate on the Diamond Dogs even more.Meanwhile, Spike and the other ponies are getting closer to where Rarity's being held, only to be stopped by a group of Diamond Dog guards. After successfully bucking them into submission, the group charges into the dogs' lair, only to be met by Rarity's frazzled captors. The dogs demand that they take Rarity back, as they can no longer take her whining and complaining. Rarity arrives, stating that her friends are just in time to help her carry the huge cartfuls of jewels she's collected. As the group heads back home, with enough gems in tow to fill Sapphire's order, Rarity relates how she had the Diamond Dogs wrapped around her hoof, teaching everyone that even a ladylike pony can get herself out of a sticky situation.
Tropes present in this episode (YMMV tropes can be found here):
- Accidental Kiss: Barely averted; Spike nearly kisses Applejack while in the middle of a fantasy about saving Rarity from the Diamond Dogs.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: After the Diamond Dogs have kidnapped Rarity and attempted to make her their slave, one of them "calls her ugly," prompting a look from one of the others that just screams, "What the hay, man?"
- Badass Adorable: A rare time Spike shows impressive physical prowess. He briefly takes on all three Diamond Dogs so Rarity could escape. The effort was all for nothing, though still worthy of this trope.
- Beneath the Earth: Where the Diamond Dogs live.
- Big "NO!": Spike does this twice, both with a Skyward Scream, although the second time a deliberate contrast to the first because now he's screaming from the bottom of a hole rather than topside next to one. The first was in response to Rarity being taken away, the second in response to the team simply not knowing which way to go.
- Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: combined with Insistent Terminology in the below quote.Rarity: I would appreciate it if you'd stop calling me "pony". I am a lady, and I wish to be addressed as such, so you may call me "Miss", or "Rarity", or "Miss Rarity".
- Lost in Translation: In the German dub, where it becomes something like "'Lady,' 'Rarity' or 'Valued Rarity.'"
- Canis Major: The Diamond Dogs and the Dig Dogs are bigger than the ponies, and much bigger than the only other dog shown in the series (Winona).
- Chain of People: When Spike gets pulled in after baiting the Diamond Dogs with a gem he saved, Applejack tried to pull him out, but before she slides in as well, Twilight follows but... you get the idea. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy join in the chain, then just as the latter is pulled in, Pinkie Pie joins the chain because, hey, it looks like a fun ride!Pinkie Pie: Wheeeeeeeee!
- Chainmail Bikini: How else would you describe what Spike is wearing in his Fantasy about being a Knight In Shining Armour?
- Chekhov's Skill: Twilight's ability to replicate magic that other unicorns know after being shown a demonstration will pay off in later seasons.
- Complaining about Complaining: How the Diamond Dogs learned a valuable lesson in the difference between "whining" and "complaining".
- Curb-Stomp Battle: The Diamond Dogs easily outmaneuver the rest of the mane cast when they try to use the holes. The mane cast in turn fight off the Dig Dogs with surprising ease. Spike imagines one as part of his heroic fantasy.
- Cute but Cacophonic: While Rarity normally has a lovely voice, if she's trying to be verbally irritating then her whining voice becomes weaponized.
- Cut Lex Luthor a Check: The Diamond Dogs have a mine that is loaded with gems. Rarity desperately needs gems. If the Dogs had approached Rarity with a deal to give her, say, 20% of the gems that she locates and they dig up, and generally treated her acceptably, everyone could have gone home with a lot of gems. Instead, Rarity gets everything. Maybe if the Diamond Dogs weren't really, really stupid... Furthermore, Rarity had absolutely no problem simply finding them gems when she thought that's all they wanted. If they hadn't tried to make her their prisoner forever, they still would've ended up better off in the end.
- Damsel in Distress: Played with; this is how the others picture Rarity in their Imagine Spots. In truth, Rarity had her kidnappers "wrapped around her hoof the whole time."
- Damsel out of Distress: Not only does Rarity rescue herself but reverses the situation and puts herself in charge.
- A Day in the Limelight: While it's about Rarity, Spike plays a major role in this episode.
- Deadly Dodging: The bad guys pull it off when fending off the ponies trying to enter the holes in the ground, making Rainbow and Twilight collide.
- Deadpan Snarker: If Rarity isn't torturing the Diamond Dogs, she's snarking at them. Sometimes she does both at the same time.
- Defiant Captive: Rarity is far from a docile damsel. The Diamond Dogs come to fear her defiance.
- Dream Sue: Spike is daydreaming about being a muscular knight that would save Rarity and gets a kiss from her.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Spot gets noticeably upset with Rover when the latter calls Rarity "ugly".
- Even the Girls Want Her: Sapphire Shores is not surprised to see a mare swooning over her.
- Exact Words: Rover tries to invoke this when Rarity accuses him of calling her ugly, but it backfires spectacularly.
- Face Palm: Spot does this twice. Rover does a slower version while moaning
- Fantastic Racism: Rarity gets more upset about being cimpared to a mule than she does getting slapped on the flank.
- Foreshadowing: Rarity designates a dig site at the base of a cave formation, causing a stalactite to fall on two dogs. This hints at Rarity getting out of her situation by using her wits.
- Flashback Cut: Played for Laughs. Before a commercial break, just after Rarity's abduction, Spike lets off his Big "NO!". After the commercial break, Spike has gathered the other Mane cast, racing to the rescue, but then leads to a quick flashback scene, with Spike arriving in Ponyville, panicked and out-of-breath, uttering the quote at the top of this page to convince the mane cast to help.
- Food as Bribe: Rarity pays Spike in gems for helping her (which he eats), although he's so infatuated with her he'd do it for free.
- Fractured Fairy Tale: In a sense, Spike's fantasy of rescuing Rarity counts as one. The usual scenario is of a knight on a white horse rescuing the princess from the clutches of an evil dragon. In Spike's fantasy, the dragon is the knight and the princess is a white horse (er... unicorn).
- Furry Reminder: Invoked by Spike when he asks Twilight to be his steed. See the page image.
- Hammerspace. Spike pulls a large gem Rarity personally gave to him out of a pocket, despite being completely naked save for his scales.
- Horsing Around: Applejack deliberately flinging a dog off her back.◊ (Followed quickly by each of her friends doing this to the dogs trying to use them as workhorses.)
- Hyperventilation Bag: Spike is shown breathing into one after Rarity gets kidnapped.
- I Take Offense to That Last One:Spike: Show yourselves, you dogs! You curs! Ah, there you are, you mangy mutts!
Diamond Dog: Who are you calling mutts? Unleash the hounds!
- Imagine Spot: Several involving the other ponies imagining what Rarity must be going through, and one particularly hilarious one...
- Indulgent Fantasy Segue: Spike's fantasy where he's a manly older dragon knight, who effortlessly fights off the Diamond Dogs and rescues Princess Rarity. Things go a bit differently during the real rescue.
- Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain: While the Diamond Dogs are surprisingly sly in holding off the other ponies, they are ultimately oafish weasels that are brought to their knees by the greater horror that is Rarity's whining, at one point even correcting themselves when they think they offended her.
- Insistent Terminology:
- Ladies do not "flip out"; however, Rarity was "quite in awe" of Sapphire Shores.
- "I am NOT whining; I am complaining!"
- It Was a Gift: Spike doesn't eat the gem he got from Rarity because of this. The gems she didn't give him? In his opinion, fair game.
- Knight in Shining Armor: Spike gets Twilight to be his steed for their supposed Big Darn Heroes moment.Spike: I'm coming for you, milady! Heigh ho Twilight, away!
Twilight Sparkle: And just what do you think you're doing?
Spike: Please, Twilight. Just give me this?
Twilight Sparkle: Fine.
- The Knights Who Say Squee: Rarity, one of the heroes of the series, goes completely gaga over The Pony of Pop.
- Lantern Jaw of Justice: Fantasy Spike displays this along with Heroic Build.
- Let's Get Dangerous:
- If jumping straight into a fight with a manticore in the pilot wasn't big enough of a hint, this episode showed that Rarity is more than capable of taking care of herself, and she didn't even need to resort to violence to do so.
- This is also one of the few times we see Spike fight, and although he isn't able to prevent Rarity from being kidnapped, his performance is surprisingly impressive.
- The rest of the Mane Cast get a moment when they easily defeat the Dig Dogs that try to enslave them (even Fluttershy).
- Most Annoying Sound: Rarity's whining voice, to the Diamond Dogs. Unfortunately for them, she knows and exploits it.
- Mugging the Monster: The Diamond Dogs picked the wrong unicorn to enslave. It also happens to the Dig Dogs that try to capture the rest of the Mane Cast.
- Muscles Are Meaningless: Three huge dogs have trouble pulling carts filled with gems, while tiny girl ponies manage just fine.
- My Instincts Are Showing: Spike tries very hard not to eat the gems Rarity makes her outfit with.
- Mythology Gag: See the old series' "The Great Rainbow Caper" for a very similar Pity the Kidnapper plot.
- Offscreen Teleportation: The Diamond Dogs move instantly between the holes in the ground when they're keeping the ponies from entering them.
- Oh Crap!: The Diamond Dogs when they realize Rarity hadn't even begun to whine.
- One-Man Army : Spike, in his fantasy, can effortlessly trounce a pack of Diamond Dogs on his own.
- Pity the Kidnapper: Invoked by Rarity when she discovered her complaining seriously annoys the Diamond Dogs. So she takes it Up to Eleven to be as annoying as she possibly can on purpose.
- Pre Asskicking One Liner:Applejack: If you can take this bull by the horns, you better be ready for a ride!
- Quit Your Whining: The Diamond Dogs to Rarity's complaining and her actual "whining".Spot: Aaah! Make it stop!
Rover: Stop whining!
Rarity: But I thought you wanted whining!
- Real Women Don't Wear Dresses: Averting this is the Aesop of the episode. Being a lady does not mean Rarity is a push over.
- Redundant Rescue: By the time the heroes arrive to save her, Rarity has already saved herself and subdued the Diamond Dogs.
- Remembered I Could Fly: It's not until Spike suggests Twilight copy Rarity's gem-finding spell that she remembers Rarity taught it to her. It's justified as Twilight was worried about Rarity and there had never been a need for her to use said spell, so forgetting that she knew it is forgivable.
- Running Gag: "Doomed Rarity" fantasy sequences, and Spike's attempts to steal Rarity's gems.
- Sapient Steed: Deconstructed in the climax. Twilight is not amused by Spike's attempt to ride her into battle, but ultimately decides humor him this once.
- The Diamond Dogs. They're poachers who hide behind the trees.
- The lines in the first scene where they appear could just as easily have been spoken by Gollum, voice and all.
- "Hi-yo Twilight, AWAY!"
- The episode is one long homage to O. Henry's classic story "The Ransom of Red Chief".
- "Unleash the Hounds!"
- Terrible Trio: The Diamond Dogs are led by such a trio. Word of God says their names are Fido (the hulking one), Rover (the tall, skinny one) and Spot (the short one).
- Title Drop: The wording is slightly off, so it's a lot more subtle than, say, "The Show Stoppers", but the Diamond Dogs call Rarity "[their] precious little pony".
- We'll See About That: The Diamond Dogs block off the holes that lead to their lair and Applejack says that they can't muscle through it. Rainbow Dash replies "We'll see about that." They can't.
- Wrong Genre Savvy: Spike kept thinking that he was going to be a knight who saves the Damsel in Distress Rarity and get the Standard Hero Reward, only for her to free herself.
- You Need a Breath Mint:Rarity: Uh! What is that smell?
Diamond Dog: Smeeeeeeeelllllll?
Rarity: Ah. Mystery solved. It's your breath.